Stavvy's World - #30 - Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen return to the pod for a special after-dark recording to publicly air out their traumas, discuss cheating and getting cheated on, fist bump Stav, argue hot takes, and much more. Ian, Jordan, and Stavvy help callers including a woman who found a condom in her boyfriend's bag, and a man with a family history of alcoholism wondering if he should be worried about getting the hereditary gene. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code STAVVY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. More info at https://gametime.co/ Visit patreon.com/stavvysworld to unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes. Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!!

I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels but then it was obvious get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods

and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family.

Whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb. Speaking of tickets, I am taking a little break in the summer. Well, I'm going to the fully loaded tour. So the last weekend of that. So go check that out. Vegas, Salt Lake City, Boise, etc. George Washington. Is that right? The Gorge, I'm with the internet. But more importantly, not more importantly, sorry, Bert. More importantly for me, Bert's got a lot of money. Okay, he's fine. I will be in London town, beautiful out London at the Hackney Empire on September 2nd. I'm also going to be in Amsterdam, one of my my favorite cities in the world i can't wait to go back on uh... september fifth and then since

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the fall. Me and my boy, oh, this will be back out there. It's gonna be great. We're playing bigger venues. We're doing bigger shows, working on the new the third hour. I have a special coming out before the special comes out. I got to come up with something new. So come out. I'll be trying a bunch of stuff. Will the shows be good? Hey, who's to say? But it will be a fun experience.

So, stop V dot biz for tickets. And of course, go buy your tickets to sporting events, whatever theater, whatever even comedy. If you wanna see some, go buy, go patronize our friends at game time dot CEO the game time app Great way to get lowest prices guaranteed last minute Beautiful hey eldest hit the music Welcome everybody to stop these world 9.0 4 800 stop you guys

We got stop these world after dark. You know, we're usually a morning show, you know, every time you guys have been on before, I think you you were here at 10 a.m. No way. Yeah, I never have been anywhere at 10 a.m. I promise you 11. Well, yes, the show you were supposed to be here

at 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maddie was here at 10 a.m. I had to sleep in a story. Yeah, probably here on time. I did. Oh, yeah, at an X's house.. Probably here on time I did. Oh yeah. At an ex's house. I banged an ex for you. You could have banged Eldest Mountain. You could have bought me.

I know. I have been right here. I just stopped right in this room. Why do I think it is? She is. You know what, Jordan, it's like your brain doesn't think about all the possibilities. It doesn't take it all in. You have a small world view. Did you pop that hole in that wall for that? You put did you put that on the wall for the air conditioning? You want to start the episode with stuff? No one can see I

Know Okay, it's lighting. Just a picture. Oh, no. No, no, I didn't. It's a very common thing in New York, where there's a hole underneath the window. It gives me expert. I believe years ago, you asked me to come over to put in your AC. Do you remember that? Yeah, that doesn't just dress like she's just a match. Not because you know anything about where the AC holes go. That doesn't mean you know anything about architecture.

No, I don't know anything. Yeah, I know some of them. I architecture? No, I don't know anything. Yeah, I know some stuff. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, you don't. I don't know some stuff. Remember how the Jordan did, we've covered this on the show. That thing looks great. Hey, look, can I hear something up?

Yeah, what's that thing getting glazed? Yeah, when's it getting laminated in the finish on that? You'd be be happy. What happened? This was what happened. It was $800. Please tell me what happened. It was $200.

What did she do? Full of the vent though. What happened, huh? What happened? Okay, great. Let's get it Welcome to another episode of being in which you know it's not no, it's not gross Leave that out Elvis leave that out Welcome to starvies world Ian is finally on a not on a free episode because he called me crying Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, episode and then I had somebody else lined up who's like cannot deal with Jordan just getting a free episode and use I'll bring up the text I said because I wanted to get I had JP around he lives in Astoria you know are we talking about how I got dragged on to the Jordan and no Jordan's got to go fuck her ex for shelter after this and you know like you you're really in convene using a lot of people

A lot of people to make this happen It's gonna be a it's gonna be a what somehow. I'm not to shout to mr I did think about it on my way here. I was like do I need anything? Did I forget anything Any excuse Any excuse. So we're here. We're doing not be in Ian with Jordan, but we are we do have both Ian and Jordan here. What a black people call breaking and entering What black people be in he is not black people slang. Oh be me. That's what it sounds like What are the ones who do crimes what's's their shorthand for? What are those black men? What are those black men calling? A bnE is a copter. When they get their money.

What are the black people called bring Nendrin going to the ATM? What? What are they called there in employment? What's your call when a black person makes their money? What's your goal when a black person makes their money? So anyway, here's Ian's third Patreon episode. You don't know how you thought of bringing me on to the end of the video. We have Jordan and Ian on couple pals. Two faves on the show.

Welcome back to the studio guys. Thanks for being here. How's your, how's the day been so far? Are you, is anybody else, is anybody else? So you're in a, you're going back to your ex for shelter. I'm, we are. You're done. We're done.

Are you in a cycle? Are you curling one of those cycles as well? Yeah, you got out of the cycle then I got back in now. You gotta get out now Mine's not a cycle yours is a cycle of abuse and Destitution mine is We got and got back together got abandoned just like me and then back together. I just just like me and then back together. I just have nine. Yeah, the mind only have the one.

There's seven, nine, I can count a year. I can count a year, nice. Yeah, I'm a warming every, all the crazy has to be multiplied by nine, but it's the same. Sure. And now, do you think that your ex is, he's, also fucking other women I'm guessing? Oh, John, stop, what are we doing?

Just ask. That's why we are not together because he wants to. I see, I see, I see. I mean, I could, but I'm not motivated by it. I see. I actually could, but I just don't want to know. I'm like, fuck whoever you want. Just do a handover.

You're old-fashioned. Yeah. She don't mean she can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just don't let me find out. Don't let me get an STD. I don't want to be wondering. I used to live in a halfway house with this dude

that was an ex pagan. And he goes, Molly, man, we got it. Ex pagan motorcycle. Motorcycle. No, he was a wick. I mean, is that out of the question for people you know? I'm looking to have way. Hey, yeah.

Yeah. No, this is a motorcycle guy. And he was like, all lady back in man, she the best. She says, I do what you want, just make sure you wrap it up. I'm like, that's the way to go. I think she fell as a reg up like that. Oh, set up like that, probably.

I mean, most rich people have, like LeBron James is married to his high school sweetheart. You think LeBron James hasn't fucked thousands of women? I don't know. There's something sweet about that. Come on, man. What is that? Are you serious?

You would cheat. I would like to think that- Go along with being a Philly headliner 10 years ago. You would cheat. A local headliner, dude. You don't think if you were the best basketball player of all time, you would get side pushed. No, I don't know.

Being with your high school sweetheart for that long, there's some sort of thing there that I would like to live in a world where they're not cheating and they truly have real love. Well, you know, that's right. I think truly everybody keeps, I think every single person. But that's not happening either.

You never know the maker to go for it. Or knows him. You're right. I'm seeing a different for it. Or knows I'm crying. I'm seeing a different type of bacon about that. Come on, give me some space. You're doing spells, yeah. You're getting sure that the hotter your girlfriends get, the more I'm like, ah, death protest.

Yeah. Yeah, well, that's a go to of like, not obviously Ian is dealing with his own issues, but like a fully closeted man, you can tell when they've only ever dated smoke shows because they don't actually find someone attractive. They just are like, well this is who is hot. Like if no one is ugly, you're a dad in my life for three armpit hairs. What's that? No, no, we're gonna go to your armpit hairs on gross. I don't mind Stubble I don't like stubble but her armpit hairs look like a Chinese painter's chin

Three that he like she's got a full-man she out. Yeah. Yeah. Do you go fully no shave? I don't have anything stop Look at that. Oh, you just have a couple look at the couple. Oh, okay. That's fine. Yes He was gagging that's a, who are you kidding with that? I, it, it, it's gonna be open here. I wanted to be straight, like a man. Oh, it's like, it's like, it's a little bit. It's all, it's not, I actually really like

the wispy wasp a little bit because it's like, it's natural but feminine at the same time. When someone barely has any armpit hair, I'm like great. You know? I've definitely, I don't have a problem with that. I. When someone barely has any armpit hair, am I great? You know? I've definitely, I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with that. Stubbles fine. That's like, there's no stubble.

It looks like you want to be kissing a 45 year old man on the cheek. No. No, if it was stubble, it'd be like, oh, that's normal. But I've never seen a woman's armpit hair look like a teenager getting pubes for the face. I just don't grow a lot of hair. It's all my head. These are tattooed on. No. Yes. Feel it. It is. Are you serious? Yeah. No. There's light hair on it, but yeah,

it's very light. That's why you never notice that. Microblading. Good for you. Yeah, dude, that's great. Well, your stance on armpit hair is insane. Well, wait a year. My stance on pubes. Let's hear it. I don't like them. At all. I like a little dictionary. No, period sexy there. Wow. Landing strip makes your vagina like a homeschooler. I cannot believe it.

It looks like a van. Oh, damn. The way it comes down. No, I don't want it coming down. Not all the pussy, but even just on the vagina. I just wanted above like a little strip. I don't see. Or if you got a bush everything above

I've seen some things So you so your preferred is and look I'm not saying I like a crazy bush, but I also Push comes a shove I'll fuck some with a crazy Busch comes to shove you push it in your shop Someone's been doing a podcast with Ian for a while Bushy Oh my god, I wish I could take it back, but it's once it's wet you can just mat it away Interesting no pubes for mr. Mr. Finance. I want to take in you for a you'll go in on a bush because you're a freak type of like a 1970s boy Everything above the vagina fine, but when it's on the sides and the lips and everything,

you do a little parting like it's the jungle. I don't mind, I don't mind a hair on the butthole though. It can look kinda cute when it's like, I wonder what that's about. Oh my God. But I don't like guys who butt hole hair. Little me that. I don't like guys who butt hole hair. You need to be there I don't like guys who put a whole hair

You can't just walk yourself into shit like that I'm sorry we're hanging out with the demon She just said I don't like pussy hair but I like put a whole hair I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Don't crawl your legs It's way your legs It's way your legs

It's way your legs Don't like guys who put a whole hair Don't like guys who put a whole hair You ain't gonna do gross You're the only person in my life that when people are making fun of somebody it's not me being gay. He's a beautiful force field for you are in my motorcycle that side Yeah, I am I told you so much You are a beautiful pairing yeah, and you've dry a little As you can be cute. It can that's awesome up. No, I got pictures It can. That's awesome. Pop some up. No. I got pictures.

Oh my god. I had to look at a butthole video because my sister got cheated on by her husband. Oh no. And she sent me the video of the porn that the prostitutes that are hogs, big slap hogs. They look like they look like PTQ cruisers with fake eyelashes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's bugs prostitutes. Yeah. And then they sent a video and one of it is just his but hole It was yeah somebody. Oh, I hate that angle. Yeah, it's a bad the porn angle where it's like the guys ass and balls

What's the point of that? I don't know they needed for editing For those doing audio only Ian raised his hand and then tried to keep it down like it was possessed by a gay demon Oh, forgive me for making an act out joke with seven fucking cameras around here. Yeah, that's fun Listen this on audio. What are you doing? You're missing just three butchers shooting the shit? Sure, listen some people at our old school, you know, we catered everyone here at Stavis world. I like that Well listen some people at our old school, you know we catered everyone here at Stavis world. I like that So damn she and so what are the prostitutes have it is like collat like blackmail And then she said here put all these together and like you do it with your one of your little stand-up clips

She wanted you to edit it to you Oh Not So then in my sister's heartbreak Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I had to get it together. Yes. And then I have intrusive thoughts and it took everything in me not to hit post. She called me recently and she goes, I went through a retreat and I realized I was able to forgive myself for beating you within an inch of your life all those years

and it took everything in me not to be like post. Sorry, did I see the picture? That'll be, I won't show it. Let me see it, let me see it. Wait, are you really gonna watch? I have to dig it up. You're gonna watch. Can I show you what I mean? I've got the hair on a girl's butt hole. No, see it. Wait, are you really gonna watch? I have to dig it up. You're gonna watch. Oh, I show you what I mean.

I'm sure the hair on a girl's butthole. No, all right. I'm not at all fair. All fair. Yeah, we're trying to podcast your pal. Yeah, that Look at pornography. I'll show you later. I will. I'll show you the whole thing. I put it all together. Wow. So okay, I'm sorry. When did this happen? Very recently. It's been going on. It's like the never ending story. Damn. Enjoy his life. Oh yeah, it won't stop. And I'm guessing he's not a good guy. Nine years he's been doing this. Yeah.

Nine years. And what happened? Why the video surface now? I don't know. I guess he slipped up with the wrong. Oh, oh, pregnant. The impregnated. He's bringing in a prostitute in the cup.

A couple of them. He's raw dogging them wow my sister when she's holy shit I know his name You could do that on beanie You leave the slander and libel suits to be You leave the slander and libel suits to be me Slander and libel See if we mentioned patreon.com

Jordan shows this bottle eight years nine nine damn that's fine now How long they've been together the whole time? All-time if kids one kid one and they're gonna have steps you got a step kids There is a step kid, a little black step kid. Oh, no. Okay. Are the procedures hot? No. Dude.

Yeah? They are really bad. Oh, no. Like borderline mushmouth. Oh. Huge. They're casino women. Casino women. Ooh. They're slot women casino women. Oh

There's a lot machine ladies damn. They're old kind of damn and your sister you said I remember from your first appearance Oh, she's so hot was a hot slut. I believe what I there is a picture There is a picture Her in the same room with one of them. What do you mean? I can't. What the fuck are you talking about, Jordan? You're in the same room together, Jordan? I know.

What kind of like white trash fucking... Because there was, you know, she needed all the details for the thos. Oh, it was a, like, they got together to exchange info? Yeah. Wow. So she snitched on him. This is Stormy Daniel's situation. I thought there was a penis. There's just a finger with a squirrel on it All right enough. That's Taylor Tomlinson There's somebody stuck in somebody's dick. Whoa, no, oh god. Oh god. That is horrific. That's not good. Oh god. Oh there. She is my sweet. She's a cut but my sister and then oh

Wow that bitches My poor Oh, dude Wow, it looks like he just goes on the saddle hoarders that throws this dick That bitches bill like me She has the exact same body type as me. Oh, wow That's not hairline I'm gonna break his knees. I'm gonna. I know damn. Did you have any money that she can take or He's kind of these he's fighting back quite a bit. He's fighting fight all the videos. Oh hardcore. Yeah fighting back how

Just by saying that she's also a bad person. Oh, no, I don't know. It's just shit Why because she gets her sister to go on public platforms and say his name. I don't think she wants me to do that This is awesome. He literally is the ins third patreon. He's gonna be so mad. And he'll have Jordan to blame this time and not me. Like, he's gonna be like Charlie Brown, or he's gonna do this show every three weeks. And I'm like, dude, I swear this time. It's gonna be the free episode. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

David Paladino! You fucking bitch! Well'm not a fucking bitch. I'm not a fucking bitch. I'm not a fucking bitch. I'm not a fucking bitch. Wow, that's wild. Is it, fuck, have cheating scandals ever rocked your family before? On either side, either anybody, anybody cheated on everyone. Every one of them, every one of them.

Every single one. Oh, my mom and dad. Well, your mom cheated on your dad with a guy? Yeah, one there together. Wow, not even gay cheating? That was like really to fuck them. That's so rude, I'm gay. Yeah, even did it with a guy, yeah. And then my mom cheated on her other wife

with a married woman who then moved in with us with her children and my pit bull ate the foot off the cat. And then she said, you have to get this dog out of here it's dangerous and I have kids and my mom said, take your cripp the cat and then she said you have to get this dog out of here it's dangerous and I have kids and my mom said take your cripple cat and get the fuck out. Because my mom love that people so much. That's not your fucking isaka. That's awesome.

That's a cripple cat and get out of here. The kind of trash you were steeped in. Yeah. Why do you think we get a lot of so much cheating? I don't think I ever cheated. You've never cheated. I've done the thing where I'm like, hey, a dick is about to enter me and I. Okay, so we're on the same page, great. Immediately.

Totally. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's just, I mean, I guess that's better. I, is that even better than cheating? I don't know. No, it is worse, because you're not, you don't have the guts to just fully cheat.

You were cheating, you were, you were gonna fuck the person. And you didn't even... Like if they said no, well, okay, let me ask you this. If your phone died as you were sending that text, would you have still fuck the person? Yeah, I was just, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got up out of the bed, sloppy.

Sloppy wet, just leaving a snail trail from one room to the other, called him from the other room and was like, it's over. And he was like, what? And I was like, stupid, just what? And I'm not really saying anything. And then when in there had very good sex. Oh, nice.

And then later, he was like, I really want to get back to the other and I was like, okay, but I have to confess. I slept with the dude. And he walked, it was over the phone. I was on tour. He walked across the street. Fucked the coffee shop woman.

Just immediately. Immediately was like, you, me, Let's go. She'd been like hitting on him for a while. Okay, okay. So just took her across the street to our apartment and was like, why? I fucked her and I was like, what? Yeah. My bad. And then did you say we're even now or no? Yeah, I was like, we're even, but we never really were even. So that need to tell me again. Right. And then it was over. It's like trying to eat just a little bit like the bunny ears off a chocolate bunny. It's like, all right.

Never. We got to even it out. I was like a little bit. Oh, my. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I was too much. You know. It was never even because I did it first. So then he went to California and fuck this woman. I was getting his oil changed. And I was like, I was like, hey, what oil do you take?

And he was like, such and such. And I was like, okay, why do you sound weird? And he was like, I don't know. And I was like, something happened. And he was like, yeah, it's like a fuck that girl. And I was like, the one I've been saying that you're gonna fuck. Oh, I'll tear you in the night.

And then I, and then he said, Oh, I love that because you've told me that story before. And I was so on your side, and you never bothered to mention that you initially cheated on him It was retard You'll hear one thing be like yeah totally no right and then just slowly throws something else So just slowly throws out the gas out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's like when we're seeing found out about the ex boyfriend

who we keep getting together and he's like, I'm gonna fucking kill this guy. And then I was like, I did do this and this and this. I pulled him in the middle of the night. I sent through and he's like, all right, well, I'm gonna tell him to please leave my insane friend alone. And support. Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah, but there was no real, you've never dealt with with what about you? Are you a cheater in? No? No, you're loyal when you're in there George says yes I was okay. Let's mic your phone here. Excuse you. I was in my in my younger years. I had okay But I don't want to I did something bad, but I didn't I didn't want to do it I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. You're honor.

I didn't want to do it. They kind of pull me up to being on the bank robbing crew. You're in your blackout when it happens. It doesn't happen. That's a great question to ask children in the crosswalk. You're right. That's awesome. Have you cheated? They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck.

They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck.

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They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. They're like, fuck. Lists exactly like well pass the time We never said I like that exactly because what I'm dealing with now is this guy is like not He's not fucking anybody's like, but there might be a chance a time where I want to and I'm like Because now is when you do that You're trying to do that now Why are you saying? Yeah

Don't fuck everybody until it's different Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm sorry I can't hear you and then fuck again Right right of course of course, of course, but the whole like but I might maybe want to it's like no shit Yeah, we all might maybe want to and also making out not cheating. Oh interesting I'm being in a bathroom not cheating. What are you talking about? I've never done it Yes, if a guy's like me I used to be like well, I'm sucking a guy's dick is our cheating It's like me, I used to be like, well, I'm sucking a guy's dick as a cheating. It's like, again, he needs to try. Nice try.

I used to think if it was a guy, it's my cheating. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. We're both retarded. Yeah, that's true. We're both hurt. I'm at least listening to Jordan's point. I've been making out, he's a fun thing

that doesn't give people a CD's typically. And it is a you know It's a good on the road thing to do I can't agree with you there. Oh making out So if we were dating and I was like I made out with a guy with a drunk I would be like I would be mad at you I wouldn't be the level of it would be like a cheating misdemeanor. It's not it's not a cheating felony You don't go to cheating jail for it, but you're on you got commuter service What about you what about emotional affairs? That's my mom's forte. And that's also mine. I mean, that's I guess that's that.

I hate that. Oh, that's probably worse, but I'm stupid. So I think it's better. Have you ever been with someone that thinks looking at pornography is cheating? No, that's insane. When I was like 18, I thought that. Or I didn't say it out loud, but I felt it. We've gone over. Pat, Please pass people that are on the Patreon Jordan had a very revealing episode of Stavis world where she basically realized she was molested and she when she was 18

She was dating a grown man 17. Yeah, who was also her tutor just the cliffs those version for you guys That's not and then the other things they even knows There's bad so many things. Oh yeah. There's a heavily molested couch right here. I'm going to miss this one of the molesties. This one of the molesties. Okay.

Ian. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. But I didn't the hot dog man didn't molest you. Yeah, that's where you clean people that leave unveiled on the podcast It's friend underneath the bathroom saw in first grade says that he likes his penis bit You bite it because you want to make your friend feel good Okay, but then didn't you? You never bit a peepee before

You don't you want to make Kyle feel nice? Don't you want to. Dude, priest? I, the other day touched a guy's head, he like asked for absolution because he was heckling and I touched his head and I did, I was like, if this was a little boy being like, please forgive me, I did kind of get it for him. No, dude. You don't get it. You don't get it.

You don't get it. Strike that from the right here. No, dude. You don't get it. You don't. Strike that from the record. I don't get it. Objection. I don't. You're honored. I just can get power over a child.

I'm going to get under Zand. Maybe it was just feelings. Could you say this? I touched a grown man when I was in a position of power and I felt an erotic thrill from it. How about that? How about not if I was a grown-up and I was in a position of power and I felt an erotic thrill from it. How about that? How about not if I was a grown up and I was touching a child, I would feel the same way.

I'm war was like, who does that? And I saw a priest and I went, oh, that's why they fuck kids. Okay. Okay. I don't know that you're, how about this? I don't know that your logic was airtight on that one. It's not airtight.

Yeah. But if a man walks up to the stage, he's about child height. And he says, please forgive me. And you touch his head. Let's lose the whole child down there. We can lose the whole child. OK, let's just get man that you can legally have sex with. You're in a position of power over him,

and you touch his head in a way. That's gross. No, that's not. You didn't want to fuck that guy who said he's nice. Oh, maybe like 20 years ago. But he was wearing a dinosaur t-shirt. He was wearing a fucking like a- He was wearing an X-Files t-shirt.

Yeah. It was. Nice, then. If it was me, good point, Ian. Oh, yeah, that was a good point. That actually was a good point. No, it wasn't Jordan. It didn't have anything to do with the bitch. It was the good point. That actually was a good point. No it wasn't Jordan. It didn't have anything to do with the big.

It was the big, it was the big. It was the big, it was the big. They're awkward man, they're great. Nice dude, yeah. Okay, nice. I'm just saying, I used to, there was letter tire, letter tire on rope. Go ahead, yeah, what were you saying?

Yeah, that's what I do to you. I'm glad you're learning. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Letter of, do her own stupid logic and see where it ends up. I'm just saying if there was somebody who was helpless. Okay.

We're not going to get into their age. Or the reason they're helpless, but if they were helpless, say they're crippled. Okay. I guess that's an improvement. I guess that's better. Okay.

Okay. Say they're a felon and they're like, and they're like, you can't possibly do to find absolution. I could imagine being like, eat my pussy possibly do to find absolution. I could imagine being like, eat my pussy for 10 hell minutes. Right, you know what I mean? Hell, my mayor.

Hell, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would just make me want to kill again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you've sent them right out on the street. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. This is it.

I'll take my chances in hell. I don't know This is it I'll take my chances in hell I'm face to face with this monstrosity Why is there so much lip I Was Very nice vagina I can say because it'll never be shown you know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she said that early when we were recording it like a really she goes wrong I got show team now some things might be out of place

I think it's a good one. I think what okay, can we what do you know? Okay, there's like what do you think is any, you know how there, okay, there's like, what do you think is good? In your outie, what are we talking about? We're talking, okay, so there's three kinds. There's a snare drum, that's what you want. Snarejabi, flat, little line down the middle. Just a line, yeah.

None of us have that, you have to be anorexic. Well, then you have the, I've seen some of those. Then you have just the hoof, right? We have the hoof, we know about the hoof. Sure. Then we have the, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, right we have the hook we know about the hoax. Then we have the Right right right right then we have the if I imagine I said there's three now you're gonna know

Now we know this one. There's imagine I have two tongues ones going up. Oh I can do Classic big lip style. Oh Little tasteful lip. Oh, that's not bad a little tasteful lip. Oh. That's not bad. A little tasteful lip. Nice. Nice. I can see that. You know, that's surprising, because that is,

because you think a person's pussy would be like, would be their personality, but that's not how it is. Because if your pussy was like, what you're like, it would be all frumpy and just fucked up. What the fuck is all frumpy?

No, it up looking I think It's awesome motor But just like too big Potato and when you go down the Physical you know just a body part and yeah, it could be you know nothing like Nothing like the person so people you think would have real nice ones horror show sweetest man I know it's terrifying dick scary Snipsyly didn't nice. Yeah, night is nice. I should my balls

Okay, after recently and it really made me feel nice because it was bigger cock. Yeah, yeah, that's cool Really does that I hate when men shave their blood. This way this way looks good No, no, no, no, I hate when it's Oh, no, it's not even when it's tight even when it's tight Now you got a shrimp men. It's I'm from me. I got a trim in my opinion You got a trim but I don't It was lucky. No, no buzz. I scissor cut up Top

Yeah, yeah, super A scissor cut up top. A scissor cut. Yeah, super cut. They're cut up top. Maybe a buzz on the nuts. Buzz on the nuts. Fine. Buzz on the nuts and on the shaft, because you don't want to grow enough the shaft. Who's the, who's the care goes all the way up to the

shaft? He's a tie-in. Really? Does your, does your ears, does it? Yeah, it's going up. A little bit like, at the very down at the bottom. Like, not like, you know, it's a a little bit like that's a very down at the bottom Not like you know, it's a girl up mid shaft. I guess like I guess yeah, which direction does your hair grow up the balls are up the top Down the stomach

Goes up the shaft which way up sideways? What do you mean like like here? I'll show underneath their up top? She's asking undershops? Yeah. Undershot of your dick? No, I don't want to see your dick in. I've seen a dick. Your loss. Maybe up a little bit under the dick.

Yeah. What did a dick and the balls connect? Yeah, I see that. Sure, there's a little hair there. I think he's just a go up the side. He's a go up the sides. He's a go up the bottom chops. Mine goes up the sides.

That makes sense. That makes sense. That's funny because what we're just talking about how your gettles don't match you. You are. Yeah, that's exactly. Ian's dick has ironic facial hair. Yeah. Ian's dick has scar mutton chops.

That's awesome, then. That's crazy. That's crazy. Up the sides. I'll show you. We don't need to see your dick, man. That's crazy. That's crazy, up the side. I'll show you. We don't need to see your dick, bro. You're gonna show your dick or you're gonna show us mutton chops. Again, put your phone away.

We're not looking at your dick. Best bias really been blowing me up lately. What'd you get from Best Buy? I didn't get any, that's the thing. I didn't want you to get some. I, uh. Okay. So, Jordan.

Let me see it. Great. Now I've looked at Ian's penis. It was hard. It was hard. You had to show, I thought we were going to just look at the hair like shave, but you showed me what you send to girls. Why are you covering the mutton jobs?

Yeah, you cover the hair with your hands. It was just your hard ass dick. I'm a certain dumbass. I don't want to see your hard dick. And you're squeezing all the blood in your dick. Everybody knows makes a big dick. We know what you're doing there, dude. And I don't need to see that.

You could have showed us a clinical picture of your dick. All right, I'll have fun. No, I don't want that. I panic because it's the only one I saw. And I thought it'd be a funny, like I thought I'd give you a blood-dicking. Oh, you were digging for it. First of all, we've all seen your penis a lot.

Oh, yeah, I said that picture to you. I was like, do you see my new tattoo? Yeah. And the thing is, I knew it was gonna be a picture of his dick. He's being kept being like, hey dude, check this out. And I was like, I'm not looking in. And he's like, no, it's my tattoo. And I was like, I know it's your penis.

And then I just opened it so he would leave me alone. Like he opened, he did it like a Instagram, and I knew exactly what he was doing. He never is just like, hey, check this cool photo out. That's not a relationship. You don't show me cool pictures. I knew it was gonna be your penis. And you would like show me your penis like twice, like two weeks ago.

Woo! And it's just like, that's the thing. It's like, you betrayed it because you have how bad, Showing me your penis like twice like two weeks ago And it's just like that's the thing is like you betrayed it because you have how bad how much you wanted in the laugh How much you wanted to do a little prank? It's a pretty cool big look I was like, wow, dude. No, look at that. It's your penis. Why not just send a photo to his phone? Like he can.

Because he wanted the reveal. He wanted the misdirect. It's like the most sophisticated joke he in will ever write. It's like, hey, it's this thing, but guess what? It's some mouse. Yeah, you know, he thought of a one thing get ready for this the other thing. It's actually one of a thing that's very opposite to that. Like that fucking like a joke like there's always that joke when you're when you're an open mic or where it's like something vulgar then it's like, thanks grandma.

Remember that shit where it's like, it's like, oh my god, every father, Francis. Yeah. You know, like it's always like, so I'm talking to this guy at the bar and he's like, yeah, my dick and balls are just dripping ass hole cheese because I fucked my wife in the ass. And it's like, I'm eight years old.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Granddad. We're at a funeral. Oh, yeah. It's like, damn, that's good. I should close on that. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

A funeral? You said? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Fuck. Anyway're a loyal man. No, I've probably never cheated. Yeah. I were dated. I regret not trying to cheat one time. One ten years ago. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating.

I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, oh, I'm not cheating. I was like, No, I've probably never cheated. Yeah. I were dated. I regret not trying to cheat one time. 10 years ago.

And I just think, I don't know, we're just like have this restaurant drunk as fuck one night. Yeah. And we were getting like, what's that fucking biscuit space in Baltimore? Oh, blue blue blue moon. Ribbon. Blue moon.

Great breakfast spot. We want more blue moon if you're ever there. And we were just like waiting in line for a long time. It's always super busy and there was just like these girls were talking to out there. Who are you? It was the crew was either. No, what is your accent? He's from Baltimore. He's Albanian.

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, everything. But yeah, we and we're like it was it was our pal. We never say. Yeah, big P. Yeah, big P. Yeah, big P. And I don't know. Maybe a couple other people.

Maybe I was there. Maybe you were, but we're just talking to these like two girls outside who are just out partying, drinking whatever. Were you dating the girl who's apartment and you shit yourself in? Yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you should have cheated on her. But yeah, basically like at one point, I went to the bathroom and one of these girls Self-man. Yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you should have cheated on her

But yeah, basically like at one point I went to the bathroom and one of these girls Was like in there and I swear to God she like lingered with the door open I was like dude should I go in here right now? I got a strong vibe. Yeah, I was like I'm just gonna wait at the door until she walks out Should have popped in the other but I should out. Should have popped in the door though. It was the right, but I should have. You should have popped in. It was your youth.

Yeah. You hadn't gotten much pussy at that point in your life, exactly. The thing is if that happens to you five years later, you probably pop in. Wait, what do you say? Some girls using the bathroom in your shirt just go in there and try to kiss her? We were like, we were like, we got a vibe. I got a vibe. I got a strong vibe.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. Man, I think I know the one For days what's that the squat you have to be into doing well as a comedian you should know I think you probably should get into that situation What the squat what do you talk about he's just still trying to drop hints like a? Oh, I said as a comedian you should know that you shouldn't Again anyway, whatever she was saying something kind of interesting you said You said the name of the bar. Yeah, there was no more hints that need to you can't All right, how it works. Yeah, is that how it works after the big punch line? This is the thing did you someone needs to teach you to take emotions out of comedy

Because to make you to make you truly get your potential what you're just you're too much of a loose cannon Dude I like being a loose cannon, dude. I like being a loose cannon. No. No? This is like a action montage where it's like, you got potential, kid. But you got your heart to win it.

You know what I mean? It's one of those. You care too much. Okay. That is true about your entire life, by the way. What? You care too much about everything. That's not true.

Make sure we had a fight for an hour today. Well, yeah, but that was about something totally different. I'm just saying you could do with a little more, like it's, now I'm not thinking of a good example because I was gonna say top gun, but like, imagine if top gun was really shitty, a really shitty pilot. Oh, we do it.

She's trying to get fucked in a bathroom, so go back to that. I'm not trying. I got you got fuck the squat and I'm dirty. Yeah, dirty. All right. So did you get anything inside of your pussy that wasn't a penis in the Seaman, okay. Oh wow cream bite in a bowling alley Yeah, I guess that is I guess that is You could he could just busted in the bathroom. It was on my back, I think. Okay.

He's a pull-out guy. A pull-out guy, nice. Great, great, bowler, great at pulling out. I never time to pull out, right? Really? Never do. Yeah. I think I'm being off like way too long.

Because I'm so nervous of getting someone pregnant where I'm like, oh yeah, I'm becoming and then I'm just like oh yeah, I'm becoming and then I'm just like Like stone face for like two and a half minutes and like she stopped being hot. She's just like It is crazy, man. You don't have the timing right it is enough. Well, here's the thing You don't you don't want to you don't want to fuck that up in my opinion. Yeah, it's better You're fucking it's better to be safe. Well, let's I don't know what that's about But you don't you just don't want it. You just don't want to let you just don't want to let one fly inside of a Inside of some it's rude to bust inside someone is my personal Especially if they're 18

if they're 18. What are you talking about? I just need to frame you for something, okay? I just don't understand what we're getting at here. You said it like, yeah, it's like a gay joke towards you. Like I'm the guy who fucks teenagers. Like we all know that about stuff. Is that what's out there? Yeah.

Yeah, starting today. Yeah, starting right now. Is that what's out there? Yeah. Yeah, starting today. Sorry, man. Yeah, I just would rather be safe than sorry when it comes to pulling out. I like jerking out.

I would get what's it called? Incoming. IUD and abortion. No. For you. What? A snip of a fact of a sect of me. Yes.

I admit that one of the things. That's what they tell you. You can. You can't. No, you can't. I don't know. My dick's fucked up to begin with. I don't want it all.

What's wrong with your dick? Snipped up. Chronically small. It's like chronically small. Chronically. It's a chronically small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some days I have an awesome dick.

What about half the time? It's a struggle. Just regular small. Thank you very much. Just a bad foreskin. It needs like, you know, it can get kind of snagged. Fix it, you have so much money. I don't want to, I have to get circumcised.

I'm like in a circumcised. You don't want to get circumcised? No. I like the old world flair of my dick. Hmm. Well why don't you just get a little dick in it? You can pull the hood and make it like a little, it's very, dick But why don't you get a little to make it like a little kid? It's a very good Just trim a little. He can't trim a little first enough the top

I want to feed First there has to be some stretched therapy But then what I got to start doing this to my dick every day. Oh, I've seen what you're talking about. It doesn't go fully over the tip without some working. Wow, you've seen one of those. Well, my friend has one, but I haven't seen it. But I've imagined it quite a bit.

Who else has one of those? Tell me off air. I thought I was the only guy back in the house. There's a comedian who has one. Hey, this fucking completely stealing my thing. I'll tell you off air. Yeah, tell us off there The telephone tell me in the not telling no no Dan Natalie

That'll be a good that'll be good for you can do a little could you do a little um? I think you're supposed to like stretch it out. I'm gonna pass out I would like I would like if I didn't have to do it all the time, if it was like a hot topic, your lobe situation. Ooh. They gotta put gauges, you could just leave in your dick. That would be nice. Yeah.

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Your ethnic penis isn't letting your penis out of its ethnicity. No, listen, I can still bust fine. That's a bit... Yeah, my dick is like a, a, a traditional Muslim wife. It has, it has the, it has the, it has the, what is she called? It doesn't drive the job, it's a job. I said, it's a job. It's a job.

It had a whole whole. It had a job. Yeah. But you know what? Sometime, but I also think it might be, there's something romantic to it, which like some pussy's feels awesome. And I'm like, maybe I just need to find, maybe my wife has just the right pussy

for this kind of fucked up dick. Oh, yeah. Sometimes it feels bad. The angle's off. It yanks it. Oh! Tough. Just a little off the top.

But some you slide right in. Thank you. Sixth surgery, any, what can you do? You can't take a little off the top you slide right Surgery any you can't take a little off the top When you find it you can be like I've been on such a journey to Don't What's that don't they just need a really tight vagina cuz it'll pull it back? No, that's like the things I'm picturing Sorry, I mean I was taking it wrong ain't get back with a nice tight pussy. I do like a tight putt.

There's nothing wrong with a nice small one. But, you know, you want someone who's got a tight one that's wet. Real wet over the top. Yeah. Clash. I'm not breaking you ground here. You'd like a tight wet pussy.

But that's pretty cool. I hope to try one of those. You'll get there, buddy. Somebody said I was too wet recently. That's pretty cool. I hope to try one of those You'll get there buddy somebody said I was too wet recently That can be kind of annoying what liar were you with? Do you have a big pussy? No? It's a good one. Be honest. Why would they say I don't think it's normal. Is it big small? No, it was fitting fine, hurt, little painful. Really? But why do you say too wet? I don't know.

Okay, that's the little dick expert on the panel. You know, eldest? No. No, I have a small penis for sure, and it's regular, but I've seen some big wet pussies, right? Yeah. And I think if it's too wet, you feel like there's no traction. I feel traction. I feel traction.

You felt the traction, you didn't feel the traction. Interesting. Well, here's the thing. Oh, I can't get into it. Okay. Awesome. Well, this person in particular doesn't like me, which makes me too wet. That's awesome.

You know what I mean? I'm saying no. Oh, okay. No, that's like hilarious. Like, can I felt it going down my leg and I was like, that's really what, that's really what. Just by being cheated poorly. Like, I'm on, I'm on Prozac and it's really hard for me to come and with this person because he despises me,

it's like four seconds I can feel. Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, he hates my whole personality. You're literally more fucked up than Ian. Yeah. How is that possible? Good job being correct. This big, this big for Ian.

This is a big up for Ian. I'm in therapy now since our podcast. Really? Look at that folks. Topsy's world. Yeah. I'll just give you a time check. I could talk about my thinking. Yeah. I was giving it a time check. I could talk about my thinking.

And you can simply complain that it's too short. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. She's got a lot to talk about. I need to cry. That's awesome. Yeah. That's awesome.

Good for you. Damn, congrats. Thank you so much. The magic of Tommies world. That's right, folks. Give us a time check. Or else we'll talk about our genitals for like two hours in a row We're at 47. All right. Let's let's take some questions here with people. That's awesome

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That goes double for you, LD. I can't wait. I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was

a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family. Whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification get an Airbnb. Right Ian and Jordan. Where the what is it a Patreon? All right, I'll just let's fucking let's let's uh let's play a fucking voicemail here

This is dumb. I gotta really don't read it. I got a relationship problem I'm dating a bi-check nice things are going really well But she came home the other night and she was real real guilty about the fact that she said she cheated on me now the thing is she cheated on me with a woman sure and she's like devastated she's guilty she's really emotional about it like they get and I just do not give a shit. Like I would care very deeply if she was fucking other men but like I almost helped this wave of like pride in myself. Oh my god. Almost fatherly pride. First in myself we're being able to pull somebody who can pull some trim but also that

like my girl got a girl friend. She's still fucking got it right. Like it was a weird power couple moves. So like how do I console this purse you know my girlfriend tell her basically please don't continue to roam around and just fuck wildly and definitely don't fuck other men, but also I'm not really heard about it. Okay. Yeah, go ahead. Lie. Be like, oh man. Just be like, was she, was she funnier than me?

No. Was she, was she beautiful? Yeah, that's, that's, that's more, that's more like it. You can't lie about this, because it's gonna be obvious that he doesn't care. Yeah, I mean, that's more like it. You can't lie about this because it's gonna be obvious that he doesn't care. Yeah, I mean, that's the issue right there. He doesn't care. Like shouldn't you care no matter who it is?

We recently, we covered this with our big J episode. That's insane. That at this point might be months ago, because we're so ahead. But, but I will admit I am as stupid as this guy where it's like, I know I should care and it is cheating, but I would be like nice. You know what I mean? Yeah, and the fucked up part is,

is that if he hooked up with the guy, here he goes on his fucking bike mountain top right now, on his bike shoe box. Yeah, yeah. Go up there, die on that bike hill. I will. Go get up there, dying that by hill. I will. Good. If you fuck, it would take so much for your straight boyfriend to fuck a man.

He has to go through so much. I know, but if a girl was like a guy and the guy was by and the guy hooked up with a guy, she would not be able to get over it. She would be pissed. She would be hurt. It would be this whole different way. are you all doing hold on time out what are you arguing first of all he is this about something are you is this something happened okay I'm alright but because because what you just said

was nice and he he lit a match folks listening and doing it a whole cheese we did you're wheeled yeah you ain't my half your cow delicious okay so but you but oh are we aren't we in agreement that the person should think a by person is cheating isn't he what he doing what he's doing more? By or I guess homophobic by being like nice So the girl who got you on by a guy who the girl who's boyfriend fucked a guy She would be correct to be hurt. That's what we're saying the correct thing is to be hurt Yeah, because you did get cheated on I don't think so I disagree with both of you

But I get it. What do you think should happen women are fakers with the whole buy thing Men have to go All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Like openly buy it's hard. You're saying it's hard to be a by man. Yes. Yes women get rewarded for being by women Okay, very rewarded, but that means they're faking it Just because everything about you is gay and you've tried to eat pussy and you can't Doesn't mean the other ones are faking it You're faking being straight Do you know if I've come near a pussy that's what is mine? I will puke. I find someone that hates himself as much as you.

That's true. Yeah. Here's the thing. You're correct. It is such a bigger stigma for men to be by than it is for women. That's not the No, no, no, no, I'm saying that it does play into this. Wait, if you just got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, okay. There's more social acceptable one man would be buying. Everybody steals from Whole Foods because it's the easiest place to steal from. It's easier to be bisexual for a woman so more women lie about it. You know what I mean? But that's not what they would think about. But this lady is clearly buying.

You know how many women I know? I'm like, yeah, I'm buying. And I'm like, you've only made all the women. She fucked a woman. We're talking about this, this, this. She's not buying. I'm so fucking dumb. This, this! She's not bi- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's fully straight. I wish that yeah. Exactly, you do. No, I just, okay, I just don't buy it. No!

It's like, it's happening to me. It's like the man. I'm a full moon Jordan starts sucked a dude's dick, right? He'd be pretty cool. I would be like, man, you're like most likely gay. But if my girlfriend... That's also bifobic on the other end. Yes, that's the thing.

Everyone's gonna make a bifocal joke. You're hurting my career. Oh god damn it. my career. Oh god damn it. Okay, so let's keep our weird personal agendas out of this. I might have to take this one. Jordan is jealous of my girls. Ian wants to take this as a point to be like, I'm not gay, I'm bi! So let's just vote. I am gay kind of. But it is, there is a stigma. It's by men. And if this was a fucking guy that fucked another guy, the girl would be pissed, and we'd all be our duties of fact.

We'd be with fucking men, blah, blah. But the girl would be, we're like, this chick's cool. We're not. Stop. No, we're legit saying that if you were this guy you'd be like cool And what did I premise that with that that would be the wrong opinion? So women if women fuck a woman we assume at the straight if men fuck a man we assume at their gay that is more prejudice For who is we man? Who is we? I say they're my and my months as much as I like yeah

You were you call me a gay man And I love to watch you squirm I Actually do think you're bisexual I'm being a fucking I'm You're seeing me. It's just fun. You're a good man. It's just fun to say. You're actually gay and you're pretending by being by. That's a fun thing to tell you. And it's a fun thing to try over and over.

And I can't wait to be there when you finally marry a man. And you're like, it just has so happened to blend. You've been listening to me in my tear. I'm just kidding. Oh, haha. But that's OK. I've dated women who are, like, let's see, I think there's also like shades of this, right? Where it's like, there's women who like just want to hook up

with girls, but won't marry. Oh, we'll end up with a man. And there's the opposite where it's like guys who will hook up with girls and guys and end up with a guy. Like, it happens, right? Anyway, to answer this fucking more. and there's the same the opposite words like guys who will hook up with girls and guys and end up with a guy like it happens right anyway the answer is fucking more on questions

you know unnatural i think that's misogyny i think that's misogyny where you look at women you go oh you're not this enough that all they're just doing a for attention whatever it's like no there's shades of it some women and you're just trying to get attention no you are miss on you hate women

You're so fucking stupid. You're literally making you in the lot dumbest good person on a podcast somehow This is the first time I get the dynamic I feel like I always thought you're both funny and shut up But this is like oh this is when they transcend When it's like I've never seen you playing the retarded mud like this Jordan Where you're making it look like an intellectual? If you're a gay man, you're just a woman If you're a lesbian man you're just a woman And if you're a lesbian you're a man It's his deviation from your natural world order

Third Patreon Oh Okay, so can we please for the love of Christ answer this guy's questions? Okay, this guy okay, so here's you have a couple options here pal Oh fuck a kid. Anyway, wouldn't it be cool to grab a child's head and shove it in your pussy? You're a great old woman. You're a great old woman. You're a great old woman. A biological boy's head into a biological woman's pussy. For eternal self-diction.

I can just say, I have a thai. Yes. What is so stupid, I've never seen it. Tell this woman to call me. I'll give her a punishment. OK, so returning finally to this man's question, I think what you can do here. All right, so definitely say you don't want this to be a like recurring.

Don't be recurring. You feel bad about it. You can even admit like I have to be honest. Like this would, it would affect me more if you cheated on me with them. You know, if you're cheating on me with a man, don't say she didn't cheat on you. Say she cheated because she feels that way. You don't want to completely invalidate. It is a weird position because technically she did the bad thing, but if you play this wrong, you could like, Uno reverse it on you.

It's like, now he's cheating on you, but now you're insensitive. It could be weird. If you're like, nice, can I fuck her? You know what I mean? Like, you could really blow this up. You can't really smell that. You can't really smell your fingers.

Having said that, there is a home run swing you could take. Yeah. Yeah. Where he describes this weird, fatherly pride that I'm with someone who's able to pull. Well, now we're talking. He could say, yeah, he could say, like,

I recognize this thing in myself I Like being in this specific dynamic of a relationship where I actually get a sexual thrill out of you seducing another woman like I if that's how you feel she will break a glass she will My but here's the thing if he he, if he couches it in like, like, sex, like, you want to fuck other women and she will break a cup. First of all, she cheated on him. She's not, she's not a cup breaking capacity.

You go to her and you say I find it erotic that the idea of you sleeping with other women, I would like to watch that in some capacity. I'm not even saying that. I'm saying there's, by the way, I said it's a home run swing. It's a home run swing. It's a home run swing. You're probably going to strike for the past.

Yeah, yeah. You're swinging for the fences. You're not getting, it's not, it's not like, it's not the smart move. It's not the on, that's not how you get on base, you know what I mean? Like, is that a fish? I'm saying the foul ball is going to be a window. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He swings and he fucking hits his own head with the fucking bat. But if this, and now I'm not saying this is her thing, I'm not saying that she's necessarily, this is also a little bifobic where it's like, anyone who's bi is also a fucking freak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other thing where it's like, oh, she'll be into that weird polyshed, you know?

Freak of nature. But there is a home run swing you could take here and describe this specific weird feeling. And maybe you're like, and I don't even necessarily wanna like do it, but it's like maybe it could be a little role, like it could be a kink, right? Of like pretend she fucked another one. You know what I mean?

Or like tell him stories. Like there's women who want you to tell stories about times you fucked other girls. That's kind of weird to me, but if that's your thing, that's your thing, he could swing for the fenders here, and it could be his entry point into potentially fucking other girls' roles. Right, but he's also saying,

how do I tell our don't continue to roam around and definitely don't fuck other men, but I'm also not really heard of it. Can I tell you what I would say? Can I tell you the honest truth? This is what I would say. I would say, listen, it really hurts me that you cheated on me, but the truth is,

when I pictured it, my brain pictured it, and I imagined you and this woman having sex, and I popped a little bit of a chub, and I felt guilty for feeling that way, so that's why I don't seem as remorseful, but it does really hurt me that you cheated on me, and she goes, and then she goes, you popped a chub, huh? Then you're in. I like that too. But if she goes, oh, I get it, I see. But you are upset than what she wants is the jealousy and play that off.

I love that. Okay. That's a more measured approach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm highly manipulative. Yeah. Again, it's not manipulative though, because that is how he feels, isn't it? That's exactly how he feels.

And he doesn't have something like that at all. Oh, I see. You're right, you're right. But you say I was upset? You almost have to say you're upset for her. Yes, you have to. It's fucked up. Did he would care deeply if it was another guy, but a woman he doesn't. It's it's fatherly in that like if your kid was getting bullied or something and then he comes home And it's like I got in trouble because I punched the kid that was bullying me. You'd be like happy, but you can't go straight into like,

good job. Good job, son. Good job, fucking that kid. You need to teach some manners and you have basic, you have to go on basic, also etiquette. So you can't come out swinging like, you know, maybe you have a little tough conversation like that where you play up a little stern disappointment or something

just to get that out of the way. And then, you know, maybe a day or two later, but I thought about it. I was really upset you cheated on me, but then you do the little home-run thing you're talking about. I like what Jordan said though, because it is, that is basically it.

You're right, you can't be like, nice job fucking up that kid. So you can't be like, that's awesome, you ate a little pussy. But that being like, hey, this kind of made me feel, at least they made me feel weird. It made me feel like, you know, these weird emotions. It was like, yeah, feeling,

because feeling aroused by it and kind of having a little shame, I think that's- Yeah, involuntarily. Like, I was thinking about how much it sucked. You cheated on me and then I pictured it because that's what you do. Yeah, yeah. And then I was like, oh, what's that feeling? Yeah, and then that made me feel guilty so I was like I can't be mad at her if I'm popping a little bit of a job And then you see how she responds to the

If she responds to the gym I like that also you Might not consider this but if you haven't seen a picture of the woman the woman might look a lot like I did I know she she might look like you. Just be a full cheating thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great point. Bigger than your dick, stuffed in your girlfriend. So maybe pause.

Stop imagining the porn that you're watching. True. And make sure a dude more brawlic than you with a vagina and a big dildo that has rotating shit on it, you know. Or just like, yeah, thick workmen like fingers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're having a shit out of your girlfriend's pussy.

In a way, you'll never be able to match because you don't have one. You don't have a vagina. You should be working with those tools forever. That's true. Great. I think we really did a very good job of answering this question. What did he say too? I thought it was all by far back.

It's for you. Hit us with another one, Big LD. Hey, Stavvy, this is a muffle Joe from the 3630. I appreciate your work. I appreciate it. I think you're a funny guy. You wear your heart on your sleeve. You're not afraid to be yourself.

Please, man. I love to see it. Quick bit of this for some advice here. So I'm 24 years old. About a college for two years. I went to art school. Got a film degree that I intended to use. I'm building up a website now to put all my short films on, but when I got out of college,

it was during COVID and there weren't lots of like film sets out. So I start working construction with my dad. So this is the advice part. I've come from a family of alcoholics. My dad's brother, so my uncle is a recovering one and things like that. So I always tried to watch how much I drank, but my dad has like one to two beers every night. And I've slowly started to see I'm usually having one almost every night, like five out of the seven days of a week. I have like one to two beers. And I can always like switch it off like I don't know switch. And my friends, because I'm like, hey, do you guys think I should worry?

And they're all like, no, like you're fine. But I just want a outsider looking in view, a objective take on my possible problem. I just, you know, I always want to be the best person that I could be and I do not want to become an alcoholic. So like I said, I appreciate the show. I appreciate you. Thank you, Eldith, and have a great, great day guys. Thanks. Yeah, listen, buddy, you're fine. Until you're starting to hide a fucking pineapple in your work, you're okay. Shut the fuck up. You're having two beers a night. You fucking fag. Yeah, I know it's a Patreon already, so I'm having a lose, right? You have a daddy, have a job, you have a drink,

and you got it all, buddy! And you're 24 weeks on the fucking wheels fall over your thirties! You fucking loser, keep drinking! You should eat your soul right away, you're 15. You're treating this guy, like your view of alcoholics is like, if that's, you're treating him, like people treat you for being by. And it's like, you're not a full blown. Where the hell is that?

Until you're fucking drunk. And you can drive and drunk. And you can drive and drunk. I was almost picturing in being like, hey, listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you just stop, just don't, alcohol sucks. Here's two drinks, why? What the fuck is the point?

It's getting you nowhere. It's so hot. Some people, listen, some people like it. It's stupid. It's stupid. Why would you have drinks if you're not gonna get completely fucked? You agree?

This is where I have like, insane. This is where we have to fucking come in and realize none of us are regular people, right? Like all of us are addicts. They like go crazy. All our friends like, you know what I mean? Like a lot of people, like the way people go to church and they have a couple drinks, we're not like most people. You know what I mean? A lot of people, the way people go to church and they have a couple drinks, we're not most people.

You know what I'm saying? People fucking have responsibilities, they have kids. So most people, I think it's pretty normal to have a drink, you know, have a drink when you're relaxing the way you might smoke a half a joint. You know what I mean? Some people do that. Is he calling his dad an alcoholic

because of the two beers in a no His uncle is an alcoholic. Oh Okay, yeah, stop you guys don't know how That's not it's like watching Look And your dad your dad is proving that you cannot be an alcoholic That's not how shit works at all. You're dead.

Just do it as your daddy does. Wow, Ian had the dumb belt. This is like watching you trade the retard championship belt. Because Ian had that little jeans thing and I was like, oh, he stole it back from Ian, or from Jordan. And now Jordan's like, wow, I mean, if your uncle has it,

but your dad doesn't, you can't get it. You can't inherit that. That's not, you're uncle and you, but your dad doesn't, you can't get it, you can't inherit that. It's like that's not, they do. You're uncle and you're, anyway, I'm not. Your dad is showing you. I'm gonna do it. Showing you. You're stupid.

You absolutely can have the disease that your uncle have. Your uncle can have it, your dad can, you can. Yeah. Anyway, but more importantly, this, this, the advice portion is gonna be tough with these two dances. But more giving good advice. Yeah, you're giving great advice.

You yelled at him for not being drunk enough. Yeah, he's got a world by the balls. You're doing great. If you're on your own, you're following. If your uncle's bald, what? Yes, you can get, if your uncle has fucking a sprint type of cancer, you can get, if your uncle has fucking a

sprint type of cancer, you might get it. Like him and your uncle and your dad have the same genes. They're the same, their parents were the same. They share the same genes. Now, if their identical to us have the exact same, but, but simply share a lot of genes together. If my dad's an alcoholic, more likely I'll be one, right? Then if my uncle, I don't know that that's,

I mean, I guess, I guess I guess I guess I guess Around but also you've never seen somebody who looks like their fucking uncle or has like their uncles Yeah, oh of course I We looked it up I think if we looked it up I think we looked it up the alcohol Whatever that is Something runs in a family, but I think it runs paternaly or maternaly not let her nearly oh Lateral

Okay, that's all anyway We're just gonna cut all that out of the podcast. What do you or me get, God, it was 4.30 on a Friday. Let me tell you that, the fucking bitch makes accent. What is the voice for? I didn't do it in my account. And not to get up. No more genetics with Jordan. That's over.

The point is, buddy, if you like having a beer or two, I mean, look, I get the, I get the worry. And yes, the most, the most like useful advice for your life is probably like, realistically, alcohol doesn't do anything good other than kind of relax you a little bit. And you're probably just better off not having any. But if, if this is just something you're worried about, you're not guaranteed to have that gene, right? Also, the other thing is addiction, you might have an addiction gene for something else.

Like, I talk about my mom a lot because my maternal grandfather was an alcoholic. And so, she was always worried about us drinking. She wouldn't drink that much because she was scared that would happen. But she never considered food. Yeah. And like my mom has a food addiction.

I clearly have a food addiction like my brother had like other brother had other substance abuse a little bit like here and there. None of us were none of us booze was maybe maybe one brother booze was a little bit of a problem. But like for my mom and me, it's like, we definitely got the addiction gene, but it was food, right? So it's like addiction can pop up in a lot of different ways and a lot of different stuff. So it's good that you have, this is on your radar,

but if you're in a place where you have one to two beers a night and you're just kind of chilling out and it's not fucking your life up and you don't feel the need to drink more, you're probably fine. It's good that you're monitoring it and it's good that your life up and you don't feel the need to drink more, you're probably fine. It's good that you're monitoring it and it's good that your uncle's in recovery and you know that this, you know how to get out of it.

So I would just continue to monitor it a little bit and just do what you want. And if you're gonna be super duper safe, don't drink it. And I just say, like, why though? Like, if you're recognizing you're feeling this way, what is even the point of having one or two in a row? Because it's really hard to date as a 24-year-old

without a couple drinks. It is. That is true. I know, but why are you just gonna drink one or two and then stop? Like, don't tell him to get a blast stop. No, no, but like, just don't, there is. It's not like dessert.

There is a utility to that. There's not, it's kind of like, I really am a, I only, I don't drink much anymore. It's not a. There is a utility to that. It's kind of like, I really am a, I only, I don't drink much anymore. It's not a problem for me. So when I do drink, I really do have one or two and I get kind of buzzed and it feels okay. It feels kind of nice. When you're out with friends,

you just have a couple glasses of wine. That's not, you just feel good and you're not hung over. It's kind of nice. That's the answer. You can't, your attic brain can't fathom. I can't. Having two drinks, but again, that's not real. You're like, hey, one or two a night.

My addict brain is on the line. You're like, hey, I could just do one. My turn. You just one or two a night? Hey, yeah, that's what I call alcohol abuse. That's what we had to shush Jordan for. What is that even fucking news? I always think so.

You have to one or two. Every time you shush, it's a curse on joke. That's your problem. Every time time you show, it's a curse on joke. That's your problem. Every time you shush, it's a curse on your joke. That's your problem. You don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that.

You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that.

You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You always don't realize that. You fun. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. To go, shush, shush, and then bomb. That's funny. You really thought that was funny, and don't lie to us. You thought that was, I don't see how personally that you could, but you did. I'm sure it's a return, right?

Back to that. Anyway, so yeah, that's what I'd say. And also, just if I could give you a little professional, like creative advice when you're talking about building up your thing and like all the films that's for COVID, but you can start creating right the fuck now. I wouldn't wait for anything like that. If you wanna be creative, you grew up, you're in a generation where a phone,

like cameras are cheaper than they've ever been. You can make stuff just on a phone. You can, you know, Steven Soderberger, great, one of the best working directors. He films movies on iPhones. I'm sorry. Sorry. Okay, I'm sorry.

Let's talk about Jordan's fucked up pussy and you eating hairy asshole, but only on girls. Yeah. Yeah. I got a fucking show to run here. I got people. I got people who live, it's just lives I'm trying to run you I got people I got people who live live I'm trying to help you fucking animal Anyway, what we say about how you're definitely not gay

Could not get attention for 45 seconds a real straight male straight. I'm not fully straight. I know what that is. Clearly it's something like that. I didn't even remember him saying he created stuff. Yeah, because you weren't listening. No. Yeah, you're considering texting your ex. I was just kidding.

Yeah. I am in a story, a he's in a story. All right, L.D. Hittis with another one. Wow. I have got money in his chain and I'm a 24 year old female. I wanted your opinion on something I've been dealing with since puberty. Here we go. I have a lot of fat near my vagina

Some of them had cold a fupa or a gun The gun for this is a fatty mum's penis Essentially my lips are normal the ball, but it's normal. Everything surrounding it is just really fat Oh, my biggest insecurity quite literally my biggest security. I have a really difficult time finding clothes that look good and are comfortable. I also have a really hard time finding a partner that buys me a truck. I have had several serious relationships, but they all ended with them not being attracted to me anymore because this area was my body. I also spend on plenty of dates and have been asked if I am or mistaken that I am a trans

female. Whoa. I have gone to a certain to see if this is treatable and it is, it will cost upwards of $10,000 which is something I can't afford. So, what should I do? I thought about starting an only fan to fund the surgery but I'm not sure where to promote it because they don't want people that I know to know how I pay it for the surgery. Staz, if you can just give me an honest opinion here, that would be amazing.

Also, I joined the Patreon and I'm so glad I did this episode. Oh, good. You can see this episode. Thank you so much for getting me here on my travel or work shift. I hope you have a good one. Bye. Oh, great. Well, I hope you with a big one. Bye. I'm great.

Well, I hope you're enjoying this episode and that if fans of Ian and Jordan in your life who don't have the Patreon, maybe give them your password just for this one. Okay, this is interesting. So, I'm guessing she's not, I'm guessing our friend here is like plump overall. I wonder what it looks like. Yeah, it's interesting. So we're basically just talking about, I thought Elvis showed us.

Yeah, I'm just like, you want to see what a fupa looks like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely has one. I love those. She's like, every guy leaves me because of it. Now I'm thinking about you starting an only fan. Yeah, I doubt anyone was there. I have a lot of fat near my vagina.

So you're not fat and your pussy just looks weird. She is fat. She is fat. There's no way she's skinny. She was a fat. I lost a bunch of weight and had a layer of skin cut off, eight G's. Eight G's. That's not bad.

That's not bad. A layer of skin wear. Oh my stomach. Right there. It was stretched out. It was stretched out It was stretched out. It wasn't that noticeable, but it just was so for you Oh, yeah for me and I got it cut off huge okay Scar from there there and it just was this like little fold

Felt why don't you get it too over it like it's barbed wire I don't mind I don't you get a tattooed over it like it's barbed wire? I don't mind looking. I don't mind this car. Um, and- Hey, the scars look cool. It's a cost-house story. But it was the best thing I ever did. Okay, that's good perspective for a friend you ever did. It was the best thing I ever did.

Because even, no, I mean, I wasn't having nearly- Nobody was like kicking me out of their bed for it. But- Maybe that did you a little with a clash of men we're dealing with? Yeah. Um, also, I's a little with the class of men we're dealing with. Yeah. Also, I'm a chitchat in the bedroom. I can cover every part of my body while being naked.

I'll use a cat. I'll grab any fucking prop. But get it. If you're not, if you are overweight, lose weight because it is weird, but every time I lose weight, it is my vagina loses weight and my feet. It's very weird. Interesting.

So if you are fat, lose a lot of weight and then start putting a little bit of money away every day and by the time you get skinny, cut that shit off. Cut that shit off. Well, I do think there is something to be said. If this is your greatest insecurity, and I $10,000 is a lot of money, but if it is, and that's what you know, we'll make you happy. Now, first you have to think,

is that necessarily true? Like, let's think about these, you said the long-term relationships, and they're not attracted to you after a while. Is that, is it that? is it that specific body part? I was gonna say that, is it the body part or is it because of your insecurity about the body part? You know, was this body part that you think is so glaring about yourself really at the

forefront of everyone else's thoughts or is it something that you make become an issue? Yeah. And that's not necessarily a knock on you. It's just I know that if like a lot of times we're thinking about one thing on our face, of course, no one even realizes until we say it. And you're walking it, the guy walks in the room and you're like, do you see my, is it the pussy fat?

Is it my fat pussy? Yeah. So you're gonna get the surgery. You're gonna get the surgery. But then God forbid it doesn't fix that problem you have which you're so. No, not that it's just you know, that then it's another surgery. But then God forbid it doesn't fix that problem you have That then then it's another surgery then it's this so like you know you may have to do a lot of work on that I agree with You may have to work on some things first

That was so I mean true that was so awesome. I mean, Drew, that was so gay. That was greater than sucking cops. I do not like my body. I'm not able to be naked. I am not walking around. Wow, really? No. Certainly. So you still, so with the person.

You also don't like yourself. If you like yourself more, you would like your body more. I feel for you. What I'm saying is now that I hate everything else still, but that specific part I hate a little less. So, you're still gonna be an insecure person, you're still gonna feel shitty, but I will say that anything extra on your body

that feels like it's not you, I think, should be cut off. Cut it off. Just stop. And then go into the emergency room. I do, oh that's interesting. Make the state pay for it. Yeah. I do think there is there isn't any there's nothing wrong with like if there is a surgery that will help something like and the fact that the most thing about that. Yeah. So it sounds like even if she's a little overhate. I mean, we don't know what she

looks like, but it sounds like either way her pussy is fatter than the rest of her body. Yeah, that's the thing. It's proportionally she's off there, and she holds more weight there than she does the rest of her body. And she said she doesn't have a problem finding, you know, she's found... Maybe it's a fatty tumor.

Just go to Mexico. Get that shit, it's just fat. That's how Kanye's mom died. Really? Yeah, she went, she got Mexican plastic surgery. I don't think that you should have a surgery and think that that will be the thing that fixes you because oftentimes it's not.

It's way deeper than something cosmetically fixable and I think being okay with yourself and accepting yourself is awesome. Would do you a lot more good than thinking that once I get this, then I will be happy. I can't be happy. You're never gonna make you happy. I kind of agree, Ian, but like, I mean, if like,

people are like making their way to the door because her pussy is so fat, and like, this feels like, you know, in the medical realm. But is that what it is Not as that what it is. Is that what it is? So, because she says she has serious, long relationships and then they,

but they said because, but she's, now she says it's specifically, they end up not being attractive and were because of this area of my body. Now, this is her take on it. Right. But if someone, if multiple serious relationships have been like, hey, because of this, I don't want to fuck you anymore.

I'm casual dates. I'm like a liar. But are people really going, Hey, I love everything about you, but that fat, gross fucking pussy is not doing it for me. Do you have a real attack? Let me say something. Two in point. If you, when I'm with a guy now, I used to be really big.

When I'm with a guy now, there's always a feeling of like, you never would have loved me when I'm with a guy now what be I used to be really big when I'm with a guy now There's always a feeling of like you never would have loved me when I was that person and that's who I really am Right, so it's like if you find somebody who loves your big fat pussy Then you'll be really happy, but if you get your pussy cut off and then find somebody who loves you You still I am not happy you know what I mean first of all you there's and then find somebody who loves you, you still, I am not happy, you know what I mean? First of all, there's 1,000 reasons you're not happy. There's like, we haven't, you're not fat.

You're not fat. You used to be, isn't even close, isn't top 10. You're just gonna sit this fuck your life up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, so this girl might have a regular, straight parents who didn't cheat on each other. It is better.

You know, like, yeah, yeah, I'm following you a lot here. I'm just saying, you had was a hilariously sort of gay mom, like a very gay but also straight mom, like just a weird probably would have been non-binary. It's not the be all end all. It's not the be all end all but. And that's something we need to start telling trans kids Yeah, exactly right. You snuck that one in you know what now it's not a patreon Not only that but now your first was getting released

Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. Oh, God. You're good. Oh, God. You're good. Okay, so, yeah, I'm about to now look. So let's land on,

Serge, not the end, I'll be all really think about this. Think about it if you want, but in a situation where it is like a weird glaring flaw that's surgery can fix and it's one thing that it's worth pursuing. Now we're up against how do we get 10 Gs? Because try keto. Keto eats fat. Whatever it is. Let's stop talking about her losing. We're talking about.

But if fat, she is fat. Interpussy. Also, also, man, you're saying. You know what I'm the fat. 24, like you're still very young. I would wait a couple of years while you settle under yourself before surgery. I have a buddy of mine who got his mom let him get a nose job when he was like 16, 17 because he hated his nose, whatever, right?

So he got the nose job, whatever, hates his face now because he can't see his father and him and like it just took him years to like accept himself but the mom loved him so much. She was like get the surgery, it's totally fine, whatever. Like allow yourself to grow on yourself. The uncomfortability is gonna make you a better person in the long run.

Okay. And I'm sorry you haven't found anyone, but you know, maybe everything we're saying is about trans people. Yeah, it really is so funny. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Dude, my mom is a man.

No, I'm not a man. I'm not a man. He has no friend with a fucking nose job. Or... Really? Who? Who? No, afterwards.

The way after here about the other guy's penis, don't forget. But it's interesting. You agree with me until the trancing got brought up and then you said I was wrong but I didn't agree. Visual, who would you agree with you? What? I was agreeing you until that moment. I was saying you had to say. I agree with you as a big caveat. Yeah, yeah. We both agree with you. I'm joking about the trancing but I am saying, grow into yourself.

I'm not joking about the tr, but I am saying growing to yourself. I'm not joking about the transit. Back to Patreon. Um, starve your vagina. You have to lose weight in your pussy. Okay. It's possible. No, it's not. Okay, maybe it's a balloon down there, and he's just got a popping. He's doing his own voice.

No, it's a balloon. It's a weird thing. Hard iron. voice. You got your vagina has fat in it. You can get rid of the fat and then you'll have skin and then it will be cheaper to remove it. Okay. 10 $1 is shut up. If you ever tried putting your vagina on a treadmill, they fat interpussy is. What do you think that is?

God's demons? It's fat. Okay. I'm not saying it's not fat, but so I was gonna say before you fucking, you guys were just yelling dumb shit over each other for 45 minutes, when I was gonna say is she needs $10,000, right? She doesn't have it.

She's 10,000 stairs to walk us. She doesn't have it, right? Let's see some pictures of some things. Yeah, that's the idea. It's called the Pinniculous, apparently. Elders can get. It's called the Peacup. Superulous apparently. It's called the piece super producer Elders paniculous anyway childbirth aging rapid weight loss and genetics can all contribute to fantasy area

Can we see a photo can I answer the fucking question? You're fucking morons images you Albanian pieces. You don't get listen shut the fuck up You don't get to see a image of a fupa until I'm done talking. Okay. There. Okay. And if you interrupt, that's another minute you have to wait to see a fupa. Okay. Okay.

All right. So I didn't say, I didn't say I'm on a clock motherfucker until I finish. That's fair. Okay. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is 10 G's a while, right? I suggest, here's what you do. You start saving a little money.

I wouldn't go the only fans route. I would just pick up a couple extra shifts, like here and there, I don't know what to tell you. And just save a little money, start putting it away, but in the meantime, in the, you always have to do some kind of bit, man. In the meantime, thank you, thank you Jordan. In the meantime, pretend my legs are

hands up. I mean, we're starting another, that's another minute you have to wait to see a few minutes. Two minutes. And by the way, actouts are five minutes. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm going back. So my advice is while you're saving up for it, take some of Jordan's advice here. And it's like, have you tried everything you can that's non-surgical, not from a psychological perspective like Ian's saying, but from a physical perspective like, hey, let's see what Jordan's

saying. Like, can you do targeted exercise? You know what I mean? Like, can you lose weight, diet, exercise in a specific way that strengthens the muscles? Like, that's free compared to 10 grand, right? And you might just find yourself feeling better overall doing it. So I would say unless, unless this isn't like an overall weight loss thing and you're not overweight and just happen to have like purely like fat stored in that area.

You know, I would say try losing some weight while you save the 10 Gs. And then if you don't like what losing weight does for you and you want the 10 Gs and get the surgery. But only fans, it seems like, I don't know, it's a little extreme. It's a lot of work. We've been this over this again. People think you just put a picture of your push on the internet and you make so much of money, but yeah, it's a lot of work.

So, I don't know that's the answer, but- Stop paying for the Patreon, take that $5, put it towards surgery. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. For you, ask for your favorite podcasters for a loan. Yeah. And to answer you, no.

I'm sorry, I can't give you a little Fine, a rich guy and help pay for it to be cut off. That is true. You could I didn't want to just go to this but Or your soul seems nice to have a sugar daddy honestly. I would have loved to have a sugar daddy for where I work Where I a girl, you know me too. You could have gotten one in Never happened Jordan got one but it wasn't with there's no money involved Me too. He could have gotten one in. It just never happened. Jordan got one, but it wasn't, well there's no money involved. She didn't have one, she just had years of emotional problems.

She didn't have any youth. I paid him in my youth. And I didn't even get good SAT scores. She always said picture. All right, go, let him say a picture of Fupa Elders. Give the kids their animal crackers for being quiet. There's not gonna be any.

Ooh! Ooh! Some of these aren't Fupas though, so it is. Yeah, some of these are just stomach fat. That's because it doesn't exist unless you're fat. That's not necessarily true. What? You can have more fat in your pussy.

Yeah, you can have a big pubic man. Take out medical terms for a football. Just put Fupa. Yeah, hit it. Fupa pictures. Gross. Put up. Look at that.

How I got rid of my Fupa. There's one of those girls. Okay, go up. No, go up. That one. That TikTok. Fupa highway. She's that's a Fupa right there.

Oh, there you go. She's skinny click that girl that was skinny She I know but the rest of her body skinny. Oh We're not gonna be what oh yeah, wow look at so it might be a thing You doubting Thomas's But that does look like somebody who lost a lot of weight Anyway, whatever I hope that was helpful. I'm sorry. It's this is a tough one to get good advice on with these two Right, it's mostly Jordan. Yeah

How does she make ten G's you don't need ten G's you run that shit off, you can get it down to a lower prep. Can we stop her, Mike? Yes, here it is. Interval training. Next, we've got her stunning. Stop doing nice call if you're getting it. And you're not doing it. That's another thing.

Cut out dairy. Okay, let's do another fucking question here. Yeah. Eldons. Are you putting your farts at me? No, I'm just sitting comfortably. No. Yeah. You're getting ready. You're getting ready.

No, that's not your cock. Right there. That's not big. Yep. That's not as good. That's not the only thing. It's the high grab your life. It's the laughing thing. Let's lower the stakes a little.

In case his guy gets mad, let's do it. How you doing stuff? How you doing staff? So I'm going on day six here and I can't locate my wallet. I just remember coming back from the bar one night and Just not really remembering having it at all. So I was wondering what I should do. I really I told a farm I live in really nice. I can't find it like what I should do. I really have to perform. I can't find it. Like, I just give up. Should I look to get new cards and identifications? What would you do if you're in me?

Are you really asking me how to look for a wall? Are you stupid? What the fuck? Okay. Um, if I'm literally going to answer this question, was it at the bar? The way you dressed your pants? Yes, call the Uber! Even though this is helping you look smart today in. Oh this, what the fuck man? I am the smartest man alive! For the past hours. So, that's crazy. Yeah, dude, call the bar, call the Uber you were in, the ask your friends. The amount of time it took you to do this, you could have found your wallet if you didn't

just walk away. And probably if he was drunk as shit, it's probably gone. Yeah, replace all your shit, bro. Is that what you wanna hear? Or, looking at your car. I'm getting worn down, man. Is that what you want to hear or looking? These two have really take I feel like I feel like a single mom whose kids got the best of her today I feel like I'm just like you know what yeah, we can have McDonald's

I'm but yeah, we can get McDonald's and I just pour night well into your sodas Pass out Do one more let's get the fuck out of here. This has been a really good picture Is it really gonna be no no Cuz I was about to say so. Hey, Mike. Hey, Tommy. Colin and Fram Gold, some more. There we go.

I have a question that I think is the perfect answer. We'll take him for a video. I'm getting a phone charger out of my boyfriend's work badge or whatever. And I found a condom in there. Oh, there. We've been together for like two years. I think for a central so we don't really condom. And I asked him about it and just because he wasn't expired or whatever anything, I asked him about it and he says he juxtaposed with a condom on oh my god are you fucking cute if you were my shoes would you think he's cute or just a weirdo or a skin color Jordan shut the fuck up Oh

Babe come on I blow balloon animals with it. It's better. You know I volunteer give sex At the office with it. Yeah, it's tough at the office with it. It's easier to clean up. I mean, jacks off with a condom on his face. There's so many things to say. Even if he wasn't cheating, I mean he is. But like you should, if you could forgive him for the cheating, you should not forgive him for insulting your intelligence. Yeah, that's right. May I say, I have jacked off in the condom's on a long drive

to keep me awake. Maybe he's just driving a lot of Why did you put the condom on wait you're not gonna bust on yourself while you're driving your to earth a camera? What are you gonna drive? After a golf all driving you have to take the whole pants halfway down to to bear say I've checked off in the condom in middle school middle school Yes Development card Yeah, this is you say you jerk off and you're like oh condom all right, but this is what how in lowly? What are we talking about? He's fucking lying

He's He said anything He's cheating on your ass Anything you know that is my fucking jacket off into a pond no no no no no And it's a patreon again Work on yourself and things will be alright kids The only thing anyone's somebody before you know you don't think anyone's to betray? I'm just saying. I never said that. Huh?

Nothing. Anyway, I'm really sorry that you deserve a real answer to this, or my friend, and I'm sorry these two buffoons are here. What? But you gave your real answer, he's cheating. I said, benefit the doubt he's doing late night drive. There's no benefit of the doubt, and you didn't need to do the audio version of Blackface for this question

Fuck you, me, motherfucker! Alright, I'm sorry There's that was a black man that came in here Yeah he came in He's hooking up with me and after this Oh, and during Oh my God. Sure.

I'm, yeah. You're righty and good job. Okay, sorry. This feels like it was like Halloween at a hospital. And like a doctor dressed as Spider-Man tells you you have cancer. Because it's like we're telling this woman her boyfriend's getting cheated on. Everyone's like well, well, well, well, well, well, I'm like all loopy and shit. So anyway, sorry, he's absolutely cheating.

No one jacks over the condom. It's insane, he would say that. I mean, I guess he had to say something and I've definitely, when you're confronted with, I've said some really stupid things in the past, but he's definitely cheating. No one jacks off of the condom. Have you ever seen him jack over the guy?

Have you ever found condom in your house? Can I say? Have you found condom rappers? Have you ever had any? Can I say? Maybe if I finish my fucking sentence with your cock sucker. But it's over now.

I am you. What if? finish my fucking sentence, your cock sucker. Sorry, but it's over now. I am you. What if? Go ahead, no, go ahead. Let's see you with this awesome point. Well, what if something else is going on, he's embarrassed. What if he likes to shove a dildo up his ass, and he puts the condom on the dildo, so he doesn't have to put the dildo through the dishwasher, and that's what's going on.

So instead, he just says he jerks off on in the condom because some people have done that when they lived to their mom in Delaware Are you gonna fart on me stop that's a really good point You've never put you've you've never heard of someone putting a condom on a dildo or something It's in his work back. I just work bag. He fucks somebody. I just, he fucks somebody. I wonder if we talking about, we get it. You're not gay.

You're sort of gay and then you've done that before. He's preparing to do golf. No, if there's a condom there, maybe he jerks off into it, but he's not being like, I'm time to go to work. Oh. Did you all say,

you know what, he might be right. Did you find that Dildo in his work bag too? I'm so, I to work. Oh, did you all I'm sorry? You know it you might be right. Did you find a dildo in this work bag to Back in day of it What I'm saying is I'm just playing devil's advocate open this most Listen, I'm really sorry. You're getting you're getting cheated on and this is the episode we played this question I'm really sorry you're getting cheated on and this is the episode we played this question All right, well that doesn't for this fucking show Thank you to our loyal page your unsubscribers who are the only people listening

Maybe we'll actually release this on the Albanian supremacy tier that only has about like 40 subscribers. On the $10 tier. See you next week, bro. Thank you, I guess, to Jordan. To Jordan and Ian for being here. Thanks for listening, guys. 904800 stuff. Don't listen to their podcast. Don't follow them. But if you don't want to their podcast don't follow them but if you

don't want to listen to it what it is is being in yeah just the way it was on this show on our show we're always on fire yes so oh that's a really good pitch if you want more of this yeah guys loyal listeners of Stavis World who like this show if this episode if this was the one you're really liked good news you can find a lot of of this energy at Benin with Jordan. Awesome name. Rolls off the tongue. Make sure you have that kind of slosh beauty and pop. See you guys. We'll talk to you soon. Bye. Bye. I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come.

Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me and And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile.

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