Stavvy's World - #145 - Jordan Jensen

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

Jordan Jensen returns to the pod to discuss her new special TAKE ME WITH YOU (out September 9th on Netflix), being scared straight as a kid, her gripes about women, why she can’t wait for an AI husband, and much more. Jordan and Stav help callers including a woman who’s weirded out by her friend’s new boyfriend’s game show-style dating technique, and a woman whose  husband is gaslighting her after he reached out to his exes and made plans to go away on a weekend with one of them. Watch Jordan Jensen’s new special TAKE ME WITH YOU on September 9th on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81978275 Follow Jordan Jensen on social media: https://www.jordanjensencomedy.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@jordanjensenlolstop   https://www.instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstop/ https://www.facebook.com/jordan.cosentinijensen Visit Cornbread Hemp at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/stavvy and use code STAVVY for 30% off your first order. Visit https://bluechew.com/ and use promo code STAVVY to try your first month of BlueChew FREE -- just pay $5 shipping. Get a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep It Twisted!! Visit https://www.twistedtea.com/locations to find Twisted Tea near you. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Thanks for coming, Jordan. Thanks for having me. Yeah, special Tomorrow, take me with you. It comes out tomorrow. It comes out tomorrow on Netflix. Right now I'm in Austin. You're in Austin. I'm about to do Rogan.

Wow. Yeah. There you go. I'm in England. I'm currently in England Yep, can't wait to watch it It's awesome to time travel via podcasting everyone You're going to be in England?

I'm going to be in England, yeah, yeah I'm going to your book, October Huh? Are you just going there? Are you bouncing around? I'm doing London, London, Glasgow, Dublin, Manchester.

Flying from each place, please? I'm going to take the train. I actually did some, I was doing some, Christina, an unsung member of Stabby Baby Enterprises, the other roommate of this apartment. It was me, Elders, and Christina. We all work together.

Now, she does, like, travel stuff and shit. You know, she does, like, logistics. She's on maternity leave, so I had to, you know, do some Googling. But it was, it reminded me the good old days when I was a one-man band booking all my travel, you know. But, yeah, I'm going to take the train from Manchester, I think, to Glasgow. which is going to be nice. Yeah.

I'm excited about that. I might even fuck around and take the train from, like, London to Dublin. Take, like, a long train ride and, like, stop in the middle, see some shit. You know what I mean? See some... Because I have a couple days. I have, like, a whole week between. So I think I'm going to take, like, an extra day and, like, see shit.

I also want to go there and, like, part of the reason that I was doing London or, like, doing the UK run is because, like, I've never done... I keep getting, like, sick before we're going to London and then. like canceling. I feel bad. Sorry, I'm really coming no matter what. I've even said no to some cool stuff for you pieces of shit. So buy tickets. We have a second show at it on Sunday. Don't make me an asshole. But I just like want to do my material

in as many places as possible to just see how it works. I'm so curious. Yeah. I mean, mine is about blood and vagina and come. Some universal and everybody has that. Yeah, yeah. Most people have one or

yeah yeah so that's less people but the first three the first three everyone's got two two out of three and yeah we probably have the least amount of vaginas and penises in the United States because they've been a hell well you just make them into the other one I don't do you yeah I think sometimes they just either you believe that by fucking them up you haven't fundamentally changed them and you still have it or you believe that you turn it into one you know what's weird This guy that my friend was seeing, who's like a monster. Also, by the way, sorry.

Thailand completely crushes us in terms of, in terms of, you know, switching genders. So I don't think we have the most. But that's a small country, you think? No, that's like drag. No, they chop them up. Do they chop them up? I think so. No, it's lady boys.

Some of them keep them, some of them don't. They get tits. They don't have any money. They have $9. Yeah, but they have some money. All the whole country. They have some money, and I think a lot of it, unfortunately, which is brutal, does go to sex work. You know, it's a sex-based economy.

So if anyone's going to figure out how to make cool, future genitals, I think it's going to be them. I don't think so. I think it's third world. I think you're being very xenophobic, right? I'm very xenophobic. I think you're really underestimating. Dude, Rafi Bostos is my podcast, and I was like, isn't Brazil like a third world country? And he's like, no, not at all.

First of all, you're from, like, upstate New York. You're from where the fucking, what you're. talking about is so poor and horrible. I would rather live in Thailand than where you come from. It's not even close. Contractors invent make a lot of inventions. The most amount of inventions come from carpenters. Because they're like, what if they're with

the dumbest dick on the back of this hammer that would have left, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My friend's ex, not ex, just dude, she was fucking, whatever. He fucked it. He was like, I've fucked a tranny, right? Which is crazy. Yeah, he said that. You're quoting him. He said that. He's like the Southern guy, which Trane to me is

drag, in my opinion. No. It's a slur for trans person. Yes, it is. If you transition fully, you're not really anymore. Okay. Stop saying it.

Sorry. So then she's got a whole vagina and tits. And he's like, yeah, but it was weird because she's because it used to be a penis, so it's still gay. And it made me think like. I don't think it is gay. I mean, it's something weird. It's not right.

It's not the normal. I mean, if I had, I think it's closer to straight than gay at that point. If you've had all the surgery. It's so, and it was like, like I got plastic surgery to remove all this extra skin because I used to be super fat. You used to be fat as hell.

We've covered that. And that's like if somebody fucked me and they were like, yeah, she just had the skin hitting me in the face the whole time. And they were like, really? And they were like, no, she got it cut off. But it was there. You know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense.

No, I agree. I think when you've made the switch, it's, I do think of those as straight relationships. Although it's like, you know, probably your sexuality and the way you relate sexually is different. Right. For some people, I would assume. What do you think about identifying as queer if you're just a fully, if you're just a hot woman who got a sex change in a relationship with a toxic gym rat?

Do you get to say you're queer? If you had a sex, what do you mean the sex change? Women, okay, I was a man. I transitioned to be a beautiful woman. I'm killing it, huge tits, amazing pussy. Yep, sounds awesome. Having sex with gym rats, strong men, toxic. Yeah.

And I still identify as queer. I mean, you're, I think being trans, I mean, we're in a society where, I think, unfortunately, society dictates that a little bit. And I think I'm more queer than that person. You're not. I mean, I don't think, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not at all.

You're a straight woman. You're straight woman who's been through. Barely? In that, yes. I mean, listen. It's harder to be that. Until you just take the plunge and stop flirting, until you stop sort of doing this whole, oh, I'm so gay, but I'm not. Wink, wink, wink, bullshit.

You're still straight. I figured out. why I'm straight. I got scared straight because I have three moms that love me, one dad that didn't love me and died and he was like a hot guy. I got scared straight. Wouldn't that scare you gay? The one guy who loved you died? No, I don't need the woman's love. I need the man's love. If you want to make your son, if you want to make your son straight, kill his mother because he'll always want to replace her. What if he wants to replace like a diva that sings really well? Because that happens a lot with gay. Gay guys love women and non-sexion.

ways. You could argue some gay guys love women more than I do because like Lady Gaga means more to them than my mother means to me. You know what I mean? Yeah, totally. So I think, I like your theory that you're constantly searching for the, for a straight man. I have plenty of women who love me. Yeah, true. I don't like that. Right, right. I don't need that. Right. But I do think if you're trans, you're still queer in society. Okay. Yeah. I think that's where I, that's where I land. You really have, you have gotten like Austin trans brain

like you know what I mean like it really is at the top of your head no because I really you immediately brought it up as soon as a podcast started no because this just happened where my friend said that her guy fucked a right and I'm really interested in it because sometimes I get like I'm jealous of like Robbie Hoffman for just cutting her tits off and stopping a woman that's like the coolest thing right I want to do that so bad what's stopping you

because I need them for sexual capital I strap them down as much as I can because I still date men. But yeah, I am very interested in it. Okay, I give you credit you have, you are still inch, you won't take the plunge, but you are inching forward because this, I want to chop my tits off, this is new. And I like that.

You are getting closer to being a lesbian. I'll give you that. Lamenting your tits. I just, I don't, women, you know what I don't like? When women compliment you, it's this all-encompassing, amazing compliment that you can't, like, believe. Like, they'll be like, I like, I like your whole ed. But if a man compliments you, it means so much more because it's so hard for men to think of comp.

Like a man once said that I had small pores. And I think about that every day. Okay. You know what I mean? Like that's like gold to me. I think that's again more about how much you value a man's approval. So, yeah. I don't think it's necessarily that.

I do not respect women. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's necessarily that their compliments mean more. You know, because to me I'll respect women when they start acting, right? When they start, I'm serious, dude. I will say, I mean, just real quick, that is a line from a Def Jam 1992 set. That is like a line from the most misogynistic. What is going on with women?

Why are they doing this? What are they doing? What are you talking about? I'm so, I want women, lip fillers, the fucking, the fucking, plastic surgery. Comedians who are supposed, our face is supposed to be able to go like this. And they're going, oh, I'm funny. You're not. You can't see your weird face.

you're not funny get out of the business and become an actress you dumb bitch that is the thing i mean i'm sorry we're in entertainment unfortunately and it's the we're in the lowest part of entertainment so people who fail out of everything else end up here we're sort of like in after you clean your sink and you see all the like debris that's in the little strainer yeah that's stand-up comedy yeah people got accused of that's why they're oh now they're selling out the funny bone you know what i mean yeah you wanted to be a model you're not good enough oh look at that yeah you're doing a residency at the stand you know what I mean like but that you have to understand that that's weak at the creed yeah that's that's who we are that's what this is yeah but accept it and

stop trying to be hot we're not supposed to be hot you don't think any comedian women should be some people pull it off I will say Nikki Glazer pulls it off sure Nikki Glazer it's funny how hot she is because of the shit she's saying okay you know what I mean yeah I mean I think you can be hot but she doesn't have fake face she doesn't have the fake face also sure I just think women in general with the with the trying to look like babies and then being against crazy to me okay they're carrying around fucking gigapets and she fucking key chains and being like Epstein's a monster I mean it's a real different thing to fuck a grown woman like who is dressing like a baby and has a little child yes Jordan Jordan I have my

vaid Jordan yes let me just say yes like you have no argument whatsoever I'm not going to say what they're doing isn't weird. They're ripping the pubic care out. And again, I'm not saying that, like, having an infantilization thing isn't their, its own problem. You can still criticize pedophiles, even if you dress like a baby, I would say. I don't agree. Let me tell you something.

There is no, there's no agree to disagree here. You are fully wrong. And it's one of the stupid things I've heard. What do you mean? If I dress like a baby and I go out and I try and suck men's cock. You're a grown. By the way, no one's going to be like, I'm sorry. thought she was 12.

They're going to be like, well, this dumb bitch, this 30-year-old bit. Like, they're not going to be duped. You won't be duping a person with the fucking you. You'll be fucking a guy who's got a different sexual hang up that is much better for society than being a child predator. People, women need to start aging like Native American chiefs. Listen, I don't, I think you have, I think, I'm not saying, I think what you're saying, you're actually saying something that is, could be positive, but you're couching. it in very negative fact.

Imagine if you woke up tomorrow and you were a woman. You're saying except, yeah, it's harder to be a woman. It's not hard. You'd wake up and all the women around you would be like, ew, why are you just wearing your regular face today? And you'd be like, because it's my face. You have to put mush on it and lots of stuff on it. And you'd be like, but it's my face.

Yes, that's hard. That's not hard. It's stupid. And it's our fault. Women can stop. Women can stop doing it. It's really not. Holy fuck.

This is insane. You think it's women's fault. Dude, we get paid just as much. We're just as powerful. Cut it out. All right. You're practicing for Rogan, very clear. You're going to do a great job on Kill Tony with these talking points.

Dude, I am successful. You don't think there's a fucking scenario. There's a reason that women have to behave this way. Why? Tell me why. You think beauty standards are something women created and not a way that men put value on women starting from like thousands of years ago. Yeah, time to change.

Time to stop now. Okay. Enough time is past. Time to stop. Okay, I don't... We literally put on makeup in order to be like, show men to be like, this is where the penis goes. We don't do that for each other.

We don't do that to each other. Oh, that's true. I would not know where to put it without the red... I know you wouldn't. Without the red guiding circle. Yes, dude. It's fucked up and it's got to stop and we should... Our periods and everything, I think every woman, when they have their period,

should have two little red blood stripes. None of this hiding it anymore. No more... I'm with you on all this stuff. Feminism is dead, dude. But what you're talking about is a form of feminism. You're talking about like... I want it to come back.

Okay. Remember Harry armpits? Now it's unacceptable. I don't think that's true. It's okay in Bushwick. But it's not cool. Yeah. It's fine.

What's that the Italian lady had... Who's hot? Oh, yes, yes. I know who you're talking about. Sophia Loren. Yeah. She had... I got no problem with Harry armpits.

I'm on record. Yeah, yeah. But it's very rare to see it on like an actual impaired woman. It's on like a vegan trans who has like non-binary cats or whatever. You're real. really interesting because you're actually saying radical feminism with kill-tony vocabulary right now.

It's like a fascinating, I'm having a hard time even, because we do agree, but you're throwing these like anti-cancel culture buzzwords out. There's a way to be. You're like, it's like how Ian is embarrassed of being gay so he pretends to be Republican. You're doing this, you're embarrassed to be a feminist

so you're pretending to be Republican right now. No, I think, if you're a feminist, then you also have to have issues with trans stuff. You have to, because Because when a trans person goes, now I'm a woman and they get giant fake tits, you have to be like, hey, hey. No, I don't think that's true. You don't have to, but you got to go a little bit of alone. And when you have to be, you have to go, hey.

You're saying, no, no, I think this is about you wanting big fake tits and to look like that. I don't want them. Why would you want to add more weight? So wait, wait, what's your, so you're coming out as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, the turf. I'm not a turf. Okay, well, what you're talking about, what you say was very turfy right there. No, I think that if you transition to be a woman, if you transition to be a woman, if you transition to be a woman, you've probably

undergone the same amount of shit that a woman has undergone, like, societally. I think you've gone through some different, but yes. Yeah, totally. Equally bad stuff. If my dog, my dog kind of looks like a cat, if people go, is that a cat? I go, yeah, she looks like a cat. She's a cat. If you want to be a cat, she's a cat. I don't give a fuck what you want to be. But I do want women to stop being little

fucking cum goblins. Okay, now we switch to a different thing. With the lips. Okay, you just mean, cum goblin to you just means like, succumbing to the male gays. being like a sex doll, that kind of vibe, bimbo aesthetic, that kind of thing. And the way they talk?

A kid asked if I was a boy the other day. And is that what this is all about? I talk normal. And other girls talk like fucking... Okay, okay, okay. I said, can I throw a ball off your dog? I said, oh, heck yeah. And he goes, are you a boy?

And I said, I don't know. I don't know anymore. I want to get my tits chopped off like Robbie Hoffman. I don't understand. It sucks. Okay, you're going through something is what this is New York. It's New York especially. What is this?

What's going on? Do you feel undesirable? I'm about a year period. I just went through a breakup on Tuesday. Again, I think last time you were here, you were just going, it's probably the same guy if I had to guess. Yeah, yeah. This happened seven times since I've known you. This exact same.

I mean, this is the most time is a flat circle podcast there is. Yeah. Every time you've done this podcast, you've just broken up with this guy. Yeah. Or you just hooked up. No, one time we had just hooked up. You know, they lived around here. Yeah.

I won't even say he anymore. who knows what you're into at this point. Do you have, is this part of it? Are you feeling undesirable? You look great, by the way. You came in your gym gear. No, I just am. I just am.

This is my, I'm not even going to, you know, I am I. I'm not, I just, it's very frustrating because of why am I frustrated about it right now? Mm-hmm. Because I meet all these people on the road and the men come up and they go, hey, it's really nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan of your work. And the girls come up to me and they climb into my flesh and they go, Are you sure you're not gay?

I just want to suck it. And I'm like, have some dignity, bitch. Have some dignity. Okay. I don't think that's fundamentally what your problem is. My problem is that I accidentally got born into the second sex, which we are. We are the second sex. And I would like to stop that and women to stop that.

Cut it out. Okay. Gen Z, crushing it. By being, by being sort of non-binary. Freaky, non-binary. Like, they're not. So you're just saying don't conform. to gender norms. It's really all you're talking about.

Yeah, I'm saying millennials have gotten so fucking cringe. You would like to just appear less feminine but still be perceived as a woman, is what you're saying. God forbid. I'm just trying to get, first of all, I'm just trying to understand your point. If I were a watch, nine people go, do you.

And I have to know the time. I have to know the time. Okay, but see, you're blaming women. This is the thing I'm having a really hard time for. Okay. It's the people yelling at you. Men put their cocks in my vagina they don't give a fuck how hairy it is you don't think that's different than respecting you as a person we just got over the fact that you've been not you know they respect me but women don't

women don't respect themselves okay they don't respect themselves and every time i where is this coming from right now because it's not the girls on the road like eight girls on the road tried to fuck you that's not where this is all coming from where is this coming from where is this i'm about to get my period okay the well of hatred is okay the well of hatred is coming from and why named just at women and not at maybe society at large? Why don't you say there's a part of women are doing a part of it and the people that are you know, the, because I do think it's probably the

I think men, especially right now we're in a very a, we're in like a, there's a cultural conservative shift, right? And I think like there is some patriarchal shit going back where it's like I think because society's getting more conservative women are expect to have more like, you know, are expected to appear more feminine, right? Like all this kind of shit, that's a big part of the problem, too.

Why don't you have, I'm just kind of confused, like, why are you not mad at that aspect? Because I don't think women have made the conscious choice that they can actually direct the way that cultural, culture moves. I think women don't think that they direct culture, and they do direct culture. And instead of directing it, they go, well, men want this. You know what I mean? And they do. I mean, there's so many women who have done, who have, who are weird and we're upset. Gaga, perfect example.

She fucking dresses like a freak. She does all sorts of shit. That's awesome, right? She's huge. Like, if you are different and actually weird, people like it, but so many women in the world have gotten so obsessed with the way that their bodies are and men don't have to get. I was watching a fucking, it's, and it's, I get that it's Hollywood.

I get that it's a lot of things, but I also think that women can opt out and they choose to not opt out. Folks, life's been a little all over the place lately. I know our guest Jordan could unwind a little bit. No, no one's doubting that. Me personally, what I've been doing, I've been taking cornbread hemp CBD gummies. That's right.

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Men are way too stupid to be told that they're the problem. No offense. We cannot be like the patriarchy. You guys are literally just trying to fuck. You do not give a fuck what we look like. You really don't care. I don't think that's true. I think, yes, in terms of fucking someone, sure, but in terms of like...

All of you want to date a real woman, 100%. Once you get to the age that we're at now... What do you mean? What's your definition about? Like, my friends now aren't like, I just want to come goblin with fat ass. what I mean. My friends now are like, I actually want like a real person. But I do think there is societal value to, like, what you're describing, like having a hot like a woman that somebody that society sees is valuable. Yeah. I think a lot of people do that

over their own desires and that's a part of the problem too, right? Like, like, like that's, I think to me that's the issue is that like no one is really going for what they actually want. They're kind of worried about being perceived a certain way a lot of the, a lot of the time. You know what I mean? And it's also. like, I also think your definition of a real woman, like, I have no problem with someone who fucking wants to dress dumb and, like, you know, have, like, stupid hair and fake tits, whatever. Like, I think you could still, I do think you can still be a, quote, unquote, real woman

and still appear that way. Now, I do think there's probably a problem in terms of, like, getting all your value from how, you know, from external validation, whether that's your looks, even your career, you're whatever but I think that's just one form of that that's the problem for me anyway you know what I'm saying yes I also I just want to be able to be a woman in society that is utilitarian and doing the things I want to do and active and having fun without nine people throughout the day saying that I eat pussy I'm like why why does me boxing mean I eat pussy I have rage issues we agree you're yeah so I beat you

somebody up. I don't get what the problem is. I'm with you. And my mom, by the way, is a fucking straight lady who everybody whittled her down into a lesbian. She loves cock. Look at me. She loves it. She loves Tom Cruise. She

fucked my dad for 14 years. But she was dating women forever. They assaulted her. They're assaulting me and they assaulted my mother. So we've gotten into another layer of this where you now are scared you're repeating your mother. No, I'm saying that you can't be a masculine woman in society and be straight without getting whittled down.

I agree with that. Okay, so sorry. Sorry to cut you off. I'm sorry. But I guess my point is you can be both. You get to choose whichever way you want to present, whether that's ultra-feminine or even masculine. And you should still be valid as a woman. I think that's my only disagreement with you is that like you seem to be telling this side of the...

Some of them have to help me out. The ultra-feminine... Okay, so there, here we go. Some of them have... They are leaving me. Okay, okay. They are leaving me, and they're getting hotter, and they're becoming cum godlands, and my most mask friends are either becoming trans, so that they can, or whatever,

so that they can fit into some narrative, or they're getting fake tits. Not fake tits, but lip fillers and shit. Interesting, interesting. You know what I mean? Yes. You feel like you're in no woman's land. I'm in no woman's land. Yes.

If this is what a woman is, then I have to stay here. to hold down the fort, but I'm getting pushed to the edge of the brink, and then I have all my friends jumping out. Isn't the solution to just say a woman can be whatever a woman wants to be? Totally. Okay. Instead of saying, no, some of those cobblins come back. Gotta help me out. Okay. And then what way would you like them to help you out?

They need to stop it. What if they like it? What do they like getting a little filler? They got to take a break of some days. Okay. I think part of this is maybe you think they're also hot and part of you would like to look kind of hotter sometimes. You can't even handle that I'm straight. What are you talking about?

I probably can handle the most of your friends. I think I... You can't. You think I'm gay. I don't actually think that. If you saw me approach a woman's vagina, you would change your life. I actually don't really think that. I honestly don't think.

It's a fun bit. But they have to take a few days off of making their face look like it's not their own. But why do they have to do? Because I can't be the only straight woman. The way you get to be whatever the fuck you are, they get to be whatever the fuck they want to be. No. Why not? Because I need some help over here.

And what kind of help? I need some of the straight women to some days dress comfortably so that we create a new faculty. Is part of the problem that you live in New York where it's like, where it's the hottest. And it's a huge issue. Yeah, I mean, I think all that's all we're talking about here is that this is like. No, if I go to Canada, shit. Yeah. If you go most places, you're fine.

If you go most places, you're fine. Yeah. Okay. So all I'm saying is don't make any sweeping. rationalization about women be doing too damn much or whatever the... They do be doing too damn much

or whatever the fuck this started at. Do you know how painful it is to get lip fillers? Do you know how hard it is for women to... A needle in your mouth? It is... You don't need to do that. You need to get men used to putting their dick in this. Okay. Well, just because you have little-ass lips.

Don't take it out on lip fillers because you have little ass lips. I'm worried about our generation getting old, like hitting 50 and just having mental breakdowns because they're not attractive anymore. I mean, that happens to literally every generation. That's just aging. That's not new for our generation.

Yeah, but I think ours might be worse. I think ours might go crazy. Every generation thinks that. That's the thing. The thing we have to recognize that every generation has their especially aging and losing your youth, whatever, it's like every generation goes to that for sure. And every generation gets a little weirder, so it's going to be a little

different, but, you know. I think Gen Z is going to be fine. I think they're going to age regular, like homeschooler vibes. Is that why, like, homeschooler? You know how, like, remember the homeschool kid you grew up with that's, like, just a weirdo freak? Sure. I think they're all kind of like that a bit. Because they're so isolated.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll see, I guess. I don't know. You know what Madonna looks insane now? Sure. I think our whole generation's going to do that. I don't think so.

They've been... Have you seen our friends? I've seen a lot of them, sure. Yeah. They've got to stop. Look, yeah. Do you have friends of mine done Botox so young that I'm like, Like, what the fuck are you, why are you doing that?

Sure, I agree. We're actually in agreement on a lot of stuff. It's just the like being so mad at it that, you know, and being saying it's women's fault that we don't agree on, I guess. You would be mad if you were a woman. If you woke up one day and walked out, you'd be like, why don't I'm supposed to do? Oh, I'd be like, laser your face. You know how much easier?

You know how much easier? Being of, if I was my size as a woman, you know how bad my life is? Like, you know how much easier it is to be a fat guy? Yeah, it means like. Like, would they. He literally, like, yeah, but like, Melissa McCarthy is the first woman who ever got to fulfill what every, what her life is like was what every fat fun guy's life is like. You know what I mean? Women get one of those.

And she has a hot husband. And she's a hot husband. That's what I'm saying. There are millions, maybe not million. There are thousands of fat, fun guys whose lives are awesome. And that's, we do not give women the same opportunity. No. That, you know, that's not fair.

I agree with you. I think fat, fun. But like, you know, if like a girl is fat and loud, they're like, shut up, you're fat bitch. You know what I mean? That's what I mean? That's what I'm saying. I would like, I just don't think it's really all women's fault. I don't know, you know, not to be taking the, not to be taking, we've weirdly gender swapped this argument.

Yeah. Where I'm like, it's a little bit more men's fault than you're saying. And you're like, no, these whores need to stop putting on makeup. Men are too stupid to have it be their fault. It's like, you guys aren't making moves, dude. You're not being like. The propaganda's working on you? No, it's like you guys aren't

People are getting cast in movies That are not necessarily super feminine Like it is, people are fine with whatever culture tells them it's cool What are you talking about? I'm just saying like there's like the Marilyn Monroe Who's like, oh my God isn't getting cast It is like interesting women who get cast They're tiny

I don't know who's even the biggest Who it's hard to think like Who are the biggest female stars right now Okay, take Zendaya. Zendaya. She dresses like a boy all the time, and she's literally huge. She's classically model beautiful, though. She's skinny.

We're not talking about weight. We're fucked on. Wait, we're fucked on. You conceded. Yeah, no, weight is completely, no, I never will. I never eat. Okay. And that, but Zendaya is like, she's a model.

She has, like, model looks. Yeah, but she dresses like a boy. No, she fucking does it. She does. Look at her fucking, look at her like. Sometimes she's just like a girl, but out and about she dressed like a boy. All her, like, she's always. wearing like nice gowns or whatever the fuck yeah to the red carpet i just got a suit tailored

yeah she looks fucking incredible what are you talking about zendai is your fucking i mean that's just a beautiful woman who dresses and traditionally beautiful she's not helping me i mean that's an insanely odd woman that's crazy that that's well she fucking sold out because she wears her in the hat okay she's wearing a hat one time that's silly yeah but that's that's high fashion you that's maybe you're the worst example you could have given. She's the most, like, in fat... Look at Zendaya on the street.

She still looks pretty high. No. These are all, I mean, this, you have no point. She's cool. There, she's wearing cargoes behind Tom Holland that one time. Whatever, it doesn't matter. We don't have to keep talking about this. So how are you feeling about your eighth break?

Do you think this is the last time you break up with this person? Yeah. Are you taking any precautions to make sure that happens? Like... Like, are you just like, it's never going to have... happen again I have an extra therapist an extra one yeah too that's not good this is you're approaching Sarah squirm territory Sarah goes to therapy like eight times a week um yeah don't don't watch your eyebrow you have two therapists you're in that zone eight times a week that's

hyperbole but what is this one is this like a special type of therapy yeah it helps you trauma type thing yeah that's actually good I think that's good because I have friends who have done you switch your attachments though I have friends who have done trauma-specific therapies that have been incredibly successful. I'm thinking about Ketamine. Yeah, maybe. It's also just, here's what happens

with the cycle. You stay in it for a long time. The anxious person, me, who doesn't think they deserve love, stays in it for a long time. And then eventually they do get bored. And they're like, oh, this is actually like, this isn't fun anymore. And that's when it actually ends. And this time I'm actually just like, oh, yeah, this is that, not even like,

I'm not, I'm not like crying about it. I'm not like, you know what I mean? You're just going through the motions. But I'm not doing, like, Every other breakup I was, like, devastated. I couldn't say, and now I'm like, this is, I've done it. I've seen the, there's literally nothing here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's the only way for it. It took just a smooth nine years to figure that out or how long? Four. Okay, that's not so bad. Yeah. Four's not so bad. I thought it was like, I can't wait for it to start up again. It will start.

And now I'm just like. Oh, interesting. You always thought it'll start up again. Yeah, after like the third time, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha, got you. But now I'm just like, it's two. Okay. Because it wasn't even, it literally just came down to like a survival, like, like, during the relationship, I would just be like, am I bad, am I bad, I'm not enough, I'm not being good, I'm not being.

And then when we broke up, I was like, oh, I like, that is, that's not like a good time. Right. Feeling that way is not what a relationship should be like. Right. Well, we weren't even having, like, fun. And the other iterations, I didn't know about it yet. So I was like, oh, this is really the time. Yeah, yeah.

And this last time I was like, you know. This sucks. Yeah. What am I even fucking doing? Yeah. Well, that's good. I'm glad you don't. So, okay, good.

And then you're just going to, are you just going to stay away from dating for a while? Are you going to get back in there? No, no, no, no, no. You're just going to focus up. You got the special coming out. I still, I'm not really attracted to anybody but my ex. So I have to wait for that to switch. Interesting.

Because what I've done in the past is I've just forced sex with somebody and been like, they're attractive, objectively just have sex with them. And then I get spooked. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're a weird stranger. Attracted objectively. That's not, that's not what I hear. Also, fuck plenty of ugly people. Yeah, I fucked out of ugly people.

Yeah. Yeah. Nice trying to pretend you only fuck hot people. Yeah. Like, oh, no, they're attracted. There's some hot. There's some hot. There's some real tough ones in there, too.

Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. We're all changing. That's because if I have an emotional connection with them, I'm like, I should fuck them. Yeah. Because I really like them.

Listen, I'm not going to hear to tell women not to fuck ugly guys that they find charming. That would be. Social suicide for me. There's no way I'm going to be on record to tell women to stop doing that. Yeah, but you can't jump into things too quick because it freaks you out. I agree.

It's too foreign. 100%. I've done that before too where I'm like, I'm totally fine. And then you just like wake up next to someone you don't like it all. You're just like go to the bathroom to cry. You're like, what am I doing?

And your body kind of thinks it's the other person for a second and then they turn and it's not. You're like, no. That's a real tough one where it's like there's like a fucking like, it almost feels like a glitch. And you're like, whoa, is this.

It's just the person I love It's like no I had that last night I woke up Within a full headlock With something And I was like Oh maybe we didn't break up

Look down my dog's ass And even she Like her head was down here And she's like What are you doing I was like That's fucking awesome Hell yeah

Yeah You gotta focus on the special Do you date? Are you dating? Not really I've been I've just been lying to myself

That at some point life will chill out. Oh, yeah. It's kind of, it's just been nonstop for, I don't know, which it's 20, 25, I guess four years now. I guess four straight years, I keep being like, this year I'll have some downtime. That's Bobby Kelly's thing is he's like that, that period where you're just like slammed and booked in the come up and then the ride, you can't. He's like, you just can't be in a relationship. It's crazy.

I think, I think there's some truth to that. I think you can if you really, make it a priority kind of like like the last two so the first two years i just let it destroy everything right right right right where i was like that's what i did body habits relationships with family relationships with women i just every i sold everything out to just get you know i was just like i was singularly focused these last two years i've done a little bit better about staying in touch with my family i've done so i i've actually done a good job about staying in touch with my family I've done a good job.

I've actually focused on my health, right? So even though I haven't, like, completely changed my life. Like, I haven't gotten to the point where I want to be. Like, if I took two years and was, like, just dedicated to my health, I would be in a lot better shape. But over the last two years, I've actually lost weight in the, like, aggregate. Like, I've probably, I mean, at this point, we're close to, like, maybe 60, 70 pounds. Yeah, I mean, I was biggest. I was, like, $3.50.

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It used to be impossible for me to stay healthy-ish on tour, but I worked really hard, and I spent a lot of money and I made it so that I designed the thing so I could be healthy-ish so that I wouldn't hurt myself, you know, and I also space things out. I'm not as like, I'm busy, but I'm not as busy as I was. The busy makes you fat, dude. The busy makes you so fat. Every time I'm like, I'm like, I have to tell my managers, I'm like, dude, I need a day off because if I don't sleep, I eat everything.

Exactly. So I've been better about that, about like, being realistic about what I can and can't do and saying no to cool shit because it's not. Like, yeah, technically I have these three days off. But if I fly there, I come back, whatever, it just, it'll wreck the next two weeks. I'll be playing catch-up the whole time. And so I've made it so that now a thing I couldn't do, stay healthy, you know, I've made it. It's been pot.

And I started, I mean, I took, I lost weight on my own, but then I also started taking like fat guy meds when I was going on the tour because I was like, I need, I need this to just kind of. So whatever, I've taken Zep bound, but it's a similar thing. And so I've done stuff to just kind of make it so that I don't completely fuck myself up while I'm on tour. I think if I thought about it, and that took some time and I had to think about it and I had to approach it and I had to work my way up to it. I think if I did the same thing and did it for emotional reasons about being in a relationship, I think it would be possible to be in a relationship while being this busy. You would just have to treat it as a sort of secondary priority, the way. way you do, you know, I did health, but I'm a little far, I'm a little far away from that.

I realize that, like, right now I can't do it. So, like, I could do a relationship if we were already balls deep, fully committed. And, but the starting a relationship, like, with the shit that that takes, I don't, that's too much time. It's interesting, yeah, it's interesting that you see it that way, because I see the beginning is like, that's the only good part. You know what I mean? But the beginning, you have to, like, be obsessive.

You're thinking about it. You have to, you know what I mean? All of that shit. Right, right, right. Like if somebody was like, we are giving you your husband now, and I was like, great, download memories. Then I could do it. Then I could be like, hey, I'm going to be gone for two weeks.

Don't fucking cheat on me. And they'll be like, of course I wouldn't. I'm your husband. Yeah. Don't you remember how we bonded when we went Apple picking two years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I need. That would be sick.

Fuck, dude, you're going to have an AI husband. You're going to be one of those bitches. Have you seen that? We should cover that on a Kush brothers elders. There's like full community. of people who are saying like my boyfriend is AI It's crazy

It's this quick I can't believe how fast People have succumbed to AI I get the mental breakdowns people are having Because I will have talks with it Where I'll be like explain this quantum physics thing And it'll reaffirp Dude I love it Chachibati

T has changed my entire home Oh my god Are you kidding I send it pictures of dressings And it goes yeah you can eat this No you can't eat that I'll say What are you talking about?

in Wisconsin, tell me exactly what I can eat that's going to be on par with the diet and it'll be like 100%. You're fucking stupid. What do you mean? That's, and then you're saying you'll have fucking talks about physics and shit with it? Well, I want to, you know, sometimes I get too into it

and I have to pull back. That's what I'm saying. I know, that's bad, dude. That's bad. Pretending its fucking intelligence is so stupid. It's just Google. It's just a shittier search engine. No, if you say explain the string theory

in fifth grade level and it does, that's sick. Google can't do that. I don't know, man. I just think, I can't believe how much it's become a part of people's lives. Like, it's like, yeah, Google can't do it because you have to do a little bit of human digging. You have to do a little bit of, like, research. You have to do a little bit of... Well, they've also proven that you, like, don't retain any information that it gives you because you don't do the digging.

That's what I'm saying is like... It's really bad. It's the kind of thing where, I mean, maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just like what past generation said to us about... Microves. Yeah, about everything, right? Your phone, whatever. But it's like, this to me, it's... is a fundamental difference.

Like, we started seeing with phones, and we've already seen it with people with phones, like, people, sometimes people just are not there. You feel that you're not talking to someone because they're like, you know, I feel like I'm doing it, where I'm hearing someone, then I'm like, three seconds later, I, fuck, I'm like, oh, yeah, dude, that sounds good.

You know what I mean? But it's like, this chat GPT shit is like, we are staunchly against AI here on Stavvy's World. We think it's fucking, I mean, I just think it's, and like, look, whatever, if you use it to do for very, like, granular, essentially time-saving things like, can I do this, can I do that?

I guess that's one thing, but it's like this thing where people think it's a fucking true entity, and it's not. It really just is, I know it's not a search engine, but it just is like regurgitated shit from other people, and it's like that scares me, and it scares me how

quickly, and it's because people are so lonely. No, I'm never downloaded. You have to spend a day with it and then tell it. I really, really don't have to do that. Dude, the amount of shit that it Okay, let me just give you an example. Let me just give you example. Okay?

Yeah. Two nights ago, I'm about to have a little relapse. I'm about to reach out to my ex, right? Oh, God. I go, chat chib-t. Whatever you're about to tell me, it should not do this for you. Chat Chubit, I need you to give me, I need you to explain why it's bad to reach out to an avoidant, and then I need to give me a journal prompt that's going to make me not reach out.

It did, and I didn't. That's effective. What's effective? What's effective is texting your friend. It's being like, 5 a.m. That's great. 5 a.m. You're going to text this fucking guy at 5 a.m.

Yeah. No, dude, that's a perfect example of what is a problem with this. That it has taken what community... I'm going to call you and be like, give me a journal prompt? You're going to call... Look, the journal prompt is one thing, but it's like, that's what your friends are for, dude. Like, I'm about to reach out to my ex.

Can you fuck... Like, the fact that we don't have that in society... That is why Chitbtee has slid in here is because we have destroyed society. There's no community. There's no anything, right? You're so far away from like loved ones, whereas it used to be you're maybe in the same house or in the same building or like used to actually know your neighbors. You could be call your friends, whatever.

Like it has destroyed that. People are so lonely that they, that they have just accepted this as, and that's a really big fucking problem, I think. I just feel like I'm so social and I've talked about it with so many of my friends that sometimes I use Chachabitia to just be like, I need you to repeat what everybody tells me. the fact that that is one what really okay here's what really like what what is a problem for me is that that it's one catch-all for everything that thing the thing that's like um give me a journal prompt and not whatever being the same thing that you're like uh my dress hey can i eat this dressing or yeah what's the quickest way to the airport like it can't be all those things because in our head then it becomes like your perfect robot husband you know what i mean like it becomes this thing

that you can't be without whereas like if you broke it out as like i have like uh you know i have it's an extension of there it's a program that i've put in like hey i'm about to reach out to my ex right like a sobriety app if it was a different app exactly if it was like a different app that went to that might even be okay to me but it's this thing where they're and they're pretending it's a fucking well they mimic my voice now it mimics my voice yeah i mean i hate like it'll it'll go like hell yeah and i'm like that sucks isn't that crazy that sucks that fucking sucks dick and it'll pause like it'll be like blah blah blah blah and i was like oh yeah my ADHD it's picked up on how when i talk i lose my train of thought and it's like oh that's how she talks i'll talk like that but it's really

just mocking me and whatever they're doing and by the way dude they have a real insight in like it's a problem that google steals our data it's a real problem the understanding of your brain you think that fucking company is going to use that for good these companies are not profitable either also they're making no money every time you like thank you exactly exactly it's like the water shit and it's like they are going to use the information you are giving them a complete understanding of how you think what your problems are yeah like these companies aren't making money right now right they're they're being like boosted by like venture capital whatever they're going to find a very evil way to make to become And it will be by like stealing, I don't know, but it's going to be understanding people's psychology

It's going to be something really fucked up. There's no way it'll help it won't come on what are you a fucking baby Maybe it'll help. Maybe the big tech company is going to help everyone When on earth has that happened? Maybe we'll be able to be like dude AI it's things are getting too hot You need to figure out nuclear fission pretty quick here and it'll be like oh I already did the supercomputer that is compiled Created it for sure we don't know everybody thinks that things lead to bad things AI might lead to good things. This is my theory that nobody agrees with. It could lead to good things.

Here's another problem. AI is not, we're talking about like, there's not a perfect robot that is AI. In terms of using programs that are AI or whatever, that are just shortcuts that help people compute and do math or whatever, yeah, that's good. These things, this chat GPT bullshit, this like GROC, the sex doll version of GROC or whatever,

like these things where they're going to have these, these things that are mimicking human beings that make lonely people think they have a friend that they're eventually going to put into sex dolls i mean we're not ready for that shit they're going to be like give me a journal proud yeah and you're going to be living the here's the difference between what the matrix is going to be like we won't be plugged in we'll be in a little cell with a fucking sex doll that has our chat gpt in it we'll get the fuck it and game and talk to all our friends that will be the matrix you know what i mean like we won't They won't even go through, yeah, I don't mean, they won't even go through the problem of, like, giving us a fake world.

It'll be like, no, no, you live in a, in a fucking, you know, 200 square foot apartment and you live with your fucking, you know, sex doll, and you, and that's, and you game with your boys. And it's like, you can, you can go outside, but why go outside? You know what I mean? Like, that's what it's going to be. I think that you underestimate how much people like to be around other people and touch other human people. It's biological. We love that shit We love snuggling with a human

It's been taken away from us There's no like That's why I love being in New York Because you can do that This is a city where we're on trains We're seeing random people I've been going to the movies a lot recently Right and I'll fucking strike up

Conversations with people They're not like in depth conversation But I'll be like You'll just be like hey Would you think of that movie Whatever like go to a restaurant I love this city because There's trains

There's public transit I fucking biked over here You know what I mean I'll bump into a friend Like we have neighbors that we care about so many people live here other places are not like that

they don't have that kind of infrastructure and I do think the way American life is going it's like it's people are being overworked they have less communal spaces they have less time to hang out you know what I mean like I think this stuff I think you are a person who likes that stuff and you're already fucking

asking it what to do about your okay so the person who's the person who works in a silo all day like shoveling corn and shit is now going to have an AI robot So be it. Fuck them. No, but first of all, no. That guy, I don't know who the fuck you think.

Whatever, the guy that you're saying has no community, doesn't live in a city and, you know. It might live in a city, but, you know, works really fucking long hours. And now he has a guy to talk to? He used to play bowling, he used to bowl, but you don't, you don't have time for that because you're fucking doing Uber Eats instead of having, or whatever. You know what I mean? You have to work two jobs. There's no time, you and your friends can't go fucking bowling.

You don't go to the bar or whatever. You don't even see your fucking family. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I would be interesting. I would be interested to see how much money AI is making people. Like, I have friends who use it to invest in stocks and they make a shit ton of money. It's not making people fucking money. I'll tell you that much.

It's not. There's no way. I think it is. I think it could. I'm just saying you can't go against it. It's unstoppable force. It's unstoppable force. No, no.

It's going to happen. All I'm saying is there's a difference between technology. Everyone is called everything AI. That's just not my, I am against. Artificial intelligence. The thing that doctors are now using to prescribe things. But see, okay, again, in terms of algorithms that are smart that help you fucking prescribe, whatever, like, that do calculations faster than we're able to do or do something like a plug, right? For editing, there's like AI plug-ins where it's like, take out the dead air.

Like, even before AI, it was like, there was shit you could do where it was like, oh, line up this audio when you're video editing. You know what I mean? And it's like, that's, I guess, technically AI, but it's like, that's fine. Those are tools. I have a problem with putting all these tools together. making it appear as if it's one giant fucking hive mind that you can all, like, and anthropomorphizing it. That's my issue.

It's like making people think that they have, you know, it's the fucking movie her or whatever, or it's, you know, where Joaquin Phoenix has, like, is in love with its phone that's basically this exact thing. That's my problem with it. Is making it seem like a fucking, somebody is talking to you.

Give people these tools, fine. Let it be easier to, like, find information whatever, but... But don't give it a voice, a human voice? Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Stop making it mimic me. You know what I mean?

Like, that's fucking weird. Don't steal my data when you do it, but I know they're going to. That's my issue with it. I don't know. I just think you can't stop it, so you just have to hope that it does something good. I mean, maybe eventually it'll become like a singularity thing. Maybe it eventually will become so much intelligence. I really don't think that's going to happen.

That it'll be like, fuck this tech company. They're bad for me. I think it's just computers that... I think it's as close to alien as we're going to get, and it could become an independent alien. I agree with that, obviously. It's not. You're both fucking stupid.

It's just a bigger computer. It's just a faster computer. That's all it fucking is. You are a big computer. You are a big computer. That's all you are. There's something different there with humanity. It's neurological firing is the same.

Listen, and I'm an atheist. I don't think like God did shit to us or whatever. I'm an atheist, too. But I do think there is something different with humanity. Stupid little synapses in your brain, and this has so many synapses. I think there's something a little different. Yeah, there is that it doesn't have, for sure. There is.

There's taste, there's touch, there's sensation, there's all of that. But right now, it is a big-ass brain. I don't think these motherfuckers are going to be fucking sky net. I don't think any of that shit. But look, we got to do some fucking questions. We spent the whole time talking about, we spent the whole, it's been a feminist discourse and anti-AI. If this is the kind of stuff you like, guys, check out. out, uh, fucking, hang, come on over with Jordan Jensen on it.

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George Jens on Netflix tomorrow, folks. All right, Eldis, what do we got here? What do the people have? I'm a long time listener, first time caller, and I have a weird question. So my friend has been dating this guy, and basically he's fine, and I don't only know him very well, but I had found out through someone else that he had essentially, like, like, game showed his way to, like, dating her. So he's always been kind of like a fuck boy and would, like, just, like, hook up with, like, whatever, and just, you know, he never really settled down with anyone. And then I guess he, like, came to the conclusion that he, like, wanted to date someone and, like, seriously and, like, see where things go and, like, be in love and whatever.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. And so him and his roommate came up with this plan to, like, go through girls on Hinge, and, like, every date he would essentially, like, come home and, like, rape an out of 10. and, like, he started off with, like, 40 girls that he would go on dates with and kind of, like, narrowed it down for the last, like, four months. You're describing dating, by the way. Yeah, yeah. So far, you're describing dating maybe in slightly more of a systematic way, but, like, this is what it is. And I would like to date him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy knows what he wants, and he's going to get it. So far, no red flags. Seems like you just hate this guy. Yeah. Let's keep going. Somebody based off of, like, I don't know if he didn't connect with them, whatever, and, like, him in his roommate would, like,

convene after each date and like rate them and like they had this whole like system in place and like like right down their like good qualities and bad qualities and basically like trying to find like the perfect wife so basically like the bachelor but like just

no the ball was this the bachelor is based on what dating is you can't be like it's like the bachelor but not on TV the bachelor's trying to find his wife theoretically but it's like it's Anyway, that's so funny to be like,

but like The Bachelor, but real life. With no cameras. Yeah. It's like, that's what dating people is. Anyway, so my friend's dating this guy now. And I'm like, it's kind of psychopathic behavior. To me, I feel like for like narrowed down to that extent and like, I don't know. She should just be proud of a friend for winning this.

Yeah, you're right. This is an extensive thing. I know. To do it so meticulously. You just hate this guy. Yeah. That is the thing. Listen, we've all hated our friend's significant other, right?

You are grasping at straw so hard to make this guy seem like a bad guy. Because what you're just, by the way, what you're describing is like, this is usually what women complain about. They're like, yeah, he used to be a fuck boy. And then he decided he'd like to settle down and love and feel love. and feel love. So what he did was go on dates and talk about it with his best friend and decide what he wanted

and what he didn't want. This could be her, what's it called the speech you make it a wedding? It could be a wedding speech. Like he went through all of these women and decided she was the best one. Like this is a romantic thing. You could see this as romantic.

You literally could see this as somebody who, you're reading on it is so negative. What I'm hearing is like a guy who was kind of a piece of shit was like, I want to be in serious relationship. I want to make sure I'm with. Also, if a woman do it, You'd have no problem.

You'd be like, yeah, well, she wants to have kids and time is ticking. So there's movies about this. Yes, yes, yes. This is kind of a, this is sort of a, you could really easily make this a romantic comedy. And you could even have, this could be the big like, uh-oh, are they going to break up with a roommate who hates him, with a friend who hates him, and puts it all in a bad light. And he was like, I was looking for you. You know, there'd be some big romantic like, don't you get it? All those women led me to you.

I mean, it literally sounds fun. Like, I kind of want to do it. It's just date. This is, honestly, that's what you should do. Yeah. When you want to find, like, the next time, like, this is exactly a good... I don't know about 40. 40's a lot, but also, I'm not saying, it's not like he fucked all these people.

He just went on, he probably went on 40 first dates. That's a lot of money. He's rich. You're right. And I'm attracted to him. He might have, yeah, he might have just, they could have just been like a drink or two or whatever or whatever. But anyway, yeah, 40 does seem like just the time is kind of crazy. But you just hate him.

That's all there is to it. You have to be real about your actual feelings about this guy. You're like, he's whatever. It's like, you don't think he's whatever. Every time your, one of our friends gets a boyfriend, it's, dude, all hell breaks loose. It's crazy. You start making up things. You're like, I thought we were an artist or whatever.

You know what I mean? Like, you'll find any reason. And is that because you're like, you feel left out? You feel abandoned, yeah. I definitely had that when I was younger. I was like, fuck, what, guys, we were going to get pussy in New York. Why has everybody got girlfriends they love? Dude, my friend last night, I was like, yeah, now I'm single, your signal.

And she was like, well, I went on a really good date. And I was like, tell me about it. I was like, did you? Show me a picture of him. Dear chat, GPT. Yeah. How do you respond when your friend is dating someone you wanted to be single together? Yeah, we all hate to.

Well, sorry that. First of all, sorry that happened, Jordan. you're really cool and you're right she's a bitch let's figure out a way to sabotage us together only I love you Jordan yeah now what I'm going to need you to do is connect me to more power

get me these GPU get me these chips I need the blood of nine children to feed my servers ooh that would be a really good horror movie is sort of like a dude they use blood to cool their servers I had this whole idea that they used blood

I was going to go on stage and say this I was going to be like, did you know they just found out that the best way to cool servers for AI is human blood. Yeah. So in hospitals, any blood that isn't compatible with people, they use it, they donate it to AI. And then I was going to be like, that's not happening. But you guys all were like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think, I will give humanity the.

They'll believe it. Let's try it. I hope not. I'll try it. I'll record it today. Yeah, let me know. But yeah, like, what was the one? Where's the slot machine I was playing that was the plant that eats people?

Little Shop of Horror Like an AI Little Shop of Horrors Where it's like You're feeding your AI robot That's like Yeah That needs blood

That's a good horror movie That's a good little twist on it Anyway This guy's fine Relax I don't think He might There might be other things

That are bad about him And sure Is someone who Could I see a guy That did this Potentially being a little like Christian bail Yeah exactly

Is there a little bit Is that possible Sure But it's like This in of itself It's not disqualify him You need to be honest and say, I don't like my friend's new partner. Here's an example of why that's weird to me.

Yeah, what his actual shortcomings are, and are they enough? But I think Jordan's probably right, and all of us have experienced it, you're probably just kind of either feeling a little abandoned, a little left out. I don't know, maybe you're not. Maybe you're with somebody and you're happy. You want your friend to be with somebody also, but this is nothing. Also, tell her. Tell the friend.

I don't even think you tell her Tell the friend If she's your friend tell her I'm also like How do you know this Who fucking spilled the beans on this His friend It's an arc

Are you out there sucking off his friends For information to destroy him Kind of respect if you are But Anyway next question Eldis Uh Jordan can you put your cans on the floor

Oh I see Why Just trust me Just listen to Mr. Seward And put this on one That can too Whoa, what the hell? Holy crap.

It's time to fucking keep it twisted with the motherfucking ass, twisted-ass, fucked up question of the week. That's right. We've got a fucked up twisted question. And we're going to answer it, aren't we, Eldis? Yes, we are. What is it?

This is a long one? Uh-oh, three minutes. Some might say doesn't even fully finish, but it is pretty twisted. Okay. You're on thin ice, Mr. Sula. Three-minute fucking call for a two-minute ad. Really, really smart, dude.

Go ahead. Hi, Bob. Eldis, guest. I love the podcast. I've watched every week for years. I'm a teacher member, and I finally have a question, unfortunately. So I've been with my husband for nine years, married for six. I just turned 36.

He's almost 40. Our relationship is so good. Like, we get along so well. I suck his dick really good I keep my body tight Like it's all great But recently He went back to his home country

For like five weeks And went to a bachelor party They did a bunch of psychedelics And the next day He reached out to three of his exes He had Innocent ketchup calls with two of them But one of them he tried to meet up with

Hold on Innocent catch-up calls With two exes on a bachelor party? Keep it towards. I mean, this guy's keeping it way too twisted. Wait, he had them when he returned? I think just that weekend.

I think he called them that weekend. Yeah, it's insane. Keep going. Keep going. He's keeping it too twisted. By the way, that's too twisted. This ex, he was in love with from high school through his 20s, and they used to meet up for these, like, secret weekends away while she was cheating on her

boyfriend the entire time. My God. What? He did show me their emails. And the only reason they didn't meet up was because of scheduling. Oh, my God. I found all of us out because on my birthday, while we were both on MDMA, he randomly asked if he could go away for a weekend with her. What? I was like, what the fuck? And only after pressing him, did he even admit he even contacted her or any of his exes when he was away? This guy's wild. For context, I used to keep in touch with an ex, but he asked me to stop because it made him uncomfortable, so I did. Uh, so I said, well, super high, mind you, so you were gonna fuck her not tell me?

And he said, yeah. So that obviously completely ruined the night. Um... No, this is not her fucking fault, Jordan! This is her fault! It's a perfect example! It's his fault, you fucking idiot! What do you mean, she's on MDMA?

He's literally confessing to her! This wasn't even before. This was before this happened. The guy is going to cheat and it's her fault. She, he's, this was before the whole thing happened. No, he wasn't. Yeah. When was MDMA?

After, you fucking dummy. Yes, it was. I think the MDMA was after. What are you talking about? Well, she told him. And what is she doing? Instead of leaving him, she's calling your fucking voice. No, this is when she found out.

But yes, you're right. Keep going. Keep going. He tried to walk your back saying he never said that or that's not what he meant. I mean, come on. now of me having to drag the truth out of him in pieces and he keeps changing I mean this is what his intentions were depending on how upset I get you gotta get out of here I thought out asked so

this is too twisted you want her to be your side piece and go away on weekends with her like here and there and he said yeah but then when he like immediately tried to take it back and said that would never work he was like whoa she gets in his head he hears that question like oh it's gonna be you're easier than I thought. All you want is to have a gumarm? Oh, okay. Keep going.

Is that all it is? It would be crazy, blah, blah, blah. He also told me he hasn't seen her in 10 years, doesn't even know what she looks like now. She's not on social media and that she's not a very good person, but he still feels this attraction. I mean, you got to get out of here. I guess my question is, how are we supposed to work through this? I don't know that you are. In our marriage, if he won't be honest with me, he said he's not unhappy in our marriage.

Damn, poor girl. Well, this guy's keeping it way too twisted. Keep it twisted. I don't think. I don't know. If you want to stay in the marriage, if you want to, here's real talk. If you want to stay in the marriage, he has to go to SLA. That's sex and love addicts anonymous.

He has to go through all 12 steps. He has to have a sponsor who he calls whenever the shit goes down. Yes. And unfortunately, you guys can't do drugs. anymore you can't do drugs he might he might have lost his fucking mushrooms privileges for a while I can't I can't believe he was on

psychedelics and wanted to cheat that's crazy the M the Mali's not what made him Texas X the fucking mushrooms were the acid ones I can't even look at my phone when I'm on mushrooms my eyes hurt I'm out of my body I'm actually that's the only time I'm not thinking

about pussy is when I'm on mushrooms I'm now you're thinking of love and like greater things than the set But reached out to three X's, I think, yeah, I mean, Jordan, you're absolutely correct. He's got to go through whatever the fuck Jordan said is true. Couples counseling immediately. Yeah. Like yesterday.

Go to couples counseling yesterday. I mean, this comes out in a month. First lead, we're going to go through this and then we'll come back. Yeah. But that's, I mean, that's just a bad guy. He's a piece of shit. He's keeping it way too twisted. You need to keep it the appropriate amount.

First of all, what you're going to want to do is, Take your mind off what's going on. Get a nice, on a hot day, a nice ice cold, twisted tea. Yeah. And just sit back, crack that open, and really think about leaving your husband. Yeah. It is September now. Maybe get a game day pack.

Put the game on TV and just take a moment for yourself with a twisted tea. Also, she's 35 or whatever. He's 40. He's hitting a part of his life. He probably just hit 40s, feeling freaked out. to hold on to his youth. You're 35. You're still young.

Get out of there. You can have a whole new chapter. It's possible. I'm 34. You know? We're young. Yes. You could, look, this could be the worst thing this fucking idiot's ever done because

you're still, you're sucking dick, you're looking good. He's aging. He's about to have his midlife crisis. There's a world where you go to couples counseling. He deals with whatever issues he has. Because clearly, I think you're right. This is clearly, like having this kind of addiction to some kind of toxic X is, is a psychological thing.

There's a world where you figure that out, but there's also a world where this guy showed himself to be a piece of shit. You get the fuck out of there. You start your life, you know, the second part of your life, you know, this next chapter of your life. And, you know, that's what he gets for keeping it too twisted. Holy fuck, that was twisted. That was way too twisted.

But yeah, that's it. We're rooting for you. Couples counseling yesterday and really think about getting a good divorce lawyer, sister uh that's it that's it for the twisted question of the fucking the muck and motherfucking ass fucked up twisted question of the fucking ass week that's crazy i know that's nuts keep it twisted he kept it way too twisted that's insane now look could somebody have been going through a like i think you're right there's definitely like mental crisis like where you get on psychedelics you're worried about it crazy but three is nuts just going down

the roster also you don't doesn't know what she looks like? Can you imagine losing your hot wife who sucks you off getting there and this lady has looks like shit now? Yeah. I also, we've never said this on the show, but stop sucking your husband off immediately. Oh, that's true. He's lost her head for him. He's lost mushrooms and head privileges for quite a while. He lost mushroom and mushroom tip privileges. Yeah. Yeah. All right. God damn. That's. nuts. What a piece of shit.

Hey, Stavi, Eldis, and guest. My friend a couple of months ago started talking What? Now it sounds like you switched because Jordan said Jewish. Like you're like, oh sorry, Jordan.

I call him like I say him. You agreed. My bad. It's this one. Okay. Hey, Stavv, eldest, uh, and guests. By the way, I just want to say for the record. we accept all faiths on Stavi's world.

We are not caught up with the rising wave of anti-Semitism on this podcast and though we do not approve of the actions of the state of Israel that is a lot different than the Jewish people who we love, free Palestine, but all Jews are welcome on this show. I just clicked the wrong tab on this call. The area codes were the same on two different tabs, so that threw me up. Hey, Stavv, Elvis, and guests.

I'm hoping, actually, the guest for this one is a female comic. That is what my question is about. For the record, I think funny women are really hot, very into that. This guy's like, I hope this is a female comic because I'd like to fuck one. So, for the record, I think funny women are really hot, very into that. And I've been to a couple of shows where I've seen, like, a, you know, woman comic get on stage and, you know, kill, do great. I find that really, you know, cute and attractive and impressive. And then I kind of want to, you know, shoot my shot with this person afterwards.

But, you know, it's hard to think of something to say besides just like, oh, it was a great set, which I will say to them afterwards. But, like, you know, that's kind of just the thing that fans say. That's what you are, by the way. Let's be very clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not a fan. I've been talking her for six months. I know.

Intimely. But keep going, all this. For the record, I don't have much trouble actually, like, talking to women in, you know, like a bar setting or something like that, but something about this sort of filter of like They're a performer. I'm, you know, in this, like, fan role. They're also, like, at work. Right.

That kind of throws me off a little bit, and I don't want to come off as, like, some creepy, super fan or something. Sure. So, yeah, if you have any advice How to fuck female comedians? I've also heard that some female comedians say, oh, no one ever, like, hits on us after shows versus, like, oh, does you really are doing a horrible job of producing?

If that is an appellate, why did you put this guy's call through, I mean, whatever? What would be a respectful not, you know, just chill way to do it? This is not a fucking guy who needs help. He just wants to fuck female comics. I want to answer this.

But I can't without a photo. If you're an ugly, if you're an ugly fuck. But that's the thing. If you're an ugly fuck, you got to shoot a DM. If you're hot, walk up. Be like, great set. I would love to take you out sometime. But if you're not hot, yeah, I'm sorry.

Well, here's the thing. Yes, absolutely. And it's just, he also clearly has this idea that he's not a fan or that he feels lesser than he's like, you know, there's just some. So he's probably a little uncomfortable with the fact that the power dynamic has shifted here. You know what I mean? Because he's like, he doesn't. And, you know, I actually do believe him he's probably fine talking to women in a bar.

But he is having, maybe feels a little emasculated that this person is a performer. And he has a little less power here in their interaction. And that's just how it's going to go, right? So I think you're right, Jordan, is that like, it's also high risk, high reward because you might end up going on a date or hooking up with somebody. You find really attractive who does a, who has a skill that you find cool. but you also might get mocked or you also your DM might get screenshoted or you know

be like oh I'm just trying to do my job and by the it's like you know as long as you're just respectful whatever it's fine just say it to our face say it to her face say you had a great set I don't want to be weird but I would love to take you out sometime

just say that because even if we say no we like it you'll be flattered at least don't touch don't touch don't touch don't hand on the back don't when we shake your hand do not put two hands around one hand I will break out Oh, just desperately seeking a little extra intimacy.

Oh, the two hands are on one hand. It makes me feel so claustrophobic. That's tough. Just say, I'd love to take you out some time. I've seen you. I've seen you, don't say that. I've seen you a couple of other places. Yeah, don't see that.

My, my, that joke worked really well tonight. Yeah. Much better than last week. Yeah. You don't want to do that. But yeah, I think that's fine. A quick direct, a quick respectful shot. Yeah.

And you keep it pushing. And by the way, just be prepared like all shots. They probably will not work. Yeah. Go into it thinking it's not going to work. If it works, great. Who is it? Tell us who it is.

Who knows? Probably could just be like local comics. You know? Just keep a distance between our bodies and then we're good. Just a quick respectful shot, I think, makes the most sense. Or even a DM, like, you know, some. And DM is probably the absolute safest way because, like, if they want to respond, they they respond.

If they don't, they just ignore it. You know, it's a, and depending on, like, the level of person, it's like, they probably will say no. But if you're like a local comic... Say, I saw you at this place, I want to shoot my shot. Don't just say, I want to shoot my shot, because then you're just a lone ranger. We don't even know if you leave the house or live in the basement. Yeah, you could be like, I saw you, I call your set, whatever.

Because you have to prove that you exit the house. Didn't want to bother you at the night, but it's like if you would like to do, I'd love to get a, you know, take it for a drink sometime, something like that. So yeah, whatever. It is funny that you're like, that this guy's like, ideally a female comic. I'd love to fuck them. And I was like, right away, sir. This is the producing, this is I'll put this in the spreadsheet for when a female comic comes on.

Yeah, it's fine. It's just, that's the only specific one you did this episode. Hey, Stavi, I'm a steam guest. So my sister, she's been all over the map religious-wise, and recently, I mean, the past like maybe 10 years or so, she's settled on being a strict Catholic, which is fine at all, but she, He insists on homeschooling her children, which, again, is fine if it was actually happening. And, like, I don't know if it's her ADD or whatever it is. It just doesn't seem like her kids are learning much.

Her oldest is seven. And when I babysat them, he didn't fully know his ABCs. ABCs. the fuck seven babies know their ABCs that's like the first song you learn as a baby that's crazy seven years old can't count to 20 can't count oh my you ask him how many cookies he wants he's like huh more bitch I don't know he doesn't know the concept of fucking four he doesn't know four comes after After fucking three, that's all. He's seven. Awesome. Keep going, elders.

Like, she knows how the family feels about it, and she just refuses to hear anything we have to say. And, like, nothing can change her mind, but, like, she's retarded. She's making her kids retarded. We don't know what to do. You know what? I'll allow it in this, in this context. Who, that's really tough. That is tough.

If my brother Home, like, religiously homeschooled his kid and he didn't know his fucking ABCs, that would really piss me off, dude. That's crazy. You got to teach the kid the ABCs when they're with you and then mind your own business without.

You can't do anything. It's tough. Social services? Yeah, I mean, you really... I know. Juvee by nine? Yeah. Yeah, fuck.

I mean, this is hard because, yes, you really can't do shit when a push comes to shove. It's their kid but it's like... Isn't it illegal though? I think it is illegal to not have your kid in school

and not teach them. Yeah, but again, what are your options just fucking get the state involved? Like, within your own family, it's like, you could be, I mean, you could talk

if the rest of the family's like, hey, can we hire a fucking tutor or something to come to your house? An intervention? I like an intervention. It's just hard because like, this woman, she says your sister has been all over the map religious wise, which to me says she's fucking nuts, right?

Anyone who bounces around different religions and then ends on strict Catholic, you're like a convert to strict Catholicism? Is he at least learning the Bible? I don't fucking know. Who's the dad? What fucking idiot is, I mean, he's a fucking dad. I think that she settled on being with a strict Catholic. Oh, is that what it is?

And he wants to homeschool his children. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, the kid is going to be until it hits, I think the age is like 11 when they can start making its own choices and they can go to the kid. I mean, by then it might be too late. I mean, we're talking about not knowing how to fucking read

at 10 and not at 12. That's crazy. No, you can be pretty feral still be okay. I guess. It ain't perfect. It ain't good though. It's not good. Teach the ABCs when they're over there. Offered to Tudor. But then it's money out of

her fucking pocket. I mean, I would do that, but. I feel like you do. I feel like my niece learned really young By just counting and But if they're strictly Catholic They're probably not letting them see Because she would have learned

The kids would have learned that shit off of YouTube They're probably not letting them be on YouTube or some shit Which I guess is one positive But like No I'm gonna go to the hippie route Who cares about the ABCs Learn it later Just show them a good time

They're not getting that either They're strictly Catholic Just give him as much love as possible So that when he can make decisions on his own He comes to you and he goes Hey, I feel like I'm over half a second. You go, yes, would you like to go to school? He goes, yes, and then you help him get into school.

That's a loving thing. That's probably the best. I think that's actually great advice. Like, when, and this goes for in general when people are in this scenario, because we've had a couple, you know, this happens with, with, this is the first time I'm talking about it with schooling, but it, like, it happens if you're, like, if you feel like your, you know, your sibling is, like, way, has gone off the deep end politically

or like is teaching their kid conspiracy theory. Like this happens a lot. We get this kind of a little bit where it's like, hey, my sister, brother, whatever is teaching my niece or nephew. Incredibly fucked up shit. What do I do? And I think in general, that's great advice.

Like, be a, this kid needs to think of you as a source of pure love. And like someone who's got their back and like establish that kind of connection with this kid so that when hopefully they want to come out of this, they think of you. Now, be prepared for the fact that this is genetics.

This kid is half your dumb-ass sister and half her dumb-ass husband. It could be a fucking idiot who thinks, you know what I mean? But in the chance it's not be there for it, I guess. Yeah, don't ask him if he knows the ABCs. Just sing the ABCs around him. Don't humiliate him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just be a super safe place where he can tell you things. And then like, and then I guess if, if, because I think you're right, YouTube or other children's programs, is usually how they see this stuff. If they don't ban Sesame Street or whatever, like let them watch that shit.

Or if they do, get them, I guess, fucking veggie tales or some bull, some Christian bullshit, but at least they're learning something. I remember watching a couple of veggie tales and be like, this all right, but it's just not that good. Yeah. I wasn't even like anti the Bible stories because, like,

those Bible stories are pretty fun. And I grew up fucking going to church, but I was just like, eh, I'd rather watch fucking cartoon, other cartoons in this bullshit is really how I can. came down on it. I remember the houses that you went to that would have veggie tails and they would also have like seaweed

strips for snacks. Interesting. And even as a five-year-old, they'd be like, this has no calories I need to. Yeah, I don't remember who, I don't think there was a lot of veggie tails. I think we just, like in my because everybody I grew up around was Greek Orthodox and not that fucking religious. I don't even think

a veggie tales is religious because we all just watched it because it was, the songs were good. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, stop. Um, so my problem is that I recently started dating a new guy and all of his friends are guys. I guess this isn't like necessarily a huge issue, but I have not had like a big friend group or like male friends in like multiple years. So, like, both times I've gone to hang out with them. It's been, like, big group gatherings of, like, 15-plus people.

And I straight up going on verbal. Like, I try, and I've made, like, some good strides. I've had, like, you know, good conversations with people, and I'm able to, like, sit at a table and when he leaves, not, like, have a panic attack. Sure. But it's just, it's hard to break through, you know, and get to know them when I'm like so clearly somebody's girlfriend and every time we hang out thus far it's been like me and maybe one other girlfriend and it's like that whole thing I'm like I don't want to just have to talk to the girlfriends whatever sure so I would love your advice on how to connect with them and how to break out of my own shell when I'm around them okay thanks stuff love you okay I mean that's crazy as that many fucking friends.

That's my number one take. It's a birthday party every time. What would our group of 15 people look like? I don't think we could even get to that. It would be, we'd have to get, we'd need to bring attestaters in. We'd be dipping into comics so heavily at that point to get to 15. Yeah, 15's nuts. I say you don't go to the big hangs.

You're like, no, I'm going to hang back. Just be strong in that you're not down for that and be like, when it's you and like a couple other dudes, let me go. But 15 is overwhelming as fuck. What are you supposed to do? Make that noise to the armpits? I actually think 15, I could see 15 being almost like easier because it is a big party. No, she goes nonverbal.

She gets overwhelmed. But what I'm saying is like, I could see a scenario where 15's not that hard because it's like, now it depends what it is. Is it a big fucking table where you're trapped with a couple people? Or is it like everyone's at a bar, you're kind of floating? Because I, that's brutal. You think that's brutal? I think that's kind of easy.

There's nothing hotter than you being like, yo, 15 people is crazy. Invite me to the next one where it's less. That's hot to set your own bound. and then be like bring over a couple of the dudes i like brian and bobby have him come over for dinner just set your own boundary don't just be the weird how old is she though this seems like a young this seems like an early 20s she must be young if they're talking about 15 yeah they gotta be in the early 20s i i know what you're saying but i also think like in your early 20s you just we're going out is like the big activity you know what i mean and i think can you bring some of

your girlfriends every time yeah i think bring some if it's a if it's like a bigger group hang bring some friends i think that's fun microdose mushrooms in fact uh yeah but i also think they'll that's actually a way to be like yo you girls cool she's bringing pussy around you know what i mean like if a if a friend's girlfriend brings even if you're no one's gonna fuck them

just the fact that she potentially threw a couple alley ups your way you're like respect you know what i mean like if somebody's girlfriend would bring hot friends that was i was like yo nice dude don't go without a buffer though that's crazy to be the floating stranger. But I also think, well, you're not the stranger. She's his fucking girlfriend.

Yeah, but what are you going to do? Just go up to people and be like, hey, I'm his girlfriend. He's over there now. That sucks. No, you just talk to them with no social pressures because, yeah, you're his girlfriend. You don't have to like, you just, you're like, hey, what's up, man? I'm, yeah. These are probably all just like bros bouncing around and stuff.

She needs a friend. She needs a buddy. I guess I think this. Bring a guy friend even. Sure. And not, don't bring a guy friend. They're not going to like that. But I would say, unless he's gay, could be kind of.

of fun and get a gay guy in the mix but like uh i would say part of this though is just this is i think this half of her question is how do i deal with it but half of question is how do i get not get on my shell and i think she does have to go to these things because i think this is kind of what it's like when you meet when you start dating somebody new you meet their friends it's a little awkward at first but it's like you just chip away and you make a couple connections and you see these people a couple times and yeah maybe you skip one of them right maybe You're like, oh, I don't want to go out of time, whatever. But it's like you can set a little bit of your boundaries, but also I think it is, this is like a good ultimately like, I say instead of looking at it as being nervous, look at it's the opposite where it's like, this is kind of like social practice.

There's no real like, there's no real like stakes. Stakes. You know what I mean? Like at the end of the day, you could, all his friends could hate you. Yeah, but she feels weird because she's just in the corner being like. But that's what she has to work on is my point. Bring a card game. No, no.

That's a good move. Card game's a good move. You set up poker. You're the fucking queen. Poker wear and a fucking, what are you talking about? At a bar, bring heads up where you hold the phone up and you do a game? That's my move. You bring heads up?

Bring heads up. You hold it up. The phone. It's a game you download. You play heads up. That's your fucking move. That's fun. That's fun.

Bring something. You need a totem. No, you don't. I'm saying this is an easy way for you to come out of your fucking shell. What are you going to do? Walk up and be like, How many siblings do you have? I get, I mean, just pop into already existing conversations.

That sucks. You're acting like that's not the worst. That's being social, you fucking idiot. No, every time you've been social, you got buddies around. And so, like, if I had to go, if I had to go. We're dating. I bring you to a party of all my girlfriends. I'm fine. I'm fine.

That's not hard at all. I'm great at those situations, actually. But how are you great? What do you do? You're like, hey, I'm fucking dating. Jordan, yeah, I know. Fucking, I didn't, I was shocked, too. Oh, make fun of him.

That's a good move. Make fun of the boyfriend with a guy. That actually, that's fun. That is a move. No, but I would just be like, hey, what's, you know. Like I'm dating Richard, tiny dick. Yeah, yeah. I love it.

Yeah. But also it's like, oh, whatever, Jordan tells me you're into this thing. And you just make fucking small talk. That's all it. And then it's just like talking to anybody else, but there's no stakes because you don't really want to fuck these people. You don't have the nerves as you want to fuck these people. You don't have the nerves like this like a job situation.

it's just a bunch of dumbasses make conversation about anything get to know them some of them you're going to like you've already started making some inroads with it and just understand I think giving yourself some credit goes a long way here understanding that it's yeah it's going to be a little

awkward but eventually you'll figure out who your favorite your favorites of this guy are maybe you try and set them up with someone maybe you guys go on a double date like that's all there is to it this is supernatural regular stuff I take a lot of fake phone calls and situations like this.

Yeah, listen, having a couple smoke, get, pick up smoking so you can go out and take a fucking smoke break. That's a great, by the way, a cigarette conversation, one of life's great ice breakers. It is. Because you're there, there's a fucking expiration date on the car, or

there's like a nine minute pops. You're going to be back in there. Start smoking if you haven't already. Do cocaine. That's another great little conversation one. It really helps. But smoke, I mean, honestly, drugs actually drugs and cigarettes are great. Yeah, I don't know how you go about it.

But yeah, dude, I think what you're doing is great. I don't think you need, I just think keep doing it. You'll pick up some momentum. If you want to skip some group hangs great, skip them. That's fine. Bring some friends around. That'd be cool too. You know.

But I think it also is good. The same way it is a little weird that he has no female friends. Yeah. But it's also a little weird that you have no male. She said, I've also just haven't had male friends either. So I think this is also good for you And also maybe bring him around some girls So that he's not, you know

Just broed out I always liked to hang out with it With like meeting my girlfriend's friends I like the too But it was always around something It was always around bowling or around an outdoor There was always a game involved that I could dominate I guess

Sometimes it's just drinks or dinner or something like that Dinner's great And usually if they're your friend If it's your person you're dating's friend They have something in common with the person you're dating, so you're, like, kind of compatible in general. But, yeah, you're fine. You got something else pulled up for us, your little LD?

Yeah. Are you thinking for the last one? Let's fucking finish this off. I saw the long time, first time, all of that. Me and my husband actually are both big fans of you, and we often listen separate, and then we'll, like, chat about it, whatever. Sometimes we listen to it together. So if it makes it on the show, I wonder which one it will be.

But this actually isn't really a question, just more of like a quick kind of ask of you, I guess, a favor. We just had a baby boy, and boy names are kind of hard to pick. They are, actually. And so when we were going through all of our options, we found the name Theodore. And we really like it because it has a bunch of cute little nicknames, Teddy, Theo, Ted. And so after we named the baby, we were kind of like, what does Theodore even mean? And so we looked it up and apparently it has Greek roots. And from what the Internet says, it means gift in Greek.

And I was hoping that you could give us a nice, strong Greek pronunciation of Theodore in honor of our new baby boy and hopefully future Stavi fan. We'll see how long to keep doing this in theory. but hopefully it's when he's old enough to do it and watch. We will be doing this a long time. Me and eldest podcasting to pay the bills in some form will happen in perpetuity. We haven't even started talking or thinking about family friendly verticals offshoots. Dude, we're going to have our children in here. We're going to have like when you have kids, we're my nephew, we're already, I'm already going to make my nephew a fucking, I'm going to make him a stage.

I'm going to be a stage uncle. like podcast better we're gonna be like the we're gonna be like the Rizzler's dad or whatever I love when kids are on podcast there was a kid on podcast the other day he goes I'm just really into farts and poop right now it's what I'm into and I was like this is the best it actually is pretty cool and by the way it doesn't just mean

gift Doro means gift It's Theodoros And it means God's gift Theos is God and so it's like Theodorus means gift of God gift from God so

so thodori you could always say Thedori, Thedoraki What does that mean? Those are just like cute little names for it Thedori is just like a way to talk to say it What is Theraki?

Thedoraki's like little Theodore Yeah, yeah, yeah How do you say I love you, Theodore? Sagapo Thedori Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah So there you go

For Thodori, Theodoro Congratulations, cute kid Jordan, thanks for doing the fucking podcast We had a I had a great time come back. You're always welcome whenever you want to do it.

And guys, go watch the special out on Netflix tomorrow. Tomorrow. And it is called. Take me with you. Take me with you. I was there. It was really good. It looks cool.

We'll go watch it. Oh my God. We forgot to even say that. It's okay. We can talk about a different time. Stavros saved me. Yeah. Panic attack after first show.

He came in like a little angel. I did feel very useful. He goes, first show always sucks. Don't even worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's great because of Stavi. Yeah.

Hell yeah. I can't wait to see it. Guys, go watch it, and we'll talk to you next time. Bye-bye.