Stavvy's World - #112 - Mandal

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

Mandal returns to the pod to discuss his gripes with NYC, curbing pig blood desire, the challenges of flying for fat guys, when your family assumes you'll do better at dating than what's realistic, what his college crew was like, and much more. Mandal and Stav help callers including a guy who's sleeping with his professor but still getting bad grades, and a woman whose boyfriend is insecure about her weight loss journey. Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com/ Get the shaving products that always deliver from Harry’s. Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://www.harrys.com/STAVVY Grow your business right now at Shopify -- no matter what stage you're in. Sign up for a  $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/stavvy    Follow Mandal on social media: https://www.instagram.com/themandalman https://www.tiktok.com/@mansandalman      🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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even though you were not very you didn't really mean it that was not there's not a hint of sincerity in your voice we have our boy Mandel back on the program what's up dude thank you, thank you for having me. Absolutely looking awesome. This is a big boost man. Short shorts high socks. Yep. Huge fans of the program.

They love the program. Absolutely, dude. I was talking about it before we started but like when I talked about the white dude who's getting beat up man. They really got upset about that. Yeah, yeah, sure. Here's the issue I had with the outrage. Get right to it, man.

It was a bunch of comments like- And I love the hat, by the way. You're styling on him right now, dude. Hey, when in Rome. Yeah. You know what I mean? When you around fashion, you do fashion things. That's right, dude.

I was on- In New York, it's gotten to you, bro. Bro, ain't gonna lie. I hate it here, bro. This is a chance. It's not a fat-friendly city, I'll tell you that. Bro, okay. It's not a fat-friendly. There's a huge, huge learning curve as a fat man here, for sure.

And I think that's what it is. Two things, that and I am impoverished. Yeah, yeah,, yeah tough. I remember being a fat poor man here. It sucks, bro. Okay, no joke So I told a friend of mine. I'm like hey, I need to get a hoodie Yeah, and I hate people's answers to questions Cuz I'm like man, you know I can get a hoodie you asked where I can get a hoodie in New York Yeah, they say something stupid like just go between 121st and 7th and go to flim flam's fabric Order a number three and it's like hey man. He don't got big daddy size of course. Where's DXL?

I'm like where the Walmart at they like oh, yeah, that's tough. You don't need what I'm like, bro I'm trying to get a I don't know if there is where's the the closest day in New Jersey Jersey. Yeah, yeah, but they long island Yeah city not big bill for big people no cuz there's a DXL But it's in the middle of it's in the middle Manhattan and the prices are outrageous. Come on, man That's the richest thing I do is go to DXL and not worry about the tag anymore, bro You can literally it is more expensive to be a fat man than to take like a Sexy woman shopping like I went and got ready for the fall. I swear to God the price tag was outrageous Dude, and see that's the thing about like four articles of clothing. We're talking about close to like $700 or some shit and I think they go on China with it. We're like the XLS and a 2x cells a smaller

Yeah, well the ones back home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ask for... Oh, you mean in New York. You think we're dealing with coastal... Yes, bro. ...with coastal sizing. The sizes are smaller, bro.

Here, if you don't go to the XL, the XL, I'll give them credit. They might overcharge you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same thing in Tuscaloosa, Alabama But yes, absolutely you go to a regular store here and you get a 2x you're like, oh wow I can't believe this like little fresh fashion brand for gay guys has two X's Yeah, and you fucking try if it's one of your tits Maximum cuz what in a brain extra large means tall They're making fabric longer

You don't want you there that is true yeah fashion brands don't want fat people in their store It's a bad look for them, bro. They'll let you that you go to a restaurant. They say man. It's a little spot Over social and they mean literally and figuratively. Yeah, they using every crevice restaurant And they mean literally and figuratively. Yeah. They use in every crevice restaurant. Restaurant seating is very tough here. You get very narrow shotgun style homes. That's like a bistro. It's tough. People be trying to trick you here to that be like, because the rent so high.

And then they'd be like, but you understand, man, the culture. It's like, hey, bro, I picked mine already. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think black people the best. Yeah, sure. I'm cool. It's like hey bro, I picked mine already. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think black people the best. Yeah, sure. I'm cool It's fun May you gotta go try this is place with Kazakhstan hot dogs That ain't worth a thousand more dollars That's gonna see yeah, I'm gonna say this is My bad. No, no, no, I love this. You're not talking real satanic

They got them ubers on them bicycles. They Uber eats on the bicycle bicycle I'm not I'm not paying for you want your food coming in a car Don't get all that wind on my food You are four doors and enrolled up windows if you're ordering a taquito or something trying to cool it up I want to blow on it These folks trying to cool it off before it gets to me. I want to blow on it myself. Don't pre-cool it off, bro. Yeah, yeah.

So what, even, you've had nothing but bad bicycle experiences? Bro, I'm just saying, bro, don't cool it off, don't come in breathing hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't be silly. Oh, really? You don't want them breathing hard either. I think they should do it like the Uber shares. Like, if you know you bring in a bicycle to me

It's gotta be cheap. Mm-hmm. You know I'm saying a little cheaper cuz it uh, you know, it don't went to rocky roll It has about that's a good point You're with me because the wind and the cooling even though I get it I do think you're using some country logic here because they do have they do have think you're using some country logic here because they do have they do have oven bags to keep it warm. Now the bounce though, you're onto something there because the the roads are not meant for these bicycles and I have gotten some jumbled food, but you know, the spaghetti go get mixed in before you get to you.

Would you would you spend would you spend extra to get to ensure it's delivered by car and see that's the trick of the devil. What you just said, it needs to be cheaper to be on the bike right more right right right right right sure so you go come in on the bike I need to be like they're gonna discount just like if I get in the car if I do the uber share sure sure sure sure yeah hey man that's interesting I would say the expediency of the bike mmm I'll take a jumbled I'll take a jumbled thing cuz it gets there faster the traffic all this other stuff yeah really yeah you can you can zoom through the streets in the bike

yeah you know cuz I get it that's the thing too like I don't know how to get around out here either man it's brutal's brutal. That train stuff, that's for that. I've gotten lost. That's for the cerebral mind. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? Sure. And then that Uber's so expensive, man.

Yeah, it's a lot of walking, it's a lot of long train rides when you first get here. But he's a thing, they say the Uber, you go on the Uber, it say three miles. Mm-hmm. And he talking about $40, man. I'm like, bro, took my $40, man You tricking me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what are you gonna do? He's got you by the balls

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in late. So what's your what's your ideal? Location you're from Atlanta, right? Yeah, you want to stay in Atlanta now, but I move you are gonna move I'm about to move right now. I'm moving in March. You move it. I'm gonna guess that life Cars I'm gonna to move right now. I'm moving in March. I'm gonna guess L.A. if it's not gonna be New York. I'm going to Los Angeles, man. Cars. Cars, more space. It's an easier transition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I get into the vehicle, I go to the place, bruh.

You know what I'm saying? You can handle that. I like that. I can handle that. Your mind can handle that. I can wrap my mind around that. I can't wrap my mind around ceiling break dancing. I ain't gonna lie, we was in a spot yesterday and

Peter Guns was in there rapping his version of the uptown of a live band and I said this hard yeah there you go there's a little something for you. That was hard. I mean I ain't gonna lie it's cool stuff out here bro. I'm just I'm just not equipped with the brain power for you. You think it's the brain power I think it's the brain power. I think it's more a physical problem. Okay, it might be that. Because I do think if you don't love it, being fat as shit here, atrocious, atrocious.

And I've gotten fatter, and I still was pretty fat when I moved here nine years ago. I was probably 50 pounds lighter, was pretty fat when I moved I moved here nine years ago. I was probably 50 pounds lighter. Yeah still pretty fat but to be to be as fat as I am now no disrespect Yeah, and be poor no disrespect. Yeah have to move here now. I'd probably kill myself Yeah, I'd probably kill myself, but here's the thing cuz yeah, cuz you got a disposable income But you know I'm about to do man hit me with it I'm about to I'm about to let them fuck cut me open, pour that old zimpy right in.

You want it directly in. You want to get marinated like a skirt steak. Boy what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm mixing it in the water like crystal light. Shake it up. Once I- You're ready to go once you move to LA?

Man, I'm about to, give me two loads of- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want them to measure my junk and loads two loads yeah I come in with that cheetah print on that's my first step I can't sleep on your she the pre-deprived the toe I love that they were like boy yeah yeah he you know you know and you wouldn't be scared that you go from Atlanta to LA Get skinny put cheetah print you wouldn't be scared of getting the gay Illuminati allegations back home Okay, you know you would get hit with that immediately. Okay, you know so funny about

Has been like so, you know this year has been the first year I probably had like a little visibility sure sure sure Yeah, yeah should start a bit like like comics always knew me but like yeah, and so like if last Christmas, bro Real conversation. Mm-hmm from like an ironic dad and with your family at Christmas a good Christmas dinner Yeah, man, like hey man, like Remember you came from like don't let them people change your morals. Don't let them people change your morals. I understand you want to get money and do this and that, but remember, remember, I don't know who you is.

And I just think that's just a funny idea. And he's purely talking about don't become gay in Hollywood. Absolutely. Absolutely he is. But I be trying to figure out how they think that work like. They be like, hey man, we got a new side character on ABC. But first, a little kiss. But first he's got to, yeah, give me a smooch, come over and give the producers a kiss.

And also like, especially when you're trying to become a smooch, come over and give the producers a kiss. Yeah. And also, like, especially when you're trying to become a funny fat guy, it's like, look, they're not trying to fuck us. They're not trying to give us. They're not trying to fuck us, man. No one's sexing in the, like, fat neighbor on a sitcom. Yeah. Maybe the son, maybe the, like, the high school quarterback son on that sitcom might have

to get sexed in, but it's not gonna be the fat funny guy. Yeah, I don't think so, bro. I don't think that nobody gonna be like, hey man, you know what you got to do. I would love to know when the Diddy, when the equivalent of the Diddy flight logs come out, how many fat rappers he tried to do he fucked T. Grizzly I don't think so. I don't think he tried to fuck him. You know what I mean? I don't think I can't see biggie going for that. Yeah. Well, that's why he killed him, right? I mean, I do think did it's clear as a supervillain. I do think that's so clear now

I will say this though You know and I'm a sound crazy. Please this is what this If you look at all the details mm-hmm some of the conspiracies is right. Yeah, but here's the thing Well, yeah, the like rich people doing weird fucked up shit is absolutely right because what else are they gonna do? That's what I'm saying. What else they have to do They're either gonna be the kind like Elon Musk nerds who want to be famous, right? But the ones who wanna stay in silence, they either have to have that mental illness, which all rich people have to some degree,

which is like, I'll destroy the whole world if this number on a computer screen goes up, right? Some of them just love money in a fucked up way that should be seen as a societal ill, should be seen as something you should go to prison for. But then the ones that just get really rich and then have free time, and they were, some of them were nerds to get rich

and then want to fuck, don't understand how it happens, and then, I don't know, some of them wanna be control freaks and you mix all that shit up and you get weird sex cults. Absolutely, because when I first got to LA I remember like you know they had all the conspiracies and then you get there and you like oh, yeah They is they is in this party being gay Yeah, right, right.

You just happen to be invited to a gay guys party for the first time in your life. But that's what it is. It's like, oh, it's not like it's not like they're not drinking blood. It's not like, oh, you got to be gay. But it's like, no, these kids is just happen to be gay. And then and that's a thing that they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And more power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More power. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's not like a it's not like bigger than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. You see some of these characters and you like, no, no, no, they were the sums up here. Absolutely. I also think there's it's a way of control. Like, I do think there's whoever's actually pulling strings knows to get rich dorks who never got pussy in their life

Fly them out to a fucking fly him out to Epstein's Island Video tape them being fucking perverts. Yeah, and then they have to do whatever the fuck Yeah, CIA tells them and you know what I mean? Like that's truly what I believe like I really think a lot of this freakish and then some of it is just a suit like because once you have all that monetary power All that's left is to exploit human beings to feel a run If you're that kind of person like did he probably was like it feels he feels good knowing somebody else He's breaking somebody else to do his bidding. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's an old-school evil shit I think that people don't.

I think in general, bro, you got to curb the hunger for more. Yeah, 100 percent. Like if you want to be a decent person. Yeah, I think humans go always want more like you always want more money. Yeah. Food, more access. And so I think you got to get to a point where you try to figure out how to make your brain be like this is enough Yes, if it don't eventually you go turn you're at the party

You know you've got it you're being lit by a condolabra getting your dick sucked by you know somebody that doesn't want to be there You're wearing a fucking Phantom of the Opera mask. Yeah, you're drinking. Maybe it's maybe it's pigs blood It makes with a little you know, cabaret They put it in some Vietnamese soup as a thickening agent You know what's wrong with mixing it with red wine and pouring it over a fucking night and eighteen year old on the day he turned 18 they do that Didn't it didn't go then it slowly escalated. I mean nobody Right right right you gotta stop it you gotta stop it when you get that pig blood desire. Absolutely.

You don't want to, you do not want to subject yourself to pig blood thirsts. Nah, man, that's how you get messed up, man. Oh, it's nice to be back with an old friend. An old friend that helps your cock get hard. Who am I speaking of? of course it's blue chew the service that brings you American made tablets They're going to

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But like all her siblings have like sure. Various amount of kids. Sure. Sure. So it's just a bunch of folks. So I might have cousins who like let my grandma 70 something so I might have cousins who like 60 Sure, or in cousin that are like literally babies. Wow That's fucking nice work. So is it we're talking big-ass family reunions. Totally. Yeah, I mean, but here's the thing No, a lot of castes older man, so it's kind of fortunate some of them not here no more but like we like all my family from the grains, Georgia

Which is like an hour outside of like an hour 30 maybe outside of Atlanta so like my family's like real country sure sure and like Real country and a lot of them are really tall and handsome. Oh really? Yeah, it really yeah, I, I really didn't come out like the rest of them. So you stick out at the family reunion. I'm in the family, like, I was always like the, you know, like the weird cousin. Sure, that's you.

Yeah, I'm that guy. You're like. I'm like the, I got the cape on, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you were into anime? Bro, here's the thing, I was, but not enough to get put down with the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're in you're in no man's land Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were too much of a loser for everybody else, but not enough of an anime guy for the anime nerds Yes, I was I had the lane call this by and do enough of the study. Yeah

I ain't do the I know yeah readers. Oh, I mean, I'm a fan, but your hot cousins from LaGrange, they wanted nothing to do with you due to your you Haka show viewing. Bro, my cousin. So, OK, I got this is something. So my cousin is this football player named Buster Owens. Oh, wow. OK. He played with Hines Ward. That's all in the field, right? Yeah, yeah. So he went to UGA.

Him and Heinz Ward graduated together and he was in the NFL for a while. So then when I told my, I was the second person to go to UGA. This kid is like, maybe, this kid, he must be like 20 years old. Yeah, yeah. So my family finally, I was going to UGA.

They was like, oh boy, you about to be partying. And I'm like, like no we got different experiences And I'm just there for marketing yeah Amen they like a way you will you will you protect? Wait be safe and I'm like... Come on guys. I appreciate it. I appreciate you pretending to give me this talk. But here's the thing, I tried to play like, I tried to play... You know, I don't want to be embarrassed, so I tried to play cool. So I'm like, you know how I'm gonna do it? I need to do certain things.

Hey, y'all know y'all ain't raiding no fool. Of course, dude. None good or what? How about that for a break? How many times I did the same thing, like I would go to my cousins. I would go to Greece and my cousins, you know, they were getting pussy when they were like 11 years old. And I'm just like, I had to just pretend I fucked for like my whole vacation, not to feel like a loser. Yeah, it's brutal when you're just the fucking, the fat, the fat like scared person in a family.

They're all like, you know what I mean? It's like some of that is anxiety. Like I, you know, my cousin isn't anxious about anything. He just fucking lives, it's a beautiful life that they live. Especially in Greece, it's like economy sucks. Everything, like he's of the generation where everything sucked dick, so all you could do is have a good-ass time. Yes, and I envy that because I just always was a worrier I was always like anxious and shit like that Yeah It was bad man Cuz a lot of my family a lot of they like either they taught either athletics

Athletic dudes or they tough individuals right right and I'm neither one All around unenjoyable person They don't get riffing those Riffing is a talent. They're like you either have to be fucking all like cool or dangerous or both cuz you know my human alternative breast or dangerous or both. Cause you know my, I'm a, my, my sister, you may love alternative breasts. So like they'll come to shows and they'll be like, you did your thing.

Never, never. I enjoyed it. They were like the audience laughed at the words you say. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. So like, yeah. That is so funny. Like bro, I did, when we did, I did the John Mulaney thing.

You did warm up for the Mulaney show, yeah, yeah. And then I did the ball with him. I think that's where we met. Yeah, we met on the street show. And I did the ball with him, nothing. They like, okay, yeah, cool man, hey, keep going. I said one line in a country wine movie Wow Michael Blackson reposted you on his story, bro. It's starting to happen That one line on that country wine movie, man, that Christmas was turnt.

It was death. It was death everywhere. They like, man, hey, I'm proud of you, man. You know what I'm saying? Yes, of course, dude. They don't know the people. No, no, no. Of course.

I mean, it's the same thing with my family like they just kind of knew shit was going pretty good. Like they got it because I paid for shit for them. Yeah. But they didn't know what was. And then I think it's like getting on a TV show or like doing a movie, even though I have made so much money podcasting. I lost money doing the movie because I was just not on the road. Yeah. They got that. They're like, whoa. And it's like, that's cool. I love I love it I'm happy to do it but it's like people don't understand what

actually matters that's yeah that's almost nicer they thought though it's like I also it's like that's what family should be yeah you don't want your family plugged into your shit yeah you don't you want to feel like a little bit of an outcast you don't want your family knowing like you know what's popping in every you want them to be them You want them to actually be themselves and not like weirdly enveloped like there's nothing weirder than like Kids whose fucking parents push them to like show business shit your parents if you're an artist should not be supportive Yeah, that's how I feel Agree my mom was like my mom was supportive in the sense of like

You know if I'm in the jam she might help me financially But she was always hey, I think it's okay to have a day job right This is cool mad at you for doing it But you need to figure something else out on the side And then they kind of relax on site did start getting some real sure well did they have any like asked like what did your parents want for you I was supposed to be a lawyer bro so what happened was I was smart in high school mm-hmm I was smart high school but then but then um

you know I went to college and there wasn't like a fear that I was gonna get a whooping. Yeah. So then so then my grades fell apart. Your violence kept you in check. So my grades fell apart. My husband, I was supposed to go. I was like, I had some law scholarship or something. And I was working like business jobs. But I just I I I found I had like ADHD and stuff. Yeah, like, sure. So I would just I would just all I had like ADHD and stuff. Yeah, like sure

So I would just I would just all bad at all of that stuff. What was cut when you get to college? What's the like because I remember being like oh, I felt like the I mean I got kicked off campus I got caught smoking weed in the dorms immediately so that fucking sucked for a year But I do remember getting there that first those first few months of being like I don't have to do shit I Know I can get fucked up. I can eat on lip the dining hall Yeah, swipe in you eat as much I got fat The freshman 15 I literally gave like 80 pounds bro a huge yeah, they had a 24-hour down. Oh man That's a fucking problem in there posted up

Lunch changed to dinner. Can I say this, man? Shout out to India, man, because that was the first time I had that sriracha. Yeah, you giving India credit for sriracha? Where it's from? I believe that's a Vietnamese creation. Oh, dang.

Yeah. All the Indian homies was on the sriracha. They was rocking with the Sriracha all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And bro, I was, that was my first time having that and they was putting that on the omelets. I said, boy, y'all went crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in there, that's the first time I got, I started putting garlic on stuff on purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it sounds like you were having more of a fat awakening than an educational awakening. Yes. Yes. Yes

buffalo Philly cheese Cuz people who was like seniors and stuff day in there, of course They asked him to don all people to remix right? Whatever I need to do man, of course. Yeah, it was great, man. I think as a fat, they literally are more willing to give a fat person what they want in a dining hall situation. That's the one place you get fat phobia is flipped and we command the general respect.

Because they know you going through a lot. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yes. You in the top bunker that, get on that top bucket at twin bed. You climbing up that thing. You're not getting pussy. They know it. Yeah. They know this is your one joy.

The whole day. Yeah. Unless you like the smartest cat in the world. Yeah. You about to make a million dollars. They're like, hey man, just give him another burger. Come on. Who gives a fuck? That's uncompass. Let man, just give him another burger. Come on who gives a fuck some compassion Let yes, just do it make the burger with grilled cheese instead of make the buns to grilled cheese sandwiches He needs this. Yeah, he's look at him. Look how much fatter he is than the last month He was here they have the before and now they track you

Absolutely. Yeah, see I'd rather be this guy. I'd rather be the fat guy didn't it then then I'm pull out the gun and ruin everybody I think that's very fair to say. Yeah. I mean cuz some people that's how they deal with That's a big step Yeah, man, no. Yeah, man. I'm sorry. No, no, I thought that was me, but it was you. It's all good. But also, also I will say this, though.

I finally hit the point where I did think I have to admit that we might be, I might be getting too much privileges as a fat person. Oh, you think so? I finally hit the point. Wow. All right, listen, I'll hear you out. You're on thin ice. Yes. But I'll hear you out. What do you think so? I finally hit the phone. Wow, all right, listen, I'll hear you out. You're on thin ice. Yes.

But I'll hear you out. What do you think? I like to fly southwest, also known as the middle class of the sky. Of course, of course, of course. Just like a real American, not too cheap, not too poor, right where we all need to be, just enough. I agree with you.

I wish you could pick your seat. I don't like the- I'm about to blow your mind. Give it to me. So most recently, I had this new change, bro. So I'm about to blow your mind. Give it to me. So most recently had this new change, bro So like I'm about to get on a plane and I'm like in the back. I'm like see see I'm like group C Yeah, and you know we check in like you get the last of course. There's nothing more devastating Than remembering you never checked in to your Southwest. Oh, yeah, and it's an hour before

Absolutely, and you're like fuck I've you you've spoiled you've been spoiled. You've been flying Delta the last three years So you forgot about you didn't set that alarm to say you know what I mean? There's nothing worse than seeing a sea as once you see the sea and then you see a three or a four Who is over with you're like all right? Well, I'm gonna have one of the worst four hours of my life you'll be in the middle yeah so the lady walked up to me and she's like hey you know this almost a full flight right and I said and I said yeah she said let me see your ticket and she said it says C 47 and she said oh lord and then she said you know you could go down to the desk

You go down to the desk you like I'm fat They'll give you a second seat Wow for free. Yeah, holy shit So you go in you go to the desk they give you another ticket Yeah, then you put that ticket over the middle seat Love that for free, bro, and that's just off of just being fat the way they do you know how they have the little things really like put your luggage Here will your overhead fit they have a fucking Can you squeeze through here? No, all right Yeah, how did they dictate if you fatten enough? Because she looked at me and said,

obviously I'm over the hill, right? Like, like, like. It is tough to pass the eye test immediately. Yeah. You know what I mean? You want her to hem and haul a little bit. You want her to like look at you and be like, but she said, oh Lord.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, for the betterment of this plane, we need to get you an extra seat. This isn't about you, sir. Yeah, about you sir. This is so we can avoid people are gonna see people are gonna desperately try and not sit next to you. There's gonna be a jam as they try and go back up. Yeah. They've passed middle seats thinking how many times has that happened? Eldest, you can hear his laughter where it's like we're all in the range of if you're on southwest and there's a seat next to you people are gonna avoid it at all cost

Yes People are gonna they're gonna they're gonna when they walk to the back and they see you and an aisle a middle seat and another Guy they're like why didn't I sit next that old Asian woman? Yeah, who the hubris I had thinking I would get a window or an aisle and now I'm pit and now my punishment is sitting Next to this fat guy. Well, here's the thing, bro. Like, you know, the the good functions almost like a liquid as it takes the form of whatever it's in. Yeah. So whenever I try to get that middle seat cover, I just spread the good over both handrail over both hands. Yeah.

Yeah. I kind of feel like an irrigation system over the rail and let it drip down like a waterfall. And once you do that, man, a cat would rather stand than sit next to it, brother. But now they got that middle seat thing, but my thing I'm trying to figure out is, let's say if you were just like a chubby, let's say if you're like a Kenan Thompson.

It's still uncomfortable for somebody to be in the middle, but you didn't make the... You have now pushed the burden of being obese to the just kind of that's what I'm saying. That's basically what's happened Yeah, hey, man, you not a hashtag big bubble And so I can see somebody having a Rational beef would maybe be able to get a free seat sure I agree with you I will say though it is the most logic. It's like look when you're on a road trip It's like we grew up with a friend of ours who was mad. He was he was the he grew up with nothing but fat friends

He never once in his life got shotgun on a long trip. Yeah, it's like buddy Come on like maybe if we were high and going to Wendy's we'd throw him a bone and give him shotgun But it's like everyone is fat as fuck. Yeah, it makes no sense Sorry, you're in the middle your whole life and he hated it But it's like this is for the good of the community absolutely and you're you are sacrificing and we understand that but Well, we're gonna put three fat fuckers jammed back here. No, it's gonna be you and two fat guys Whenever we get like an uber black somewhere, I know I'm up there with the drive You know, you're making small talk the whole time

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What was the crew like in college? You have a little, who were your friends? Who were you hanging out with? I mean, bro, honestly, you know, I feel like we kind of really just secluded ourselves. Like, honestly, all the black people just hung out with each other. Yeah, but within that, who were the like, you had to have like a crew of like four main guys To my homeboys who I was I went to college to my best friends in college one of them I went to elementary school and middle school. Oh, wow. That's me and him. We were into kindergarten together

Yeah, yeah, I got one homeboy. I know it's his second grade So I was hanging with him a lot and then my other homeboy from Middle school and then I mean a lot of my we was you know, it's weird. So The campus the you j admitted to too many people. Oh wow. So me and a lot of my friends we stay on off on the family housing Which is for like professors and shit? It's for students who got kids. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha.

So our neighborhood, it's almost like a tiny neighborhood where there's a bunch of freshmen and then there's a bunch of people with babies. Ha ha ha ha ha. Like it'd be like some family from another country and a dude in a doctorate program. That's crazy, that's so funny. Or like a teen mom or something.

Yeah. And then you guys. And it was all like in this little neighborhood. And you guys playing Super Smash Brothers? country and a dude in a doctorate program with like a teen mom or something. And who's all in this little neighborhood. And you guys playing Super Smash Brothers? Bro, we would get in so much. I'm talking about just the music being an inch too loud. Oh my god. They was calling us. That's crazy. GGA people on us.

Did I answer louder? Bro, it was like 10 o'clock. This cat got a kid. He's got a toddler. Yeah. Yeah, that's brutal Yeah, right. We was over there. So now do you think some algorithm ran the numbers of who were the biggest lames? Who are we putting into family housing? But you know some though. My friends was cool. Oh your friends were always We're I've always been like the lame amongst cool. Jester mode. You were always on jester mode. You were.

Hey, hey, hey. You just did a math that I did not like. Sorry, man. I just thought they like saw something within me. Yeah. They were like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. We see you for who you is. And you're like, no, no, no, you're the clown., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Was my school I was my high school student body president me too or maybe I was vice president

I was through the body president and I was uh, I Had started like my school's newspaper. Oh nice and then I had I had let I was like I had this president I had a disorganization at UGA. They're like brought more black dudes to the school. Nice. It's like They were they hurting for that at UGA. Yeah, really Yeah, it was like where's UGA's campus Athens, Georgia. Okay for some reason. Yeah, what's the one in Atlanta? That's Georgia Tech. Just Georgia Tech in Georgia State. Gotcha. Okay, never mind. Yeah, but it's like point six percent Was black dudes really most of the black UGA. Yeah, I would have never thought it Really? Most of the black people. At UGA? Get the fuck out. I would have never thought that. Yeah, it was like most of the uh most of it was black women and like only like a handful of dudes.

Interesting. And so I was like a part of the program to bring more people there and let me tell you something man every organization I've ever been in said I was the worst president. I was so bad bro. My school, my school president told, I was the worst prison they ever had. You know, this is coming back to me. I won president too, because I ran a joke campaign and everybody loved it. I did the same thing. We sleep was the first Trump.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when I got elected, all my friends were laughing. They're like, we're not going to have prom this year. They were like, we're fucked. You know what's so funny? Why did we yeah we really did it was Trump style election running broke cuz I had I just be like a really

smart girl in glasses yes who was just polite and knew what she was doing and wanted this for a college resume absolutely yeah I had like we had like videos we had like t-shirts and here here's the thing, I'm in the speech, you know, I'm giving it up. I'm, man we go get new fitting machines. And we go, man bring back field trips, man. And everybody, everybody in my class, not one of them voted for me,

but I had freshmen and sophomores on lock. And I won on something like, just like he did on some like, I'm just promising just. To guess who don't know what's going on. I don't wanna give, you know, but like, I'm just promising just and they like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I got in there. I ain't know how to, I ain't know no Robert's rules.

I don't even know, that's the word, but I couldn't hold no meeting or nothing. They was like, hey, bro, it's too light, bro, you the worst And I like two more ruin them I'm just really just good at the talking for sure sure I'm not really good at doing anything doing anything Yeah, I get interesting. I do think there's a little bit of like the way

The way it used to be with closeted gay guys where they became really good at their jobs or they became really good artists. I think once being gay got more accepted in society. It seems like there's a bit of a swing back, but when it became even relatively accepted, I do think being a fat guy who can't get pussy, you kind of go in the same zone because even though it's not society stopping your sexual urges it's just girls don't want to fuck you so you pour all your energy into being like well I don't have time for that anyway I'm a workaholic even though it's not being in the closet to avoid women the women are avoiding you yeah and result is the same because I had a

very similar high school experience. This is funny. This is like, this is like, this is the greatest take. Thank you, yeah, yeah. I think it's similar, because at the end of the day, you're sort of like, you were denied your true sexuality.

One is because of hatefulness and bigotry, and the other one is because you're, just you fucking had too many totino's, pizza rolls, but in the same, it ends up with, you still have a desire to like prove your worth. So because it's not gonna be through, you know, to express yourself, it's gonna be through like, trying to be a high functioning, high powered individual.

Yeah, cause I think it's a level of like, I don't have time for that. Yeah, exactly I think it's a level of like I don't have time for that. Yeah Be mature guys, I'm trying to get into college. I don't want to see I don't want to fucking get head I don't want to get head and have a go to a party and drink fucking Malibu and fucking Finger a girl in my mom's Honda No, they have to be class president Bro, I'm some awesome like super sad. No, bro. I was telling my friend other day. I got a friend of mine She me her still cool this day. I do believe that she saved me

She steered me away from ancellhood. That's huge. I think you need a level of some lady being nice to you at that age. Absolutely. Before the Reddit get a hold of you. Oh dude, I think about this all the time where if I had just met,

cause I know kids in high school who just got lucky and an outgoing girl had a crush on them talked to them They like dated they were not, you know, she was nice to them Maybe they even fucked in high school and that guy's just a well-adjusted human being Yes, that had happened to me if I had found a girl high school was just nice to me and like dated me No chance. I'm doing comedy. I'm just a nice guy in Baltimore right now bro raising his children Okay, so like I don't even think I have to go all the way that does have good What we're talking about is making a well-justed person. Yes, just a nice woman's friendship can at least Steer you away from being an incel bro. Shout out to Erica man. Shout out to Erica

And Erica and the many Eric is out there. Yes. You know you're doing the Lord's work. When Erica came to our high school bro I don't know what made her do this and when I bring this up there it's so crazy. Yeah. Because she doesn't remember it. Yeah. But she don't realize. God was working through her. No I truly believe this bro. You joking but I think like this. Well you are from Georgia. You joking? I think like this. Well, you are from Georgia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a cultural difference here. Absolutely from Georgia.

And I do think when I don't understand something, good or bad, if I don't understand something good or bad, it has something to do with God. It's God or the devil. Either one. Yeah, either one. Either one. I decide. Yeah.

Bro, but she had this one phase. It was like two months where she just decided to tell people that we was together. Wow. It was it was just a bit. Wow. But after but after the bit, it changed the way people looked at me. Because even though even though they knew it wasn't, it was no possible way,

because she's like a really attractive lady. Yeah. But it's no possible way. It still changed the stock of me in general. Sure. That she would make that choice. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, the fact that she chose you

as the fake nerd that she was dating. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Made you alpha nerd amongst the rest of them. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I moved away from gross to women to I'm just cool on it. I'm just cool. I'm not actively disgusted, just not for me.

Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that is way better. I could see somebody else doing it, but it's not me. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And I think once you hit that level, then it's like, it's chill. You're a regular person now.

Yeah. You moving on the end? You know what I'm saying? I don't know what made her do that. You've been moved up one rung in the high school caste system. That's what I'm saying. You're not an untouchable anymore. You're whatever the lower rank of Indian guy is.

Because I was wild annoying in school, too. I had that back. I was wild annoying in in school you were annoying yet cuz you know like I said like you were saying earlier like I was real I was big on some like cuz you know I felt like when I was younger I got ripped I was like bullied a lot so like course so when I got to high school I was like the aggressor like I was I would say a lot of wild stuff to people I was just like I kind of like really you really were on the route to being a reddit

So I realized in like being unlikable. Oh, yes Some cuz getting some reaction is better than being completely ignored I think it's something and it's on some like it's awesome. Like I'm gonna take you for you attack me Right, right. It's like a fake confidence. You trying to cover up some insecurity about yourself. Classic insecure behavior, yes. I was that due to a TV, very unlikable. People in school, the biggest thing I be saying is like, I wanna be successful so then people could be on TV

and watch me on TV and be like, man, I beat that dude up, man. You know what I'm saying? They could be real proud of themselves for that. You were doing it for the community. For sure. But I was very unlikeable in high school. Interesting.

But then when she came around, it flipped, bro. I just became somewhat cool. People start finding me funny. And this is what age did this happen? This had to be. Sophomore year, junior year? I had to be 15. Okay. 15.

No, I probably, at the tail end of 15 15 probably 16. Okay, so probably sophomore junior year Yeah, like beginning of junior. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can nice here, but that's good. That's important. Yeah, man Yeah, interesting being unlike. I guess I'm lucky because we definitely I definitely had a little troll in me Don't get me wrong, but I still I was pretty I Don't know. I did have like the class clown goofy Yeah, I didn't have I never luckily went all the way to the like I Definitely bullied don't get me wrong. Yeah, like I would you know, I'm Which it comes from the same place of being like being bullied a little bit in middle school

Yeah, and then it like I kind of feel bad for these kids because they bullied me and then I re- and then it became so clear I was so good at bullying. Yeah. And I flipped it and it was like, I was like, what the f- I'm letting these fucking little pieces of shit bully me. Yeah. And I just, they couldn't have known and I didn't know that my literal career would go on to be shitting on people.

Like I actually just was insanely talented at that. And so that was my first ever roasting of anyone and I was and I would also like, you know, these were like smaller they were like little nerd I go I went to like both I went to city public schools, but You would test in there was like the way Baltimore worked is it's kind of fucked up because there was really only three good They were like look, yeah This school system sucks dick if we can make three good schools where the smart kids can go to college That's all we're gonna do so my and my mom was huge on fucking you know Education whatever she would like take me to get to she would stay after school for me to get my grades up like and so

I would always get into Like these good schools now we get into one of the like smarter classes So it was like I was going to Baltimore City Public Schools, but they would like it especially middle school, dude They would like cordon us off Yeah like do not put any of these fucking dorks near the like the regular kids essentially because they will get like You know, they'll get fucked up. Yeah, whatever and So it was like these little dorks that bullied me in middle school. And then very quickly, I was like, once I once I realized, like,

I don't need to take shit from these. I could literally fuck these kids up. And I'm funnier than them. That was the beginning of me just being a fucking terror. Yeah. And then I would. And then I bullied a little too, a little a little much. And then the insecurity from like then the desire to get pussy and failing over and over again broke my spirit that I think I wasn't a bully by the end anymore.

Well, you know, some interesting about that, bro. Like, I feel like I had this almost a similar path is to black. You know, when I was in high school, I was like real argumentative. I would like get into a bunch of spats. Sure, sure. Mm-hmm. I would like getting to a bunch of spats Really scared into of course, I think I kind of wanted attention time by then process. That's what that was Yes, but it wasn't into a probably about 26. I said about 25 What I processed that some of the bullying Was my fault was fully deserved was my fault. Was fully deserved. Absolutely. Like I had this idea from middle school

that people would just mess with me for no reason. It's like, oh no, but I was a short fat dude who was talking too much. And I think, and I wasn't a roaster. I would just say wild stuff to people that just wasn't nice. Oh true, interesting. And I think like at that age nobody can process

that emotion other than it's time to donkey call. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So once I realized a lot of stuff was my fault. And when you say wild stuff that's just shitty, you just mean like? I mean, I don't even wanna say it, but like, just like, cruel. Sure, sure, sure.

Unnecessarily cruel things? Yes, that was my bag. Yeah, that was my bag. Just unnecessary. Yeah. Really lame stuff, man. And then I got old and I was like, oh, I was kind of like, a lot of this was my father, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so then now I just be on some like, now I'm like super like, yo, was I triple when I say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm like moved all the way to the other side. Well, that's important. It's important to have a little self-awareness Yeah, for sure, you know and I wonder what that came from as a kid just behaving that way I mean it probably it does start by just the original bullying must have I don't think was your fault

No, and then it starts this cycle of how do I deal with it? Yeah, he's made a bad choice You know, well you you learn that, you know Evil is a poison, man. Yeah. It's an infection. I agree. So somebody get it from somewhere and they infect other people.

And it's your, and it never, you gotta like find a way to subdue it. Yeah. But if you don't, it's gonna, you gonna spill it out on everybody else. Yeah, no, it's true. And it's- I think I would just own it. Yeah, but if you don't it's gonna you gonna spill it out on there. Yeah, no, it's true And it's nothing I was just on that. Yeah, it's fucking yet the a great visual metaphor is the venom suit That's what it's like do you feel fucking powerful calling making fun of somebody who's like, you know Dad died last year when just because they were a

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We don't know when this is coming out to be completely honest with you. Uh, no, I got a plug. I just have fun. I am ready for the last time I was here. I was surprised by this part. You know what's going on. I know what's going on. I'm ready.

I prepared to say something productive. I love it. Let's go. Hey, Stav. How's it going, big fan? Anyways, I just moved to the UK right now to do my master's originally from Canada and from Toronto. And well, essentially, from Canada and from Toronto and well essentially I started sleeping with one of my professors. Nice. She's really cool. I'm having a good time but my issue is not getting the marks I need from her like she's I'm getting horrible grades on my papers from her And I'm just wondering this lady rules I should do I

Just I thought that you know with whatever the fuck we were doing on the side that that would simultaneously like I guess I just believe that I'd be getting great marks and I'm fucking dying in her class, and I just don't know what to do like Not to say that I'd want to blackmail her or anything, but like Fuck, I'm trying to figure it out So any advice would be great I don't know what the move is here

I'm just like I just thought it was implied that I'd be getting great marks in that course, you know where we're Fucking a lot. No Yeah Let me know love you hit the books Yeah, hit the fucking books you want pussy in and a plus Fucking greedy. What what we talked about earlier greed is a disease but yeah you're infected you got a fucking bitch gotta know when you got enough and then I like the word marks yeah he's Canadian

yeah hey bro read the book yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly How about a little extra help instead of sucking me off? How about explain some key concepts? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, first of all, an incredible salute to this woman. This lady fucking rules. She's breaking down. This is a glass ceiling moment where this is usually how a man behaves. Yeah. And I love to see a woman get a little fresh cock and then be like,

well, look, pal, sorry, you didn't you just didn't she rules she fucking rule I love his logic though where he just like he could see repeats it like three times in the That's a great point yeah, this clearly betrays that this man would love to sell good grades for pussy if he ever becomes a professor. Yeah, she rules. What a pro, by the way. Separation of church and state. She's fucking keeping them separated and I love that about her. And yeah, dude, you're a fucking whining, complaining little motherfucker. Just fucking study and get pussy

yeah I don't wanna blackmail her how dare you even bring up blackmailing this thing cuz we know Mandel's absolutely right you do that means you want to if you didn't want to you wouldn't have even said it but it's clear you think you you're owed something and the solution here is there's I don't think I think this woman is such a pro that no matter how good the dick Is she wouldn't give you good grades? But at the same time your options are study That's number one or get so good at fucking that this even like this woman breaks her moral code

But you don't have you don't possess that kind of dick. It's clear. Listen man clear as day It for her separation of church and state man. Yeah. I don't even know if that makes sense what I just said. But I do think in general, I do think in general, I like the idea that he keep going to a house thinking that one day the grades is gonna change. Yeah, yeah.

If you keep fucking. You gotta accept the reality and do some work man. Yeah, you're nothing but a little piece of penis to this lady and unless you fucking earn your keep you're not gonna fuck your way to good grades So stop being greedy and work hard brother. Yeah, yeah fucking this would get on This is what people this is what people think of Canadians right here This wouldn't Americans think of Canadians and you're just showing it to be true I wonder where he go to school. Did he say that he He did not okay. He just moved overseas to get a master's. Yeah somewhere in the UK

So yeah, and it's some so, you know, this lady sounds cool. She's smart probably has a hot accent I mean, he probably going through a lot here in the UK eating all them beans The food is not great plopping the beans on their plate food is not great unless you're in London It's not great plopping the beans on their plate food is not great unless you're in London But yeah, come on man grow up fucking study next question eldest Okay, hi, hi First time calling it so let's see over a year ago, I started taking ozempic. Let's go.

And, because I have type 2 diabetes, and I've lost almost 60 pounds. Wow, she looks so sweet. Which is really cool. And I've been married for two years. We've been together for 10 years now and I love him Turning to were both big thick beautiful people We decided you know that kind of stop eating like asshole notice

We decided, you know, to kind of stop eating like assholes. I know this girl. And to definitely stop. She'll be our first woman. Not exercising. That was the big thing is that we both got, you know, comfortable and lazy here because that's what you do when you fall in love. Plus, you know, like the pandemic, we really gained some weight. So we're doing good.

I feel good about our decision. He does keep joking that he is scared that if I lose enough weight, I'm gonna leave him. And part of me at first was like ha ha hilarious and then part of me kind of got mad because I'm like is that who he thinks I am as a person I don't think he does I think he's just joking but you know we have a pretty awesome sex life you know we're still doing it three times a week, which for a married couple is great. We don't have kids, we just have three dogs. So it's pretty

easy for us to keep the life spark going. And I love him so much. And I guess my question is, how can I continue to show that I love him and I'm not gonna cheat on him or leave him when I lose weight besides just not doing that? And I'm pretty cool in bed. I give really good blow jobs and, you know, there's like some butt stuff and, you know, I'm excited for that every once in a while too.

Sure, get that in the mix. I guess, yeah, like what can I do to prove to him that I'm just not gonna up and leave? This is incredible. Thanks so much. Love your show. Religious listener. Thank you. Bye. Can I say something? Absolutely. I owe this lady an apology man. Yeah. I absolutely thought this was going in the direction of she like I don't

lost weight. I'm about to hit. Yeah. Yeah. And she's saying the opposite. Well that's what's beautiful. On this show we get this quite a bit. We've it's become a bit of a meme on the show where I feel like every four months every three months we get at one of these calls which is a dude who's lost weight and Every time he wants to cheat and this is just such a show like yeah, how much better women are She's lost all this weight and she's not only not thinking about cheating, she's figuring out how to... She wants to make her fat husband comfortable with her getting hotter? Yeah, yeah. It's not enough that you lost weight, you have to worry about this motherfucker?

I was just about to say that. I was like, bro, what makes this so nice is that she worried about something that's not even her fault. No, no. She like, she like, how do I make him feel comfortable? It's like, hey bro, they ain't gonna do with you. Yeah, he's gotta be less insecure. Yeah, he's gotta be less insecure. I mean, it's crazy. You're not doing anything wrong.

And like, you got, he just has, this is his issue to work through. I mean, you can talk to him about it. You can be like, why, you know, don't, I don't want you to feel this way. I love you, whatever. But it's like, if you don't't change anything if you keep behaving the same way You don't really have to go out of your fucking way cuz yeah, and you know this might be his insecurity

He he has to fucking he should talk to somebody about this absolutely and you know it wouldn't hurt him Instead of complaining to just also get healthier she said they're on a weight loss journey together like you know she's zemped up so it's easier to lose weight if he's not but still maybe this is a good it's nice I think the best solution for him would be to just kind of hop on the health journey with you you guys have a great no kids good good, like, you're still like a couple that's like, you know,

he has the time in theory if it's just you and him and he's got a job and some fucking dogs to feed every once in a while. Like, I don't know what's, you know, what's holding him back, but yeah, you're a very sweet person, but this is not, it's not your issue. Yeah, that's all I'm about to say.

I think that the dude gotta handle handle that insecurity on his own man You can't he can't make her responsible for losing weight and looking bad. Yeah Yeah, you gotta be securing themselves. So I think in that situation. She just got to let it play out I think he'll be straight and I also think and this is the cut that most of the time what boils down on the show is like Every time like you have a conversation So it's like he might be doing that weird pathetic like haha Yeah, I mean you get so high you might leave me and she's kind of have to give him like a half-hearted chuckle

Yeah, instead of the half-hearted chuckle be like hey, I've noticed you made that joke a couple times You know one time it maybe you're just joking, but just in case you're not I want you to understand like harder to juggle, be like, hey, I've noticed you made that joke a couple times, you know, one time, maybe you're just joking, but just in case you're not, I want you to understand, like, I would never do that. And you could even be like, she's even a little offended, right? And that's okay to voice that, to be like, not only would I never do that, but it's like, I'm not that kind of person, like, that's not me at all, and I want you to be on the same, I want us to be on the same page this and I'm here to support you whatever and

then you don't mention it ever again and he has to just get it through his thick skull you know the more sinister view is that like would he with somebody who has that insecurity if he loses weight would he try and get pussy elsewhere that's an interesting question but I don't think. I think probably what you're dealing with is some guy who thought he was in a you know, he thought he was in a a Cuz this is the flip this is a little bit of fat phobia too, right thinking almost like she's a like When his wife is fat

She's not the kind of person that could have cheated on him like that that would actually offend me a little bit Because if she's if I'm her I'm like buddy. I could have fucked somebody else fat. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like I could have been when I'm like that's not what stopped me from I would be a little offended there where it's like you think This is why you don't think I you didn't find me valuable enough to cheat before But now that I lost weight, you know, like there's a lot of different readings on this situation but I think ultimately you're probably with a guy who was It's just worried that it sounds like guys had a great relationship and he's worried that Something might upset the awesome situation. He's in And if he's just an insecure guy in general,

he'll glom onto anything. I've definitely felt that way in the past, but I think one little conversation, if he keeps making that joke again, and then let him deal with it and just go about your business. It's not your job. You can't meet him halfway when you're already the one who's lost weight.

You made the best point that I was thinking about too, like him being like, his idea of like, oh, like when she was bigger, like we was chilling. We were both just doing our fat thing. Yes, yes, yes. But now you slimmed out a dynamic off and it's like, hey bruh, like, she probably could have been, if she wanted to do something, she could have. She could have been if she wanted to do something she could she could have and also It's the best thing that I love being being the fat guy with a hot girlfriend One of the best things in the world you know how mad people are how jealous people don't even believe it sometimes They'll be they'll be so mad a fat guys with a hot woman. They will pretend. It's a conspiracy theory Yeah, they'll be like they're not really dating. Yeah, that's not true I enjoy when they find out that I'm also broke

Yeah, that's true that's you yeah recently it's become like yeah They've a lot of people have stopped believing that I can't date women like hot women and now they'll be like well Yeah, he's fucking rich. It's like, okay, but before it just didn't wasn't gonna they they love to they love to deny They love to just not realize that like being a cool person and being a good hang matters so much to women It's crazy. It's like unless you know They think you have to trick women with fucking and and like borderline treat them like dogs Really get the love of a woman is you have to kind of like you know train them as you have to be an alpha not sure really the poison man the poison did the venom suit yeah don't put the venom suit on yeah you might be able to trick a couple insecure women into fucking you but you'll never find they will be worse off you will be worse off and you'll never find an actual connection but good luck out there we believe in you and you know keep up the good work keep keep taking as them keep

yeah we're right on the way yeah I'm about to get my I'm really considering it for real next that would be nice yeah the ozempic diaries do a follow-up episode in the year see yeah yeah hell yeah I could see you really ODing on it I guess you really becoming like going out sharp to with it yeah my favorite weight loss is when somebody got the big head. The huge head. Yes, yes, yes. They look like a fucking Pez dispenser. Yeah. Alright, what else we got here Big Eld?

Hey, Stav, how's it going? Um, quick question for you here. Little, um, dilemma. I am married, uh, I don't have a lot of friends. My wife does. I moved out of state to be with her, so she has friends that she's grown up with. I don't. Can't really make friends at work.

They all suck. So she has girlfriends and then they have boyfriends. I try to get close to then they have boyfriends are target quote some of the boyfriends one of a lot about it really clicked with uh... we uh... we all hang out at the group i think we get along you know we like football we like beer and drink and i think that's a pretty cool guy

uh... the thing is that i i i tried to him up. I've tried to hang out with him. I've tried to kind of be in his circle. He's from here, so he has a group of guy friends already that he hangs with. He doesn't invite me to hang out with his bros. He doesn't, you know, he is just when we are together with the wives and, and girlfriends and stuff. Yeah. What do I do here? Do I keep trying to hang out with this, this guy? Do I let it go and just find my own friends? I mean, I'm gonna, I can't really like, you know, tell the guy off and be like, hey, I'm trying to be your friend, you know, fucking be my friend. But trying to figure out what to do.

Let me know. Yeah. I'm going to be honest with you, bro. I think this cat alien. And humans, the guy calling or calling. Yeah, I'm trying to bro him up. He never had let me hang out with his bro. You undercover cop. Yeah, I'm trying to bro him up Yeah, I mean what's going on here it's very simple buddy Yeah The way you think all your work friends suck

But there's probably one guy you have lunch with cuz no one else is around because he's the best of the guys you don't really like That's what you are in the girlfriend play date situation when four girlfriends get together you him and two other guys he probably thinks the other two guys fucking suck dick and you're okay and he doesn't mind talking you doesn't even dislike you he probably has kind of like lightly positive feelings towards you But he does not like you anywhere near his he likes his voice right you are a The equivalent of a work friend you're a girlfriend's boyfriend friend and that happens we've all been there I in my you know other times when I've when I've been dating somebody and like

They we go to like one of their friends parties and it's just a bunch of fucking doofuses and there's one guy That's like alright. I could talk about the ravage with this guy for a half hour Yeah, and I won't want to fucking blow my brains out But I'm never fucking inviting him over to hang one-on-one You know that just happens in life man And right now you're sounding like the next you're sounding like a friend in cell right now you're like this guy owes me friendship this guy I've been nice to him when we've had brunch and he doesn't even want to drink beer with me but I like beer and he told me he likes beer too and so it's like

you don't want to be that guy man you just have to understand this for what it is did they say they moved to a new city or something? What, why he don't have friends? So that explains it a little bit, where this guy's desperate, right? We've also been there. But this is the, like, it's like, the analogy of an incel is so true here, because he's friend-starved, the way an incel's pussy-starved,

and there's a desire, you really need friends so bad that here's the other thing you might not even in a separate situation This guy might not even be that great But you just need it a friend so so bad that you're Blomming on to the one guy you made an even sort of connection with and I think you gotta make your intentions pure man I think you gotta be like up top like I feel like if he went and was like Hey, I just moved to this city Trying to make some homies whatever I think that you can He might consider that a little bit more cuz I think a part of this too

Is that this dude probably just don't think about him like sure like this is my girlfriends Totally we each have our own lives. I'm kind of happy to see him at the barbecue But I'm never gonna fucking chill with him outside. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it might not be attention He might just blabber. This is just some dope totally I think if you want to really you might need to at least just try to ask and if not, man It's plenty of people like your football team. I've got to the bar Wait, yeah, watch your game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you'll make some buddies man. Yeah to the bar, watchin' y'all games, you make some buddies man. Yeah that's the other thing, he didn't really, you didn't describe a lot of esoteric interests.

You said football, beer and drinking. I got great news pal, there's a lot of fucking guys that like that. Go to a fucking gamble, go fucking gamble somewhere, go to fucking, go to, if your town has a bar stool bar, go there. You'll find a lot of guys like football, beer, and drinking. Yeah, dude, and I think you're right, man, the word's like, yeah, be like, hey man, just moved here, whatever. Yeah, if there's ever something,

but you also have to really slow play it. You can't come off needy, and by the way, if your girlfriends are both, are both like, if they're truly friends, they're gonna see each other a bunch, don't, just slow play. Think of this as the back, he's a back burner friend. Nail a lot of positive interactions with this guy.

Make it so that he does, you can creep. Again, think of, this is the rare time where we're using the analogy of courtship. Think of it as you're his, again, I'll go back to the work friend analogy, try and become this guy's work husband essentially. Try and be the best guy. Try and be the guy who's, who's a, you know, a little respite from how lame the other boyfriends are every time you guys are all hanging out. Really show what you have to offer in the friendship department over time but don't rush this and absolutely try and find other friends. This guy isn't going to, this guy isn't going to save you, he's not going to airlift you out of having no

social circle. What you want is to be plugged into his shit. That's not gonna happen. See him as a long term friend project and keep looking for other friends. And if I can give him two things. Please, yes. I think you made the best point. Start with the value proposition, man. You got a great grill, you got a motorcycle.

Right, what you bringing to his life. Yeah, you're not that cool otherwise. Yeah, and then I think also too, it's okay to make some friends outside of your wife's Friends boyfriend, you know, I'm saying I think he is plenty of homies in the sea. Mm-hmm Find some common ground. Yeah with somebody just you know explore a little bit Yeah, I think I think he he limited himself and where he where he fishing it. I agree with that Yeah, I think I think he could try casting a wider net too by putting together like hey, the girls are going out on Sunday

I'm having some guys over having all the boyfriends over to watch a game. The girls are gonna be out Friday We're gonna do a poker night Try to entice him with that. That's like there's gonna be other people I would that guy want to fucking do that though because it's because that's a setting where you can kind of like come and go as You please you don't feel obligated to say the one on one. Yeah, you have more Friends to do that. That's part of the issue. He can't host an event I don't know. He said he said they got like four couples in the mix. It's like try inviting those guys. Oh hold on You would want to hang out with your wife's He said they got like four couples in the mix. It's like try inviting those guys over. Hold on. You would want to hang out with your wife's girlfriend's friends solo?

Maybe if it's something low impact like that. I've hung out with them enough time in the couple setting. And it's like, all right. That's also another good example. Let me feel these guys out a little. You've also been with your girls so long That you do know these guys over time kind of what we're telling this guy to do You wouldn't have done that the first year of dating or the second year that you know what I mean

Yeah, maybe I don't know I think that's just that just an idea for like don't zero in so hard on this one guy cuz that's like no That's like chase one. That's a good point That's what good point. That's what I'm saying. If you want to get him in the fold, you have to offer something or create a low-impact hang that you can invite him to. And maybe you can invite him enough times where eventually if you guys are boys enough

in these situations, you'll be like, you know what, it does sound fun to go to the monster truck rally or whatever the fuck it is, which actually does sound pretty sick. But I do agree. I do agree with you. We're we're like, I agree with you. We were like, hey, bro, if you. The poker is the poker night is I want to play poker, right? So I might come mess with you on poker just because. Right.

The event that you presented to me. Yeah. And so I feel like that's a better option being like, I got cool things. There's something to do at every second. Yeah. And poker is so like, you can feel yourself being around dudes and you really truly need to barely talk like if you don't want to. Right, right, right.

That's, yeah. No, you're right. I guess I'm only a little skeptical because where is he going to find the dudes for that? But that's also a good goal is to be able to host a poker night Pick the one good guy from your office You find some guy to but like this is your chance to create a group of friends at a low impact in a low And that's also a chance to be like hey if you want bring one of your buddies. Yeah, bring whoever yeah bring whoever Yeah, we're gonna fucking grill some steaks and play poker. Yeah. You're right.

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but the no sucking balls is a big one to like I Can fuck the starfish? It's just like you gotta do it. You know, I don't know what to do. Oh, man. Charlie, he's talking about it. He's just like. Not like it doesn't work. He doesn't like, you know, doing certain things.

And I'm struggling. My ex was a freak and maybe I'm holding on to that too much uh... but she was also not very loyal we could say but yeah that's it thank you let me know

not very loyal you could say wow this guy sounds like he's fucking writing uh... press reports for fucking the IDF. Okay, so look, that is tough, going from a freak to somebody that barely does anything. I empathize a little bit here. Sucking balls is hysterical, because also a suck, I don't know about you fellas, suck doesn't feel good to me. It can feel painful. The hard impact, maybe that

guy's into this though. The like, you know what I mean? I think, I think he means, you know, when you say sucking dick, you don't mean just full on suck. You mean getting your dick with a little like. Yeah, but that's a little more general thing. Sucking balls, I feel like, is an actual specific. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean. What I'm trying to figure out is. Yeah.

So, okay. So then, why is this so like? Yeah, yeah. He's so upset about this. I think, I think probably because he just got off of a situation where the sex was really good and obviously other things were left to be desired, i.e. his girlfriend not getting, his girlfriend wouldn't stop fucking other guys. Which I think if you

had to pick one or the other I would probably pick bad at sex and doesn't fuck other guys behind my back but that's also you know that's also a false equivalency because I think not all hoes are good at sex and not all loyal women are prudes right and look if you've already talked about it, if you're not on the same wavelength sexually, unfortunately, that might be a deal breaker. What's the rest of the relationship like? Is she great? Is she awesome in every other way?

Has she shown any, you know, openness to exploring more? Is this your fault? Are you not doing what you need to do to get her excited about fucking? Are you the kind of guy who's like begging for pussy when she's busy and she's like, alright, you can fuck me real quick, whatever. Uh, are you creating a romantic, erotic environment? Are you going out of your way to help her with stuff? What's the foreplay like? Are you eating pu- You wanted to suck dick like a freak, are you eating out of your way to help her with stuff what's the foreplay like are you eating put you want to suck big like a freak are you eating pussy to your maximum abilities you know what I mean like let's think about all this right and if you think

you've maxed out every reason why she's not behaving in a freaky manner and you just aren't on the same page that might be a deal breaker honestly at the end of the day I think you gotta count his blessings man Your last shot it was doing you dirty This is a God-fearing countryman right here This is the difference between a coastal a coastal elite and a God-fearing man from Georgia I say go

for the fruit find the freak that's also loyal yeah I'm definitely a coastal elite ball from Baltimore and I live in Astoria I guess I guess what I mean is a mid-atlantic a fucking a sex pervert from the mid-atlantic is really how I would describe myself but yeah dude I mean of the day, if you don't click sexually, that can be a deal breaker. For me, what can I say? We see things differently, man. What can I say? Fair enough. Hit us with another one else. Let's do a couple more here. So, I've been really interested in getting into the idea of

threesome and I more so want to fuck the girlfriends in like an established couple and less want to fuck the men but I don't really know if there's a way to proposition this without being hurtful proposition this without being hurtful and I was wondering if you had any advice thanks interesting watch on this date the ladies I think there's probably something she wants to essentially cuck the man while he's there is that what you're saying cuck feels extreme for the tone I'm picking up I don't think so at all cuz she's because you're right. She was like she's talking about it in the context of a threesome. So she wants the guy sort of involved, but she doesn't want to fuck the guy.

But does she want the girl to like fuck the guy while she's there? I don't get it. Or does she want the guy to watch her fuck his girlfriend? That's how I'm that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, I don't it seem it seemed like she want to be with women who got a boyfriend right yeah So somebody boyfriend hurt the lady having a boyfriend is attractive exactly that that adds a little something to it for her But who knows maybe she also likes the thought of being in there while like the couple is fucking too sure sure so so maybe a mix A little voyeuristic plus a little cucking

Yeah, light. You know she wants to be the The bull in this scenario. Yeah, and here's the thing It is a finer needle to thread than a regular threesome But I think there's probably guys out there that would be down for this. I can say personally, I don't mind the idea of a woman watching me fuck a girl. I think that's awesome. Now would I like to also fuck the other girl if she's there? Yeah, in a perfect world.

But if she's, if I'm fucking a hot girl and a different hot girl's like sucking on her titties and then she fucks her, am I gonna really complain about that? Probably not. But there's a very, the amount of people that are gonna be in that, it's a small group I would say. I'm about to say, I think because she is a lady talking about a lady in her book,

I think this is not a hard conversation for her to have yeah I agree like I think you could present this to people you can present this at a bar yeah I think people would and even if they're saying no if a hot one if I'm there so with my girlfriend and a hot girls like I want to fuck your girlfriend while you watch and I'm not into it I'd be like on some of it be flattered you know on some level I'd even I would think about it. I'd be like on some of them be flattered. You know on some level I'd even I would think about it. There's like Thanks, but we're good. Yeah, it's not like a guy coming up to me like I want to fuck your girl Then I have to fuck him up. You know

More realistically try and fuck him up and get my ass kicked, but either way I would have it would piss me off I don't think that her approaching this conversation, nobody's gonna walk away like, I'm about to hit that girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And let's also think, you said you're more into the idea of fucking the girl. Would you give the guy a little,

I mean, just a little something to prime the pump. I think, you know, I think you're already close to the guy above the fucking guy about suck his dick for a little bit and then fuck his wife is that so much to ask he's letting you fuck his wife I mean I think that's a fair trade you have to suck him off that long you even let him have to feed him have to fuck you baby suck him off I think you're I think you're totally in the clear I think if a girl did you're totally in the clear. I Think if a girl did fuck if somebody did that proposition and she was like if we started it, hey, can I fuck your wife?

I'm like, you know, that's all right. She's like, all right, how about this? I'll suck your dick a little bit I'll be like you're not go sister. You got a deal Put her there We'll see you in room 428. Here's the extra key. It's a contract negotiation. Everyone has to give up a little something. That's exactly right. The mark of a good compromise is

nobody's happy. I just like that this is happening like shark tank. I would like to present to you. You sitting there with a suit on. Hmm, interesting. I'm willing to offer you $45 for a.1% stake in your pussy. All right, so good luck out there But I think I think you're you know just be prepared for a little rejection from time to time

But if you pick some freaks who are into threesomes And you try and negotiate them down to I fuck your girl while you jack off in them Yeah, I think some people might be into it because of homophobia way more people will be into it then then a guy fuck like I still even though I know and it is homophobic sometimes I think I would let my girl fuck a woman because I think it's hot because I'm stupid even though you know it's probably a huge mistake they could cost me a prolete but I think I find that said what do you want from me? I'm a fucking idiot and that sounds cool to me Alright, what do we got another just do another one here eldest? Yeah

This kind of a longer one, but we could wrap it We have a couple of really short short ones after this if we don't like alright if we don't like this one Howdy stoppy my name is Chris. I'm from Virginia I've had some questions related to some best friend drama here. Uh oh. I've been best friends with this guy for 10 years, best friends from high school. Basically, his girlfriend won't let him hang out with me anymore. A little context there, you know, around December time, we got a little bit of a couple roads. So Deep had a little bit

of a double couple action, a little bit of a couple roads those deep had a little bit of a Double couple action a little for some situation happen him and his girlfriend and me and my girlfriend And it wasn't too crazy But the issue was I guess after that is I continued to one-on-one sleep with his girlfriend what which I could see would be a problem This can't be real. Confusing than that. But now I haven't talked to this guy since January. It's been October now. I finally pulled the crazy girlfriend who showed up to his location on his phone and just confronted him about it.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Am I getting this right? Yes. Let's just make sure I'm understanding this because if I'm understanding it, this is insane Him so the our caller and his ex-girlfriend Had a foursome with the guy I'm so okay. The question he said is my best friend's girlfriend will let me hang out with him anymore yeah, and our caller and this, our caller and his girlfriend and the couple he's calling about all had a foursome. Yeah.

The caller fucked the girl. He says isn't letting him see his friend anymore. Yeah. They fucked one on one for a bit. He fucked his best friend's girlfriend one on one for a while. And now and that's the in this guy is the one who is confronting his friend about why he's not hanging out with him. Yes, that's what I'm to believe here.

And then I'd like the idea that he think is the girlfriend keeping him away. And I'm sure he's saying there's more context. Maybe they're in some kind of poly thing. What it's like, dude, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, yeah. You fuck, no matter how open and cool they are, you fucked your friend's girl one-on-one for a little bit afterwards.

Unless he's like being like, unless he's a turbo cuck who loves that shit, that's weird on its own, but whatever. If that's what you guys are into, that's what you're in. And you have very clear communication but you're a fucking lunatic so far so anyway I just want to make sure I got this right because it was I was like what the fuck is he talking about so okay we have all that he's basically not seen the guy since January since this was in October

okay like what showed up to pulled up to this guy's work, I guess. Insanity. ...location on his phone and just confronted him about it and pulled up to him at a zero subs with his family. His family was happy to see me and he was fine too. We kept the talk and basically he said, yeah, I just haven't been able to talk to you. My girlfriend doesn't like me hanging out with you. She thinks you're a bad influence.

The girl he fucked. She's worried that if I hang out with you, I'm gonna cheat on her is what he said So which is crazy But you know we have gotten up to a couple you know a Couple problems here and there but everything You know and that you know there was that one situation, but I feel like Are you fucking kidding me that one situation What the fuck I mean this is insane

Yeah, this is the most gaslit call this guy even believes in himself He's talking about it like he fucking forgot though He was house-sitting and he forgot to change the kitty litter and smell like cat shit when he came back That's what he's talking about fucking his girlfriend for a couple months Okay, keep going. I mean I'm losing my mind No, no, I'm trying to get out of that before I make my yeah, of course Let's finish up, but I just this this guy is We have to fact check him at every fucking angle keep going

Sleeping with your girlfriend if we got past that how is there another boundary that's worse than that in my mind the worst boundary Do you need sleeping with your girlfriend? girlfriend but yeah she tracks him on everything, she has his iPad so she can see everything he has on his iPhone, she has his logins through social media, has his Life360 and they're moving together. I try to reach out to her, you know, to like apologize I guess, I don't know but she just won't have it So I don't know where to go from here because it's I got him on like a fake snapchat I mean you snapchat and fucking four years with an adult and now I gotta talk to him like we're having an affair already So it's like what's the difference? Yeah, I just want my best friend back but you fuck his girlfriend

Being controlled by this girl. Who you fucked He doesn't really like that much but he has this problem where if he thinks he's gonna break up with somebody, he freaks out, because he doesn't think he's ever gonna find love again, but I don't know if this is even love, so yeah. But I just want my best friend back. I just didn't know if you had any advice for that.

There's a lot more context, but that'd take a couple hours. Yeah, okay. There's no context. Yeah, no, I appreciate any that'd take a couple of hours. Yeah. Okay. There's no, you know, I appreciate any advice you can give me, man. That's my buddy. Uh, look at your, bye bye, bud. All right. This is insane. Go ahead, man. Go ahead. I got two things. Please. I think the first thing that this dude, I think that this lady might like this dude.

Very possible. I think the girlfriend is trying to keep this dude as far away from them because I think she liked being involved with him. That's very possible or. But I got to caveat too. My second thing is, I think also his homie is not over the fact.

Of course not! That he did something with his girl. Of course, and here's the other thing. And so I think he put, yes he put the blame on the girlfriend. Sure. I think he in general don't want to be friends with this dude no more. Yeah. Because he know what happened between you and his girl.

Of course, of course. You know what I'm saying? Here's the, here's truly what's going on here. Your friend is a coward. The way you think a woman is running his life and he's not standing up for himself in those relationships, he's absolutely doing the same with you. You fucked his girl, man.

You wanna know how to get your friend back? It's, oh, you committed a truly, like, that's an unforgivable sin. That's it, dude. He's still with her. He whatever you want to say He chose her over you they you fucked this girl and and they were still together And yet you think they shouldn't be together because you want to hang out with him You want to clear your conscience you fucked your life up and maybe their life up too. You're a fucking piece of shit

You're a selfish piece of shit. You're a selfish piece of shit. Whatever context there is, it's the mental gymnastics. The context you claim, I already know it. It's some bullshit that you've convinced yourself you're in the right. You're a fucking dickhead. There's no, and listen, call in. I'd love to actually talk to you.

I'd love to call on a live call and get to the bottom of this. You fucked up you should now again Unless we said there's some kind of turbo cuck situation, but that's not what's going on here You're incredibly selfish you committed a very selfish act and you want your life to go back to what it was It's never gonna go back to what it was. Yeah, he I think it's two things I think the couple in like you said in tandem wants to get rid of him Two things I think the couple and like you said in tandem wants to get rid of him

So he's a part of their past and he won't do homeboy to get rid of the girl So the girls apart of course, yeah It order for any of these three people to work Somebody has to leave and they don't exist no more and the real answer is this guy should leave both of you behind You're both pieces of shit. She fucked you you fucked her and think you're entitled to something and now you're trying to make her the villain You're a dickhead. Yeah, I feel bad for this guy, but he's also so he's clearly a pussy He's clearly fought a coward who doesn't want to stir the pot with either one You think he really was happy to see you? You think this woman like he's's just, he hates confrontation.

And you've taken advantage of that your whole relationship. You probably miss having a Stevie, he's probably your Stevie and you think you're Kenny Powers. Guess what? You're both Stevie. You're not, you're Stevie, he's just a little sadder than you. You're not a cool guy, you're a fucking asshole. You fucked your best friend's girl and now you're sad. He's got like a very cold like serial killer gaslighting logic. Yeah, dude. We move past the whole I fucked your girlfriend thing Why can't we hang out? You move past it. Do you really think he's past it? No, you're yeah, I honestly I hate you I think you're a fucking asshole because here's the thing you weren't even honest with us. Yeah, you weren't even like dude

I made the biggest fucking mistake of my life. I'm an idiot. I fucked my best friend's girl and I'm so desperately trying to like make up for it. Yeah, I don't know what I can do. I'm racked with guilt He doesn't even sound guilty. You're right. I'll just like we move past it You shouldn't have moved past it. I feel bad. I would never move past absolutely I feel bad because I hate that he think that he can't find love again I think he think that he got a stick with a lady. Yeah Yeah, and here's all we're this is

Classic the most unreliable narrator of all time so we don't even know what happened. Yeah, many claims. There's more context I'm very dubious about the context he claims there is And the context is probably shit he People like this will force like non confrontational people to agree to things that they don't actually believe so it's like you know he thinks the world Works like you know well technically he said it was okay after he like badgered him about it or something Life isn't like law like a court of law It's no technicalities so based on emotions and how you actually treated people you have to start fucking understanding that and honestly you don't deserve Your if you fuck this guy's

Girlfriend even if it was in some messy. Oh, I I Pressured them into a fucking force like I'd love to know whose idea the foursome was now was it your friend's idea and he opened Pandora's box and And then maybe you and his girlfriend pressured him into pretend like if you did that behind his back in any way, I don't need any more context. Yeah. None whatsoever. Whatever.

And he got to accept that if your friend really wanna be your friend, he'll help you. Like showing up to his, his waist showed up to his job or something. Yeah. Yeah, all of that is like, hey man, if this dude wanna be homies with you, he'll reach out to you.

Yeah, yeah. If the relationship supposed to be there, he'll be there, but you can't force something after you done did something wrong to somebody. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You have to pay for your sins. Yeah, accept your consequences. Yeah, exactly, accept your consequences.

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You seem like a guy that is confident and honestly you've taught me so much ever since BSW solves your problem days. About being a fat little rascal. Myself about being confident and there's a market for people like us. Being a fun hang easy things like that

But now I'm trying to go to the next level I guess How do you love yourself? How do you become more confident? as a fat little rascal and And you know, it's it's just something that I've been struggling with all right love you bye I want another answer this to me well I mean that's not true come on you're doing great buddy you're you're doing a great job of it you're you you actually are a great example of finding your thing and finding your zone.

And I would say, one thing to tell our friend here, and other people who are in the plus size community and especially non-pussy getting fat guys, like first of all, don't think of it as a market. We're not products. You're a fucking guy, right? And by the way, my thing is I'm the fucking best hang in the world I'm awesome to hang out with and I'm

You know, I'm good at riffing making you feel comfortable. I'm curious about people like I have certain skills But also that doesn't have to be you The reality is you find who you are the I what to take away from it Is that no matter who you are no no matter how you look, no matter how you behave, there are a significant amount of people in the world that want that kind of person in their life. That's the lesson, man, is to realize, yeah, maybe I'm not for everyone,

maybe the way the world works, the majority of people aren't interested in hanging out with me or fucking me, right? But more people in the world wanna fuck you than you could ever fuck. Even if you're a fuck, no matter who you are. And that goes double if you take little steps to improve yourself, just to make yourself feel better.

That number will go up. And so that's the real lesson, dude, is realizing that you don't have to be something else. Don't try and be who I am. Don't try and be who Mandel, you know what I mean? Don't, don't, and be something else you have to don't try and be who i am don't try to be who mandel you mean don't don't and look you can take uh... the uh... you can be inspired by in

and incorporate certain parts of the things that we do maybe some fashion sense maybe go on to mode you've been a great you've been that sort of your version to sort of your spin on what i do i got my thing right right? I come from the East Coast. I like fat guys and Hawaiians and tracksuits. You got your 60 year old cousins coming in with the Kangols, you know what I'm saying?

You're crushing it. And it's like, find your version of what you feel comfortable in, who you want to be, and then go out and figure out who you want to be who you are and then figure out What the better version of yourself is not of somebody else don't mold yourself into somebody else Mold yourself into the best version of you and then you go out and find the people that would like that and they're out there bro, so Don't worry about

You know we all go through that right not feeling good about yourself. No matter who you are You know we all go through that right not feeling good about yourself. No matter who you are Everybody feels that way as long as you're just more often than not trying to be Better and trying to be true to who you are. That's the secret dude. I mean I feel that I've gotten more secure in myself every year by just Figuring out what I actually like and not trying to, you know, fit into people's expectations and just being more and more me. And that's all it is, dude.

So don't get caught up in like having to recreate any kind of archetype. Figure out who you are and then go for that. And if you're not, if you don't have to be like a fucking big fat party animal life for the party guy You can be whoever you want. It's fun to be that guy I like it But if that's not you don't stress over that figure out who you are and then be the best version of you No matter what it is. I think that was phenomenal advice, bro They and I want I want to add one thing too

I do think that I do think that I I think you just gotta be kind to yourself, man. Absolutely. And I think that you gotta practice kindness on others to develop it within, you know. That's how people was mean to you. Kindness is huge, kindness is absolutely huge. You do, you, just how people was mean to you and you start to feel bad about yourself,

I think you gotta practice being kind to others and it'll come onto yourself as well. And also, just really dive into the things that you like and accept the people who also like those things. That's who you are, yes. Those are your contemporaries. And don't worry about the people who don't, you know. If you like hot wheels or whatever,

you gonna have to get the hot wheels shoddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And that's what it is. But the good news is there are that there's more than ever I feel like women who are into these weird like the internet has showed us yeah, there's a ton of like and it goes back to the the The perpetual example is the anime kids growing up. Yeah, I mean like they were better off

Because they had their own little fucking getting on and now the whole world is it loves Anyway, which is crazy, but they're there those guys are those guys are really feasting right now But let's comply that to anything though absolutely no That's what I'm saying is like that's that's like whatever it is be that and the kindest thing is a huge note It's something. I think we should start hitting on the show is like It's never a mistake to be a little kinder than you think you need to be. You will never regret that. You will never regret being nicer to someone,

you will never regret tipping a little more than you have to or whatever. You will never regret just helping somebody out just a little more, right? If you have the time or the money or the resources or whatever, it's always, when in doubt, be a little kinder, you will be shocked how much that improves your life. Shocked.

It does, also, because in that moment, no matter what happens, you can always rely on being like, hey, at least I'm a good person. Totally. And that's the thing that matters the most, bro. Yeah. And I think things are fleeting, like you can lose a game way, or have more money, or less money.

But if you're just a solid individual, I feel like that that that kind of sticks with you and makes you feel good about yourself. And that that's the key to everything. It's like, like, that's something I think about. You know, my shit's been going really good the last couple of years, but it doesn't change who you actually are. And like success, all this as cliche as it is, even if you start, you know, having

a bunch of shit go your way That doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna feel great about yourself. It's a fundamental it's a fundamental thing about you having to actually work on it and It will help it will help everything is kind of the point I'm making so go out there find yourself find you know find the find the gals that are into the guys that You are and they're out there and then just you know Little by little my friend and the remember life does suck and it's hard Yeah, so it's like find the little joys where you can but you're doing great and be good exactly kind to yourself

Give yourself a little space. Sometimes you're gonna feel like shit. That's okay. Everybody has those days But we believe in you Call back when shit's going good or bad if we were wrong and we gave you work bad advice so we can change what we say I think that's gonna do it for us today. Man. Oh, thank you, brother. Thank you for having Come back whenever you're whenever in New York or maybe we'll have you on another LA episode if you move out absolutely And we will talk to you guys next time bye bye My car needed repairs But I could only pay for half of them.

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