Stavvy's World - #166 - Godfrey

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

Godfrey joins the pod to discuss his new special REBEL WITH A CAUSE, getting purity tested in Nigeria, how Greece stole from Egypt, his dad encouraging him to move out, being the 7Up spokesman, how much he loved MTV spring break, and much more. Godfrey and Stav help callers including a woman who’s considering a little quid pro quo with her boxing instructor, and a guy whose militant leftist friend is an incel because he always makes things too political. Watch Godfrey's new special REBEL WITH A CAUSE in theaters now! Get tickets at https://www.godfreylive.com/ See Godfrey live and follow him on social media:https://www.godfreylive.com/  https://www.instagram.com/godfreycomichttps://www.youtube.com/c/GodfreyComedy  https://www.tiktok.com/@godfreyfunny   Thank you to our sponsorsVisible.com - switch now!Ziprecruiter - try it free at ziprecruiter.com/stavvy ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Upah! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800 Stav. Call in, we'll solve all your problems. We got Godfrey on the couch, fully buying into the theme. Yeah. He did, yes, still. Zorba. Zorba. Let's go.

Don't be a Malacca. You understand? That's right. That's right. Hell yeah, dude. We're pumped to have you here, Godfrey. Thanks, man. It's been a minute.

Yes. We have been Texas. This is the most. I've definitely got, no disrespect. Much harder gets, much easier. Blake Griffin was two texts. Blake was here fast. Blake loves comedy.

Yeah, it's true, exactly. I was around him in Montreal when he was doing, like, hosting shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm doing comedy, you know. He's the man. He's such a good dude, man. He clearly loves stand-up. You're right?

He loves stand-up. And it's the kind of thing where it's like, you realize, for me, it was a realization where it's like, You watch the guy play ball since, you know, because I was a kid when he's in the league because he came out of, like, one year. So he's in the league when he's 20, so I'm 20 watching him. And then you meet him and it's like,

in your head you're like, he's old, but he's like, he's a 36 year old dude. We're the exact same age. He just has like... He was doing old shit. Yeah. Because you're like at home, you know, I don't know, doing home or doing some kiddie-ass shit.

I was literally doing college. Yeah, studying in college while he's getting his dick sucked, dunking and shit. It's like when I see rappers, when I was in, college and I know them now. Yeah. I go, you are my age

doing albums. So I was like, you must be older. Totally. No, same age. I'm like, oh, you were on videos and on album covers in our college dorms. Yeah. And now I know you're at my show. Yeah. And you were the same age. Totally. I'm like, you gotta be like 70, right? It is, it is crazy how that, the pop culture age versus your actual age. Yeah. That's got to be tough for somebody who

like, you know, Blake's doing great. That motherfucker. Max Contract. He's on TV. now. He's great. Where's he? What TV? He's on Amazon. He's great. What is he doing? He's doing commentary. Oh, that's great.

And he's incredible at it. That whole show is actually really good. That's good when they become good comment. Like, Tony Romo is really good. He was. He's losing it. I heard he's something. He said some fucked up shit.

But Tom Brady's great at it. Tom Brady's coming around. He was bad at first. Well, he just started. Yeah. You got to give him some time. I'm on a hater mode. Troy Aikman's amazing.

Troy Akeman actually is amazing. Akeman's so good. Akeman works at it, but I want nothing good for Brady or, you know, he's had too much good life. I'm tired of that. I hate the Patriots. Yeah, exactly. So I'm such a Giants and fucking, whatever, anything else but them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I don't like that they won and they're good again. And this will probably come, this will come out after the Super Bowl probably. And if they won, I'm going to, they probably did. Oh, man, the Bears, I grew up in Chicago. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the Bears did pretty good. Caleb. How are you feeling about Caleb?

He's amazing. He's awesome. fucking eyeliner. I don't give a fuck. I'm ready for a truly gay athlete. A truly gay quarterback. But I want to see. I mean, his mom was like a nail tech.

I think that's where he gets to them. But he really took us to a really good place. And bears look good. If we finally have balance in the office, because we were always a defensive team. You never had a single good quarterback. Trash. Yeah.

What is garbage in Greek? Scoopidia. Scoopidia. Scupidia! Scoopet, Scoopinia, Malacca! Now I have two words, Scoopidia, Malacca!

No love, Scoopidia is good. Scupeedia, because you guys got, the words are long. Like, you've been saying goodbye, your shit's so long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fajisto. Yeah, I'm good at language.

How about Albanians? What do they say garbage in Albanian? Oh, Jesus. He's blowing it. You're blowing it, elders. Garbage is Plair. Plair. Plair.

Yeah. Pleer. Yeah. Pleer. Goodbye. That sounds fucking Dutch. Pleer. Pler.

I know. Plur. Blerre. You're trash. Because I know in Russian, Bled is like, fuck. Bled. So do you speak about languages or what are you? I mean, my Spanish is the best.

I studied in high school and college. But I taught myself to read French because I was around French women, so to impress them. Yeah, yeah. I basic French. Nothing. Sure. crazy, but I'm trying to learn some Chinese. I just trying to...

Chinese, interesting. That's tough. I want to learn that shit. You're Nigerian, right? 100%. So do you... Ebo language is mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this guy. You speak... I like that. I like, I do nice stories. Hey, Janice... You're an Igbo. No, no, no. I've really... I've learned about Nigeria

because of Yonis and that the Kumbu. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's a Greek. Exactly. It's kind of between... It's kind of like us melded together. Hey, look at this. So it was all because of that basketball. You piece of shit. He's like this. He's got a Nigerian that lived in Greece.

I got to bring Godfrey over. For real? Dude, I promise you, he is tamped down racism amongst Greeks like 40%. No question. N-word use down. Down big. Basketball will do it.

Basketball would do it. And you living in Baltimore. And we'll do it too. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baltimore City Schools But did they go through hell? In Greece, did they go through hell? Oh, his life was bad.

Was it? That's why he's a... I really respect that he... I mean, he could easily be like, fuck Greek people. Yeah, yeah. I mean, his family was truly, like, they were like just the kids

that would sell stuff at the fucking red light. Like, they're selling trinkets. They're selling fruit, whatever the fuck. I mean, him and his brother, when they started playing basketball, they shared one pair of shoes. That's insane.

And Greek people are really fucked up to immigrants until you become the best basketball player in the world. And then they're like, yeah, we'll give you citizenship. Like, he was born in Athens, didn't have citizenship. Greeks don't, Greeks don't do birthright citizenship. They kind of, they like to keep it racist. They kind of, they like to be like... Even no matter where you're from or just black people.

It was easier for me, born in America. Oh, with Greek parents. Did they disrespect Greek Americans? Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. Do they hate Greek Americans? In Greece, you mean? Yeah.

There's a little bit of, uh, There's a little bit of that. I mean, I think it's not, I don't know if it's just pronounced as like, I feel like that's the classic thing is Africans versus black Americans. It's like a very classic. But Nigerian,

because I'm Nigerian, when I went to Nigeria, year and a half ago, my relatives, I'm like doing videos. My relatives are like, I don't believe you are not. You're not,

you're from a, why are you here? Like that kind of shit. I was like, dude. Purity test. I mean, I know you Nigerians don't say, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was bored. My parents were. Civil War parents. They left. I was born in Nebraska. I didn't mean to be. My sister was born in Nigeria, but we didn't know any of that. And then my brother in Chicago, so I grew up in

Chicago. But I'm Nigerian, dude. The food, my parents, the thick-ass, all my relatives, your people are here too. Totally. Like, and it's for a better life. I mean, it's... Now the immigrant story is hacky now. How hacky is this shit now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we were... Okay.

Yeah. And then I smite work, well, my family's kind of... I didn't know immigrants would be hack. It is the kind of thing where it's like... And first of all, not only did hack, no, it doesn't matter anymore. They're like...

Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking piece of shit. Oh, you wanted a better life. Fuck you. They don't give a fuck at all. They don't give a fuck at all. They don't even like a... Like, even like a...

Like, I'm literally like, damn, is my dad going to get deported? We're in the zone where my dad could get deported. because he failed his citizenship test in 94. He can be just doing some regular shit. He's outside going, he's hogtied in Bolivia. Yeah, he's like this.

Come here, where? Yeah. Yeah. Anybody can get it. It's fucking wild. After this woman got shot. It's nuts, dude. After this woman got shot, a white gay woman.

Yeah. God. It's like LGBT. Yeah. Mayor. What? Yeah. Yo, this white dude,

fucked up. That. Well, yeah. And then land. down with a Filipino wife. I mean, that's one of the most classic. The most racist guy of all time has a Filipino wife. Why do racist white men love ethnic women?

I'm going to put... Please explain this. I think... You guys, I don't know how races you guys are. Purely academically... I just want to know... Purely academically, I'd like to weigh in. This is not my...

I'm not saying it's from personal experience. I think particularly, Asian, to me, it feels like these guys literally see them as like almost high level pets. It's like a really great description. It's like a Doberman with tits you can fuck. You know what I mean?

High level pets? I really feel like they bring them out of the caves. Because they don't respect women. They don't want an equal. No. Hell no, they don't want them. So they're already misogynist. So then and they're racist. Yes. But they're, but they are horny. We've always seen. And how can they get away with it with a subservient? Yeah.

Always says yes. Yeah. And the Asian culture usually is because I remember being with a Japanese chick and she just never said no. And she was Japan, Japan. Learning English here. I just met her at this party. And she I would tell her, I would just test her.

Yeah. Yo, get my shoes shine and she'd be like this. And she'd be like, hey. I'm like, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm like, just kidding. I'm like, no. I said no. I was fucking with you. Yeah. No. You could say Yeah, yeah, it's like, no.

I say, just say, no, it's okay. Yeah. I don't, I don't like that. Totally. Nah, I like, because my, well, man, I mainly love black women, so that's just 99%. Every once in a while some other women slip, you know, I mean. You know, because I'm a man, you know what I'm like that? It's like, if you love Greek women or you love Albanian women, every once in a while, other girls, you know,

oh, I've had a black girl, boy, I'm a bono a bit. Of course. If you go to Baltimore, like, it happens to it, man. If you go to Baltimore, like, most of my Jacksonville. backing off as a youth was to black women. Of course. Because you're in Baltimore City schools. So you're just looking at your,

your classmates' tits. So a lot, and then all the porn is like, it's black kids bringing in like black porn. You know what I mean? Black porn. Oh, speaking of that. A lot of great stuff.

But it's like, I like all kinds of different women and porn. I don't care. Sometimes I'm going to move for the Asian shit. Move for a white. It depends on a sampler pack sometimes. A sampler pack? You know, a variety pack.

When it comes to jacking off, I'd like a variety pack. Right, because you literally get, it's like women in real life. You get sick of watching this particular chick. You go, let me try this chick, you know what I mean? And there's something about when women lay down, they look amazing, no matter what their body looks like. When they're laying down. You don't want to see them get up. You think that's a second.

But when they lay down and there's a certain angle, you're like, there's tricks. There's movie magic. There's the psychological thing of your brain sees that. And it's like, oh, I guess if you see a naked woman, lie down, your brain's like, well, you're about to fuck her. Right. So I feel like that's almost like, is it a Pavlovian response? Do all women look good? Or is your brain like,

well, I'm about to fuck the lady. Well, you're, right, because you're, it's, that's why people don't realize it's the cameraman that makes you jerk off. It's his, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you ever, you ever, you ever watch the porn and you go, who's this fucking camera

guy? Who's the DP on this? You're like this. He went from, from woman, To ball sack, to woman. The ball shot's tough. I busted my nut on ball sack. The ball shot. Yo, you shot, why are you showing the dude?

Yeah. Because you know how you're trying to get to a level. Of course, of course. And you're looking at the girl like, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He shoots to the dude and you busted a nut. That's a tough one. You're like, am I gay by proxy?

Yeah. I don't. Because this is voyeurism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And remember, if you're a porn dude, and I've watched porn for years, you're, this is what you're, this is what you. you become a fan of the certain dudes dicks because you go oh there's

Lexington that's my man it's like athletes oh they brought in there hell yeah I don't know that I can go with you on this one I don't know that I can say pause no I won't eat you with pause listen that's your experience I don't even think it's gay

it's not even gay because you go you know okay there's Lex there's this dude you're like oh we know who that oh shit it's about to go down you really want the woman worked over and you know this man's a professional. If you want to see horrible sex, watch Indian porn. Indian.

They're terrible at this shit. I see. I'm sorry. They're whack as fuck. That's why their marriages are arranged. They have no game, dude. And this is India with, I guess now you're saying it, I can't think of a male Indian porn star. It would be like DESI, D-E-S-I-D-S-I. And then you can go, and the dudes just make-

I'm familiar with Desi women, sure. Yeah. And they just, it's just when the dude shows that you're like there's no, because you want to see dude putting in work. I don't know that I do. No, no, no. I don't want, I'm not gay at all.

But when a dude is like this, sure. It's like, what do you move? You're messing it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put some effort. Fucking, freaking, yeah. I guess I'd like the average,

slightly above average. I like to at least imagine I could be in there. No, no, but I don't like porny-looking women either. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm talking about? there's the big tit of fake sure sure and then they're doing a lot of

the noise is sure sure sure yeah you know I want more like I love those amateurs where it's like oh I look like I would screw that shit yeah yeah yeah if I put myself in it if I could get in there yeah that looks like my that's attainable or even if the girl doesn't have to be super hot but I go I I smash her on a Tuesday sure sure sure

but she's like the smashable girl of course I like that too because I'm like oh I shouldn't be fucking her yo Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could get in there. Right. Right. I get in there. Right.

It's like when David Tell was talking about, he's like, I know you can't say that. Now he's like, he's like, I remember meeting this retarded girl. He's right tired. He's like, retarded. I said, but those titties weren't retarded. A classic. The classic thing. Those titties weren't retarded.

Your honor. Moody. Those tities weren't retarded. Boobee. Yeah. Recied. Yeah. A classic.

Yeah, so I'm saying Born is such a psychological game I'm not even trying to be nasty but it's such a psychological game angles count Like some cameraman you go Yo, that angle right there Yeah, that's good camera work So do you think that yeah that teaches you

The angles you like? But because you know why? As an autore No, here's the thing Because when you're smashing chick You don't see those angles You're just on top You wish oh I wish there was a camera dude

That's POV That's why we're talking about the proliferation of POV. Yes. Because people are like, yes, that's what I see. When they see an angle, because you're, when you're in it, you don't even see the angles you're at. But we're watching

angles that you wish you can see while you were doing it. Like, that's why people get mirrors, like mirrors. You're like, oh, okay. Yeah. It's almost your simile. Right. Oh, there's nothing worse than I'm not expecting a mirror when you're fucking. Oh, yeah. And just seeing how pathetic

you are. I mean, my experience anyway, or just seeing your fat, me, my fat red ass face. I'm just like I saw a hotel mirror that I was not expecting to be there and I'm just like and I'm so fat

and I'm just like and then in a second I'm like this woman's fucking like she's seeing this she's seeing that face and like fat concentration and she's like and it kind of took me out of it

my dick didn't get out yeah my dick like do you do that you got I can't believe I'm fucking this hot chick I since that absolutely but since then it's like exposure therapy where now I seek the mirror out

so that I can so I'm like this is who you are face it head on it's like when a fat person is like when you when a fat person looks at themselves in the mirror and it's like the head on angle same thing when you're balding right when you're balding and you comb for years you comb you're in a very specific way where you look

in the mirror but if you get a bird's eye or you get a three quarters view so now I watch myself fuck as much possible to really see the chins to read because that's That's the most honest you're going to be. Yes. You know, when you're like purely animalistic.

I've had it. And it's, you know. It's, you know. I'm like, ah. I'm not. Yeah. No, come on. Get out of here.

A little bit. It's so fucked up that you're literally 20 years older than me and you look so much better. I'm literally, I have a heating pad on because I have a bad back. And you, yeah, you're, yeah, you don't. I got a bad knee, though. No, nice. Come on. Don't do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't fucking. Rathritic knee. Don't, don't, don't fucking patronize me. I'm serious. I got our fitting date from playing sports Right this knee is fucking

Oh I gotta do What'd you play You played? Baseball and track and field Okay Nice So I did all the Boy shit

Yeah yeah yeah You know acted like Spider-Man Did you go to school for Do you play sports at all in school? Okay And the line night Oh yeah I get the mic

Oh sorry I went to University of Illinois Champaign Urbana Nice You know football And yeah High school Track and field

Baseball You know All the sports Yeah And then you got all the residue, the remnants of sports, like, ankle shit. Yeah, I mean, I have a shoulder from playing fucking high school football.

Why did I do that? Were you a noseguard? I was a noseguard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have the build. I have the build. I have the build. Yeah.

Awesome, awesome position to play. Like the Stavros. Awesome. You got to hit that line, Stavros. Yeah, yeah. The pug of the defensive line. Hell yeah. You know, you guys get the fucking middle just,

uh. Did your, did your, Did your parents like you playing? Because I remember my Greek parents, they did not want me playing football. Really? They thought it was dangerous. Well, my mom was a little, my father, you want to play football. My mother was like, but it was cool, you know, you really.

I guess the other option was fighting a civil war. So it's like, compared to that, they're like, yeah, once a couple concussions. You could have been a child soldier. I played like my first, I played like senior year in high school. I didn't even play in football. I just track and field. I said, why not senior year? go out with a bang.

Yeah. And boom, I did that. Then in college, I played a little bit. I played some. And I played baseball up to, like, from Little League up to high school. Gotcha. I did a little bit of everything, man. What were you, like, did your parents, was it a very immigrant upbringing where it's, like,

you have to be a fucking lawyer? Like, what do they want for you? Engineer, lawyer, doctor. I was a pre-med psych major in college. Wow. It was going to be psychiatry because I love human behavior in the brain and administering drugs. You see, you know, like some awakening type shit. with De Niro, you know, that, I wanted to, but I, yeah, but then I, I was, I got that comedy

bug in college. I say, well, let me, I think I want to try this shit, man. Yeah. I hung out with Tommy Davidson. He came to our college and shit. And yeah, I was like, oh. So early on, too, yeah, I was the same way. I was, I started doing comedy.

It was like 19. Yeah, I did, I was 21. Yeah. And then I said, yeah, I'm not going, I'm not turning back. Fuck that. He's, I didn't have any money and have shit. Yeah. But I go, God damn it, to get on that stage and, you.

you go, I fucking did it. Fuck yeah. I was like, yeah. And I was working grocery store, working in odd jobs in Chicago. But I was doing comedy. I barely had any hours money. I had nothing. Yeah, I was broke as fuck.

But God damn, I go, but I'm going to this fucking open mic, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my living situation, I lived in a base, my parents house in the basement. I was cool, but my father was like, yeah, eventually you have to move out shit. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to be a living with your parents and shit. My father's... So you're the rare immigrant who the parents kick you out.

My father's like, okay, you'll finish college. Now you have to find a place to get them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I got lucky and I booked a commercial. Oh, nice. I got an agent. I started auditioning for a McDonald's commercial.

And I got money for that shit. Yeah. Got my first little studio apartment. And my father was so right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, if you need something, you call us, we give you anything you can come and grab. But you, he's, he's,

My father was literally going, you don't want to be fucking bringing women over. Your mother's like, my father was basically like, you want to be able to fuck. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Of course.

So it was like the greatest shit. My father was so, my parents were so great at just raising us at certain level. I have older sisters, young brother. But they were just so good at it. Yeah. You know, you look back, you know, they spanked us and all that shit. But I'm like, they really tried their fucking best, man. and my father was right.

When I loosed out, I go, fuck, I would never come back. And then when I would come back to hang out at my parents' house, I'm like, I'm so happy I'm out this bitch. For sure. Because my mother would work. My mother was like, why are you leaving? I go, I want to hang. I want to be out till two without you going.

Where were you? Totally. No, my parents want, I mean, I live with my parents right before. I had a very pathetic year. In college, had it off campus. Then I had to go back home. and that's sad, dude. When you're like 23 and I was like working,

I was a paralegal, which I was not qualified to do. I was like a poli-sci and writing. Okay. But I was the same way. I knew I wanted to do comedy very quickly. And I had a very pathetic year of just living at home. My grandma's and sharing a wall with my grandmother.

I'm 23. It's so sad. And then I just convinced my friends to let me, I kind of scam my way to a bedroom in a, townhouse in Baltimore. I was like, can I pay, can I pay, all I can afford is $300 a month. And they let me. It sounds like your situation.

Is it the same way now? No, we're doing good now. But you're always like hustling your way into living. Yeah, yeah. That's true. This is a weird sublet. There, some might, things might, I don't want you to get to live normally. I want you to keep like hustling. I do. I'm never,

hustle this mansion. Yeah, yeah. I did. I do it. I did get a six month hustle of a weird mansion. Now, we can't. say some odd things are afoot with this place. I hope it's not going to come to legal stuff, so I'm not going to talk about it yet, but put this as a... Mark this down, folks. You might be remembering this moment for very hilarious revelations later. So one thing I'm curious, what did they have you doing in the McDonald's commercial?

Oh, something about can you... Yeah, you set me up. Yeah, tell us, stupid. No, I'm curious. It was like something, doing something from McDonald's. It's like, 99 cents. What can you give for 99 cents? And it's like, I can get this.

I can get that. It was pretty fire, man. I mean, I remember the first truly, we're in the right generation to really know your work as the Make 7 Up yours guy. I mean, that was fun. That was shit. Literally, you're cemented in my, and you've done so much cool shit. And I've, and it was, that was pre-I, me loving stand-up.

So I know, like, you were in my head before, like, I knew about Dave Attell just because you were like the seven up yours guy. Yeah. And we love. And that's classic. I'm not going to lie, man. Yeah. Up yours. Telling people up yours as a fucking fat child.

After Orlando Jones. Yes. After Atlanta. It's the rare time where you did the handoff. It was like, as a children, commercials are like movies to you. They're amazing. So to me, I was like, who the fuck is this guy? And then I'm like, wait a second.

He's got. By God, he's got it. Because we were Orlando Jones fans, too, because he did. He went on to, like, do a bunch of shit, too. So it was like, I was like, I remember, I actively remember being pissed. They replaced him. And then you winning me over in commercials. Like, you're, it's one of the first, like, pieces of media I have a relationship with.

My first one, I took my shirt off. Oh, wow. I was in, I was in shape. Like, I took my shirt off. The other, the other guy gone, it was a new. And they were like, I was, and I remember not telling anybody when I got that shot about 10. About 10 or 12 of them fucking things. And I didn't say a word.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it came out. The phone was just like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the new guy going, yeah, man. They were like, wonderful. I just saw you, you fucking, you're fucking. I was fucking, you know.

Because this is like for the culture, man. Growing up, my brother, my sister, we all knew commercial jingles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop Tarts to fucking Tony the Tiger to Toys to Toys R Us to You know McDonald's because a lot Jingles were big time

I was growing up Dr. Pepper Coca-Cola Just well people watch TV so like Yeah it was only so many channels too So commercials are a major And then you realize commercials are what Keep these fucking shows on Totally but we always thought it was the shows that make To keep the commercials on

You work your whole life to hopefully be able to sell Fucking Ford focuses to just give them shit to play while between Ford focuses and like toothpaste commercials. And the timing of it, you go, oh, all right,

in the evening they sell cars for parents. Oh, and during the afternoon, it's housewives. Yeah. Diapers and it's just brilliant shit, but I never realized it was the reverse.

The commercials are the reason why these fuck. And it'd be like, whatever, whatever, sponsored by Crest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sponsored by, ba, blah, ba. Yeah. And to be in a,

commercial, the McDonald's shit was big. McDonald's one of the biggest franchises in history. Yeah. And I'm on a... That shit fucked people up in Chicago. They're like, Joe!

You're an open mic who's got a national... They were... It was like super exciting. Did you get pussy off the McDonald's commercial? Um... I got... I was getting pussy before that. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

But I mean, people recognize... Do you think one woman sucked you off because it makes seven up yours? There had to be at least one. Well, there was some seven up. Yeah. A little bit of that A little bit of y'all's

A little bit of groupy, bubbly, groupie. Is this where the Japanese woman? Is that where the Japanese woman found you? Seven of yours. Hey, do morigato. I was like, it didn't want it in. But no, I mean, it was a combination of shit. Yeah, of course.

And then, you know, doing that, I'm like, I'm part of American, the American, you know, Yeah, for sure. Culture like, fuck. I did McDonald's. I did like a couple commercials. Then I did the 7-Up one was the biggest because I always wanted to be a spokesperson for a brand. Like what's his name for the insurance, Dean, whatever?

He does. He's like, I'm, I'm havoc. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, accidents and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy from 30 Rock who played. He was from Oz. Yes, yes, yes. Still, he's, or the progressive lady.

I've always wanted to, and I was able to do. 7 Up for two years and they sponsored MTV so that's I was doing stuff on MTV at the same time hosting I hosted like spring break twice with Carson Daly I was in Miami

and Mexico it was fucking to be on MTV at the time you fucking kidding me bro Must and yeah must be nice What? it was when MTV was awesome Like it was music I mean I was with Fat Joe and Missy L

I mean I was like This is like incredible like totally I'm in the middle of all this cool shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you didn't get that much money at MTV, but I didn't get involved. It's MTV. Totally.

You know, there was VJs. I couldn't, I wasn't a VJ, but I was part of it. Hey, what's up at Spring Break? We're gonna crown it. It was just fucking awesome. Like, these dudes would be like, no. Foken there, I saw you on Spring Break. Yeah.

It was badass, dog. It's crazy. I remember when I went to fucking, we had like our senior, we had a senior trip. Yeah. And it was like, you know, the. Bahamas, right? It was fucking crazy. And they bring in, like, truly a guy had never even heard of the most tertiary,

like, not even tertiary, like real world road rules guy. And that guy was a god. Amongst 18-year-olds, a guy I didn't even know. It was just like, you just heard he was on the real world. Oh. Was it Eric Neese? I don't know. I don't remember.

The first real world was New York. No, no, this is like, dude, this is, think about the most. I mean, just a guy, no one even knows. And they're like, just Brad, fuck. Literally. And, you know, I don't know if what he was up to was strictly legal. I don't know what Brad, I don't know if he was kind of the, you know, the celebrity guest with children. And let's just say he mingled.

Let's just put it that way. You know, I don't want to get any, I don't want Brad's lawyers coming after me. Yeah, there is a lot of. It was fucked up. Fucked of shit. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just saying, like, that was the level of select before, right before the internet became, everyone became a micro celebrity.

there was a couple spigots that you could turn on and be famous and for youth culture MTV was fucking Oh my God, are you kidding me? I met all the and all the different rock size because I knew Gwen Stefani

I would see her She was so nice to me all the time She still reminds always like Oh, what's a Rob, Rob, um, Thomas from Matchbox 20 The nicest dude Yeah Holy shit.

I knew him and his wife We did a Mark Merron pilot It was supposed to be like this British, never mind the buzzcocks. It was supposed to be a British adaptation. That's the most British sounding thing ever in my life. Never mind the buzzcocks. You know those British love talk, those talk shows.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what you think about this headline? Right, right, right, right. Well, I'll just feel, you know, stuck in my, it was going to be one of those with Mark Merrin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so, and I just robbed Tom. I just met, like, cool.

It was just awesome to be part of, and then I got into VH1. Yeah. From there. They wanted me on VH1 to do all that. Oh, hell yeah. The talking head shit. I was born of the first guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they saw that when I warmed up. One time we were doing spring break, Miami, and it was hot as fuck. And in between, you know, they're doing makeup cars. So the kids are just sitting there. And I just got on the mic, start fucking with people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just fucking around. And I was, and the dudes, one of the cameras like, hey, man, you'd be great for,

you know, you do stand up and shit. And, you know, Buster rhymes, like, yo, that shit was dope. Yeah. It was like, yo, you mad, funny, son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, that's how I got the talking head. I love the 80s. Oh, that shit.

And yeah, man, I was just, and like I said, money wasn't great, but it's the branding. Yeah. It's like. It's like, much it felt awesome just to be around. It was what? And I would, they would bring me in because I would make a joke about anything. I said, what's the subject?

I don't give a fuck. I just want to be, I want FaceTime. Yeah, yeah. And they'd be like, here, we got to, I have a stack of subjects. whatever. And then I and then I would edit in my head. All you need is excerpts and shit like that. I would, I didn't give a fuck with the subject.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't understand that. Yeah. Because, bib, bib, bib, b bamb. And they'll just It's all about manipulating air time. Also, it feels like back then you didn't worry about it being forever. Right. It would just air. You were just like, I'll say whatever the fuck I want. This won't be. Yeah, this won't be.

I never think. That's why people go, man, you're mad, cool, because everything is transient to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm in a movie and I think I'm the hot shit, I go, motherfucker, no one's going to give a fuck at some point. Yeah. So unless you're involved in an all-time classic like Soulplane, which is a bad, which for real we watched on the tour bus.

What a transition. Yeah. Nice segue. Stabros. I have no other point. I'm just saying I love Soul Play. I'm going to keep it 100, though. I'll keep it 100.

Yeah, yeah. That shit was so fun. God damn. It looked fun as shit. Hanging with Snoop Dog for 10 days. What the fuck? we talking about here. Tom Arnold's great in it.

Yeah, Tom Arnold. Method mans in there fucking Lonnie, Loeb, Monique, everybody's in D.L. Hugo. Kevin Hart before he was the most famous guy in the world. And I was, and I remember the audition. The audition was my, even my

agents at the time, William Morris, they were like, yo, there's this, there's this script. Ghetto is hell. Dot, dot, dot, dot. But Snoop dogs attached. So I was like, awesome. I was like, oh, but the funny thing is, I was at

the writer's house for a party months before that. And they bring it up a... Let me guess they were working really hard on it. It was like a guy with an outline on a napkin. There was some guy named Chuck something.

And we were at this party and he was like, yeah, he's writing this thing with Snoop Dog. It's going to be like a spoof on airplane. Another one, urban one. And then it comes up and I go back it might be the same shit

they were talking about and I went in and I said they were like so what do you got and I knew the I knew the casting director name was Ulysses

Ulysses man and his brother was the director Jesse Terrero Ulysses Terrero Jerry Terrero they're from New York guys and he goes

I go and I go and I go you know I'm gonna do an African dude fuck it because everybody was in there going fuck that shit it was too much to the black American

I said an African to be perfect because we bump heads anyway. Totally. For comedy. And it was great. So I go in there and I just do some shit. And they were like, and I got the part in the room. They got like, you know you got the part. You got that shit. And I come out and everyone's like, what the fuck did you do in there?

Everyone was cracking up. And so the whole movie, I'm really improvving everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I threw the script away and they just rolled the cameras. And me and Snoop just bounced. I had Snoop in tears every day. Now, was it annoying when Michael Blackson come? around with the African voice. No. Did you feel? Did you, and is his real?

Murataka. When you saw Mutasaka, were you like, there it goes. I mean, there it goes. Michael's my man. Michael's my guy. No, Michael is my buddy.

That's my dude. Michael's a Ghanaian dude out of Philly. Okay, all right. And he lived in Africa, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He lived in Nigeria. He told me when he was younger, but he's a Philly guy.

Gotcha. Yeah. And people go, is that his real accent? I mean, he talks properly. But I hear a little bit of it African accent, but he's not this Listen, but he does it as an exaggeration To fuck with people. When I was 20 and I saw

Like a video of him talking normally, it was like Finding out Santa Claus isn't real. I was like, what? I just want, I want these Master P straight to DVD classics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not his real voice. Yeah, he's, that's him. He talks normal.

That's very, yeah. But there's a little bit like certain things he says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Influence. Yeah, yeah. He's like an influence because he actually lived there. Of course. And he goes to Ghana all the time.

Oh, interesting. And he opened up a school. Shout out to my man, Michael Blackson. You know what I'm saying? It is pretty sick. Yeah, he's open to school and everything. The school's sick. He'll always have a spot in my heart because he did skits on Chief Keith's

Bank Three mixed tape. Which are fucking awesome. Just like interspersed, barely connected. I love that shit. He's awesome. Hey, Mota sucker. Yeah. Fuck that shit.

Yeah. Bitch ass diga. That's awesome. Because you know, like, Chief Keefe was just sort of trying to recreate stuff he vaguely remembered from his childhood. Like, and it was like, whatever, dude, just figure it out. I love, I love it. The 90 skits are thought out, but the ones like future. I love, but some rappers just want you on there.

Yeah. Like Ghostface, I'm friends with Ghostface. I'm a Wu-Tang head. Yeah, yeah. And Ghostface just calls me. I'm at the gym. That ghost face is like, yo, God. What's up, man?

Where you at? I'm like, I'm in the gym, man, I need you to do some voice over on my new album. Yeah, hell yeah. I was like, okay, when? Now, motherfucker. Yo, yo, yo, son. Yo, just start, you ain't all my man. And I had my buddy Rip Michaels, who's from Wiling Out, Rip Michaels, another Chicago comedian who's fantastic.

He, uh, so it's me and him on, on a three-way just ripping on each other. Yeah, yeah. Yo, we record, man, start up. And all of a lot. You look like a motherfucker and da-da-da-da-da. And they put it on a truck. Awesome. No audio engineer.

It's terrible. It's just like next song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Which album is that? Which one was that? Do you remember? This newest one.

Oh, God. Is it Supreme Clientel, too? Oh, oh. It's like one of the newest ones. Okay. And I was like, cool, man. And it's ghost, man. Yeah, you got to do it.

Oh, fuck, yeah, I'm doing it. Because sometimes he goes, yeah, man. Sometimes I try to get people do shit. They'd be charging me. I'm like, first of all, your ghost face is killing, man. I'll do it for free. I don't give a fuck. Another great, he was great on 30 Rock, too, when he's doing Jack Donaggy's wine.

Oh, shit. Donaggy Vineyards or whatever, and it's Ghostface. Ghostface is doing the, Ghostface is doing the commercial for it. Ghostface. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, when Colin Quinn goes, he's like, I don't understand these names. You know, it's like, these rapper names is like, it's kind of weird if you had like a real estate broker that goes, hey, I just bought a house from Ghosts face killer.

It's awesome because Collins, like, I don't get rap culture joke is from 1996. It's like, he would have an aneurysm if he like, if he like knew what they were named now. Oh, man. Like, fucking, what was that guy that was

like Rugrat kids name? Like, there's the, you know, he got blue face that got young boy. Blue faces. They have corda. Blueface has really been, been put through the ringer. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. 1900 Rugrat. just a white trash kid I don't I don't think they they just put put they do it on I think they do it on purpose

there's screen names now like every rap every rap name sounds like a screen name from like yeah you know it's it sounds like one of those those racist trolls

yeah yeah 1900 rug rat hate this fucking die 1900's not great you don't want a number you don't want a number that was a year that segregation was in place

you want to get those numbers out. If you're a white rapper, 1823, fuck it. That's my note to 1900 Rugrat. I did hear one of his freestyles. It was pretty good. Eldis was a big blue face believer. When we were in college, I remember Eldis said, and I quote

blue face is a star. I really thought he was going to go up in a big way, but then he just kind of went away to jail for a couple years. Yeah, he just got out again. He's back. He's fat now. He's fat, which I like Yeah. I like a skinny hot guy aging into a fat guy. Welcome.

Welcome to the community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Does he have an only fans too? Or maybe he, like, someone he was dating. God, damn. Come on, dude. You're really like, let's talk about the camera angles, not the guy's actual cocks, Elders.

Let's talk about their net swinging. I'm not with you on that one. He thought he's going to be like, Yo, what do you? Like, Blue Face really is a star. Yeah, but when I like the guy, he seems like, sure. He just did Club Shaysay with Shannon Sharp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

Now that's two Titans, two intellectual Titans back and forth. I would love to see that. Fuck, we got to dial that up later, Elvis. Shannon Sharp, like, I'm with Blue Faith now. Yeah. We're going to welcome Club Shayshay and Blue Faith. Can I ask you a question? What the fuck?

What does he have? to ask blue face. You're like this. Now, I'm going to ask you this question. Where did you get a blue? Where did the blue face come from? Hey, listen, Super Bowl champion with the Ravens. No, first of all, he got three rings.

Don't get it twisted. Shannon Sharp changed the position of the title. Absolutely. His brother Sterling, if he didn't have a back injury, they were the coldest. And when you meet Shatter, you go, yeah, let me not talk no shit. That big motherfucker. No, totally. But he's a cool dude.

But he, people understand his, his quarterback was John Elway. Yeah. Trent Dilfer, he won a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, Dilfer. Dilfer was pretty. Yeah, listen, we won the Super Bowl. That's all the matters. No, listen, I was a fan.

Ed Reed, all those cats. Ray Lewis. This is the Ray Lewis. This is before Ed Reed will. I, I like the Ravens. I like them. It's just very funny what Shannon Sharps' post-game, like, playing career has become. Like, how he became essentially the black Joe Rogan.

Like, for a second, like, for a second. Now, obviously, he doesn't, he's not, he doesn't put out as much stuff. But when someone wants to go to like, I mean, it really is, it has a high ceiling. Like that, I mean, the fucking Kat Williams one. Amazing. It's fucking insane. It went. It was one of the most, it was crazy.

Because Cat Williams was taking no prisoners. Exactly. He was the man. He was dogging other comedians. He was talking about motherfac. I don't know. if it was true or not, but it was wonderful. And trying to see Shannon

trying to keep up. He was like, no, cat, come on, man. He's so... You got to be lying. You got to be lying. Come on. He goes, I told you. Motherfuckers, the truth is going to be told

and motherfuckers is going to be called out. He's doing that meme of cat, like... Trying to parse Cat Williams, like, quasi-mystical. Like, he's not... He's not a... mysterious, like a fictitious little fucking figure. It's like you encounter a mage on a rock who gives you a riddle.

Yes. You know what I mean? He's one of those follow the road around, go twice around the tree. And Shannon Sharman. When I saw him talk about that, he would always remind me of like my grandma telling me some old like crazy old girl star where he's like rubbing his leg. What's hilarious is that a lot of his shit he said came into fruition. Yeah.

No, he's smart. The fall, the downfalls of certain people. Yeah. He called that shit out. And then every time these people fell, all those memes of Cat Williams, like, I mean, come on.

I mean, yeah. Cat's the man. He's just what Cat is, it's just a phenomenal, like, damn, this guy has made himself this entity of fucking knowledge and gangster and just a combination of cool shit.

Like, I love what motherfuckers have that. Totally. You can't just see him anywhere. Totally. He just appears. He was just on Michelle Obama's podcast. Oh my God, really? I haven't seen it.

With glasses. Thank you for having me. I'm so in. And he's really well-spoken. Of course. And he's smart and he's dope. And whether you believe him or not, the shit is entertaining. Entities.

I mean, that's awesome. He put on his formal backwards caps. Yes. He's with Michelle Obama. He's the fucking man, dude. Shell Obama's from Chicago. He's a fucking man, dude. He's a man, and you can't, I'm not mad at it.

He's interesting. I watch him all the time. Entity is a great way to put it. He's an ethereal being. He really is, regardless of how you feel about him, you can't keep your eyes off the guy. 100%. What does he got to say?

I want to see what he says. Yeah. And in terms of the specials, I mean, some of the best specials. Some of the best specials, he's really the greatest, period. That's what it is. It just, it just that, it just is so fun. that, I mean, also,

Michelle, too many people, we got to stop with the podcasting. Michelle Obama should not lower herself to podcasting. That's fucking insane, dude. Everybody and their mama got a podcast. It's tough, dude. And there's a podcast called Everybody in their mom.

Yeah. And sometimes when I get my DMs and the DMs, everyone has a fucking, they'd be like, it would be a privilege to have you on my podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, ugh. Yeah.

I'm like, you know what happened? You know why? People got to order microphones on Amazon. Yeah. It's too readily available, yeah. It was the, that's why I said about drug dealing. It wasn't the drugs. It was the big-ass-coat.

That's what caused drug dealing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I bought a North Face coat, a big one, like some years ago. I was like, this shit is so fucking warm. And they have the pockets right here. Sure. I was like, I'm meant for it. Like, just being on the block, like, which is good, baby.

You know, you know, the wire. Of course. Like, yo, what's so? Got that rock, baby. Got that rock. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It was the coats. The coats are big.

Because if it was nice, thin leather jackets or windbreakers, my fuckers wouldn't do no drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With those big coats, fuck, yeah. I'd be like, you got the rocks right here, baby. Got this right in here. So because of how weather-proofed it was, you might as well sell crack.

I would be on the block all day. Yeah. Did you ever, what's the most criminal thing you dabbled in? Do you ever? Oh, stealing and college? Yeah, some classic steal. Some classic theft. Stealing like college sweatshirts.

My friends would work at the fucking store. They go, yo, I'm there from 4 to 8, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come in. You know what I mean? I'm going to back. Don't forget to get me double X. Sure, sure.

We would do that. Sure, classic stuff. Stealing books. Yeah, because books were fucking expensive as shit. Yeah, yeah. So I had friends like, I'm at the bookstore. This is why we get. hit me that thermodynamics joint.

Yeah, yeah. I had like organic chemistry. I had all, they were expensive. I was like, so I'm snap. You know, we had these. Were you good at that, were you like the science stuff? Oh, you mean science? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm pretty good at science. Yeah, yeah. Nigerians are smart as fuck. Yeah, yeah. But math, I was. I wish I was really damn good in math. I'm all right. That pisses you off to this day.

Yeah, I still got to see the teachers. Yeah, interesting. I still do this. Yeah, I mean, I'm bad at math. When you do that, yeah. I wish I was like, like my ex-girlfriend, she's a fucking genius. She's applied chemistry, applied calculus type shit. Oh, wow.

She's fine. She just fucking. That's a level of understanding math that is like beyond my comprehension. Math is a language that not everybody understands. And I think, and the people are born with that. Yeah. It's a level of like, yeah, because math is everything. The reason why we can sit on these chairs is because the math is right.

You know what I mean? The reason why we can sit. the reason why. No. Do I guess. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

No. Listen, think about it. You're sitting on this chair. It's weight bearing. Weight bearing. Yeah. It's math. It's all math.

Great point, Godfrey. Think about it. The math was right. Yeah. The math was right. We do. We have. Go ahead. No, I was going to say, I'd love to take this perspective because we have callers.

We have our listeners here. They've put in some voicemails. So they're going to ask us. And you're a man with. A wealth of experience. Are they listening right now? No, no, no. They called in.

They've already left voicemails. For me? Just for our whatever guest. But I do think we want to get this, but we want your perspective with these callers right now. And we should say in the middle point of the podcast, you got a special out. Yes, it's called Rebel with a Pause.

Rebel with the Cause. Rebel with the Cause. Rebel with a Cause is public enemy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rebel with a cause because I took it from the Jimmy. D movie, Reble Without Cause. Yeah. And I just thought, because I feel like a rebel, because I've always been kind of left out

of a lot of shit. Uh-huh. Just in the comedy game. Yeah. Hey, how come you're not on this? Okay, well, they didn't want me, you know? Yeah, yeah. Shit, fuck you talk about.

So, yeah. So, um, and people had like a projection of how, where I would be as far as this business. And they were like, man, what the fuck? I go, dog, I'm just myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not the right black dude for them. Yeah, yeah.

They took their black people. people. Judd Appetal put this Craig Robinson, who I came up with in Chicago. They put this, they picked Jay Farrow. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just try to do one thing I take pride in is being a really good comedian. I want to be really good.

I don't want to be okay. I feel bad, as an athlete, I feel bad if I get something because I was okay. Yeah. I want people to go, well, yeah, he fucking deserves it. Totally. That's me. I believe in meritocracy. Yep. You know, and I want,

want to be really good at what I do. I think comedy, you should be good at that shit. It's hard as fuck. And when you're good at it, you should be rewarded. Yeah, you should try. I don't think you should be rewarded if you're trashed at comedy. You should not be rewarded. Well, that's just not how the world works.

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. I know, I'm totally just saying that. I know that. And subjective, and they go, it's subjective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's fuckable and not fuckable. Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? Right. Beyonce's hot. It's not. but she's fucking pretty.

Of course. You know what I mean? I'd rather have a certain type of woman, but they're all hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like in the whole scheme of hot. What the fuck are you talking about? Of course. We can fit, yes.

But I may not be a type. I'll go for this one instead. Maybe, you know, it was like, oh, I like this person or I like Janelle Monet or whatever, whatever. But in comedy, I want to hear that shit. You know what I'm talking about. You're a funny guy. I know what you're talking about where it's like. Yeah.

You have to be the best of what you do. Now, the older I've gotten, the more I'm like, some shit just isn't for me and I'll stop hating on it. And I get it. But when I was younger, I'd be like, only, you know, specific joke writing and this kind of shit. But the older I get them, I'm like, you know, there's some shit that I would have considered, like, bullshit that I'm like,

people that suck need, some idiots need to laugh too. You know what I mean? But I think that there are people that suck in the different types of comedy. Yeah. You got one-liner comics. You got, I mean, look at like, Caratop. He's fired. when it comes to the props.

I don't know how fucking comes up with that shit. I laugh, I go, that shit was funny. Yeah. He's really, and he, that's his thing, sure. But there's some sucky prop motherfuckers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's motherfuckers like this. What do you call this? Boom! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carrot would have fucking yo had a whole joint. There's sucky musical comics. You want to be the best at your thing.

There's, fuck that subjective shit. You are whack at that. You're whack at that. You're whack at the puppet shit. There's whack puppeteers. You're fucking garbage, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, man, keep that shit up here, baby. Keep that shit up here, boy. You don't know how to move that puppet. That fuck, you're cheating right here. Yeah. You're moving your mouth. You're always good. I don't know who's who.

Yeah. I know what you mean? There's technical ability. Yeah, as a stand-up, there are a lot of bums. Fuck them. I agree with you. Men and women that are trash that are on TV and all this other shit. And I know women and men that are fire.

That I go, how is this person not there? Yeah. And their styles are different. It may not be for me, but I like what they're doing. You know what I mean? I know what you mean. I'm not really like that style, but they're good at it. Yeah.

So I don't want to hear that shit. I mean, I get the, I get the annoyance for sure. Because liking meritocracy, the world just so clearly doesn't work that way. Trump should just run fucking comedy. He's done a great job with everything else. That was bad. That was so bad. Did you believe it?

I can't believe you even have a special. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe it. Who gave him a special? was so bad. I think he sort of is. I don't know. Yeah. I think. I don't know if you see what's, you know, like there's a lot of stuff that aligns with Trump.

Kind of the selling out and, you know. Listen, but the right wing shit, like some of these comics are getting all right. And now they, now they want to get shit on black people. I go, but we were with, we were hanging out with you. Yeah, it's pathetic.

Yeah, it's like careerist. But my thing is, why are you going into the woods and shitting on black people? Well, it goes back to what you're saying. about like it's a lack of meritocracy. These people are not good. No doubt. And they understand that like almost all these conservative figures started wanting to just be famous.

Ben Shapiro wanted to be a fucking screenwriter. I mean, that's real. And all these people wanted to be famous and they realize they don't have the goods. And so then they decide, oh, well, no one is catering to these fucking, and there's a lot of them. There's a lot of, you know, there's a whole...

All of those guys look like they'd be pushed in the bushes at school. Oh, I mean, those guys are just pathetic. I mean, those, shut up, fucking McCaffrey. It does get to a point where you're like, is this what happens when bullying doesn't happen? You know, there's a little bit of that.

But yeah, there's a whole type of, yeah, the pure racism, comics engaging with that. It's, I'm done, like, I don't even want to discuss it with them because it's like, once you engage, you're a fucking idiot. You're so stupid.

Yeah. And it's like, and this is the problem with comedy's got to the point. We'll move on because, I hate talking about comedy, but it's like, people don't care about being funny. They care about being successful and being rich. And so a lot of them see it as a smart market play. No doubt. There's a big market to conservatives who want to shit on immigrants and shit on trans people.

And I don't have the jokes to just be funny. So why don't I make that pivot? And the same guys who were sucking Trump off, maybe they weren't huge supporters of his politics, but they saw it as an opportunity to court his fan base. And they put that over. It's so pathetic to be a freedom of speech guy. And then be like, well, I support Trump. It's like, are you a fucking moron?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just because you can, because you'll be able to say the N word. Yeah. And you'll be able to say retard. Like, that's, he's going to put, he's talking about jailing journalists. That's not freedom. We don't matter. Yeah.

We don't. Facts. We don't matter at all. It's true. It's like, journalists, journalism matters so much more. And like, look what's happening in fucking CBS where it's like, it's just that dumb bitch Barry Weiss is just basically doing Trump's

you know, it's just become an arm of the Trump propaganda, but yeah, it's fucking pathetic. It's, I think it's gonna crash at some time. I do, it's gonna fall within. We started plugging your special and talked about how bad comedy is. Rebel with the cause.

Let me. And you're, truly, I'm a huge fan. You're so, you're fucking hilarious and a legend and, and you're great as a stand-up, but it's like, I don't think you get enough credit as a comedic actor, too. I mean, you're fucking, I,

I love you on Southside. That's a very underrated show. You were fucking great on that, Chicago guys. Yes, those guys are so funny. We put, uh, uh, Zuri was in my movie. Uh,

we put her in, uh, let's start a cult because I love that show so much. But, um, anyway, check out the special. Yeah, and I raised money on my own for it. I did it on my own.

Because I wasn't approached by, but, self-funded. We, in January 14th, we, it was released in theaters. Oh, nice.

We did a whole theater run. Fuck yeah, dude. It sold out. around the country in some place like Atlanta and Chicago. It did really well. So it's going to be a re-release. Okay. Again, it's first week of February. All right, nice. It's going to be an AMC.

We'll put this out first week of February. Okay, AMC, Alamo Draft House, Sinopolis, Cinemark, and Movie Grow. Wherever your local theaters are in America, we will be re-releasing it for about a week because we did really well. Cool. So my producer, Rachel Frazier, she fucking just came up,

said, fuck all of that, the regular way. to do it. That's awesome. We're going to do it, you know, because screen, because movies industry is weak. It is. And they want some quality shit and they go a stand-up special. Yeah, yeah. And it worked out. Go see it. I mean, yeah. We'll give us the dates. We'll put it out the week of.

Yeah. The first week of February, you know, and yeah, man, wherever it would have caused, and you go to my website godfreylive.com to, for information, and you go to my Instagram, Godfrey Comic. And you'll click the links.

and all that, but yeah, we're going to re-release that shit again because it did well. Fuck you. And so we have a different plan of stepping outside the box. That's where the rebel shit comes from. Because that's the story of my fucking career. Like, ah, fuck him. Doing a different way.

Okay. And I want to say a shout out to Will I Am from Black IPs who gave me funding. Sick. And Shaq, Shaquille O'Neill was backing me up. Hell yeah, dude. And my go-fund me for my fans. A great combo. And a guy named...

Will I am and Shaq. And they're your producers. Another guy named Rod R. Rigo Silva, who was just a venture capitalist dude, was a big fan of mine, really came through with my... And now that I've done it independently,

it's... My attitude is so different now. I go, oh, I know how to do this now. I have people around me who know how to get money. And they go, if you need money again, let us know. I'm like, oh, great. So, yeah.

Fuck you. We'll go watch it. Support independent creators. That's huge. Yeah. Go watch you guys. We'll pull all the info out. Rebel with the cause.

Rebel with the cause, baby. Let's take some calls, Elders. What we got? It's not playing dickhead. Jesus. God, Eldis, you're fucking blowing it, man. You got all nervous. Yeah, he does.

He honestly had stopped doing this, and he started again recently. For a year and a half, he did this every time. It's because we're back on the TV. The little TV's fucking yeah. I will make excuses. Let's go with that call. You just did. You immediately, your immediate instinct was to make an excuse.

And by the way, that's not. That's not an excuse. Oh, because we can see it, you fucking idiot. You know this is going to happen. We didn't catch you by surprise. I love that you still have your Christmas tree up. Yeah, well, I figured I'll take it down when I'm moving.

I should take it down. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. I stopped. I held this high esteemed guess. Okay. So I have a boxing instructor. and I'm going to be honest, the first thing he said to me is that he loves brolic white women.

Nice. And I am one of those. Of course. So we train like every week and he gives me a deal, but I also have to pay to like use the gym, even though I live above my means already and I have an Equinox membership that's over $300 a month. So I pay $50 every time I see him. Sometimes they just try to sneak in the gym. I'll just like look at them like the front desk person to be like, hello and pretend I have a membership.

I do not have a membership at this fucking gym. Interesting. And I'm paying 50 times every time I see him. Another 25 to 30 to enter this gym. I do just want to, I love the idea of just being able to, I love Mike Tyson. And I like to, the idea of, like, beating someone up. And I would like to get into a fight, like a professional one, not a, maybe a street fight. I don't know.

Someone plays their cards, right? So I guess my question is, my boxing and strong. has been sending me videos of women that he has sex with and ask me for nude sometimes. I don't really know to do about that. Where the fuck did that come from? She's talking about her fucking budgeting her gym. I was

wondering when that was coming. Yes. Yes. Because bitch, leave him alone. Because if he's hooking you up, making deals with you, he's going to, he goes I love brolic white women. I mean, he's trying to fuck. It is crazy to be a trainer and immediately be like, I

like to fuck people exactly like you, by the way. Anyway, hit the heavy guy back for five minutes. I want to get you real tight so I could smash that ass. Ready? Let's go. Spritz. It's like I love brolic white. That's like he like, I go, miss, stop going there.

Unless you like this shit. You like this attention. Get the fuck out of there. I'm at Equinox. Yeah. Go to Equinox. Yeah. A lot of gay dudes there.

No one wants you there. Totally. Totally. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, yeah. It's also a great, a crazy move. He sends her videos of women he fucks?

That's just, first of all, that's a wild move. Yeah. That's violation. This is the problem. That's why women are so afraid of all kinds of shit now because you can't, the world is a little different now. It's dudes like that that make guys like me go, oh, how are you doing? Ah, I can't.

They're afraid of everything because of stupid shit like that. Why would you show her? That's just socially. That's a wild man. Well, let's let's let's let's let's let's let's a little more. And I'll need to do like a tiny clarification. Okay, go ahead. But he does say that he wants to set me up with some of the butch lesbians that he knows.

And I kind of kind of also want the idea of a woman that could beat the shit out of me to have sex with me. This lady's awesome. I feel like whichever way I go, I'm losing. But I'm also winning. So am I a winner or a losing right now? What should I do? And also don't let stop be so mean to you. I know boys.

Shut up. I think she's ugly. I think she's ugly. I think she's an ugly chick. She just has maybe a decent body. She's an ugly chick. And the hot chick's talking like that. In the longer version of the call, her question basically was,

should I fuck this bitch lesbian he's trying to set me up with? Should I fuck him? She doesn't know what to do. She's not leaning one way or the other. I would say fuck both. Yeah. And she seems to be out for an adventure, right? Yes.

She likes what she's doing. She does seem to like the attention. She's not mad. Right. So I would say start with the lesbian because this guy's going to fuck you no matter what. Yes. Oh, he's smashed. There's nothing you can do to make this guy now want to fuck you.

Yeah. They're going to fuck her. They're all going to come together and smash. He's like, let me set you up with my girl. Yeah. She's like, oh, is this a brolic one you was talking about? Yeah. That's the one.

Yeah. Ooh, she nice, right? That's how the talk is when they try to do a three-sum, right? She dope, right? Good stock, baby. Yeah. Yeah, she is good stock. That's very interesting.

Fuck, yeah. They're setting it up, man. Yeah, listen, just have a good, you see, you enjoying this. Fuck your way out of this situation. Because financially, it's not solvent here. You pay this much money every, you pay $75 bucks every time just to work out this guy on top of your Equinox members? That's too much.

Get dick down, eat some pussy. Get strapped up, whatever you want. And then move on. I think that would be... But this seems fun. You seem like you're having a good time. Yeah. It seems cool.

I would love... The concept of some, like, jacked trainer lady sucking me off sounds awesome. If we're flipped here... Now, I don't... I guess if we're flipping it, I'd have to fuck her gay friend.

Her twink friend. Whoa. I'm just trying to... Whoa. I'm trying to make an equivalency. Whoa. Let's look, yeah. Whoa.

I'm just trying to... I'm trying to be fair here. Pause. I wouldn't want to. I would choose her. Think about all those camera angles, buddy. That's true. Yeah, that is true.

Now, at the same time, I mean, you can't. Nah, hell. You've done three-somes before? Yeah. Yeah. With two girls. Two girls. Yeah, yeah.

Not interested in another guy in the mix. No, fuck all that shit. I just don't want the, for me, it's more of a, I really prefer to be the center of attention. I don't want to compete with another man. Yeah, but. I have friends who've looked at it as a team-building exercise with the guy. I feel like...

Team building exercise. That's how they get you. What the fuck? You're butt-naked. I'm butt-naker. Where is the team building here? I just... I think they...

And I feel like Greek people... Greek dudes, like villagers would fuck, like, women together. And even in high school, I mean, I feel like in Baltimore kids were doing that. And it really was like, for the bro's activity.

It was like they were straight, but wanted a type of intimacy. Oh, they weren't. They weren't. By the letter of the law... spectrum, God damn. By the limit of the law, there's a spectrum, bro.

I am pure 100% homosexual. Get the fuck out the room. Yeah. So you're not interested in a two guy, one, one. Fuck, no. Yeah, me neither, but running train. Right. That's what I'm saying. The idea of running a train, you would say that

that is sort of gay, is what you're saying. Almost, unless it would have to be, you know, one in a time. You leave, your turn. Right, right. Right. Not, yo, yeah, yo, go on Nice, dude. Hell yeah, let's go.

Let's do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that. Who is this? Who is this towards, bro? Yeah, yeah. Come on, get that shit, boy. Do not check off towards me.

Yeah, they're like this. You all got to keep the haul, baby. Yeah. I'm like, could you not stare at me? Are you? The fuck out of here. I'm with you. I'm not interested at all.

Hell no. I would like it to be two women. Two women, that's it. Which is pretty cool. Yes. I'm on the, I'm on the, That is pretty sick. But yeah, fuck both,

fuck both these people. You're fine. Yeah. I'm happy for you. You seem like you're, if I get the vibe that she's kind of doing a late in life sexual like,

coming of age. Yeah, she's like brawling. Maybe she got jacked recently. She might be hot, but I don't think she's hot. I think she's in between like, sure.

Because she's enjoying this attention. She's brolic. And she's experienced and she's experiencing. She's like, like, pasty, but just like. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. She's like, jacked women interested you all? She probably did like to, fucking crossfit those kinds dude you said jacked women

I like the bikini fitness sure sure sure natural the ones that are natural I like that shit I like girls in shape I love that yeah yeah yeah I love girls what about you what's your time

I mean I'm pretty you know I'm interested in whatever honestly you don't go for you like thickers I like thick girls like big titties you know yeah big tithes like big tiths

I like because I like the big threes I'm right down the middle give me big tits big buddy like big tiths It's not like a cop. He's like this. Hey, what do you do? He's like a big ditties with a side of fries.

There's definitely a multiverse version of me. I like my heroes in my... Yeah. You're telling me, feed me some pork with some fat tits. Suck me off. It's a dream evening. You know me. I like a big threes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are those called in Greek? Visia. Visia. Visia. Visia. Yeah. Yeah.

Is there like a slang word or is it just visia? Because you guys go, the boom bambos. There probably is. I have to be, that's the funny thing about being an immigrant. I'm sure you know it too.

It's like, your slang is kind of old-fashioned because it's the immigrants that you're around. Right. So I need to go back to Greece and figure out. Visia. Visia. I think just means like boobs.

Yeah. But I wonder if there's got to be a new one. Oh, we call it the valalala. Yeah, yeah. In Albanian, it's Cite. Oh, yeah. Tice?

Cice? Yeah. It's almost like titsis. Titsi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tici means naked. Tici? Tici.

T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T's. Yeah. T T T T T T T T T's. You said what? Tz. How far is Albania from Greece? On the border. We're next to that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have ancient intra-European European white racism. But there's a lot of Greek, Indo-Greek shit. Greeks were all up in Africa too. Really? Fuck, yeah. North Africa. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they came up in that bitch.

Who the Greeks. Relax, Elvis. Racism. Fucking relax Albanian, you fucking piece of shit. Albanians and Greece are fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're below us. They're sub-Greeks and they know it.

Sub-Greeks want to be Greek. I always thought that Greeks always would want to be Italians in America. No, how dare. Godfrey, please. No, I'm just asking. We're having a good time. There's no reason to say something that inflammatory.

like this, I'm fucking green. No, no, no. First of all, fuck Italians. Oh, shit. No more overrated type of person. If it wasn't for Martin Scorsese, Italians are nothing. If it wasn't for four mob movies,

they really are absolutely nothing. No good fellas, no casino. You take away Goodfellas casino. You know what I mean? Sopranos. Done. Three movies in a fucking TV show and you're fucking nothing.

Okay? You stole our whole shit. The Roman Empire stole. everything from Greece, our gods, the whole flow. Roman took that, and then Greeks took from Africa, the Egyptians. Sure. All right, we got to get into this. I went like this.

I think you're wrong, brother. Your information is off, and that's the problem. You guys like to skew the truth. And that's why I came on here, Stavros. Because I knew that bullshit and your Greek shit you stole from Egypt. This has been a ploy this whole time. I was fucking with you with the comedy shit, but I knew that if I came with the correct history...

Here we go. We got to hear this book. King Tutta taught us fucking math. Okay, fine. Because you come from a black city and they should have taught you that in Baltimore. The fucking mummies were doing calculus. I guess.

Okay, fine. They were fucking stripping it off and writing equations on the fucking shit around their heads. And that's the problem you don't understand. That was a code, brother. Oh, fuck.

Beautiful. I would honestly pay to see the real version of that argument. Some Greek diner guy. Yeah, that's good. That's good stuff. Next question, Eldish.

Hey, Savi, a big, big fan, long time, first time, whatever the fuck is saying is. Anyways, I got a question for you. Very interesting situation that I think I'm in right now. Okay. Basically, I've been really good friends with this lesbian couple since high school. Like, we all went to school together, and I was around for when they got together. And basically, you know, I've been really good friends with this lesbian couple since high school. Well, we just been platonic friends with them.

Like, no, like, never wanting anything. But, like, as a guy being a friend of, like, a lesbian couple, there's always the little thought, I guess, in the back of my head of, like, what if they ever asked for a threesome or what if that ever happens? I know it never will. Probably never will. What? It's always thought in my head. First of all, what kind of lesbians are these? I have some lesbian couples I've never considered fucking.

They're very clearly not independent. Was that it? No, no, there's more. I'm just kind of roasting him in the middle of it. These motherfuckers have long-ass questions. They're lengthy. It's tough. So, anyways, a situation like that, they reached out to me, and they were like, hit me with the, like, hey, just want to ask you a question. And I'm like, oh, shit, is it happening?

And basically, they go, we wanted to know if you would be our sperm. donor. Okay. And I don't know how I would feel about that because I basically, that would be my first born child technically. Like, and, uh, so he, you're worried about it. His inheritance, he's going to fucking take over your fucking, uh, pogs or whatever the fuck you have.

So, but, um, I really like, these, despite everything, these are like some of my closest friends, uh, and I've known him for a long time, but you secretly want to fuck them. I don't know if I feel comfortable with it. also I would never do this but would it be fucked up to ask them like yeah I'll do it but like maybe we just do this old fashion because of course it would be said was like I would have to do a bunch of like paperwork and I would have to like get my jeans tested and like thanks for thinking you as the father of your kids can I propose raping you sort of can my can my payment be a sexual assault hey I know you wanted me to judge you want to be a sexual assault hey I know you wanted me to Jack off to a fucking... I mean... Go ahead. First of all.

Wondering whether a lesbian couple is gonna fuck with you is just a... Go get girls that want to fuck guys. Also, he says they're his closest friends. Like... What?

He's... You're in the path of the most resistance. True, true, true. Go to where women like fuck dudes. Like I never go into my lesbian friends going, oh man, I feel like really having a difficult time.

Hey, lesbians. Why are you on that bullshit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you do that? Of course. To be a donor, yeah, why not? Be a sperm fucking donor, dude. I know him, we've, this is kind of come up on the show because you're jerking off to them anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're talking about it being his firstborn child technically. And it's like, again, not really. really know. If you, if they adopt this kid, I mean, look, do the paperwork. So you're not legally. Right. Right. So you don't want them to be like, bind it. Child support or whatever. Right. But if the, all they're saying is you're really close to us. We don't know that you've been harboring this weird sexual fantasy. Yeah. You've been wanting to take our men's jeans office and eat our pussies.

You've been wanting to get our carpenter cut, our boot cut jeans off us and our overalls. But like, like, they just, that's. It's not, I go back to thinking that's not your kid. I mean, I know obviously biologically it is, but it's like they like you enough to want to genetically. And they tested, they said test you out, see if you're healthy, and they don't actually breed someone like you who ask dumbass questions. Scially inept, idiot.

Yeah. Yeah. It's also very, like, again, I think about my lesbian friend couples. And like, that's not, I would even. the threesomes I've wanted. Right, right. It's not like a girl in overall baking a keesh and her wife

who looks exactly like me. You know what I mean? Like, that's not the same hair cut is not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's your barber? So that's, I mean, I don't know, maybe these are two femme, uh, or maybe this guy's into that, who knows? It's interesting. That's an interesting perspective. Or maybe he's in love with them

because they're so close. Maybe he's in love. You know, who knows? I've seen some hot-ass fucking, like, like, damn, she's pretty, but she's so a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I've seen a little pretty, they'd be like, yo, whoa,

if I see a girl go, go, yo, I'm like, and then they sit like this, like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we cross your legs, no matter what the- Have some mystery, Jesus. Cross your legs. Yeah, I mean, look, dude,

I guess we don't know, it's just very funny to secretly want fuck your friends this long. Don't act. I don't even believe him. This sounds kind of fake. You know, you think sometimes

they come up with some bullshit for you? Yeah, this feels a little fake to me. But anyway, you're first born. What are you talking about? You're not a fucking landed lord in England. He has nothing. They have no legal right because you jacked off in a solo cup and one of his mom squirted in her pussy.

Solo cup, specific. I like that. Not Dixie. No, not Dixie. Yeah. They got the good stuff at this place. But yeah, whatever, man. You're fine.

Just fuck someone who's not your, you know, fuck regular, fuck somebody who's not your friend who's also in a marriage. Yeah. That's also lesbian. Right. That's three strikes right there. Wrong orientation, close friend, married. Yeah, yeah.

Not the kind of people you want to fuck. So. But yeah, if you want to be your, if you feel comfortable and you're good with that, then, yeah. I would lend my jizz to a friend. I don't think they should want it. I think my genes should be fucking out of the gene pool. I want to bring in more of my family into the world. But if somebody asks, I would lend them my jizz.

Stavros. That's Cojack. He would call Stavros. That's his, I just love that. Stavros, I think, because I love, I still watch Cojack. The first bit of Greek representation on TV, Cojack. I mean, little ball-headed Greek dude on TV. Who loves you, baby?

Yeah, who loves you, baby? Yeah, who loves you, baby? Greek, too. And was best friends with Jennifer Anderson's dad. It was a soap opera star. Oh, hell, yeah. And he has a picture of Jennifer Anderson in his arms as a baby. That's hilarious.

Oh, yeah. Godfather. That's the godfather. We're bringing back Greek control of Hollywood, folks. Jelly Savalas. This podcast is ground zero for it. Greeks. Greeks.

I have a good line, too, in one of the episodes. This dude, Cojack comes in and he's making fun, everybody. He says, it goes, he said, what are you in here? Why are you here, Cojack? Are you here to work on your nightclub act? And he goes, and in his lawyers there, he goes, hey, counselor, tell you a man to keep his mouth shut

or he'll be a next contestant for a get-well card, right? And he goes, yo, you see, he's threatening me. He's threatening me. He goes, Greeks, we don't threaten. We order prophecy. That's the fucking coldish shit. And I'm thinking of this. But I guess a fucking Egyptian wrote him for him.

Oh, goshrey. Well, brother, that's how I suckered you into that. My whole point was the black man. I guess some fucking Algerian sent it to him. Wrote it on a note card. See, that's the thing, brother. I'm baiting you with the bullshit. What else we got, Elvis?

Hey, stop. I started listening to your show. go to do research on boys. Nice. And I thought maybe you could help me out. The last four or five guys that I've hooked up with have either not been able to get it up or and or they last like less than three minutes. Oh, both is tough.

Just like what's going on? Is there anything I'm doing wrong? No. Maybe you can like give them another discount code on the dick pills because I'm really started to take it personally. And I'm just, yeah, I'm disappointed. I'm confused. Sure.

Sure, this is an epidemic of not getting your dick hard. So what is he asked? She's basically like, the last four or five guys she looked up with have either not been able to get hard or busted fast. And so now she's starting to take it personal. But she's getting a lot of weak dick out there. I don't think that's her. I think that's just the state of American male youth right now.

Dick, dick game is down. Health outcomes are down. There's a lot of depression, too. People are depressed. They're fatter than ever. They're, you know, who knows what's in vapes that hurts your dick. Vaping. I know what I mean?

Also, there's a lot of stuff being put into foods now. They're making shit worse. Yeah. It's infecting that. Also, I think after Me Too movement, along with LGBTQ, this whole thing against heterosexual shit, the manhood has been attacked, I think. Yeah, but you're already fucked. Your dicks out.

You're dig. We can't blame soft cock on Me Too. We can't. I think once your dick's out, we can throw away all the societal stuff. Dick is out. She's tugging on it, hoping to get anything out of it. He's just impotent, I guess. Yeah, I think there's some impotence going on.

Maybe pressure of performance. Sure. But she said another guy came quick. Maybe it was that good. That's true. I don't understand why the coming quick is making you feel bad. Yeah. You know, let's throw that out.

Let's just focus on the soft top. It depends on the minutes, though. if it's not like 20. Because women say like 20 minutes is decent. That's when I... 20 minutes of penetration. But if it's like one, two, then it's like...

Let's hold on a second here. 20 minutes of penetration or the whole act is 20 minutes. I don't know. I guess what is the average? I think they said the average of a good sex. Of actual penetration? A good sex like round. It's like 20 minutes or something?

I got longer than that though. Three to seven minutes going to AI. And that sounds a lot more like it to me. me. That's... Of pure penetration? Nah, bro. 20 minutes is nuts. Is that long? Yes. Relax, dude. No. Come on with this. Oh, I don't...

Oh, shucks. Wait, that's a long time? Oh, that's just me getting warmed up. I thought, too. You fucking know it's a long time. Hey, man. You fucking know. This isn't a new information to you, Godfrey. Here's the thing about what the Greeks said learned from the Egyptians. You are and how seasoned you are. No, I'm just saying.

You've been around forever, but you don't know 20 minutes of penetration is a lot of 45 minutes was like a normal. Like with the four place. No, with the foreplay, sure. I'll give you eating pussy, finger popping. Yes what I mean. Okay, okay, okay. It's a combination of shit.

Okay, okay. Not penetrate. 20 minutes of pure penetration. I mean, that's good. That's not. 30. No, no, no. No, no, no.

30. We're talking the whole thing is no, no. I mean, I think. You think. Actual penetration is 20 to 30 minutes. Yeah. But it depends. Respect.

You're watching TV together. You're smashing. Like, I love this commercial. We're talking, I'm saying just in, time spent inside. Yeah, I go longer than that. Wow. No, but I'm saying it's not like you're going all day. Uh-huh.

It's different. You're pacing yourself. You're in mold. So Africans take a marathon approach to sex as well. Well, you know, I know. It's like white porn. And black porn guys, black porn guys stay in it. Right.

White just be like, Yeah. Look their fucking bitches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking. Yeah.

Yeah. Black just be like this. Chill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Chill out.

Just sit on it. Yeah. There's no sitting on it. There's no just chill. I'm flexing. I'm flexing. Oh, yeah. There's no catching a fucking Epp of something.

while my dick's inside. Certainly not. I'm not leisurely fucking. I'm in there. I'm really in there for that three to seven. You're like a baby seal. I'm in and I'm out. Exactly.

Clear, clear. Team six. I'm knocking down doors. Yeah, you shoot up the club and you're out of there. How long did it take them to find and kill Bill Nodden? That's how long. Came in. Boom.

I had my tactical team. Bam. Came in. Shot up the club. Out. Clear. Clear, clear, clear. Came in with the night scopes.

Boom. Exactly. Yeah, listen. I think there's plenty of bad cock generationally out there. And it's not your fault. It's truly not your fault, I would say. I'm right here anytime you need.

Yeah, yeah. Godfrey's in here, you know. But unfortunately, there's a lot of bad day going around for the youth. And look, you're talking to a man who, you know, pops a dick pill, even though I'm 36. Yeah, I'll get in there. When I really want to impress someone. Wow.

Day to day, I'll have normal, you know. Wow. Yeah. I don't know if you remember Johnny. Wow. Good stuff. I did not know that. That is wild.

Sure. When I want to really, I can't be, I need to like put, when I need to put a good effort in. I'll take a dick pill. And it's, I will say, it's psychological more than anything. That's what I'm saying. This has happened to me where I will fuck and been like, whoa, like, okay. I'll be like, I'm not that impressed with that dick pill. And then, like, an hour later, my dick will get harder than it's ever been.

And I'm like, whoa, the dick pill. Turns out the dick pill was inside you all along, you know, where it's like, I find out later the dick pill, I just missed timed it or whatever. Wow. But for me, it was like. What it used to happen to me when I was younger was when I really liked a girl, my dick just wouldn't get hard the first couple times because I was like nervous that I would fuck up. Oh, wow. And then when I got over that, it was awesome with somebody you cared about.

And that's, so it's like, that could be happening. I also think probably they're insanely unhealthy. That's also my issue. That's why the pressure is, our men, is, I think, way higher because the girl's just got a hole, man. It doesn't have to grow. From a technical standpoint, you're right. It's just a hole. I just like to make it a layman's turn.

There's a hole. Yeah. That's not getting technical. You're right. Now, we got to make sure the pressure is on us. The pressure of performance, I think, is definitely... Right.

Yeah. Especially in a hookup scenario. Yeah, they don't have to do... They don't really have... Although, if you're digging... I do think... I think the flip side of that is that they're not busting. Right? If you're not... Like, a guy, once you're getting it going

in a random hookup, you're going to bust. Right. A woman's probably not coming from a completely random... I think most guys aren't really giving it their all with a completely random situation. But at the same time, from a just getting it up standpoint, yes, there's a lot of pressure. And I would not be negative on yourself. This is, they have bad dick is really the problem here. Yeah, yeah.

And unfortunately, you're just going to come across a lot of that. And, you know, I would say give them, dose them with dick pills. Tell them to use promo code Stavi. Do we have a, what's our most recent? Do we have anything going? I think we have a few floating. Don't we... Hopefully by this episode comes out,

you know, we'll have the right sponsor for your... Try promo code Savi for any of the dick pills. Yeah. Is you trying to get them all under the umbrella? Yes. You know, we have a... You know, you're not the only pitch man here, Godfrey. You know?

I'm also... For 99 cents? You know, so... Stabros. I don't have my own personal dick pills, no, but for a company. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah.

Well, that's not a bad idea. We should get in there, my own dick pills. Stavros. Yeah. Some Greek seem thing. You got a pose it up, man. Stavros. We'll figure it out.

I'll tell you. We'll figure it out. You got to take an excerpt from Cojack and use Stavros. Yeah. I'm being, from telling us about. You're right. You're right. Stavros.

I'm not. Sampling. Sampling. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling. You know what. Fuck that.

I'm watching, I'm going to watch Cojack and I'm going to record off my television. I'm going to send you that whole extra. Please do. Get it on the soundboard. Please. Yeah, we will put on the soundboard. Fact, it'll be fucking fire. Stavros.

Yeah. All right. Play something else, little eldest. Do a couple more calls here. Yo, what's good, Stavv, Elvis, esteemed guest. I'm calling about my friend who is pretty much a leftist in cell. And not like some punk-ass week. lib he's like serious pro-palistine militant leftist and he's a brutal dude to hang out with

he's the type of guy who just makes everything political and he's like right but it's really hard and we're both in our late 30s and i can tell bro just wants a genuine connection with women but he is classically scaring the hose yeah and so i'm just wondering man you have any advice on how I can talk to him or advice straight for him on how to care about good things, but also be a little more chill about it. All right, man. Thank you so much for the work you do. Peace and love.

Yeah. Scared in the hose. He's too military. I mean, look, he's got the right politics, but yeah, you don't want, you don't need to bring them up when you're trying to get pussy. Like, it doesn't have to, like, the crimes being committed against the Palestinian people don't have to come up at happy hour. You know what I mean?

We don't have to talk about genocide when we're trying to get pussy. It's good to know that we're on the same page and you'd like to be with someone who agrees with you. Right. But let's get sucked off first. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Let's worry. Let's order of operations. Let's get sucked off. Second, you ask them how they feel about Israel, right? Yeah, he cock blocks himself. Exactly. And this, and by the way, this can happen to, like, anytime someone is very into something,

they can kind of retreat within that too much. That becomes like a place of comfort, no matter what you're into, and you kind of see and you hide within your beliefs or you hide within anything. And unfortunately, being a good member of like society, being a good, actually putting some of your politics into practice also means talking to other people in a non-scary way. You know what I mean? Read the room. Totally read the room.

Yeah, that's... Totally read the room. the room. You know what it's like, that's why I'm surprised that some of these fucking politicians have cute wives because some of these fucking bozos are so extreme that they're actually wives that's kind of decent looking. You know, how the fuck did you get that broad? Power. Yeah. Sure. Power's important. Yeah. But it's like, this guy's not that, right? I don't know how he's screwing it up. He must be really like, hey, ladies, what do you think about the war? Yeah, I mean, you know what the fuck are you doing? I think probably he just,

if he's starting from this place, he probably just doesn't have a rich social life to begin with. And it's like, look, this is the kind of thing where we're glad he's on this side, but the way this fucks your brain up is the same as incels on the right. Where it's like your dogma is all that's important.

Because you're not getting pussy, you spend more time on message boards about, you know, this shit where it's like he needs to under, and I think couched in those terms of if you're serious about these politics, you have to be able to talk to regular people, right? If it's his most important thing in life,

which sounds like he's really into, then tell him like, dude, you have to go work on your social skills for that, for the cause. Yeah. And then while we're at it, why don't we talk to some women? You know what I mean? And it's like, let's, because he does want that.

He does want a connection. He says it. And it's like, it's not easy, but you're going to have to just go out and like, just make friends. And like, what is your social circle is one big question I have? And who does he talk to? Should this guy stick around with this guy?

Like, dude, if he's going to keep doing that shit, fucking don't be around him. Or tell him. If this is a boy, though. Tell him. Well, first of all, that's why I'm surrounded myself for people that tell me about myself. For sure.

They go, dude, you're fucking up the pussy like that. What are you doing? Fuck are you doing? You can't do the Greek stole a shit for me. Yeah. Because I've even done that with women that, you know, Even I've been on one of those things where I'm ranting about some race stuff. Yeah.

And they were like, now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I go, oh, you're right. You're right. At least I have the wear with all the go. For sure.

You know what? It's too much. You know, just because she, I don't want to hear that shit right now. I think the problem with this guys, I don't even think he gets there, right? It sounds like he's just straight. He's just on the in-cell timeline. Yeah. And I think the politics are almost secondary.

I think what I would say to this guy, if you want to get your friend to talk to women, make a connection, he's just going to have to, it's almost like, his politics don't really matter right now. What matters is go, just get it, do him,

queer eye him a little bit. You know what I mean? Like, if he's in his late 30s, you say he's a brutal dude, like, get him a fucking shirt. Get him a haircut.

Like, fucking go do more fun shit. Like, like, before you start worrying about talking to women, you have to just talk to anyone. Before you worry about a dating life, you have to have a social life.

So go do some shit. Go to bars with him. Go fucking join a bowling league for fuck's sake. Like, just random. Go to like parties, whatever. Build up his... You got to build that shit up slowly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's, I mean, this is a class... This is kind of the advice we give to all in cells. This is like, find something about yourself you want to change and slowly work on it because just making progress helps your confidence. All of this is ultimately confidence-based. Of course. So, yeah. That's what I would say.

And then the politics are almost secondary in this case. But I get, you know, good on him for being on the right side of things. But that doesn't matter when you're trying to get head. You can't cash in your, I'm correct. Suck me off tokens. Hey, ladies, Netanyahu, where we go? He should be in jail, right? That's not how it works.

I work for the Mossad. Yeah, it would be funny if he just switches up immediately If some hot massage like honeypot goes to him He's like, you know what? I've been thinking about it It's actually, they're actually right If he's getting like Cash Patel He's getting his weird Israeli fake girlfriend

How did he get How did that goofy score that shit? He's like Fuck out of here I think we all know No, definitely that is Oh Man.

Yeah, dude. She's fucking, she's rising up the ranks right now. Oh, yeah. This is her assignment. They're going to owe her one after this assignment. Give us another one, Eldis. Yeah, no worries. Take your time, man.

How could you have fucking imagined I'd ask you to do this? Yeah. Great. Awesome, dude. Hey, Stahle. Hey, Elders. I have a sticky situation, right? So I've been seeing this woman for a while.

We both have been unhappy in our relationships. And we've been, you know, together for like seven, eight months. And I had left my previous partner to be with her. And she got scared last minute because she's been with the same person. for 15 years. Wow. She made you break up with her girlfriend to be her side bitch?

He doesn't feel confident in change and he's been emotionally abusing her and neglecting her. All the bad, misogynistic stuff you can do to a woman in a relationship, right? And I did all the right steps

to get to the point where I'm like ready and, you know, all my friends supporting me and my family and stuff. Even the girlfriend gave her her blessing because she kept worrying about her feelings. And she got scared and she has said that she loves me too much

to love with me. Oh, God. The pain of everything, the unknown that she feels like a burden, she feels like she's too much, and that eventually I'm going to leave her. When she's talked about But that never happened.

That's not tangible. And I just wanted advice to really see what can I do. What? And what should I do? Because I just don't know. So thanks guys. So I'm sorry. This guy's in love with a woman.

So is he cheating with, is he fucked her? They were cheating. He said, it sounds like they have fucked, but he left his girl. He left his girl. Yeah. To be with this one. Yeah. But then at the last moment, she got cold feet.

Yeah, she's still with her, with her boyfriend. And she's been with her guy for like 15 years. He says, he says the guy's like emotionally abusive. But this dumb ass left his girl to get with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you got God today. Yeah.

Look at you. Yeah. Yeah. This is no good. Yeah, that was pretty stupid, dude. That was dumb. That was dumb. And even what he's saying now is like,

he's, I mean, hearing, hearing it repeated is so stupid. Yeah. She loves you too much. Did you hear that? She loves you too much. She's scared you're going to leave her. So what?

She'll just never be with you. You have fucking stupid that sounds, dude? Like, is she in a fucked up relationship? Maybe. I don't know, right? Is she brainwashed? by this person, I don't fucking know. But I can tell you

she's not, doesn't, whatever she claims to love you too much, she's not going to be with you. And it's like the more you make yourself available to her, the more she just kind of has her cake and eats it too. If you get to just sort of be her crutch through this abuse, if this is an abusive relationship,

like you say, you're her emotional outlet. Yeah. But you're not her fucking, you're not dating her. So the only thing you can do is tell her like, okay, I don't know. You could be like, look, whatever you want to say about this stuff, that's fine. I want to be with you.

But I'm not going to be like, you're a side bitch here. I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to watch you stay in a relationship as bad for you. And also, you could also be like, you're essentially cheating on me with him now. I consider if now that you told me you wanted to be together, you're not leaving him as immaterial to me because we were in a relationship as far as I'm concerned. You're cheating on me. Unless you're over, unless you're break it off with this guy, we can't even talk.

Now, maybe she doesn't give a fuck. Maybe she's trying to break it off with you. And that's what she wants is to lead you there. But either way. But why would you want, she's all fucked up. Yeah, that's true. She's going to go from that to you 15 years of that shit. That's a good point.

You morons. That's a good. Because she's damaged, dude. Yeah. And you think it's going to be better with you. And then this dude and the dude who she's with, he's not giving that up. It's going to be a fight. I think, you know what I mean?

Even if he does, you're right. She's fucked up. Like, leaving a 15-year relationship, you don't go right from that to an awesome, healthy, happy one. Fuck, no, that's, no. He's trying to be captain, save him, whatever the fuck. And it's not gonna, it's just dumb. You know, the moment he told her, it just became so real for her.

And she was like, fuck, why'd you do that? Oh, yeah, yeah. She was not, like. She was expecting, she just wanted to double cheat together. And then, like, and then you would get, you would get, like, guilty and break it off or some shit. She's fucked up. She's like, yeah. She's got a lot of shit going on for sure. Yeah. So yeah, dude, I don't know. Look. How about this? Jackass?

I don't know how they take that. But yeah, don't play. You played yourself with that, man. You mean, go make amends with the one you left, hopefully. Or just go, I mean, that was probably a bad relationship, too. It's just bad. Just you don't know what to be in that shit. And it can be physically dangerous, too. You got to be careful. That's a good point. That is a good point. B, these motherfuckers shit, man, you don't want someone running up on you, man. Especially if you're saying this guy's abusive and narcissistic.

It's like, that's exactly the kind of guy you're right who could fucking go crazy. Oh, yeah, no doubt. So look, you're going to have to walk away completely and say like, this isn't, you know, this isn't fair to me, which is true. And if she wants to hop back in, if she wants to break up with this guy

and figure her shit out for a little bit and then come see you, that's one thing. But you can't beg her to leave this because this will never work if you do that. It already probably won't, if I'm being honest with you. But there's no way unless you make a real clear, if you really stand up for yourself, set a boundary, whatever, and then she meets you on your own terms,

there's a small chance to go work, but right now there's no chance to work. Give us something fun to go out on here, little, Elvis. Yeah, as we wrap up, yeah. Let's wrap up on this one. Hi, Robes. Hi, Elvis. Whoever might be the guest, been listening since I started.

I am a Patreon member. Thank you, thank you. But I more or less don't have a question. I have a comment. It's regarding penis side. Now, I know we focus on that a lot in the podcast. But I don't know if you've noticed, but all the Greek statues you see have little penises.

Sure, I have. And I was wondering, do you know why that is? I'll tell you. What? to be thought that if you had a small penis, small balls, you didn't rely on that to be a man. You were more intellectual and you were less of a monster. Excellent, excellent. Now, that being said, of course, you have the body of a Greek god and you have the penis of a Greek god.

That's right. I want to let you know that. And my question, if I had a question was, did you know that? All right. Peace. Thanks for letting me. a fun fact about... So he said if you have a big penis

means you're not as intellectual. In ancient... Exactly. I told you I wasn't good at Matt. Yeah, in ancient Greece, back when the world was run correctly... I can't read either. These statues...

I'm dyslexia, too, my fault. These statues, you know, this is what a man should be. Small dick. Not one of these, you know, over-the-top, gosh, gigantic penises. none of the, you know, a real man in the ancient Greek ideal,

you're having penetrative sex for two to four minutes tops. You know, with some big, sloppy dick. I didn't make, I didn't graduate high school. It was thought of as ungentlemanly to have a big dick. And I think that's a simpler time, you know, when things were run the right way.

And you know, that's what the Greeks didn't learn from Africa. That's, that's what, That's when they had reached Ever again Invention? That was We got that We were like

Now this is reposterous That's nothing That has to do it up Get this out Get out of my face I can't believe How they carry on We'll keep the mass

But the cock size On the statues They had nothing to do with us That was all Greek That was an isolated incident Right there I don't know I'm using this

Thevini's voice To act like an Egyptian That's a weird juxtaposition. Everybody's Eddie Murphy now. Listen, man, that was enough, baby. Why am I talking like a 70s drug dealer? Well,

that's a fun tidbit, and I do recall, thank you for sharing that with us, my friend. Godfrey, thanks for coming on the podcast, man. This is badass, man. Anytime you want to come back, we got to have yet. Absolutely. Oh, fuck, yeah. Come back anytime. Check out the special guys, Rebel with the Cause.

In theaters, we'll link it, we'll link it to it. First week in February. First week in February. And yeah, we will see you guys next time. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Stabros!