StarTalk Radio - Things You Thought You Knew – The Dark Side of the Moon
Episode Date: October 17, 2023A year isn’t what you think it is… Neil deGrasse Tyson and comedian Chuck Nice explore things you thought you knew about the length of a year, the dark side of the moon, and the physics of a movin...g system. NOTE: StarTalk+ Patrons can listen to this entire episode commercial-free here: https://startalkmedia.com/show/things-you-thought-you-knew-the-dark-side-of-the-moon/Thanks to our Patrons Jeffery R. Kaufman, Peter West Popovchak, Nicholas Calmes, Matt Kline, Vadym Feskin, Steve Ipyana, and Foohawt for supporting us this week.Photo Credit: NASA Johnson Space Center, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.
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They watch too many Warner Brothers cartoons.
That's what's wrong with those people.
Too many Wile E. Coyote.
They're using the cartoon laws of physics instead of the actual laws of physics.
In that person's world, you know what else happens?
If you don't know that you're not standing on the edge of a cliff,
you can actually stand on thin air.
Gravity only kicks in with your awareness.
That's it, you know.
That's a new law of physics right there.
Welcome to StarTalk.
Your place in the universe where science and pop culture collide.
StarTalk begins right now.
Jack.
What's up, Neil?
Time for another Things You Thought You Knew.
Awesome.
Yes, which is pretty much everything for me.
I thought I knew it, and then I find out I did not know it at all.
I thought I knew that.
I did not know.
I did not know it.
Okay, so I got one here.
You ready?
Go ahead.
How long is a year?
All right.
I didn't realize you thought I was that stupid that you had to explain that to me.
I said I loved explainers.
I didn't realize that we were getting down to the remedial levels.
Yeah.
Hello, Chuck.
Hi.
So, yeah.
Let's tell you what a year is now first of all so what do you yeah what is a year here's a year take this crayon and i want you to draw
i want you to draw me a timeline chuck a year a year is a trip around the sun, so how long does that take? We say that it takes 365
days,
but I got a feeling that you're going to tell me
somehow that is not
the case. That is totally
not the case. That is not the case.
Oh, wow. It is not the case.
So, as
a matter of
social civil convenience,
okay,
the year is mapped out to 365 days. As a matter of social civil convenience. Okay. Okay.
The year is mapped out to 365 days.
All right.
All right.
With 12 months, each having as few as 28 days and up to 31 days.
And add all that up.
And then every four years, we stick another day in there on that 28.
Well, that's not what I'm getting at.
So that's 365 days and we celebrate New Year's Day.
Right.
Earth has not yet completed its orbit around the sun.
Wait a minute.
So you're saying to me that when we go January 1st, yay, all right, kiss.
When you go January 1st to January 1st.
Right.
Each time we do it, Earth is six hours behind the completion of one trip around the sun.
Oh, crap. I did not know that.
Well, first of all, that is significant in terms of amount of time.
Yes, that is significant in terms of amount of time. Yes, it is. Okay, so rather than celebrate the new year in these six-hour increments through, no, we just cleanly divide the year into whole days.
Because we don't want to mess with a day.
You wake up in the morning, you go to sleep, the sun rises, it sets, it's day, it's night.
We want to keep that intact. So we ignore the six hours. Okay. All right. So now how long are you going to ignore
the six hours? Well, I'm going to say not very long. Okay. So if you ignore it for four years,
that's a day. How many hours have you ignored? 24. Six times four.
So you then throw
a day
back into the calendar. That makes
sense. Every six hours. Six hours. Four
years. That's a day. Throw the
day back in. All right, people.
Let's keep moving. And you're back in line. And we
give that day the very needy February.
Right. Of course, Black History
Month. Yes, exactly. Of course they would
do that. You know that.
Just like, not only are we missing a day,
it's the
shortest month of the year.
Oh, by the way, black people, here you go.
By the way, it's the shortest month
even when you give it an extra day. Even when you give it an
extra day, we still come up
short.
That's amazing.
All right.
Now everything's sort of even, Stephen. That's amazing. All right. So now everything's sort of even-steven, okay?
Right.
All right.
So what we've talked, I think we've talked about before,
the fact that that over-corrects.
Did I ever mention that to you?
Okay.
Now, I believe we did, but we were talking about it in a different…
It might have been in a different context.
Calendar.
Here we go.
There was like a Julian calendar.
Exactly.
We talked about this two years ago.
I'm trying to think of it.
I'm going to bring some of it back because it relates to the year.
Yeah.
Okay.
I told you six hours, but it's not six hours.
Okay.
Of course.
I mean, right?
Because that only makes sense.
Okay? It's a trip around the sun 365 days, except it's not. And it's six hours, except it's not. Okay, it's a little less
than six hours. So, Chuck, since it's a little less than six hours, if you add up four of those,
you don't quite have a full day, do you?
No, yeah, exactly.
You don't.
You're a little short.
Yet we put in a full day.
Right.
So it turns out over a century, you've accumulated an extra day that shouldn't be there.
Okay.
So every century, when it would have been a leap day, you take it out.
Okay, gotcha.
Because we've accumulated that day.
We don't need to have the leap year that time.
So we just let it go.
The day self-corrects because the accounting, the ledger is now balanced.
Except it's not quite.
Oh, God.
God.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
So, it turns out that over-corrects it by just a little bit.
Of course it would.
Okay.
Right.
Over-corrects it.
So, over 400 years, there's a day that should be in there that isn't.
Okay.
Okay.
So, every 400 years.
Right.
Which counts as a 100-year increment. Right. That's increment, where you would have taken out the leap day, every 400 years you put the leap day back in.
You put it back in.
Because you wouldn't have taken it out because it's the correction for the times that already was accumulated.
You wouldn't have.
You would have just let things be. But now, over 400 years,
because it wasn't quite what it is,
just a little bit,
it took 400 years.
Now it's just like,
hey, now you know what we're going to do?
Because we actually did accumulate over all this time.
So now we're going to shove a day back in here
and finally...
Every 400...
And you know something?
The year 2000 was just such a year. So most people who said, well, year 2000 is divisible by four, it's a leap year, had no clue how rare a leap year that is.
Right. That was the leap year that wasn't. Yeah, correct. There was no leap day in the year 1900 or in the year 1700.
So all those century years had to accumulate a 400-year interval.
We're up to the year 2000.
It's got a leap day.
And people thought that was a normal leap day, but it wasn't.
But it wasn't.
Wow.
Yep.
That's actually a, wow, look at that.
Okay, it's all because we're not correcting by the precise amount.
We're correcting by whole days.
Earth's orbit around the sun doesn't care about how long it takes Earth to rotate on its axis.
Oh, I see.
But we do.
So we are shoehorning in our days with respect to how long it takes Earth to go around the sun.
Excellent.
Okay, so now...
But wait. sun. Excellent. Okay, so now, but wait.
Oh.
We,
okay, so that year is the time
it takes
the sun's
and Earth's relationship to
repeat in such a
way that the seasons
stay attached to the months of the year we've given
them to.
Aha.
Okay?
So, our year is based on the seasonal calendar because we're historically agrarian.
Agrarian, yeah.
Planting, sowing, reaping, all that crap.
It makes sense.
Okay?
It turns out that the seasonal calendar is slightly different from the time it takes Earth to return to the same spot in its orbit.
We simply don't use that calendar.
And that's called a sidereal year, where we match up with the stars that surround the sun.
But our seasons don't match up with the stars. And the sun, but our seasons don't match up with the stars,
and the stars migrate through the year. The sky you see in the springtime in March will shift
against the calendar because that's not the year that we're based on. Okay? So whatever year you're
based on that repeats every year, other accountings will then shift relative to it. And so when we return to our spot in space relative to all the stars, that's a different length of time than the time for us to repeat the seasons.
Right. So we have a seasonal year. That's the year we know and love. Then there's called the sidereal year.
Sidereal just simply means star.
Right.
Okay.
And that's right.
That's the year where you look up and you have to find a point,
and we've got to return to that point.
To that point.
And if we did that, then the seasons would drift.
The stars would stay where they are.
Right, right.
Okay.
Right, but we'd be getting a little, you know.
But we don't have to worry about that anymore
because we have climate change.
So we have solved that problem.
Solved the calendar problem.
We solved the calendar problem.
Ain't no winter.
There's no nothing, baby.
Okay, but wait.
There's another kind of year.
Okay.
Okay.
Earth is an ellipse in its orbit. Right. year. Okay. Okay. Earth is an ellipse in its orbit.
Right.
Okay?
Okay.
So, that means sometimes it's closer to the sun and sometimes it's farthest.
Right.
Right.
We're closest to the sun in July, farthest in January, early January.
Right.
So, that ellipse precesses around the sun.
So that ellipse precesses around the sun.
So in other words, if you step back and look at the ellipse orbit around the sun and watch it like for thousands of years,
that entire ellipse will turn around the sun.
Gotcha.
Okay?
It's called precession.
There are various kinds of precession.
That's one of them.
So if you timed the time between our closest point to the sun
and our closest point to the sun again,
that's a kind of a year, isn't it?
Yeah, it would be.
Yeah.
That would be a year within our orbit.
That's a different length year from the sidereal year,
different length year from our seasonal year.
Wow.
Now, here's the thing.
Yeah?
How much older am I based on all these years?
It's a very small difference between them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's not.
I'm just seeing if I can cheat the system.
Yeah, just consider that what we chose as a year is, in a sense, arbitrary.
Not that the length of the year is arbitrary, but we had our choice of three.
Right.
And we don't care about whether the stars in March stay the stars in March.
We care that March always has spring.
That's it.
At least in the Northern Hemisphere. Exactly. So there you go. That's the stars in March. We care that March always has spring. That's it. At least in the Northern Hemisphere.
Exactly.
That's the years in a nutshell.
That was good stuff, I'm going to say.
You know, when you started off with
what is a year, I was
kind of like, you lost it, bro.
You finally lost it.
He's finally gone.
But you pulled it out.
I got to tell you, you pulled it out. This tell you you pulled it out this was a good one
this was a good one that's kind of the whole point of these things you thought you knew
that's true that's true Chuck got another one.
Okay.
And another one.
Okay.
And another one.
It's in our culture.
Okay.
There's no escaping it.
Right.
Some percentage of people who walk this earth, when asked, would be sure that there's such
a thing as the dark side of the moon.
Yeah, that's where the Transformers hide out. I thought it was just the dark side of the moon. Yeah, that's where the Transformers hide out.
I thought it was just the other side of the moon.
Yeah.
So the dark side of the moon, I think, hit a peak in 1973.
Do you know what happened then?
Did Pink Floyd put out an album?
Pink Floyd put out an album.
Because that would do it.
And, you know, the album did really well.
So that's the problem.
If people hated the album, my job would have been way easier
because no one would have been brainwashed by it.
Exactly.
So it was the title of the album called The Dark Side of the Moon.
And so I've been spending 50 years.
This is the 50th year anniversary.
2023 is the 50th year anniversary of the release of that album.
I've spent every one of those 50 years trying to undo the damage caused by the title of that album.
Wow.
See, now what you should have done is just, you know, you should have took Pink Floyd out the same way you took out Pluto.
And would not have to worry about this.
Get authoritative legislation.
Exactly.
The dark side of the moon is now dwarf side of the moon.
So now if you listen to the title track,
like with headphones,
the very last sentence,
the very last two sentences sentences you know what they are
i did not okay but you gotta listen because there's a lot of fadey kind of music in in
all of those tracks so you listen and it's fine it says at the end there is no dark side of the
moon are you serious yes wait wait wait so i That was all. People just listened to the song.
However, there's a sentence that follows it.
Well, of course, there has to be.
There's a three-word sentence that follows it, right?
So it says, there is no dark side of the moon.
It's all dark.
Oh.
That's a little more philosophical.
That's a little more philosophical.
Yeah. Yeah.
But then I said, I can't get on a case too much here because it's just being poetic.
Yeah.
Well.
But anyhow, there are people who still think that the other side of the moon never sees sunlight.
True.
Which is interesting for anybody to think that because you've never seen that side of the moon.
So why would you even conclude that?
You have no data.
Okay?
Right.
The moon does always show the same face to Earth.
We went over that in a previous session.
Tidal locking.
Tidal locking.
That's right.
Right.
So the other side of the moon gets as much sunlight as the near side.
So there's a far side and a near side.
And a day on the moon lasts 30 days, 30 Earth days.
So there's like 15 days of sunlight and 15 days of darkness.
Gotcha.
So yeah, so moon has days just as we do.
So see, had you thought about it, Chuck,
when you see a half moon in the sky,
wouldn't you think that like the half you don't see on the other side is also getting sunlight?
Right.
Well, I mean, isn't that how shadows work?
Shadows and round things.
Shadows and round things kind of work that way, you know.
Yeah.
So that should have, people should have been tipped off by that right um so
so here's the thing uh when the indians uh landed their that their first successful landing on the
moon right i mean the fourth country just yes to do so right from the soviet union back in the day
right and united states right by the way soviet union got there first so you need to beat us at to do so from the Soviet Union back in the day and the United States.
By the way, the Soviet Union got there first.
The Soviet Union beat us at everything
until we put humans on the moon.
Then we said, we win.
Hey, man, that's how you win.
You change the rules.
Change the goalposts?
Move the goalposts and change the rules, man.
So, yeah, they beat us at They had the first satellite, the first
non-human animal,
the first human, the first woman.
And then we were just like, none of that counts.
Okay? Because
we put the first
dude.
Russia even
had the first black person who was a Cuban.
He was a Cuban. Dark-skinned
Cuban.
Right.
So, they became the fourth country to do this and but what's more significant than that because
that that would just be okay welcome to the club all right they landed near the moon's south pole
and the south pole i think we talked about in a previous explainer. You have the bases of craters.
The sun never gets high enough in the sky.
Right.
Because near the poles, the sun stays low.
Right.
Stays so low that sunlight never reaches the bottom of the crater.
And so it's literally where the sun don't shine.
Yeah.
Okay?
There are literal dark places on the moon.
Right.
Okay?
All right. So here on the moon. Right. Okay. Alright. So,
here's the thing.
The Indian spacecraft
landed
not in the bottom of a crater,
because that's,
it has solar panels and it needs
energy. So, it landed outside the crater,
but in darkness.
And,
so, why would they do that?
Well, here's what they did.
They landed on the last day of nighttime.
Ah, the 30th day.
Okay.
On the last day of nighttime
so that the next day the sun rose
and how much daylight do they get?
They get 15 days now.
They get 15 days now they get 15 days
so it's a it's a two-week mission no that was so smart yes that's really cool yeah so now they have
two weeks to go look for their ice or whatever it is yeah yeah water has to be frozen of course
that's right yeah yeah and, yeah, it's smart people
are people who figure this stuff out.
And as a matter of fact, it is rocket science, right?
Because they have to leave Earth.
Right.
So that they landed there at that time.
That's right, that's right.
Okay.
So, oh, so my point is,
there were some Indian headlines that said
Chandrayaan-3, which was the name of that mission, landed
on the dark side of the moon.
Oh.
Yeah.
See?
So they got caught up in that.
Yeah, but that wasn't the Indian space program saying that.
It was the journalists who don't understand that there is no dark side.
So apparently, Pink Floyd's album had worldwide influence that I didn't know.
Yeah.
Well, the album sales could have told you that.
So I think they might have seen it landed in the dark,
and then moon and the word dark becomes dark side of moon.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
And so you might ask, well, how cold is it where the sun don't shine?
Oh, how cold is it where the sun don't shine?
Hundreds of degrees below zero.
That makes things difficult, doesn't it?
And so this water, which would have arrived by comets, you know, moon's been hit by stuff.
Yeah.
In case you didn't notice the acne.
That's why the man on the moon's face looks like a pepperoni pizza.
What a terrible saying.
That guy looks like he's got some serious hormonal problems going on.
Some teenage acne issues.
A man on the moon is not getting a day to the prom.
That's all I'm saying.
It's going to be tough.
It's rough.
It's rough.
You need a little accutane.
So because there's no atmosphere to smooth out
the hot places and the cold places,
because what happens is in our air, our air
sort of captures the heat
once the sun heats the ground
and it moves that
around, right? That doesn't
happen on the moon. So,
where the sun is shining, it's 200
degrees above zero. You can sit out a cup of water and boil it. So where the sun is shining, it's 200 degrees above zero. You can sit out with
a cup of water and boil it. And where the sun doesn't shine, it's hundreds of degrees below
zero. So really, if you're there, the side of you facing the sun is going to be hot and the side of
you not facing the sun will rapidly cool off. So ideally, you should go on a rotisserie.
Right.
My Boston chicken.
So, like I said, there's a reason for spacesuits to be reflective, typically.
Right.
Because you want to be in full control of what's going on.
So, of course, they had, you know, those big packs that were on the astronauts' backs.
Right.
Half of that, I don't know, half, but a big part of it was their cooling system that keeps
them at the right temperature so they don't bake or freeze.
Nice.
And one other thing before we end this.
Because there is no atmosphere, that means there's no skylight.
There's no blue sky in the daytime.
The daytime sky is just dark.
Right.
So, the only source
of light are direct
sight lines from
the sun.
So, if you're standing there, Chuck,
and you,
part of you is in shadow,
unless some
light is reflecting off the lunar terrain,
it is pitch dark.
Look at that.
In the shadows of rocks and in your shadow.
Pitch dark.
Wow.
In broad daylight.
So that makes for fascinating contrasty photos when this happens.
Yes, you can get a reflection off the lunar module.
Right.
Okay, but the general ambient light we take for granted when you walk around in the daytime is not there on the moon.
Look at that.
Yeah.
That's cool.
So, Chuck, there is no dark side of the moon.
That's all I got to tell you.
Well, there you go.
Pink Floyd, you're a bunch of dummies.
So, Chuck, I was actually at a party one day when i met roger waters very cool yeah and you told
him that there was no dark side chuck i had to and remain silent and what was his response he was not
sympathetic that makes sense he's like bro i'm getting paid off this he got a gravy train yeah
i got a nice little racket going here with this dark side of the moon thing, and you are messing it up.
I'm going to need you to silence.
Don't make me take out a gag order on you, Neil.
But anyhow, you know, the job of the educator never ends.
I think that's what's going on.
Very cool.
As long as there are forces of untruths that pervade the world.
Okay.
Look how poetic you are.
I was about to say, as long as there are
ignorant dumbasses,
the job of the educator
shall not be finished.
Alright, that's all I got for you
on the dark side of the movie.
Hey, I'm Roy Hill Percival,
and I support StarTalk on Patreon. Bringing the universe
down to Earth, this is
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Tyson.
Chuck got another one for you. Ready. There's no limit to these, you must know that by now. I another one for you.
Ready.
There's no limit to these.
You must know that by now.
I'm good for that.
I'm glad there's no limit.
I like them.
Okay.
So this one is, we've heard this.
People have talked about it and thought about it.
What happens when you jump in an airplane?
Well, hopefully you're going somewhere.
I don't know. What do you mean? What happens when you jump in an airplane? Well, hopefully you're going somewhere. I don't know.
What do you mean?
What happens when you jump in an airplane?
The airplane is flying.
Oh, you mean what happens
when you literally jump in the air?
Yeah.
I thought you'd be like,
yeah, jump in the airplane.
I'm going here, you know.
Oh, jump onto an airplane.
No, you're in the airplane,
in the aisle,
and then you jump.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
You go up and down.
Some people think that the airplane's going 500 miles an hour.
Right.
If you jump, you end up pinned against the back wall.
They watch too many Warner Brothers cartoons.
That's what's wrong with those people.
Too many Wile E. Coyote.
They're using the cartoon laws of physics instead of the actual laws of physics.
In that person's world, you know what else happens?
If you don't know that you're not standing on the edge of a cliff, you can actually stand on thin air.
Gravity only kicks in with your awareness.
That's it, you know.
That's a new law of physics right there.
Plus, if you're hit in the head with a frying pan,
your face takes the shape of the frying pan.
That's right.
You just become two big eyes with a round face.
That's right.
Yes.
Cartoon laws of physics.
Cartoon laws of physics.
So, my answer here might be obvious,
but I know there are people out there
who wondered whether the plane would just sort of
escape from under your feet for how fast it's moving.
Right.
So this is a very basic sort of first week of physics
that you learn this and you see demonstrations of it,
but I will now tell you.
Okay.
When the plane takes off and it is cruising at some constant speed,
pick any speed.
563 miles per hour.
Fine.
If it's constant, the plane is moving 563 miles an hour, and so are you.
Right.
And so is the air inside the plane.
This is cool.
So is the fly that happened to fly into the plane before they closed the door.
Right.
You, the air, the fly are moving 563 miles per hour.
If you're all moving at the same speed together,
then you don't know how fast you're moving.
Yeah, you're not moving at all.
You're not basically in the moving reference frame of the plane. You're not moving at all. You're not basically in the moving reference frame of the plane.
You're not moving at all.
Correct.
So if you jump up, you will land right back where you started.
Right.
It's that simple.
All right.
So now, so let's unpack this.
Let me get a round number.
Let's say you're going 600 miles an hour.
Okay.
But 600 miles an hour is 10 miles per minute.
Right. That's a mile every six seconds. hour. Okay. But 600 miles an hour is 10 miles per minute. Right.
That's a mile every six seconds.
Right.
Okay.
And in New York City,
there's 20 blocks per mile.
So that's by like
three blocks per second.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Can we find that transportation system?
Three blocks per second.
So I can get around Manhattan
the way I'd like to?
Man, that'd be fantastic. That would be a flying car. Maybe we'd do that. Okay. So I can get around Manhattan the way I'd like to. Man, that'd be fantastic.
That would be a flying car.
Maybe you would do that.
Okay.
So now watch.
So if you jump up in the plane that's going 600 miles an hour,
and you stay airborne for one second, right?
And then you land where you started.
Right.
You also move forward three blocks.
So if someone is outside of the plane and watched you,
you would jump up and you would follow this arc.
Right.
A parabolic arc through the air, through space,
through my whole, my coordinate system.
You, in my reference frame, because I'm outside
of the plane, I see you jump and land, and there's a beautiful parabolic arc that you took.
Right. You also get a gold medal when you land.
The long jump. So, another way to do this is, and we do this in physics class,
if you have a train, like a model train in the front of the room,
physics demos, this is a great physics demo,
and the smokestack of the train has a little spring.
You can put a ping pong ball in it.
Or, no, not a ping pong, like a tiny ball.
Right.
Okay?
So as the train is going, a tiny ball like a…
A styrofoam ball.
No, no, it has to be a little heavier than that.
Like a…
Oh, okay.
You know, a rubber ball or something.
Okay?
Let's take a golf ball, which is dense enough for this to work.
So, there it is.
As the train is moving, the spring can pop the golf ball straight up.
Okay.
And then, where does the golf ball land?
Does the train leave it behind?
No.
No.
Because the golf ball had the same forward motion as the train did.
All the train did was give it upwards motion like you jumping in the airplane.
Right.
Then it fell back down, so it'll shoot it up, and it'll fall back down,
and it'll land exactly back in the nozzle.
You will see it take that arc and land where it had taken off,
and that is the train and golf ball version of you jumping inside of an airplane.
As far as you're concerned, you're landing in the same spot,
but as far as I'm concerned, you're not.
Right.
You're three blocks farther down the down
the road cool so so it's it's it has to do with your reference frame and it's a remarkable thing
if if the vessel is big enough so you don't feel jiggles you don't know how fast the thing is going. We're on Earth. Earth is going 18 miles per second around the sun.
Wow.
Okay?
Now, if you want to land in a different place,
do that while the plane is accelerating.
Right.
Okay, now the flight attendants won't let you do this,
but right when the plane touches down.
Such killjoys they are.
Just trying to do a physics experiment here.
What do you mean I got to sit down and pass in my seatbelt and put my...
And what is it with the seat in the upright position?
The seat only goes back two and a half inches.
Please put your seat up, sir.
Sir, please put your seat up.
Oh, sorry.
Let me put my seat up.
Okay, there you go.
Yeah, because now you'll survive the crash before you wouldn't have. Exactly.
Oh, thank you for saving my life with this two and a half
inch differential.
So, actually, I think I know
why they do that. Really? Why?
Yeah. You want to know why?
I would like to know, to be honest.
When all the seats are aligned, if you're climbing to get out in a wreckage,
then you don't have to navigate differently oriented seats.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
I'm pretty sure that's how that rolls.
Okay.
So, if you magically got permission to do a physics experiment the moment the wheels touched, okay?
What happens the moment the wheels touch on a runway?
They put the engines into reverse thrust, okay?
And so now the engine exhaust reverses and is pointing forward instead of backwards.
And if necessary, they'll also apply their brakes.
So they might be landing at 200 miles an hour,
and it's ultimately zero.
Okay?
Right, right, right.
If you jump while that's happening,
you will not land in the same spot.
Because when you jump, the plane was going 200 miles an hour.
But when you landed, the plane was going 180 miles an hour.
You jump again, and so you have a faster speed going forward than the plane does
because the plane is slowing down.
So you could just jump up and down while the plane is on the runway
and ultimately end up in the cockpit.
Nice.
Just by jumping straight up and down.
Yeah, but the door will be locked because, you know, security reasons.
Yeah, they'll shoot you if you...
Yeah, I was going to say.
You won't quite make it.
So consider that's why
they're animate about your seatbelt
on takeoff and landing,
but not when you're cruising.
Yeah.
Because the acceleration
and the deceleration
is what changes your relationship to the fuselage if you jump up and come back down again.
Right.
Okay?
So, yeah, that's why they can go 500 miles an hour.
You may now remove your seatbelt and walk around the cabin, but it's just pulling in to the gate.
Right.
It's going five miles an hour,
but then it's going zero.
Okay?
That's enough to knock you over.
Look at that.
So that's all I got to say
about jumping up and down
in a damn airplane.
That's cool.
Well, I mean,
now,
when you hear
that I have been arrested...
Tell them it's a science.
You're doing it for science.
I'm just letting everybody know
that this was a science experiment.
I did it for science, people.
Go fund me to get you out of jail.
To get my bail. That's right. Get my bail money
up, people.
We know what we have to do now.
So, another fun thing I used to
do. I'm too old and
tired and crickety for this.
When I was a kid in an elevator, I grew up in the city, so half my life is in elevators.
If the elevator is going up and it's about to stop, you jump just at that instant.
Right.
Okay?
When you do, you had the upward motion that the elevator had just before it stopped.
So then when you come back down, you fall a bigger distance than you otherwise would have.
And it feels great.
It feels like you go over a hill in a car.
Yeah, yeah.
Or on a roller coaster.
A roller coaster.
Yeah.
If you do it in the opposite direction, then the elevator's closer to you
than your body thought it would have been
and you end up getting compressed.
A little pancaking.
A little pancaking.
Right, right.
But it's fun to do that
where you're in air
while the thing you were attached to
changes its speed.
It's very cool.
Yeah.
I like it. I like it.
I like it.
So there you go.
In case anybody comes up to you
and wonders what's going on.
Yeah.
Why are you jumping up and down
in a plane, Chuck?
So now we know why.
This is it.
Because they listened to this episode.
Two reasons.
You were jumping up and down.
One, clearly you are drunk. Two, you listen to Star episode. Two reasons. You were jumping up and down. One, clearly you are drunk.
Two,
you listen to StarTalk.
So there you have it.
That's our
trinity of things
you thought you knew.
Nice.
Chuck, always good
to have you, man.
Always a pleasure.
This has been StarTalk,
Things You Thought You Knew
Edition.
Neil deGrasse Tyson,
as always, keep looking up.