Stavvy's World - #40 - Jeremy Levick and Rajat Suresh

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

Jeremy Levick and Rajat Suresh join the pod to discuss doing an hour-plus long bit with Justin Theroux, offer rare glimpses into their lives and backgrounds, flaunt their liberal elite NYU educations, check out what Karen Duffy is up to, and much more. Jeremy, Rajat, and Stav help callers including a man wondering if he should reveal his attraction to his therapist, and a guy who doesn't want to freak out a girl he's dating with his obsession over guns. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code STAVVY to score $200 IN BONUS BETS INSTANTLY when you bet just $5. For more info, visit https://www.draftkings.com/ Save 40% all bidets and bundles by visiting https://hellotushy.com/stavvy and using promo code STAVVY. Sale ends September 11th. Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!  Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at patreon.com/stavvysworld

I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels but then it was obvious get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods

and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family.

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to be Jeremy Suresh. You gotta be a piece of ass. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think people will find it could work. No, no, no, you gotta no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to have like Jewish parents. That's the most... Like, it's a shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fully what that is is like to like, to like, hippie Jews that are like trying to wait too hard

to be like, no, we're good. We're like, like imagine how much they like, like imagine the signage on the people's homes who named their son, Rijat Levich. It's like, you know they got a weep in this house, we believe in science. Yeah, science. That's no debate. Yeah.

They've got, they probably have immigrants welcome. immigrants welcome for sure. I'm trying to decide if they're like, Kamala Harris supporter, like they still have Kamala for president stuff. They learn from me. Like they're like top still have Kamala for president stuff. They learn Like they're like top donors

Ironically Kamala supporters hate Most vitriol That's such a funny person to be it It's like, who is inspired by Kamala Harris? Who's like, hell, yeah, that's who I fuck. That's who's awesome. She has no, I mean, she's hilarious. Like, she's crossed over now to the point where it's like, is she on pills? Yeah, that's right.

She feels like, it's so funny to, like, it almost feels hacked to be like, oh, it's, it's VEEP in real life I swear to God. I just watched VEEP for the first time and I was like wow this actually Yeah, it's accurate. She's almost she's literally not sharp enough to beat like that's the problem She doesn't feel as sharp as that character. Yeah, even my character was a piece of shit It's like almost just feels like she is, like Joe is on some kind of, you know, this stovies world, we long have a whole long held belief, he's on some kind of super

Adderall that he's like in a chamber, like 23 hours a day, and when he has to like be in the public eye, they just like, you know, like, like, in Jackson, some kind of like awesome add-on. The middle of his heart sprung to like, you can't just talk. Like, they just tried to you like, mask in the chamber. He's upside down in green fluid with bubbles. You know what I mean? He's loaded. He's in full stasis.

Activate Joe. Activate Joe, there's like four of them. And it's like, and Kamala, like clearly they just picked her because it was like whatever we want, you know, we want some like, oh, diversity, girl power stuff, but it's like, and I'm all for that, but it's like she's one of the worst candidates.

Like she had no swag, she lost, she had to drop out of the election before voting started. How did that happen? How are you losing so bad? No one had voted yet. Like, and she was like Amy Klobuchar, that weird bitch.

That was a hilarious. She's awesome. That was such a hilarious thing of can't, like, group of candidates. But yeah, Kamala, some, so to come back, Rijat Levich, his parents love Kamala some so definitely to come back Rijat Levich his parents love Kamala Harris Yeah, and they talk about what a strong woman she is and how it's it was good. She was a prosecutor. Yeah

Yeah, it shows it was good. They do it and then they like look at me Yeah, as if they're like trying to get my approval Kamala's awesome Actually, she said suppressor mom and dad Ray a risotto levic outwokes his parents Or he becomes QAnon or he goes so or he becomes like a Trump supporter in like You put that my car down just a little you fucking kidding Dude elders don't embarrass my guests like this pass them a post at note next time

You're done Now this is this actually is good because we like to ask our guests. Do you guys have any? In vote do you have any past history with Albanians by the chick? Because he is an Albanian. So we just want to know like Greeks versus Albanians in your personal life. Yeah. Have you had any interact? Me and me not included, right? We're talking about this a lot. Yeah. Thank you for bringing this up. I know that's one of your big things. That was your next viral video that you're planning with these three first-style bandians. You're gonna get to do a leap involved.

I will say you and I are off to On the Wrong Foot. So I think it's not, it has to be on the side of the Greeks. Yeah, well that's easy. I mean, we all know that. It would have to be like, I know, Bayon saved you from a burning building. For you to even consider.

Then I would be like, I would still be almost the two outweigh each other. Right? Right. That's good. You boys are right. You're calibrated correctly for the show. Is there a lot of famous movies with Albanian

like taken right? Taken? It's taken. Taken, yeah, a famous, are there a lot of famous movies with like Albanian like Taken right? Taken. It's taken. Taken. Yeah, the kidnappers are Albanian and yeah, the sex traffickers were Albanian and taken. How did you feel about that? I think it's pretty funny Also, the Albanian and that was pretty bad like if you had to speak it Yeah, he had an issue with the verisimilitude. The Albanian verisimilitude. I was like, well, this isn't an accurate representation of my people. You didn't get him at the kidnap thing, stuff. No, that's how you're in.

That felt right. It was the pronunciation. It's like, yeah, Albanian, sex traffickers. My biggest problem with the sex, is like, the girl was too hot for Albanians to be sex trafficking her. Like, if Albanians are sex trafficking, they are not getting the top of not stuff.

You're not going to Albanians for the good stuff. That was my biggest issue. Totally. Totally. What the hell is this? Okay, nice. So no Albanian for you boys. No, you've never really met any.

How about Greeks? Really? Probably. We've always been Really. Prior to that. We've always been big supporters of the Greeks. I'd love to be free today. I mean,. Yeah, when you go to the Athens Airport, there's a statue of me, George, and Socrates. Oh yeah. It's like our big ones.

I am angling to be, because Stamos has had the crown as like most notable famous group. And like, I feel like you could take some. If you really break down what Stamos has done, and look, no disrespect, disrespect John please come on the show You're the dream guest for the show. Yannis Papa. So we have to get on the show too. He has been hogging you Yannis is inexplicably friends with John Stamos, which is actually awesome

But look if we break down Stamos career It's full house. Yeah great. Love it. Yeah gave me a lot of clout because there was a cousin Stavros Oh great loved it. Yeah. Gave me a lot of clout because there was a cousin Stavros. Oh. In one of the three. And what was he, was he like, even though he was kind of a duplicitous character. He was like, he was John Stammer's with a fake big ass nose and like mustache.

OK. And he was like, because it was a kid show he wasn't a sex pest. Yeah. But it was like kind of the vibe was right. Yeah. You let uncles, you let cousin Stavros roam for two or three more episodes?

That's cut. Kimmy has some issues. Like, Uncle Cousin Stavros. Try to show me a wrestling move and that's happening for sure. He's definitely, Kimmy get the fuck outta here. Yeah, yeah.

Or actually what would happen? Because Kimmy was pretty clearly like, from a broken home. They were, she would be like, I love Cousin Stavros, we're gonna get married. That's probably what it would be. He would like have a, you would have like a 16 year old girlfriend. And this is the fictional cousin Stavros on full house.

Nobody cut this up to make you look like I love content. Yeah. It is very easily. You just, you just said enough on a water, right? That's, sorry. You just said it up on a monitor. Sorry, you have your hands clear. I was sloppy on that one. Yeah, I was definitely sloppy. You can also be taken out of context.

Yeah, that's right. But yeah, Stamos, it's Full House, and it's the Beach Boys, right? Isn't he like, he was like, weirdly like a guitarist for the Beach Boys? Yeah, they had the Beach Boys on Full House. Yes, a couple episodes. Yeah, really? Yeah, it's great. For Greek reasons? No, just because the beach boys are Greek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be awesome. If only. Well speaking of Hollywood pieces of ass, you got the video you did with Thoreau

was so funny that Justin Thoreau video. By the way guys, if you don't know these motherfuckers, go check out their videos. They're so good But that was like though that like Hollywood roundtable thing and it is so wild that you got He's like a legitimate like that was smart because it's like he's a great actor and he's legitimately famous and like But it's like you did that is it also feels right that he would do it You know what I mean? Yeah, he clearly had a sense of humor about it. It was so awesome. He was so funny. Yeah. Yeah. Funny. He's got it. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I feel like we talked him like once before we did that. Yeah. Not sure whether he would be like funny and he's

like I know. He turned around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I knew. Yeah Damn power struggle for someone who's gonna be better French with the row Yeah, that's fucking awesome dude That yeah, you guys just kind of hit him up and we're like let's we have an idea pretty much Yeah, so we like knew someone in common, and I think we've think we've already said this in public. Nice, dude. A director, Dave McCary. Nice, he had worked on something with Justin before.

And he was like, this guy will get it. Yeah. It is funny when you're like, oh yeah, these motherfuckers really do just like making stuff. They got into this to do this. So you could just you know you could just ask what happens the guy says no who cares totally yeah that's that should was so good you guys are so good about picking up on the like the rhythms of certain you

know what I mean like just feeling it like the rhythm feels exactly the same as the like you know those you know those videos where it's like the actors round table, so it's like every Oscar, it'll be like, you know, like fucking Joaquin Phoenix and like, you know, whoever the fuck. Yeah, yeah. Like last year was probably, I saw him with like Nick Cage and like, Dirt Nasty was in it because he did bottle rocket.

That was fucking awesome. It was him, that was a good, and those are always, the thing is they are interesting. Yeah. It's cool. We don't know how to do that. No, no, it's cool to see those, but it's like, they have such, and it's not, so much,

because what you guys do, it's not even exactly making fun of something. It's just being like, isn't this funny, how we can nail this. You're doing it, it's like, you're doing it. You're really just sort of an impression. It's like a weird impression, right? Because it's like, it really is,

it actually is the same thing as an impression, but it's rhythm. And it's so good. You guys, you nailed the one about, he's the other one's like the Jordan Peterson, the like the little mouse. Yeah. The one with the bug's hungry little mouse

or whatever, what the bug was actually. That's so awesome, dude. That was so, that's really nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, all the stuff that you guys have done, it's like, oh yeah, this is the like, you guys just get the rhythms of it, and that's so, it's something that no one has thought about,

and it's just like, and then, so you got, you actually got a real actor, like a fucking, you know, I don't know if he's been Oscar nominated or what, but like, been in a ton of shit, and then you just did it for like an hour, which was awesome. Yeah, yeah. I cannot believe, because I, I've been in a ton of shit, and then you just did it for like an hour, which is awesome. Yeah, I cannot believe,

because you see the clips on Twitter, and you're just like, oh, nice, that's funny. That's funny, too many videos. And then you go and it's like, there is one hour of this, on the internet, I think. Yeah, and that's why we did it, is like it'd be such a waste of our time.

Yeah, it's a waste of time and money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like, it's funny huge money. It's a huge money. It's a huge money. Yeah, yeah. We're like, it's funny in a meta way. Yeah. It's a whole set of stupid things. It has to be an hour. No, no, you guys are so right.

You're so right, it had to be an hour. But go watch that shit if you haven't seen it. It was a really long. No, we even longer. Really? It was a lot of out. Yeah. The actual videos are an hour though.

Yeah. You guys are like, we're going're gonna do a longer than the thing We're just gonna be that sort of what if it was just really really yeah It's like my numbing. Yeah That's so yeah, it's so fucking funny. Now Thoreau. How would you put it? Compare him to stamos? How far would you go? Would you still try and get the little kiss? Well now your friends now would be like I don't want to like jeopardize little kiss. Well now your friends now would be like I don't want to like jeopardize with that. It's like easier out like resident. I just met you and like yeah he'd be like you led me on. Yeah.

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We're due for a little punching down. Yeah, we know. You know all this, your arm gets tired if you're just doing this. Absolutely. It's bad for your shoulder. It's really good. You got to go down.

You got to go down. It looks so awesome. Pop, pop, pop, pop. Did you, now when you were like, Soro, very interesting guy, was, didn't you have to follow Brad Pitt in terms of Jennifer Aniston? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm sure there was some, she dated people in between, but. Yeah. It's in a weird way, it's like, because he, you know, somebody leaves someone,

you're married to Brad Pitt, right? That's like, you're kind of, orangently, jolly for that matter, at that moment, it must feel like you're married to Brad Pitt right that's like You're kind of orange Lee joley for that matter at that moment It must feel like you're kind of like hanging on to the top of a bus. Yeah, you know what I mean? Where it's like how long can this work? You know what I mean? Like this is the fucking hottest person in the universe, you know? Like by a pinky by a pinky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, oh fuck, slow down.

Yeah. So it's like, that must, I feel like in a weird way, it must have been kind of nice to be like the guy after. Because it's like, you know, you're a better hand. You're still a sec, you're still getting peace ass. We don't want to disparage your good friend. So you guys hang out all the time. Yeah, at least.

Yeah. Yeah, thank you. But yeah, I wonder, I wonder about like, that must be nice to like, after someone has completely fucked somebody over, it's gotta be nice to be the guy after. Absolutely. What do you guys do?

It's be like a good guy. Yeah, right. Put someone at ease. Absolutely, and he's still like a hot celebrity. And he's still a bit exactly. Yeah, yeah, it's not some, yeah, it's not eldest, right? I hope you listen to that. Yeah, yeah, it's not some, yeah, it's not L this. Right? I hope you want some ass. What?

You think you could fuck Jennifer Aniston? Yeah, probably. You know, I'm off the market now. Yeah, I'm not gonna speculate. You're in game recently engaged. Congratulations. Thank you for a serious. Yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, another circumstance is definitely. Now is this like before, she's not famous yet. This is like 1997, 1990. Oh, in the high-dose. When people, when half the women in America have her hair cut, you could fuck her. Yeah, yeah. You right, now what is it?

You currently go back in time into 1997, or you in 1997 when you were eight years old. Which one? You maker a pedophile? Yeah. You're so charming, you turn the most famous. I would go back in time to when I was like, I don't know, maybe 27.

Oh, so you would think you're ideal. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd make two stops in the time machine. That's fine. No, no, that's fine. How about a smaller time machine into the time machine?

Yeah. I think you got in your 27. But then what happens to you now? Do you have to die or do you have to go into 27 year old use life? I don't know. I think you just figured that out have to die or do you have to go into 27-year-old to use life? I don't know. I think you just figured that out with a time machine when you got to get back.

You just got to start the mission backwards. Oh, that's really interesting. Because now you two of you, you understand this, right? Basically you're saying you would coach 27-year-old to you at a fuck, Jennifer Aniston. Your current dick wouldn't be feeling it. Well, no, I still want to feel it. Okay, I guess I'll go back as me now then.

It is hard to have two of you. He feel like you're not good enough. I want to double team her with 27 year old me. That would be sick. I just started making out with myself. She's feeling it more. Yeah. That's awesome. I knew 27 year old you that is hilarious. You think that guy could fuck Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. That was dude hold on it's like a man. Now let's do some

math. How old are you? 27 year old you uh 34. Oh dude you're out of your mind. That was when you were uh dude let's not forget what those tenders. But how about you, you probably deleted Tinder, but let's just say if we saw a 27 year old eldest as Tinder matches, it ain't too many Jennifer Aniston's in the mix. I could do it, man. But all the knowledge I have now,

approaching my younger self, we get in there. All right, all right, that's fair. We can get in there. Maybe you could have a little helmet that you could control his body with. Oh yeah. That would do. Yeah.

Yeah, like he saw. Okay, all right, all right. I'm pretty married to this double team, I think. That's kind of my first thing. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds easier than inventing a helmet too. So you got some of the time machine.

Don't worry about the tech. We got the tech figured out. So, okay, listen, now let's go through this. So it's 1997. Where do you approach Jennifer? And again, it's one of the most famous people in the world right at this moment. You see, you show up, let's, okay,

let's just say you catch her at a restaurant. Let's just say that, right? Okay. And you're like, and she's like, hmm, this fucking fat idiot and his brother who looks exactly like in my guess 40 pounds lighter is slightly less fat slightly less young brother these two six six guys now if she's a height queen maybe you got you have an outside chance you know that's a lot of man yeah wow yeah the haters will say six five but I just gave you six six I'm trying to get you to double team Jennifer

Anderson anyway whatever you see not you see the movie birth no Jonathan Glazer he's the guy that made under the skin. Oh nice. Yeah. What's worth about Nicole Kidman? Like, she, she like kisses a little kid. It's kind of crazy. It's really good. It's about Nicole Kidman's like a widow and there is this like nine year olds that was after her and claims to be oh shit. Yes, it's right here on the Wikipedia. The film files and who becomes convinced that her dead husband Sean is reincarnated as a 10 year old boy. I mean what kind of pedophile?

I mean this is what this is what QAnon people think? How he would have stopped to say. I mean this is what this is what QAnon people think Really good though she does kiss a little boy Real and then Give him a give him like a kind of central bad Is literally the opposite of big. Yeah, you're getting a guy's soul. I see, this is girl big. This is what, yeah, because you know what, it is true,

because the way men work, it's like, wouldn't it be awesome as a little kid to fuck a grown lady? Yeah. And then women are just like, I just miss the soul of my husband. I would love to speak with the soul of my husband again. It's not about getting fucked at all. I would become a pedophile to get the soul of me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, look, she's just having, you know, maybe a sensual bath here and there until he turns 18. And then it's suck off city. Yes. Yeah, shut up to big. Big and also came up a different recent episode. We were talking about, um, fuck, uh, blank check.

Another classic where a little boy gets to, is the, could probably fuck a grown woman. She kisses him. They don't fuck, but it's like, if you play his cards right, he probably can. Yeah. When was that? I feel like, was there like a, a but it's like, if you play his cards right, he probably can't do that. When was that? I feel like, was there like a,

a, like, when did Big and Blank check come out? Were they also near 2004? No, no, no, no, no, no, Big is like, Big was that, like, 80s or something? Big is 80s and Blank check was 90s for sure. Okay, okay, so I remember seeing it. Yeah, I remember seeing when I was like, probably eight. I'll have.

And thinking about getting pussy and being like, that'd be awesome. He's thinking about like being rich and also a grown up trying to for a grown woman fucking you. I never liked that sauce. Who's in blank chat? I don't think she's famous. Look it up, Belle. Just do a little fucking, do a little producing. Is this what the podcast is?

Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't fucking worry about it. Oh, she looks good. Karen Duffy. Damn, she's still hot. Damn, is's still hot. Who cares? The fuck we're trying to look at some falcon poosie. Oh, yeah, no, tone looks in it. Yeah, she's still looking good at 62. Honestly, wow. She was one of people magazine's 50 most beautiful people. She's diagnosed with the rare form of sarca doysis called Neurosar sarca doisus. So that fucked her up.

It's the president when you look up in old Celeb, they haven't heard of it in like 30 years and it's like, oh, they have some crazy ass health shit they're going through their life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some tragedy, her entire family was burned and she never bounced back.

It's like, shut up. Yeah, but she ain't ever keep going down, elders, was she anything else? Oh, she was, wait, wait, she was in Dumb and Dumber? Holy shit. Oh no, small rolls. Who was she in Dumb and Dumber? She was the good, I think.

No. Yeah, that looks like her. Oh, fuck, I can't tell. Karen Duff, yeah, come on. There it is. Oh, yes it was, damn. Yeah, do you imagine you fuck it, Oh, yes, it was, damn. Yeah, dude, imagine you fuck it, you're a little ass kid, you go down the water slide,

you just bought, you have some funnel cake, and then this lady sucks your dick, that's an awesome day. That's one of the biggest days of all time. Yeah, and then you bust, you're like, I'm gonna go play GameCube. And you're even like hugger anything you're gonna take. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And we do not condone that kind of stuff on Stovey's world. It's only for a little kid to want to do it. And not get to do it. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. But that is also a thing on an animal house. We're like, at the end, there's like the girl like a playboy bunny suit, like drops in like a 12 year old boy's bedroom.

And he's like, thank you, Lord. And the kids were really like praying. And then a hot girl just pops in. But anyway, shout out to Karen Duffy. And listen, blank check, I remember getting that from the library. We were a big library movie film. Oh yeah. That was this little trick if you're poor.

If you could just have, you could have like, Right. You could have fucking movies basically for free if I'm not mistaken. And then you can order the movies to the library. So could you do that? I don't think we ever got that far away. Okay, okay.

But there was, you could just, you could just have sick movies. You had to return them pretty fast, I think. Like there was like a two day rule, but my mom crushed the library movie game. Were you guys ever library movie? Where you guys grew up? Where you from? I grew up in the library.

Which section? Which part of the Dewey decimal system? Oh, good section. Fiction right in there. Nice, dude. I grew up outside Philadelphia and Rishovah grew outside Dallas oh shit Dallas Dallas sucks dick it's horrible town yeah it's all like malls it's like it's a highways and malls yeah and parking lots lot of parking lots book depositories. Yeah. There is a lot of depositories. A lot of tolls, a lot of grassy nose.

Yeah, that's our conspiracy theory. A lot of people are like second shooter, but we're like second grassy. Second-nose. No one talks about the nose. Second-nose. And you guys met in college, I guess? Yeah. And why you boys?

Yeah. Yeah. Just set that out. The fucking I guess? Yeah, yeah. And why you boys? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking liberal. The fucking liberal elite over here, eldest. Well, we met in, like, feminist class. Yeah. Yeah. You met in letting my wife cheat on me class?

Yeah. And thanking her for it. Yeah. We would be bonded over our love of taking the woman's last name. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

That's awesome, dude. Elders, you're thinking about doing that, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're your girls last name. Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. We're not going to dox her, but that's your girls last name.

No, we can't. No, we can't. No, no. That would be sick. If your girl was named Presley, you would have to change your name to Eldis Presley Wait, is your name Eldis yeah, oh I've this whole time thought of as Elf Sorry happens all the time. Don't don't sweat it. Yeah, don't sweat it too much What were you doing over there in Dallas, bro? What was the world's best?

I'm still stuck up on you calling him Elvis. Yeah, sorry. I'm really sorry. You need a minute in? Yeah, I guess. Yes. Yes. Hey, you need a minute, no worries, dude.

Oh, yeah. Get it all out. Yeah, apologizing to other men. That was another class at NYU. Yeah, apologizing to stronger men than you. Also like mispronouncing something. Yeah, apologizing to a different ethnicity. Yeah, ethnicity, apology. Yeah, I don't apologize. Yeah. That was a job to major.

Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. But what were the, so you might, so in Dallas, that must have been, I mean, you know, just a horrible. It's just so annoying to grow up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was playing football. I'm guessing you were on the team. I was, why would you get what?

I was doing all the shit. Yeah, it's all like white guys. Yeah. But there is a ton of like, it is like, there is a, who the fuck did we know who's in Dallas? Our video guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck I'm blanking on his name? Da-wood.

Da-wood. Yeah, yeah, he's, there's like a huge, I know that you're not Muslim. But I'm blanking on his name. Da-wood. Da-wood, yeah, yeah. He's there, there's like a huge, most, I know that you're not Muslim. But I'm just, Oh, no, no. Yeah. So you think I'm not, but I didn't,

but I didn't go to NYU, all right? It ain't gonna work on me. He's not a politician. Yeah, that's going on. That's what I know. Never dealt with this before. But there are certain cities that have weirdly have one pocket.

Like pockets, or there's a big community, shit like that. Was that it? Did you grow up? What were the vodka? There is a very Indian pocket, but my parents didn't want. They weren't in there. Oh, nice.

Indian pocket. Respect the race. They're in the South-Eighten. They weren't in there. Oh, nice. Indian pocket. Respect the race. They're being self-aided. Yeah, they're big fans of the British. Yes, that's why I hate Kamal Haire. Yeah, I hate Kamal Haire. Yeah. Yeah, so we like lived in the town right next to that.

OK, cool. What do they do with your parents, dude? What kind of jobs and shit? My mom, well, growing up, my mom didn't work. Nice. And then she became a teacher when I was half. And my dad as a professor. Hell yeah, dude.

Yeah, and what? So nerds, you grew up in a... Yeah, yeah. You're a second generation nerd. I used a professor of accounting. Yeah. That's like double being a nerd. I know, he's wearing like five glasses.

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You know what's that the fuck? Come on dude. No shit. There will be a lifeline here you fucking bricked up. Good news, good news. I never had any. I actually have two guess that died. Yes.

I actually have two younger half siblings. Oh no. ...or 15. Okay. Um, from my dad's second wife. I was gonna get that. It's always dad. Yeah.

It gets the y- Yeah, it's the decade. It's the whole life to have another family. That's love to take a mulligan. Okay. And, almost like, and you being the only reminder of their past life. That's a classic dad move. Absolutely.

Was it a busy shit or just, you know. No, he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He just didn't like me. You have no self-esteem. You're like, no, I'm not that school. No, I'm like that's cool. You know, like I'm the fuck up on you. I was the problem. I was a really annoying seven-year-old.

Or you up to over there and outside of Philly. Just hanging out. Just ruthless shit. That's a very trash. That's a very like a lot of dumb trash. You also wasn't like an eagle. Yeah, I wasn't a, did you get bullied by those guys? Actually, no. Well, I also like, I grew up in the suburbs where everyone is.

No one is a bully. Yeah, yeah. Because they are fucking, I mean, I grew up in Baltimore where it was like, Baltimore and Philly are like white trash, it's like cousins. And it's just like those fucking fucking idiot, like I do those videos of like the just the Baltimore voice where the guy's like, oh you ain't fucking, it's here for Ravens and the Eagles are pretty close, it's like the voice is very simple. Eagles, it's like a little, so I get those.

Those in Wins, yeah. Yeah, but those guys would absolutely not a lot of like art and literature Like we we're doing like drama shit. What we do? I like I was a music Played in bands by like a Led Zeppelin shirt. I know I wish That's the that's the style of like nerd. I like me trying to be cool Yeah, I was I was like in Baltimore and it was like, you know, no one was really, I was like,

yeah, I'm in the classic rock. I'm different, you guys. That's cool. I'm different, I'm not listening. Like, last, oh, two weeks ago, I was, I loved 50 cent. Yeah. Not anymore, yeah. Fuck 50 cent, I was listening to black Sabbath.

Yeah. And it was almost like I was almost kind of doing like, because it's also, you know, Baltimore, my school was 85% black, and I was on the football team. And it kind of felt like I was almost like doing like, white face, where I was like, I wanted them to think I was like a classic white guy.

Yeah, I mean, like, I wanted to play the role of like, I played defensive tackle. I was just like, you know, I the role of like, I played defensive tackle. I was just like, you know, I didn't want them to know I was smart. I wanted to be like a cool jock who got pushed which I was none of those things, right? Like, I was, I was okay at football,

but yeah, I was just like, yeah, dude, I just, I feel, this is the moment I knew the wheels. I was like, I'm not even this guy. This is when I like, we're playing like our biggest game of the season. And I'm just like, yeah, dude, I'm, I this guy is when I like my we're playing like our biggest game of the season and I'm just like yeah, dude I'm I Freakin love black Sabbath. They're like they're what they're all listening to the jazzy's black album

It just come out and I was like I kind of want to listen to this I'd rather listen to the black album and they're like what are you will you listen to stop? Black Sabbath Metallica and I was like yeah, you know me man black Sabbath just gets me pumped before the game And I was just I just had to listen to it Pretend I was getting pumped up and I was like damn I really would rather be listening to the black album right now Interesting trying to fit in by liking a different You also don't like that. Yeah, right cuz was, I think it was me and one other guy, we were the only white kids on the team.

And I don't know, there was some, I was just like a weird, I was like, they did, I was just caught in a weird identity thing of like, because I also wanted to like classic rock and metal and shit because my cousin in Greece was like a metalhead. So there was like this weird thing where I'm like, this is who I, and then look, I still like that stuff,

but I definitely, this is also like Friday night lights was out, I wanna be like Tim Riggins. You know what I mean? I wanted to be like a cool, you know, like a strong white boy that got, you know what I mean? That everyone respected because he was like tough and listened to, you know, guitar solos. That's a type of different guy.

Other people like admire, exactly. That's a type of different guy. Other people like admire. Exactly. Exactly. That's a hierarchotype. Exactly. I just wanted to be that archetype where it's like, what I was like before that, it's like anybody didn't like me on the team.

But I was just like, I want to be cooler and I want to be more respected. Right. That's cool. I think the worst person you could have been in that situation is the white guy who likes black muse. Well that was the other thing.

We had plenty of friends who over did it. You know what I mean? Could have been like Seth Green and that one. Yeah, whatever. But can't hardly wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we had a friend who like in college. It was the most of, after I had been like, who the fuck am I kidding?

I do, I'll just listen when I want to listen to Metallica, and I'll listen to Jay-Z's, we thought he was retiring at the time, we're like, this is the big, this is fucking whatever. So in college, we had a friend who would, this is most embarrassing, should have all the time, when we were in elevators with black people, he would sing Wutan Klan songs too loud.

He would like wrap to himself Wu Tang Klan until we try and get black people to notice him rapping. And we were like, are you doing that? And he's like, oh, I didn't even, like we call him out. And he'd be like, I didn't even realize I was doing it. It's like you didn't realize you're silent. You were silent before a black person came on the elevator. And then you just start to yourself

like intense too, like fucking shuff, you know. Like that's what you imagine is gonna have. That's the best thing I've ever heard. It's like gold. Really green. Wait, you know who tanked? Yeah. Holy shit.

You gotta talk to you. That guy also, it turns out, had been stealing me and Elle. This is mannerisms. He was like pretending to be us to impress his new college friends. I thought to you. That guy also, it turns out, had been stealing me and Elle. This is mannerisms. He was like pretending to be us to impress his new college friends. Damn.

He didn't let us, like, hang out with his friends. He didn't let us meet his college friends for that two years. And then when we met him, I was like, why are they talking like us? Why are they saying the same shit? And you know, it's not like, we weren't doing the ground break.

We were making dick jokes and calling each other gay. Like we're like, we're like saying like, I'm gonna suck your dick. You know, like just like being overly vulgar and overly familiar and shit like that. But it was like, I don't even remember anymore. Were there any specific phrases you remember? I don't remember phrases, I think. Fuck your wife, remember? We were big on fucking your wife. We like that.

We kept threatening to fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just threatened to fuck each other's wives where, you know, none of us said, I don't think we'd even had sex. We're 19. You know, like, one of us had gotten jacked off. We're like, I'm gonna fuck your wife. And then I get there and it's like, they're all threatening to fuck each other's wives. Like, that's our thing.

Yeah. Wait, so this was like freshman year of college? We were still in high school. Okay. And so he was a year and so much. That's so much better. This is so much school. Okay. And so he was a year and a half.

That's so much satter. This is so much satter. Yeah. Congratulations. Yeah. He's like trying to act like high school. Yeah. I'm acting like these cool high schoolers.

Yeah. I wonder what this guy was like in high school where he's like, I have to reinvent. He was a huge, no, no, no, he was like, exactly who we were talking. He was like, yeah, he's the elevator Wootang. That was even worse in city schools. He's like, he was wearing giant throwback jerseys and like, just, like, it was so sad. And he's not, he was like, I don't know,

he wasn't good enough athletic enough to be it, not that I'm, you know, a super athlete, but he was like, he was like, couldn't even like, he had some kind of weird gate. couldn't really walk okay. He's just He's in this fucking wheel-charting Oh Dude he was We get it.

Stop milking it, you fucking pussy. Yeah, I know. Yeah, he had to talk with a little Stephen Hawke. He had one of those little fucked up arms. You know, those kind of losers. Yeah, anyway. What's he up to now? I don't know.

I don't know what he's up to now. I don't know exactly. He had, I won't, we've already said a little too much. It's funny, I could give you an answer that is so pathetic, but that would completely make it clear who we're talking about. You know what I mean? Yeah.

But he actually, he's actually had two very funny jobs. But, we fucked. We might even have to cut this, we actually fuck him. We might even have to cut this. Well, actually, fuck him. We might... So, look, a couple people will deduce who we're talking about here, but whatever. Fuck that guy. You guys know any loser? Any disabled losers? Who are your least favorite people? I'm not saying disabled people.

I'm not saying that. We were just wearing them. And I was in next one. Yeah, we were just I'm so next one Come on dude. Um, he D is not a disability Like a ribbon Soft dick ribbon Ribbon We saw the ribbon, we saw a soft dick ribbon. Yes, it's a ribbon ribbon. It's just a flesh-colored ribbon that's like, it's unraveled. It's unraveled and like really small.

Oh, fuck. Fellows, we'll look. We haven't really, we didn't really get too much into your kind of background So you're sure you'll come back. We'll get it. We'll get into it. You know you guys are really What's the word confessional type artist? Yeah You if you watch like any of our like any of our videos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, you're trauma. Yeah. You're a recoverable, guys. We will next time we'll get into all of that. But we, you know, big part of Stavis world, is we got the people need guidance. And, you know, you guys can bring your like, you know, your hoidy toy to New York City.

The elite education to some of the Mongoloids that call into my show. We've been looking for an opportunity. Yeah. To teach some of the Mongoloids that call into my show. We've been looking for an opportunity to teach some of these. Yes. Jeremy and Rijat, you little rascals. I remember that thing you want me to remind you about. The best way to sports bet. Well, good news, pals, because I have exactly what you need.

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few years ago my mom forced me to start going to therapy. Now, I don't use people's young. If you only go to therapy, good for you. Anyways, I start going to therapy, and on my first day, my therapist ended up being a complete smokeshow. So then I thought, you know, maybe I'll just give therapy shots. And then over the past few years, I've grown a physical and emotional attachment to this therapist.

Now, my parents say they don't want to pay for therapy anymore because I have my own insurance. Now I have to find a new therapist. But the issue is do I tell my therapist or ex-therapist that I like her? Thank you. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, my parents forced me to come here because I kept setting fire to the garage. And I only stuck around because you were all piece of ass. But now that we're free of this professional relationship,

finally we can fuck. Yeah. You really think your therapist wants to fuck you, dude. It's like the one thing. Yeah. Holding her back. Yeah. You got just the chemistry and stuff. Like the one thing. Yeah. Holding her back. Yeah. You got just the chemistry and stuff.

She's got the conversation. I can tell. I can tell just from like kind of the tamper of his voice. Yeah. Yeah. She's not. No dude.

Come on. That's not. That's awesome though. That's all. Damn, you really got a lot out of therapy. This guy is just thinking about fucking this lady. I wonder if he like trying to like talk about like how like how to cope like having a lot out of therapy. This guy's just thinking about fucking this lady. I wonder if he, like, trying to, like, talk about, like, how, like, how to cope with, like, having a big dick or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm so painful. I just keep, my girlfriend keeps busting so much. I'm generous of love for her. Yeah, it's really, I don't know how to deal with this orgasm gap in my relationship. She's complete, she's crushing me 100 to two. Yeah, dude, I mean, this is one of the easiest questions

we've ever gotten in the world. No, you don't tell her. No, you don't tell her. You're gonna save her, you're gonna save her like an awkward conversation. Some of the, look, the truth is, a therapist, there's a nice percentage of therapists that are just hot women that like, you know, have, are

like, it's, the people drawn to therapy also kind of maybe deal with some, some like shit and you'll get like a, a girl who had her, who had like a bunch of problems that like, I want to give back and she's probably a piece of ass. That's a percentage of therapists and you happen to get one of those, but they don't want to fuck you. You're their client, you're their patient. Like okay, how about this? So let's say you went to a dentist that was sexy and then you changed your insurance and

now you go to a different dentist. Would you try and fuck that dentist? No. You wouldn't you wouldn't there's no chance you would But you think because you've talked to this woman that you've gone on like a hundred dates and you haven't you've just been to the doctor that many times She's a doctor. She's not gonna fuck you. I'm sorry and I know this stuff. I've had a therapist who was hot. Like I've had a therapist who in Baltimore, there was one who, you know, she was like, I allow myself to think these thoughts obviously, but I wasn't dumb enough to be like, should I try and fuck her?

She was engaged so there was never even like, as if that was, again, as if that was a problem. But I remember and like, I, I was having a thought where I was like, damn, I pro, I was having that eldest with Jennifer Aniston thought, where it's like, you know, if I caught her at the right time, I could have fucked her, you know? But it ended up having like this,

she ended up being almost like a cool friend. Like, I think she didn't wanna fuck me obviously, but I did think she liked me as a person and that put like an idea in my head where I was like, oh yeah dude, in a different situation, I probably could fuck this lady, but I was wrong, I was fully wrong at the time, I was just stupid, and that's what happens

when you talk to a hot girl enough, you assume you can fuck them, that's not how it goes, Ever. Have you guys ever had a sexy therapist? I've really only had, I've had two therapists in my life. The first one, not attractive, not attractive. My current one, I'll just abstain. Oh, I see, I see.

Yeah. My man's taken the fifth. We all know what that means. We all know what that means. She's gay. OK. But then again, the way mine was engaged. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But we're on the Kinsey scale. You know what I mean? Could she slip up? You know what I'm saying? What is that? It's the Kinsey scale.

It's like, you won, it's won the five and it's like, either one or five is straight as hell and one or five is gay as hell. Okay. And it's based on the actress from the office. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, she would, she yeah, she'll, she'll fuck everyone.

And then she writes them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she fucks women and men. Then she's like, that guy's fully gay, that lady's straight. I'm depending on how they do fucking her. So she kinda writes them. Yeah.

She goes around and fucks everyone. Wow. And gives you a number. So if a guy's bad at fucking, she's like, fucking gay. You're one. You're one. Yeah. I don't know. Kinsey was some fucking doctor in the 50s who just literally was like some people were gay or the nut, like it's not just, because in the 50s they were like,

oh, if you're gay, you're like, you know, that's your mentally ill and you should be in a sanatorium or whatever. Right. And there was no gray area and this guy's like, you know, being like some people are only sort of mentally ill. You know, you know, being like some people are only sort of Mentally, you know, you know, you know, you just like something like the more human You'll get like low security You can play tennis. He goes outside

Half rubber So anyway, dude, you do not tell your therapist and you just move on. This is not someone who wants to fuck you It's a professional thing And it's even and look I'm not even gonna tell you that There's not people you could possibly meet it like a a place of business that maybe a professional relationship You could ask someone out, but a therapist is not one of these things. It's not like a barista that you have chemistry with. Like, this is someone who is a doctor who is supposed to make you feel like you can trust her. And the fact that you think you want to fuck her is something you should tell your new therapist about.

Yes. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I think you should ask your new therapist to fuck your old therapist. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's a culture that's gotta like your wife. Yeah. Well, now that you, and you know, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, It's pretty bad. It's really bad. Stop saying that too, buddy. That's another thing. Don't say that. And don't try and fuck your therapist.

And honestly, maybe just go on some dates with some nice girls. It sounds like maybe you're not fucking enough. And that's why you think you can fuck your therapist. Like all the times when I thought, like, I thought I could fuck my like, English professor, my like sophomore year of college, because no woman my age was paying any attention to me. So it was starving. It's like going for a Hail Mary.

It's like, oh, maybe this is what I just should've done this all the time. This woman looked at me and smiled warmly. Go on a normal holiday. She's in love with me. Yeah, try going on normal dates. Don't try and flick any of your medical doctors. Although I will say very quickly,

I do remember one time I was getting my teeth cleaned and I hadn't gone to the dentist in like 15 years and it was somewhere here in Queens and my dentist was just hot. She was just like young. She was like, and not just hot, but like it was like eyelash extensions, lip filler. Like I was like, oh god damn, this would be awesome.

The big ass titties, like I was like, honestly, truly great. Just so, so hot and like didn't feel like a dentist to me, right? Just felt like a hot girl I would see at a bar that I would try and fuck. And I was getting my teeth cleaned and I have very sensitive like, like, and gums and shit nights. She was doing like a deep cleaning and she didn't put enough like,

Nova can or whatever the fuck they inject into your shit. And it hurt so bad, but I was like, nah, don't ask for more. Good, and then which, if you break it down what I was thinking was, if I asked for more Nova can, she won't, she'll think I'm a pussy and won't want to fuck me like that's what I was thinking

I know what you're going through. I'm stupid too But I was I had excruciating pain for an hour because I didn't want you're trying to be brave To think I was a fucking bitch and then one time I was like oh and then And then she was like, I saw her be like, like kind of think I was gonna put that. Like react like, she was probably just surprised. Like I thought I did enough. And she was like, but she didn't, she was very warm. She did think, she registered it as I am being a bitch. I saw her do it, right?

So after that I was like, can't even make a noise. I was just like getting a low grade tortured for an hour. Thinking like, well, this girl would look for her. That makes me think that she would have fucked you if you didn't make an award. Oh, fuck, dude! You messed up. Oh, fuck.

She's on a podcast right now. I had this patient I was trying to smash. And the last thing you let out, the most pathetic little groan. I didn't give him that much novocate. And he's like super top he's very top very impressive so i went to that little moan up to the point

that's wrong dude damn that sucks i'm gonna go back to that dentist office four years later and i'm like alright i'll just hit us hey stony love the show love what you do i got a question over the past couple of years i have been

more and more suspecting i might be autistic hell yeah now the reason i say this because i remember when i was a kid i mean i do the excited hand slap and say i don't know that and i know my two brothers, their older brothers, I think they have asked burgers or something, they're kind of screwy. But what I want to know is a 23-year-old, I'm a full-grown adult,

I got a wife, two kids, these and job. Is it worth going into finding out? Now my mother's told me specifically specifically she don't have me tested that she wanted to pretend she had a leaf one normal that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that't pick up on how emotionally fucked up that is. It means you're autistic.

The fact that you're... Oh, that makes sense. No problem, mom. Yeah. I'm going to go alphabetize my Lego sets. So, yeah, I mean, is it worth finding out that's the thing is like yeah, this guy is who he is right like what I like actually just now Fuck who was it Tony Snell an NBA player. Sorry guys. Sorry. Oh, oh Thank God there we go

Okay, yeah, Snell just got his son was born and they put the the son they tested his son for autism and he had it and then they tested Tony smell for autism and he had it. Oh my god. And he was like, I always think he got it from the son. He did. His son was a carrier. His son, his son bit him on the neck. What did you do? Tony, no! Tony, no! He really should still be masking his hair. His wife's crying.

So, yeah, dude, I mean, look, your mom, maybe your mom is either a dumb bitch or also a t-st, I don't know. Like, who says that kind of shit where it's like, I wanted at least one normal kid? Maybe your mom is either a dumb bitch or also a test. I don't know. Who says that kind of shit where it's like, I wanted at least one normal kid. So I'm not testing. Yeah, I'm not testing. That's like, it doesn't make him not.

Just because you don't know. Shrodinger's autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're, yeah, right now you're both autistic and not autistic at the same time, pal. But look, it's up to you, really. First, I would say, it doesn't matter what your mom wants. Let's start there.

That's kind of a wild thing for her to do. I guess you're the youngest one. And the first two had Asperger's and she's like, all right, well, he's all right. He's not totally obvious. So I'm just dodged, don't want to know. Let's up to you. You want to know if you're autistic, take the test.

I say, I say just take it because it's information, you know, and it's whatever, but it's really, if you feel like you want to know great, but you got a kid, you got a job, you got a wife, all that stuff, you know, you know, I'm gonna say, my guess is autistic just because he sounds like a guy who's settling the old West Like he talks so proper

It does sound like he is for this voicemail may have come like 50 years Well I reckon when he's talking about his brothers having ass burgers, too He's like, you know, they were kind of screwy rather Asperger's to he's like, you know, they were kind of screwy. Rather than just like, right? So that's a little touch to it. Yeah, yeah. That's right.

So yeah, dude, I'm gonna guess you got a little sprinkling of something, but it is ultimately who gives a fuck because everyone just is, we all have a bunch of shit wrong with us, and it affects the way you behave. And it's just like, that's what makes everybody a little bit different, So who cares? You're clearly functioning and all this kind of shit. And you know, the occasional hand flap every once in a while, who cares. But yeah, you're good. I don't, you know, I'd like to know, I'd like to test myself for a

bunch. Like my therapist said, I probably have some kind of learning disability. And I just don't know, I definitely don't have autism or, because I didn't zero in on that and try and figure it out. Like doing the research, I try, I was like, how to get test if you have a disability. And I just got bored and didn't never found out. That's probably part of the disability.

But I'd like to know, but if anybody here knows how to test for that, let us know. But it ultimately doesn't fucking matter No, yeah, I Don't know I'll just you have anything wrong with you man. I've I've like I've been the past been like I wonder if I'm like at least a little Autistic to No, you're not it is very like in right now It is it's it's so in that it's bordering on hack.

Like I don't, I actually, in fact, it's almost, I think I'm ready to put the hack stamp on it. Yeah. It's because it's gotten to the point, you know, I mean, I like to go and, I like to comedy everywhere and I've been, I was doing a lot of clubs when I was in LA. And it's gotten to like,

it's gotten to like, you know, tight shirt, trucker hat guys are talking about being autistic. And like, and like bitches that were on like Chelsea lately. Yeah, I mean like, like they're talking about being autistic. Yeah, it started as a thing we're like on like the irony pill like Twitter, like people would be like, oh, I'm autistic or whatever. And then now it's just like everyone is being like, hey, I'm like, oh, I'm a little autistic.

Totally. It's a straight. You don't want fuck these guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's try to make them out. So yeah, you're, yeah, you're a fucking hack, dude. What we're getting at is you're a fucking hack. Yeah. Oh, I'm like in a special ed class telling this. Everyone is like playing the autistic. Dude, get new shit.

Just completely auto-suck. Yeah, yeah, fuck it suck. I know it's also funny because what we think of as autistic is like like the just a guy who you know just doesn't make eye. We think of young Sheldon basically. Like just some nerd. We think of a nerd who's kind of abrasive.

But then there's like, there's a spectrum of autism words. Like these motherfuckers are very disabled. You know, it's like no one is pretending to be that. You know, so it's just this, you're, it is, it's weird how it has gone into the culture where it's almost, it's taking the same trajectory as woke in a weird way. And it will never get to the height, like, you know, Republicans fucking picked up woke

and took it to the next level. But it was this thing that was just Twitter and then it got to like, and then it got the hat. And then it got the hat. And now it's got like a political, you know, use, I guess, but autism, I don't see that happening. I don't see, I don't see a wrong dissantist. That'd be awesome.

Being like, we gotta stop the woke, the autism. We gotta as everyone's being in the turn on our kids autistic. Holly woulds to autistic. Holly woulds to autistic these days. Barbie's not to stick with you. Yeah. Autistic little mermaid.

I bet you, you know, I bet you there is like, there's probably an autistic, that's the only thing about his nerds. There's probably like a hot autistic lady who like loves to dress, like is very particular about her dresses and shit like that. Yeah. You know, let's get some hot autistic people out here.

Yeah. I'm tired of these fucking nerds. Where are the autistic, where are the bitches autistic for sucking dick, you know what I'm saying? Who's autistic for that? Give her my email address. Maybe a girl that picks it's unlike her body It's like the one move that Jamie Foxx movie with the violin but his skill sucking day

Some homeless guy just air sucking day Oh my god, it's technically some believe me He's sucking day gonna street corner people throwing dollar. Oh my god, his technique is unbelievable. He's sucking dick on a street corner, people throwing dollar, but they're like, oh my god, I've never seen anyone throw so effortlessly. And then Robert Dijun here, fires him to suck dick in. I guess, I don't have never seen the movie,

but I guess he puts them in the... It gets a concert, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They rent out a Carnegie Hall. And he's in a plug-and-tuxedo with tails. But knee pads on, and he starts sucking dick. That'd be great. We got a really good idea there.

Yeah. All right, buddy, good luck. And maybe you're autistic, maybe you're not, but you got your life figured out. So truly who gives a fuck? And your mom sums off with your mom, though. Just as a non-autistic person, I'm going to tell you, that's a fucked up way for her to be relating to her children

and some of the one-held hey star excuse me and all your stuff and i love all the success of the podcast and actually going on can grab uh... basically the question i had is just like relationship advice i've been going out with this guy for like like a few months uh... the's pretty good

like he's funny. We click on a lot of different levels like we spend a good amount of quality time together. But like, okay, so he doesn't care about sports at all and like that's fine. Like everyone obviously can have their own style. That's totally cool. But we live in Sacramento and I am a massive Sacramento King's fan. And obviously you know the Sacramento Kings are doing good for the first time in fucking years. It's like it's insane. This is D time to be a fucking King's fan. Being in

Sacramento like every fucking time they win, it's insane. People are pouring into the streets. I live in downtown. It's a fucking party every single time they win. it's like it's insane. People are pouring into the streets. I live in downtown. It's a fucking party. Every single time they win. Like every win is like they want to play off. But my boyfriend, like, this doesn't give a shit. Like at all. It's like I like, I get if you're not in the forest.

But like, I feel like we're missing out on so much fun going on right now because it just doesn't care to be like at a sports bar or like celebrating with King fans and everything. And it's like, they have to look at the kids. I want to talk about how great he can marry to do it. All the time, I was definitely going to win the NBA Championship this year. You know, like, I just like, I'm a massive, massive King's fan. And I don't know it's just i feel like he

just like i get not like in basketball but like i i i just feel like that also inhibits us from doing all this awesome shit in fact i'm out of because he doesn't want to be involved with it like that all really uh... but yeah big stuff i appreciate it no worries but i guess i'll, this is an old question. If you haven't really been keeping up.

They broke up. Oh no, this is from this week. Yeah, that's not old. Oh, I thought it was from this season, the Kings were in the playoffs. All right. Tell us. Go assume and shit.

Chill out, relax. Well, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it felt old too, the way he was talking about it. But yeah, this is, that can be very annoying when it's like, but I will say, how about this pal? This is when, now you're seeing what it's like to be a straight guy. No, no, no, no.

Someone's mad that their gay privilege is gone. Yeah, and used to be you and your boyfriend all like the same shit, everyone's having a good time when we're having, you're having drag race parties. But this is what it's like. Your partner doesn't give a fuck about the thing that you care about the most in the world. That's just what it's like, man.

So he's probably never gonna turn it fully around and really give a fuck. But he's just gonna have to every once in a while. I mean, try taking him to a game because all that's gonna do, live games are really fun. Like it is like a, it's a, it's a, it's kind of a party atmosphere. You know, get him fucked up, you know,

maybe get some, get him some kings, get him some purple poppers, you know? Like, like, like, like kind of meet him halfway, you know what I mean? Let him do shit he likes at the thing, at the stadium. And so, just make it more of a party atmosphere. You're right in terms of, I can't imagine how sick it was, like the Kings, they suck dick for like what, 20 years, this is the first time they've been in the playoffs.

And they were good, they almost beat the war, you know, they took the Warriors to a, they really pushed them in that series. It's an exciting time to be a Kings fan. So, my advice is just kind of back into the actual basketball with like, if a big, if in the playoffs or there's just a big game or like a fun party, like take him out, you know, go drinking and feel that energy of like,

how everyone's pumped about, about the Kings, go to a game, do some shit like that. But also ultimately, he's probably just not gonna ever give that much of a fuck. Yeah, all right. The closest he can get is like, just get him fucked up at a game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

But I will also ask, did you pick the gay guy because we're NYU grads? Yeah. You like sort of assumed like, oh, these guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you guys are dating, right? Yeah. Rajat submitted this about me. of a student like oh these guys yeah yeah yeah well you guys are dating right? yeah we're just submitted this about it

I didn't find myself this is you guys anyway thank you for your thank you I do feel like this guy's boyfriend watch basketball with style yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a fun thing. It's not something, it's like, it's a fun thing, it's pretending. Relationships like you're never gonna be into the same shit. Now, it's a real red flag if he's just like,

fuck you, don't ever speak to me about basketball. But also, you might be a little, coming on a little too strong. So pick your spots. It's probably every month or so, every two weeks trying to get him to, you know, watch a game with you or something like that. Don't overdo it. The playoffs can be a little much because it's like so, you know.

Save up for like, they make like a big moment. The big moments. Yeah. But it's just never gonna happen. It's sometimes just never gonna happen. But I love it. I love watching, like, watched basketball with girls I've dated and been like, yeah, this guy does, and I just pretend like I'm just repeating stuff I heard on podcast, but I feel so smart. Yeah. So just don't overdo it.

Try and kind of back into it with like non-the actual sports stuff. Go to a game, especially because if you go to a game and the vibes are so awesome, it's hard not to get caught up and I've had friends who moved to Portland were complete, was a complete non sports guy at all. And it's a similar town where all they have is the blazer, so everybody loves them. And he went to a couple games, you know, they had a time at the time, at the time,

the game was playing so cool. And he just became a kind of a basketball fan. So you might just want to try that way. Like take him to a game. Maybe don't go out to like a sports bar, sports bar, but like if it's a big win and the vibes are all, you live downtown already, you just go out and like have a good time, get fucked up, you know? That's how you're gonna want to do it.

But also he's just probably never gonna care that much. And there's probably shit he loves that you don't give a fuck about either. So you could, the other thing is you could kind of do the trade off of like, I'll do, you know, I'll do whatever fucking bullshit you like. And then you kind of owe me one. There is a little bit of that in a long term relationship where it's like, you know, you just kind of do stuff for your partner. But yeah, good luck, man. And thank you for calling in. The answer is no, we actually, a gay guy who

like sports counts as a straight guy. So that's not, we didn't do that for you guys. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have some other questions later on. We're going to end with even gay or questions like this. Hey, Scott, Eldis, and one of the special guests is thanks for taking this call.

The problem. Here's the situation. I need your expertise and guidance for a friend of mine who has been gathered indeed. The background is my buddy of the nicest dude ever. It's just moved to the middle of butt-fuck-know-where, South Carolina, thousands of miles away from his friends, his family, for this girl. Her family is from the town, and she has a ton of family there, and I think

objective we at Garbage Plate-Soulib. Nobody there, it sucks to drive like two hours to get the close airport. We literally getting paid less than one percent how for the strong which has an incredibly high ceiling. Most importantly what I think about the situation is she's not fun. She's always negative, she doesn't drink drink she doesn't do any drugs and she's super controlling that's not the worst part i don't know it's like a religious thing but all of our friends you know we don't really like her but we were seconded in the

movie like how do you tell someone not to follow love you know but here's the crux of our dilemma so we just found out we've wanted a broke up for the last six months. Oh, yeah. Such a nice guy. He's been manipulating the painter rent for the house. Oh, no! She's going to get back on her feet.

She has a job, all her family account. This is crazy to me. So when I asked him when he was at the least ending, he was like, you know what, it's just some, you know what, it's, it's, it's going to be fine, it ends in a month, but she wants me to look for a new place and she wants to keep not paying rent and she kind of wants a bedroom. I'm like, what is crazy? How are you going to leave it your ex-girlfriend?

You have no prospects of continuing this relationship. He's just so nice that you've been manipulated in this situation. Here's where I need your help. My goodness, he just told this guy, hey man, get the fuck out of there. This is a terrible situation. Move back close to your friends down. And move anywhere. You are in nowhere. Get a better job. We can get a job anywhere. And get way more money. And just be happier. And my group of friends think that that may be too harsh. And he has to figure out this lesson from himself. And he may be too nice and it may break people apart.

And I think it was crazy. So my question for you three, am I crazy for telling my boy, wanting you to get into an advantage of? I mean, all of our friends, it sounds like I'm the minority to say, we got to approach this very bluntly and tell them, and I'm not doing that because everyone's like this is

crazy. Secondly, which should I do in this situation? How could I be a better friend? And what should he do? Anyways, you guys the best appreciate your insights. Thanks so much, bye. Well, it's crazy that I'm somehow on this guy's side. Do you know what I mean? Like this started and I was like, shut the fuck up. He was so strange. What the fuck up dude?

Your friend moves, he got a girlfriend who cares, right? That's most of it. And all the detail about what a dumb bitch she was, I'm like, Jesus Christ, you're dumb as shit. And then he's like, oh and by the way, this girl who I said was horrible, she's been forcing my friend to pay her rent, even though they're not dating anymore.

Yeah, I mean, your friend is in a horrible situation. Sounds like a bad dynamic. And I actually cannot believe because of your vibes that I am fully agree with you. But I sort of am. Like, I think, and I kind of think, like if this was, for example,

I always, whenever it's a friend, I'm always like, if this was happening to Eldis, what would I do? I think I would literally drive to wherever you were and just fucking kidnap you, dude. Like, I'm not even kidding. I would literally, if this was happening where you're like paying someone's rent

and you've, you know, and it's probably, look, it's the middle of nowhere, South Carolina. Rent's probably $400 a month, right? It's two hours away from an airport in South Carolina. It's probably pretty affordable, but at the same time, this is so insane. Yeah. To be paying somebody's rent after they broke up with you

is kind of, I mean, I can't even, I actually am having a hard time even wrapping my head around how fucking weird that is. That's weird. And unless it's a kind of thing where it's like, they still kind of fuck sometimes, you know? Like that's the other thing, is this a fool getting taken advantage of situation?

Or is there like a weird, I had a friend who did live, but he didn't pay rent. He just kept living with her, because so his rent could be cheaper. And they occasionally would just kind of hook up, because that's what happens when like, two people that have fucked before and are like both single, it's like every once in a while,

they're like, all right, we'll cohabitate. And it's like, yeah, you would kind of get that as a bonus for living there, even though it's keeping you in some weird emotional limbo. Yeah, this is not even living together, I think. Yeah, that's the next part. It's like weird. It's one thing to be like, all right, whatever. I had this budgeted.

I'll just, it's still weird, but now when he's talking about moving out and she wants a bigger room, what the fuck is going on here? I don't even get, is it possible that this is true? Like, it's like, are you lying about how fucked, how fucked your friend is? I can't eat, like this is insane dude.

Yeah, so, and is your whole group of friends gaslighting you? Yeah, what's going on? They're fucking you. They're fucking you. Yeah, they're fucking you, bro. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, this kind of has me

a little flabbergasted. Yeah. I mean, okay, in terms of what to do in this situation, it also sounds like he's talking a lot of people are saying or people are finding this out. No one's directly talking to him. Like, if that's all he's talking to his friend at all, really.

It's that they found out that in the last six months, they broke up, it's like why are you not? How do you not know? Yeah, I think you should just call them. Call them, give them. You should definitely be talking to your friend more. The fact that you didn't know they broke up for six months means either you're not being

a good friend or he's hiding it from you or he's the only thing that's might be possible, he doesn't consider you that good a friend. Right? He's just like, I don't like him that dude. This is like the seventh closest friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, I'm really worried about you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I'm good, man. I don't care. My friend is wound up all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm gonna assume you're a good friend,

but, you know, but it would be so funny. If you're just kind of, we work together for like six months and you're this invested. But yeah, you gotta talk to your friend more. I mean, and I mean, the problem is, you can't, you don't control your friends. They want to do something that makes no fucking sense and is stupid as fuck. You can't really stop them. Again, if this is my best friend, I probably would legitimately,

but that's also my problem where it's like, I'm pretty with my friends when I think they're making a mistake, I will say that in a way that's almost useless because it's so blunt, that it's like, oh, well, there's no chance they're gonna listen to me. But if this was going on, I literally would try and like fucking kidnap elders. Well, I would literally just's like, oh, well, there's no chance they're gonna listen to me. But if this was going on, I literally would try

and like fucking kidnap Elvis. Well, I would literally just be like, you're not paying for this fucking bitch's house. I mean, you're out of your fucking mind, dude. It's hard to navigate when someone who you're very close with is doing something you know. It's like, just self-destructed. And you're like, don't do that.

But you're not sure, like, if you should tell them what to do. This is a case where I'm like, you should step in. This is really close to being like an emergency, which he's already paid a rent, and they're about to move out, like, you can't, and how about this? Go visit him, go get it, like it actually show up, like what's going on?

Like make him feel, he says people can be in these weird insular circumstances or if it's just him and her. That's the dynamic. She's kind of, if we're taking what he's saying at face value and this isn't a, he's not completely miss,

you know, it's like some kind of weird fucked up situation. He's sex trafficking this girl. He's like, his friend has been like, you know, you don't leave the house. We are not together anymore. I pay for everything and you don't fucking leave.

You know, like as long as he's saying is true and this ex that he hates is some kind of like, you know, Rasputin, that's kind of like that. That's got his friend in a fucking trance paying a rent. Go and make him see people that he doesn't know. Like people from his regular life, when you go into a fucked up dynamic, it can kind of help to break the spell where it's like,

you live like this, like visiting, I would visit my brother in college, and I would be like, this is what your life is like. Like, you should, or people would visit us when there was like five of us here, and they'd be like, Jesus, crush. What the fuck is going on? How do you people live like this?

And that's a good thing sometimes to kind of shake you from your life. Because weird shit becomes normal to you when you're all isolated. Yes, when that's all you do. So you may think sex trafficking is normal. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Like remember, when we were growing up, sex trafficking was not when we were growing up sex-trafficking was not Or his friend is getting traffic by her that would be awesome. She's his pimp That would be a girl boss win If she lured him to a remote part of America away from his family and friends and let whoever was around uses boy pussy for 25 bucks a pop. I wouldn't be happy, but that would be a girl boss win.

And it's a meaner job learned it, NY. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Girl boss wins, yeah, that you had to write a seminar on that. Yeah. So yeah, dude, talk to him, be a little more engaged in his life, and if you have the time to actually visit, you know, that might look, there's parts of South Carolina that are pretty nice to be around if you can get past all the slavery.

That is the crazy thing about Charleston, it's a beautiful city, and then you just like think for one second, you're like in this awesome old building, building It's on the water you're like wow, this is awesome And then you're like wait what do you think this old building was used for yeah, right? And it's like and you just automatically built this yeah Probably you know construction It's a little bomber when you start doing the math about some of the most beautiful buildings you were in. But yeah, dude, take a little, go to Charleston, they got beaches,

make a little trip, and then pop over to your friend and just kind of feel it out. If you're feeling that extreme about it, but just talk to him about it. And unless I'm missing something, your other friends seem to be slightly gaslighting you or don't care enough. Right. We're missing something.

Yeah, if you're not, there's definitely something we're missing from here. I think if you're not a close friend, don't go visit. Because then that's just another thing. This guy hasn't. That's true. I just got to deal with my ex and now this is like, we're a guy from college. Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna show him around, I guess. deal with my ex and now this like weird guy from college is down. I'm gonna show him around I guess. Can you guys ever been, have you ever been like

under the trance of any one of you ever had like a weird fucked up relationship where you're like, damn, how did I let this get this far? Did it ever happen to you guys? No, no. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have him call in on a live call and show, too. We're starting to do those. And sign up for the Patreon, because those are the Patreon only. I think that could help a lot. Well, the Colin's a Patreon only and we want to help the guy but we can't do it if he's not calling in. He's got five bucks.

He's got 1,500 bucks as per this bitch. He's got five for elders and stop. So good luck, pal. And also maybe take some anger management classes. You're a little wound tight. You're kind of pretty. This is a little meditate a little bit. All right, I'll hit us with another one, Big LD. All right, I have to go, I have to pass.

Take a little pitch. Take a little fucking pitch. Should we just break up this? No, I mean, we're pretty close right? We don't fucking it's one it's one twenty six. Okay cool No, let's just fucking play it fuck for shot Time dude all right go ahead man I'm a Greek kid from Brooklyn, much like you, Greek parent, and I'm a Greek right now with my girl. I've been here a bunch of times.

This is the first time that I'm having a real difficult time with a language. Then my own head about it. I speak a language, but I'm over here and I'm having the biggest problem just understanding people. So the first time. I drove my car on to the fair, no problem, got my tickets, no problem. But then the guy told me to make sure that my car alarm was off. And I realized I don't know what the fuck, the Greek word for car alarm is. So super weird. I'm in my head a little bit too much when I ask if you have any advice on how to get over it. I'll definitely be back in Brooklyn by the time you answer this if you do. But I'd appreciate it anyway, because I'm going

to come back again, of course. And Elvis, just one of the shout, you out, man, I'm over here, never want to actively hate the Albanian. I'm one of the minority of people. I don't know that opinion. But you know, I met someone who owns the Airbnb on that with her partner, and she mentioned she was Albanian, and I was like, you, that's fucking awesome. And I just got you out, Elbis because I think your is calling you more for the Albanian people. Of course this. Then anyone else this calls a guy being like, hey,

stuff. I don't know Greek as well as I want to any advice by the and by anyway, here's fucking 10 minutes on how cool Albanians are. The fuck am I going to tell this guy? Dude, do a lingo and then he's sucking off Albanians He's like isn't it cool an Albanian owned property in Greece? It's not that we're not they're not fucking second-class citizens. We're doing some fun ironic racism We know Albanians are not actually incapable of owning property and ending to an Airbnb

Finish go ahead finish. Let's see what else he has to say in the world and within next year you're probably going to be a a billion dip matter something maybe become mister leap up no this book of fun so anyway love you guys love the pie pie pie this is the question and uh... fuck you up say what you will about the Greek people they're not all bad apples shout out to this guy he's something great guy he's got a set in the right place

mute your own mic okay I don't know what you wanted me to tell you buddy spend more time in Greece study what's his question is his question what's the word for car yeah yeah yeah fuck not on the mistita, that's fan. Fuck, what is a Karl-Arman Greek?

Look at that, how about that? Look that up, Karl-Arman Greek. That'll be us helping him. Now, you know, if you subscribe to the $5 Patreon. Yeah, we speak it too easily. It's all Greek. It's full Greek. Yeah.

We speak the patrons all in Greek. Come on, be faster with this motherfucker. Two A's. Sinai get a mouse. Sinai get a mouse after kinitu. Okay, there you go, buddy. It's Sinai get a mouse after kinitu. Happy? You would have gotten a real answer if you didn't praise Albanians for that long.

You can give them one quick compliment, but you're not, I don't want you to double down and be that pleased that you're a aerobie. Why are you happy you're aerobium b-owner is Albanian? That's weird. You shouldn't care what it's like to have a aerobium b-owner. It's who there is. Yeah, it's who there is.

It's not, there's no ethnicity that would be pretty exciting. Yeah, that's a great question. I'm trying to think, it would probably be something rare. Yeah, it's like one of those guys. Vatican City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy with the Vatican City. Yeah, yeah's a great question. I'm trying to think it would probably be something rare. Yeah, it's like one of those guys. Vatican City. Vatican City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least a big cardinal. Yeah.

Some guy decked that on red. Or if it was like one of those like a guy from the Amazon, like a little ass, little ass, like jungle dude. It's like if that guy was like, you know what, fuck the jungle. I'm gonna put on a little suit I'm gonna own property who starts watching like fucking videos about passive income That would be fucking awesome if just like sub three and a half foot guy with like a little bull cut That's the place

That actually would be that wouldn would make me kind of excited. But those are the two. That would be. It's Vatican City and it's, you know, Amazonian Pigme Guy. That's it. I did have an experience with an older Greek guy once and me and stuff, both new to that.

When I met him, he like, Oh, that was awesome. He was making some small talk and he was like, I told him I'm Albanian, he's like, Hey, you know, I came to this country back in 1970 whatever like before any of that stuff over there. So I've never had any problems with Albanians He said it like he was like look, I have no it was like it was like a guy in the South in the 50s being like I have no problem with black people. That's how he said it though.

And it's like, it was hilarious. It was so weird that he had some work art. Yeah. You're the mayor. It was fucking awesome. Let's do one more for the fell. Before we let these fellas go, something good, something nice.

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Check out this time, his world Patreon. All right, I'll just play a, let's do uh... play a self of the nice question here hey stop uh... good to keep details about myself kind of limited it'll make sense later uh... a major uh... and off the rails a little bit uh...

you know started buying like a craft from like gun and i'll And you know started buying like a craft kind of like guns and Cool now, but basically I met this girl Revealing things are getting kind of serious, but I still have like, you know a bunch of guns like laying around my apartment And you know they're all for sure and things like that But I also kind of like carry a lot to you on wife's and everything so too. You know, I do training with a bunch of people.

But I just don't want to scare the shit out of her with all this stuff, you know. I still kind of believe in like a lot of that sort of trephing attitude. So it's not like, you know, I want to get rid of that, you know, that stuff. But yeah, it's kind of a thing that I understand why it was scared of shit out of a lot of people. Okay, that's not going to keep it on the down well.

I don't accept what I'm calling it until, you know, a national podcast, which is probably going to not bite me in the ass anyway. But yeah, just wondering what your advice is as far as like how I should handle the situation or maybe like how I should tell her. So, this is the most me appreciated on that. Hey, stop, I lost my mind during the pandemic and bought a hundred guns. And I'm afraid it might fuck up my relationship shit. Is there, how do I tell her? By the way, I still have the guns.

He's like, he's like, I'm good now. He's like, I lost my mind in the pandemic and I bought enough guns for a little militia. I'm good now. Still have the guns. I'm not. I didn't change anything. I'm not gonna do a shooting. Don't you think, buddy, that the fact that you met a nice woman and one of your high and look, let's leave my position on guns out of it. You picked up a hobby during the pandemic and it's, you're afraid it's going to scare the hose, right? If you think your hobby is going to scare a nice woman, maybe you shouldn't do that hobby.

That's what I'm saying or dial it back, right? Guns, whatever it is, what it guns that you're like, you know, I don't know what, if you became a twitch streamer during the pandemic, like whatever it is, what it guns you're like, you know, I don't know if you became a Twitch streamer during the pandemic, like whatever it is, if you're worried, if you're this worried about it, now look, I'm not a gun guy, I think, probably somebody like you, you said you went crazy during the pandemic, a guy who's, you know,

will I able to go crazy? I don't know that I want him to have thousands of bullets in his home. That's kind of my thing, right? I also know I'm mentally ill. I have friends who are more mentally ill than me. I don't think they should have guns

because you never know when things get cookie, what might happen when you have a fucking gun in the house, right? But that's fine, that's what you want to do. I would say, you guys are big gun guys. Yeah, yeah I actually have some advice as to how he can show her try to fire a bullet at her and get as close as possible to be like babe. I have a surprise for you put an apple on her head And I think she will appreciate how cool that is

Yeah, so be like now I know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah more have her stand straight in front of you and then bend the bull in a round They're like that Angelina Jordan. I would say how's that called down with her watch wanted So change will be singing a different to okay, you know, actually, you know, we start We are having a good time. We're joking around. We're a couple of jokes here, but legitimately, the moment I'm the most pro guns is right after I've watched John Wick. So I would say sit her down, let her watch, watch at least one and four, minimum, back-to-back.

You could probably skip three. I love the whole franchise, but maybe the beginning in the end big fight scenes in three you could keep I love the knife Where he's he's fighting those Japanese dudes in the beginning and like a old-fashioned like weapons armory And he's like fucking him up with like a knife That's cool in the very end at the at the continental yeah when the guys It's like blood glow in the dark and he's fighting a bunch of guys with like, riot gear.

That's cool in the third one. You can watch, so you'll watch those two scenes, watch one, two, those two scenes in three, and then all of four, some masterpiece. And then, after we're talking about probably, that's about seven hours of John Wick, then show her all your guns. He's gonna be fucking pumped.

He's gonna be like, these are sick. I just watched Kianu, who's an awesome guy, use these. Yeah. You know what? He's people of him. He's got an age-appropriate girlfriend. Oh my God. It's so appropriate.

That's like inappropriate in the others. Yeah. He's like, yeah. Yeah. He just has gray hair. And these are good guys. If the guns are good enough for Keanu, they're good enough for. I think if you go the John Wick route, how you should reveal the guns is keep them under your garage. Yeah. Sledgehammer somebody, somebody wrongs you. Yes. When she pisses you off, make her watch you,

sledgehammer into concrete. Yes. I'll be like, oh! Yeah, that's a great idea. My favorite part of the third John Wick movie is they like, they shoot the dog, like one of the villain shoots the dog,

and it's like really upsetting, and then the dog slowly turns over and reveals he's wearing a bullet proof vest. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. It's like a dog. You know that dog is fucking rules. I was so sad for the moment I thought the dog was dead. Anyway, great.

Just check out John Wick, man. Check it out. Yeah, dude. Okay, so maybe, maybe you want to... What do you think the ideal... What do you think the ideal amount of guns your girlfriend would want you to have is? Is it zero?

Is it one? Is it two? And how many do you have? It sounds like 40, 50. So, at the very least, can we get rid of some of the guns? Do you really need this many fucking guns? Try think about it that way and you're talking about the prepping thing I got used for you, pal. The world goes belly up your fucked. You're not going to protect anyone with all your fucking guns. You are, you might kill

a couple people, but you're probably, you know, the food's over, there's no water, this prepping shit, I don't mean to be, you know, you probably think you haven't figured out, but just try and live in this world we live in today. And look, I'm not telling you not to have a couple fucking cans of tuna laying around or some fucking Vienna sausages and one or two guns,

and maybe a lot of ammo for those guns. If you're worried about prepping, you want a couple reliable guns and a bunch of fucking ammo, right? What the fuck you doing with this many guns? So, I would say just treat it like cleaning your apartment and it's like, are you gonna get it completely clean when a girl comes over?

No, just get it, just make it clear. They completely clean when a girl comes over? No. Just get it. You just make it clear. They can have it done in effort. I've made an effort. Yes. It's acceptable. It's acceptable. Yes.

Have a, get rid of some guns and make it like acceptable. You don't want, you don't want her fucking walking into an armor. You don't want her walking in and there's fucking guns on the wall and all this kind of shit because she'll be like this is an insane person. Or if you love the gun so much, find some dumb bitch that likes shit like that. Those are your two options. If you're afraid, this is gonna like, you know,

if you're afraid it's gonna like turn her off, then you know, maybe take that as an opportunity to maybe scale back and you seem to have, it's usually cause he has some context on how he overdid it. But he's kept the guns. Yeah, which is the interesting thing. He seems to think because he's like mentally cool now.

Yeah, yeah. It's like it's all good. Yeah. Well, now I'm not gonna do anything with the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's bad. I was before, but now I'm. Yeah. Yeah.

So yeah, dude, that's all I would say. And how you bring it up is just like, I do, look, I am partial to the argument. I don't agree with it, but it's like, I'm trying to, you know, your license, you do training, you do all that stuff. So I understand the argument of like, hey, look, man, we're never getting rid of guns,

and I just want one to protect my family. That's not my stance. I think, hey look man, we're never getting rid of guns and I just want one to protect my family. That's not my stance, I think like I said, I don't want to gun around because I, you know, I've, I almost cut, I cut myself with like, fucking, like, you know, I had a very deep cut because I was trying to make a water, I was trying to make a gravity ball and it went and I was holding the bottle and I

was like I wanted to punch a one side of it and I didn't think that maybe would go through the other side and I just completely stabbed myself right here. And with the gun you would shoot it. And I would have held it and I would have shot it and I would have no use in my left hand. So I don't want to gun around my house and also statistically people with guns, you're more likely to get shot if you have a gun in the house, who knew? But I understand the argument of like,

look, I do training, I'm serious about this stuff. So if you really are, you do training, you're licensed. You have a cup, it's okay to have some guns for protection, whatever. But if you're worried that you look insane because you have too many guns, you probably look insane because you have too many guns, you probably look insane because you have too many guns. And you could just be like,

hey, I have a certain amount for protection and all that stuff, but nothing crazy. So. I feel like at the very least, he says he has guns laying all over the, of course. Yeah. It sounds like fucking taxi driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think like he doesn't even need to get rid of any guns, necessarily just get like a nice big knit. Step one, get him knit, get him to store them by shelf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of those bookshelves that like turns around. Oh, that's good. You know, that's one of those, yeah. That would be sick.

It does seem like he implies like that they're like jutting out of his mattress. Yeah. Like there's no way around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking at the gun. Yeah, yeah. I know what to do.

My floor is littered with guns. Yeah, yeah. They're just throwing. They're just throwing. Yeah. So stop. That's a great point now. There's don't have them way around.

At least, even if you just get like, you know, you see a nice big gun cabinet with a light on the different shelves or something. Make it look like the decorations are classy. That does soften the blow instead of like conspiracy theorists who's worried about doxing himself on Stavis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And take all your Nancy Pelosi literature down as well.

Hide that. Or replace it with a hammer. Yeah. Hell yeah, brother. All right, dude, so yeah, good luck with all your fucking guns and shit and you know it sounds like you're doing better but you know if you have to maybe talk to a therapist or maybe just go straight to psychiatrist. Because this sounds a little more chemical than like I need to get some stings off my

chest. But that's our advice pal, good luck and And you know, get a nice little gun rack for yourself. Hopefully you don't shoot your dick off. I think that's gonna do for us, fellas. Thank you so much for coming on the pod. Very funny, gotta come back. Thank you, man. I will interrogate your personal lives way more.

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You and your partner are gonna love it. That goes double for you, LD. I can't wait. I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together?

We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mum and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family, whether you're traveling with friends or with family

for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb.