Stavvy's World - #101 - Edy Modica and Clare O'Kane

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Edy Modica and Clare O’Kane join the pod to discuss co-starring in LET’S START A CULT, getting ballsy on set, baring it all in acting school, pulling special effects pranks, offering escapism in a time of turbulent politics, and much more. Edy, Clare and Stav help callers including a reformed red piller in his 30s who’s returning to college and struggling with his confidence, and a whip smart sugar baby who’s worried about her number old client possibly having a heart attack during an upcoming rendezvous. Watch LET'S START A CULT in theaters now!! Get your tickets at https://stavvy.biz/movie Get the shaving products that always deliver from Harry’s. Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://www.harrys.com/STAVVY Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/STAVVY to get up to 30% sitewide on earbuds, headphones and more Go to https://www.prettylitter.com/stavvy to save 20% off your first order — AND get a free cat toy Grow your business right now at Shopify -- no matter what stage you're in. Sign up for a  $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/stavvy    Get a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep It Twisted!! Visit https://www.twistedtea.com/locations to find Twisted Tea near you. Follow Edy Modica: https://www.instagram.com/doodiehole/ https://www.youtube.com/@edymodica5536 Follow Clare O’Kane on social media: https://www.clareokane.com/ https://www.instagram.com/clareisokane Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavisworld. 904-800 staff. Call in. We'll solve all your problems. Right now, obviously you recognize who we have on the couch. They're part of what's now sweeping the nation. Let's start a call. By now, we've been in theaters for a couple weeks. We've probably beaten My Big Fat fat Greek wedding as the number one independent comedy of all time or maybe she was romantic comedy that's really my idol no joke not even kidding my big fat Greek wedding the number one grossing shout out to Nia great great bit a lot of good stuff in that movie but I remember being a little kid and being like Joey Fatone

He's not even fucking great. It pissed me off that he was in it But since then I've realized there's not that many working Greek actors Nia was doing her best and I don't hold it against her for casting Joey Fatone Nia. Please come do the stop She would she's actually the dream guest But yes, obviously from our original cult, you guys know Edie and Claire. Yeah, how's it going gang? Thanks for coming out. Chill.

We're chillin'. Yeah. Remember our magical cast BWW dinner, Buffalo Wild Wings? I do. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. The entire experience was actually, it was fun. Yeah, well you guys came for the first part

where it was like, we're making a movie. Yeah, it felt like that. This is so awesome. And then as soon as you guys left, it was like, okay, this is pretty fun. And then like, two days later, it's like, all right, hey, we wanted to do this. We said we wanted to make a movie.

Sort of diminishing returns. And it was like, by the end, it was like, I'm gonna fucking it if we don't Get this fucking shot. I'm gonna fucking kill myself and but we got a movie made and that's what's important I saw some red flags popping up. Yeah. Yeah There were some moments. Yeah, there are bagels though. And just so you know, remember how good the food was it only got much much better There was a fire yo,'m sure. There was a fire. Yo, that's right.

There was a fire. When we were there? At the barn, remember? At the barn. There was a fire at the barn. Wow, that really actually... You know what's funny? That caused a lot, because we had to...

That ended up being the shot we couldn't get because of the fire, had to be the last shot of the whole movie. And we were about to get it and then a thunderstorm happened and they were like legally we cannot shoot right now they made a stop or it was first it was raining and then it was like because of lightning everyone has to go inside and then we just had to wait we were about to wrap it was the last shot and then we had to, we waited for, till like four or five a.m., to the point where we just, we got the shot with like just a cameraman and me,

and then we just hit Denny's afterwards. It was like six a.m., me, Wes, our boy Saxon, the camera operator, Ben Kittnick of course, our director. It was pretty nice, it was the most triumphant. The Denny's was good Yeah, so just to kind of pump this movie We ate at both Buffalo Wild Wings and Denny's and that's kind of the most important thing you guys need to know about Started at Buffalo Wild Wings. It started at Buffalo Wild Wings. It ended at Denny's. How beautiful. That's beautiful American art right there

I think you brought together a nice little cast. Yes I think you brought together a nice little cast to alt comedy classic. It's true. Yup. We did have a great cast. To the point where it's so funny how people are going to be mad and how little funny people there's so many funny people and they're in the movie

for like two and a half minutes. I was shocked to even have a song. Yeah. Even when I saw, like my parents saw the poster and they were like, oh my god, she's on the poster. And I was like, I'm not even in it. I'm not in it. Yeah.

I know that. And all your dumb fuck fans are like, you're on the fucking poster with my boy. Yeah, I guess I am. Congrats. That's going to be awesome for you, actually. Yeah, thank you. No worries. That's gonna be awesome for you actually yeah, thank you. No worries You're gonna rock. Thank you. I think they're gonna love the movie because they will it is actually funny I don't know I know that we we don't have to suck our own dicks here for making a good movie too much

But I just wanted to make I don't know nobody just makes a stupid ass comedy like no one makes something stupid Yeah, it's dumb as shit. It's not like a good movie. It's like a funny dumb. It felt like an old comedy or like the way that like the jokes are like fat and ugly. Yeah. Yeah.

Gay guy, gay guy. Feminist, funny, like that. We need that again. We need plastic stuff, yeah. Remember the fake balls? Yeah, well don't. Bad glass. We need glass. We need glass and stuff, yeah. Remember the fake balls? Yeah, well don't... I could not forget that! Oh, that was so funny!

No, that's one of my big talking points in promoting the movie. Okay, good. Because you gotta give them a little something, you know? So I've let everybody know my only, my biggest artistic gripe with the movie is that they didn't let me use my real balls. I really wanted to use my real balls. Those are long, young silvers, huh? They were long and small.

I have, I don't have. That's how hard it is. Yeah, they were hard. Yeah, they were really hard. They looked a lot like the ones you hang off a. A car. A rav, you know. A truck, yeah, truck nuts, absolutely. It would have taken a beating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were, so that is my biggest, and I still was lobbing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were. So that is my biggest. And I still was lobbying us. I can we get a close up of my real nuts in there? Can I send you some? Yeah, we'll talk about it later, dude. I just kept emailing the production company new more and more high def pictures of my balls. Just in case.

I was like, can you overlay these? So, you know, we've got gotta be close to being able to. Why couldn't you show your own balls? They were just scared of the nudity aspect, I guess. Everybody's so fucking scared, it's disgusting. Isn't it hard when you're an artist and these big corporations try and neuter you? They literally.

It would be good for the world for us to see your real ass balls. Yeah. That would have been funny though. I guess you're right. Now I'm thinking of what I'm lobbying for and it's for the like at the premiere, like my mother seeing my balls. I guess.

Yeah. And a bunch of actors in a room and your balls are out. Hey, hey, you would have cleared the room. You wouldn't have had to look at my real balls. We could have used the fake one for the scene and then you know got the intimate intimate intimacy insert of my balls sorry to get so Hollywood guys I'm a fucking actor now so you can forget this podcast has maybe you know two months left Elvis what do you think we're gonna do we're gonna do eight episodes where it's all ads to contractually finish our obligations.

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If I can put that those fucking tits away eldest. Those are just for me, dude Yeah, good stuff you guys ever had to show nudity in a movie? I have. Yeah, we both showed our bush. I felt that twice. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. In high maintenance. Oh, you showed Bush in that. Amazon, right? Amazon for a pilot that didn't get picked up

because the bush was too thick. Good. Yeah. They said we should rename this Bush show. What was your strategy in terms of how much what the Bush was going to look like? Did you just kind of whatever was going on? That wasn't in my purview. I didn't even think about it. Didn't think about it.

It's perfect as it is. Was anybody like trimming like really? I had a makeup guy who was like, because it was a period piece. I didn't know if they should make it bigger. Oh, wow. It's already pretty big. I had a makeup guy who was like, because it was a period piece, and they didn't know if they should make it bigger. Oh wow. It was already pretty big, and they kind of. The pussy.

Yeah. The pussy was big enough. And so there's this guy looking at my mound. Just the mound. They were like, let's flick that thing, get it bigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we engorge that? Somebody get the vacuum out.

Let's just fucking hit this with the Hoover for a couple of seconds. We got those pneumatic tubes they fucking used to do bank notes in. Let's put it in that for a second. This guy, he was so gross. He was like grossed out by a gay guy. Don't want to. Yeah. Gay guy don't wanna like yeah. And he didn't want it to touch it. By your slimy clam.

Like a slimy hairy clam. That is a brutal thing for a gay guy to have to deal with. He was like I wanna be in the pictures, I don't wanna see pussy ever. Such a coma aroma. I'm at work. And but he was so grossed out and then I found out he did the makeup on the movie the fly

Yeah, weird ass half fly Jeff Goldblum not a not a problem for him. That was gnarly. That was fucked up. You know folks, I haven't always been this incredibly successful suave comedian you see before you. I used to be a fat slob open micer that bombed all the time, looked like shit, jokes hardly ever delivered. You know what always delivers though? Harry's, that's right folks.

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It's ridiculous and it's all, the teachers are like people who wish that they were actors. So then they use their power against you. Yeah. It's mean as fuck to you. It's their one. So then they use their power against you. Yeah. Mean as fuck to you. It's their one moment because they know statistically they're gonna come across a handful of people that will be successful. Yes. And for those moments they get to be it's like, you know how time doesn't matter? There's an in and if they get to exert their power over somebody who will be more successful later on but

There's a time in the universe where there yeah yeah there was one teacher who was like is there something wrong with your eyes in front of the class that's all no bitch there's nothing wrong what was going on just the way you look she just wanted to hurt me like it was known that other teacher who like, it was known that he loved, he respected you more if you did nudity in his class. Oh no. Interesting.

Interesting. Yeah. And I was in a scene with this guy and like, I played a nun, but the guy had to be naked. And she was like so excited to be naked. Oh really? And we had to stand behind this like partition before we came out.

And we're like standing this close to each other. He's completely naked. And he was going like this on his dick with two fingers. Like to cigarette? To get it like, oh yeah. Like so it wasn't totally soft. He was fluffing. Fluffing like this.

Well you gotta respect, you gotta respect he could have jacked it. He was doing a professional Professional reverse flick. I've never thought about her soul. We did like he was like, can you like take your clothes off, too? And I was like, okay You're playing none. I play a nun None who doesn't take our clothes off. What was the scene? I don't remember. I don't remember.

God, that's so fucking funny. It was like we were in a cave. It was some like ancient play. Sounds good. And you took, and you got naked to rehearse? I was in my bra and underwear, and then he said, I have a crush on you. Oh my God.

Awesome. It was crazy. And this was in the building. In the building, wow. It's sick there. So wait, he rehearsed with his dick out Yeah, he got me because he wanted to feel comfortable Boy I love acting whatever case for the craft I have to look at your dick. That's so funny Yeah, you know how people who do like fucking wicked, they paint themselves green head to toe

every fucking rehearsal? Really made sense, his whole cock had to be, he couldn't just be in underwear. Well he was like, if I'm gonna do it in front of the class I wanna make sure that I can at least do it in front of one person. Fuck off. Good thing he was a coward I guess.

What school is that? American Academy of Dramatic Arts, it's a two-year sounds like a m sounds real so i used to work for a company called american government mortgage that the whole thing was calling old people thinking the government was calling them so that they would refinance and you kind of went to the acting school version of that i was very bad at it by the way don't judge me i never I never turned a single old person I was a telemarketer at American government school No, I went to a sixth grade the Baltimore School for the Arts twigs program last year. Yeah

Yeah, they put you based on ability I got into sixth grade They put you based on ability. So I got into sixth grade. Yeah, that was honestly the last time. Because sixth grade was a big crossroads in my life where I was like, oh, I love acting. I love being like whatever. And then going to that program actually made me be like, scared, and I was never around, it was cool

because it was me and a bunch of girls and one gay kid. And so I was like, this is awesome, dude. This is just me and these, and then I was like, oh, actresses are out of their minds. Even as a little kid, I was like, what the fuck is going on? They scared me. It was like, they were committing, they were like,

I remember there was one time where this hot girl was crawling on the floor in a Fucked-up way and we have to all this weird body work and I'm like, I don't want to fucking dance and shit I want to be funny and I literally at the same time I was going for like I was auditioning for the school play and that was that was going to twigs and then the school Is called twigs, you know, and then and then the and then the school is called twigs, you know, and then and then the and then the school play I Don't remember what it was, but I was that's when I made the decision where I was like nah, I'm fucking I play sports I actually don't do I actually don't think acting's cool, but that's the coolest thing you could do is have done that yeah

Yeah, yeah, right right right go back. Oh, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to be and so And one of the goods in like one of them was both side try I got into the two good schools and Baltimore school for the arts, but I literally didn't go because I toured the school and it was just like Everyone's like dancing and I was like wait. I was like, where's the football team? Like we obviously don't have a football team. It's the fucking I was like See, I got a fun fucking go play sports which you know I fucking quit those you could have been a dancing bisexual With that would have been nice. Yeah, I Know I wonder if I would have gotten slurped off by any dudes in high school because I wasn't no girls would fuck

I wonder if I could have fucked more girls in art school. I think if you stayed yeah for Sure, just by being straight in art school. Yeah, yeah fuck oh Man, I'm in a mistake. The most sexual things were happening. You're so right. You're so right. Sounds like no I'm gonna compete with jocks. Yeah Pop in Elvis you're over there fucking typing all fucking episode not saying shit Then you hear a nice time to slam me you're fucking six four You couldn't make the basketball team at your fucking school that just opened They tried no they that's how he they tried to get him and that's how bad he was he was like no

Please I know I'm going to embarrass myself. I they begged him to join the basketball team I know this story you motherfucker Don't even try and pretend it didn't happen But yeah, no, you're absolutely right. I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna try and be the most masculine man at art school I'm gonna try and be the fucking strongest guy on the football team With kids that literally played in the NFL like kids in my my school were so captain for the they were crazy and there is so literally three of the kids are playful but with played in the nfl and one of them at the time i will say his name is awesome

he uh... he was fully he was seventeen or eighteen fully was dating a twenty nine-year-old single mother if you like pick him up and shit she She was hot as shit He's the man he He did something really cool in an NFL game But I won't say cuz then people will be able to like him I don't expose him and I don't want you know that lady to go to jail. I'll tell you yeah, bleep it out Well, you won't actually care that much

Which is cool you don't care about it. See, see what I'm saying? That's why. That is crazy. Wow. Wow. Sorry, he fucking, I don't know, his friends with Henry Rollins or something you care about.

I don't know if I get. You don't know shit about me. I really don't. I don't even know a band. I was like trying to come up with something. A guy who's a poet now. Yeah, exactly. That seems like it's up your alley or something. I dated a football player when I was a freshman in high school. Oh, wow.

It was only because I was a part of a group of three girlfriends and I was just the of like a group of three girlfriends and I was Just the last one left. Sure. So he had his boys, right and then he had his pick and It was dodgeball rules He was the first Josh ever dated About two more more all all athletes. No Wow about two more two more all all athletes no You know say is that the last athlete you dated like jockey type guy totally he was a football player nice

How about you any football players Edie? No? No athletes whatsoever skateboarders artists skateboarders don't count artists Artists. Skateboarders don't count. Skinny artists. In high school it was more like, yeah I was in Phantom of the Opera, that kind of like, that changed the trajectory of my entire life.

Cause I was, Lily. The Phantom? And I wish, I was Christine. And I feel like I almost wish that never happened. I was like, oh I'm a star.

Yeah. What do you think you'd be doing? No Phantom of the Opera, where you at right now? I almost wish that never happened. I was like, oh, I'm a star. What do you think you'd be doing? No Phantom of the Opera. Where are you at right now? If it didn't happen. If the Phantom doesn't happen, you say you wish it hadn't happened. I don't know, maybe a therapist or something. I feel that way too.

I'm thinking about doing that soon. Yeah, I'm thinking about it now. It's a matter of fact. Wow. I know some people whose lives aren't going good that actually are recently going into therapy as well Some's going around. Yeah, we'll see what happens with this movie in the two minutes that we're in it Yeah, well, it's already I mean obviously, you know, it's November something. We'll put the date in right here. Yeah

Or 11th, I don't remember. It's either November 4th or 11th And by now you you guys, your phones have been ringing off the hook. The prequel's starting. I honestly do think that would be a legit great idea. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking that. Yeah.

Because the first cult is so fucking funny, and we just barely, you know. It was fun. It was really fun. I'm excited to see the cold sore yeah oh yeah it doesn't come across it's one another part we need to work a little bit on effects a little bit that's what we didn't have much of a budget on this movie yeah but what are you gonna do I sent like a picture when that was put on to like three of my closest girlfriends and I was like, dude I'm so upset, like I woke up this morning

and I had this cold sore so bad. And all three of them were like, it's not that bad. I was like, fuck all of you. Do you think it's really like noticeable? It looks insane. It looked really real. It looked gnarly, we just fucked it up some way. It was better than the balls, that fucked it up some way better than the balls

Definitely better than the balls for sure So what were you were you like as how old were you when you did Phantom of the Opera? What age was that sophomore year sophomore year so before that? What are your main interests as a kid? I was in I did like musical theater. Oh, okay Wow Really? Yeah, oh you grew up here. Naya. Still. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's that mall must have been a huge source of pride.

When it came in. It still is. Yeah. It's incredible. It's a great mall. How do you know about the mall? And they got a comedy club. Levity Live. Levity Live. Yeah, I don't want to brag, but one time I had Buffalo Chicken Bites with Steve Renna ZZ at the yard house across. Levity Live. Yeah, I don't want to brag, but one time I had Buffalo Chicken Bites with Steve Rennazzisi

at the Yard House across from Levity Live. So yeah, shit was going good for me, you know? We're trying to make it back. We're big Yard House guys, me and Eldis. I love the Yard House. The Yard House is not bad. The Yard House is not a bad place to grab a bite. Yeah, give it what it deserves.

We legit might go to Levity Live because I want to work on the hour around here. But beautiful Nyack, New York. It's gorgeous. It's interesting. So as a little kid you were like always about musicals and shit. Yeah, I was like, no, I'm an actor. That's incredible. Did you put on your own little plays and make everybody watch? Yeah. Yeah. Classic. For sure. Singing.

Nice. Oh, you were a triple threat. Yeah. Yeah. I used to it's so fucking pathetic now to be because nobody wants to think they were destined for podcasting. But I used to I had like one of those like, you know, the tape recorder things when it had like a mic. I legit would kind of do podcasts where my grandfather would send over tapes from Greece and I would just fucking listen to his shitty old

Greek music and be like, oh, this kind of sucks. I'm just gonna talk. I was like doing a show. I was doing a show and then my dad was like so pissed cuz I taped over all the music with me talking I was like six years old and I was like, okay, we're just gonna clear that up folks Here's how I here's what I think is the best part of Peter Pan Forever and it's like wow we really maybe just were who we were when you're a little I really think I wrote in my journal like

when I was like 14 a list of things I wanted to do and one was be stand-up comedian meet Conan O'Brien be in an IFC movie. IFC, which technically I think maybe an independent film. Independent film. Yeah. And I ended up doing most of the show. Bush on Amazon. Yeah. Amazon. Unpicked up pilot. Meet. Make gay guy gag. Pussy hair.

Yeah. Like even my friend, me and a good friend of ours, an old roommate had a kid recently and I've been around. It's like the first kid that I've, you know, he's like the first one of your actual contemporaries having a kid. Like it's not like a family, like some older cousin or it's like this kid is really like a kid I've been around for. As an adult, I'm best friends with his mom, like I've been observing this kid since he was born, it's like, I bet I know what he's gonna be like. He's kinda been behaving the same way since he was, the second you could kinda like make a person out,

he's kinda been behaving that way, and you're like, oh wow, people felt it's just like we're like this From when we're so little I'm pumped to see what what that little guy's up to Yeah, unless something really bad. Yeah, which it will something really That's really true, yeah, hopefully no hugely traumatic event happens and he's a shell of the former baby self Teen That light in his eyes goes out a little bit. What do you think he's gonna be?

He's just kind of a he's a little he's a bit of a show-off already like I'm like, oh no I see him and he's literally like he's he's like a bit of a show off already like I'm like oh no I see and and he's literally like he's he's like a bit of a nerd and that when he was a little when he was super little he would have those like baby flashcards and he would just be like Apple I'm like put it down and be like he's a fucking dork he loved it no no he would fucking like that they were seeing him know what and he also liked you get it too yeah it was both right he liked learning and then he saw the The like and then he would point it and then he would do ones that he knew and he would like watch you watch

Him and be like and he would smile so he learned he would and then he didn't even wait for you to see him He would just flip it over and be like Apple Didn't even wait for people to be like, yay. He's a bit of a ham. Remember when you learned an adult word or an adult thing like Saddam Hussein or something? And then you're little and then your parents are talking and then you go, well, I heard about Saddam Hussein

and then you're like, you want to seem smart. Who taught you about that? I just am reading the news. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It felt so cool. See, that's part of why I'm like, he is a bit, because he just, I'm like, fuck, that's 100% what I was like.

I was totally like a precocious little annoying kid who just said things he knew he shouldn't know for attention. And I'm like, I'm just seeing that life unfold for him and I don't want it. I'm like don't be this guy man. You've got everything going for you. What happened to you? Huh? What happened to you?

You're looking at it. This is my life. I'm in a golden cage for the rest of my life. And that's the best case scenario. You know what I mean? It could be way worse than this. That's surreal. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.

Get a regular job, little guy. Don't want other people's attention. Does he have siblings? He's, I think they might want to get, he was the first one, so I think they're thinking about having kids, another kid, but we'll see. Yeah, who knows? It is very interesting just to watch. And then you just think back and like,

you're like, well, there's just no, and then you also look at a kid and you're like, damn dude, life is horrible. Like you're gonna have a bad time and you're one of the luckiest, you're born in America in the 2020s, your parents are, you know, they're not rich, but they're well off.

And like, even for you, life is gonna be so bad wait until you learn just what it's really like I still feel like I'm learning I know when will the lessons end when will everything stop being a lesson? I'm a fucking adult and I don't know shit. You know what really chaps my ass, folks? Having to wait in line on Black Friday, having to refresh your browser on Cyber Monday for the best deals, especially for headphones.

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like I actually have enough to teach people about a couple things, but then I have huge gaps in other stuff, it's really pathetic. There's only like four things you can master. I think you're right. I don't think you can do it all. I think you're right. And the rest you have to just not completely fuck up.

And be like, well, I'm good at this. Yeah, and I chose fucking stand-up comedy. Stand-up and podcasting is two of my four things. None of that is like, you know. You know, I think what's worse though is when someone's just like, went to school for eight years and is just only knows how to be a doctor and that's all they know how to be. Not even a doctor, like something like an academic.

I hate academics. You can't talk to them. No, you're right. Fuck off! Yeah, you're so right about that. You're reading Portnoy's complaint. He's literally like my red little dick. That's academia.

32. Something like that for the first time. OK, I do feel like an election like a book without pictures in it. Yeah, I start. I read I read just like detective and I just read like Easy shit just like a mystery novel. Yeah I wonder if it's one of the five characters from the beginning It's probably the one it seems like it is in chapter two It's that's probably definitely the one. And then it's a what?

She's innocent. Oh man. And then I go to sleep. I literally read because I, it helps me go to sleep because I don't want to read. Because it's like, I'd rather do anything. Yeah. The second you start doing it. You're like, what the fuck?

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. You were so, but I was a big reader as a little kid. I don't know, but that was just me being a fucking dork that wanted like approval from parents, I guess. Were you guys? Yeah, but you're smart. I'm not that smart.

It's not wrong. No, come on guys. You're smart. Guys, I'm not. You're literally smart. You're literally smart. Just not, for real. You're smart in the good way.

Yeah. You're people. You know how to talk to people. Wait a second. What? It's got qualifications on it now? I thought I was just smart. You're smart.

What are we working with grade wise? Bad. Bad grades? Bad grades? No, I mean good grades. Good grades, but I was cheating the entire, like it was so easy so easy Yeah, I was like how is anyone not doing well? Yeah? on all the APs though oh Wasn't even fucking with a piece no

Damn dude college. I went to art school for a year. Okay. I have an associate's degree in acting I went to art school for a year. Okay. I have an associate's degree in acting I went to college and I dropped I dropped out with six credits left And I just needed my language credits, but I was like they let me I've told the story from the pod They let me walk Because they're like well, obviously you're gonna get your language credits like you have. I graduated with honors, I got a three, nine GPA or some shit, and I just didn't do it because I was like, well, I was doing this so my mom would get a picture of me

like shaking hands with the president with a little cap. That's the whole reason I went to college. So now that I have that, I'm not going to fucking summer school, and then I was like, and then I never and I just lied about having a degree. And I was a paralegal for a couple of years and they didn't really check. And damn, that's crazy. And then I just like, you know, did comedy and never had to fucking do it, which I like, it's it's a nice.

Oh, you like doing comedy? No, I like not having my degree. It feels it feels cool to be like I could have had it But I just didn't want to I could have taken a Spanish one class or what I was actually planning on doing was take a test because I could have passed it because I speak Greek like I'm fluent in a different language and I just I went on the website to schedule and it wasn't like a time that worked and I was like website to schedule it and it wasn't like a time that worked and I was like I was kind of like that too. I feel like I was smart but I was always told that I wasn't working hard enough. It's like if I put any sort of effort into it then I

could have been really good. But what? For what? School. Who cares? Being good at school. Yeah. I'm still thinking about your pointing to me saying I had bad grades. Yeah. What's wrong with your eyes? Well, you got two in AP. You did get two in all the APs, so I feel like I'm onto something. AP world, the whole world? AP world! I'm gonna be getting a two.

Yeah, no worries. I just got fours and fives on all my shit, but it's all good. I got a four in psychology. Oh, hell yeah. That again makes sense. So, I just care about people. I just felt like you wouldn't care. I guess my point

was I would have guessed you wouldn't give that much of a fuck about school, that your grades would have been... I didn't, but somehow I was doing pretty good. Smart. I think it was easy. It probably was easy, yeah. School is not challenging. No, it wasn't challenging. Rewording people's shit. Sure. Socially it was challenging. I just felt like you would have been fucking you know practicing singing or whatever the fuck and I was you would What was your first was that was fandom the first like breakout where you were like hell yeah well freshman year We did Titanic the musical and I got like a kind of big role and that's like not normal for freshmen. So... That was awesome. Here comes the iceberg, here comes the iceberg.

Hey, is anybody having sex in that car over there? Looks like steam. They're having sex in the car. Where's Billy Zane? You're getting cucked my friend That was beautiful Thank you We were in a musical in elementary school Clowns

Yeah clowns No that was a play Or was it a musical It was a musical Yeah yeah yeah I was the big wheel. Who would you play? Oh, I was the wheel Like we need to round this child in the school

Oh, believe me I was pretty pissed off about it. I remember... You're not the perfect person for the wheel. Ah, but we do need someone for the fat pig, too. Ah, he really would be great at either one of these. They wrote that part. Yeah. He really would be great at either one of these. They wrote that part. They're like, good news, you got two parts. For the first time ever.

Yeah, I was pissed because it was like, he was, now look, the big wheel, I know it's kind of disrespectful But as long as I can remember if I'm correct He was sort of a Wizard of Oz character who was behind like he was a wise man behind something at least this is what our gay teacher who put on Elaborate musicals in elementary school and he would also a lot of our field trips every year He would just make everybody go see his plays Which is kind of awesome. I respect him for that. Who the fuck is calling me? Sorry, I'm anyway remember that we had to we had to fucking go

Yeah, I'm fine no no I don't want to take it. Um, did you just really ruin my momentum with about this? Remember how you were the wise old wheel? And a gay guy told you that? Yeah, I guess in hindsight, I'm just remembering what my teacher said to just sort of quell me as a child. and I've taken it at face value literally my entire life And I'm just now realizing like oh, no. He was just outsmarting a nine-year-old A fucking annoying be a tantrum And I would have a tantrum if I didn't feel important and it fully worked on me and Eldest got the good part of Ralph the clown and I was behind a sheet where they couldn't see how fucking

They couldn't see how grotesque I was probably just got Ralph cuz I was tall. Yeah Advantage for the tall man Yeah, that was an important lesson to learn early on I suppose. I had to play a gay guy in a play in high school. Wow, look at that. A closeted gay guy. And I, and what? It was a play called Red Scare on Sunset by this gay playwright.

Nice. And I had to play a closeted gay guy who kills himself at the end. Wait, how old were you? 16, 17. Wow, that's kind of heavy, huh? Be like camp. It was a campy sort of comedy. A comedy where a gay guy kills himself?

Yeah. Like, this is the good old days. Yeah. See you later. And I like did the voice and the mannerisms. Kind of. You're like, I'm going to kill myself. I was too young to realize that was bad.

Oh my god, I'm going to kill myself. Truly. I think I said something like that. It was in the play. It was in the play. I remember a gay couple in the audience after the show were like glaring at me. Glaring?

Yeah. What's up? Like it's your fault. Okay, hold on one second. Something's going on. F***. Okay, and we're back, um... Huh?

Take it again. Okay. What the fuck? What did I... You just jumped in the second I like hit it. Yeah, that's when it starts fucking recording. Leave all this in. Alright. The second I like hit it. Yeah, that's when it starts fucking recording leave all this in all right

The first word or two you said might be cut off Fuck you eldest I will give you credit We've been recording we've doing this podcast for two years, and this is the first time you've done that I would have thought this would have happened every like fourth episode. The true fans know this is the second time it's happened. Happened with Shane Smith one time. Oh, and we addressed it. We just stopped recording and started recording again. OK, cool, man.

Well, that's awesome. That's good point of clarification. I was giving you props, but thank you for telling me you didn't deserve them. We were Claire was telling a story about how she played you In it we found that after the mics went off it was you were playing a gay guy because there's an all-girl School yes, that's and they were like the same way. I was the wheel they're like who's the gay it was an all-girls school. Yes. That's... and they were like... The same way I was the wheel, they're like, Who's the gay guy in this all-girls school? And it's like...

What was your hair looking like back then? I had it pulled back really tight and like, gelled. Oh, nice. So I just looked... Hell yeah. But I had long hair like you. When was the first buzz cut of your life? When I was 18.

Okay, cool. I just wanted to get rid of it. You've been a short hair... A short hair gal. I'm short hair like you. When was the first buzz cut of your life? When I was 18. Okay, cool. I just wanted to get rid of it. You've been a short hair, a short hair gal. I'm short hair Claire. It looks fantastic. Short hair Claire. It does look good. Thanks. You know why I do it? Why?

Because I'm so OCD that the less I have to think about, including having hair, the better my life is. I feel that way about what I mean. You have long hair. I'm like really you just let it go Yeah, yeah, yeah, I miss I miss the low maintenance of have of being bald but ever since I've grown my hair out It's all been it's been tough, you know getting the right oil get the right oils and gels No, no for what? What are you talking about? Who wouldn't eat? I mean, I what kind of I don't need that I got

Confidence thank you. I appreciate that awesome. Yeah, I I don't act like if I got plugs I would get beard plugs not hair plugs I would want like a big thick ass beard because I have rosy ass cheeks, but no nothing is touching In fact anyone who had anyone who does anything is a coward. I feel superior I feel superior to everyone with any kind of hair thing going on It is nope well people are just talking about getting plugs in a weird way where it's kind of become tits for men Well, it's like bleeding when they get it Yeah, they'll do like videos on it will be like come with me as I go to Turkey and it's like come on

Yeah, cuz it's this is pathetic It's cheaper in Turkey. They're really good at it, and it's like they have obviously they have good plugs I mean Mateo's talked about it I think that's the way in is gay guys will talk about it cuz it's a plastic surgery. So gay guys are down to talk about getting those. And then that's kind of like a way in for everyone. Dan Soder's talked about it on this pod. He got plugged up. And those are there for life. Yeah. And the technology is so good that definitely famous people, like we wouldn't even know

about it. It is good enough, but not me like we wouldn't even know about it is good enough But not me, baby. I'm sticking to it if gay guys weren't afraid of my pussy here They could take some they could have taken some of your put your quick they were like that's too coarse for a man's head This is too thick. This is a natural it would stand out This looks too luscious. You could floss your teeth with it. It's okay. Is it okay that I'm wearing the same glasses as you? I like it. You got them after me, right?

I did because I saw you with them and I go, where did you get them? I've had that since... Yeah, yeah. Be-leap that out. We're trying to get a sponsorship. No free ads. Hey, the website Claire just said? Come on, drop a little coin. You could have some of the best advertising ever.

Money, money, money. Absolutely. But yes, they are good glasses. I got these because they're cheap as hell. I got them in college. And I got other glasses. And I got these almost as a joke. And then I put them on. People are like, those are good. Yeah, they're cool.

And I've had these glasses since Yeah, damn, I've been wearing these glasses. This is when you're like damn. I'm gonna die soon. I'm wearing these glasses for 16 years 15 14 years something like that It's fucking insane right they used to be 695 now. They're like 320. Yeah something like that Yeah, Biden fl that. Yeah. Bidenflation, he's getting us. Thank God he's on the way out.

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Yeah, you might be checking the return this would be an awesome an awesome fucking Looking close I think it's actually the week after. Oh, so everything could be really fucked up. Yeah. Oh, I really think that's so funny. It probably is. Yeah. In ways we can't even imagine. Well, except that we are in a hit indie comedy that is sweeping the nation. That's all that's I think the biggest news in early November, which it is now, by the way, as we all know, will be.

Let's start a cult. It's a great time to launch a movie in hindsight. No one's thinking of anything but entertainment. You know, people. Yeah. Damn. You know, you want the scape ism. Yeah. Maybe they'll come. They'll come crawling to the theater.

Yeah, because either way, whoever wins, it'll be good. Yes. What they will do something good for the world. We can all agree. And I'm sorry to all the people who have passed away in the past. Already. Since this has been recorded, the amount of genocides that have happened that were powerless to stop. We're sorry about that. Sorry. I'm talking about that on American soil. Yeah, oh yeah, I was kind of thinking foreign policy, but yeah. Yeah, we have nothing to do with that. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm talking civil war. Okay, okay, okay. Well, either way, that's good.

Keep us, because it's not, we're not opening international. So keep it national. Let's start a cult. Although maybe, you know, you might be able to get it in select English speaking countries. We'll see. You know what, don't take me up on that. Check if you're in Europe or, you know,

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I liked what you said. Hit us with some nice eldest Hey, stop hey guess hey eldest long time listener first time caller. I'm hoping to get your help So I'm calling about my brother because he dated this girl that was a train wreck for a few years She was just gross. She would post like low-budget thirst traffic Instagram She's a singer and it's really cringy punk band she was just gross she would post like low budget thirst traps on instagram she's a singer in this really cringy punk band and she has a special needs kid that she like pushed off on my brother all the time

then around the new year she got caught cheating on him like literally she was having sex with guys in the basement of a bar it was just gross so thankfully they were going to break out because we had to get out of the really never like her but for the you know and put up with her for a couple of years and i think i'm pretty easy that late thirty so i like thank god you broke up now before you had a kid with her

or you know anything like that the fact that i think you can't show enough for family event with her kid month-on-month later The problem is that he keeps showing up to our family events with her kid months and months later. So even this past weekend he was babysitting her daughter when she was at a county fair with her friend and her friend's kid. Her friend's kid? What the fuck? She went to a kid activity? Hey I'm gonna go to the bumper cars. No way my child's gonna enjoy this. Can you bring her to your fucking family potluck alright?

Let's finish this that's fucking crazy She was at a county fair with her friend and her friends kid, but she just didn't want to deal with her own kid I'm hoping for your advice and guest advice and eldest advice anyone that can help me figure out How to make him finally stand up for himself and stop playing nanny so that he can move on with his life Or if I just need to chill out and act like it's normal and finally stand up for himself and stop playing nanny so that he can move on with his life or if I just need to chill out and act like it's normal, what do you think? Wow.

That's rough stuff. God damn! Yeah, because two things are true here. This woman is a huge piece of shit. Like to pawn off your own, like she's clearly a bad person, you know? Just from the limited information we have, seems that way. Does he have love for this kid? Well, that's what I was gonna say There's two I'm like that one thing can be true

Her mom's a dumb bitch and the other thing is this is a kid who doesn't clearly doesn't have stability in her life Doesn't have any like if your mom wants to go to the fair with someone else's kid and your brother Sounds like absolutely simp of the fair with someone else's kid and your brother sounds like absolutely simp of the year with no question like a malrush more level simp however he that means he's got the kind of heart that can care for somebody else's biological kid like he clearly cares for this kid and the kid clearly needs someone and look you're what you want to happen is never gonna happen. Your brother is not gonna stand up for himself fully.

You don't know though, is he, do you consider looking after a kid he cares about not standing up for himself? Is he still dating this woman? Like is this affecting him dating? Like would you be happy if he had a different girlfriend but still kept this, kept know, kept a relationship? Granted that's very difficult, right? That'd be so weird to be like, oh I can't hang out

I have to look after my ex-girlfriend's kid. But I feel like sometimes it would maybe that's an attractive quality Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh you really care about that. Yeah, that's true. It's like a big brother situation. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's true. It's like a big brother situation. Yeah. Yeah Big brother. Yeah, like a mentorship thing. Although yeah, but I also think it is That that requires drawing some really specific boundaries. Yeah, and like it's gonna be difficult to find the right girl It's gonna be difficult to find my goal. It's gonna be difficult for the guy for her brother too, right? Because what if you do? And then that also just allows this woman to continue to manipulate him in weird ways,

just keeping her around is really a big issue. I think she needs to have a conversation with her brother about all of this if she hasn't already. Yeah, I mean, she probably has. It seems like the woman is out of the picture completely well. That's the thing It's like you're almost better off adopting this And being like this is my adoptive is my daughter and like not deal like which if your brother's late 30s Shit ain't going good for him

Is he gonna start a fit like it's like he might want to have a family and this might be this kid might be like The closest thing he's felt to that. This is just way more complicated. No. It's way more complicated than break up with some shitty woman that was cheating on you, right? Like this relationship. Yeah, who takes low budget, thotty pictures. Yeah.

Who isn't a cringe punk. Her greatest crimes. I really wanna see those pics. Being bad at posting. Her greatest her greatest crimes I Wonder if he's doing it partly as a way to like just hang around this girl. That's woman's life like Just laying the cut she'll come to her senses and realize right we're meeting here something She'll get double stuffed in a basement a couple more times Get that out of her system She'll get double stuffed in a basement a couple more times. Get that out of her system.

She'll see me. Well, if he's hanging out with the kid who she doesn't like, you know. You should be doing stuff she doesn't like. Where does it say she doesn't like the kid? She's letting her do what they do with someone else's kid. Well, her kid has special needs. Maybe it would have been really difficult.

Sure, it would have been harder, but that's so shitty for a mom if your own mother's like I'm going to Disney World but I don't want to fucking push you up a ramp so you can chill like it's like I think go with my ex yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what is it his bootstraps yeah yeah up by his own bootstraps. Get out of that. And I think that's a good point. This is what's hard about this question is the true solution is you have to look into your brother's soul for real. And is this actually a pure, almost like really nice thing that's happening here? Is this a silver lining in a horrific relationship,

his relationship to this kid? If that's true, then yeah, that, and he's willing to literally make sacrifices for somebody who is not his biological kid, is even like the biological kid of somebody who treated him poorly. If that's the level of selfless he's at, that's one thing. That's very difficult. I tend to be a little, you know, skeptical of that level of like being a saint. It doesn't sound like that's what's happening. It doesn't sound real, right? She's like pissed at him.

But like his, but then also his sister is not a reasonable like narrator here, right? Like because, because this, I think there is a small percentage that's true and his sister would never accept that to his sister looking after this kid is His ex making him do stuff, right? She can't fathom that like he actually might want to do this because he is you know that kind of you know To his sister loser To him nice guy, you know what I mean now if that's true that's one thing but if there's even a hint of what Elvis is saying if there's even a hint of this'll this will help me get back in with this girl's mom he owes it

to himself and the kid because if he's using the kid as a pawn in a really shitty game he's he's he's kind of close to being as shitty as her in a weird way. So it's just like the quicker your brother's honest with himself and maybe you have to go in there and you need to go in there accepting that he might actually care about this kid more than he's, you know, like than himself even. If you have that on the table

and you really think he's doing that then then you got to take Steps to make this maybe a permanent thing or have him in this girl's life but if not, he's got to get out of here as soon as possible and He seems like a reasonable person appeal to like the kid be like look You know if you're trying to be with her mom you got to get the fuck out of there, and that's hard though That's a hard because this is a really fucked up inter intertwined situation and he's you know late 30s

He's probably you know his his biological clock might be ticking here And it might and it might actually have like you know who knows but that's that's what I would say is unless he is like a You know top-level simp. He's got to get out of there immediately That's tough. That's fucking Good look good Well, yes My last call went on too long, so I'll keep it pretty brief I was pretty overweight growing up

affected my body and those issues Anyway, so I didn't start getting laid until my early 20s kind of like the golden age of tinder But I was already still talk about it red pill shit to get laid So a lot of just being who I wasn't and peacocking You know, I guess it worked because I just got laid a lot, but it was really just trying to fill a hole I was trying to fill a void and now that I'm in my early 30s, you know, I'm going back to school I'm getting my bachelor's in psychology But that red pill bullshit is just not who I am The only way you learn how to meet women is by fucking... What is red pill? Like, what does that mean? It's kind of like...

Like, nagging? Nagging, Andrew Tate level, like, not valuing women, treating them badly. Yeah, manipulating them. That kind of thing. Manipulation, love bombing. And they're like, I guess I should go with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, exactly.

If he's talking about the golden age of Tinder, we call it like red pill now, but I feel like he's probably talking about like more pickup artistry for that era. But it's also like, I really think all that shit really boils down to is like pretending there's a system so that you just power through with numbers. Like that era in particular was just like a guy being kind of shitty to so many women that like if you do it to a hundred Four of them might fuck you. You know what I mean? Like that's kind of my guess here. I don't know

Let's let's finish up this thing. It's just so funny to be like it's the only way I know how to meet women It's like what being rude to them. You can't just be like hi. I'm fucking Eric But I have these incredible powers to make these whores want to fuck me, but I don't want to use them I know I would love to know what he's like keeping it bay. He's like ah I Got a scholar of dumb bitch All right, okay Find it really hard to meet people organically and be myself and you feel confident because when I'm on campus I just kind of feel old and gross and

It's just kind of tough. So I don't use dating apps anymore because I feel like they're kind of bullshit But you know, I was just hoping you could help me out with some confidence issues I'm having and kind of being more authentic with meeting people and yeah that's it. Thanks so much. Be true to yourself! Yeah I know. I mean look the biggest issue here is you're going you're in your 30s getting a psychology degree. Is somebody paying for it? What the fuck? That's a waste of fucking time and money. What are you doing? I mean, yeah, just learn psychology on YouTube like you did on Pick Up Women. Yeah, and you're going in psychology and this is what you're asking?

Yeah. Just apply that to yourself. It's also very interesting to even preface this with the red bull red bill stuff because it's completely useless information It's just like he feels down on himself, and he just has to let us know like I used to get pussy by the way Like haha like now. I don't believe in myself, and I'm 30, but I used to fuck And so that doesn't matter Like you just have to exactly be true to yourself. He's talking about I just feel old and gross.

It's like well, you're on campus. You shouldn't be trying to like date freshmen and fucking college. Like yeah, what the fuck? These are not you shouldn't be dating. You're in psych. Like that's you just like shouldn't. That's not who you're going gonna date the people in your fucking Psych 101 classes maybe date some grad students or some shit, but they won't respect you intellectually So I don't really know about this guy's life though because if he's good at psychology

He's not well he used the red pill In such a way that he got his body count Psychologist and sort of use that on strangers. Yeah. I think, yeah, what does he wanna even do with psychology? What the fuck? Why are you back in school for this? I also think if you're feeling gross and old,

then that is what you're putting out. And that's why people are treating you maybe that way and then you feel like he also said body image stuff sorry to cut you off you go ahead finish finish your thought because what you were saying like that's why you feel like you need to overcompensate with being an asshole like it's like incel by yeah yes yes well I feel disgusting and like the only way I know how is my the bad way but he did he even see we're making fun of him for this but He never even was like I'm gonna go back to the old me, you know what I mean? He just said it so it's like basically

I don't understand why he told us that because like if he's just like here's what this here's what this call boils down to I Used to get pussy 10 years ago, and I used to be fat, and maybe put on a couple LBs since when he was in his 20s and working out all the time. It's like, we don't need to know about Red Bill stuff. It boils down to, I just feel old. And imagine how old you'd feel. I would feel 100 years old if I had to be around freshmen

They're like they're kids bachelors Brother what's the plan? Let's talk about that. But in just in general Yeah, I like I think you're right. You're kind of pretty if that's how you feel that's how you're projecting But it's also like it's like you're not somewhere you should be worried about your sexual, like, you know, your worth. Like you shouldn't be like, none of these children I'm in school with wanna fuck me. You know what I mean?

Like. This is commendable for wanting to feel better about himself before he sort of opens himself up. Yeah, I agree, I agree. To 21 year old girls. And so yeah, he's's like how do I feel better about myself 20 year to to buy some 20 year old some twisted tea And then get them back to my place

That was too good. That was for free Twisted Tea. Actually they probably don't want to be associated with. Do not buy anyone Twisted Tea underage. But yeah, so I guess after we waited, he just gave us so many red herrings what it really boils down number one Don't worry about campus. You're there to go to fucking school. You know what I mean? Like it's like just go to school That's not where you're gonna meet anybody and then Generally, I would just say

You know, it's the same. It's the same kind of advice we give to everyone which is like you're clearly, you know I'm shitting on you for being a psych major, but you're, you hopefully have some plan, right? You're there for, to improve yourself, to get maybe, to help you get a job, whatever. And anytime you're executing some kind of plan, that feels good, just do what you're doing well. And then, if you wanna do some personal stuff,

like, you know, we talk about going to the gym. We're a very, we're a very body positive podcast here, but it feels good to go to the gym, even if you're not looking that much better, just to feel stronger. You feel healthier. All this kind of stuff in your body. You're in your body. Absolutely. All that kind of stuff. So it's obviously you. And you also, by the way, how about you go surround yourself with people your fucking age where you won't feel old and gross.

You probably, you know what I mean? Like be around 30 year olds. You're fucking 30, dude. Don't be like, oh, dammit. You know, I'm trying to play pick up basketball with 17 year olds and they're way more athletic than me. It's like, yeah, it's over. You're fucking, the reaper comes for us all.

So yeah, get out of there, don't feel bad about yourself. Go to a Wilco concert or something. Go to, yeah, go do some, yeah, start, make friends with a divorce attorney. Let him know, let him fucking send you the promising prospects that way. Because that's where you should be looking for your next girlfriend there,

not at fucking psych 102. I think that's pretty much it though dude don't it's interesting to talk about your red pill days yeah that's fine we all acted weird when we're 20 you know what I mean we all did weird shit when we were 20 that we're not proud of so yeah keep it pushing and stay off the apps I think think that's a totally yeah. Yeah. Try and meet people like through friends or something or or just start feeling better about yourself and then you know venture out into into dating. Yeah. Easy is that easy.

Is that feel good about yourself feel good about yourself and then it will come. Yeah. Do you dress like shit like just make little improvements make little improvements around the edges. I also feel like the red pill shit, it's like, he's like, oh, I could only fuck when I was using red pill stuff.

But if you like boil it down, that shit is just like, don't be afraid to speak to women. Yeah. And it's like, you know, just apply that now. Right. And don't feel like you need to like nag chicks or something when you talk to them. Right. To like trick their psychology into like fucking you.. It's like just talk to women and you will like, you know, just fuck eventually

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for about a year. I see him about, I see him every weekend. we live an hour apart. But, like the last month, he just has not been wanting to have sex. And I get it, kind of. Like he said it, like it's come up before, he's just like older, feels like he's had a sick hard time. He's kind of anti, like, gate pills. What? This man is anti-science? Oh, I guess he doesn't drink pasteurized milk either.

I guess he's like, he doesn't believe in anti-bacterial soap. Anyway, go ahead, Eldis. Methad is usually, it's not too sick, and then he gets hard, and then he's an aspect. Oh, it's not the sick and then he gets hard and then he can have sex oh it's an interesting methodology but he just hasn't been in the mood lately and i don't know how to like i mean i've like approached it but i don't always want to be the one that's approaching it first like he's like you can just grab it if you want to have sex and i'm like that's it that's so romantic

just yank my cock like it's a lawn mower chain and start it you know he has a history of in the past he's watched TamGurl and i don't know if maybe that's what's going on if maybe he's just watching above the bat and then i get there and he doesn't want to fuck a hot 26 year old in the bed 27 interesting um... beating off too much. Interesting. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know if I'm overthinking it. I'm obviously going to confront him and talk to him about it.

Good. Bottom line, do you think that there is a limit? I don't want to shame. I don't want to keep shame, but it's kind of an issue for me if he's spending money there. Yeah, oh yeah. And if he's watching in his mouth, he doesn't want to have sex with me four times a month. That's crazy. Anyways, I regret. Love you guys, love you, Todd. Thanks.

It's insane to be in one of those relationships where you only see each other once a week and not fuck. Yeah. Every time you see each other. She must be feeling fucking crazy. Leaving after not having sex? Yeah that's fucking, that's not, that hour drive home is a tough one. This is some good red pill psychology right here. Get in her mind, make her dependent on you, and deny your sex. The last callers should take that. And then drain yourself on concave girls. Is that psychologically though, is that a thing that can happen? I'm sure it is obviously, but like

when you're just jerking off too much and then when something real is in front of you, you just don't know how to deal with it? I don't know, I think what, not how to deal with, but it's like, they've been dating a while, any kind of novelty is gone, this guy has taken her for granted, he's maybe, he also, they live, they don't see each other, they see each other once a week, if they live far apart, this also to me has a little bit of like, yeah, it's either, to me it's either

He really doesn't like he's just settled into almost like being in like married essentially like what she's basically a sitcom husband Complaining that his what her wife doesn't fuck him, you know, either he settled into that or yes He's either beating off too much or has some weird Either he settled into that or yes, he's either beating off too much or has some weird Or like even cheating although I guess sometimes cheaters overdo it and like try and get you off the scent by fucking you more so I think it's very possible that like This guy's just like the novelty is worn off. He they don't have He said she says he's older. Did say how much older he's 37 he's

39 39 yeah it could take pills too yeah what is he talking about yeah I mean please who do we got now we need listen we had a couple sponsors dabble and he'll have a bad public that out the lead believe all calls but uh... uh... we really that we need a presenting sponsor that's a erectile dysfunction medicine is that i'm the biggest region in the game guys what do you do it losing money here

uh... but yet there is I okay here's something that a hot 27 year old who's dating somebody who's 13 years older doesn't really want to hear it's like he probably doesn't just value you that much is the other thing like to him it's like it's like if he you're go she's going to him every time he's not going there she's visiting and not getting dick down he it's probably a little bit of like, and also just, let's just say I'm familiar

with the psychology of individuals like this, and he probably doesn't, if he might just wanna leave the relationship, he's immature, right, and he might just be too much of a coward to wanna break up with you Because not fucking every like it's okay It's one thing if he skips one week of the month or something But like to not fuck like a bunch of times in a row and to make you come to him to drive to him

It's like he's sending you cow. It's a possibility that he's sending you coward signals to want to break up here, right? That sounds like there's no communication happening and he can say to you like I haven't been feeling sexual lately and that's Something you can go off of but like to not say anything Yeah feels and have I don't know if they've even talked about it yet I don't think so and that's the best why she's probably going crazy about it yet. I don't think so and that's the that's why she's probably going crazy going crazy crazy you're normal and that's that's even why the even she's come up with this theory of the cam girl thing of like it ain't that it's not like he's not beating off at 40 he's not beating off so much he can't fuck you

like and even him being like he's anti dick pills is like is that even true? You know what I mean? Like like I just, I would, you know, I would just, my guess here, my read of the situation is, you need, like, something's off, you should talk to him about it, I don't think you're gonna like what you find. If he's, and I also, I wouldn't hold my breath that he was even gonna be that fucking honest.

Like, he's putting it all on her, every decision that is going to be made from like taking his dick to insert it. You're just taking my dick out? Well, I don't wanna take your dick out. How about you make me feel hot? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. No, I, this call to me is like, it's like the ghost of Christmas future it's like if I change your ways Stavros or you this will be you you know like this is the kind of shit where I'm like I am truly trying to change my commitment issues but it's like I could see the fucked up like a way of thinking I used to have mutating in a decade into this, where it's like you're just such a coward,

you won't say shit, you won't even break up with her, but you also are kind of checked out, and just be like, maybe if I make her drive to my fucking house 10 times in a row, and don't even pull out my half-limped dick, she'll break up with me. That's kind of my read maybe I'm wrong hopefully I'm wrong but definitely communicate see what happens and uh don't hold your breath

to start fucking looking elsewhere is my real thing but we'll see I feel like a lot of these calls it's like talk to them yeah oh yeah almost every single one is starts with just have a conversation. Yeah, but it is so hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's super hard. And I think just saying it, we were talking about it off mic, but sometimes just putting your shit into words does as like a as an exercise calling in because we're not going to get to almost any of these calls statistically. And the ones we do get to the episode goes out like four months after they called it

The amount of people were actually helping is probably small, but hopefully people in Similar situations get some solace out of it Received in the mail anonymously a letter from a woman claiming to have been on a date with my sister's husband. The Jersey Shore letter. The Jersey Shore, Ron. Ron was kissing a waitress or whatever letter. Keep playing it, Eldest. My sister's husband does not know that I actually went into the trash and picked out the letters That he thought he threw away

Bitch for my sister. Oh my god. Anyway, he doesn't know that I know but I'm gonna go to visit her week soon So, uh, do you think I should confront him and Slap him in the face as well? That's awesome. This girl's awesome. Wow. My sister received the mail claiming to have been on a date with my sister's husband. I'm a little curious, what do you mean you f- Do you just in general go through the trash? Yeah, I'm a little fuzzy on the details here No, she did it. Wait, I don't understand why she'd look through the trash Yeah, it sounds like she heard about this from her sister. Yeah, I think this is her told her Yeah, so now she wants to know what she should do about it. The sister already knows about oh the sister knows

He doesn't know that this one Oh, I thought I see I see I see she's like should I tell him that I know? In true, oh, so I thought you had yeah, yeah, that's weird for you to do I mean obviously I like that though. It's I like the instinct sure sure the instinct I get the knee-jerk reaction to want to protect your sister and tell her husband he's a piece of shit. I fully understand that, but it's an interesting move

and will it really help anything? I want her to do something more manipulative and nefarious. Like secretly somehow like. Set him up on a catfish in with a different Yeah, yeah, and then be in the window. Yeah Right be like I'm gonna go her friend her friend go. It's like it's a how about this? It's a Halloween party Let's say right. Yeah, it's you know, we just asked her Halloween just ended. We all know that it's November For Thor 11th, it's really cold in

here. But let's just say next year, you go to a Halloween party and you get your hot friend to catfish this guy and you're wearing, she's wearing maybe a Phantom of the Opera mask, right? Or something. Something like that, right? And then you send your hot friend, like I'm going to go to the bathroom and then you put on the costume, put on the Phantom mask and then you go back. You're like hey, what's up, Eric?

Bones me you fucking asshole. I know you're trying the corner Yes, perfect perfect that that's good. That's good I want it to be like the sister doesn't even have to worry about it like she just wants or it seems like she just wants to like Like stick a little pin. Yeah Yeah, the problem is here ultimately Ultimately, you see this your sister has to figure this out and you have to help your sister out The thing that sucks is that sometimes our loved ones don't behave the way we'd like right like some Your sister might be like this sucks. We're gonna deal with it and that like

Some people are even like let let their significant others get away with crazy shit, right and you can't really stop them. So I Just would caution is This gonna is this gonna be counterproductive unless you do some fun hygiene like sitcom level hijinks like we're suggesting I don't know you got it talk first of all what does your sister want? How does she want you to behave and that can be really be really hard, because I get the impulse to be like, fuck this piece of shit, let's slash his tires, let's kick him out of the house. And him not knowing that she knows

must be driving her fucking crazy. Yeah, but he's gotta be, I mean, I guess he's, yeah, he probably doesn't know, he's probably pretty dumb. And she's deciding to stay with him. Unless unless yeah, if her sister is you know has a hard time Saying goodbye to this guy. Maybe she does need some sort of extra support Right, like I guess that's to do that and also some people take a longer time, right? So it's like maybe you just have to be there be supportive and then maybe after a couple months

Your sister will be like, you know what? I can't live like this Now it's time to really go crazy. Right? But don't over don't because the other thing what you risk doing here is making him a sympathetic figure in her eyes. Like if you act in a fucked up way, you can kind of bring them closer together. Absolutely. With your car.

Right, right, right. Everybody's problem. Absolutely. So yeah, just I say lay in the car. with your car Absolutely, so yeah, just I say lay in the cut support your sister talk to her about it and You know and then I think there will be a time to act at some point a time Absolutely, and you should be in it for the long long haul this past Christmas. New Year. This could be better the longer it goes. Absolutely, absolutely.

And like I think what would really cheer your sister up is maybe like a nice comedy, you know, she's laughing about lightly being cucked, she forgets her problems for 91 minutes, something like that. And maybe get her buzzed on a twisted T. Twisted tea! Keep it twisted! Keep it tweenie! Ah, man, doing this podcast is kind of boring. I wish there was something that turned up any occasion. Keep it twisted! Oh, like a fucking twisted tea?

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Keep it twisted Hi, I'm Javi eldest and guest or guest so I'm gonna cut right to the chase. So I found myself in a sugar baby relationship, I guess, last September. And I've made quite a bit of money. And I'm a law student and I'm not going to work for a corporation or like some big law firm. So I'm really just doing this shit for the people. So the extra money is really nice. So I've only seen this, so I'm 24, this guy's 64 I believe. I've only seen him three times, we've only ever kissed and you know I send him like pictures

of my kids or whatever. But I haven't seen him since last year and at the beginning of this year he had his second heart attack of his lifetime. Mind you, this man is also a two-time cancer survivor. But this time he had to get a triple bypass. He was out of commission for a bit. Too juicy. So now, of course, he's kind of running dry, right?

He wants to see me again. My issue is that if I were to see him again, I did go to school with his son. I tutored his son's girlfriend. His daughter is younger than me. By the way, I did not meet him through his son at all, so that's not an issue. But my worry is that if I were to go all the way for the weekend with him and there is some health emergency, which I... It's probable that something like that could happen. Who the fuck do I call and how

do I explain that I'm there? I'm not calling his ex-wife. I'm not calling his son. So like how do I go about that and I Thought about you know, just talking to him about it and being like hey like if something happens like what should we do? But there's also this very real fear of like insulting him kind of and I feel like older men in that position You know trying to go out with younger women want to feel like they're younger. And I don't want to fuck this situation up because it is very affin-tager for me. So basically I'm just wondering how I go about this

because I really don't want this old man to die on me. Um, literally or metaphorically. So yeah, good luck in the advice you all have. Thank you. She needs to get into speaking. She's a beautiful speaker. She's a great, she's a lawyer. She's going to be great in the courtroom. Going to give dynamite closing arguments. This is interesting because if you weren't, if you didn't know his son, would you want to like, I mean it's just not, it's just not something you want to deal with in any way.

You know what I mean? I can't tell if she has like feelings for the guy at all or if he's just, it's so transactional and she just wants to make sure her insurance policy is fine. I think it's, I do think for her it's really transactional. I also am like curious about, she's seen him three times, so it's just like a mostly phone relationships is what it seems like.

They've like made out, she said. And so, it's just, you want to just keep it going, but you're, so now you want to meet in person, or I guess he wants to meet in person because the clock's ticking and he's like, all right, time for a little ROI. Time to cash in some of these dividends. And I don't know, I just, you were saying don't were like you were saying like you just wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it unless What's the downside of her of like in an emergency calling? Having his emergency car or like what you just knowing his cover

It's not your revealing to his kids that he also what wouldn't you just call the fuck an ambulance? Yeah, I don't know I was I thought he was like already in the hospital and she had to like she wanted to get in the hospital to see no Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Okay, so this makes more sense. She's actually fucking or sucking and he's having an issue. That's the question Yeah Is she going away with him? That's an interesting ratcheting up of things. Yeah, that's why I'm saying she's clearly like, you know She I don't think she has feelings for him, but she doesn't she'll go out with him You know what I mean? So she's saying, all right, he's been in the hospital,

we've been texting each other, we're probably gonna go away, he wants to go away for the weekend. If this fucking guy has a heart attack, who do I call? And it seems like things are so bad that she really thinks that something might happen. Yeah, I guess part of me is like, you know, I don't know. I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean I guess Yeah, I mean don't

It could have been call an ambulance. Isn't that the answer? Yeah, I don't think she needs to worry She doesn't have to be the one like he doesn't want he doesn't want you calling his family Yeah, I mean like this is not it's just an interesting worry to have it cuz like yes Maybe I'm more of a gambler than this woman But I would just be like We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't worry about it that much also I guess more than that. She's worried. She's worried about her cover being blown with His son who she knows but it's also like who fucking can't what unless this is this guy like is her son Is his son like some kind of how can that hurt you like?

Dating an older man is not it's not like oh what you're afraid his son isn't gonna like you who gives a fuck No, I feel like she's probably just like Nobody knows that I'm doing this with this old man Yeah, I'd like to know someone my age and the daughter's younger is gonna know that I've been doing sending pictures of my tits to their dad I think if you're doing it. It's like just do it. I really think like a In what world do you call his family and not an ambulance? And be why who really gives a fuck I know I know All things being equal you'd like to I guess you would just like to keep it private which I understand

All things being equal, I guess you would just like to keep it private, which I understand. But if push really comes to shove, basically it really comes down to, is the percentage chance that your cover gets blown, is the small percentage that your cover gets blown to his family worse to you than the money you're making from this guy? That's really the cost benefit analysis here. And to me it feels like if this guy's been that generous over a little making out and some titty pics, it's worth rolling the dice on him not fucking having his fourth heart attack while you're jerking him off.

You might not even have to fuck this guy. Just keep kissing. Keep kissing. If he's also this frail that you're scared he might keel over like when you're like sucking his cock or whatever it's like time for a new long-term plan yeah diversity the clientele absolutely double cancer survivor or get in the well yeah get in the will then who cares the will and then who cares who knows Yeah, yeah, hopefully marry him

Pushes a commodity you need this fucking cash in as much as you can eldest is a red pill corner All right good good stuff here. What do you think, Elvis? A couple more? How are we looking? We're about 50. Oh, you gotta do math. An hour and a half. Hey, hey. Hey, Stavi baby. Hey, Stavi baby. I'm sorry, hey Elvis. Hey, Stavi. Hey, Elvis. Hello. Beautiful guest. So my question is,

well, I haven't seen this guy for a while. He's amazing, beautiful, wonderful, handsome, bomb dick. For a while. He's amazing beautiful wonderful nice handsome Bomb dick nice. It's great. I fucking I love it every single time we do I definitely come Can we get the cheering Believe me even with like

Physical evidence sometimes he doesn't believe that the dick is bomb. He does not have confidence in his little man. Like, not even a little man. Decent sized man. Good sized man for a good sized dude. You know? So how do I get through his head? Like, kick his bum, he's bum, shit's bum? You know what I mean? If you could help me out with that, that would be amazing. Oh yeah, let me help this guy out. This guy who fucks so good that a woman calls another man for advice on proving to him that he fucks good. Fuck your boyfriend. I was gonna say, just play him this.

Yeah. This is amazing. Fuck you and you're a nice awesome dick and a woman who loves you. Yeah, what do you want? I mean, I don't know. This is, I guess this is the curse of having, really low self-esteem will just rob you of everything.

It's like this guy's got it all. This woman is speaking of him so glowing. You can hear her batting her eyelashes and looking gazingly, longingly out the window thinking about his dick and he's still, it doesn't get through his skull so yeah this is me and my husband with my stand-up comedy yeah funny

no shit no yeah it's exactly the same as that uh... man how do you guys get get through it uh... i feel good for a little bit and but then the negative Words the negative voice in my head takes over sure sure every time so it's getting better Well, what's interesting about this is that's more psychologically complex Whereas this is like this guy just busted a nut a hot woman who loves him tells him how good it was

And it's still not getting Maybe people have lied to him in the past or something Something about he doesn't trust what she's saying He needs to believe it for himself in order to believe it So I guess you gotta let him fuck a bunch more girls Yeah You gotta watch him sit in the chair in the corner and go see She looked at her and what she's doing.

She's painting the walls green. We're gonna have to reupholster this couch. Yeah, I don't know, there's no way to really, how long, did she say how long they've been together? No? No. I wonder, I mean, this might just be a thing that is gonna take some time to get through his skull I've definitely I

Definitely did not have sexual confidence Early and early in relationships to the point where it just took me Getting comfortable with somebody so it's like are you guys relatively early in dating because he just might not he might just be Are you guys relatively early in dating? Because he might just be uncomfortable in general, and that seeps into even fucking, you know what I mean? When you feel a little uncomfortable in a relationship or you don't feel secure in the relationship for other reasons, he just might not believe

that anything's going good. I feel that way, where it's like, if anything's going good, I'm like, well, it'll be over tomorrow You know like and so that this might be an extension of that you know what I mean I wonder if she's putting so much emphasis on that and he's like well. What about my personality? Yeah, yeah, how about the painting I made you she's like oh, I burned it for warmth I burned it drying off my blanket all this pussy juice. You made me squirt all over it drying off my blanket all this pussy juice you made me squirt all over it.

So yeah, it might. It may be you're overplaying your hand too. It might be to the point where it's like you're talking about how good he is and fucking so much that it feels like you're patronizing him. Like that was so great. You know, he might think it's that. But, you know, yeah, just this isn't a fucking problem. Fuck you. Fuck him him good for you. I'm glad he's knocking the you know Knocking the shit off your pussy just completely knocking it out the park, but you'll be fine

Alright this one to take us home. I'll just what do you say? Hey stop. My name is Kaylee and I'm in Detroit, Michigan and I'm here with my boyfriend Justin. The whole couple's here. And let's just say that I just have a really huge tits. Like massive. Like a really big wrap. Good for you.

And I want to get a boob reduction because my back hurts all the time. I look crazy in the clothes that I wear. Thank you, Aldis. That was when we had a little mind meld. I could feel it happening. And I want to get a boob reduction because my back hurts all the time I look crazy in the clothes that I wear and I just think it would enhance my overall appearance I disagree

Hopefully you have a woman on You probably don't but maybe Hey whoa what is that? Just do it! Tell me what you think. Tell me what you got going on. Hopefully you have a woman on. If you probably don't, but maybe. Hey, woah, what is that? Wow. Just for that, keep those big tits. Just for that, good luck getting a fucking... Do whatever you want, Kaylee!

Do whatever you want. You don't listen to him! You don't listen to Justin. Change your pronouns while you're at it. Cut your hair, dye it blue, chop your tits off. This is the world Kamala Harris wants! Tits do make the back hurt so bad. Look, philosophically,

this is like how the President of the United States can never apologize just for like on philosophical terms Philosophically, I can never I can never I can never exactly like that. I can never on the record support a Breast reduction. I just can't philosophically. I can't do it a Breast reduction. I just can't philosophically. I can't do it However, you know, I guess do whatever you want do whatever makes you feel better What if you do a little sexy photo shoot pre surgery with the giant titties? Yeah Really showing them off and showing them love

What is his name Justin? Yeah, well, I mean look you fucking cares about Justin It that he Justin doesn't fucking matter here Unfortunately, you must you gotta do what's best for you Small I guarantee They can do a lot of cool stuff. You can fit into bathing suits better. They can do a lot of really cool stuff. Girl, you're going to feel so much better.

Yeah. Oh, your back. Think about it. Yeah. Whatever. I guess do whatever the fuck you want. That's the episode. Watch the movie.

I don't even. You know what? All of a sudden, I don't even feel like a desire to live anymore. Just watch the first five minutes of the movie. Thank you so much for coming guys, this was so fun. We'll see you guys later, bye bye.