Stavvy's World - #131 - Steph Tolev

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

Steph Tolev joins the pod to discuss her new special Filth Queen (June 24 on Netflix), growing up Canadian-Bulgarian in a sketchy part of Toronto, how she won the crowd over when she hosted the AVN Awards, Stav’s breakfast hot dogs, micropricked meetups, her weight loss journey, playing Stav’s wife on Tires season 2 (June 5 on Netflix), and much more. Steph and Stav help callers including a guy who’s wondering if his inexperienced girlfriend is pressuring him for marriage just to move out of her parents’ house, and a guy who wants to know how to make his girlfriend tap into her superfreak mode a little more. Watch Steph Tolev’s special FILTH QUEEN on Netflix on June 24!! Watch Steph and Stav on season 2 of TIRES on Netflix on June 5!! See Steph Tolev live and follow her on social media: https://www.punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets  https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev https://www.youtube.com/@Steph_Tolev https://www.facebook.com/StephTolev/ https://www.tiktok.com/@stephtolev https://x.com/stephtolev  Get a free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/stavvy. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Get a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep It Twisted!! Visit https://www.twistedtea.com/locations to find Twisted Tea near you. Visit https://bluechew.com/ and use promo code STAVVY to try your first month of BlueChew FREE -- just pay $5 shipping. Protect your home from bugs with Pestie. Go to pestie.com/STAVVY for an extra 10% off your order. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904-800-STAV. Call in and we'll solve your problems. We have Steph Kolev on the couch today. Steph, thanks for coming. I feel so at home here. Yeah, truly. I'm mostly Bulgarian, but I'm also part Greek,

so this is, look at me. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look at this. I know. I recognize your face from Greek Revolutionary War propaganda. Yeah, yeah. Like, you literally, there's that face who's been like, you know, and then it says, vanquish the Turks.

And there's a little small penis, huge balls. That's me. Small penis, huge lame. No, there's a little, yeah, yeah. You know it says like vanquish the Turks No, there's a yeah, yeah, there's a there's one lady in particular who I don't even know It was we had some you know when you're fighting the Ottomans you even let the gals get a sword Oh, yeah, you're getting desperate so everybody was fighting. Uh-huh. We had this lady bubulina bubulina wasn't fat of even though that is a fat lady's name and everybody was fighting. We had this lady, Bubulina. Bubulina? Bubulina, yeah. Wasn't fat, even though that is a fat lady's name. And she was like a sailing genius or some shit.

It's been a while since I've brushed up on mine. But that's the one lady from Greek Revolutionary War that I think I remember. I could be Bubulina. You could be Bubulina for fucking Halloween next year. I have to do nothing. I'm ready to go. There's no costume costume let the mullet grow in a little longer Yes, I had scarf and just the end of the mullet coming out just a little

Night is nice. I love this. Yeah, you baptized. I was Same yeah naked. Oh, yeah naked. This is our thing naked They dunked a little kids in I kept like joking to my family that I wanted to get baptized Now it is really freaked him out. I'm a full woman. Yeah. Hello. Just full push Yeah, they're just staring you wanted this I think you know I think I'll let you go back I think I'll let you go back suit now. No, no, no, no, you want to go? No, I'm doing if you want me in there. I want my creepy uncle staring at it He's always wanted to see it. I'll be front center ready to go

Yeah, that's exactly it. I do the baptism is it's it's awesome because you have to Because you know my brother recently had a kid my best friends had a kid I was just like thinking about like if I'm ever in the godfather position you have to just like I Like the ritual as fucked up as it's like dunk a baby and it's like he just has a bad day. You know, actually, one of my friends, the baby was like kinda sick, but like people had flown in from Greece, people flown in from like half across America,

and it was like he learned his first lesson of like the show must go on at like 11 months old, where he just like, he just wants to fucking hang out and we're just dunking his ass But I do like the ritual I have to admit like the rituals I'm not religious and you have to be if you're a godfather or godmother Whatever you have to be like do you renounce Satan they make you say you renounce Satan a bunch Yeah, and yes, and then you the spit the fake spitting. I just did this my sister's baby, too But then the guy gave me the thing to read yeah and he gives me the microphone, and I'm killing it.

I'm like, I denounced Satan, and I'm getting it. And he's like, oh, she's good. It feels powerful to be like, I denounced Satan. You feel like there's a gust of wind is going to come out, and you're vanquishing a demon. It feels like the exorcist. You're like, get back, Satan. Yeah, it's very powerful stuff.

It is powerful. And then after the thing, he asked my daddy, he goes, what does this daughter do? She's very good at speaking. And my dad's like, oh, she's a comedian. And he goes powerful. And then he like after the thing he asked my daddy, he goes, what does this daughter do? She's very good at speaking. And my dad's like, oh, she's a comedian. And he goes, oh, can you write her name down? My dad's like, no, I can't give you, you will hate my daughter.

Kathleen Madigan. Anybody but me write down her name. Yeah, I know. I mean, Greek people all the time, Greek churches have like, you know, they'll have like dances, whatever. And the amount of times they've asked me to do stand up at a Greek function, it's like, you don't want this, guys.

Trust me, you don't want this. You don't want this at all. I don't want this. They have, they built like this big hall in my neighborhood when I was growing up. We had the Greek festival there. It is kind of nice. And part of me is like, it would be funny to just like,

rent it and do a show Yeah, yeah, yeah at the like Greek where the Greek festival was as youth like your fans Yeah with my fans, but the problem is I know Because they like church owns so it's like people would like sneak in you know what I mean And if I wouldn't pay because they're like it's the church. Yeah Yeah, that's the other thing. It's like you know they would guilt you into just donating the money. Yeah Yeah, that's the other thing. It's like, you know, they would guilt you into just donating the money. Yeah Let's not get fucking crazy donating it to we're good. We're good. This is my money

Jesus fine. I've seen I've seen all the gold leaf and all the ornate costumes and shit like that Yeah, they're dripped out. They are they're fucking truly dripped. You're seen them walk to their car after they take their fucking little church outfits off, they're like rolling out in the fucking Mercedes, you're like, you're doing good, priest. They definitely are. So you're a Baptist, so wait, where in Canada did you grow up? Toronto. In Toronto. Yeah, actual Toronto, there's this one Bulgarian church

in Toronto and it was actually in the projects. It was so ghetto, so you know, you probably see the same thing where you have to walk around, Easter you walk around outside the church with candles. Then all of a sudden we hear gunshots like, oh, get back here! It was all these old people running back in the fucking thing.

It was so fucked up. That was the church that my church was the shitty. Like, it's the middle of Baltimore. And like, you know, and when I was growing up, it was shitty and you could tell. And in the 90s, they made, there were enough Greeks where there's like, you know and when I was growing up it was shitty and you could tell and in the 90s They made there were enough Greeks where there's like you know they made like three other churches in the burbs But st. Nick's were hanging on strong, baby Right there on the street. Yep, the 500 block and the area has gotten a little better

You know we what happened was there was a Greek there was a you know There's always disgrace with local politicians in Baltimore. And I think there was a police commissioner that was embezzling or something. And the interim guy just happened to be a Greek guy, like some lieutenant, and he just diverted so many funds to Greectown, and they just started completely breaking civil rights laws

and just arresting whoever and they were just went full Rudy Giuliani on it until you know that guy also lost his job and I think that was enough for the conservative Greeks to move to the burbs like you know what we like what was going on over there we'll come back we'll come back yeah we'll come back so it's been a little gentrified but did. Did you watch that movie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Oh, I said I watch it.

So that house was right on the corner of my parents' house. That's where I walked in from high school every day. We'd walk by. And I'd always be like, just maybe an extra. Yeah. I'd linger around outside with them, like, hello. You should have been. Like, what the heck?

They had Joey Fatone. That was as a youth. Joey Fatone cannot act. As a youth, that pissed me the fuck off. I hate that. Because it's like, look, and no disrespect to Joy Fatone. I'm disrespecting his acting is bad. Okay, I don't even care about the acting.

I was just like, this man is not Greek. Like I was mad. Like I had the original like, they're taking our stories and they're putting Italians. They're just substituting Italians for Greeks. And maybe, you know, you know, Nia Vardalos is a hero in the Greek community I won't hear a bad word about her. Okay, maybe she needed that NSYNC bump. I know she did

I think I think I was in there. That was a good bump. I see that So fucking funny. No, no, it was it was well But I just think it's like a every when you're making an indie movie every little oh and the guy from NSYNC is it? You know what? I mean like every little oh and the guy from n-sync is it you know what I mean like every little you know sprinkling like I definitely when I made my movie I was just like Whoever the fuck and I got a lot of you know, I got a lot of my friends But then you know, we got the production company just knew CM Punk the rest of the man. He was fucking awesome He's famous as shit and he was really good in his role, but we were just like yeah

Oh, let's get fucking CM him punk in the mix anyone I can writing some right now And I ran to Marshal Lynch at the porn Awards Remember me I'm writing a movie what you do music all right? I'm like I will use anybody I've ever met my life. I'm gonna shit's ass the fuck I love that you could have been you could have been casting at the Porno, oh, yeah, cuz you hosted the I hosted the avian awards I'm jealous that's honestly a career goal of mine it here's the thing yeah it was amazing yeah yeah yeah the men here maybe you'd be different yeah but they were so happy with me because they'd had male comedians for the last ten years making fun of them this is their awards they don't want to be made fun of they

want to feel like they're part of it like I open on being like wow this is their awards. They don't want to be made fun of they want to feel like they're part of it Like I open on being like wow, this is the only room in Las Vegas right now with no STDs Like make fun myself and I kind of made fun of how disgusting men are in porn but like the rest of it That's great. That's fun. They loved it. I think that's fun because it's like that's an inside joke. It's not because I probably when they're saying making fun of them and when people make fun of that industry it's so much misogyny. Oh yes.

That's just like thinly veiled as like moral. But you're right they don't go after the guys. They always go after like the women in that industry. So I feel like they even just shitting on the dudes was probably a breath of fresh air. Yes, and I had three name references and they stood up and cheered. Charles Derrod, if you know that guy,

he's so scruffy, I said that I have a thicker happy trail than him and he's like, yes you do! And I'm like, what the hell is going on? He's so into it. That's awesome. But I started to beef with this one guy. Oh nice.

So there was this pre-opening show thing was like this guy, Ryan Powell, this is a big podcast. He wanted to have these, I guess, porn starts telling stories, funny stories. Right, right, right. Stick to the stuff in the cock. Tough stuff.

Yeah, yeah. The story's not so funny. So I had to go first. You don't want us taking two dicks at the same time. Trust me, my double penetration, you'd call the police. I'd be shitting everywhere, my hemorrhoids would be out. The guys would be sad. The guys would be like, not hard.

Yeah, the police, they were in a blanket, they're like shivering. They're crying. First time I ever cried. But like, I go on stage and there's these three porn stars, two women and a man, I've never seen this guy in my life. So I walk up and I'm like, who the hell are you? He's already judging me. And I'm already annoyed by him, he's like, what. I've never seen this guy in my life. So I walk up and I'm like, who the hell are you? He's already judging me.

And I'm already annoyed by him. He's like, what? So he's the funny guy in porn? He's supposed to be the funny guy in porn. Everyone knows him. I've never seen this guy in my life. He's on this panel. Big issue.

The funny person who's not actually funny, but is for their thing. When an actual funny person comes around, they hate that. Oh, he hated it. So he's already, I can see this much. I go, who the hell are you? I go, you porn star? star and the crowds kind of gasping and I go you click a cruise ship magician So I do my story it's fine, there's no light on the stage I'm screaming at people I do well Did this everyone else gives me a 10 on 10 for my story gets to him gives me a four

I go because I called you magician He goes cuz he's not funny whatever and I go okay, and then he goes yeah at least him and gives me a four. And I go, oh, is it because I called you a magician? And he goes, because he's not funny, whatever. And I go, okay. And then he goes, yeah, at least my dick is bigger than that fucking nose of yours. And I go, well, at least I don't have to inject mine to get it hard, it's just naturally like this. And I didn't realize there was rumors

that he injects his penis. So the whole crowd was like, I've never gotten a bigger pop in my life. Like, they people were like, what, losing their fucking minds. You just randomly got him. I got him so good. Randomly nailed him. And then he got so pissed.

That's beautiful. And he goes, yeah, well, no one wants to fuck you anyways. I go, I hope not. If you want to fuck me, you want to fuck Danny DeVito's penguin. Nobody wants to fuck this. And then that got him again. So now I like, I'm on a roll.

He got so pissed. You judo rolled into his choke. You're like, ugh. Yeah, okay, make fun of my nose, asshole. As if I haven't. I love when people trouble with my nose. They're like, ooh, you think I walk around with this going, what a tiny little petite nose I have.

You think I don't fucking deserve trouble, mate? You've had to cut 20 minutes of jokes, of nose jokes. Because you're like, it's getting too much. It's hack now. I'm not gonna, yeah, 2K and Sam, fucking Penguin, whatever the problem, no. Yes, literally like it's getting too much. It's hack now Yeah, yeah, yeah to can say I'm fucking I know I know what I look like. You're not fraud to it is watching. I'm like, right put a bald cap on me But yeah, I was like it was anyways, so the whole

Like a riff and then I got like I was into it. I was like, yeah So he was a poor he's, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, it was fun. So he's a porn star? Yeah, it's weird, I've never. There is something weird is going, well, first of all, to no male porn stars, that's a mental illness. You know what I mean?

Like with straight guys who beat off so much that they have preferences, and not even in a gay way, just in like, I like the way he fucks the girls I jack off so much. No, yeah. They have preferences and not even in a gateway, just in like, I like the way he fucks the girls I jack off to or like, like that's when we start going. It's when you yeah, when you can tell, like what, you know, you know, their balls from the from the behind from the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That horrible angle that I understand who's enjoying that.

It's like mostly his ass and just a little bit of the girl underneath. When you know like his nuts, that's a problem. Who's that for, honestly who is that for? I guess, I guess that's from back at, a vestige before gay porn was widely available. That's my only guess. That makes sense. Cause from that angle you can kinda be like,

maybe he's fucking a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my only, the know, the way every movie had to have tits in it in the 70s and 80s because like kids would go to Jack All. You know what I mean? Like the way Porky's was just like, well. Porky's is disgusting.

Yeah, but it was mostly a pornography vehicle. It's like, it's celery and the tits were the dip that you're eating. No one cares about the fucking, no one cares about the story of porkies. You know yeah, yeah Exactly, I just saw what's Sebastian Stan's dick and What's that? What's the guy Sebastian Stan's? Oh, yeah? Yeah, in a different man. I haven't seen the dick and balls in oh I didn't even know you see his dick. Oh, I had a nice gander. Yeah, it's just it's just nice to have it

It's a change-up that guy's in dick. It should be like both. I agree well first of all we've gotten away from tits in movies in a way that pisses me off I think like action movies you I mean nudity in general I think film is a you should be that should be like sure it can be high-minded But it should also be cheap sure it could be high minded, but it should also be cheap thrills. You know what I mean? Where it's like, every action movie used to have just a little scene of tits.

You know? And I don't, and by the way, we can get Dick in the mix too. I like it all. I just want it all back. It used to be too much just women. And then it was like, you know, and then they were like kind of showing Dick

like as a political statement, like we're not misogynist. And now it's just going to like the sanitized, like this sanitized like every action movies, you know, a fucking comic book movie, everything has to be for kids, everything has to be like, oh, we also need to sell it to China. Like it has to be so, so, like appeal to everyone, where they won't just show fat knockers in between kills.

Fat knockers. And that takes a movie to the next level. Same thing with Fat Cock. Throw a cock out there, absolutely, but why is it only an arthouse movie where you see cock? Why can why can't cock be in a fucking John wicks six? You know what I mean? Why can't we see John wicks dig? You know kian is he's an accomplished man at this point But a younger guy like the way every hot actress has to show her tits pretty like Sidney's like right away Let's make fucking Paul mezcal show his cock

You know what I mean Barry? What's his face did it salute to him? Let's get more cock out there and let's also keep the tits rolling. Well, let's keep them out Yeah, I love the way I hear you say fat knockers after I just watched you eat a hot dog for breakfast Very it's a chicken sausage with a paleo bun. The macros are very good It's meant to look like a hot dog to trick your brain. Okay, but I'm just saying a hot dog for breakfast is what I'm, my point here is. Well, you know, it's noon-ish, 1130. The life of a small business owner, podcast, the owner, I guess, of a podcast studio and small entertainment company, Stavibaby Enterprise, it's chaos. You know, sometimes you hire your dumb friends at every position and what that means is they're

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Like if my thing was bigger, do you know don't you think it'd be like I'm naked fully like I've I've been nude Pretty much in every other way fluff it Even the fluffing is so small. It's just we talking about how small Soft no hard hard. It's a regular dick hard, but but it looks bad, small. Okay, well yeah, most look bad when they're soft. But that's what I'm saying, it's like, I have to, you know, you wanna show a nice dick. Yeah, they're fluffed. I can fluff it to the point where it's like,

it's like that breaking point, like when water's outside, it's just about to turn into ice. You can get it right before it's a boner, you know what I mean? Like when it's like, as long as it's gonna be, but it hasn't like, maybe with the right lighting, if I lose a couple pounds, if we have like, if we tape back all my around the dick fat

to kind of really push it and show every, maybe I would consider it. Yeah, okay, if you lost that, if you lost the, yeah, okay, if you lost that. If you lost the gunt, then maybe I would show dick. And then I say that, and you know what? I do want to get to the point where I'll show even my little ass dick because that's the final, I've said this before, that's the final like, that's the final mountain to climb over body positivity. It is.

Because like everyone finds beauty even in like, like fat women are treated bad by society, but there are people who find beauty and they really like that, whatever. Yeah, but those people keep it to themselves. They don't say anything. And listen, you can put a model up there, but like, and I think, I think people will grow

to accept beauty in all its forms. Really? Eventually, I think we're kind of, beauty in all its forms. Really? Eventually, I think we're at least sort of like, there's definitely a backlash. Don't get me wrong. Do you wanna read the comments I got this morning about being a fat trans? I don't like, it's not going away, man.

It's not going away. It's not going, it's getting worse. No, no, I'm just saying, there is a, I can see a world where like, right now these people, we kinda like over, maybe you could argue over corrected and then these people feel like they wanna attack something so they're like, why are fat girls models or whatever, right? I just don't see any scenario

where a little dick is put on display and anyone goes good for you. You know what I mean? Even the other little dick wouldn't stand up because they don't wanna say, like at least other fat women when it's like a fat model will be like, good for you. No little dick guy is gonna be like,

meet, because it's like no one knows your dick is small. And then you would, so I'm not saying it's easy, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying the final hurdle is to accept even little ass dicks as like aesthetic beauty You know to accept that so but all these statues they all have like little peepees back in the day Oh, you mean and that we all idolize them well ancient Greece. I mean that's that's when society was run, right? Yeah, the peepees were taking over well

They say that like it was they looked at a little dick was a sign of like being classy You were thought to be a brute if you had a big-ass dick. Well, there you go. Mr. Klaus I'm in finishing school right now. I'm getting ready for a cotillion But yes, definitely things shift but so I guess just to final answer your question, yes, I will show my little dick at some point. Because it's for the cause. For the cause. For the little dick, for the little dick

that will come after me. I think it would help, did you see that one video where there's all those like micro penis guys met up? It was like a talk show years ago. Oh, the Howard Stern had like guys with their little ass dicks. Was it Howard Stern? I saw it was like a talk show in like Britain and they Howard Stern had like guys with their little ass dicks. Was Howard Stern? I saw it was like a talk show in like Britain and they were all like talking about it,

they were like crying and then, I feel like the comments on that video were, nobody was supporting that. Yeah, well Micro is a whole nother level. Micro is different. Micro is like, you know, that's just a very, a debil, like a disability. You know, Alex Pavone said this once

and I think he's true, he says that he's like, I don't think micro people, penises should have to pay taxes, and I think he's right. Yeah, I agree with him. I honestly agree with him. I agree with him. That's like when people get mad at my nose, I'm like, I can't help this. I was with a micro once. Wow, really? I'll tell you what, that's the best acting I've ever done in my life.

I should have been nominated for a fucking globe. Acting like I felt that inside me, I was like, oh! That small, huh? Should have been nominated for a fucking globe No way No, I swear to God. I am not that no Wow I kept trying to jerk it off and he's like no, it's good I mean I mean there and then like yeah, I had like I just one little slot open in my blinds and the light shone in I Just this little tiny it looked like a little...

You know when you get corn and you get two little corn things that you stick in the end? That little corn thing. The little corn things that you stick in the end. Yeah. Like soft. See if your dick is that small you have to almost be like I don't effectively have a dick. I feel like... We're going to have

a form of like closer to lesbian sex where you just have to kind of lick my little ass clit dick Uh-huh, you know what I mean? Like yeah humping fit eating pussy finger-popping Which I'm not my myself. I'm not unfamiliar with that because again though not micro Like I said nothing to and it's like my dick's not getting hard every time either So that's a tough one why what's going on down there a lot of unhealthiness? It's breakfast hot dogs You know it's hilarious the breakfast hot dog era the last month has been one of the healthier months of my life Wow

Compared to like what was going on before I mean we're talking eating like shit. You know taking a you know getting fucked up Yeah, you fat a shit plus high plus drunk. Yeah You know a plus the two ring you're slopping There's no that's not a formula for no for the hardest the hardest prick of all time Yeah, I wonder I guess me I never thought about that I'm like, I guess if I was like eating like that to you probably wouldn't mm-hmm It's always wet down there cuz it's Always wet they're like no my oh

Yeah, I do envy that of like you know at the end of the day I don't do it's still there is still there figure some I tell people that big pussy My boyfriend likes it and he's real No, I say that we were like one somebody one time thought it was a hired actor I swear to God my boyfriend because he's hot Yeah, he's he's um Shooter McGavin's nephew. Whoa, he looks exactly like you were Gavin's we'll never believe that Yes, yes. Yes. That's awesome. Does he ever like putt like a dildo into your pussy. No I'm gonna make the whole the ball disappear

See you later That's that is hilarious that they're just like mad that you could date. Yeah an attractive guy They're they're pissed any Internet I don't every man on the internet hates me They just want you to not have happiness they think they don't and they think they hate they just hate cuz I yell at men A lot in my right right right and you should know your place I should know your place. Yeah, I should know my place. My place feels pretty good.

Everyone's pretty hot, so I don't give a shit. How did you guys meet? At a show. There you go. He came in with his uncle at the Laugh Factory. Wow, look at that. A year and a half ago, and everyone was bombing, and then I saw Shooter McGavin.

I'm like, why is Shooter McGavin at the Laugh Factory in front of 12 people? And I was like, holy fuck. And then I went up, and I was like really, really bringing it. Like, did you have a celebrity in the crowd? And you were like, well, we're not doing crowd work tonight, we're doing the A-picks.

And then I went up, I went up like a bat out of hell and then we kind of started talking on stage and then. Oh, from stage. Oh, because I asked a dick pic question, I'm like who's taking any, nobody answered me, and then he yells out, I'm like, Shooter McEvans son, because I didn't know who he was. Fuck is he talking before?

And then I went over after a fangirl, because I'm a fucking psycho, I'm like, hello, sorry Shooter, because? And then I went over after and I fangirled, because I'm a fucking psycho. I'm like, hello, sorry shooter, because Happy Gidmore is gonna watch every week. So I shook his hand and then. And it feels like he's fallen on some hard times. He probably enjoyed getting fanned over. He was also blackout drunk.

So he was just like, what? In fact, when he got a DUI, I believe he mentioned being Shooter McGavin. Probably. Yeah, yeah. Probably. Yeah. Yes, probably. You think that would help? I don't think it did.

I think he ultimately... Well, who knows? He only got caught for the one. So it might have helped in the past. And he's doing fine now. He's doing good now. We got Happy Gilmore 2 on the way. He's great.

He was in a couple... He was in something else recently. Hacks. He fucking killed it in Hacks. Yes. He was great in Hacks. He was great in Hacks hacks. Did you watch hacks? Hello? I was in hacks Excuse me. Yeah Great

Stalter Is all I have that's awesome Oh truly Yeah, that's that's real how male comics get hot girlfriends Respect to you. Yeah, you are you're a pioneer. I'm a pioneer. You're the boobalina First Admiral the first female Admiral And maybe any Navy I believe but I love this so there you go boobalina up here I need to fucking see what I fucking That's my exact nose, that's fucking crazy!

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you know who people have been calling me recently which is almost more offensive than osmagtz to the guy that dresses up like a woman in mash oh wow what's his fucking name not hawkeye is it hawkeye no it's um what's his fucking name you're gonna find out i don't remember this is this has been my new trolling he's panicking now making sure he's not he hasn't lost the episode whatever that guy's name is that's my new that's the neutral I know what he looks like yeah that's kind of a throwback it is I was like really we're gonna do that also I don't hate it because it's more original than it is or I get the guy despicable me that me Mmm, I mean one grew grew sure that one. That's all nose base though. No space. Yeah, I lost 35 fucking pounds

Shit Thirty four nights were you trying to you were just like was there a moment like for the special? I let this is so sick. I didn't I was like I know when we trolled cuz that's what happens sure I I didn't want to be called. I know it's gonna be called ugly unfunny and Hard to keep it off nice congrats. Yeah, what'd you do? I did Sydney the trainer that oh, yes Oh and George ensues. Yeah, she's out here in New York. She's fucking Yeah, she's fucking great. Wait, but you were you weren't here. You just met with her. Yeah, we I said online Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm zoom. I just she's like sent me her fitness plan cool and check in and stuff

I'm not blue. Oh, please. Oh, it's Jack. Please. Oh, yeah Cool and check in and stuff. I'm no Palufo Palufo's Jack. It was Jack. Yeah, and she's like chiseled Yeah, I actually wanted to have both of them on and just talk cuz we we almost had them on at one point together And then whatever scheduling didn't work, but then she got Jack. That's a whole that's a whole nother fun discussion I know getting jacked like, you know, glow up 30s. Oh, yeah, Larry's. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's great I respect that I would love I would I mean she's like in insane shape I just want to have big arms. That's a I don't want to be Fucking in good shape. I'm not doing apps abs is too much the amount of work to get an app I can't dedicate that I think that's mostly not eating. It's it's a lot of not eating

It's also no drinking and I maybe like this Babies having a couple cocktails today. What was the first? What was the first time you got drunk in in Toronto? Or as a youth as a youth I used to have her spoon off ices all the time love that But there's one party member. I think it was grade 9. I got a bottle of this lemon rum Nice and I barfed everywhere nine I got a bottle of this lemon rum, Cardi lemon rum. Okay, nice. And I barfed everywhere, I passed out on my friend's dildo and woke up and I was like, my back! And I was like, also who's using a dildo in grade nine?

That's crazy. A ninth grader with a dildo? And we're not talking vibrator, we're talking dildo? It was a vibrator dildo, but it was like those long white ones and I was like, what? Oh wow. I didn't know I had a hole down there until like, I was, I don't know, grade 12? Yeah. I'm very Canadian, it's like the long like those long white ones. I was like, oh wow I didn't know I had a hole down there until like I was I don't know great. Yeah, yeah 12th grade figured it out. Yeah, cuz I didn't wear a tampon. I didn't know there's a hole

Ninth grade it's crazy. Yeah, that's that is that is early. I was pretty advanced. I was my ninth grade is what 12 13 14 with 14 15. Okay. Yeah To get the tools out at that age Vance to be getting respect blown a smithereen early. What's that friend up to these days? How's I don't know. She lived actually beside the house that they filmed um So she was a nudist so she must have been pretty in touch with her. Oh, yeah She showed me how to put a table in. Wow.

She came in the bathroom one day, she looked at her leg and I was like, what? She's like, I was like, that's a vagina. Like you don't see your friends pussy holes at that age. It's a lot to take in. It was, she was very advanced. So she was basically your like, your sex ed teacher. Yeah, she walked around naked all the time and I was like, what is this? This is bizarre.

Fascinating. Were her parents like that? No, very nice. They were buttoned up nice people. They had a nice white, they had a yacht, they were never home. Ah, I see. That's why I was here.

Your parents went there. Bizarre. I worked with a girl who's a whole family were nudists and I was like, no, your dad's a pervert. Yeah. Can you imagine with your puberty and just you're walking around with your tits in your dad's face?

Yeah, that's nuts. That's crazy. But I will say some of those fucking people really just are naked. Like, it is, I know what you mean, and I will say some of those fucking people really just Are naked like it is I know what you mean And I think that way too because you know I can't fathom like it's just so weird to be nude like having nudeness not Connected to some form of sex. Yeah, yeah, it's weird to me But you know some of these people like we had yes if you're growing up with it, too If you're going up, and you're always naked you're not seeing it. Yeah exactly like it is weird don't get me wrong

I hear that and that's bizarre but then I'm like I mean if he actually believes in nudity as Like being like the way that it if he accepts it then it would be weirder for him to be like well We have to be naked, but my 14-year-old daughter can't be. You know what I mean? That would be like, well, you know what I mean? Because he'd be like, put your clothes on. I don't want to see that.

You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? He almost has to be. And so we've just absolved him of being a puss, I guess. How are we looking? You think we're going to get the screen back, or is that done? I got flash.

You're going to flash me your puss after the awards. Wow. She's like, that was great. Check this out. gonna get the screen back or is that done? I got um I got flashed. You got flashed on your puss after the AVN Awards. Wow. She's like that was great check this out. I was like whoa. See you would love that. I would have. You would love that. Oh I think I would have had a pretty good time at the AVN Awards. I honestly can't stress enough how supportive these people were. Yeah they're the best. It was crazy. That's the crazy like people being mean to these people. Bizarre. they are the nicest truly I am the most pro-ho person on earth. I've never felt funnier my life Yeah, the amount of people that's got photos with me

I was like what like after and they all they all were so hot and so supportive would anyone would win they all go crazy Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the awards were hilarious. Yeah best like anal best triple anal for a for a Latina newcomer. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, you looked at the... I do my research. My guest host, the AVN Awards,

I'm gonna check some stuff out. Yeah, I've been preparing for this podcast for, some would say 20 years. 20 years. I wanna talk about how we can't fully talk about it, but we can kind of say, because Netflix posted it, so I think I'm allowed to say it now.

Yeah, you're allowed to say it. I was in, I'm in this season of Tires. You are in this season of Tires, yeah. You were great. I'd like to act with you, quite closely. You were great, you were really good, you were hilarious, a very funny role. Very funny role.

Yeah, really funny role, yeah. This season too, and it was so funny, because you know when some of these things go around like the role goes around or the audition goes around and You know a lot of a lot of female comics basically read for the role every single and I had a lot of I had a Lot of I had a lot of people like texting me like and it's like like I have any power Yeah, like I don't just show up and do what I'm told. It's like show I just, but I heard from everybody.

And then it was like very quickly, I think like someone found out that you got it. And they're like, oh yeah. No one was even mad because you were perfect. You really were perfect for this role. It was the one time, cause all my friends in LA read for it. And then I said I got it.

They're like, oh, why did I even read for it? Yeah? We were anybody this I pretty much played myself. You were awesome. Yeah, that's how we like to do things on tires No one really knows how to act. We just kind of play ourselves It was I will say I've done a few things now It was I've never felt so funny in my life that I did at yeah, yeah grip guy came over shook my hand those guys are all Nuts tires fucking rule like it was so chill the caution people the makeup people no no our everyone was amazing I'm like how is everyone this cool the whole crew is fucking cool shit

I think part of that is like filming in Philly right or like around in Pennsylvania So it's like some of these people work on like, you know I mean there is some production around there So it's like they're just a little happier to not be worried, you know They work but it's like not that much cool shit comes around like they'll also have to like travel a little bit more like Whatever's going on. So like for them to they're kind of at home They're hanging out work. They're like They're kind of at home They're hanging out work. They're like

The makeup people were all like it's crazy How much easier you guys are to deal with and like none of us fucking give a fuck one y'all it's all men It's all yeah, we're all comedians. We're like we are gonna look like shit none of us expect to look good on TV We're all like well, of course, we're gonna look like shit. We're we all look like shit Shane is hungover. He's about to do like a fucking five a five page speech and he's like He doesn't expect to be fucking you know. I I was just like yeah do it. Yeah, oh, what are you gonna? Make my hair look good Just fucking give me a little run through we're good to go

No, it's the best that that show that show fucking rules And I think I really do I have very high hopes for season two It was so fun to shoot. We actually did it like a fucking Like a real show whereas the first season was just like yeah, it was just like I thought it I've said this before I thought it was going on YouTube I thought it was like the best YouTube video ever made. Oh my god to be like a pretty Shiddily made but funny show and now it's like it looks I mean This season two looks great. He's such a good director to McKeever so fucking such a Ch that cuz there's ways to direct people where you can feel sick

I could tell when I did something wrong or all they like it and the way he would word it like this Everyone can hear the director talking to you. Yeah, you know why you try like this way Yeah, and I'm like, oh, okay. So in his head, he's like, I hated that first take, but he said it so nicely. Right, right, right, right. Then I was like, oh, I still feel good about that take. And like, it was. And you respect, like, working with,

I mean, a director, you just have to kind of like, respect what they're, like, McKeever does so much work for that show. Yeah. Where it's like, he got, I mean, on the first season in particular, he like edited everything. And now, even now now he oversees everything Obviously because he's the director but like a lot of it is fuck is in his fucking head

Where it's like if that like he has such a clear vision for it, and he's really fucking funny really funny He's made so much good stuff, and he obviously works so great with like you know with Shane They have so much they have such a good history together, but yeah, he's he's the man And everybody on that there is fucking funny. Yeah, it's very... We got very, yeah, we got, I'm so happy to just have stumbled into a really good show. Thank God they just needed people

that are exactly how both of us behave. Yeah. You know? My favorite roles are literally when I just, I don't think I've ever not played myself behave. Yeah, you know I don't think I've ever not played myself. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can build worse old ads I played that totally pervert on the balcony. I was disgusting scumbag ate three full breakfast burritos Yeah, I mean the first season I was eating something every every every scene and I just they're like Oh, it a lot of it. Yeah, I just ate a couple hoagies. Yeah, it didn't fuck up even this season There's like a scene where I'm eating

It's hilarious They're like there's a scene where I have like I have to have like a weird fucked up lunch and They gave me a couple fit, you know, like some anchovies some like weird It was like a weird, You know assemblage of shit And I was like you know I think Dave would also be eating chicken tenders and fries There's like a Wendy's where we shoot I was like yeah, why don't you go over and grab some nuggets for Dave? Full Wendy's meal with whatever the fuck yeah, I just fucking ate all of it. It is so funny I think that's why it's fun. It's like none of us are actually I mean we're actors. I guess but double cheeseburger. Yeah

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Oh my god. And it was non-union and I got paid $500. Who doesn't cook the wings? Why would they not cook them? Because they were so wanting to see that there's sauce on them. So they just kept putting sauce and I was like, okay, so I kept like, bite it again, but this time make it look like real. So they were telling you to bite it then it wasn't fucking cooked?

Oh, I ate a piece, that was kind of soft. And then I ate like, oh, it was time make it look like real. So I like swallowed it. They were telling you to bite it then it wasn't fucking cooked? Oh, I ate a piece, that was kind of soft. And then I ate it like, oh, it was bad. I was so fucking ill. And it's the worst commercial. All I do, it's me bowling. I put my fingers in a bowling ball and then I eat a chicken wing, lick my fingers.

It was so, you think this is funny? This is stupid. You got paid $500. $500. Non-fucking-union, 500 bucks to get the most bone so bad. Believe me, I'm a man who's no stranger to food poisoning from chicken wings. I have gotten it multiple times. Wings need to be, you need to say chicken.

You gotta fry them hard as fuck. At this point in my, you know, at the age that I am, this is some of the wisdom I've acquired is that you gotta get your wings hard fried. How old are you? I'm 35. Oh my god, you're a young little baby boy. You're a little cherub baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're a little cherub baby boy. Many say I look even younger than 35. Wait, how old are you? I'm 39. Okay. I turned 40 in two weeks. Oh, you're gonna do something special? What are you doing?

I'm in Toronto. I'm doing Adam Rayays. Um, oh cool Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. And then I'm doing like a sketch show My old sketch partner. Are you like or do you have any sense of dread for turning 40? A lot of people look at you know, milestone birthdays. No, I feel I'm so scared of dying. Yeah, I don't want to die I feel I'm so scared of dying. Yeah, I don't want to die Terrified I cry every night. Um, don't like that. But I feel so you have an ever-present fear of death every single night I Wake up at least once and I think about it and I cry for five minutes like a much better. It's so demented

Since I was a kid really I was like a fuck I met my first earliest members are me like three or four, my parents coming in and checking on me and being like what's wrong? I'm like, I don't wanna die. And they're like, oh shit. Like what do you say? Sorry honey, you're gonna die.

Yeah, so why, when a kid's little, it's like that's a long time away. And now it's getting pretty close. Now it's like, you know. Fuck. Yeah, now it's within the, you know. It's within the sphere. You can do this and kind of.

Oh, I can see it. If you had a fucking you know Clear yeah, but we have bubble enabler Since you were a kid really like oh, yeah, it's very invasive and it takes over my head And I've tried I've tried therapy about it. It does not doesn't work now Was there like did somebody die when you were really young? No, it makes no sense How did you how were you like the concept of that? Do you have any idea of how you first thought of it?

No, I don't know. I might have been a movie It's gotta be something fucking weird and then it just sounds like the worst movie all dogs go to heaven Maybe do you my god? That's a fucked up movie. How dare that movie every shown? Yeah, it's crazy I mean, I want to watch it's been a while since I've seen it, but I remember being a kid and be like what the fuck You know, I love it. Really fucked me up kids Kids with the guy the guy who fucks Percy fucks people to give them AIDS. Oh I thought we were still talking about children's I know why you're

All dogs of age, yeah Yeah, you watch that? I think I know why you're scared of life and dying If you saw that at three All dogs have had and all dogs have had You didn't see that movie? Goddamn that's fucking wild so you'll just freak the fuck out about dying I can't discuss it because I get too into it and that's it Damn But I'm happy I'm like my career is going and once my special comes out which is gonna be on a Major network that I can't say yet, but but that comes out I think that'll help and yeah

It won't help it won't help you not think about that. Oh, no You know, I'm happy now I love my dog Just like look I don't want to die nobody wants I've definitely I've definitely thought, there's definitely been parts of the last tour when I was getting that fucked, when I'm getting so fucked up, where I'm like,

hmm, I'm a wildly obese comedian who just took a bunch of pills. I could just not wake up. You know what I mean? I would just go to bed being like, you know, it's on the table, I don't wake up. You know, like, you know, I mean, like, I was like, I would just go to bed being like, you know, it's on it's on the table. I don't wake up. But it wasn't like I'm scared of death. It was just like, I have put myself in the position where

I could die. Not like I'm scared of death overall. So just fascinating that you've had just because you're not scared of actual like we had two different we have two different phobias where mine is I'm so unhealthy that you think that I literally could die Yeah, right. Yes, and I and yours is just like death is always around the corner It's just because it's always like I don't think it's gonna be a freak accident I just I just the idea of getting like older and just dying is like it's so bad Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, interesting. Like all this for what?

To die? Yeah, for what? What the heck? I don't wanna die. There's no for what, it's just all this. It's like to have a good time. And then you say that getting old and dying, whatever, but it's like, I don't know.

Like I used to be a little more, and then I see my grandmother and it's like, she okay, she had a nice run of things. Yeah, yeah. She's okay. She's not freaking out, yeah, she's like She okay, she had a nice she had a nice run of things. Yeah, she's okay. She's not freaking out Yeah, she's 94 no shit to something like that After 90 it's like you know my great-grandfather to 104 Bulgarian garlic and yogurt Wow there you go. So you scarf from yogurt Idea not a bad idea. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like Yeah, whatever life is fucking. Yeah, let's not talk about I mean depressed It's just funny. I mean, I don't know. I think old ages that ain't the one I'm worried about that seems nice

Yeah, I kind of but I know you mean nothing just sit around and just fucking watch TV just just sitting there eating. Yeah, I want to get yeah I'm kind of excited and then it's like, you know and just fucking watch daytime TV, just sitting there eating. I wanna get, yeah. I'm kind of excited. And then it's like, you know, you should be able to have a suicide pod if you were like, all right, I've gotten so fat, I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Let me get in this suicide pod. That'd be nice. You know, have some hot cocoa, go out. It's never too late to give up. Yeah. That's nice, that's reassuring. Do you guys both plan on wearing Bucky's T-shirt today? We didn't plan on it. What the hell-shirts today? Is it very Bucky's?

No. What the hell? I had no idea he was doing it. And it was just the first, here's how I get dressed for this podcast. The first clothes that are within my grasp in my bedroom, I typically put them on. I was gonna say soiled sweatpants, Bucky's t-shirts.

I love they were clean, but yeah. No, they look, gray sweatpants to me are always soiled. There's probably a gist a Sure, I'm gonna wear gray you all have p-drips in your underwear. I don't know what you're doing start wearing black I would like most of the time. I don't know shit stains. Well. That's what's interesting is that like I I don't have me ready. What's that? Yes mirrors and your undies. I would assume so you mean assume You know look not really never glance at your shit stain I shit myself to the day before on stage really fucked I diarrhea and I ran to the bathroom

I went to the wrong change room and I sharted and then I take off my underwear and was scrubbing pavie was there And he's going on there like leave me alone. I shit and he's like what the fuck. I'm like scrubbing my underwear There's no paper towel. No air dryer, so I had to get paper towel, and I was like ringing at my crotch there's no paper towel, no air dryer. So I had to get paper towel and I was like ringing at my crotch, disgusting. And then I went on and I talked to him on stage and he was like this. And I was like, well, what do you offer me?

Why are you at my show? Why are you at my fucking show? I thought we were shitting all the fucking time. Sorry, no one sharts, I'm 40, I'm sharting. I mean, I've had a couple very recent close calls. You shart, there's no, no offense, looking at you. I would tell you if I sharted. I wouldn't lie to you. It's just bit I've I just said I've had a couple close calls where I'm maybe

there's more ass real estate to trap the shit okay you know where it's like maybe I've shit the inside of my ass cheeks and it didn't and it didn't get all the way that's not not as hairy as, for example, but you know. Oh yeah. Did you ever wax the whole? No, I kind of wanted to try like maybe shaving it or something. Go get it waxed.

No, I'm telling you now, it's gonna change your life. More men need to get their ass waxed. Please wax your ass, Eldest. It doesn't hurt that much because you've been wiping your ass your whole life So it's like raw back there. Once you get it done You're gonna your life's gonna your farts are gonna be different and wow I bet it'd be a lot easier to like clean up after shitting. Yeah

That sounds awesome to me. You know a bidet? I do. It's a long story. He's a bidet skeptic. I used to be hardcore bidets. Basically, I got a UTI From the bidet there's no way no chance. Yes sense. Why is your you putting your pee hole in the day? I'm not but I was using a toilet seat once I felt too small for my ass That's feel like and then who's the real culprit your huge ass or the bidet? You know still I mean you think the bidet would be designed. I don't know No, no, no, it was it wasn't it wasn't like Sex related. Oh, I think I think it was I don't know, it was a crazy time. My just

immune system in general was not that good. Yeah, you were up against a lot, dude. You were weakened. You can't blame the bidet. You need a bigger toilet, better quality bidet, you're good to go. I think a better quality bidet, too. This one was like a little messy, but I've used ones before that like, that sprays just a little meter squarely in your carnival games and they have the directionals the you know I I'm a badamma I'm a big guy but ever since that I've been afraid mm-hmm do you also have the heated one you can heat it yeah it's not bad but I really you know you can adjust the power of the squirt you could adjust the direction of it that's all important stuff I've just been a it's like, you know, I'll just wipe like normal for now and

if it gets too bad it's time to shower, that's like, that's a philosophy now. I shower now almost after every shit. My boyfriend does it and I see him do it and then I feel gross if I don't. So now- He does it every time? Every fucking time. Or he'll do this in public, he'll wet a thing So he's at the airport and he shits he'll come out of the stall with his pants up Wet some toilet paper and go back in the stall What is this? Wipes, I don't know what that's bizarre. Yeah, but I'll suck his butt right now Clean oh I suck as that he doesn't never want me to but it is very clean interesting. I know it's nice

Yeah, I'm such a bidet guy that that's actually one of my largest worries about the tour Is that to be away from my bidet? Not the same thing I know but it's just having little handheld little back there little essentially a little bottle I'll try it. That's another reason. I was like so relying on the bidet that I was like that's true I can't I can't like this is a crutch if I'm like if I ever need need to shit in public, like I can't. But sometimes we have to persevere, man. Yeah, yeah, you gotta push through here. You have to, there's times of great adversity. You can really prove who you are, Eldis.

Yeah, you didn't see how Bubalino's out there shitting on the front side of those ships. She was shitting right off the dock, dude. Dipping her ass in their ass words. Letting the minnows clean her ass. And she had a hair their ass words. Yeah, but letting the minnows clean her ass. And she had a hairier ass than you probably. Oh, definitely.

And I was walking around. Definitely. No waxing for her. Folks, I'm not a bug guy. I don't want to see rolly pollies around. I don't want to see cockroaches. I grew up in poverty. My friend Elvis over there, he grew up in poverty.

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I think most of the Bulgarians would just go to the Greek one, but this was a specific Yeah, so you're around a lot of Bulgarians growing up or no Yeah, a little bit because my dad might it's my bit because my dad's parents were in arranged marriage from Bulgaria. Wow, okay. Yes. So my dead-o came to Canada and then my papa got a photo of him. She flew in and met him. They had three kids, divorced.

He was psycho. My dad was like crazy jealous. He was like hiding the bushes and like trying to like threaten the mailman. I'm like also my papa wasn't that much of a looker so So yeah, yeah, I saw this. She's like some base you find Yeah, she wasn't like not enough to get in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have to kill a federal employee Yeah, so they divorced these are your grandparents. My grandparents. Yeah, the divorce is very rare in an arranged marriage. Yeah, of course so then that was it my my ghetto oh and they didn't live together their whole lives and then There we had some the well here's role. They're rude

So basically was just your dad so basically you're saying your dad comes from a weirdly broken Yes type of home that like maybe was shunned by the other Bulgarians So once my babal left the that side of the family didn't really talk to her. Gotcha. So most of them were in Bulgaria, and there were some here, and then, yeah, I remember we'd go, my vujustafen was so mean when I was a kid, because I had this nose, I came out of nowhere,

I had a cute little butt nose, and all of a sudden this happened, I think my parents did something, and they didn't tell me. I think somebody punched me, and they were like, you're fine, I'm like, no. But I remember it was Christmas,

and we were watching TV, and my vujustafen an ugliest man on the planet. Like his nose was three of mine. That's Uncle? Is that Voodoo? Yeah, yeah. And he goes, why is your nose so big? And I'm like, why have you had four strokes and you're still alive? I have no idea how this has happened. You're mean. They're very mean.

They're just like, oh you gained weight, you're fatty now. I'm like, oh okay. What the hell? Foreigners, I mean, Greek people like that, Albanians are like like that There's no filter with these people. They will just say they will just say they'll say it and then you're like Fuck you look look in the fucking mirror No, I know my chicken over here My uncle's the fattest man of all time and he tells me I'm fat ever and like not only is he fattest shit But like when we go to visit he will take us on these elaborate meals And then well'll eat eat

what he gets or there were times I'm like I'm actually not that hungry they're like what you don't have five entrees with me and then I call you fat even though I've been I haven't died even though I have the worst diabetes anyone and any doctor has ever seen in his life although I'm getting kind of worried it's you can only outrun that you're gonna play that game so long. You look smaller in person, honestly I've lost the coat. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah because in the middle of tires At the snacks around a fucking set you can you can rule you cannot it's all nuts. It's all fucking chips Yeah, it's I mean

There's like pastries. There's like snacks every three hours and you gotta stop with those you have the fruit I was doing real good and then just tires and let's start a cult the movie I did I had to go from I'd go on a promo run So like whenever I had off from tires, I had scheduled cuz I was like great I'll work at tires and I'll have a couple weeks off to like get in the zone cuz I take take that whole year to kind of like exercise a little bit like lose and I'd lost 40 pounds going into tires and then tires tires the movie

Going right into Thanksgiving Cruising right into and then I had like one healthy week in November then oh here comes Christmas So I gained 20 pounds back in the middle of tires. And you're also not working out when you're fucking on set. Yeah. There's no time. Although you know what, I shouldn't dox where the fuck we shoot actually.

But there was a gym near, bleep out the gym I said. There's a gym close by that I actually got to work. I actually kept my workouts in but my diet. And obviously when you're this fucking fat It's like okay, you need to be working. It's really it's insane the amount of working you have to do Yeah, especially you 30s. You're fucked totally totally three hours No, I was just working out enough because like all of the year before I worked out I did not work out and what that did was irreparable damage to my body

Yeah, so like you're I'm just at the age where it's like, if I hadn't kept up those three times a week workouts, I would just, I had insane back problems. You just start feeling like shit. It's not to improve yourself, it's to stave the Reaper off. That's all, so thank God I did that, but I gained weight. And then in January, I've been really fucking hitting it

Okay, I've been hitting it to get ready for this fucking in January February April, you know, God knows when this comes out Whatever fuck you people we're going on tour and we're fucked we want to make sure you have fucking episodes suck my dick Yeah, well if you'll get past me backlog, they do but they can also Do we want steps here? We wanted Stephs here. We wanna talk about tires. Fuck you guys. Yay! You would've been singing a different tune

of these fucking episodes. We're shitty in some fucking green room. It's me and Eldis withholding mics with one fucking camera. Fuck you people. No lighting, no fucking statues. Look at this. No, no charming

No charming stories of you know being a child haunted by death Yeah, you wouldn't you wouldn't had any of that the button nose before I'll send you guys a photo you can put Yeah, we'll have you as a baby, you now Bubulina. Bubulina. Just the like. I'm Bubulina. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. So what's your mom's side of the family?

Just like Canadian. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Normal Canadian. They're fine. Nothing. Nothing crazy over there. Nothing special?

No, my family's normal. My mom was, well, she still is a Highland dancing teacher, so I Highland my whole life highland dance Scottish dancing with a killed in the bank really higher life. Yep And a weird life Is strange every weekend I had no friends I did she was like of Scottish origin No, my grandma just saw someone doing it at a party once and liked it My grandma was obsessed with Scotland and the Queen for no reason. The Queen! She loved the Queen.

I guess Canada, weirdly, there was something, you gotta be that level of cuck to talk about the Queen in Canada. She loved it. She had to do these books about her and she'd like to have tea and just watch her walk around and just wave. It was very bizarre. So weird. Odd stuff.

And then I became a disgusting pig comedian and they didn't like it at first They kind of do I can't know no my dad finds it funny and that upsets me almost more when I hear him laughing harder My lady jokes anybody else. I'm like It's like I knew when I was changing those diapers that was a mess down That was a big pussy. Big. A little holy oil on that thing. Let's shrink this thing up. Can you imagine I had a big pussy as a baby? That can't be real.

I don't think so. I can't ask them. That's so weird. I don't think it is real. I call my dad right now, Hey, how was my pussy as a baby? He's going to be like, I'm calling the police. Did you have other siblings? I have one sister, yeah.

Okay. So he could at least compare to your sister, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I've seen a, you know, my nephew has one of the littlest dicks of all time right now, but I'm sure it will blossom into a nice, a nice penis. Wow, okay, blossom into a nice penis.

Fingers crossed. That's how I know I really love this kid. It's the first time I've ever seen someone have been like, I hope he has a bigger dick than me. But that's... I really, for real, that's me, but I really in the for real That's also how stupid I am that's legitimately the first thought I had when like my brother was changing his diaper I was like I hope that dick gets bigger than mine

And I really believe that and I really hope that for him. I'm glad it is small if a baby in a huge dick That would be so fucking awesome That'd be insane hanging up a side of the diaper of this massive hog My dad has this fucking photo in his wallet it's a joke It would be insane hanging on the side of the diaper with this massive hog. Ew. My dad has this fucking photo in his wallet. It's his favorite joke. He shows everybody. He's like, you want to see me as a baby? I'll get him sent to me right now.

It's this photo. I think I've seen it. It's this black of my photo with this baby with a huge cock and it's just hanging down. He got it laminated. That's how funny he thinks this is. It's in his wallet right now.

It's crazy. Your dad sounds awesome. That's fucking so good. Yeah, it is so funny. That is so good. He shows everybody. He's like. I was like, honestly, if a guy,

if some fucking, like, you know, middle-aged guy came up and was like, you wanna see a picture of me, some baby? And he showed me that. I don't think I would be able to stop laughing. It is pretty fucking funny. For whatever, like, you know, baptism I was at that he showed me. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. able to stop laughing Whatever lady fucking you know baptism. I was that oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, you know show you about yeah, you know it's like weddings. It's like yeah times where you see people He's showing it. He's that's that's a great bit. I respect your death. It is good I love a bit you can drag on for years

Yeah, like every time my bid is like anytime I see a girl wearing something like super revealing, I go, oh, I almost wore the same thing. Yeah. That's my bit. I've been doing this since like high school because it's like, I always remember wearing that. Classic. Classic.

Just a long bit that you can just say whenever to whoever. A life-defining bit. Like a life-defining bit. Yeah. It's fun. We've got a couple of those just being fucking stupid. I mean, just, the way me and El's talk to each other, it's like we barely, we barely have to register thought.

It's just saying his dick is small, saying he's gay, and he wants to have sex with me. And that's it. And that's just kind of like for eternity. And you know what? We're not, we'll tune it out, but then like every once in a while, I'll just laugh legitimately.

Yeah. Even though this is what we've been saying for close to at this point 20 years 20 years We've known each other since kindergarten, but we've all right God started with the dick jokes probably when we were what 15 Yeah, probably yeah, I did. Yeah, both Baltimore. Yeah, Mo Deon near that. Yeah, I mean, it's the Burbs I hate that place. It's Fucking back to Mo. It was horrible. It was hell What the fuck is that? I hate that place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking hate that place. I remember fucking going back there. Timonium's horrible. Timonium's hell.

Magoobie's doesn't have a special place in my heart. Does it? The fucking John Deere factory? Fuck me up the ass. One of the worst weekends of my life. I'm going back to Canada. I'm gonna hand my green card in and I don't deserve it. It's hell. No, I'm sure when it is people there.

It feels good. But when it's just the bottom believe me I've done some home. Whoa when it's just the bottom and it can fill 350 and there's no way to not feel that because it goes up There's no way it's not like it just is a long room that you could put some fucking curtains behind No, it goes you see the empty amphitheater. Oh, you're just seeing emptiness blackness. Yeah, I could you will you're just doing pussy jokes Or the worst is because I do so many actouts doing a big act out and getting no laugh I feel like this is what a cuck would feel like if I wasn't watching my wife and I couldn't get hard like that So that's what that is. No, no, you're right. That is an act out to silence impotence.

It's way worse than a punch line bombing. Way worse. Oh, way worse. Like it's pathetic. You can pretend a punch line was just another thing you're saying and speed through it, but you can't, you know. I can't.

Take the stool off your chin. No. Pick it up. Be like, all right, well. Stand up. Yeah. Fully lying down? That's, oh that's committing to a bed.

Jesus. Oh, god. Brutal. Well, you're a veteran of so much. Magoobie's Joke House, you know, Toronto, you know, being shunned by the Bulgarian community in Toronto. So you have a lot of wisdom.

I have a lot of wisdom. Let's give your fans some wisdom. And you know, let's put in right here, maybe by the time this airs hopefully we know when your special is coming out, where and so. Yeah, and where. Right now we're doing it right now. What a blast I had on Sappy's World. And I can finally announce it. I have a special on Netflix June 24th called Filth Queen. Please go watch it. And if you don't like me, hate watch it. Just leave it on anyways. Also season 2 of Tires. Please check that out. Not only because Stabby's in it, but also because I'm in it and I play his wife.

Isn't that right Susan? Susan? Susan? I swear that's her name. June 24th on Netflix! And of course see us both on tires this season. We don't know. Maybe we know when that date is too. Who's to say? I don't fucking know. Come see me on tour or the tour's already over.

I don't really know. It probably is actually now that I'm thinking about it. Wow, I'm dead So sad No, I'll just you'd have to release it man. You'd have to oh I would release everything that we have banks Oh, yeah, and then what I was gonna do is chop it up into like he would take every podcast make them 45 minutes Yes, so that he can live off of me a little longer I'm dead into like he would take every podcast make them 45 minutes yes you're gonna leave off of me a little longer I'm dead the calls are gonna be patreon only for

the next two months while he desperately tries to program my me into an AI that's he's feeding every podcast we've ever done in the day. I'd be like, we have to figure this out. I just bought a car. All right, what do we got, Eldis? Hi, hi Sabi, hi Eldis, hi guest. So this is kind of my question. So I have been dating my boyfriend for almost a year. It's going really well. We've decided to move in together

But my question is we kind of have different sex strides His is definitely lower than mine He's okay with like once or twice a week. I'm okay. I'd rather do four or five times a week We tend to meet in the middle a lot Yeah, I've asked him, like, is there anything you'd like me to do to help? Is there anything I can do? And he said no, he's really happy with everything.

He just has a lower sex drive. So there's that, but I guess my question is, because right now I have my own apartment I can masturbate in. Nice, congrats. If we move in together, I kind of don't have because right now I have my own apartment I can masturbate in. Nice. Congrats. If we move in together, I kind of don't have that private space. So I guess kind of my question is, how do I safely masturbate? Is that my boyfriend kind of feeling ashamed or feeling

like less of a man? I don't know, inadequate. Right. Holy shit. Yeah. That's my question. Thank you. Thank you for the show. It's great. Wow, thank you. Tough stuff. She's like, is there anything I could do? He's like not looking up from his game. Yeah. No, I'm good. No, it's good. I think she's just fucking mad, she can do whatever the hell she wants. Sure. You share a space now and if he doesn't want to fuck Mike What's twice a week? That's I need every day or I get pissy Wow Oh, I'm a respect pervert. That's how we keep that's how we keep fucking shooter, Jr. I'm

You're never getting away I Feel know if he doesn't want to fucking do it more, you it's you master wherever you want. Whenever you are. I agree. I mean, beating, you can't be ashamed of beat. Like, let's just again, look at this from the other side. Oh, sorry.

That's okay. Got a post on TikTok. Nice hilarious fucking ringtone. Literally my posting on TikTok alarm. Sad. Maybe I want to die. I feel like also does he not leave the house like how long do you take to masturbate? I need three minutes Yeah, I Like in a lot of what I'm hearing here Steph. That's great I just really feel like you know what get him to go out the second he leaves have a little thing or be like

I'm having a nap. Can you see me give me some privacy and go in there? How loud your vibrator maybe get a smaller one? What's he up to first of all? He's like I said He's definitely gaming while you're beating off Yeah How long they've been dating to a year didn't year a year is a little Here's a little soon for your net for just like Maybe not for you to knock off to once a week as a man in my opinion I think, yeah, no, no, that's too soon.

A year is kinda crazy. Look, if you guys have been together for a few years and you fucking, you realize, hey, just our natural rhythms, there should still be a little bit of, just a little excitement to get you over, especially if your girlfriends beg. It'd be different if like, both of you were just kind of a once or twice a week.

Yes, yes. But if like your girlfriends bang you at a Year in a year and you know, I'm a little scared about that personally Yeah, it feels like she's like asking the wrong question here The question isn't like how do I masturbate in private when like I don't have my own space anymore It's more about like is it is it adequate for him to be like, no, I'm good when you're like I want to fuck more Yeah, that is a little weird when it's the base when you're building the your relationship right now and he's like, no, I'm good Yeah, yeah. Does he have low tea like is this guy healthy?

Do you have low tea cuz I could tell you again your sex drive is much lower when you're you know A fat drug addict then when you're like going to the gym. Yeah, just speaking hypothetically here, of course Then when you're going to the gym and like, you know, and like taking care of yourself How old is he? Maybe I don't want to shame and maybe just is you know, I'm sure there are once or twice a week guys But yeah, I wonder if like he is older that would change it in my mind Uh-huh, but they're like close if they're close to the same age that is a little weird But if he said I'm happy about this also, I'm like also does she have any doors in this apartment? would change it in my mind a little, but they're like, if they're close to the same age, that is a little weird.

But if he said, I'm happy about this, also, I'm like, also, does she not have any doors in this apartment? I'm confused, go to the bathroom. Yeah, beating off, listen, you're gonna figure out how to beat off. Yeah, you go to the bathroom, put the shower on. Worrying about this is crazy.

Cause like again, usually it's the flip side, right? Usually it's the guy wants it more. And like, we're all experts at getting a quick beat in, right, we've done it our whole lives. Since we were 12 years old, because we've had the, you know, first we were hiding from our parents, now we're hiding from our wives. But,

um, um, but I would, and so you're fine there, even when you move in, whatever, I just, you know, maybe we're all just, maybe you're just talking to a podcast full of freaks, right of sex freaks but to me I would just and it's not just the sex it's like you're so early on where it's like this is something that's pretty important to you and it doesn't really feel like I mean she says we kind of

meet in the middle my hunch is you meet closer towards him. I would say the thing I would be wary of is compromising too much towards him on things that are important to you. Because certain things are deal breakers. I'm not saying this is when you're very happy again. Maybe this isn't. I'm just saying I would be cognizant of that. Of like, do you find yourself kind of caving

a little more to keep harmony, especially, which is hilarious when what we're talking about caving is sucking him off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Letting him suck you, like, like. Like having sex one more time a week, he's like, I just can't. Come on.

I'm like, come on, really, this again? You want me to fuck you? I have to cook up a parlay, you fucking bitch. Yeah, I feel like, I feel like maybe there should be another more open question question with her being like look I I want this yeah Not just like oh, you're okay like I want this yeah, let's figure that out, and if you thought all this through Great for ignore us and just beat off you I think you'll find it's easy to find times to jack off There's a lot of water see those just getting a shower, but even her saying she doesn't want him to feel inadequate Kind of informs my that's my guess

She's really thinking about this. She's not even saying she's like I have Made peace with the fact that I'll have to jack off more than I fuck But I don't want him to feel sad. They doesn't fuck me and it's like This point you can feel a little you know there's a he doesn't feel don't make me feel bad But it's like you know if you were fucking constantly taking the trash out, and he was just sitting there He would probably feel inadequate or he would feel embarrassed like mm-hmm and maybe we'd like to not think of sex as a chore of a relationship, but Sometimes it boils down to that you know what I mean it's like he's got there are some dude it's like maybe you guys have struck an agreement but

he also has to live with that agreement personally you have to pretend he's some great coxman yeah yeah yeah you're like I accept you for your but you know I'd like to get my shit cracked open a couple more times a week yeah he should feel like a little cognitive dissonance when he's like watching the football game yeah playing this could be salt you literally could fuck your let's say you don't want to fuck your girlfriend in like you haven't fucked her since Monday it's Thursday you wouldn't mind getting your dick sucked like you live together together it's fine but I'm like I'm horny all the time yeah yeah I know I mean like that's I think that's so I would say it's a yeah keep everything we said in mind think

think critically about you know whether you are truly getting your needs met and if you are and if we're just sounding alarms for no reason you'll be able to sneak a couple jacks in. Yeah sneak a couple fingerings in there. Yeah. That'll be good. Hey Stubb, hey Eldy. Love the podcast, love the movie, congrats on everything you got going on. I'm 29 and I'm dating a girl who is 25, she'll be 26 this month.

Uh oh, age gap. We've been together for two and a half years now. But I was kind of her first everything, her kids, her boyfriend. Whoa. Okay. Just for a little context, she does come from older parents who are pretty conservative and traditional.

Don't kiss a guy until 23, conservative? But about a year into our relationship, she helped me get sober and helped me through a pretty tough time in my life. And I'm pretty sure that she's, well, I am sure that she's the one that I wanna be with and I wanna marry. Also, she's way hotter than I have any right to be dating.

So that definitely helps add to that. So I want to get married. It's something that, you know, because I was her first, she also pictures that like, you know, I'm kind of a Prince Charming that she found like her woman only for life and not for sex. Prince Charming that she got to stop doing heroin. I miss that part of Snow White.

Where she's fucking dragging Eric's head out of a gutter. No, sorry, I'm sure you have a beautiful relationship. It's a comedy program. Go ahead, Eldest. You sound like her one and only for life and I think that's great and I'm happy to be that My already bought the ring nice. I'm ready to propose but she's starting to kind of put the pressure on and I think part of it is because She still lives with her parents and She still has a curfew

At my place spent Definitely like really conservative really old-school, and I think she's just kind of sick of it so my only worry is Is she really just putting the pressure on because she wants out of this situation? She's even told me like, hey, if we're married by the end of 2026, I'm not gonna bother moving out and getting my own place because we'll just be together at that point.

But is that kind of a red flag that, you know- You bought the ring. Yeah, totally. You're on the same page. Yeah, you want to marry her. You bought the ring, bro. This is not- Yeah, she wants out of the fucking house get her out of the fucking psycho parents house

You're on the same pay like this would I mean this would be different if you were like I don't know if I want to get married yeah, and by the way if you were to say like hey I'm her first you know she comes from this weird fat background is I'm her first relationship I have I just am a little worried because I'd like her to she's's never really, or she's never even lived as an adult on her own. She's never fucking paid rent. She's never like fucking called a cable company or an internet company. Like she hasn't done basic things.

You would be, if you said, hey, I'd rather spend a little more time and let, and maybe she can actually spend the night at my house. If you said any of those things, then I would kinda be on your side about is she trying to pressure me just to get out of this ring. But you just said she's who I wanna be with. I bought the fucking, you spent three months salary,

I'm gonna guess $900 on the ring, right? You've done it, right? So right now, and we'll finish the ring, right? Like, you've done it, right? So, right now, and we'll finish the call, but basically you're mad that she's on the same page as you essentially, because you want to propose to her. So anyway, let's just keep that in mind, but let's finish up, let's see what he has to say. I have no doubts about our relationship or anything,

but more so just that, is she trying to speed up the timeline just so she can get out of this situation. When she feels like she can. Literally, it's like, it's like, he'll even, we'll even find red flags. This girl is like what every male, male like, misogynist podcaster talks talks about she is a virgin who wants to marry you like one like she's never fucking there's no body count there's no there's no there's

no there's no she's the only person on the planet with no hpd she wants to marry her she wants you she's talking about being a fucking trad wife even this woman is her boyfriend's like She's talking about being a fucking trad wife. Even this woman is her boyfriend's like She fucking out to get me secretly fuck you have the ring you want to marry her you have no qualms Yeah, it doesn't want sound of course, but she wasn't live with fucking Hitler. Yeah Go ahead eldest. Let's finish this up before we really... Kind of warded over and controlled by her older conservative parents. So, yeah, what do you think? Do you think I should try to speed up the timeline as well?

Like I said, I have the ring, I'm ready to go. But the only thing that gives me hesitation is how desperately she's trying to get out of the situation. Because you love her! You love each other apparently. Thanks, Aldi, thanks, Gus. Also, wouldn't you also want her out of the situation? Wouldn't you want to fuck your virgin wife? Yeah, overnight. At your house, living together?

They have fucked. She just had to spend the night, right? It seems like it. I would assume so. He didn't specify, though. But yeah, I know what you're saying. Yes, if we're taking everything he's saying in face value, I love the woman I love who helped me get sober.

Yes. Who I know I wanna be with so much, I purchased a ring already. Rings purchased, yeah. Is eager to marry me. Can't wait. She's living somewhere annoying and would rather be with me, the love of her life.

Yes. Than the annoying living situation she's in. Yes. She's living somewhere annoying and would rather be with me, the love of her life than the annoying living situation she's in. Yes. Does that mean she's got ulterior motives? Like what the fuck are you talking about? Buddy, buddy, put the ring on her now. It's crazy that you've made us one of the most like, one of the most like, you should fuck a hundred people and like, you know, don't get married young.

You've made us be like, why aren't you marrying this virgin? I'm annoyed by like and like usually my advice would be like did to this girl my advice be like Are you really ready to get married? You know what I mean? but like whatever you guys have figured it out and who knows who knows what happens, but like like you might have just hit the sweet spot of somebody who Has just enough conservative values to never want to go crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But not enough that she doesn't want to live that way. You know what I mean? Like you might, you might, you might both have just been perfect for each other in your lives, right? You cracked the case here. So it's crazy that you've got us to be like, yes, you should marry this virgin who's never kissed another man. But you figured out a way to get us to do it somehow.

I just don't, and look, maybe this is just natural. Everyone has cold feet. Everyone over-analyzes. I think marriage is ultimately a commitment and it's like, you know. But everything, he said everything he said, he's cool with all that stuff. All the stuff that somebody else might find a little weird,

he's all good with. And then I that somebody else might find weird. He's all good. And then I don't I think a red flag would be her saying like, oh, you know, if she had mentioned any other man or wanting to fuck anybody else, that's a red flag to me. Right. Right. But her just wanting to be with you and to get out of parents house. That's the who the fuck I live with my parents for three months during COVID and I almost killed a boat. You can't be with your family at this age anymore.

You're 20 fucking six with your family. Get her out. Get her out. Sucker fucking SCD free pussy right now. Get her out of your fucking house. I agree. It's bizarre. Yeah dude, I guess, whatever.

I don't know why you're having these second thoughts, but we can tell you from everything you're fucking saying, don't worry about it. Get her out. Get in the zone. Get in the zone. Auto zone. Auto zone. Take her to auto zone. I love auto zone. It is kind of nice.

Take her to all in there. You pop them, they order right through your house. It's pleasing, all the boxes and stuff. They let you use the little scanner when your check engine light comes on. I know, you get out there and you'll chat with them. What else we got, Eldis? Hey, Bobby. Eldis, an esteemed guest. I'm 5'7 with a huge rack. I just need a little bit of advice. So I'm a long time East Coast-er my whole life and I'm living on the West Coast now for the first time and it's a big adjustment socially. I'm having a little bit of trouble making friends

especially because I'm in like a brand new career as well. Brand new industry. Maybe that's more corporate. Especially because I'm in like a brand new career as well. Oh, but with a big rack. Maybe that's more corporate and... I think that should only help. This has nothing to do with her tits at all. No. Just saying I have a huge rack for no reason. So that I would listen more intently.

Okay, okay. I was like, don't hate... Me people say that. They might not like that. That's like rush service. Like you get priority in the queue. That's crazy. Wow. huge rack.

Okay, threw me off. Brand new industry, much more corporate and like, I don't know, what's the word, vain than the last jobs I've had. And I think I'm pretty agreeable.

I think I'm a pretty easygoing person to get along with. But I'm just having trouble connecting with people out here and I'm struggling. I think I come across as really shy, which I'm actually not. I'm just trying to be chill in front of people, but I'm worried that that's making me come across as shy and not interesting. I guess my question is, how much of my actual personality do I let out in front of these people? And what's the best way to make friends with Californians when you're not used to being around Californians?

If you have any expertise in the area. I'd really appreciate any help. Love the show, long time listener. I think he might be the love of my life Thanks so much Bobby. Bye. Hey, who knows? Well, we're coming on the west coast on the tour. It's already gone by now. So Hey DM, maybe she's already I'm doing Those things in the way. I will say okay. This is very relatable. Yeah, well not cuz I move from East Coast, Toronto. I moved to Los Angeles. It was very hard to make friends

cause Californians are very in their own way. What you have to do is find people who aren't from California. All of my friends were not. I started like, and I have friends now that aren't in the business. So, cause I was like, it was just comedians, like male, my girls that I fucking hated.

I started going to this coffee shop. I ended up yapping this one girl's ear off. We kind of got friends. I got a dog, went to the dog park. You have to find things outside of your fucking, of your shit. Like literally I became good friends with this girl because our puppies were friends.

So like anything else, if you can join a sports team, if you have time for that, or like just try to do something outside your work people, because those are probably not the people that you wanna hang out with. Right, I think work people is like, you don't wanna put out your personality. You wanna give just enough, you wanna put just enough, you wanna be amenable, you wanna be agreeable, whatever.

If they think you're shy, who really gives a fuck? You know, the people that you work with, half the time they're not ever gonna be your friends. Yeah. You know, like you just don't want, and you don't even necessarily want that, right? I think what you said is great. It's like you have to start building your life

outside of that. And yeah, California people can be a little strange, but also, you know, they're a little chill, they're a little too chill sometimes. A little flaky, whatever, a little fake to your face, whatever, but yeah. The transplant advice is really good advice I think I also think what you should do is maybe if you want to like show them a little more personality Maybe have a dinner night

Maybe plan a dinner party or have something where you invite your work friends and do like because the nice of you all go out And you all get kind of drunk you're like oh fuck this person is kind of cool But you didn't really work so maybe try that if you want to You're like, oh fuck this person is kind of cool, but you didn't realize it works So maybe try that if you want to I absolutely in the past in the past when I've ever When I've had like a couple, you know when I did have day jobs, it's like yeah, it's not gonna happen at work You got to kind of take it to a and happy hours are the easiest thing in the world Yeah, just be like hey you want to go grab some drinks whatever but even just being like hey I'm having a barbecue or like let's go to this place and get drinks on a

Weekend or something. Yeah, yeah. Some watching a sports game. Take them. Here you go. I got, I got, I got another crop. Come see me at the comedy store. I'll get you tickets. You'll look cool. Bring a couple of friends. Because you don't have to talk to them. That actually is a great, actually comedians are a great idea.

They're great. You come, you get some drinks, you talk before the show starts. The show starts. Someone's going to bomb because somebody always bombs. You all make fun of that person. You're all excited. And then you go home and that's it. You had a nice bonding. I think that's a good idea. I do think comedy, and the thing is like we don't even think about it because it's been our entire lives since God knows when. But most people go to like five comedy shows in their life. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, sure, there's some like super fans that come out and see you, but like most regular motherfuckers will like, it's a special night out, it's a fun, interesting thing to do. Yeah, you dress up, you can get pre-drinks, you can have like a, yeah, it's very, and that's the time for you to be like,

I show that you are fun and interesting and you can like joke around about the comics after and show them that you're, like that's a cool thing to also bring people to. Yeah, that's a good friend thing. Cause like some people say for dates it's like, you know, Hell for dates.

It's so chaotic. It's so chaotic. Bizarre for dates. For dates it's like sometimes an earlier date, it's like, you know, you want to go on your first date and like just see if you are compatible. But then like a movie is a pretty good early date because it's again not that much pressure You don't have to fill up four or five hours of conversation

You go you have a shared experience you have something to talk about and this is kind of like a much better There's like a funner like friend thing of where it's like Oh, yeah, we you'll always be able to just chat about the thing and yeah, and then on Monday You all can be like remember that we still talking about the one comedian we all hated. Totally, totally, totally. It's probably gonna be me. Yeah. It's gonna be great.

I can all bond over how bad I was. It made fun of the one guy's shirt and it was a thing the comedian will never think about again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the rest of his life it will haunt him. Uh-huh. Sit up front. But yeah, I think like if you want to peel off the few interesting people, you know that you like from your job That's and kind of slow you want to slow you don't want to hit him with your personality right away

No, it's a slow. Yeah slowly kind of leak out who you are And then yeah, otherwise go make friends outside of it all those ways Steph was saying but you know moving is tough And it also making friends at this age We're really tough and weird like you feel bizarre like I literally met a coffee shop I was like I know this is weird, but I want to be friends with you. Yeah, okay me too And then you feel like a pervert, but you're like right Because it's kids we were friends now, but as an adult you're like can I have your phone number? Yeah? Enjoy your conversation

You feel strange doing it. I'd love to see you again to someone you don't want to fuck. Yeah. It's hilarious to say. Yeah. But I think the thing about, you know, especially the West Coast, I think a lot of people find themselves transplants to the West Coast. So it's a little easier to like, you know, that's a little more in the culture of like picking up a friend.

Yeah. Especially if you're in a little more in the culture of like picking up a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if you're in a city where like New York is like this. I don't know if she said she's in LA or if she's in just California. Yeah. But like if you're in particular in a city where a lot of people are just fucking children, like a lot of adults are just children forever in New York. Same thing as LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like it's a little easier than some places, but either way, good luck. We're rooting for you. Show Stavi your huge wrap. If you have to send me a picture of your knockers, I wouldn't be too mad. If you have to. What else we got, Elvis? Hey Stavi, baby and co.

My wife and I don't have a ton of sex, my wife and I don't have a ton of sex but a couple months ago I went on a trip with my family she stayed home and the night before I left she threw down with a vigor that I haven't experienced in a long time she was pretty crazy you know gave me the best blowjob I've had in a while. She was very enthusiastic and we were very into it.

And I'm just wondering how do I get that same energy without constantly having to go on trips by myself? This guy's supposed to be dealt a fucking double diamond platinum medallion. go on trips by myself or making her abandonment issues worse. For context, she told me whatever guy wants to hear during, and she said, do whatever you want to me and I was so taken aback that the only thing I could think of was to do some finger stuff with her butt and afterwards she even said that's all you had. Damn bro. Holy shit. I got other stuff. Gulp. To prove myself I got other stuff go To prove myself

But I just don't know How to get that energy from her without? You know we've sort of understanding So yeah advice you have will be great love the new weight loss series. I hope it works this time Got cucked Just by your wife's expectations Oh fucking pinky. I would do whatever you want pink one knuckle in her ass fucking amateur Learn how to fuck your wife chief. I Fucking amateur. Learn how to fuck your wife, chief.

Hey, I hope that works next time too. I hope your fucking wife comes next time too. You fucking animal. Go ahead, I'll just finish this fucking thing. And maybe if it doesn't, you should get in some PED and get zemped up. How about you and Foley can have your own weight loss challenge. What are you fucking talking about? This is why you're blowing it. Why do you add that on there?

This is why you're blowing it with your wife, man. Your general lackadaisical demeanor. You have honestly, she clearly wanted to be dominated and all you could think of was a fucking thumb in her ass, which is standard stuff. And he also, the problem with me with that was that he said, put it in her butt. Like like if you're saying but instead of fucking fingered or fucking yeah like you got a fucking man up maybe if you want to be more energetic then

fucking do this to her out of nowhere fucking start fooling around with her and be aggressive I think she said she wants that it does feel like she wants some aggression here and also like you know in the that's all you got that Yeah, that's all you got from your wife said that I would myself. Yeah, you got I'd be like what but I have to say It is like that's one thing like to get it from a woman who was like totally subservient to you is actually Devastating on levels is where it's like like I've definitely hooked up with people where I was like, oh man, this really is more of a challenge. You know, where they're like so, they're like submissive, but like also like out of their

fucking minds a little bit. And it's like, or they were like really nice. And then it's like this fucking crazy. And I do feel like, oh, I have to like really fuck the shit out of this person or I'm like embarrassing myself. Okay. Like, you know, like it's a challenge where it fuck the shit out of this person or I'm like embarrassing myself Okay, but you know like it's a challenge Like that's all you got is like I you could have done anything and it's just like that would truly Yeah, what but what more really can you do is we asked?

I would just gonna be slapped or choked probably slap choked fucker mouth in a wild way You know fucking toss her around. It's just more of an animal. Yeah, it's just more of a like, it's an energy thing and this guy is so low energy. Like that's the thing. It's like, you wanna be ravenous, you know what I mean? And he doesn't seem like, he's just like, golly that was a nice beager.

You know what I mean? Like you have a little bit too aw shucks energy. And that's the problem here is that like, my knee jerk reaction when he's like, how do I get this out of my wife, is like, why are you asking us, why aren't you asking your wife? You know what I mean?

And change things up a bit more. Don't just, when you're leaving, clearly not a lot's happening in the relationship that you leaving is getting her going something different like maybe do some other shit Yeah, maybe she wants you to like you should talk to her about you should be like that was fucking sick It caught me a little off guard. I'd loved you know, like how can we get in that zone more? That was awesome now the problem is You brought up your weight loss

the problem is... He brought up your weight loss. No, no, no, no, no, no. The problem is that like, unfortunate, like in some instances, probably what she wants is for him to just take control, right? Like, and so meekly asking, how do I get ahead like that again? Like, might not do it? No, no, no, that's not a turn on. But at the same time you communication

is important right yes so it's like you should say like hey that was you know you can talk to her about it and then once you know for sure what she wants that's when you have to like spring into action right yeah like and yeah I would say like you got it sounds like she wants you to really get Get in the zone a little bit more So what's and and all the other thing that sometimes with these sex questions that people miss out on is like You know this can be a symptom of other shit like what's your relationship like yeah, like does she respect you as a man? Like do you how are you do like are you like you know are you providing like all this shit that like affects a relationship do you pull your weight around the house like all this all that stuff goes into sex so it's

like I like if you leaving like is he just home all day all the time the second he gets up to leave she's like there's gotta be something else there yeah cheating on you you went on a trip she's like, there's gotta be something else there. Yeah, is she cheating on you? You went on a trip. She's like, I gotta practice these new moves for my fucking boyfriend. So I'm gonna practice them on my fucking cuck husband. Is that what happened? Who's to say? But no, I think you have to like have a little discussion and then like you gotta be a little more assertive. In my opinion.

Yes, a lot of this comes from way more of a discussion I think that love you are scared to have which is strange Yeah, yeah You could just and you don't want it to be you want it to happen when it's not the vibes are not sexual at all Yeah, you want it that you want to separate the act you don't be turned on and be like So what do you want me to do because that's that's oh, you know what I mean? Like that sucks, you know when you're in the zone you want this to do? Because that's, you know what I mean? Like that sucks, you know, when you're in the zone. You want this to be like a cold, rational discussion

of what you want in this area of your life. And then when it's actually fuck time, you just want to take those lessons and apply them. And just fucking ravish her. Yeah, do your best, buddy. Ravish. Do your best.

What do we got, little eldest? Eldestest honored guest Really simple question, how do I give less of a fuck about what other people think? I'm tired of worrying about offending people that are fully fucking offensive and I don't want my brain space to be taken up with worrying about whether I've offended their you know antiquated viewpoints and worldviews that's it. We're gonna need a little more context on what you think an antiquated viewpoint is and who is he saying this to?

Why is he surrounding himself people that already find him clearly a very offensive? You got the wrong friend group offensive is so interesting because it's like are you talking about like are you a like or is are we talking to a? someone who's in an in like kind of an oppressive situation are we talking to a a Cowardly racist who wants to say slurs more. I don't think so, but it's no but what you're saying offensive Yeah, you just like like what do you offended? It's just they've taken that word from from us words like anyone who's like I don't even give a crap about being offensive It's like I'm a little but I don't think that's what's going on here Maybe what's going on is that like I don't know he doesn't believe in himself enough like I don't it's kind of he's just being so

Vague yeah, I don't know what you mean. I don't know what it's like Yeah, I need to know are you trying to say the N-word because I'm not gonna help you. Right, right. I'm not gonna be like, well don't hang out with black people. I don't know what, I'm not sure if I'm saying this fucking lie. Because in the beginning they're not giving a fuck. I was like, oh I'm relating to this totally because once I turned fucking like my 30s, I'm like I don't give a shit about anybody more but myself, but this is like What do you want to say? Yeah?

The offensive thing is interesting and like the viewpoints thing was like because on a personal level I definitely know what it feels like to Care what people think about you. Yeah, I'm like so much like you said when you turn 30 I really think it was in my 30s for sure where I was like, why do I give a fuck you can? I am I really like got to the root of it and like worked on that stuff in therapy about like just kind of like You know actually being assertive about what I want and like all this kind of stuff and that's fair All that stuff is very fair personally to want that But but I just don't know what you mean about like and it's not but that to me is not about

Viewpoints and worldviews to me. That's about like and it's not but that to me is not about viewpoints and worldviews To me that's about like how you're treated on a personal level like is that what you're talking about Are you like yeah? He's gonna call back in this I need to know a little more elders great screening dude just Fucking most non-sent non. It's all this all this like you know It's not a simple question. I also don't know what he means How do I give less of a fuck about what other people think I feel like this is like a crazy Trumper it could be or it could be a guy somebody wants to go trans you know we don't know yeah you know it's like that's the hard part is like yeah does he think antiquated viewpoints are the gender binary or does

he think that like now race mixing has been around since the 50s and that's antiquated? You know what I mean? Like, because like depending on which one, we're on your side, you know? But I think in general, maybe this vagueness is also a symptom of like this guy doesn't believe in himself, he can't even bring himself to say what he, what he wants people I might not maybe something like so even like not even

offensive like he just yeah maybe just like a sweet boy I think it could be that no I think it could be I think it could be because I definitely remember wanting to like not care what others thought of me or like whatever when I'm like younger and all that takes is like sort of being...worrying about offending people...yeah what are you offending them about? I don't know I think I'll just fucking screwed the pooch on this one. I think the subtext was like kind of you know just talking about like political shit when what that's what I thought of when I saw like antiquated viewpoints and world views and is he mean like talking to his

conservative uncle that's kind of the vibe I got from it, but well Like again, sir, by the way, no, I don't think so. I think I'll just might might be right, but we just don't know for a fact But when you're parsing things eldest not a great question when we have to fucking fucking, like, this is the fucking Rosetta Stone and we're trying to, like, get clues as to what each thing might mean. Now, if it's your family, whatever, like... Who cares at this point? Yeah, your family, you're just like, whatever, fuck off, they're not... You don't have to let them have, like, you know, hold the power over you.

I guess... Yeah. Yes, you're gonna have, you know, I went to a funeral, it was sad, and then you start talking to your family, friends who you love so much, and they're, they are immigrants, and they are talking about we have to get the immigrants out,

and it's like, I can't touch this right now. I'm sad. Your cousin came in from Canada illegally, I remember that, but fine, we'll just let this go, right? You know what I mean? Like we don't yeah, you're right and and most of you have restaurants where you employ illegal immigrants But we're not you know what I mean? Like i'm not ruining a fucking funeral to have this discussion You know what I mean? Like and you just have to remember, you know If it's people that you have that you have a relationship with and they're older and they're Set in their ways

You have focus on your focus on what's special about them to you Yeah, and if you can sort of slowly around the edges try and have Honest and open conversations about what you believe in in a way that's not confrontational And then if there's people who you know, if they're antiquated viewpoints whatever you mean by that If there's just people in your life that are ignorant and you know disagree with the things you agree with and it's like you cut those people out of your life if they're not important enough to To make you know, but again We don't we have no fucking clue. I'llis blew it. He tried to fuck. He half-heartedly defended himself with the subtext.

Just the fuck up and play us one good one to go out on you, piece of shit. Okay, this is going back to, we got a lot of responses to the ongoing debate of sending funny memes. Does that make you funny or not? Okay, and you chose to do an episode that will come out months from now for us to address this.

Two for two on the way out, Aldis, but go ahead. Let's hear it. Hey, Fabi, Aldis and Guest. I have something to add to the conversation about mean curation and funniness. And then I also have a follow-up question that's related. If you don't feel like bringing this to air because you don't want to host discourse, that's so fair. But my thought is, I feel like the guy who called in

and the folks that agree with him are fundamentally misunderstanding the difference between being funny and having a sense of humor. Appreciating humor is a wonderful thing, but that doesn't make you funny yourself. I think that it's fine to recognize that sometimes you will be the funny person in the room, but often the thing that we like see as being funny is really

just like having a sense of humor being able to appreciate other people's like creative energy anyway so I think you're right about pause does she have now we get into her question yeah I think that's fair I think we were getting at somebody called in and or a woman called in and said she's funny because she sends Her boyfriend really funny me well. Yeah, she's not and we were like you're not funny at all And you're right curation and having a sense of humor, and that's a good point I know that I can like a nice painting I can have good taste in art, but I can't fucking go up a fucking

Brush or whatever so I think that know, I think she made a nice Yeah, it's very well worded well worded. Yeah, so we host we hosted the The discourse that was an episode that came out when? We talked about on the Kate Berlant episode a response to it So I think that's what like triggered this and we got like a lot of very impassioned Voicemails like a lot of people aren't funny pretending they are You're not fucking funny if you like this the problem what happens in a in like somebody else created those memes you fucking idiots You didn't create them okay?

Eventually if we if it's a society just based on curation who makes the fucking thing that you curate is it you and maybe some? People start that way right some people like and like some film, some great director started as critics, you know what I mean? Like that does happen. Some people who really study the thing and have a desire to create, fine, you can, I'm not saying you can't ever be funny, but you are not funny if you pick out good memes. And you know what, I'm not gonna get mad. Our friend, our friend put it very nicely. I'll just let her speak for us, but yes. You just are out of your mind if you think picking good memes makes you fun.

Yeah, you've done nothing. You scroll through a phone, you've done nothing. Get up on fucking stage when you're 17 years old and do stand up comedy. Suck my dick. Yeah, somehow get successful even though there's really no reason it worked out for you like the rest of us like 40 or so of us that get to do this

Or yeah, like go into your life knowing you're probably going to fail and then just you know Maybe you're one of the lucky ones, you know But until you face until you're 23 with no money and being like hey, this is what it is great Who gives a fuck then come back to me, but whatever What let's let's answer our friends question here elders dating on dating apps and I date men and We're just curious about your thoughts on something this is probably just like me having a little bit of a bias and being a bit of a dick, okay, but I me having a little bit of a bias and being a bit of a dick. But I feel like every time that I see a man mention something about wanting a woman with

a sense of humor on their dating profile, I take that as, so you want to be an asshole and have immediately set the tone that you're gonna be like, oh, well, it's just a joke, why can't you take a joke? This is probably not a friend to you, but I was just curious what your thoughts are on it. Anyway, I'm coming to your Seattle show, and I'm super excited to see you. Hell yeah.

Bye. I like this question, this is a good question. This is very relatable, yes. This is a good question, it's something you've definitely dealt with. Oh, I'll say it real sweet heart with men don't like funny women and they're fucking lying they got a piece of fucking shit they want you to shut the fuck up and laugh at them is what they fucking want to do with styles of comedy maybe a little

more subdued especially on the apps trust me no you're right I would put that I was I would go back and forth because I was on you're right. I would put that I would go back and forth, because I was on the apps for years, I would put that I was a comedian and that I wasn't, because I kept changing it up to see something. Oh, I want a man to know that I am funny. No, they don't want it. I would lie for the first three days and be like,

oh yeah, I'm in the entertainment business, I'm an actress, and then slowly wean them in. The people who put that on there are fucking liars. They want you to laugh at their jokes. I think I agree. I think, because to me, humor is important to me when I'm dating somebody, but I don't lead with that because it's like, it's one of those things like,

that is just either there or it isn't. Yes. And it's one of those things that you can't help, you just have to figure it out. Like, is somebody nice, is somebody respectful? Like, these are basic qualities that you will sniff out. And actually humor you'll probably pick out even Way faster

You can tell someone's funny or like you're a person eyes get along at all like totally totally and so many thing is in a relationship so much of being funny is like It's it's sort of like vibe specific like things can be funny in the context of a relationship. Two people can make each other laugh and they're not funny at all. And that does, being objective, in fact sometimes I'm like,

I go back and forth because like, women do like funny men, that is true. But also, I'm jealous of the, like people who aren't funny at all. If a girl's laughing at you, you know she likes you. So if you start at, I'm not funny and I get a laugh, I can definitely fuck this girl. But for me I'm like, well they're gonna laugh at me

because I'm funny, and some of them that's enough to convince to wanna fuck me. Some of them would have fucked me either way, but then there's some that are laughing due only to my incredible talents and have no desire to fuck me. Whereas I get laughs in a way that, like sometimes I think about how that can be like a slight Detriment where you're like because if you're unfunny and you get a laugh you're golden. Yeah, I'm not sure

I'm not sure what my life my life is not These are different younger times in my life when I was more insecure now. I'm like whatever but Humor is very so like objective objectively being funny I don't think especially the guys who put that on their dating profile no and I feel like this exact type of guy is like that Andrew Tate kind of guy who's like he does want to right away say something right so offensive and see that oh but I'm cute that I know it well I feel like whether her problem is and what mine was we you're on the apps for too long and you start going cool

Cool crazy and you start your these guys that are stuck on here. They're left in here. They're bad people They're not nice guys. Well, if you're alone long enough to start noticing ethnographic trends Yeah, like to have you know where she's figured out what this means. Yes. Yes, that's a problem it is problem, and I feel so I'm so sorry for you because it's it's hell out there and I I Don't know what to tell you try to suck a pussy. I don't know But this is this does go hand-in-hand with thinking this is almost like the male version of the last question Where was a woman saying she's funny because she picks out memes. Uh-huh a man saying he wants a funny woman is a guy He's he's pretending. He's funny. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm so funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

It's like no you're not nothing Oh, and if you'd like you'd find you would a woman with a sense of humor you would end up with one if you were actually Yes, because there's no way there's no way I'm gonna be with somebody who doesn't that they don't have to be funny But they have to have a good sense of humor. Yeah, there's no way you wouldn't there's no way all you do is make people laugh Fucking Wayne bombing in my own home. Are you fucking kidding? Taking juggling classes to get a fucking rise out of this bitch no No, there's no breakfast hot dogs. No laughs. They're gonna bite out at you as well. Goes all the way down. Just staring at you. So anyway, that's interesting. You know what? I like this caller. This caller came in with some nice observations.

Yeah, she sounds great. She sounds like she is funny actually. Yeah, good luck out there. Yes, please. You know, perfect. Lest wanted to create discourse. So again, he literally waited for the for the episode we will. We said and we agreed with the guest we will bank the longest. He waited for the one that will come out months from now to start a lively discussion on the episode that came out last week.

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