Stavvy's World - #123 - Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Welcome everybody to Stav's World 904800 Stav. Sydney and Maria here. I'm regretting it already. This is about to be the best episode of this all episode. You begged us. You literally begged us. Oh I begged you. I begged you. Black queens. Come on. You hit me on text, email. What the hell? What the hell?

This is a complete fabrication. Nice try. I see my friends having new podcasts. I have to pre-record a bunch of episodes before tour. I think of them to come out and this is how I'm treated. How you being treated? Poorly. Poorly. Well you didn't shave for us so I'm already- You need me clean shaved?

Yes! Come on! It's been a while. That is true. She wanna see all your chin. This is exactly what I'm talking about! This level of disrespect. Don't watch their fucking podcast.

Don't listen to it Yes, how's it going gang what's going on I mean feeling good when this is gonna drop but black history month Oh, well, we're well past Where that's over I don don't know if you're paying attention to the news. No, but you said, you know I am not a Trump. I'm not associated with that, man. Bring on the sisters. Sisters, the us, us.

Yeah, that is true. That is, yeah. That's over with. You're here just because of our friendship. Yes. I've stopped. Yeah, before I was getting, Biden was sending me checks every time you guys were coming on. just because of our friendship. Yes. I've stopped. Yeah, before I was getting Biden.

Biden was sending me checks every time you guys were coming on. But now this is just because we're pals. You know, what's crazy is the people who are like, I have more money during the pandemic. It's like, yeah, you were in the house. Yeah, you didn't have a shit to do. You didn't have.

And everyone was getting unemployment. Like so many of my friends got rich because for the first time they were just getting What a human being should make from get like the bare minimum what the government decide you should get and everybody's like whoa Better than my bartending job Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, you really are poor. You're thinking $600 a week is good? This is terrible. Not even enough for my hair. I can't.

Of course. Well, not everybody had a past life where they were extorting men in Miami for thousands of dollars. Some people need to make do with $600. Is Cardi B here? Is Sydney B here? Sydney B is here. You know 600 could stretch a nice long way when you're in the house doing nothing but watching TV. But you know your birthday, happy birthday.

Thank you. How you feeling? You having an existential crisis? What is that? It's cheering. Oh. That girl, you're is that? It's cheering. Oh. That girl, you're hearing going? No. It sounded vegan. It was a...

See, it was very stuffy. Subdued? Yeah, it was in a real... Yeah. You know what? It's fine. You look great. I was fucking with you earlier. You did. You really did. You caught me washed. Well, you said... That was insane. You did. You really did. You caught me washed.

Well, you said... That was insane. You said, I feel washed. Zoom the camera in. And I said, you've been washed. While he calls me washed. Zoom in the camera. You know how society works.

We don't laugh. Don't laugh at this. Well, I'm laughing because of pain. Because I too know how society works. Yes, yes. It affects us all. No, just the girls. First of all, I said there's a freedom in being washed. That's what the truth is. I definitely haven't been washed since I was 20. I went bald at like 19. I know what being washed is.

Are you saying you went home you're right i have luscious hair now i see your confusion what do you mean you're a man with beautiful hair yeah yeah i would love that yeah that would be sick. That would be sick. Yeah, that's what I occupy.

I'm like, that's great. Can we talk about going bald at 19? Sure. Now, are you swooping it from the back forward? What was happening was I had the most vicious type of bald you can have, which is from the front, doesn't look that bad, but you just have an ever growing kind of bald spot that's betraying you.

So in the front, I'm in the mirror swooping it Ricky Martin style just right to cover anything going on. And from one angle in the mirror directly, I'm like, I have hair. And then I was just having lunch at fucking, at the Commons or whatever, like in the main building of the school. And people like, yeah, somebody was like talking about his friend was going balls. Like, yeah, you're handling great stuff.

And I was like, what? What are you talking about? But I'm a man with beautiful hair. And that was brutal. That was and this is like an autistic engineering guy. So he wasn't like, it's like he just says this plain truth right that other people know not to say out loud So I was like if this guy's saying Is it autism or it's just keeping it 100

No, this was not I know you mean there are people that keep it 100 This was not this is a guy who like it was like he couldn't really he didn't like talking that much He was finally kind of out of his shell. We were like before it was almost like we want to befriend this guy I opened him up for him to just destroy me. Yeah, did you like I hadn't even considered my whole life I was like, oh well, I've just got thin hair, you know Like that's what I said to myself when I started going because I had fine, you know fine hair And yeah, I opened him up. I befriended him just for him to destroy me. But just for him to be like,

nice patch right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. It's tough. But it led me to shit, to buzz my head at that age. And you buy yourself some time with a buzz at the early signs of baldness. And especially at 19, it looks like a choice. Yeah. At 30, it doesn't. 19 is like, are you going to the army? signs of baldness and especially at 19 it looks like a choice yeah at 30 it doesn't 19 is like are you going to the army like why why is all your hair gone like what's going but that's what I'm saying you're asking questions okay I'm a man of mystery yeah did this guy just come back from Iraq maybe he knew They salute you, they clap when you walk in. But not the autistic guy.

He's bald. He knew what was going on. But yes, no, he was not a guy who keeps it kept at 100, no. I mean, he did, but not in the same way you're describing. He's not a person of extreme honesty. But yeah, that was tough. And so yeah, for a long time I was kind of doing a very specific combing. And then I just fucking buzzed that shit shit and now I'm taking the power back.

Now I've decided... As y'all do, right? Was the power ever gone? The fuck? That's what I'm trying to figure out. This is one of the only types of... this is a very disrespected hairstyle. I'm trying to figure out a way... No, it's disrespectful. The fact that you invited us on the pod, we both got on hot. Can you loose?

The fact that you didn't put your lace front on for us is upsetting. Can we get some baby hairs? I fucking curl them up, just just right I get a little toothbrush Next year we'll have our annual black history month podcast and next year I'm getting a lace front And then we have to decide is that racist or not? Is that racist or not? No. That's a segment. Is that racist or not? You people would love it. They would actually love it.

They would, you know. I think it would engender some nice debate in the comments. I have thought about becoming a wig guy. That's the next move. You know, I'm gonna get bald pony, right? I had to cut it for something, unfortunately, so it slowed down the full bald ponytail. You had to cut it. When you go get a haircut, do you do it here? Is it DIY? Or you go to a place and the people? I had to play someone with short hair in a project.

Wait, no. Say that again. You had to play somebody with short hair. Yeah, yeah. Well, I had a beautiful long. Let's not forget how long my hair used to be. I know. You almost donated something to me, you're right.

Yeah, the back left corner, that's all me. Some lots of love, how can I? That's how I give back. Oh my God. You know, just when I see Thor. Thank you, Marie, that's what I'm going for. You know what, I think you're I went through the doors. Hammer. Yeah.

Yeah, I've long thought it would be a funny move to actually steal a move from the Black Woman playbook and just be wig guy. The Kylie Jenner's, Miley Cyrus, them bitches be wearing that stuff too. That's true. You're right. But they stole it. That was not their move at first It eventually is trickling down is all I'm saying. Okay, I'm trying to give you credit here I'm not trying to you know, you know, stop I feel like there's been a rise in men going, you know

The turkey right and going to get their hair plugs and stuff here if they have money sure Why not get you want to get plugged up yeah you already did a buzz okay but I'm looking at the plugs Marie and you can tell yeah you don't know it's a hit or miss sure definitely it's like oh you got to go back to Turkey you got to live in Turkey yeah you have to open a Turkish restaurant. Turn the assessor, babe. You can't be walking around, you know, bedside with that. That, you know? Well, you can't get Groupon hair. You gotta get, you gotta, if you wanted to look good, you gotta spend good money.

Yeah, but even still, it's... I would splurge. You would splurge. I mean, you got it. I would splurge if I had to, but I don't, philosophically, I don't want to. But what do you mean you, if you have to? What would, why would you have to? Why you don't philosophically I don't want to but what do you mean you if you have to what would Couple years into being toothless. I was like this is going on long enough You know, I think I have longer on the haircut though. It was definitely your brand. It was a choice

Mm-hmm, and I mean I think Sydney you got to think about it like this girls are still giving him some Regularly I do with the market Maybe having you on at the same time was a mistake this is really i can figure this out but you got me two on one right now you think you've been on the part you talked about having two girls at the same time so on the first incarnation of the pod which it now what's it called now smith mass which i mean where yeah i'd love it i'm coming i will definitely do the pod uh...

yes that is i'd definitely was the the way that bit was born This threesome bit that I ended my first special with was just telling it to you guys on your podcast It had it had happened freshly and I was like this is crazy I'm sorry, you didn't get a special thanks on a YouTube video. I'll get you on the next one. This is the one where you were in that like, there was like a buffalo behind you or something. Yeah, the Lodge, live at the Lodge room. The Lodge.

In LA. It used to be a Masonic temple. It really paired well with everything that you had going on. Thank you, thank you. I do like that. I love doing that special. And then you got on Netflix. So, you know, that's also kind of us. Well, there's nothing for it. We didn't riff any three stories out on that one.

We all needed the YouTube to get to the Netflix. And it's always a black woman uplifting that. Just like Elvis, still. I start doing your act. We're the history books. Page 52 in the book. Exactly. Worth missing needs a help.

Who's Viola? Who's Viola Davis? Oh, I like that. I like that we're both number one on the call sheet. We're both gonna be late, but we're both number one on the call sheet. You're so right. I fucked up so bad. It's okay. You're okay this time. On the next one.

What's the next one? Hulu? Let's see. Whoever opens up the pocketbooks, it's time to get paid for these specials. We've been given them out. But no, Netflix didn't pay you. Don't do that. But it was more of a prove that you should be on Netflix kind of deal instead of a like You know now we've got the the Stavis world Empire, you know Thank you Only person who recognized me when I was in London last year was someone from Europe

And let's remember that for the rest of this show, by the way. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's see how we act. I'm a medium-sized deal in London. But this guy came up to me and I was like, oh, sir, I don't have any change. He's like, no. Or I love you and store these words. And I was like, oh, I still don't have any change.

I was like, oh, y'all people got passports? Look at that. Go for this. I'm proud of them. No, they, we got, you know, shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way.

Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. Shut out of the way. I was like, oh, I still don't have any change. I was like, oh, y'all people got a passport? Look at that. Go for this. I'm proud of them. No, we got, you know, shout out to the Londoners over there. London, Australia, people listen to podcasts wherever they speak English. That does always surprise me that just this has overseas fans.

It's weird. It's shocking what people listen to when they're in their car or they're on the way to, I don't know, Trader Joe's on the train. Yeah. And it's us just talking about hairlines and Viola Davis. Yeah. Hairlines and Viola Davis is the title of this episode, yeah. You know what I want you to do, folks?

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Bad hair, but yeah, cuz you said like some of the plugs are bad. Well, you know They'd be traveling very freely now these guys like they don't wait that is true. They have the weird fucked up dots Yeah, they don't put a hair scarf on because I was Yeah, they don't put a scar because like I was Okay, this guy has this weird cut in the back yeah, oh that was that's a strange way to do this yeah Cuz I'm thinking like maybe it's like a very low low buzz cut and maybe you know the barber He has shaky arm or something like that move to the front all of this just dot dot dot

the dots, walking around with the dots is kind of crazy at the airport? at the airport Marie you don't want airport air? I think even like some of it had like blood in it, it was nasty no but that's the thing that's the freedom of being a man is like I got the work done and what bitch like yeah we have we have normalized hair plugs to an extent that I'm not comfortable with But that's the thing, that's the freedom of being a man. It's like, I got the work done and what, bitch?

Yeah, we have normalized hair plugs to an extent that I'm not comfortable with. I think there should be shame in it. I think you should do it under the cover of night and try and hide it from as many people as possible. And you should pop out when it's full. When it's full, yeah. Like, hit us in four or five months.

Yeah, come out with a nice comb over. No. Come out with a full Jimmy Neutron, you know, before then. come out with a nice comb over. No, come out with a Jimmy a full Jimmy Neutron Party I was at a fashion week party the other day Mm-hmm, and this guy was like he just started talking about how he just got his hair done in LA and I was like, oh Okay, it looks cool. And he was like, do you want to see the before pictures? And I was like, of course. So he showed them to me and then he puts his phone away. We're talking, something else happens.

He has to pull his phone back out. The hair plug photo pops up first and now he's embarrassed. Oh, I can't believe that popped up. You just showed it to me with no problems. You weren't gonna show me anyway. And he's like, yeah, but I didn't want them to see. I was like, no. Right. Right. I'm going to show me anyway. Oh, yeah. But I didn't want them to see. Right. I respect them. You know, I'm actually here for them coming out with it

and just being free because then they'll like it's promoting for other guys to actually do it. OK, so it's it's it's free promotion. And it's like, let's not be afraid. Let's not wait in the closet with, you know, no hairline. Let's be out with, you's not be afraid. Let's not wait in the closet with no hair line. Let's be out with these bleeding plugs. Yeah, yeah. Hair plugs is a BBL for men. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is normalizing plastic surgery overall. If guys are getting that, it's like, we can't be mad about somebody getting a BBL or tits or whatever. No, and they need it. It's like, you don't wanna look at it. It's like, let's just do it. It's like, stop wearing the hat. Stop covering, stop painting it, but spray paint. Like they're spray painting.

No, they're getting like units. They're getting like a piece glued on. I want to try that too. That's funny. That's a funny move to just buzz this and then get like a sick like, and then somebody gives you a scissor cut. I want you to have like an asymmetrical situation happening. a sick like and then somebody gives you a scissor cut like my son's my son's Oh god yeah. She's not afraid of that. That would be a fucking sick look honestly. That would be a fucking sick look.

With the streaks and everything. She'd speak into the manager immediately. That would be very fun and I will do that at some point. Can I take a picture of what she looks like now? Do we think she's still rocking that hair? No, no, that's over. I think it's right there on the left. Is she on TikTok? She does have what you're saying, now she's going extensions with it.

She's getting more in line with where she needs to be. That was so dated. That felt like 2003. That was a wild move. That's crazy that that was how housewives looked. She wasn't even that old. She's 43 now. No, no, no, that wasn't housewives.

Specifically this woman with Mad kids on TLC. Well, if I had eight kids, I think I would be ripping my hair out too. Yeah. This is no way. Wasn't the guy also taking a four-wheeler to get pussy next door or something like that? Wasn't he cheating? Probably. You know, you can't give a man fame. The biggest misconception is the reason for the divorce is that I cheated on my wife, but I didn't he says that though

The rumors that it that his now ex having an extramarital affair were true. Oh, she says she was cheating on him She was getting that weird little bob yanked around It wasn't him. There's hope. There's hope for everybody. That's a freak ass mom. She's like, why you think it looked like that? Somebody blew my back out, babe. This side was smushed in the pillow. You know, when somebody was ripping it from the side and getting it from the back, that's what I looked like the way it was.

That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. Interesting, yeah. That is so funny that those people were fucking celebrities. They were just on a weird TLC show and they became famous. Yeah, John and Kate Plus Eight. But for some reason it made more sense than like now where you're online and just anybody from Nebraska is just chatting,

just putting out all their business, their family secrets and now they're blowing up. And it just chatting, just putting out all their business, their family secrets. That's true. And they're blowing up and it's like, hmm. Okay, story time. Yeah. Just doing their makeup and talking about a horrific thing their grandfather did. Get ready with me while I prepare to go get my driver's license. So when my grandfather died, my dad was there. She's like crimping hunt.

Yeah. It is, that is, but you're right. At least we had, there were some gatekeepers in which weird, which weird random people got famous back in the day. Not giving the producers any like crazy credit, but I do feel like there was a method to their madness and now it's a full-blown like free for all. It's a buffet for all. Yeah, absolutely. A celebrity. and we just learned something about it. It's beyond 15 minutes. It's like someone's famous as hell for like

Ten like like one day. It's open then it's like I mean the hot to her was the funniest one I was just about she was it looked like it was actually gonna stick and then she did like a weird She's is that weird money for you. Wait what happened? No, I didn't hear weird. She like stole money from a bunch of people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what happened? No, I didn't hear that. She made some kind of fake, like, cryptocurrency? Coin? Now, how does she do that? She can barely talk on the mic.

Yeah, I know. And now she's into cryptocurrency? I don't know. It's like some classic thing that everyone does where it's like, or like a lot of like shitty celebrities do where they like, hey guys, I'm creating my own crypto. And all they do is pump up the value of it and then as soon as all their dumb fans buy it they sell all their stocks and then it just goes it just plummets

and she basically did this and imagine being the kind of fucking idiot that's like Haley Hawk to a Welch is who I'm going to take financial advice from and by the way what pissed me off about, there's no documented evidence that she's even good at sucking dick. She just made one joke about sucking dick, and she doesn't seem like, if I had to guess out of a lineup, I wouldn't be like, now that's some kind of head monster. You don't think she could get good sloppy toppy?

Not really. I don't think so. She got them eyes that look like they kind of glaze over when she do it. You know? I mean, she looks dumb, but. No, I think what she said was full-blown SoCo lime. Just, it was liquor talking.

It didn't seem like that was really her. It didn't seem like it was in her. But it was funny at the time, but I was just like, how was she able to take this so, like, stretchy? I know. Because if you, first of all, if you skinny and blonde and a white lady, they are like. That's true.

That helps. But she's not even that. I mean, she's like fine, she's average looking. Yeah, but I'm not saying you have to be hot, just to be a skinny blonde girl, that's it. And she talks like butters. Have you heard her talk? Like when she gives like her opinion on anything, it's so funny.

I mean, she is just a stupid, she's not her fault, she's some dumb like 23 She is though she's like an uneducated 20 whatever But I at least can you know my podcast, you know, it's a little more entertaining than to a hock to a talk or whatever So she just fell off the grid I think she just did another one recently she's back on Yeah, I saw that she like broke her silence But I think after the coin dropped like people were mad at her within 24 hours dropped like people were mad at her within 24 hours yeah because they lost their like life-saving time but again imagine what I just said about how dumb she is everyone who purchased that is eight times dumber than she is

but do we think adults were buying it or we think people were putting their like college tuition money into that I don't know I don't know how you get wrapped up in a hock to a coin I don't know either hock to a coin they Like I don't know. I don't know. What? What? But imagine being in a bathroom stall, coked out of your mind. You're like, right.

You know, I heard about. Yeah. You know, I'm trying to diversify my portfolio. Yeah. Like, yeah. I think also just that's how much people like the thought of getting their dick sucked Then it's like that the fact that it's even just kind of related to a joke about sucking dick They're like, you know, I like her. Does it? I don't think it had like I even think like sex work and all that stuff. It's gone down like no

What are you talking? They still making money? They're making money, but I feel like they were making more at a time I think I think now is a golden age for you. Really? Absolutely. Well, you know what it is? I ain't paying for it. I don't know. You know what, I actually, I don't know about this world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have no idea. I know there's a girl on TikTok that's in Australia that's making like so much money a day. That's what I'm saying. A blue eyed Kayla or something like that. She's been talking about getting railed and doing anal and Splish Flash.

And you decided not to support her endeavors? No. I clearly can't afford her. Women not supporting women! I think it's a golden age. I feel like every... If you're with doing even like even if you don't do like anything crazy I feel like I know I know people who just like Have a pretty tame Sometimes it's not even only fans. It's like other sites where they just like show picture their tits or something and they make Hysterical amounts of money really yeah if you have a fan base

Yeah, every guy who follows you because of their you know, how fucking Animalistic dudes are are like, oh, I guess I oh I like her videos. Oh, I'd like to see your tits And then if it cost you like four dollars or whatever you're like fuck it I'll just pay for but and then it's like if 10,000 of those guys just filter in and out you kind of 10,000 of those guys just filter in and out, you kinda... 10,000 times four is way. And this is how you become a pimp. Cause the way you're saying it. A million dollars.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and that's the pitch I make to them. When I sign them up. I'm sitting here like, okay. Who made me want my mail? You'd make a killing. I'm not saying do it, but I'm just saying that is how it works.

Like, yeah, anyone who does any kind of niche content It's like the olds just end up selling some kind of well. Yeah, that's what happened with a What's that girl? The cash me outside girl? Yeah? Oh my god. She made like million dollars a month or something crazy yeah, she made like 50 million dollars on only fans she made a Some math Yeah, she made like 50 million dollars on only fans. She made a lot. Yeah Then he started to do some math Bad baby, yeah, it's insane most money on only fans. It's fucking crazy. I don't know Post her like receipts and don't do image search you fucking freak. Let's look up the amount of money.

No. 52 million. 52 million. And that was in 2002, like, that was like two years, three years ago. How old is she? I mean, she's like. I wanna say it happened like right after she turned 18.

Yeah, she turned 18 and she immediately made it on all the fans. Yeah, and people were like, yes. Yeah, which is fucking wild. We've been waiting since 16. Yeah yeah some wild shit has been said about Don't know it's like how do you get there like for my entire? Life of like you know even after having like having a birthday. I was like man I never was like how do I get to that point sure of like so cuz maybe that's why you hear what?

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Damn. Yeah, grande bambino. That was crazy. I didn't know we was gonna be dragging each other like this. Yeah, but the thing is, it's not, like when I came on here before, it's not just me. It's like, it's really hard to get an apartment in New York City. Of course, no, I'm relaxed, dude. I'm fucking with you.

No, no, no, no, no. Everybody was laughing, even the girls, even the girls was laughing. And I don't like that shit. I don't like that. You got my main girl over here laughing. I'm like, it ain't that fucking funny. You know what? This is good.

But you together at the same time, there's low lows, but there's high highs, too. I get it, but I also could give it, there's a multiplier on the roast as well. Yeah. I saw everybody just in unison and that actually outraged me. I had to slide my mug to the side.

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So do me a favor, grab a refreshing twisted tea today and keep it twisted. How's it going? Have you done some nice interior decorating? I ain't got no curtains. But this one is beautiful. I love it, it's so nice. We're happy for you. These are, yeah I don't know, probably. I don't, mm-mm. Those are sound, some kind of sound curtains. Maru you see where I'm at, it's not a story, I mean, you know, Brooklyn curtains. Sure, sure. Well you don't have any right now, So again, let's just not. Right.

Queens curtains exist. But if you don't know this, like people who are in, I feel like a certain tax bracket, a lot of them have curtains wide open all the time. They want people to see. They need people to see how much better than them is. Yes, they are. So also, I'll just say this.

As somebody who has known white people my entire life, y'all don't believe in curtains at all. Yeah, I'm curtains. Y'all thought you I have driven through many a neighborhood Can't afford to be yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at his chandeliers and no interesting artwork everything like we see everything and then you'll be to scope the place out Just on the bus every day I see it I've started the windows are open oceans 13 together Sure you need the guy in the van on the headset. You need a hacker. You just want to be like, hold on. This is going to be real hard to decrypt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. You got to have that person who's the decoy.

Of course. Do the distraction. They fall. That would be Marie. I think you'd be a good decoy. Really? Who's the one that's going to do the heist? You? Nah, no. You're the decoy. I think you'd be a good decoy really. Yeah, who's the one that's gonna do the heist you?

Nah You're the decoy. I think you're the decoy You and I'll be doing cuz you be going through your purse looking for all the gadgets Realizers at her house Okay, maybe yeah, all right, maybe maybe okay You're gonna have a heist bag. I'm showing up in a fanny pack or a little backpack stuck to my back. No, you're gonna have an outfit and a look. A parachute backpack. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, alright, maybe, maybe. Okay, maybe we need a third friend. Who's gonna do the heist? Yeah, I'm probably in the van.

No, he's in the van. He looks like a van guy, actually. He'll be a perfect van guy. Then we're fucked. All the fucking alarms go off. He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my bad, my bad, give me a sec, give me a sec. He's like, how did you all the fucking alarms go? Yeah, we got yeah Four. We got six more actresses. It has a nice little ring to it. Should we write the show? We need to be in a lab right now. This is a mess. Go whoop.

Right now. Tell them we'll be done with the idea by noon tomorrow. By noon. Yeah, yeah. If we don't get distracted. Okay. We will. Yeah.

We will. Somebody get they strongest Addie's and let's do it. I have a couple somewhere laying around. A couple? Oh no, we don't want, I know it's been in a random, like, jean jacket. The weather's been fucked. It's been humidified. Well, I've been sober for a year, so there are at least a year old. Sober, so no nothing?

No nothing. Oh. Okay, give them one of the claps. Come on. I'm going back. Don't get me wrong. I just wanted to do the 35th year of my life fully sober. Wait, how old are you? I'm 35 right now. I'm about to turn 36. You look terrible.

Crazy. Happy birthday, son. It's actually Eldest's birthday today. No way. Happy birthday. It's mine tomorrow. Your birthday's are that close? I know.

It's weird. That's terrible. Oh my God. You guys are really like so much fun. I know. You guys are so much fun. I know. I'm so excited. It's actually Eldest's birthday today. No way! Happy birthday! It's mine tomorrow. Happy birthday! Your birthdays are that close? I know, it's weird. That's terrible.

Oh my God, you guys are really like soulmates. Did you celebrate your birthdays together as kids? No. No, but it was nice, because we got to go back to back parties, you know? Because as little kids, we didn't have like joint parties, but you know, Eldest often was like the little, the warm up party in his little fucked up

Me and eldest her birthday and our buddy our buddy the the mysterious big P We would often be eating you know Pizza's at eldest's house watching you know playing Nintendo Watching you had cable before us so we're watching That's the one thing you had on us. Relax. And some height. At the time, that's the fucked up thing. At the time, until like when we were like little kids, we were like the two big kids in our class.

And then Elders just kept, he just fucking destroyed me. Good for you. My sister's been going through some old home videos and she sent me a video of Stav when he was like eight. We're all just hanging around my parents room on the computer and Stav was like, my mom was holding the camera and he was like, we're fat people and we're proud of it. You know what? That's America. You need to post that video. You know why because Eldest's mom always fat shamed us because we were crushing pizzas.

We were like, we were like putting three slices together. No, we were destroying snacks. She was like, say it again, say it again. And then he said it and you hear behind the camera like, ew. That's his mom being like, ew. Were her bullying you didn't help? No, no, no. Shout out to moms who fat shamed.

She was awesome. Yeah. And I remember every time I would see her she'd be like, you're handsome, but you didn't help. Moms who fetched. She was awesome. Yeah. And I remember every time I would see her, she'd be like, you're handsome, but you're too fat. But she would say all that stuff and then me and else would sit down for breakfast and she would cook us each an egg omelet. Like it was not, you know, she was shaming us for providing all the snacks. Yes, that's what moms do. That is true.

You're going to disappear. Big and they'd be You're not gonna eat, you're gonna disappear. And then you get big and they be like, oh no. You need to disappear. You need to go on a diet. So okay, let's do, every time you're on a diet we do the like Sydney's life checkup. Things seem on the up and up. You got an apartment, everything's good. You know. Life is good. Life is sweet. You've been here. You've been here when things have been low. Let's celebrate when things are high You bring up your past Now you're shy I'm trying to celebrate my pal. It was crazy because I'm the way Marie the other day I was like, yo, this time last year I was going to New Jersey to a guy.

That's what I'm saying. This is huge. Look at you now. This is a huge upgrade. Look at you now. This is a huge upgrade. Yeah. The guy with power. I don't know what moves. Yes, yes. No, you're right.

You're right. See? What a difference a year makes. Everything is better. I love it. I mean, literally, I feel like this is the worst year for the world. Oh, sure. But personally, going to be the best year of my life.

I love that. Yeah. What do you got? Any got we got any big plans like the universe wants me to win okay I mean yes you casually mentioned being at a Fashion Week party like it wasn't anything Besties! Is that my bestie and a testie? Like, yes. It is. The gag is. The gag is, we're best friends. There you go, dude. I feel good. I feel like, you know that scene in The Matrix when he finally believes he's the one? Oh, at the very end? He can see all the zeros and the ones.

I feel like that's how I'm moving through life right now. Really? I'm like, oh, I see how all of this works. Nice. None of this matters. That's awesome. Yeah. So, none of this matters is your big takeaway? Nice. None of this matters. That's awesome. Yeah. So none of this matters is your big takeaway?

Yeah, none of this matters. I like that, a little nihilism. Damn, when I thought that, I was for sure on drugs. But yeah, that works. I wanna have that same feeling, but sober, but it's hard. It is hard to me, yeah. Well, Marie. It's the self-awareness, that's the thing.

I think you have to be delusional and have your peripherals off right to like really Bask in the like you said like nothing matters, you know But if you think for a little bit of like what is currently going on it kind of yeah You can't think about what's going on. Yeah Yeah White people do it. Yeah, how do y'all you know succeed in life? Just I feel like you don't think about what's really going on Keep your head down and move. No, yeah

Cuz you don't want nobody see his ball I'm like, yeah What's up guys? It sounds like this. No, I'm free. The Free the Nibble movement, I'm the Free the Bald Spot movement. Just let it go. Take as many pictures from behind me as you want. I don't care.

I like that fucked up little crown of baldness. But me saying none of this matters is good for me. You move through the world like none of this matters. That's the difference. of this matters is good for me you move through the world like none of this matters yeah yeah I don't yeah people who are too focused on how other people perceive them or what is like those people are miserable because they're so in their head for sure that no that's what it is I wouldn't say I'm miserable it's more like I'm I'm too caught up in the the thinking of you know when you're you know when people like play chess

and you see them sitting there and they're like in it. You play chess? Come on, Queens, damn it. I was gonna let it slide, for the record. Sydney, I was gonna let it slide. What's up with me? You said, we fall down but we get up. What are we doing here? You said, you know down but we get up.

What are we doing here? You said, you know how I like. Do we need to take a meeting? Do we need to, here's this. Sidebar. He said, when he says something bad, you're going to come in and say. Girl, you said, you know how I like when you play chess? I'm like girl, when have you played chess?

You weren't supposed to say that bitch. Okay, you know how I like when you play Uno? No. And you try to say that bitch! You talking like when you play Uno? No! You talking like when you play Uno? Because he doesn't play Uno! Uno is a game amongst all races, thank you very much. No it's not. It's not culturally free all. Yes it is. I've never seen y'all dismantle a whole family over Uno.

I've never seen y'all dismantle a whole family over Uno. Yeah, I mean we don't even need the card game to get to fish bite my family. Yeah, I mean we don't even need the card game to get to fish bite my family. Yeah, we don't need the setup. It could just be petty squabbles. Yeah, well that's good. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Beautiful. Fighting with family is, I wouldn't know because I don't talk to them. But I would like to spice it up a bit. In what sense? You know when you're like, oh I was fighting with my mom and she did so it's like My sister asked me for money. She's black like You well that you had the fights the fights are you had some big ones is what it comes down to Seems like you won the fights. Mm-hmm. Oh, no I didn't I only had one crazy fight at a funeral for me to be like,

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how to check yourself or make a donation to at TCS Society today to save lives and balls. Man, well it sounds like we have a lot of, you know, knowledge amongst the three of us. A lot of emotional baggage that we can we can send to our Beautiful listeners don't you think eldest yeah? And again here at the halfway point anything you guys want to plug The pod of course man here for mess yeah here for mess Marie has why are you single?

Oh, yeah, you are too. You should bring your ass on there. I'd come on. Yeah, I'm bad, you're never really here. I'll be back in May. I'll be back in man I'm actually gonna stay in New York. Oh, yeah, I think for your episode in May I'll have you be like the dater and I'll have three women competing. I'd love that It's a show that they have the least amount of red flags for you. Oh perfect. And that's not his type He wants a red flag Everyone that's booked will be covered in red flags for you. Oh perfect. And that's not his type. He wants a red flag. Oh no no no, everyone that's booked will be covered in red flags. Yeah. But it'll be people that are like,

you know, you'll just be there to judge them and at the end you'll, cause whoever has the most red flags wins. Oh love that. So yeah. Yeah. Just go on one of the worst dates of all time afterwards. I mean, it might change your life.

Have you had any, has any romance come out of your show? Oh I'm sure. Have people dated? None that I know of. Yeah. Because the show was never made for me to help people find love, it was for me to you know kind of drag them a little bit in front of 400 people. But like everybody in the audience gets a red flag, we all hear stuff and we be like ahhhh. Right, right, right. And then at the end it's like oh we all kind of do some of the stuff that we judged of course all right that's fun like that's what dating should be about it should not be like dissecting stuff it should just be like this is all silly yeah but apparently it's hard like it is hard hard i i have always been like if it's if it's

too hard i'm not gonna do it I don't want to do too much work But I see we had a conversation today about the work that goes into relationships and I was like, oh that that sounds like a lot Yeah, yeah much work. You're like, oh, it's another job. Yeah I gotta consider you If I don't talk to you for a whole day now, that's to hurt your feelings? No, you can't do that. I can't fall off the grid? No, you can't do that.

No, you can't do that. You're mad. No, you cannot do that. Or you didn't initiate a check in? What? That's crazy. Oh, I haven't heard from you at 3 o'clock. Hey, I woke up at 1.

I'm just getting my bearings. This sun from the... I finally got enough... I don't get natural sunlight until 3 p.m. in my curtainless apartment. The afternoon sun just woke me up. Are you talking about yourself? Just kind of generally... No one in particular.

Okay. What's the last girlfriend that you had? Legitimate girlfriend? Or the last person you dated that you were like, I care about this one. It's been a while. It's been a while. Couple years probably. I've been married to the game, thank you very much.

I was going to say something crazy, I'm not. You can go ahead. Whisper it into the muscle. So only the listeners hear it. I was gonna say something crazy. I'm not There I would love to hear the crazy thing yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't know I've been I You I actually have been working insanely hard the last couple years and that's part of why I want to go that's why and I haven't lived in New York I haven't really like been able to have an actual social life and even not even dating just like social life Like I see my friends. I have seen you guys

From podcasting like I've seen all my friends more on the podcast and I have like out after a show hanging out or whatever So I want to get that back. I think it's we've worked enough You know what I mean? Like I can. Aren't you getting ready to get on the road? Yeah. When I get back though, I mean like I get back in May and I want to get a different apartment. Like this apartment is turned into my office. Yeah. And it's not relaxing to be here. So you're going to get another apartment.

I'm just going to get a place I can actually live in. You're going to have this and that. We'll probably keep this as a studio until I figure out if I want to like stay in Manhattan or if I want to come back to Queens or whatever you go to Manhattan I want to try it out Yeah, I was wondering who was gonna be a picture of her tits on Instagram We do need to just reboot sex in the city, I'm Carrie you guys are both there eldest is a Sorry I'm sorry. I don't even get Charlotte. No, no, no, not even close. You're definitely not. Don't you know?

No, the sound effects are in service of the show. You don't get to editorialize all this. All right. We all saw it was Miranda. uh... or steve or steve you know the guy uh... all right let's see what we got here eldest hey Stavi eldest and guest the question I want to ask you guys is my sister is dating

somebody who has not been working for about a year now me and my mom were we spend my sister money a lot because she works at a train museum Surprise surprise, California state jobs. I mean, they don't always pay good. Sometimes they take very shit. Yeah Like now like her it's not an essential part of the state government. It's a cool job cool job. Like now my sister, she's always going to surgery for like, different ovarian kind of stuff. And's going into surgery again this month and at the same time they're moving to one of the shittiest fucking areas in Sacramento bro I mean we all know Sacramento sucks but fucking there's really bad fucking spots in there okay but yeah this dude he had a job when they started dating, but he fucking,

he quit that. Um, I know he, I think he got fired because he just stopped going. And then he got another job at fucking Kevin's Crab Shack. And on his first day, he had a panic attack and fucking quit. I mean, dude, not having a job for a few weeks while you're looking for one is totally fine but bro when you're dating a girl and she has to pay for all your shit that's not and her family members are also paying for your shit like dude I want to stomp this beat out that's not right you should be doing you should be right and I'm thinking I should be in ju be doing, you should be writing stuff. And I'm thinking I can fucking talk from man to man. You should be in jujitsu class.

You should be getting ready, bro. You should be training Brian instead of writing stuff. Let's finish him out here, Elders. You know, cut the bullshit. Tired of hearing my mom bitch about this dude. I'm tired of bitching about this dude Yeah, needs to fucking grow up there. They're older than me. That's that's all I know I Befriended a Bosnian co-worker with some good old Albanian racism. That was kind of cool. Thank you guys cool thank you guys he's saying his Bosnian friend talks about how bad Albanians are so it's that classic the Balkans thinking they're better than

each other when they're the exact same type of guy that's always fun although I was like what yeah it's white on white racism don't worry yeah as you were giving money to the sister who's given money to this guy, you already know what you need to do and you got to that conclusion while you were leaving that voicemail. I mean, it's also like she's his older sister and at a certain point, this isn't your problem. Like I know it's like, it's kind of what, does he still live with his mom? Like what's, there's a lot of curious,'s a lot. I'm curious about here, right?

We're not adding up a lot. I lost not adding up the surgeries every time I don't know if no surgeries the job the train is a They move in a Sacramento like who just moves to Sacramento. I think they probably live already in Sacramento That's where the she's where the state? Train museum is and they're moving to a shittier part of Sacramento But yeah, you're right a lot's not adding up here like how serious are these health problems number one? What's their insurance? Yeah, what's the insurance situation? Who knows though she's a state employee she might actually have good my she might have a bad salary

But she might have to work enough hours to get that though. Yeah, who knows but but I am real job in a while Yeah But like I am a little she's older than you and this is ultimately like yes, obviously this guy sucks But like have you had a conversation with your sister and the hard part is we've all been there when somebody He doesn't have it in him, you know, he doesn't he's calling this show Stop shows the new Delilah You know he doesn't he's calling the show He need to heat up some Mountain Dew Warm up cans and beat him in the full of get a pillowcase full of hot Mountain Dew cans and beat the fuck out of this guy and tell him to apply to Lowe's

They're always hiring You know what a bunch of stuff just opened up they fired all the DEI people so these people is very pure white Yeah, does this guy know how to code maybe Elon will hire him So, I don't know man. I mean don't obviously yes You reserve the right to beat this guy with whatever soft drink of your choice you want But I mean at a certain point also How many times have you been there where it's like somebody you're close with dates a fucking idiot?

That just happens, and sometimes the harder you push against it, the more they're like, so that's what the hard, I love him. Yeah, that's the hard thing here is that like, I've been there, we've all been there, and some of this is you just gotta let them figure it out. Also, how old are you?

What's going on with your family? You're still living. Yeah, also how old are you? What's going on with your family you said like you're still with your you're still living with your mom How young are you you might just need a little bit of time to go do your own shit and stop? Being worrying about your family too much, especially if this guy you think he's 15 17 I think could be early 20s early 20s, and I think she's maybe mid to late Yeah, like she's older than me and she could be like a year older than him. Yeah, totally. I think if he stops helping, cause it sounds like him and the mom are helping,

I think if you stop, the mom is gonna hit her breaking point and the sister's gonna have to. Yeah, it's crazy. I wanna know, did the mom donate to the fires? Cause it's like, you give your money to the daughter, but the fires really. When you think about money to the daughter

Well, that's the hard part those that ultimately this comes down to your sister's making Your sister's dick mitized by a loser and that's until she breaks that spell. There's nothing that can be done here She's letting some fucking guy live off her her already shitty salary to the point that she's asking her family for money and moving to A shitty your apartment that it's the problem is with your sister this guy brother. You have to take his dick It all makes sense though, yeah like an unemployed dude would have good dick. Absolutely. That's his survival mechanism. Exactly. He's a hobo sexual.

Yeah, absolutely. He's literally banging for roof. I mean, I was doing that for research purposes. And I will say. Yeah, you're writing a book. I will say. Get to the case and woo. The name of the book, 50 Shades of Porn.

I've seen all the shades, man. Egg shell. Sacramento. Backslat. Sheen. All the sheens. Yeah, I mean, look, dude. Part of me is like, this is your sister's thing. Part of me is like, if you're like in your early 20s

and you're still really wrapped up in your family's shit, you might just need to leave the nest and do your own thing for a couple years and maybe come back when you actually have some life experience and some resource. That's literally what I did, where I was like, my family was driving me fucking nuts, I just went out and did my own thing,

I was lucky enough to have some good years, and I was like, all right, now I can help you guys. Now that I got my shit together, I can actually help out where I can. And maybe, you know what I mean, like right now it seems like you're two in the middle of stuff that ultimately isn't really your fucking job.

Nope, that's the younger brother to fucking, you know. Your sister has to get this out of her system. A lot of people go through dating people that are bad for them. Hopefully she does get out of her system. Hopefully, you know, you're not like, you don't wake up to a text, good news and it's a fucking sonogram exactly that's horrible that's a different question then we'll deal with that when we get there

hopefully we don't but right now you kind of show a little bit. I'll send her $50 for the plan B. yeah absolutely for no I'm not even kidding we will pay for her abortion if this guy gets her credit this show will pay for your sister. If this guy gets a girl, this show will pay for your sister's abortion. I got an extra pair of sweatpants, for her for me so I can get shit. I can't drive but I get you to Uber. I'm gonna put a bunch of twisted teeth

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Hi, Stav. So I'm calling about some relationship advice. Maybe you can help me out. My boyfriend does have immigrant parents. His mom's Albanian and his dad's Dutch. His mom's what? And that definitely influenced himian? Uh oh. Well, leave him. You can't trust him with that kind of parentage. Dutch. And that definitely influenced a lot in his life. But I'm calling because our parents worked together. My mom worked for his dad for over 10 years. And that's

actually how we met. My mom introduced us together Oh, he sounds terrible. And we've been together for like three years. Everything was going great and recently his dad fired my like Years of working together. No wasn't really a good reason. My mom wasn't even on a payroll. She got paid Like her job she did. So the firing didn't really make any sense. It was very cold. It kind of all started when his girlfriend started working with the business and my mom didn't really get along with her.

So she got fired. That's nuts. It was horrible. My mom's been going through a whole life Renaissance trying to find a new job It really fucked with my family My dad fucking hates my boyfriend's dad now. It's been horrible It's caused so much issues and I fucking hate the guy That's that's funny. That's the bottom line. I can't stand this fucking guy I don't want to look at him and this happened of course, right when my boyfriend and his dad's relationship were kind of going well. That's when they do this.

That's when they do this. Yeah, they always have. I can't fucking stand my future father-in-law. My boyfriend really wants me to kind of start moving past it, but besides that, my whole family hates him. And I don't know, it's gonna really fuck with the rest of our relationship.

Yes, it will. If you have any advice on how I can handle him. You have to really fuck with the rest of our relationship. It will. You have to leave him. You have to leave him. I mean, sure, Eldis. I do think, yeah, I mean, there's no, this is, if there's really no reason, right? Like if it's because the guy is so petty that he hired his girlfriend who I'm gonna guess isn't as qualified as her mom who's been working there for 13 years like and it's just because it was his girlfriend wanted him to

do that and this guy also understands that this woman is his son's his son's girlfriend's mom and that doesn't matter enough to him to be like hey hey look, I know you guys don't get along, but I gotta keep the peace. It's like, he is so self-centered in that, that he's willing to sacrifice both, behaving unethically, right? Even if this woman wasn't related to his son at all, it's fucked up to fire somebody because your girlfriend doesn't get along with him, right?

That's unethical enough. But to also not care enough about how it might affect your son's life. He said my son is gonna get a new girl, it's fine. I don't even like her. He said let me fish in the sea. Yeah, yeah. The only red flag I see here

is your boyfriend trying to move past it. Because look, a lot of people have fucking father-in-laws they hate. You know what I mean? The classic in-laws joke is there for a reason. The hack thing to say is everybody hates their in-laws. And I think you're well within your rights, your whole family to be like, fuck this guy.

Gotta leave him. And so, I don't wanna jump necessarily to that, but if he doesn't see it your way or if he goes to the fact, if he doesn't understand why you don't want anything to do with his dad, then I don't think the relationship can last. How do you get over that? He seems like he's probably very family oriented and I'll tell you those people, they draw that line. My family's my family, that's it.

So. So okay, so I don't think he is because she said he's an immigrant and she said his relationship with his, no for real, because I know, because he says his relationship with his dad is finally going well. To me, I know a lot of, this is how my relationship with my dad works, where it's like we did not get along

for years and like now we're trying to figure shit out. A lot of people, a lot of immigrants have that relationship with their fucking dads And so to me, I think the son It might be the kind of thing where it's I don't think they're like super family oriented I think it's the kind of thing where his dad wasn't that supportive and again i'm projecting probably a little bit here But yeah, it's not like your life. Yeah, but No, you get one of those you can play you wrote at own at least three more I mean we got you pretty good this episode Like but him saying him and his dad relationship is kind of going well to me that implies it used to go bad, right?

it feels like it's finally on like Maybe some shaky ground, but it's cool now and he's like just move past it cuz he doesn't want to go back Exactly, but her mom is not gonna let this go. No don't have a job And it's also not something you can look past now I think I think your family's if again, we're gonna believe you were your mom We're gonna believe that your mom wasn't taking three-hour lunches and like he wasn't flirting with the dad It was a love like, you know, just. Wasn't flirting with the dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a love triangle, you know. We're gonna just take you at face value

and if everything you're saying is correct, then yeah, this is fucked up. And if your boy, like, if your boyfriend just takes his dad's side or he's like annoyed at you because you're, he's like, hey, this, you're gonna fuck up my family, my relationship with my dad. It's like, then yeah, he's's not he's not the one for you

But she's been with this dude for three years. She said Yeah, I think so right. I'll just he loves him. He's great She called him his future for her future father-in-law for three years like three years And he look but this is a big test. This is a weird thing that happens And you see somebody Somebody's like how they respond in these types of situations, it's kind of unfair because a lot of relationships will never get tested to this level. This is pretty fucked up, right? That's true.

It's very intertwined. So that sucks. And you're just kind of bad luck here. But fucked up shit happens to people all the time. And ideally you want to be with somebody that you know will have your back if something wild happens. Yeah. Don't seem like, hmm.

So I don't seem like So I don't know I guess talk to your boyfriend about in a real way make him understand that this is not something you can just Get past and if he insists then it might bode there might be some issues and you might have to consider Whether this is the type of person you do want to be with if if there's some kind of compromise you can find If like you know because we haven't even gotten into the fact that let's say he's like I get it we don't want to move past it but can we go do Thanksgiving in my dad's like we can't we our families have to be together but can we go to him and if I'm her I don't want to go to Thanksgiving no no and then going to do Thanksgiving at her mom's she's got the same nose as the guy who fired her. And then if y'all are gonna get married,

oh that wedding is gonna be terrible. The wedding is gonna be in shambles. Fuck, you're so right. Yeah, so hmm. So the odds are, I hate, we hate to say it here, but the odds are not looking good for you. Unless, unless, you know, his dad comes through. Three years?

Just move in three years, you can get you a new man. You can get a new man. Yeah, the dad's gotta get the mama part-time. Just move in three years you can get you a new man Yeah Gotta get the mama part time that's gotta do some kind of severance package something that's gotta come through with a financial Bonus package to make this right. Yeah, I wonder no probably He's he just used that money to buy his 20 years younger than him girlfriend a fucking a new car. Yeah He used that money to buy his 20 years younger than him girlfriend a fucking new car. Yeah Alright, well good luck. Hopefully it doesn't ruin your relationship, but we're all pretty skeptical

I've been single for a really long time, like five plus years. Can't help you. Next! He's like, uh, and I'm struggling financially. Boo! City leaves. Anyway, go back, I forgot everything. I didn't hear anything he said. I've been single for a really long time, like five plus years. I have my own apartment apartment got a good job

Got a car that works. It's paid off. I'm gonna go right away kind of financially it turns independence But I haven't been able to develop anything on the apps And I met a buddy of mine. I hadn't seen in a while and he's you know talking about how he's getting around and I'm like let me see your tinder profile and like see if there's something I'm missing and He's just straight-up fucking lying. He's just like I'm a patent lawyer I'm not sure if he's gonna read. Holy fuck. He's like, yeah, it doesn't matter because I just hook up once and then bounce.

And I'm like, I don't want to do that. I'm nearly certain. I don't want to play that game. Sure, being a misleading women intern getting them to have sex with you, yeah, you probably shouldn't. I don't want to play that game. But at the same time, like... Court room is crazy. Is that the only way I'm gonna get my foot in the door

I don't want to do that, but I'm considering doing that like Should I just make up a job title? Go on the first couple dates, you know, things work out, they work out, if they don't, they don't. And then like, date three, just be like, by the way, like I lied about my job title. Like I'm financially secure, but I do this unglamorous thing. And, you know, I wasn't getting any response when I was being honest. So I had to lie.

You know, I feel like I'm just in a realm of scumbags and I gotta stay competitive in my scumbagger. All right. Yeah, give me a thumbs up or thumbs down whether that makes sense or not. Thanks, boss. Thanks for the work, thanks for the podcast and the movie was great, bye.

Thanks, man. Now, but you can't do this, that's nuts. First of all, if I go out with somebody and I like them and then a couple dates in, they say, so I lied. By the way. I'm already out. Yeah, you're not surviving that. Don't lie to me and don't say that you lied.

I think the secret is, we don't know what his job is, but if you have a good job and you're financially stable, just razzle dazzle the title. Yeah, absolutely. The job must be that bad. That bitches are stable, just razzle dazzle the title. Yeah, absolutely. The job must be that bad. Bitches are like, no. He said it's not glamorous. It's not glamorous, but nobody is upset

that you have a job, though. It doesn't have to, you can be a garbage man and still get buns. For sure. You can be a trash engineer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Sanitation's expert. he's just assuming,

he's just assuming that his job title is why he not getting paid. You might just be ugly, sir. Right, that is, no, hold on. There is something there, unfortunately. We know, again, we know how society works, right? But he said, I'm going off of the voice. Nah, the voice doesn't sound like he's.

The voice sounds good. Yeah, the voice sounds good. Maybe if you're not wearing any hats in your photos, put on some hats. Yeah. Or if you're only wearing hats, let us see what your forehead looks like. Do something different than what you're doing.

It's not, lying should not be the next step. Get off Tinder. First of all, why are you really actually taking Tinder serious? That's why people are lying on there because they're like, this is a joke. Right. Maybe try.

Get on Hinge, babes. I think think hinge might be a little bit better for him since he's you know I met some liars on there too but I really want to see the profile he's got to send the profile to you and then we can actually dissect it because something women I hate to say this on the record we off the record these bitches are blind and dumb Anybody right right be just the job time Yeah, like you didn't put your height in the letter to starve right right are you petite? Yeah, what's going on? What is going on? Because like, and also why are we just talking about apps?

Because you're basically comparing yourself to your friend who is a hilarious liar. He's funny. And also by the way, he's got a mischievous little trickster streak to him, which probably means he's like, charming and fun and like, like the kind of lunatic

Yeah, that would like that women like rent a courtroom backdrop Shake hands with someone in front of it. And if you zoomed out at all, it would be like this room You know, it'd be like a cafeteria or something. Your friend sounds hilarious. Yeah, and he's just like yeah, I'm just trying to Sure, he can't read I'm like you a hater Yeah, and he's just like yeah, I'm just trying to pretty sure he can't read. I'm like you a hater Lawyers lie so yeah Lawyer right he's got lawyer. He's got lawyer in him. Yes. He does have lawyer vibes for sure so You know he's also playing a different game you he see our friend here. I'll just write He's talking about he wants to really really actually date someone he's not just trying to smash and so why are we

just talking about apps right you talked you told us what his profile is but what is yours is a great point and like you know we've we've talked to many I've said this to many people who call in with a similar thing and oh you hear this all the time oh yeah yeah, we have some variation, some flavor of Incel quite a bit on this podcast. And we're trying to turn them around. This is the anti-Incel podcast. We're gonna get you guys some pussy,

you know what I mean? If it kills you, not us. So that it doesn't kill anybody else, basically, you know? We're trying to like, you know, get the mass shooters out. You know? Amen, stop. You're doing great work here. Thank you, thank you. We're trying to like you know get the mass shooters out Thank you, thank you work and so look what exactly be honest with yourself Is it your kiss I also think about going like on apps are people really even looking at the job title? That's something you talk about to kind of make some small talk where you get to know each other, right?

It's not what you lead with it is, so we'll give you the general advice of, look, you've done a great job in getting your life together, right? Apartment, car, good job, all this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mufflers fresh. But like you, like what are you not, what do you still need to do? You clearly don't believe,

part of this is you don't believe in yourself. You don't believe in yourself enough as the guy who's lying or lying or whatever your friend your funny friend or whatever And so is there stuff you can do can you dress a little better? Can you start working out? Can you like get a style something that'll it's not even just for like women will obviously see that will improve your stock But also it's really for you because it's like, you gotta think you can pull this stuff off, and you also shouldn't just be in the apps. I think like.

You gotta come outside. Exactly, like the first step to a better dating life, dating is part of your social life. So if all you do is work or whatever and you're just on the apps, you're not gonna meet people that organically that way. Like go do more shit, be around more people. You'll meet people more organically and at the same time

I think that that can might just be the answer doing more stuff socially might give you more out of the basement, dude Because Stavi had no tooth and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Thank you, thank you for giving me the baby fat. Girl, you aging now. The baby fat. Yeah. No. Yeah, these kids, they don't know who Kamora Lee Simmons are. These kids don't know that. Right, for the fast way, yeah.

But yeah, I mean, I say, fix you. And then when you fix something about you that maybe you're insecure about, now you're a little bit more confident. You walking around like you deserve to be in these places. Yeah. The answer isn't lying more. No. You know. I don't want men walking around with too much confidence. But I also don't want ugly men walking around either. So, fix you and be cocky or you know don't be confident but sad and shoot people up. He doesn't sound violent. He doesn't sound like he's got a five-speed but...

He never sounds violent at the beginning. He's said five or six years, you know what I mean? He's said it in a radio. Year nine, it can get rough. If we're entering a third presidential administration with no girlfriend, things are looking tough. You might be right. But no, we are looking tough. You might be right But no we believe in you you're clearly getting desperate because you're like what could I lie about to get pussy? That's not what you should be thinking. You should be thinking like how can I improve the fuck you don't say it out loud?

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since I was like, we haven't really ever gotten seen eye to eye since I had my unconscious, so that makes sense. Okay. I continued on my dad when I was in like eighth grade, and I'm kind of just hated her for that since then. Growing up, she's like ultra religious, Holy schooled me so I like didn't go to public school.

Oh my God. Ultra religious and cheated on your dad? That's a horrible one-two punch. That's kind of turnt though. That's kind of turnt. I like the Christian way. You get the worst of both worlds, though. It's like you don't have a fun mom who's letting you do whatever you want and sucking dick on the side.

You have an annoying mom who also ruins your childhood. You have an annoying mom who's sucking dick on the side. She got to have fun. She running the house, OK? And schooling you. I'm sure they're getting a real well-balanced education. Let's, alright, go ahead. This is an interesting woman here. This homeschooled me so I, like, didn't go to public school. The Bible was, like, part of my

homework. I mean, I prayed for, like, a boarded baby before going to church. Now she's, like, a hippie, super ultra atheist Like hash pipes and fucking Like bonded shit, but I'm not against that do whatever you want But it's like she's so back and forth and every time we ever speak as adults It's just like either argument or one of us I can tell is pissed off Yeah, I mean my head so I'm not even calling to see like what I can do to fix that I don't care. We never't talked in like a year. He's pissed.

The thing I'm asking, so my mom and my dad are obviously not together. They like, I guess they still talk or whatever like as friends. But my dad and my son's mother, so like my ex-fiance, who my mom helped move out of my house while I was out of town wasn't like. Oh my gosh. This is getting messy by the minute. He's just mad at his, but just my dad and my ex-wife were all still cordial

They will not leave me alone about fixing my relationship with my mom What every conversation we have if there's a law to go have you talked to your mom? Have you thought about reaching out to your mom? I'm not I miss like I don't why would I want a relationship with somebody that? Neither one of us like each other. I don't like her I want a relationship with somebody that neither one of us like each other I don't like her shouldn't like so so not I'm sure we still love each other It's also not your fucking job now You're the kid if they want to pressure someone into fixing the relationship It should be the woman who made you fuck you made you weird as shit

Because she believed that she she thought She her beliefs were so important that she was gonna make you do them. Then, after she's fucked you up, gone and now she's fucking smoking weed and selling dildos or whatever the fuck she's doing. And now she gets to have a good time after she fucked you up.

And she had a fucked up marriage with your dad and just kinda messed shit up for you. She's the one who owes you. So let's start there, but let's finish what he has to say and then. Oh, you riled up over there. I am, you know, mess shit up for you. She's the one who owes you, so let's start there. But let's finish what he has to say and then. Oh, you're riling up over there. I am, I am, yeah. I love my mom, I just don't wanna talk to her.

Like, why would I go talk to somebody I have nothing in common with? I don't wanna go to her house for Christmas. I don't give a shit. You're so mad. But if I wrong, just tell my dad and my ex, it's like, hey, mine's your own fucking business. Stop telling me to go fix my wish with my mom mom because it's like they want me to fix it so I'm at the things also

they want me to fix the relationship with my mom so they can enjoy the company and my mom's company it's like you don't want it for me or my mom right you don't want it for you guys so you guys like oh now I have my kid and my fucking whatever. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but thanks, have a good day, guys. He's angry. Who know you have a good day? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it sounds like, it sounds like, because they're still cool with the mom,

maybe the mom is putting this in their ear too. Probably, yeah. Like, they're like, have you spoken to Bobby? And she's like, no, you know, he doesn't want to talk to me. Right, right, right, right. I don't know why, You smoking sativa today? Yeah. Like, it's the mom being like, I don't know why.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, so one thing I will say, though, is that this guy also is not. He's pissed. He's so mad that it is affecting, like, his thought process. And that's OK, right? Like, no one's telling you to not be mad.

But you also, because you also said a couple contradictory things where you're like, you're like, I love my mom. But I don't want to fucking be around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so is that he, no, that's not contradictory. I, I'm just saying, I don't think he's really, even though he feels very passionate, like these, he gets very serious emotions around his mother.

I don't think he's untangled what he feels towards her because I still think he's like of course I love her but like you have to be honest yourself do you hate her yeah you hate you know and it's like really hates her and you resent your your ex and your dad because it feels like they are sort of picking a their convenience but also what your mom wants over you. You probably feel like your mom sort of ignored you in a weird way, and like everybody is just sort of,

this is definitely triggering some kind of childhood shit. And my number one advice to you is like, you gotta go to therapy to figure out what you're feeling. 100%. Because you're just kind of, you're like an emotional loose cannon right now and you don't even know What stand to take you know what I mean like he doesn't know what he wants out of this relationship He doesn't really thought I think he does like they pressuring him and no you know

He he's like you know she fucked me up, and now she doing whatever she want to do and you know He's he's no longer with his wife or whatever yeah so he said ex-fiance and then he said ex-wife so it's like okay okay he's ex-fiance he's flip-flopping or whatever but yeah he's like i'm sure he's dealing with his own stuff that he might be projecting into this as well but what you're not going to do is push somebody onto me i don't care what title they are. If I don't fuck with them, we need to end the conversation. I don't wanna keep talking about this shit. I agree with you. But that's why I think he definitely needs

to be in therapy. His mom was his teacher slash pastor. Now she's trying to be his weed man. She's like, you gotta go to therapy. Because the dad has forgiven the mom. Well, he's a simp. Exactly, I think that's part of the problem. Well, I mean, I don't know why the dad is coming

to Christmas at the moms at all. But that's part of it, is like, so he's channeling all his frustration towards his mom because she's the easiest target. I think he's got a lot of frustration to go around here. And that's another thing I learned like going through therapy is like yeah my dad I had this Opposite thing where it's like my dad was the one who I had a lot of problems with but there's also even if there's one

Really good parent there's some frustration to go you are mad at them too for letting The other person get away and yeah, I had to deal with that and I had to be like, oh, let me talk Let me get this out of my system so that this is not something I care about. And I distilled it to what I was really mad about, right? And once I knew what it was, then I could fix my relationship. What was you mad about? I mean, it's just how my dad was just kinda like,

it was essentially how he treated my mom. It was like, he just kinda fucked, I mean, and us. Like he was just kinda like, he would take everything out on us because he was kind of, we were the only people that he had any control over, right? Because life was not going how he wanted it. And I just kind of resented that

and I specifically resented how he shoot my mom. And then also all the fuck, how fucked up a relationship I looked at as my blueprint. And now that fucks up how I relate to women. And so it's like, but I figured all that shit out. And then you also start thinking of them as human beings because once you get rid of some of this anger, it's like your mom is clearly a either wildly,

mentally ill person or wildly confused and who knows how fucked up her, child. Like you can, once you deal through your own shit, then you can start empathizing. But I don't think he even knows what he's mad about. Like how angry he is is just like, it's just coming at us so much. He's been mad since eighth grade.

Yeah, right, right. How old are we in eighth grade? Yeah, we're 12 or 13. We're like 11, 12, exactly. And that's already a rough time to be alive anyway. Totally. So he's been mad at her this whole time and he has a kid now who.

And that's, to me, that's the reason I'm like go to therapy because it's not even about you anymore, right? You have a kid. And like the chance, the important thing is like, let's make sure none of this inherited fucking bullshit goes one more generation. Let's fucking, it's up to you to figure out what you're mad at, figure out,

because I think, I guess my argument here is not seeing his mom is not, he hasn't made the determination that his mom is somebody he has to cut out of his life. If he figures that out, great, then cut her out. I think it's just a, I don't wanna think about this mechanism, which is like this person triggers such intense emotion in me.

Push it to the side. One of us gets mad, it's like I just don't even wanna deal with it. You do have to deal with it, I think. If you didn't have a kid, I would let you get away with it a little longer, right? You know what the problem is too though, you could go and get your shit all worked out,

go to therapy, whatever, but then you still gotta go deal with this person who's not working any stuff out So then it's like now I gotta have empathy I gotta do the work then I have to now have to feel better and go to you and then feel Fucked up again because they're not working their stuff out at all sure But we he has to fit he that we don't even know if that's the case right like who knows who knows with this fucking mom And again, I'm not holding out hope because he heard her right in ultimate yeah yes what's going on at your side she has no idea yes she's looking at the dispenser yeah yeah dispensary dungeon slash alfalfa store

she's selling fresh sprouts and fucking vegan cookies. So yeah dude, that's, cause you're so fucking angry and I've been there but it's just a, it's an unfocused huge anger spraying and you need to like focus it in, understand what you're mad about. And yeah, and look at the end of the day, if you do all that stuff, you go to fucking therapy and you decide, I never wanna see my fucking mom again.

That's your right, you know what I mean? But you have to know why that is, because right now it feels like it's just making you angry and you need to know why it's making you angry. And my main argument is because you don't want that to trickle down to your kid. It's a matter. Because especially because you're kind of mad at your,

you know, the mother of your kid, and it's like, your kid's gonna see that. You guys do have to have a good relationship again for your kid It at least has to be you can't let this stuff Anger you so much that it like trickles down to your you know daughter or son so you know the lesson here Don't have no kids. Yeah Yeah, cuz if you didn't have kids this is just I'd be like whatever fuck your mom dude and then next You got something fun for us to go out on here little eldest

Hey, Bobby, um new listener But bingeing listener. Thank you. Um, thanks. I want to call in I've been listening to a lot of the episodes and hair plugs and hair transplants producing has been talked about and I wanted to call in I am a 30 soon-to-be 38 year old woman

very useful those physically and In spirit very useful, both physically and in spirit. But these days I've just been like- Very useful. She said, I still get wet meat. Yeah. She said, you want to come over here, Splish Splash?

Hold on, let me get my floaties. But these days I've just been like noticing this need for Botox for these lines in between my eyebrows. I wanted to see your thoughts because you guys are body positive. Most of the men that I hang out with are gay and are pro-botox and whatever else you're injecting yourself with, but I wanted to get your thoughts on it. Is it stupid? Is it unnecessary?

I don't think it's something anyone really notices, but it's something I notice. So I'd love to get your advice. Thank you so much and keep up the great work. Thank you. Interesting question. I can't relate, I don't know, I'm perfect. Yeah. I mean, I feel like, and it's funny,

we talked about some of this stuff today, but like, I think if it's something that you can afford and it's something that's not permanent, try it out, see how it goes, see how you feel, and then if you wanna do it again, do it again, and if you don't, you never have to do it again. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think the key is,

we were talking about earlier, which is like, you don't have fast stuff like this, right? Like, if you're gonna do it, like, it's gotta be good, it's gotta be done well, and it's gotta be like, don't get a Groupon for Botox, like, go to an expensive place where it's like, well, where you know it's gonna be done well and it's got to be like, you know, don't get a group on for Botox. Like go to an expensive place where it's like, well, you know, it's going to be done well. Go to a place that like the website has testimonials. Yeah.

Or their Instagram is up and popping. You can look at the tagged photos and be like, oh my gosh, she looks like Mickey Roach. Like yeah, she looks like Mickey Roach. Don't go to a med spa. Don't do that. Right. I'll tell you that much. I do that can work it. Don't go. Yeah, meds by don't do that. Right. I'll tell you that much I do that That's why they were like you get facials and stuff like that, but it's not a real esthetician in there So you'll get injectables and it is it's bootleg for sure go bad. Yeah. Yeah, they put an Elmer's glue in your face

Like if you're gonna do it do some research read a couple reviews talk to people that maybe Have gotten it if you were hanging out with gays they get they know yeah, I'm both on their balls You know, it's not some other people notice it's like if you were gays they notice I got a full nine hours, actually. You're like, I got a whole refresher, you want the number? I got nine hours. I look great when I look nine hours. Well, you look like shit.

But yeah. Yeah, it's really, truly it is case by case. And like, you know, I think whatever you want to do, the the flip side of body positivity is like do what you want with your body However, you want to look make it happen. We're also pro we're pro the people are like I never want to do that We're pro people that want to get plastic surgery. It's literally whatever, you know, I'm staunchly opposed to getting a hair transplant You know, that's my choice though. If I were I'd be all for it So you know, that's my choice though. If I were I'd be all for it So you know called Today was like we need you to get hair plants here. I don't think so. You know pretty good right now. Okay, I don't need it

I love that. Yeah, look we we tested it in front of all the audiences and they said you need hair. So Sorry, you won't say no. Yeah call whatever other fact call, you know, you're not gonna do the Jamie Foxx spray on I don't think so. That's the thing is like Jamie Foxx, you know, what's his name? The LeBron James? Like there's just so many Harry Styles. There's some everybody gets People have done it and are doing it. Yeah, that's why I think the power is and not do Three is that real you know but that's Jamie Foxx yeah I mean that's tough the lineup when you're trying to disguise it is the. Look at this picture right here in the trap is always the trap is always tough, dude. This is why the internet has got to be shut down

for a couple of days. Because the stuff that people do and the thing is that he knew he would have to go to things and still get his hair planned. He was on the red carpet in some of these photos. Yeah, he said, what am I going to do? Not go? I have to go. But his hair looks great. Respect.

It looks great now. now respect him. Yeah The lines too crispy for you, it's not crispy enough Too straight. What? Low something that's the thing about when you get the plug You know, he's a beautiful man. He is. Incredible talent. Yeah, lucky for him. He has so much things to lean on.

But this is just... It's a big match for me. For sure. So yeah, but either way, whatever you want to do, you know, happy for Jamie, he didn't want to have the trapezoid line up. Freezoid, trapezoid. We're happy for him him and we're happy for you if you want to do both like trapezoid if you don't want to do it but yeah I think experimenting with a place get one yes and that the elders will post it when the video comes out but yeah do whatever you want experiment if you want. Experiment if you want to. But if

you don't want to, that's great too. Research, research, research. See, like, you know, and the stuff that happens, like, what things look good on somebody, it might not look good on you. True, yeah. So you gotta make sure that it is catered to, you know, your bone structure, whatever you look like. Don't be with the gay dudes and they're like, yeah, honey, cause I got it. And then you fuck around and you look like, now you look like a real housewives of Miami.

Squidward. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And also know what you want to get before you get there. Cause these doctors will try to upsell you. Don't get up sold.

Yeah. You don't have a combo. Don't get up sold. Doing eyes. Yeah. We have a sale on filler today. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you're like, everything must go.

That's not a good sign. The next thing you know is like, well I'm getting a vaginal rejuvenation. It's like, wait, I thought you were just getting a little botox bitch. What happened to the lines between your brows? Good luck, good luck. You know, either way we're rooting for you. Send us a before and after please. Send us their before and after. All right, well, that's gonna do it for us. Thanks, gals, that was so fun. You're the best. Thank you, everyone.

I'm yawning, I, woo, that wore me out. Thanks, everybody, for listening, and listen to the podcast, come see us on the road. Me and Eldis are out there, the Dreamboat Tour. Listen to Mess, and we'll talk to you guys next time. Bye-bye. Yay! Bye!