Stavvy's World - #117 - Are You Garbage?

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Our dear friends Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? are back on the pod to discuss Foley's destination wedding, the time Kevin's life flashed before his eyes, cheesesteak preferences, egg roll fusions, Chinese food, and much more. Kevin, Foley and Stav help callers including a woman who's wondering if she should give up on Florida and move back to Philly, and a man annoyed by his wife's flushing habits. Watch Are You Garbage's special Route 66 on their Youtube!! https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage   Find exactly what you're booking for on Booking.com! https://www.booking.com/  Head to https://ridge.com/ and use code STAVVY to get 10% off. Go to https://helixsleep.com/stavvy for 27% off sitewide (excusive to our listeners). Visit https://hexclad.com/stavvy for 10% off your order. Visit https://www.thuma.co/stavvy to receive 10% off your first bed purchase. See the Are You Garbage? boys live and follow them on social media: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows www.youtube.com/@areyougarbage https://www.instagram.com/areyougarbage/ https://www.tiktok.com/@areyougarbage   https://twitter.com/areyougarbage 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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BitMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hoppa! Welcome everybody to Stavisworld. 80... 904-800-STOP. Call in, we'll solve your problems. I really should, yeah4 right I've never heard of 1-800 number that has an area code 904 800 stuff okay uh-huh I should get a producer hat that has the number on my head usually have it on the screen but yes have we done hundreds of episodes three most important phone number in your life memorized somewhere up there it's like four of the digits are

mine and the others 800 744 stop to dod225, Colin. What numbers do you have memorized? I have a number that doesn't exist anymore. Wings the ghost. Yeah. I probably used to have like the local Domino's. I had Domino's and pizza.

Yeah, Domino's was 2158606425, something like that. Do you know, do you know, does your mom's number memorized? know have your mom's number memorized? I have my mom's number. Yes. Yeah, of course because it was from before because we're old enough there landline We're talking or cell phone as well. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There was a time for like Probably like the first I don't know three years that I had a flick a flip phone Mm-hmm. This is like maybe like 2005 2006. I didn't put any numbers on my phone. Wow. I was that paranoid I just remembered everybody paranoid. Yeah, you thought they were tracking. I don't know why I just didn't put any numbers on my phone

Case I lost it paranoid. Yeah, I mean this is when you were Government to know I called my mom for money. Yeah. Yeah, this is cocaine and hookers or what are we talking? I mean there was Is that what you were afraid of in the general season? What were you? Yeah, what what are we talking? I mean there was is that what you were afraid of the general season What were you? Yeah? Well, but what are you paranoid about? I don't know. I just never wanted to put numbers in my phone I just always wanted to keep it clean. So I memorized everybody's number. I respect that though Yeah, because you were basically treating it like a landline You know like a burner. Yes, I ever had a ditch it. Yeah, what you have a book of numbers Everything was up here to shake a tail in Chinatown

Was there ever what was the most miss like what was the most you felt like you were in trouble Did you ever feel like you had to like leave or do you ever like did you ever have you know what I'm saying? No, was there ever any I worry. Yeah, there was there was times I thought they were coming through the coming up the steps through the door But it was fabrication you were imagining it complete imagination So you were never really in much trouble. You never got yourself a user. He's not moving away Yeah, I don't know owed money. You never had any other you know nobody I was looking to hurt me or anything like that nice So was a gentleman's agreement a couple of friends. took advantage of yeah they knew where to find me yeah yeah no feelings um I have yeah I just have like basically my mom my dad my landline I

have eldest's number memorized actually because he also it's like we got so you know we had in the flip phone era, you've had the same number since we were kids, right? Sure. So like when you were still like dialing that from your house or whatever, you had to know that. Yeah, yeah. Or just like in the like literal Motorola Razor era.

Yeah, yeah. I have that same, my same group of high school friends I can still rattle off most of themselves. Yeah, so, but yeah, nothing, you know, nothing, nothing other than that nothing crazy Yeah, I'm about to say brother mom I Could tell you the number for pudges in Bluebell. We have cheese take place. I can rattle that off What's the order? What'd you get on the cheesesteak? What would I do in it cheese? I'm a cheesesteak hoagie man

Thanks for asking stop you of course and thanks for having us by the way Are you garbage boys are back We had to start talking about Lee know hoagies drugs phone numbers And you know think yeah, and you guys let's let's plug stuff and then we'll get into the cheesesteak discussion, okay I'm so you have this but you, you know, we got the Garbage Boys here. They have a coming out. But most of the people is this.

It will already be. I will have a link to it. If you're listening to this on release day, they have a tour special. Yeah, special. Yes. Something different, something new. So we did nine shows. Stand up. Nice, beautiful spin on it boy. Just Kevin and I walking around

Yardfield. Trying to gary V people out of money. Is this a steak? No it's the broth you make with the bone in the middle of the steak. They fucking boiling it up you're getting a delicious beautiful flavor. It's a it's It's the fall of stand up. So we did. We did Route 66 straight through on a bus from Chicago to L.A. thing. It was like a pretty good number. I think like 12

shows and 12 days, nine shows in 12 days. And we shot kind of like a special in each one because at the end of the a YG shows we do We play a YG with the crowd and I get to ask their questions So it's like, you know a little bit from each city and then a lot of like the bus antics and stuff like that We stop at like the Oklahoma State Fair and we go to a fucking I bar It's like the real true American dirtbag road trip. We tried to try to capture that's I love that I mean, I'm pumped because we are we're essentially doing that Ha beat him to it, but a lot, you know, maybe four times the dates, you know For two months not too

Three city tour. What about it? They were the twin cities too. It's just in Manhattan. It's Staten Island. It's Newark. To the Upper West Side. The village.

Bananas. Stopped at Harlem. Went to Sylvia's. No, so yeah, it's on our YouTube channel Um, it's premiering February 25th, you know, go check it out It's a lot of fun. Yeah. Okay, and so let's, what was the best

Let's, since we started Hoagie Style What's the best bite of the tour? Whoa! Great question! Best bite of the tour, boys! Brought to you by Domino's Avoid the Noid, everybody I'm annoyed That's by the tour boys brought to you by Domino's Wow best bite of the tour now you're using that 66 superfluously We mean you don't mean actual like the best food that we have on the tour I mean, what's the best nugget from the no?

literal You're being real smart like what's the best bite from the- No he means food. I mean food. You mean like, I'm about to throw to a clip of your fucking YouTube special? Hit me, Elden, hit me. Foley, so I hear you're a fat piece of shit. I hear Tom Cassidy was caught with a prostitute in Oklahoma.

Let's check it out. More than ten. Fuck out of my face, man. Tom Cassidy was caught with a prostitute Oklahoma. Let's check it out That was real sharp thanks, man. There's a lot of good food shot to professor pizza Off with that that was that was fantastic run of a night We went to the nice pie. Hey, he treats the comics right. The Big Texan Steakhouse in Amarillo, Texas. That's a good, they do, we didn't do it, but they have like a 72 ounce plus like a, it's like one of those challenges. So you didn't do it. Nah, dude, it's a lot. 72 ounces. We filmed this kid doing it and he was there. Who? Just a guy? Just a guy. Just a a guy just a random guy who looked like us. Yeah

You're fully for this we talked to him after he shot me from the back and you like reshot fully eating a couple bites Just tight close-ups of foliage face like Foley did it from the guy the guy raising his hands from the bag about such dramatic renege Now it's funny cuz I we saw him doing it and he got up there and I'm like I wonder like who he's here with like like I was just yeah, I was fascinated big guy by the guy I mean, he's my force your brother. He's my Bruce Jenner You're gonna transition into him And then we talked to him after and he's like, yeah, I'm on vacation by himself by himself He's like I'm doing this and then tomorrow I'm driving to New Mexico and I'm going on a hot air balloon balloon the wildest vacay dude he's talking about living your okay he threw up in public and then went on air balloon that's what he did with his

vacation he was cool as shit so this is a guy who's I'm gonna guess five nine four hundred forty pounds he wasn't that big he wasn't that he was bigger he was between I he was people you know he was a gentleman's 290 Gentlemen's 290 He walked like 250 Respect nice guy good guy good guys gonna funny then like I think it was in Albuquerque was like the next night We were in Amarillo, Texas and Albuquerque and he's like, I'm going to Albuquerque tomorrow. We're there the same day. There's this huge Hot air balloon festival there like once a year. This is the most whimsical fat guy of all time.

He's like, I like huge cuts of meat. And I like riding, I like overlooking a sunset. Beautiful sunset. Slow moving vehicles. Hot air balloon, crazy. Solo. Talk about, I would never. Where was he from?

I'm sorry, did he say where? He was from like nowhere close like I or yeah I was like a five-hour drive to a To the big it's like the big Texas. I was like a famous thing. Okay. It's like right at like the halfway point It's like an old looks like an old-school You know fucking steal all their ideas That sounds awesome you two in a hot air balloon

I want no parts of a hot air balloon I saw one video where this thing fucking went up and they were just up there cooking like they were hanging over the sides Just burning fucking oh yeah, sure. It's I you don't even think about the temperature Yeah, no, do you think that thing goes you're done? It's a wicker gotta be kind of hot right? It's got that's gotta be flame proof though No, they don't spray that with some reporting but the tennis one wasn't yeah, you would assume I don't know these people were up there cooking just because you can't we can jump fucking thousand feet up Fuck that. Yeah, I want nothing to do with that. Yeah, I don. That's gliders. I wouldn't get into a glider.

Glider... I think you're alright. You hear that big gliding industry out there? You don't get the big guys. I'm more of an aircraft carrier kind of guy. That's their eat 72 ounces of steak. It's like the glider gubbies, they can support Foley. They win.

You know what I mean? We told you about the helicopter, right? This was a couple years ago. It's like the glider company that can support Foley. They win We told you about the helicopter, right? This was a couple years ago We wanted to we were doing like our first sold-out show I mean in Philly and as a bit being that we are significantly bad with money Yeah, it was gonna be we're gonna take the whole check and run a helicopter and fly from New York to Philadelphia But only have enough money to go the one way and have to take like the bus back Numbers on the phone and we do we're calm calling every I'm called like 15 helicopter places and they're like I'm like we got a bigger guy. They're like no worries. How big we talking?

He starts throwing numbers around it's like na na na na na and then I got one guy went straight to his cell You could hear him like in the helicopter He's like how about we got a bigger guy and like you know and he's like how big and I told him that's no Worry, I'm like, I don't think I don't like the guy Guys in a helicopter answering the phone like this Tell not to have breakfast, we'll be okay. Lay off the water for 24 hours. I'll get that fat bastard in here. I'll put him down wherever you want. Folks, this episode of StavisWorld is brought to you

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I think when we go out together We'll do the Porter if there's like five unless you do the Porter house or five like a gentleman That's by the way gentlemen shout out Christos here in Astoria Great state house. Yo, dude. I've been there probably five times. I was just there last week with my cousin, man They fucking knock it out of the park. I love about an old-school joint. It's great. Great. He stores It's on it's in Astoria. It's a night we walk there So that's like our go-to when we have like no disrespect to the Christos But like when we have something that's like just under humongous accomplishment sure

Neighborhood steakhouse what it's like, you know, we've earned it. It's not you know, it's not cheap, but it's not as pricey They got the lobster tank in the front to that's all love lobster tank love and you know I'll say great calamari Great, I'm over calamari. Oh done with it. What do you know? See we just we you know you do it too much. It's like it is what it is You're never wild by it where you get olive oil everywhere. I've ever been that's like Get it and it's like all right that might be part of the problem because you're having it at fucking pizza restaurants You're getting fucking like also. I have it every time we're out we get it every time we're out for the most part Yeah, so why would we stop? I said I'm done. I'm over it. That's how is this a moment of

Transition in your life? I think this might be the end of the podcast I mean this conversation keeps going. So no more Calamari. That's it. So what so what do you what do you think is gonna take its place is your number one appetizer she's taking roles man they're so good but they burn your mouth roll rapper yeah I've had I've had one, yeah. Buffalo chicken egg roll? Yes, I'm familiar with the egg roll fusions. You should be more excited then. Have you ever had the pizza egg roll at a Chinese restaurant?

At a Chinese takeout spot? I actually have not. Buddy, do yourself a favor. I have not. Which camera is mine? Elders get on it. And this is a Philly thing? Where are you getting these from?

Just a regular, you'll see it at the bottom of the appetizers list on any regular Chinese app. I've said this before. I don't think that's true. Yeah! I don't think if you go to a... I think most Chinese places will not have pizza egg rolls. This is like the presidential debate, dude. This is left first right here. Eldest, pull up...

Pizza egg rolls. Just look up Chinese restaurant near me. Okay, let's get Are you know what let's pick let's pick a random city. Let's go random It's gotta be a major city Small market bullshit Boston Chinese restaurant Orlando or something like takeout. How about Detroit? Okay, no, give me the best in Boston. This is he knows what he's doing though because he knows this is bullshit okay 3.7 right when Foley's looking for none of us has been there we know nothing about this let's go to the menu. Hold on. I don't get everything. Oh, that's a good menu. Hold on. Come on.

That's great. Let's go. One time. Hold on. Don't give me just one, though. Uh-oh. Egg roll, shrimp egg roll. Egg roll, shrimp egg roll, fried one time.

Fucking bastard. I don't see pizza. Fried Chinese donut, no pizza, bro. Hold on, hold on. Do they do? I'll give you three cracks at it. See if you can get a stromboli. Now, it's got to be a place that does the fried chicken and fries.

Wait, side order? Side, steamed, right? Nah, it's not gonna be there. Healthy options, check healthy options. They do. It's just steamed shit. Okay. Okay, all right, so.

Egg foo young. What the school did I have? It would've been in the appetizer thing. Yeah, okay. So I will give you three crack side. It doesn't have to be Detroit. You can stick with Detroit. We can go sunshine. I think he jumps cities,gs. I it doesn't have to be Detroit. You can stick with Detroit We can go sunshine. I think he jumped cities, dude. I think it's an East Coast thing

Golden dragon Dragon all day. All right, let's my spot. Come on. Give it to me. That's got no website, but they have menu It's not gonna be on the wall though That's no good. You need a website. There's no menu. I know you see it keep going down. I don't think this is a cat's not complete Okay, sorry fully you go for food king Chinese. Oh man This place is really like this is the class folks. Whatever you're imagining. It's correct Eldest come on

Thank you for your patronage. Oh, he's got opening you tab and zoom. I don't know. I don't think it's grainy get the FBI Fuck fully Sorry, man Fugs is a pretty visual episode, but it's worth it this investigative journal I'll wash that out we got a dog back all this look that's a wash that doesn't count doesn't stay in Trenton We'll stay in Trenton, and we will go I think food king Chinese 4.1 Food King Chinese 4.1 That's the same, it's the same

It looks very similar Go to the website, Food King Chinese I love it They got a fucking bar, a scan thing They're not gonna have it Damn American Specialties, that's a good sign Control F Pizza

So they have a half fried chicken They have the half fried chicken That's a pretty good chicken Oh, there we they have a half-fried chicken. They have the half Pizza there you go. Yeah one for 85 ain't bad either. They also have fried. Yeah, right roast pork egg roll That's the classic. Wow. Okay. Take that fuckers in corrected food king Chinese restaurant in Trent, New Jersey Okay, one for you were one for two now pretty good It's two out of three though. What I got my answer random city take it to Baltimore Baltimore Okay, there you go. I like you're gonna lose this man because I've been ordering Chinese food Peter. Thanks too. Nice. No way

We get China house Yeah Well, yeah, that's my go to the website China house, we get to pick china house. We get to pick china house is the one you want. Oh yeah, that's my spot right there. Go to the website, china house. Yeah, maybe I'm just a classier guy than you fucking. Maybe it doesn't even come on your radar, dude. They don't even have rolls though. Chef specials.

Appetizers. Roast pork, shrimp, Shanghai, fried donut. I don't see it. No. But look, I'll give it to you, man. No, they exist. They exist. Wait, appetizer combo? No. Pizza roll right there.

Oh! Where? Are you serious? No. Yeah, he's lying. Ah, you motherfucker. We all kind of just took your word for it. It's under Egg Fu Young.

Okay. All right, respect, respect. What does exist? Europe, so okay, we got to this because we're talking, to me, the idea that you would replace calamari with a Cheese steak egg roll. Cheese steak egg roll is lunacy. It's not the same thing. That's crazy talk. That's what done fresh I'm a little crazy of a guy. The next time we get to a place trust me First of all you're talking fucking pizza rolls from a Chinese spot and you're breaking my stones

No, no, but he's fully is not sick We have to agree though that calamari is not on the same level. No They're not on the same menu. It's a higher end. They don't exist in the same place Going to fucking Peter Lugar's yeah Maybe Cheesecake Factory is the only menu where they both exist together It's a very Philadelphia thing are you trying to turn your life around because you're in you're a half you have let's say I have you have Well, you know about two months off the siggy's that's you Both of us two weeks off the signal two months off the siggy's. Okay. I've been eating pretty good for about a week

Oh, we had a bit of a health scare really try what happened. We try to turn around by the way You're you're podcasting through adversity right now I was in the hospital yesterday I didn't even know about this Of a mutual friend of ours like oh yeah, Kevin had kidney or whatever was it liver problems liver problems And I was like he's coming here in 20 minutes And I was like what and he me yesterday, no mention of the hospital. I was in the hospital.

We got a lot of dates, dude. What's a promo for? Yeah, no shit. Oh my god. It's Route 66, gang. Take a fucking light on and get on the fucking couch. Yeah, dude. Jammed up here.

The kids in Rome has fallen. The kids are taking L's. Go watch the fucking special. Pause this fucking episode and go watch the special. Netflix said no, but Hulu didn't answer. Go check it out. Suck my dick everybody. Pizza egg rolls over here.

They went to Paramount plus' spam folder. They blocked us. What are you talking about? We got a bidding war with Tooby. Shout out to Tooby. Tooby's a great service. He is tough on the inside though. Because he didn't, I didn't know about it until he was on his way to the hospital.

It was fear. I didn't want to talk about it out loud. Last week I called him and I was crying because I had a fever. I was like, I had a fever Like he's like, you know, I'm like are you crying right now? I think I have internal bleeding. Yeah Well, I will say there is something to when you're wildly unhealthy He talked about you everyone in the room, of course everyone in the room the room look like hunger dude these couches are tough. Look. I know I'm really sorry

This is this is the one Pod with the note table that I'm actually comfortable in I love that yeah All right, I lean into this will will exceed our couch. Thank you, man When we we are we we're working on some upgrades potentially who knows but Your eyes my fault. I'm a fat. Yeah Studio it could be Well, my point was that I know what that's like though, cuz it's like anytime you're sick. You're like, well, I could die I have earned an early death. You start like questioning every I'm like why would I think cigarettes were cool well yeah

personality drinking yeah yeah tough as started I saw and a pretty bad fall bad fall down a flight of stairs a couple weeks ago push interesting my wife trip me Yeah, yeah. My wife tripped me. That's what happens when you order the calamari. Uncle Hank gets angry. He's wrapping up a trip wire, just cuts to him. That'll teach a kippy.

Okay. New pair of socks got me on a fresh pair of socks on a steep wooden,, European kind of curved staircase coming from an attic. Already a Fat Man's not a good place to be. If you were wearing those grippy toe hiking shoes, that would still be a hard staircase for you. You should go down on an angle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rock climbing shoes is what you need for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play! Play! There's certain stairs now that I won't even go out. Have you ever been to KGB Bar down in the East Coast? Sure, sure, sure. I never have and I never will. That's a flight of stairs that leads to a flight of stairs. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of stairs. leads to a flight of stairs.

That's a flight of stairs. Unless that's the stairway to heaven. There's no fucking way. You had very well could be, Hank. You fall down that, you're done. So you fall and you're just fucked up? No, so I fell, scariest part of the fall was I fell and I hit the light switch on the way down so I landed in complete darkness. Oh wow.

And you're like, I'm blind? Thought it shut down. You're mine now, Ryan. Holy shit. Paralyzed like that. You were fucking dying. I thought I was dead. Which by the way, is the the way like that's the same

What you're describing is of is a medical problem My 94 grand-year-old grandmother has a big fall from the stairs is like not a relatively young man's no Should be pretty spry I'm 38 like you know, you know, that shouldn't take me out. Stairs aren't the enemy yet. They really shouldn't be. I stopped going out with her snowing. Fuck that. Like a day or two after it snows?

Nah, nah, nah. That salt melts with the ice? Uh-uh, that's how they get you. I gotta make sure the Uber drops me off in a driveway. I'm not walking between cars. Pull up on a sidewalk. He's stepping on black ice and fucking going out. I can feel that wrist pain if he cracked it.

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So it's funny how you thought your hell was a dark European kitchen. Yeah, I was in my in-laws house. Yeah, and I'm a big guy over there. Oh, and by the way, that's like, I don't know your relationship to your in-laws, but it's like if you ever want if you, you know, she's never going to hear the end of this is what happens when you marry a fat American. He dies at 38 going down the steps It's so funny. They're so They're so shocked at the speed and volume of my

You just like and like they'll speak speaking in German and then you just hear like And you just like and like they'll speak speaking in German and then you just hear like Yeah, whoof diet coke and you're like that's my diet My DC's over here. They got me on the radar. Yeah, dude. No, I Europe in general They don't drink many beverages. No, they're like a water. They don't pound water. It's this they're not a pounding snow It's not a little more and mom-like. Plus, I get an orange juice with lunch, which always throws me off. Every time I was waiting tables, every once in a while, there'd be a European table

and they'd come in and they'd be like, they get burgers and they'd be like, you have orange juice? I'd be like, what? What? Yeah, it's crazy. Juice is kind of like, it's like interchangeable with soda. Greek people are like that too. They turn their nose up if it ain't fresh squeezed.

Yeah, they don't do that concentrate shit. Sure, sure, sure. It ain't fresh squeezed. Yeah, they don't they don't do that concentrate shit sure sure sure It ain't fresh squeeze damn dude, so you're you're in in Germany I'm in Germany go down bad flying back the next morning the fly the next morning How fucked up are you daily loses and shit? This is the bruised dude. It's pretty gnarly. Oh My god, that's why I can send it to you a J shape on his ass cheeks Yeah, it's a tough ball in the back. Yeah, so back is going now your father every dude I like every direction you move like the crunch the

Velocity I had Everything hurt so whatever so I'm hurting for a week or two from that and then I throw my back out Other because I think I was walking so everything hurts throw my back out other, because I think I was walking so everything hurts then my back, I slipped a disc or something. And then I started, I have it right now as I'm telling the story, I started getting a pain like right under my rib cage when I walked.

And I'm like, oh, it's from me walking cricket and stuff. But then I started walking normal again. Cirrhosis. That's what I thought or fatty liver or something. And that's like one of those things, when you start start going I I'm like I'm not gonna Google this because that's when it gets oh the next stage of realness no I had I had like a fucking thing that ended up being like really weird specific food poisoning but it fucked up my GI tract in a way that like the symptoms were like colon

cancer like this is I had Google like I, I was like, I'm gonna die. Like I was like not telling anyone, but I thought I was going to die. But now they have the, I don't know, when you guys Google, there's an AI generated thing up top. Sometimes that could be real soothing. You don't want that, man. Sometimes that could be real soothing.

Like no, don't sweat it. Dude, I love that. But yeah, you're rolling that dice. The solution is buying Ethereum. That's how you solve it. I'm a doge, man. You're a little SRP, fatty. Get you straight in the mouth.

That's the only thing he knows about crypto. Oh my God. Damn. And so you go, it's, you have essentially a liver pain. Liver pain. And it's after I walk about two and a half minutes It kicks in same spot like I walk I walk my dog every morning and it's that it hits at the same Like this year graphically this is but well, I'm like fuck dude. I tried to talk you down yesterday

You sent me a rude text message It's insane Text them we're like talking, you know, you know, things are falling left and right. We're dealing with putting out fires, of course, business-wise. And he's sick. He has no idea that I'm like, buddy, I might not make it out of the week. It was also oddly one of those pains where like you just picture when you do go they'd be like why didn't you come in two weeks ago? You know what I mean? Like that's

what's in my head. I know exactly what I said to you. He goes I had no need to call me back. Like he texts me he called me I missed it. He goes hey no need to call me back. I said are you okay? Now I want to talk to you because whenever there's something up I was going to talk to him. It's like when I talked to him on the phone. Well he goes like I go I'm on my way to the hospital he goes well now I want to talk to you because whenever there's something up I was going to talk to me It's like when I talked to him on the phone Well he goes, like I go I'm on my way to the hospital goes well now I want to talk to you I'm like well this is weirdly about you and this fucking like no No that's insane I wanted to talk to you before you went in in case the worst happened

No I want to talk to you He makes me go into the hospital about him I gotta get the Instagram codes and the bank information The show's go on Use the studio And I go hey man Got it right here. I was trying to make them feel better I go I was thinking maybe it's from the cleanse this weekend. I went that did I went I went down the shore

I'm like I'm getting the fuck out of the city. Yeah, who's in no eating shitty? I started I just sure the Jersey Shore like three green juices And I told him he's like also like he puts his that's the scope on and he's like it's the green juices He responds back he goes, thanks, but guy with no medical experience, last person I wanna talk to head to the hospital. As I'm on my way to the hospital. Ah, yeah, oh, well my fat idiot friend,

my fatter, dumber friend, said it could be the naked juice I have. I told him, don't drink that celery shit. That's what you get. I Told him don't drink that celery shit That's what you get Dr. Oz is a quack We quit smoking and we're the worst we've ever been Bodies are going into shot that

You're right get off that definitely is true like the withdrawal of that is fucking you. Well, I've been on it doesn't mean I start smoking No, I've relatively been off the booze to like a couple days here and like compared to what it is Yeah, I've been going like a week without drinking which is like even having a beer is pretty, you know Yeah, pretty big if I'm like out doing spots or whatever dinner, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We supposed to not get Talk to my wife Nothing's worse than dinner without drinking Fucking drink Fucking roll oysters and an iced tea I'm like, I'm drinking less and like my week severely. I left the city and turned down spots.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure I gotta leave the state and dry out for three days. Respect, dude. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what? So not a conversation with I've been sober for a year now. You have I didn't know that. Yeah.

Well, I was great buddy. Thank you. Yeah, we're getting there. But I took it's about to be a year, right? Because it was just it was just for my birth like I turned 35 and I was like I was kind of kind of what you're describing was how I felt where I was like These tours all this shit. I'm getting fucked up. I'm eating like shit. I'm taking drug I was more of a you know weed pills whatever guy not a guy not a boozer. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, exactly doctor full I was going to the same pharmacist as dr. Foley. What was your won't you pull pills? Did you like I liked Xanax? I like that stuff. Those are dangerous. Yeah, I know they are any better, but just put you to sleep But yeah, that's what it was. It was like it's the the like Constantly fucked up schedule and you rationalize it with like, I'll pop two of these and get a good night. Yeah, exactly, I can't sleep, I'm too wired. I do it with the booze.

Adderall, same thing, it was like highs, it was basically like, it's the poor man's speed ball. It's what anybody who lives a life of touring has like the poor man's speed ball. And then I was like, well, hmm, what happens to fat comedians when they take uppers and downers every day? And I was like, well, hmm, what happens to fat comedians when they take uppers and downers every day? And I was like, oh, I know what happens.

Yeah, we die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We die. So anyway, so and so. Dragging you out of a Marriott in a fucking Thursday morning. Yeah, I can't, my last hours cannot be. Fishing you out of the pool with the hook. Yeah, dude, I don't want to be in a fuck. I don't want to expire in a Kimpton

But I got a couple of bucks Sorry, you can make your own waffle Excuse me, why can't I make the waffle? Why am I paying more for someone else to make a waffle haphazardly? They don't even know to put a little fucking couple chocolate chips in the middle I always fuck that up man I make a mess from every day shit there's been you know you know there's obviously we don't live obviously we're the healthiest lifestyles yeah but there's been times in the morning we're like all right lobby calls 10 a.m. to the next city yeah yeah

and he's always up like it's because he's so punctual and up early when we get up early we start sending texts to each other you like outside of the rest of the team like let's go. Let's go hit a brekkie Yeah, it's like to do we'll do that and when if I don't hear from him and like lobby calls 10 And it's like 950 I start texting everybody else. I got eyes on the big man This is the one And I start going like fuck this is the one dude like I'm gonna have to wear the Minneapolis days in like this sucks. Dude Minneapolis remember that literally happened? Oh you weren't there it was Ben. Were you there with Ben?

At ACME? Oh no no no. Dude that happened oh it was Ben O'Brien. Literally I was like alright it was like we'll get a fucking let's you know we'll go get dinner or we'll go get lunch. And uh and I just fell asleep like I was just napping. It was like, we'll go get a fucking, you know, we'll go get dinner or we'll go get lunch. And I just fell asleep, like I was just napping. And dude, it was like, I had 10 missed calls. I had, the hotel phone was calling.

I just wake up to like, stop! Stop! They're coming in with an ass. I'm like, oh sorry guys, I fell asleep. And then I was like, Jesus Christ, he literally thought I was dead, dude. One of my best friends was like, ah, ah, quick, does the maintenance man have an axe?

The key card's not working, someone quick, break the door down. And it was just, I had fallen asleep, but I was like, oh my god, dude Fucking change how I'm fucking yeah, I have to change it all. It's uh, but it's great a year a year Yeah, that's really years of right whatever but I like, you know, I keep forgetting that we like I'm not good at like Looking at like things positively or like giving myself any credit for anything I'm not good at like looking at like things positively or like giving myself any credit for anything. You know, pretty poor view of me as a human being.

Rightly so. I keep forgetting that we quit smoking. It's wild. That's huge, yeah. I keep forgetting that. That's big. I mean, to drop in a bucket. And this is how, a couple months you said?

Yeah, two and change or so. I can tell it's different than any other time. Yeah Yeah, you you know no cigarettes at your what because we also need to talk about this your wedding your destination The last time I was before that was there was he or not. I think was the last time I have one That's kind of nice the last time you know yeah, your wedding was the last big event. You're smoking cigarettes Yeah, a couple days later real gentleman beautiful Me and the broad went on a went on a drunk After everybody had had after everybody had left when we were just in Hawaii by ourselves

We went out to breakfast and fucking a couple of my ties and you know like when what's great is like that the breakfast that a couple of my Couple of cities is a crazy honey, but you know what's great is like that. We had the breakfast and had a couple of Mai Tai's. Yeah, yeah. God forbid you spend. A couple of Mai Tai's, a couple of C's. It's a crazy honeymoon. But you know what's awesome, it wasn't a honeymoon, but you know what's crazy is. Kinda is. You have those days where it's like,

all right, you're on vacation or whatever. So you would say a couple days off in Hawaii after a wedding would not qualify to you as even sort of a honeymoon. That is, though. No, we're gonna do something. No, but sort of a honeymoon. That is the... No, we're gonna do something. No, but that is a honeymoon period.

Yeah. It's not like you flew right back home. You took a couple days and enjoyed the... A couple of days? Yeah. You had something to eat? Sure. Yeah.

But our family was home. A couple of Zanny bars. But our family was there. You know that moment where it's like, and I've never really been that much of a day drinker guy? You know, you're just married into this family. Been dating her, you know know how many presidents now? But like when you have that drink at breakfast, you know, like man, we're getting fucked up all day. That is a great

There's nothing better than day drinking that is a great when it hits the table. How you doing? It's best especially when you're fat as shit and like when I was drinking it would be like There'd be days were like the booze didn't agree with me because I was drinking it would be like there'd be days where like the booze didn't agree with me because I had been eating like shit like your stomach sure those days where you drink it and you just feel like oh the magic elixir kicks in and you feel like those were awesome I'm gonna be drunk for 14 hours. It's a couple of stages it's like oh it's cuz you're like looking for you like I'm gonna have a drink and then it hits

No, that's pretty good. And then you start you get the little bit of head change and you're like, yeah And then you have that second or third and like the vibes of the table start going like oh, we're imping that you're getting better We're in it, baby. You don't have diarrhea. You're like, I don't For five hours. I'm not more cheating Just had that at the Eagles game we went out to the we met up with Tommy Pope and O'Connor. Love that. Great crew. Great squad at this at this bar in in Center City. They just opened. We actually waited out front for like 10 minutes until they opened.

Yeah. Yeah. Looking forward to a great day. This dude hits me and him with like, I like I got a Pilsner or something like that. And it went down like butter. We did. I was like, man, this is going to be a fucking problem. They were so hard. Burn. Yeah. him with like I like I got a Pilsner or something like that and it went down like butter we Like man, this is gonna be a fucking problem They were so good burn. Yeah. Yeah, no hard burn when you're fat as shit. You're like, that's all behind this thing Serious I hate to be I hate to I hate to beat a dead horse here, but you know

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the recap I'll let I'll let I'll let Kevin answer that how was it kippy I invite a nice place here people fucking fall down a step How many cutlets you need you fuck I want I wonder if all the fucking the flight time from Hawaii to fucking Germany Maybe yeah, maybe that it depleted you sure I didn't know what hemisphere Comfort plus my ass. Bad play to tortellini. Tell him honestly. What? Tell him.

How the wedding was. It was pretty good. Oh, you fucked up. It was very, it was, listen. Beach ceremony? Are you on the beach? Beach ceremony. Yeah, yeah, very nice.

It's grass over there. It's not sand. Okay. But it's beach. But you're by the beach. Yeah, we need a water He goes to why he gets fucking he gets fucking married in front of a pool The steel was too steep to get to the beach into the beach. It's water. It's all the same.

No, it was beautiful. It was as picture-ass perfect as you could have imagined to the point where I was pretty fucked up. And went outside for a heater, like off the premise, you know what I mean, excuse myself, like you do over to the smoking section. And I came back in and the sun had went down, like, you know, it's like this, and like the string lights had lit up because it was

outdoor and like beautiful everything like the vibe fucking whoo like it and I walked in you know half cocked and I was like it hit me like who the f this is I'm like who the fuck's getting married crazy and then I went, oh he is. It felt like Brad Pitt's fucking, it was that nice. And he took a run at my mother. Dude, she was all over me, dude. It was wild. It was next to me fucking trying to dance with me. It was fucking broad.

Should have taken her for a spin. Dude, she was putting her cigs, he was smoking cigs. And like, listen, I was, you know, we were at the hotel, I'd remove myself to the street, smoke, but then I'm dropping it or what you know I'm not like just yeah I'm not flicking in the bushes or anything drop it on the sidewalk can't do that shit over there No, and dude. She's putting them out and then putting them in her bra At her son's destination wedding that's awesome

marble marble 100s in her bra I joke but it was you know all the shit that I took for it and all that stuff is great it was and it was everything that we wanted it you know cuz all the all the younger kids in in my family which I'm very tight with they all got to go they were all there they were all mixing it up and hanging out and it reminded me of what my childhood Was like when we would go on vacation with all those families. It's like, you know the other families Yeah, it'd be all of us mixed together in like different hotel rooms and goofing around and this and that yeah So it had that vibe, but it was fucking you know, it was it was you know in paradise. That's beautiful

It was great. Love that. Everything's been a nightmare since we got back It was great. Love that. Everything's been a nightmare since we got back And well the two weeks one thing I loved about it We were talking before like pretty close to before and you just straight up did not have like the shirt you were gonna wear to your No, it's funny. You mentioned that it's pretty funny that he's been wearing it after which is wild, right? like he's Spot he's been wearing on body like on the pot This look familiar. I'm like, did was gonna go do a spot in the shirt on body like on the pot This look familiar. I'm like, did you get married in that shirt? Why wouldn't I fucking wear it? Yes, it is if I wore the pants with it

Great cargo short, you know, I look like an extra from the Sopranos look like an extra from the Sopranos. Looks like Bobby Bacala's standing. On your fucking, the wedding you said was perfect, you were wearing cargo shorts for. I did have real fucking Bobby Bacala team two vibes. Second team vibes coming in. Bobby, you wanna take this one? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Hilarious, I love that. What are they, rayon or something like that, pants that didn't quite alabert and make them Didn't quite fit down the bottom Yeah, you look good though. No, you look you look good. It was genuinely from a guy who's been in the Intermakings of this and highly doubtful right? Good didn't think you could pull it off. It pulled it fantastically. I like to hear it was was great It was really it was very nice. I'm happy for you. I love flying to Hawaii for 72 hours That was rough

It was back for Christmas, but it was at a time where tickets were cheap right December 23rd December 23rd To the 24th is the cheapest time to fly It's probably a bad time to bring this up. Still waiting on an envelope though. No. From, oh, how do you get him a gift? I'm about to do the thank you cards.

Once I start writing them, I can't accept anything. Oh, keep going, you're good. I tried to pick up a check while we were out there and you said no. Yeah, the fucking pool bar. I'm not letting you off in fucking 70 bucks, dude. You son of a bitch. You ordered all these cheesesteak egg rolls.

I didn't have that burger. No, it was very sweet. It was, I mean, you know, yeah you were that's awesome Yeah, of course shout out to the bozos and the homies so marital bliss has not been so great your life after Marriage has not been great. No, I don't think it was greatly Drunk in Hawaii was pretty cool. But the gold posts on either end were probably a little fucking turbulent.

Yeah, what's the, what's the, what has the honey moon? Someone got some calls, what's going on in here? Why are you bringing up old shit? Yeah, I have a lot to fucking deal with. I got my fucking problems sure Man he's been you're the man full he's been brutal since we got really trash to just have a really nice Vacation basically and just make all your loved ones be there and not really think about what happens afterwards. Everybody had a great time Yeah, which I you know, I respect on some level brought us closer together that's beautiful summer

Yeah, I show we I should we show I show up a day late I think he got there a day before me I show up a day later. I was all fucked up He can see he walks up like you know you get out of the pool You put your shirt back on like the bottom half of your shirts. Yes. Yes. He comes out No shoes at the resort like me on the sidewalk outrigger reef and not like he shows enough about it No, no shoes. No flip-flops. Just like looks and got thrown in the pool He's got like ketchup on I'm like'm like, dude, I'm not touching you. It was a lot.

Every time that we're over there, we always say, excuse me, I'll be great if so and so was here. How nice would it be? And then to have that actually happen, it means a lot. That's beautiful. That's a little misty. Well, here's the, I like that. I wonder.

And he's the wrong guy to try to get a hug at it, I'll tell you that. Right. In just four 18 hours. Right, right's I like that. I want to try to get a hug at it. I'll take that just for 18 hours No, I we I hug you but like dude, yeah, and he doesn't get he's like so he's like his sweat and he's cross-eyed He wants he wants you to be teary-eyed at some point. I was that drunk pool sweat Drinking my types like six hours literally his nephew who's like 14. He's like yelling at his nephew Right. We're like by the pool. He's gone Looked at him and I looked at me goes the fuck he talking about no one respects you He's got a lot to say they all do

The fuck you talking about? He's got a lot to say They all do My one cousin a conversation with young cousin like tell some folies or is it well one time He really inappropriately talked about how he saw a ghost for three hours at a dinner with important people Apparently photos at a dinner just kept going on and on about a ghost. He saw somebody Seeing him around his family Extended family really gave me perspective right of how I mean cuz like we're so intimately connected at this point We talk all day see each other every day traps a whole nine yards So like I'm in the world with him like we're counterparts in this world that like I don't see from the outside

Of course and to see them in his it's I was just like ah this is You're you're a psychopath in this world now So you're saying the context of his family just kind of clarified who he is to you or like no we couldn't blame it on The family anymore or like what was just like I don't know he's obviously look a crate you know I love him but we're both correct but he's a you know he's a weasel a wild out of his mind well but that makes sense the because you're because it's your it's your wife who's from Hawaii right yeah so yeah you are okay so your family's a bunch of just people from Philly and your suburbs suburbs suburbs But and you are their big fat party animal that I like to see comedy who like not here's how much really

I was never the party animal like I always kept that's like I never like went to the family parties and got fucked up No, no, but no, but who you are though is like you are you out of that? You grew up you grew up to be the guy who like has a drunk-ass Destination wedding in Hawaii, you know what I mean? You're doing bitch you're out there trying to make your comedian You know what I mean? Like you are sort of like sort of the mascot almost of the family him and his mom bicker like they're Married it's crazy. That's a lot of I think they might hook up like that sexual tension on day two was crazy

Like that's how the sexual tension on day two was crazy. I'm talking to Cassie, I'm like, they might fuck, are they fucking, like this is wild. What am I gonna, somebody else fuckers? Are you crazy? On my way, on my big day, someone else is gonna fuck my mom. We're friends. I get there.

We're fucking boys. I get there, they're bickering, they're at the table, they're bickering, they're both fucked up, they're bickering and She's goddamn angel. Yeah, she's not feeling well right now. All right. I'm sorry Hungover Irish flu Yeah, it was just it was it was funny that I had never seen that yeah

I'd only seen it like after a show or whatever like hey, you know got a full dose of those of the Foley We all love kippy. Yeah, how could you not? Picking up checks Attempting to pay for four chicken finger baskets David Buster's car that fucking flipped out. I do, man, I was fucked up that first night. We got, we got after. There was a little crew.

They kept trying to do the math for the tip. And I'm like, let me just do it. There was a little crew that got there like the day early. It was like me, two of my cousins. Dude, they're all sunburnt, not one of them use sun. And they're like, look at that ass. Like a lobster. The group trips were, yeah, even within a tight group,

the factions that formed was great. It's very fun. Yeah, very fun. They're like, day after the day before people, always fun. It did feel like you came in and like everybody, it was like you showed up to the second day of school and everybody had already made, they're like, do the thing the thing and you're like I'm out of all these inside jokes yeah this is a part remember when you miss a party in high school it always

seemed like it was the funnest one no I was at every party every party that my parents threw yeah all right well we do we have to you know to Foley's wish we do have to take some calls but before we do, we have to, you know, to Foley's wish, we do have to take some calls, but before we do, we were talking about what you get on a cheesesteak, and I do feel like I would not be doing my host duties to throw that out there in the beginning. Sure, and bring it back. And not have your official cheesesteak order. Yeah.

Kevin, you want to go first? Sure. I ventured off, and I don't get them a lot anymore because I'm just not down there enough. But when I do, I go pretty classic. I'll do, you know, American with for the most American cheese with fried onions. That's about it. Just keep it. I don't like taking, I don't like rolling the dice. I mean, like attic, I just want to scratch the itch of I have one or two of these a year when I write right right right right? That's a yoga straight meat cheese. You don't want any any vegetable accoutrement. I'm not a veggie guy

I don't know you heard about the green juice Words getting out you had three green juices Whatever it is it's solved it. I got a clean bill of health from the ER doctor. Okay, interesting, Foley. Thank you for the question. I'd like to handle this in three parts, if I could. Of course. Now, if I'm just straight up the middle,

American cheese, steak, ketchup, dippy. Dipping it in ketchup. If I'm feeling frisky, which I usually am, I go cheesesteak hoagie which I know is Not not not traditionalist, but she's take hoagie cheesesteak mayo lettuce onion Tomato and oregano on top oregano. No, I'm sorry. What do you mean? Ho like what's the hoagie would mean? the the greens Yeah, I see I hoagie hoagie fire. I think wall Oh yeah. I see, I see. I hoagie-fy it. I think that.

Like raw, like not cooked. Yeah. I'm with you because I think, yes. I see on a chicken cheesesteak, that's bangin'. Chicken cheesesteak hoagie with mayo. Yeah. Love it, chicken, chicken. I do chicken whiz from A&LP in fucking North Wildwood

is like my favorite. And even, you get chicken with whiz and no veggies to speak of. Oh no. I get the french fries. I mean that is basically, And even you get chicken with whiz and no veggies to speak of oh no I mean that is basically you've created another type of egg roll essentially It's a bigger egg roll. Yeah, you've created that you're like you deep fry this real fast. Sure. Yeah, pretty good Yeah, now we're talking not a big whiz guy. Be honest. I'm not a big whiz guy either When you guys say American you don't mean whiz right you just know No, no American cheese. Yeah, some places do. Cooper per sharp some places do like I'm a Steve Princess steaks guy

No, they have a melted American so they don't put like the cheese on they have it like how we And it's a liquid white American cheese and they ladle that over that's very That with the cheese like cheese fries on the side the side at aphrodite dipping, that's pretty good. Oh yeah, bro. Do a lot of dipping. Do a lot of dipping. I'm with you hogifying it. Yeah. I'm with you in the hogification.

Sure. I think, I think if you get it just right and you have that, the tomatoes, now you cannot, this is the sandwich that cannot sit. If this is even taking, this has to be, now a little, like five minutes, I almost feel like it should kind of cook in its own steam for five minutes. A slight warmth to the tomato.

Just a slight softening, but not soggy, right? And I really like if they can get the lettuce iceberg chopped. Of course. And that's crisp, not like got to go get me a sheaf No, no, no, I really shredded or shredded and I agree with you. I like my shits kind of met I like it. I like the fried onion. I like fried I like the mushrooms on there too mushrooms and fried onion give it to you cheese ho ho defied mayo

I want it sloppy. I want to, you're gonna do the fried onions, mushrooms, and then hoagify it? Oh yeah. Ooh, oh yeah. Bad man. I want it to be a, I want it to be, I want it to be a struggle.

Keep that shit down 95, will ya? It's me versus the sandwich. You know what I mean? And it's real mastery to be able to eat that sandwich without a huge blowout without Yeah, it's a strategy. I mean like for me you gotta be and I like the dance I like the tango with the sandwich of hitting each crevice It does feel like rock climbing on certain ways where you have to hit hit just the rice

You know what I mean like you see where the tomato breaks, you know what I mean? Like you see where the tomato breaks, you know what I mean? Like I don't want to ask you something for a couple months Yeah, not to be too food heavy, but no come on you and I had lunch together a couple months ago. Yeah We were you know, it's same table you, you would call it all. It's making you sound like you're in the mob. We're the same status there. You would have called it audible and got yourself a Chipotle bowl. Right.

And I saw you do a move that I greatly respect. Yeah. You got tortilla on the side. Yes. And you were ripping it and you were kind of making your own little mini burrito. I was creating the perfect, now think about. I wanted to ask you what was in that bowl.

I didn't want to ask you at the table. Sure, well you could have. We're a mixed company. I would have loved to- You're texting him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have loved to pontificate. I would have loved to pontificate at our lunch table, but what's in the bowl is, my Chipotle order is,

it's just steak, I'll get two types of meat steak and chicken usually Crazy, um, I'll get a bad sir. That's tough enough. No, it's good. That's why you got open your fucking horizons I respect it. I mean this guy does mushrooms and onions together. Yeah, I can help you Yeah, and boo. That's again. It's a fucking stretch. It's a it's a maverick. Yeah Absolutely this fucking yo, I just make sure guys you know that you want one Yeah, you like it finely chopped or do you like it to get sorry to finally chop you're finally chopped not the slab guy Sometimes we'll do like the little quarter. No, I like it finely. What are you talking about the cheesesteak? Oh, yeah So yeah, I'll just have like, you know, your standard stuff.

I get guac for sure. Guac up. And so now the thought process there Foley is, you know we have a burrito and when you're eating a burrito. I can't do them. But there's like three of the most perfect bites in the world. That's why you play the game. And everything else is like rice, beans, too much.

The idea with the tortilla on the side is we can craft the perfect bite every time. I'm so with it. And I tear off a little and I smear a little guacamole base layer. Do you do it with your fingers? Like you grab what you want? Yeah, I'll tear the thing and then- How big of a piece of tortilla are we talking as per? You know.

Like a little rip., like a little rip. Yeah, a little rip. You can eat it like Somali style. Yeah, like you're eating Ethiopian food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, first time I had that shit. I'm going Ethiopian mode on Chipotle burrito. I respect that.

This guy's blending cultures. He's bringing people together. Yeah. Mexican and Eritrean. Yeah. It's a great way to go about it I like that yeah I don't want to ask you that oh you didn't have to wait this long I was gonna call you yeah you should have call me from Hawaii yeah you're like

alright I gotta go I'm about to do my vows I was just always wondering what you were doing with that what was in that bowl you might get something to eat later I want to know what I'm doing I love it hold on Foley what's your number three because I think you said straight down the middle. No, I was just being an idiot. Yeah, no, it's just straight up cheese steak with American cheese and then the hoagie. Nice.

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down to Florida and I think I hate it. I have a job down here and like I have a pretty good setup going on But it's not my favorite. It's not like it's a dream job and I miss my friends my boyfriend lives down here with me and even wanting to move back up because We're at a point our lives were like all of our friends are having kids They're getting married and I use all my fucking PTO last year He's the end to go and see my friends on the weekend because you know I'm not paying five hundred dollars for a flight for 24 hours

sister, so I Don't know. What do you think should I? Drop everything and move back up because it'll make me happy and I see all my friends or is that like a total mistake and move back up because it'll make me happy and I see all my friends or is that like a total mistake because I have a job here that helps me pay my bills and all that fun stuff. My parents say one thing cause they wanna see me succeed

but all my friends are like, nah, fuck it. Like come move back up. Let's go to paddy wax dude. Yeah, all right, thanks. Love you, bye. Interesting. This is a tough one. I don't think so. Did she say her age, Elvis? right. Thanks. Love you. Bye interesting. This is a tough one. Mm-hmm. I don't think so Did she say her age eldest 24? Oh, okay

I two schools of thought one go do what makes you fucking happy for sure Yeah, but it's also like you're 24. Those are the kind of the years that fucking you know, that's suck, but you can You know you can dedicate to trying to further your right? Like what are you gonna you gotta have something you could gotta be able to do something in Ph you can you know you can dedicate to trying to further your right like what are you gonna you gotta have something you could got to be able to do something in Philly you know anything like yeah you gotta be able to get some sort of comparable job sure I mean this to me kind of part of this hinges on what the job is exactly because it's like she doesn't seem that stoked about shit it's not her dream job right I mean whatever you're doing in Florida unless

it's training fucking dolphins you can do in Philly So I got wet seats mm-hmm Yeah, I don't I mean at this point if you were I think if you were a little older my definitive answer Be like fucking move home do what makes you happy for sure like if you were I think if you were a little older my definitive answer would be like fucking move home Do what makes you happy for sure? Like if you were in your 30s, it's like who gives a fuck Yeah, you're not gonna make it but and move home but 24 It's like it seems like the opportunity is only down there for you know Suck it up for a couple years and see if you can move back

Right and you know once you've got some fucking traction in your field Yeah, and that's what I was gonna say is like The thing about that is a classic Like the 30s the third like we were giving like I thought I died Yeah, I had a hot dog for breakfast last lunch in between podcast recordings But you said it was a sausage it is a so it's an Amy Lou's paleo sauce I'm just trying to play into the bit. Now. Who's this Amy Lou? I've been I don't know but they They carry your stuff at Costco. I like it. He did a hugify dog Yeah, I did it. I had a hot dog with whiz

I'm putting fucking cheese cheese whiz and mayo like it's mustard and ketchup on a hot dog. I'll do both things. So yeah, the move back. So trying to go somewhere else in your tw- like this is kind of a classic thing. You know, we're guys that live, we live in New York. We're all, you know, mid-30s are up, and we've definitely seen people come here and go home. And we've seen it work out that way. For some people it's devastating, but for some people it's, hey, you know what? I got what I wanted out of that experience.

I had a fun time. I maybe got, maybe I like, had some experiences I wanted, maybe I got the job I wanted, or maybe I got enough, you know, maybe I realized what I want, that wasn't really what I wanted, and now that I'm ready to settle down, I wanna be near, you know, my family, my network, whatever. Happens a lot, it's a classic thing, right?

But I tend to agree with you that 24- That's when you take the shot. It's like listen, your friends in Northeast Philly ain't going nowhere. They're gonna be there in a year or two. 100%. For sure, and you know. And you're also at the age of like,

I remember when I first moved to New York and I was 25 and I was, I've talked about this a lot. First two years were fucking horrible. So I was taking that fucking, I've talked about this a lot, the first two years were fucking horrible. So I was taking that fucking Megabus quite too much. I was going home every chance I got, because you're like, I don't have a social circle, this is what it is, yeah.

And it wasn't until I just fucking said, I'm not going back, fuck this, and in fact, there were times where I didn't even go back for the holidays, I didn't go to the holidays, I was locked in, I was just here, and I really gave it a fucking like a real try Sure that it's like and you have to do that because you she just moved there It's also like socially mate like get like you're give yourself time to make some friends or be like I'm gonna make I'm gonna find Even if you don't fucking really like them

You're like I can go out with these guys once a week for a fucking drink or whatever. Yeah that way It's like you're not super leaning on, going back to fucking Philly every weekend. And I would also say, she's being cryptic about this job too. Cause it's like. And her parents are like, it's an opportunity. Right.

If it is a real opportunity, you also have to be realistic about this too. Cause it's like, the advice we're giving you I think stands But also part of the problem might be maybe this isn't the thing you wanted. Maybe Florida's not it We're not saying Phillies were we're not saying go home yet But make sure the thing that you left is worth doing I is part is also my advice 100% is there a different place you should be Could you legitimately do what you wanted in Philly

and maybe it's the best of both worlds? But to me, you're sounding a little bit like a fuckin' 18 year old that moved into a dorm for the first time, doesn't know what it's like to sleep in a room with a fuckin' stranger, misses the snacks in your mom's pantry, and you have to do laundry for the first time You think that movie son-in-law with Paulie Shore go out you gotta get a expand of course you want to go home. It's not only

You got to make some friends you got a fucking guy Son-in-law is that the one where the guy his brother dies and she has no no that's well I don't know what that awakening's no Paul. No,, that's a poly sure son-of-all is the girl that is the one you know other guy brother doesn't die in that doesn't he? No, doesn't he he inherits with doesn't inherit a wife or some shit. No, you might think one way to doom Another great mile. What's the only sure movie where the brother guys as a dark turn for the fucking weasel somebody's brother dies That's where the body does Your brother dot Richard Simmons. No, that's not it Hmm, I was sure he's dead. Maybe I don't know no one dies in Sun and wall

But isn't the light hearted whimsical movie is he forced to live with somebody's wife or something? No, he's got to go live on the farm He goes home with her for like a week or so and lives on the farm that she came from just small town girl She goes out to California and she does she's like I'm moving home after a little while and he goes baby You haven't even experienced the city yet. Let me take you they get a tattoo by flee from the red hot chili pepper They were just friends at the time too. They weren't even They hooked up. I Together at the end I love I was sure

the fact you from Sandlot's in it I would never season what you know man go up what year was this so I think I saw this as a five-year-old and invented a plot around a 37 million dollars I think I saw this and I thought it 8 million what happened was Polly Shore became someone's son-in and I thought what happened was Paulie Shore became someone's son-in-law. Well what happened was that Paulie Shore's brother was married to this woman because of some ritual ancient law His brother died and he just got his wife sure he had the and he was now responsible

You saw the pakistani version This is real third-world shit. You have an in deadwood. Thank you very much. You know it happened in the American West as well Maybe or maybe maybe call in or you know leave him at maybe I'm thinking of a movie because it's all he sure goes And like he makes he turns the mom into a whore a little bit She falls in love with the husband again He goes in and thenasel-fies everybody and brings out the best in them. The dad hates him. Dad hates him to begin with.

The dad's great though. He's the prosecutor and my cousin Vinny. Oh, okay. This is a great, you know, I like, I like, and Carla Gugino, real piece of ass. Woo! That's my advice for this lady. Oh yeah, yeah.

We were talking about this woman. Oh yeah. You and that boyfriend of yours, we had to rent a movie a butterfly on your ankle your problems go away but yeah it's like you're right now you haven't given it the full don't use up your college try to go see your friends I mean she had not for a year though that says I used all my PTO last year to go see my friends because I'm not flying back for a weekend. But the problem is that's not what you use your PTO for. It's also like you're not if you're going I did this in college.

What's PTO? Per pay time off. I did this in college. I went to Temple and like I lived in I lived in Bucks County and I went to town with like fucking 35 minutes or whatever and I would go home because like all like my friends didn't go to college. Yeah. So like I would go home and fucking.

Your girlfriend up in Canada. And hang out. What? He had a girlfriend up in Canada. You don't know her? Um, and uh. You just sit at the bus stop all weekend. I would go home and like it took me to be like, ah dude,

I gotta stop going home every other weekend because like I'm not ingratiating myself into the scene. He, I'm like making friends there. It's like. Being the party animal that you were meant to be. Rock on. Of course. Falling down stairs.

He goes, want some chicken fingers? Shout out to Temple Star Chinese. So I would just say you're very young, like even that first year where you spent your PTO, here's the thing, you moved in a different place. You'll see them during, this is why the holidays are important to people because that's when you see your friends from home It's also like they ain't I get you want to go see your family and friends But it's like they're not doing they're doing the same shit. You should be doing in Florida like they're hanging out They're going to the right people are coming over to the same houses

They're gonna be doing that for the next 35 years And by the way, take a fucking shot and try to do whatever houses, they're gonna be doing that for the next 35 years. Take a fucking shot and try to do whatever the fuck you're doing. And by the way, why the fuck are you visiting them? You live in fucking Florida, why don't they hit the beach or something for a weekend? Also they got all those ping management places down there.

It sounds like your friends like pillows too. I don't know, that's got real Kissimmee St. Cloud vibes. Or she's in Jacksonville or something like that. Some landlocked. Yeah, something tells me she's in a Miami beach. You're probably right. But so, yeah, that's our overall. Don't don't get bogged down too quick.

Home will always be there for you. And you might be at a, you know, some point in your life, it might be the right thing. Or who knows, you might hit your stride in Florida when you stop thinking about what you're missing. You're looking at me. You might not want to, you know, live. It's like it's basically in your life. I have both. It's like you're missing. Look at me. You might not want to, you know, live. It's like it's basically in your life. I have both.

It's like you chose Florida. Take a fucking swing at Florida and really see what happened. Go home three times a year. Have them come down for a weekend or whatever. But like you fucking you don't even have to go home. I would say don't even go home that often. Yeah, fuck them. I don't care.

For a while. It's got to be about the new place. Any big life decision you make you're always gonna think about like an alternate life that you could have had for yourself, and that's what you're doing now with like Philly and you got to remember like if you stayed in Philly I mean you had an instinct to leave for sure and so you got to be like You know if I was in Philly and you know look forward five years from now I'd like I'd never like left or tried another city or something.

Totally. Once you have kids and then you're like, I'm fucking, you can't move with a fucking one-year-old to take a shot, to roll the dice. And by the way, moving now would kind of be the worst of both worlds. Because you didn't really give it a shot. The life you want also, like when you fly, I had this problem too, and like my wife who moved from Germany to here like also experiences It so it's like the life you get when you do go back to Philly isn't everyday Philly life like you're you you're getting like

Hey, I forget your name. I'm sorry Megan's coming to town. Let's all fucking have a barbecue let's set again get a good dinner as if like you're not sitting there when like The boy, you know your your brother-in-law and sister are fighting and the fucking whatever you're not dealing with the problems you're going back what why are they fighting he's stepping out on her but just like you're not dealing with the problems you're there for like hey someone's here let's fucking make it a good four days it's like long-term or long distance relationships where it's like yeah yeah the three days you see each other is gonna be awesome Sure, you don't fuck all day and go to brunch if you lived in the same city wait till like mid February on like a Wednesday

Yeah, when it's like dark at 430 and you're you know someone broke into your house and I and I'll also You know like a paulie shore I'll also say The past doesn't exist Even a year like like the comfort life fucks this guy talking like like what you're dreaming of what you remember Yeah, that's already gone even in a year It's gone you want to return part of wanting to return is is safety, but life is always moving forward and you're changing, Philly's changing,

maybe one day it's right for you, but it sounds like you're already nostalgic and you're too young for nostalgia right now. I also think too, I don't know exactly where you come from or your economic background or whatever, but if your parents think this is a good shot for you, you know what I mean? Like it might be, you know what I mean?

Like there might not be that many options back in Philly and like whatever you went to college, you got a degree. Whatever the fuck it is, you did the work to get there and it's like two people who have lived probably in Philly for most of their lives are like, go do this because this will always fucking be here yeah take the fucking swing stay there keep yeah keep working one of those pill mills in Florida she's like I'm I'm a lieutenant in ice horrible dude every dirtbag I grew up with who got addicted to pills was going down the

floor it was like I remember I remember one girl May or may not be related She was related to me. She's like hey things are going good She goes me and Chris are doing well. We almost got a bank account His dirtbag couples Going through my mom's purse at Christmas to steal TD Bank gift cards yeah we're almost, we've almost gone through the first home page at a bank I almost remembered the

reset the hotmail password it was like once we get a bank account we're gonna move to Florida and all my friends who were like It was like, once we get a bank account, we're gonna move to Florida. And all my friends who were like, fuck it. I thought that same thing. Once we get a bank account, is such an awesome statement. I'm putting this whole time going to Florida.

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Quick interesting question for you, maybe Interesting questions married to my wife for the last four years She's an immigrant here from Mexico. She's been here for 15 years But so she has this habit that she says that she started while she was living in Mexico. Apparently the plumbing down there isn't that great. So they have a habit of if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. So it wasn't really an issue in the first few years of our relationship, but over the past year, I really don't understand what's going on.

She wants to leave the toilet full of pee if she doesn't poop into the... If she doesn't poop when she's going to the bathroom, she'll... Right. I get what you're talking about. Pause this. This guy really digs into the weeds. If you have a group when she's going to the bathroom, right? I get what you pause this We didn't understand if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down Fucking hilarious. All right, but the next line is what bothers me. Okay, keep going. I'll just, I have, you know. All day long. Leave the P.O.V. alone. Maybe four or five times she'll go take a pee and not flush.

That's crazy. And every time I walk into the bathroom, it smells like a urinal in there. Sure. It smells like a port-a-potty. So I've talked to her about it, trying to figure out how we can get her to get into the habit of flushing the toilet when she goes to the bathroom, but she doesn't seem to think that it's that big of a deal that she doesn't flush the toilet. Yeah. I mean, she talks about saving water, but I don't think a couple of flushes of the toilet every day is really going to make that much of a difference.

You're right. So any advice that you can give to me for figuring out how to get her to flush the toilet when she goes to the bathroom? That's crazy. This is this guy's fault. Yeah, this guy hasn't sold America and his wife enough. He's got to take this broad to like a monster truck show or fucking something like that and let her know, baby,'re in the US of a we got it You flush that I'm still I'm putting fucking dude wipes Dental floss matchbox cars throw at books anything you want down that fucking toilet and give it a flush, baby Yeah, don't sweat it. You're good. You're in America now. You don't gotta worry about that shit

I'll just look up how much water a toilet flush uses It's like the old ones are 3.8 gallons. What the fuck a 3.2 3.8 You're like a Tim the Toolman Taylor over here. Standard toilet uses 1.6 gallons of water per flush Yeah, that's a lot. However, newer high-efficiency toilets can use as little as 1.28 gallons. Yeah, like yeah, I mean Yeah, buddy. this is your, like you put up with it for two, for four years at this point, like. Yeah, I mean, that's insane.

Celebrate it. At this point, she's going, what's this guy's deal? Like, you're making me change the fucking, the rhythm now? Also, she is wrong, and it is weird. 100%. I mean, she's crazy, and you should. Maybe you oughta drink a little more water, it wouldn't smell so bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right? I don't think you're wrong about that or you know, but I think the answer here is flush the fucking toy. I got it I got it automatic flusher Bypass this broad Install it. It's probably 300 bucks. That'd be a ballsy fucking move 300 bucks. She can't do nothing about it That's a wild escalation. My brother owns a plumbing company. Call me. I'll give you that.

I want one of those. That's pretty good. I'll give you industry. You want one? I'll give you insider pricing. Flossing the toilet is too much for you for it. You ever have to touch the button at the airport when it doesn't register for some reason? With my foot. Yeah. You gotta hit the fucking button. Absolutely. Now listen, that's a place where I'll let it mellow. Fuck the airport. I don't care. Fuck chaos. And yeah, I don't wash my hands at the airport. I don't wash my hands most of my poop for sure. But please, what are we doing? Right. Sure. Poop I got to. It's usually on my hand. Yeah. Clear.

Yeah. I just need some nurse. Yeah. Foley puts gloves on before he shits. I think he's about to tear up a rotisserie chicken. Dishwashing gloves. I wonder. It looks like I'm working at Terry Black's. I wonder how much of like aggressive pushback he's given. Is he like kind of pussyfooting this and like,

babe, could you or like. Yeah, he is. Or just be like, yo, babe, could you or like his or just be like, yo, babe, you got four years. That's crazy. You got to flush the fucking toilet. It smells like fucking Yankee Stadium every time I come in here. This is a wrap. What are we doing? You drink it. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck?

Let's go. This is no longer Mexico. You got to be with the you got to be with the times. It's like if she went over someone else's house and peed like they were at a dinner party and peeded she'd flush it Yeah, she's fucking aware that it has to be done right right. Yeah, you're not doing a lot of shit You know you're in America now. You're not in Mexico like okay. You had to do that in Mexico You're also drinking the tap water now. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like I you just like just fucking

Just fuck like this really you right in that he let it roll too long and you can hear how cucked he is in his voice, you can hear how powerless he is. I mean, just going on pure stereotypes alone, white podcast listening husband, immigrant, fiery immigrant. You're describing my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100% your wife gets the better of you all the time. Sure. immigrant fire is a great year describing my yeah

uh... a hundred percent your wife gets the better of you all the time sure he had a good deal yes always about america to the other day we got in a fight as she tried to convince me john mayer was in maroon five is the american culture and john mayor near your big fan now, but

Really played a guitar you can he can so yeah, dude I don't I really don't this is kind of crazy because what you do is tell your wife I really don't like this. Yeah, it would mean a lot to me if you just started flushing every time We did like you could even say look if you're that worried about it I'll even install a low flow toilet. Something. A high efficiency toilet. We'll cut back somewhere else.

I'll do the dishes by hand. Something. Yeah. Get one of those two, John. You know what has the half and the full? Sure. You see them in Europe all the time. A lot.

Yeah, exactly. A lot of our solutions are get toilets that you would see in a fast food restaurant. I know, but it's also like we're trying to bypass this broad. Just tell her to fuck, like let's be like, hey, if you respect me, you'll keep fucking, you'll start flushing the toilet. This is not like, this shouldn't be up for debate. There's no sweat off her back. Totally, totally.

There's literally like, all she has to do is press a fucking button. She's trying to do the right thing though. No, no. What she thinks is the right thing. Is she an ecologist? It's gross. Like, does she fucking recycle? Like, this just feels like to me cuz she's thing I will admit that I definitely when we live together. I'd let my pisses run for you. It's are different

I would I might say you still do These to pee in a bucket and it would leave it there for weeks And it would leave it there for weeks Geal what look like fucking buttermilk Where were you living should have her move in with that guy yeah Did you have more than one bathroom or what I just had one where was this this was in Murray Hill? years ago Incredible stuff man um

Yeah, you're gonna put your foot down to just put your foot down and go. This is non-negotiable We can't keep doing this if you respect me and love me or I'll call ice. Yeah, it's like things are getting kind of Right now if you don't listen to daddy this reminds me my grandma went through a phase years ago where she was like Really afraid of like clogging the toilet So she would flush all she would like put all her toilet papers like used in like a trash Can next to it wasn't even like a clothes top thing crazy, and it drove my mom fucking nuts She was like stop. Do you can flush it down the toilet? It doesn't matter like this is fucking nasty that the house is gonna smell like, you know, a public bathroom. Sure.

Yeah. This reminds me of that because it's like, I just know logic will not get through to this woman. Yeah. Even if you show her like- It's some weird emotional thing she has. Yeah. And it's like deeply ingrained and it does sound like a big cultural thing. And yeah, she's been doing it for like 12 fucking years.

No, my parents were like that too where it's like grease You can't same thing with the toilet paper and like I grew up We didn't flush like I remember going to fuck that was a college thing for me. I was like whoa nice I don't have to fucking put this fucking guys are mashing your turds sink Hey, you guys don't keep your dogs here No, I didn't I wasn't listening. I was fucking sending a slack message. No, but we we yes we Hold on did you ever see that? I don't know if it's a podcast and the guys like wait is this it's the blacks

He's like wait a sec. You guys aren't catching your poop out of your butt Yeah, is that real? I said he would put whole toilet paper He catches the poop and then puts it in and he's like shocked. Yeah. Well, what do you do when you have diaries? Like you watch your hands insane crazy. Yeah, no, but that it's true It's like it's funny each culture does deal with bathroom stuff differently, but either way you just have to be like look This has to fucking end what the fuck? Yeah, just have to be like, look, this has to fucking end. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, just put your foot down, dude. He's not going to.

No, he's gonna roll over. He's gonna be fucking eating fajitas and smelling like piss his whole life. And that's okay, we make trade-offs in life. Hey, Seth, hey, Eldiz, hey, guests or guests. Big fan of the show. Oh, thank you. So, I just moved to a new city a year and a half ago

and in hopes of having a better dating life. Well, that's not the only reason, but that's like a big reason. I'm from a small city, so, you know, we upgraded. We live in, out here living. Respect. Upgraded we live in out here live in this place. My thing is is basically I am only attracted to fat guys Like and I'm just I'm only like if you don't got a gut like I don't love on it and

there's like No fat guys here. Mmm, I don't know what is up with Montreal. She's in Montreal. We only got bakeries everywhere, all this. You know the Dreamboat tour does come to Montreal. Let's flash the date right here. We'll be in Montreal this spring, maybe May I believe so. You know, keep that in mind. Go ahead. Bakers everywhere all this shit but like I dated the one hot fat guy basically around and that didn't work out and I'm like oh is that it? And anyway it's just like do I if I want to find people I'm into do it I don't want to move again sure you can't move to find fat guys that's crazy yeah it's like a crazy where they at the

American Midwest anyway I don't know how you can give me any insight on this but I'd love to hear it if you have some. I love this girl obviously. This broads are trying to bang you. This is a direct, targeted message. And it might work out for her, who knows, who's to say. But I think, I love the idea. See you at your show. I love the idea of like, you know, we talk like, there's like passport bros that go to fucking, you know,

Thailand. Hot tourism. I love the idea of like Canadian women that wanna fuck fat guys moving to Chicago. Moving to Cincinnati. Go to St. Louis or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big weekend coming up in Akron. Going down to the Cheddar Fest.

But it is, it's very, look, all I'm saying is take a fucking weekend to fucking Chicago. Go, go, I mean truly, take a fucking weekend to fucking Chicago. I mean, truly, if you want my actual advice about where you will find the guys you wanna fuck, Chicago might be the, because she's Canadian, she's a cosmo. You're close.

She's in Montreal, it's cosmopolitan, whatever. Also, like. Montreal's close to like. You head over to Old Town. Like, Baltimore, no, where's, I guess Montreal's like above New York, right? No. Just hang out in front of Gene and George Eddie's, you'll find what you're looking for.

It's above New York. Go to Buffalo. I mean, you're not that far from Buffalo. Rochester, Albany. Buffalo's where you want to... Look, you're not, yeah, let's Google Maps Montreal to Buffalo. Because I went one time and we drove up through New York. Toronto to Buffalo is, they're right next door. It's like 40 minutes. So Montreal, I don't, you know, I don't know.

It can't be that far. It might be a couple be couple four hours or so let's see the fattest city Montreal is above Vermont it's not the fattest guys there just fucking go no I mean all right so Syracuse is like nah I mean it's in the fucking map just go from one to the other you you fucking dunce. Starting point Montreal to Buffalo. I couldn't imagine the pressure of navigating a website I know intimately. More like hundreds of thousands of people watching. Oh, it's a seven hour drive,

so it's not super close to Buffalo. But still, you got some fat people. There's fat people listen you're telling me there's no fat guys in Canada. You just got Maddie Matheson. Where's he from? He's from Vancouver. There's gotta be some beer drinking guy who likes hockey outside of yeah that's not a French person. What about Surebreaker Ottawa? There's gotta be a couple of porkers over there. Ottawa's sure sure and so look maybe take a couple I love like hey, I like the idea of a girl's trip to fucking Wisconsin yeah, but you gotta go get some cock in Wisconsin, but so come to New York you have your pick of the three of us

Yeah Thank you to Chris those mm-hmm. I mean look you're fine in fat guys a lot of places Yeah, I can't I cannot imagine this is an issue for you The one hot fat guy in Montreal. I mean Montreal does feel like a place where it might be harder is that European influence? That's a really hot fat guy there in Montreal. I picture. He's like silver hair slick back. Yeah Dress as well. The guy you're describing the guy wants to fuck Oh jazz club and a bakery The guy you're describing sounds awesome father invented the cronut

Big cronut money. I feel like she could go stick out some poutine places up You know find the best poutine place and fucking set up shit like you're on a fucking police stakeout fucking rented Camry And just watch the fattest guy coming into putty go go What is it Tony Horton's Tim Horton's tell you? You'll feel like Dunkin Donuts saying you'll find a fact Right go to the fucking and you'll find out-of-town fat guys. Yeah Yeah

So look, it's not hard. I said I'm open for style of in Montreal. Yeah Yeah, I mean look you're just I wonder where'd you come from? Maybe it's time to go home where they're fatter, but in any major city you're going to get fatter guys. If you want to, just take a trip to... It sounds like you want to stay in Canada. You can find some fucking outdoorsy fat guys. You're not that far from Albany.

I mean you're... Well, put yourself out there a little more where where do we hang out? I mean go to a you know go to a buffet Go to the movies yes. Oh, yeah, go to some fucking. I mean you know that's the wrong kind of fact I was like go to the foot when I enter when Deadpool 4 comes out in a mural or hockey league got it big in Paul store Intermural or hockey league got it big and tall store ah They're going there. That's the that's the fucking bugs out. That's the light for them Yeah, they're gonna converge on a piece on Montreal Avenue on a DXL And let me tell you if there was a hot woman at a DXL should be cleaning up that would be my dream come true

You know what I mean? Just a like I literally think is dude you go to a DXL And you see the fuck fat guys weirdly get to have you know thank God for this get to have hot wives sure I I can't tell you how many like hot women. I've seen just like Picking up the largest jeans you've ever seen you help me with these any Just doing this just like straining to pick up pants to hand to their husband Yeah, I dragging a body. Good luck, baby girl. We love this.

You're very important to the community. Girls like you, we need more of you. And go out there. Go out there, keep, you know, head up the poutine shacks, hit up the Montreal DXL and you'll be sucking off dick that's not getting fully hard in no time This reminded me of a little are you garbage style question hit me okay? I'm sure the people will be interested to hear I feel like it's something that's important to you once you get out of the shower

Mmm, but if you get out of the shower and put on deodorant and don't shower for another couple days. Couple? My experience, odor is not a problem. Couple of days. You're not gonna shower. Did you call in, Eldis? Yeah.

That's when you need to deodorant the most. You do that in between showers. I guess, but some of the stuff, like if you use more of the powder base, which I tend to do, that sticks on you for more than 24 hours. So if you're not showering, you're not washing it off. So like I kind of get that. Like you're, you're pretty good for at least 24. You can, it can spread. This is my common practice. I only put deodorant on after a shower, even if I'm going like

two or three days. I don't disagree with that you know three days are you leaving the house if you don't shower for three days are you like I'm going to work usually not more than two but sure sometimes you know I'm really hunkered down if I'm not sure that's crazy that's part of the problem also I guess my question is what's the harm in an extra swipe or two sure yeah? What's the big deal with the maintenance swipe? What do you I feel like you're I feel like your Bo still comes through When you do when you do that if like yeah, what's the other? What's the other option just pure Bo or like I a gentleman's layer of fucking Old Spice over it? I think if you need to shower, like deodorant will not mask it.

Well then you gotta shower. It will cut through. Right. He's taking the shower out of it. We're all in agreement. He should shower. But if you're in a pinch... So should you, by the way. How are we doing? He's turned us upside down. We're like, oh yeah, I guess if you're...

Fucking shower. This is insane. We're like, oh yeah, I guess if you're fucking showering. This is insane. This is like, it's just like, the answer is so clear. It's like, what numbers come next? Yeah, shower, and if you're not put on fucking deodorant, that's what, that's the answer. I don't know. You should shower and put deodorant on,

and if you don't shower, you should still put deodorant on, and if you do neither, that's worse than the other. Sure, if you remove one one you gotta do the other What are we talking about for sure there's no question here? You're fucking stupid member when I went to I try to go all natural to get off the aluminum He's ever you're wearing like Mitchum or something and dude it took a couple days, but once all like the toxins Yeah, you thought that was a build up you were there was still preventing me man. He we were like made podcasts with the guests He's like dude. You're like it was like Rob Lowe or somebody

Did you stink talk about talk about a hoagie? Yeah, go ahead can't be with everything cool the no aluminum is very for the natural deodorant is tough Alright, I'll just we got something fun for us to go out on here with the boys. Yep Hey, do you know what the zip code is in Beverly Hills? What he did is 90210. Okay, and I don't know if you know the zip code in Dawson's Creek, but it's 90108. Love you, though. 90108? What?

Yeah. Like, I don't wanna wait? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really good, Elvis. Very strong call to end on, because of Foley thinking he was gonna be on Dawson's Creek, you put a, something that should have been a shitty meme, something that's a bad reel

that you wouldn't even throw a heart on. Hold on, where is Dawson's, is it really in North Carolina? Like where does it fictionally take birth? It's not 90108. No, I know, but that's where they shot it, right? Yeah, this is how bad, this is how unfunny this This is we have clarifying questions that is only gonna confuse us more. I thought she said I don't want to wait It's 901 no, no, no, no, it's a joke. Yeah, cuz I don't want to wait to the song, right? Pretty good ended with the bang very good producing eldest as usual

Instincts couldn't be sharper. I could have sworn she actually mentioned are you garbage but I guess that was my note when I like screen this week's again I'm like I don't know I'm not the best comedian but I don't know where this fucking punch line is. I'm gonna get this kid a shower. I'll just raise some right guard on him. This guy stinks. Well great stuff. This guy stinks. Well great stuff.

Watch the special. Route 66 special on the EYG YouTube page please. These guys are the best. We need it. Thanks guys. We'll put links up. Thank you brother. Come to the Dreamboat Tour.

We're already hitting the road probably as you're seeing this. Tickets are good. A lot of shows are sold out but we got a couple more moving, we're adding shows. We wanna see you there, and then, you know, let's start a cult on Hulu. Yeah. You know, all the good stuff. Stavi Gets Ripped, the YouTube series, see it all.

Also, we're on tour right now too, sorry to get you off. On tour, back on the block tour through the Midwest. Shows are selling out, we're adding shows. Get those tickies. Love it. Love you, buddy. See you guys. Love you guys. Thank you. Bye bye. Peace.