Stavvy's World - #51 - Joe List and Robert Kelly

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Joe List and Robert Kelly return for a special Thanksgiving edition of Stavvy's World, complete with family bickering, late arrivals, political arguments, finger-pointing, cigar-smoking and more. Joe, Bobby and Stav helps callers including a guy whose live-in girlfriend moved out and ghosted him after getting an abortion without telling him, and a man who went feels guilty after cheating on his wife with a threesome, but still wants to do one with her. Freeze Pipe is turning Black Friday into Green Friday with their biggest sale of the year that’s going on right now. From now until the end of November you can save up to 30% off a huge selection of pipes, bubblers, bongs, joint chillers and more at https://thefreezepipe.com/. Plus if you see something you like that’s not on sale use code STAVVY for 10% off your entire order. Follow Joe List on social media: https://www.comedianjoelist.com/ https://www.facebook.com/comedianjoelist/ https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@JoeListComedy Follow Robert Kelly on social media: https://www.facebook.com/robertkellylive/ https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels but then it was obvious get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods

and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family.

Whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb. Upa! Welcome everybody to Stop These Worlds. This, honestly, I'm not even going to front, maybe my favorite episode we've done the whole time. Our Thanksgiving special, we have Joe List, we have Bobby Kelly coming on here in just a second. Two of my close comedy family, it felt like Thanksgiving, this is my comedy father and Joe feels like my comedy bro.

Took me in when I came in, it's gonna be a great, great episode, you're gonna love it. But first I just wanna hit very important points, December 5th, I've said it before, if you weren't listening, my special, my second hour special is coming out on Netflix, December 5th, fat rascal, put it in your calendars, we need you to watch it, let's go to the top baby.

Stavis world's never end in, but let's get a little, let's get a little mainstream success as well. Let's get to the top baby. Stavis world's never end in, but let's get a little mainstream success as well. Let's get off the internet. Let's get elder some health insurance. Please watch the special, and then if you're in the New York area, December 1st, right before that, December 1st, I'm ending the fat rascal tour at the Beacon Theater. The last time I'm doing that material live in this beautiful space. And not only that, if that's not enough good news for you, I have even better good news for you.

Okay, even better than a huge accomplishment in my career. Freeze pipe is turning Black Friday into Green Friday folks. Their biggest sale of the year. Visit freezethefreezepipe.com today to enjoy their biggest sale of the year visit freeze the freeze pipe dot com today to enjoy their biggest sale of the year that's right from now until the end of november you can save up the thirty percent of a huge selection of pipes bubblers bongs joint chillers and more at the freeze pipe dot com that's right plus if you see something you like that's not on sale, use code stave, stavvvy for 10% off your entire order. Now, Eldis, start the music. Let's

start this episode off for real for real this time and welcome Joe and later on Bobby. Oh, welcome everybody to Stave's World 904 800 stop calling and solve all your problems We have a very special holiday thanks giving addition here with my bro Joe miss he's got the holiday socks on Well I guess I always back to asshole because I like to be fresh for my guests

I like to shower right before a podcast. I a podcast. We were supposed to meet at noon. Joe's here on time. I'm still sharing. I'm still washing my little nuts. And unfortunately, there was a puddle of water. You like to drip dry? I like to drink it into the water. Fresh salt. My fresh tight. You know, fresh, shallow, sour, tight, fitting, and just a puddle of stov-waw. Puffle. Not the worst in a wet sock. I'd rather have a fist in my asshole than a wet sock. That's a bra- look, it's brutal, and I apologize deeply.

I fucked up big time. I should not have done- and as a result, I'm giving you some holiday socks. You're using- and you're putting in a fat, David's mouth. These are nice. You gave me it. And you're putting in fat dates and mouth. But days are nice. You gave me some nice, do you replace my, just,

let's bleep out the, no free advertising. Oh, and advertising. Oh. Well, sorry. I said their name after your sets. I love folks. Now people can figure it out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I hate, whatever. No, there's nothing to do. Oh, you're like anti-capitalist, whatever. No, no, yeah, no I hate whatever There's nothing to do. You're like anti-capitalist whatever. No, no listen And I'm a little anti-capitalist of course, but if we're I can tell by your three bedroom apart It's my fucking workspace also. What do you want from me? I do live a capitalist nightmare My best friend is also my best employee I've or our lives are completely intertwined Most of my apartment is taken over by storage

and studio space. I, nice socks. They're good. They're good, unfortunately. But we don't, Eldis has bleeped out all the brand because I'm not against, look, if we're gonna play inside of the system,

I'm gonna get paid if you fucking say my, you know what I mean? Like, the company has to pay me. They don't get free Like a true socialist This is a perfect comes apart somewhere this is a friend this really is the perfect Thanksgiving episode Because it's family arguing about politics right to start and our father is late Bobby was supposed to be here our father forgot about us And our father is late. Bobby was supposed to be here.

Our father forgot about us. So there is. It was Friday, it was this Friday and you knew it. Yeah. Yes, yes, he's so Bobby Kelly might pop in here folks. We don't know. He let's let's play. Let's see if we can play his voice mail.

That was just he of course he yelled. He called mad at me because he forgot the podcast. He's the king of the call me text. Yes. The text he's ever sent me say call me. Yeah, which is inferior. Like nerve-racking. Yeah, just say hey, nothing, nothing big. And then I call and he's like, what's up, dude? Just checking in. I'm like, I'll just write that. That's fuck. Yeah, dude, I'm having a panic attack over here.

All right, let's see if it plays. It works. Stop, Rose. That's it let's see if it plays. Stop roast. Stop roast. That's it, that's the first one. That's all he said. It's just stop roast, and then the second one. Yo. Just two separate voice mails.

Stop roast and yo. So he claims he left, he claims he left over 20 minutes ago, maybe he'll be hearing about over under Elders. Let's set it at 55 minutes and see if Bobby gets here. These guys always want to say they live 12 minutes away. And I'm going to be one of them. I'm going to be with the Jersey at some point.

Everybody goes, oh, it takes me 11 minutes. No traffic. One time Bobby and I, we were at the seller and I was saying I wanted to move to Jersey Shore. He said you should move to Weston Shore. That's right. Interesting. Yeah, I want to be in a nice red county, baby.

You want to be in the Jersey Shore in December? Yeah, why not? The ocean's beautiful in the winter. Okay. Yeah, what do you want to be in a story in December? I like it, yeah. I like it, too. I like whatever you like.

But we were talking, and I was like, he's like red banks too far and I'm like I looked it up I'm like it's it's an hour and one minute look put in your address and he you can see him looking at his phone for a second He's like dude. It's 45 minutes. Yeah, and I was like wait It's like 56 minutes. I'm like you got me beat by five minutes and I'm next to the ocean right to good point Beach bum Joe's at the second act. I think I like my son to be a nice, oceany spiritual guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A surfer maybe. We're going to get an orange Subaru cross track. He surfboard up there. Big old Trump sticker on the back.

Trump surfer. You want him to be like on the beach kind of. Yeah. Exactly. Servedive. That's fun. That's a type of guy for sure. That's San Diego. That's all San Diego. Well, it's like Republican surfers. I might go Pacific Northwest also. My best friends out there, you know, get some trees, the mountains, the hiking. It is not.

I will say that's the nicest summer I've ever experienced. It's a Pacific Northwest. Now the rest of the year though. That's the US stuff. It's pitch black at four o'clock and right now. All day every day. I slow Joe, you wanna talk about wet socks? I know. That's the US stuff. It's pitch black at four o'clock in the rain all day every day. You want to talk about wet socks? I know. That's the wet sock capital of a fucking American. And Stavis not going to be next door to

give me some nice. Stop saying the brains. He could have just said socks. Now this is a nice advertisement. This is an advertisement for our advertisers. Look what an opportunity you missed, folks. Joe said a brand name on the flicker. The flicker clip. What? I'm trying to sell some merch here. Let's try to move some product.

Oh, damn. So, and we should congratulate Joe, the birth of his child. How about a nice round of applause? Thank you. I'm a dad. That's awesome, dude. Weird, you came and saw the baby. You're one of the few people. So cool.

He's so cute. Which by the way, we went to the doctor like three days later and we're like, we're thinking about heading up to Thanksgiving. Is that gonna be a problem? She's like, oh, nobody should be seeing him. He's not, he'll be nice. And I was like, oh, she's like, you don't have visitors, dude.

No. No. We had like 48 people over there. Louis came over, you were over. Well, the bonus was there. The good news is the people who are seeing him aren't, people that travel for a living and come into contact with thousands of people per weekend.

Just handing them right over to everybody. I mean, Louis hasn't watched his hands since 1985. I feel like, Modus has got to be clean, I think. He seems like a clean boy. But yeah, you are filthy. I'm a filthy, I'm a, Modus has got to be clean, I think. He seems like a clean boy. But yeah, you are filthy. I'm a filthy, I'm a filthy little hog. Well, I had to be bringing him in the mud.

When he was born, I actively had COVID. I remember, because I had just had it. Me and Eldish. That's right, I had just had it. Yeah, then you got it. But, so maybe stronger now. I think it'll be okay. It's fine as people are very anti-vaxxed,

but I'm like, well, can you just hit them now? Yeah, just fucking get it. I mean it is bloodstream going. He's too weak soul. He'll die. I'm like this well You're telling me you can't be near Stavros. I'm going to rest this Are you not gonna take him to real thing? Yeah real Thanksgiving or I think we're gonna take him and just go you know I don't want to shoot everyone you know wash your hands whatever. Yeah, I mean people people do it Yeah, I don't know I think you're fine as long as you don't have like 40 people in his face or something But I don't trust anybody just particularly my family, but anybody if you're like hey my baby has no immunity What's the ever and if he gets cold, we have to go to the ER

and he could die. Even in that circumstance, people are still like, I got a cold, but it's not. Nobody is like actively gonna give up a party. Of course. Because they have the snuff snuff snuff snuff snuff snuff. Oh, dude, thanksgiving. Exactly.

Full of pie. Imagine if you were still drinking. Imagine you're in a, take it, you're out of the situation. You're in an armchair. You're still drunk Uncle Joe, right? Full of pie, full of turkey. Just fucking watching football. And somebody says, quick, we have to go to the hospital.

You'd be like, ah, yeah. I'm getting some robotussin. He's good. He's okay. He's good. Put some townhulpe on his bottle. He'll sleep it off. Fucking nerd.

But yeah, he's there. He's a baby. You held him. I held him. He's a good guy. I was there for his smell, this first smelly shit. Yeah, he's been having some nice big shits. Karen Fien came over and his,

his umbilical quid thing fell off. Right when she got there. I feel like he was like, oh, I gotta clean up. I know this. This is a babe. I thought you were gonna tell me he's a little dick got hard for the first time. No.

You can just smell her endorphins. No, mine little dick on hard. But so, his belly button fell off. And by the way, she is outgifting everybody. I mean, you brought a nice, beautiful, two-piece track suit. Yeah, I love it. But she brought, like, I mean,

really stuffed animals a nice outfit I mean she really went all out man her her she's really trying to trick her body into thinking she doesn't want kids She's really trying to gift it out of her system and not have to take stock of her life No, she was the best she was like all right asleep. I mean she she's, she's the mom. Let's get care. Oh, yeah, she should have done. You've left Sarah for Karen. No, I left a baby. Sarah and the baby are out. Okay. They're like Barbie and Ken. Sarah and I haven't seen the baby in four days. That's all she's at the fiat He's holding the ring light Yeah, yeah, I give him some production experience. That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, I definitely do see that though I mean I get where shit. I got outgift care now. All right. All right. Yeah, I mean, it's it's been late I mean a bot it was a nice but it was called like. Something some kind of nice. She does have a good taste.

Very nice. She gets really nice stuff. It's the Thanksgiving outfit. Like we're putting them in it. Damn. It's very nice, nice stuff to animal. Couple stuff to animals. She brought some, all kinds of desserts from some high end.

Well, the baby can't even eat desserts, so. I can. Fuck. Yeah. You came up with one outfit. I didn't, I thought that was pretty good. I didn't. I thought that was pretty good. I think it's shit from hell.

Alright, a couple of stuff to animals. I'll get you a Mars bar. We got to catch up to Fien. That is interesting though, because I totally get it. I'm shitting on Karen because it's total self-reflection because I am at the place where I'm like, my friends are having kids and I'm like, oh this is probably something I should be doing. Oh yeah.

You know what I mean? Your body is like, hey man, where's our kid? Where's the thing? Like it's like, because I love your kid, I love my best friend growing up, she had a kid. You know, there's a couple babies that I am so invested in. Sure. But then you're like, in a biological sense, like, well, you know, there's a couple babies that I am so invested in. Sure. But then you're like, in a biological sense,

like, well, I mean, this fucking guy isn't your genes. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. And there's a party that holds a baby that you're like, oh, this is, I love this kid, but I want it to flourish. But then you're like, I should probably have my own kid. You got to have a kid, have a kid.

Although I would be a good ass. I kind of also like the idea of just being the uncle that does come through with some nice gifts and, you know. It's very fun, I'm balls, I'm fungal Joe. You are fungal Joe. I'm Papa Joe. Papa Joe. It's exciting, but it is weird, because the baby,

he just looks right through, he does no connection yet, which Veter said to me, he's like, he doesn't really feel like your baby you don't run until like eight months in. And I legitimately was like, Veter's a fucking psycho. More on. And then I come home, the baby.

He's literally, Sarah keeps joking. It looks like he's looking over you for someone cooler. He just is like, he doesn't, he's, he's an open migrant or Montreal party. He's just constantly looking for a boykin. He just seemed like this. He's not, there's no, I mean obviously, I love him,

but you don't feel like you can't, there's no tricks where mean obviously I love them, but you don't feel like you can't there's no tricks where he's like Ah dad, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him pulling my finger and fart and nothing nothing that's bombing Eight months you think huh, that seems too much. I mean, that's that's going to Vitor Yeah, we could bump that down to like maybe six. I mean, he's been on the road for seven months Yeah, he's been more time with Sam then. Sam Nate and who else? He, Veter's never not on the road, dude. Yeah, he's on the road a lot.

Yeah, so. So, how the fuck is he going to connect with his child? Veter's his son as much as we see his son basically. Have a kid, have a kid with Karen. You think so? That'd be nice pairing. That'd be fun. Yeah.

If she took care of it mostly, I think she would. Yeah, okay. The women do that. They just like naturally, all right, Karen, if you want to come over and get cream pie, do the things to Joe. Colin! Colin! This is where you can really recruit your mom to raise you and Karen's kids.

Well, my mom really wanted me to have kids, like, you know, 10 years ago probably. Yeah. And she was like, you know, when are you gonna have a kid? And I was like, I was like, listen, I could, you need a kid, I could get you a kid. And I was like, are you gonna rate, I was like, I literally was like, will you raise it if I get you a fucking grandchild?

And she was like, no, I'll help with it. But I'm like, well, they know, it's off. That's the thing, grandparents want to be, they want to be like you and Finn. They want to come over with a new track suit and a couple cookies and go, there you go, little buddy. They don't want to fucking pick the kid up in school. Yeah, they've already done it.

Yeah, exactly. And they're willing to tell you that angrily over and over again. I already did this shit. I'm like, all right, sorry. My mother says that more than any sentence. Yeah, I already did that. Sorry My mother says that more than any sentence Yeah, I already did that Your son's been alive for two weeks I'm like alright. Yeah, sorry

This is awesome this will break this is a whole new era of therapy for Joe Well, it's good for that stuff too because you can't you can't sit around worrying about what happened to you You're the captain now right Right, right, right. You gotta, you know, you focus on him. You gotta start ruining his life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about your own shit. You gotta ruin his life by accident instead of on purpose.

Exactly. But a lot of parents did a generation ago. This is like, you loving him too much. Do you worry about that where it's like, damn, I'm gonna have a coddled ass kid who knows love. We were just talking about this, but it's like, every time you cry, you pick him up, because it's like, damn, I'm gonna have a coddled ass kid who knows love. We were just talking about this, but it's like, every time you cry, you pick them up, because you're like,

but he's only two weeks, what they say is like, survive. That stuff comes later, where you gotta let them be tough, but it's hard, you gotta make them tough, but also, my niece and nephew, I'll discipline a little bit. I'm like, we're not doing that shit.

Which is fun, that's what's so fun about being the silly, fun funkel guy, because then when you get serious, they're like, oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're just always serious all the time, they rebel and they're like, this guy's a fucking ass. Right, right, right.

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my buddy Derek, his wife who we're really close with and his kids. But what time, they lived in the Pacific Northwest and it was like 48 degrees and their son's like six. He's got a t-shirt on. And I said I'm like, you gotta put a coat on him. And my friend Eric was like, well, he doesn't want to wear, you gotta pick your battles.

And I was like, you should pick this battle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 48 degrees. And then I went and had a good time. I got a down in me. Hey buddy, you need a coat. I have a coat Yeah, you're never gonna be like me if you don't wear a coat And he said but I don't want your teeth

He's like you're late as special didn't do as well as the last two And I was like all right enjoy your t-shirt fuck face That's the Yeah, oh really then you ripped the shirt off. Oh,, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You know they're for the forbidden fruit even more well people write that to me They're like I can't wait if you have a kid you'll stop making so many fucking jokes about child abuse Yeah, yeah, we'll see we'll see about that buddy. Is that Bobby is here. No, it's my brother asking about posting a video online Not Bobby yet though over if you have fifth you have it you have a running right oldest yeah, we're at 16. Yeah, not even close to getting Bobby dude Bobby Bobby Bobby's not at the 45 minutes away if we're lucky. Plus the parking. We got a beacon park

in the driveway. Whoa. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, you can too, but you're right here. Yeah, I want to take a nice stroll. Beautiful stroll. Really, you really get your money's worth leaving your wife with the newborn, you know, take a stroll. It's really nice. Yeah, I worked my way back. I was like, I'm gonna run, grab breakfast in my coffee, and then I call my mother to talk to her for like 25 minutes. I call Derek, I'm talking to him for 30. I come back, I'm like, I'm not even thinking about it.

90 minutes later, I'm like, oh, whoops. Sorry. But you're just, you're still living your life. Right, right, right. Yeah, shit, sorry about that. We were starting, I just did a gig in Vegas, and then you're like, well, what am I gonna do? Not, gamble all day. Of course. So I'm like texting her, I'm like, I just hit Vegas and then you're like, well, what am I going to do? Not. Yeah. Campbell all day. Of course.

So I'm like texting her. I'm like, I just hit pocket queens. I'm about five hundred. She's like, that's great. The baby hasn't stopped crying in two days. Damn, dude. You know, they used to put a little whiskey on the baby's gums. I know. My uncle, he used to put mountain do. He has kids. He dipped mountain in mountain do and give it to the baby. Which is like straight up child abuse. It's crazy. And none of us thought anything of it.

We were like nice. Good trick. That baby's like a sick. Good trick. Yeah. The babies are all dead, but. Yeah. Put some oak leaves on that baby.

That baby can skateboard. What point did Mountain Dew become like white trash thing? Like, when I was a kid, maybe that's because I was white trash. You just beat me to I don't remember anybody talking but I grew up in a very When when did hitting your wife become white trash when the hell was when did not give you your wife a nice backhand But when you were a kid with that people talk about mountain dew Well, I was poor giving your wife a nice backhand, but when you were a kid with people talk about Mountain Dew, this is so stupid. Well, I was poor too.

Right. So there was definitely Mountain Dew around, but I do feel like it had a light white trash. Even for us, that a bit of a white trash connotation. Eldis, you wanna weigh in? I will say, I think Joe's kinda right, because like, you used to see like advertising and shit for Mountain Dew.

You still do? I guess. I feel like now it's a lot of like advertising and shit from mountain do you still do I Guess I feel I feel it's a lot of like the novelty shit like the code red sure Yes, or it's like 7-11 mountain-do Slurpy or some shit like that Well, I also think that it was it was kind of in that Cheetos like What's the fucking what's the Capri Sun Zone of like sunny, deep, and of like cool, radical kid zone. And I do think slowly it did get co-opted by white trash a little bit. Yeah. And also, yeah, I do think it wasn't as bad then.

Well, I think also Soda stopped, I think what happened was when, you know, especially, you know, when we were kids, Soda was like the last of the Mohicansicans of cigarettes and like, at booze. And shit like that where it was like, you could, it was like the last surviving thing that was clearly bad for children that you could just be like, drink three of these a day.

And you'll be cool like Tony Hawk. And it was like, I do think once everyone was like, we really shouldn't, or once there was probably regulation, I was like, you can't do this to children anymore. That's when everyone's like, we really shouldn't, or you know, once there was probably regulation, I was like, you can't do this to children anymore. That's when it became like, well now the only kids drinking Mountain Dew are white trash because they're the ones whose parents see it as, don't give a fuck anymore.

I think that's a good point. I think you really just put your finger on it. Thanks, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I quit drinking soda a few years ago, and I do see someone with like a fucking big jug of soda and I'm like, my God. Yeah, you fucking animal.

Well, I always thought it was weird, because I would drink soda with a meal. I always thought it was weird for somebody to just be out on a stroll, pop into a bodega, and come out with a big Pepsi. Yeah. This is just my hanging out drinking Pepsi. Yeah, that's crazy.

To me, Pepsi goes with French fries and a hot dog. I'm with you, I said pizza. I'm a fully with, it's a great barbecue drink. It's a great, you wanna treat yourself with a meal, you're really being, you know it's a treat, you know it's a little bad or whatever, but it's like, yeah, wash down a fucking burger and fries with it. No, this fucking animal, when he's really on his soda thing,

we'll have three in a sitting. El just stretches the what's acceptable of the habit with the meal thing. We're, he'll order one the moment like like the way Trisha is just dropping the host. He'll order it with the hostess. They'll bring him one before we get waters and then if I can suck that one down, have one with his meal, then we'll have a dessert soda. Oh boy. When you're on the road it doesn't feel real. Well we were, I mean while we were when I was like doing clubs like last year.

The show was just blowing. I was getting so many close to the green room. It was crazy. Now do you not drink alcohol? I do. I try not to like when we're working, especially now that like shit is so busy. It's so much to do like we might have a nightcap. We might have like one at the end,

but I would never even like, I mean, I'm'm not a big drinker I'm much more of a weed guy but even when I was like drinking more when I was younger and doing comedy I never wanted to be I couldn't be any kind of under the influence when I did comedy like I actually took it seriously from like 20 and on I read that book things pussy say? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I'm sorry I wasn't blacking out and getting Oh, but not color I'm getting like a toothless blow jobs from drifters with me and my four other friends Which is one of my favorite Joly stories somebody didn't weigh 17 years in their career What is that thing where it was like you guys just brought some atrocious woman back to your place and all five of you that live in that house got sucked off

No, that was that was for I'm sorry This particular is right the third one. Yeah, she blew everybody I didn't come because I got freaked out. I was like this is too much I was on packs a lot of time and truck and I was like this is too much you were third out of yeah I think I was third and then sure, third is a tough one. We went upstairs and we woke up. This is a different time ago. This is a long time ago.

Before, before you had a child. I've made a man's and many years ago, 20 years ago. He made a man, they all visited her grave to make a man's. But, I went upstairs and woke up my buddy and I was like, you gotta get up. It's a woman blowing everybody. And he was like, here, he's fucking out. I'm like, you gotta get up. It's a woman blowing everybody.

And he was like, get out of here, he's fucking out. I'm like, I'm dead serious. I wouldn't joke. I was like, I wouldn't joke about this. She's blowing everyone in the house, we need you. Get down there. Come on, we gotta go for for for. And he comes down like Kevin McAllister

with his head, he's got a dead head, like shit in his eyes. He's like, hey, I heard you're blowing everyone. And then they went upstairs, it was bedroom. Yeah. And he was like talking to her like, oh, I usually, sometimes I headline, but right now, future, and I guess from his telling of it, she interrupted me, was like, listen,

I know what you want. Yeah. But I'm a little hungry. I haven't eaten other than And all he had in the house was like ice cream bars And so he got a like ice cream bars and then we literally asked him We go how was the blow job and he goes it was cold She had like a bunch of cold and that Well, it's like cold time. That is fucking incredible. Yeah, I forgot about that. I haven't thought about that in a long time

That's one of my favorite stories you told me once I was so fucking funny. Yeah, I forgot about that. I haven't thought about that in a long time. Oh, that's one of my favorite stories you told me once. I was so fucking funny. Yeah, poor lady. I hope she's doing okay. No, no chance. I hope she's gone good for her. Unless that could have been a rock bottom. Yeah, she could have bottomed out. I mean, I was like almost my bottom.

I mean, I don't know how much bottom you can get. Like to me, I was like, I shouldn't be getting blown by a woman by a four-year-old guy's present. This is crazy. They were in the room while you were getting blown or was it? No, we had a little office and, sure, checking your emails.

Yeah, you're dicks like that. No, I remember sitting there and being like this, I don't, I'm not into this. This is, well, I couldn't get into that kind of sex. I'm not into that at all. It's also an interesting thing of like, you don't want, you don't want to put your mouth somewhere, you know, your friends have been, but it's like, you're being a mouth that was just on your friend's cock, then being on your cock, sort of by the transitive

property, you've rubbed your friend's cock with your cock. Yeah, to me it was more empathy for the woman. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha trying to desperately please strangers. I was like, ah, she was. Oh, God. And she was just what? You guys started the club or something? It was at, she was at a show. And she was a bit of a nut. I think she was like, kind of hung out at the club. I didn't know her too well.

But everyone later was like, oh, that lady's crazy. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. But yeah, I think she was blowing someone in the car. I just remember. Yes, God, that's a long time ago. Which is also, I was driving. I remember in the back seat being like, oh, yeah, it was a different time. I was all excited to go.

Do we ever party together? I didn't know. No, you were sober. You were. Wow. But the time, yeah, by the time we, um, I got here, you were sober. I caught everybody kind of a, uh, uh, soda complete, was, you know, I spoke weed was sober, obviously, but yeah. And then Bobby had been like, and I really wish, it would be cool if Bobby was here to talk about this, but I remember,

Bob, yeah. Bob, he had just kind of therapy, it just kicked in a little bit after like 10 years of it. Right. Whereas like I talked to you in Soda, where it was like, yeah man, we almost had like a Bobby's opener support group. Yeah man, he's a lot better than he was 10 years ago.

Yeah. Kind of thing, but no, we never did. And that's a shame because I also, you know, me and others were getting kind of, we were getting pretty fucked up in our early 20s, but I don't know, man, I just never, by the time I got here, I would kinda have like, I'll still have one, I'll get really fucked up like twice a year for old times sake.

It's not a picture you're drunk. I don't know if I, at Mark's wedding, were you drunk? I didn't tell you that much. I didn't tell you that much. No because I was in the middle of like this insane run. These last couple years have been so fucking brutal. Oh, look who it is, Robert.

Oh, let's get him on there. Hello, Robert. I'm right down stairs. Whoa, look at that. All right, Eldis will let you in. We're already going. I'm not closing my mouth. All right, let's go.

Well, buds, yeah. Eldis, could you bring back a water? A glass of water? Oh, my bad, dude, I'm sorry. We have a couple bottles of water, too. Yeah, see you in a second, Bob. This is, you know what I'm thrilled about is Bobby heaven the fucking sidekick chair If you think I'm moving over you're out of your mind. I got the leg. I want to watch Bobby That's cuz it's gonna burn about

This is the kind of thing that I'm gonna be happy about He's gonna be furious. Let's I want to see if he says something. Yeah, why don't we switch? No, I think he's gonna be so like I'm late kind of thing. It'll kick in maybe a half hour in once we settled in Oh, he got it in he got it himself. We're all still praying Bobby. I'm like could he hear that? It's funny. You're talking about like how hard it was to open for I'm like this. Oh, I should I think he I'm like is this getting We're rolling Bobby Hard it was to open for I'm like this. Oh, I should I can keep I'm like is this getting Where rolling baby? It's a calm down. Come on in come on in Robert Kelly. He look great sit down

You made it you made it here faster than we thought way faster It was beautiful I'll just bring three waters for the fellas You heard you back It was beautiful. I'll just bring three waters for the fellas. And bring me a pillow, please. You heard you back? Yeah. There's a microphone over there. It's my first podcast. No, I started this game, Joe.

All right, it's the end of it. I might not finish it. I'll do it well. And I fucking started this game. So I'm so, it's OK. I literally woke up. Here's the problem the problem and I do blame you okay nice Three minutes not even 30 seconds of actual apology before it was turned upon me was it a apology? What's my shot? Is that me right here?

Is that my camera? We have to change the camera angle There it is. I felt it. I love the Louis V. I will be you look great That thing is as you fall. Okay, I'll take my God bless America Yesterday, stop milking it pull a flag down in front of me bitch First one I'll be the first one to die. Yeah, nine one one. You sure hit something. You sure hit something shit earlier.

This is such a beautiful Thanksgiving episode. Now we're even. Dad comes late, so don't talk to the America. Don't be kidding, I'm not gonna give you those blankets. We're gonna be in a fucking teepee right now. Fucking eating raw salmon. That fucking, that sounds good, sashimi. Sounds good to me, baby.

I'll do it like it. Anyways. Why is it my fault, Bob? Because... Okay. I could have given you a check-in. I could have given you a check-in. A check-in!

A check-in! Joe didn't need a check-in. Well, the guy who lives, oh fuck, a minute away from you, didn't need a fuck. What was I have to do with anything? I know. What was I doing everything? You're right down the street, you pranked us. away from you You need to fuck that up. What's the time to do it anyway? What's the time to do it anyway? What's the time to do it anyway? You're right down the street, you prank those. I was there 11.50.

I had to drive by Yankee Stadium to get here. Yeah, I did. 87. Well we're not talking about being late or early. We're talking about remembering the day. Body. How does that have to do with you? You need a chasing.

Got it. F-Y-I. See you tomorrow. Do you need a drink? You want a coffee? Is Got it, you have like FYI, see you tomorrow. Do you need a drink, you want a coffee? Is there anything I can do? My house will smell like dumplings, but I won't have any food. I made beef and broccoli, and I have some if you'd like some.

Okay, well, is that pumping the water? Where'd you go? I'm gonna get some water. It's in the fucking, it's in my backpack. I bought a pack of water bottles. Oh, nice warm water. And a pillow for Robert. Here's a deal, a check-in.

All I needed was yesterday at any time. Yep. At any time. I'm sorry. To see tomorrow noon, can't wait to see. Confirmation. Confirmation. And then I go fuck.

Yep. Fuck. And don't goes what then I go fuck Yep, fuck and don't goes what I go fuck I gotta go to Queen tomorrow So then but I would I would a woke up. I would a fucking showered I would have and that's another thing. I was I I woke up this morning. I brought the kid to school I came back. I did a little shit with dawn. I went and had breakfast with no sister pillow shit with Don I went and had breakfast with no is this the pillow a little small small gate is another podcast is this the size we get you another one now let's go we'll get more if we finish it there's got socialist water here. And then I say exactly. And then you stick it behind my back. Right there.

So then, let's go ahead with the pillow. And the fucking water is just such a good visual. So then, and then I come home. Yeah. You came home. So you went to meet your own. So then I go and then I come home I'm gonna lie down

I'm gonna lie down my the set my mind my back and then I'm gonna shower and then I was gonna work out And then I was gonna do the bonfire right serious XM 103 faction talk big jokers in a mea took over for Dan who left Left you guys I don't want these golden handcuffs. Now, I want platinum. So then, I literally, I yelled, I went, fucking, house was cold. I put the blankets on, I got comfortable. I went like this, and I got the pillow in my neck right.

I went like that and then, ding, hey bro, fuckin' driveways open if you're comin' in. And I went, huh? Then I had to go through dates. And then I had to go when? Is it today or is that tomorrow? And then I looked 12 and then I had to go back and then I went back and then I looked at the 12.

And then I had to go look at the I went back and then I looked at 12 and then I had to go look at the time, said 12. Yeah, 12 a bunch of times. But I said one, I would have been 12 or one, yeah. I asked you which one do you prefer? I said 12. That's right. A check in though.

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Even if he did shower, he's not gonna look like a shower. I don't need to do anything. I don't look fresh. You look nice on the outside. I look at you all. Not a bad thing. Not a bad thing. Oh, this does look good.

I mean, nice. I do, I like that you're uncapped. You're out there. And I didn't have to take a shower and get ready. That's right. Even though I did throw the Louisly on just for fucking appearances. Just the love of this is. I mean it's just...

I love the go-t too. It's a man, Satchel. It's a European, has a little... I love it. What's in there? What's your daily carry? My daily carry? Yeah, questions.

Three cigars. Well, you're right about that. I did bring some. Oh, should we smoke some? Yeah, smoke some. I'm not gonna smoke here. Oh, give me a shot. I'm waiting for smoke. Thank, should we smoke some? Real cigars. Oh, dude, these are these are postlegal. Can we smoke it? Yes, my house All this is making a face Yeah, they will be fine. Fuck do I care

What are you gonna do? Get me come and Chinese food salad? Sorry What are you gonna do is get me come in Chinese food smell? Sorry. Oh my god, like Dave just turned around. What are you saying? They smell like, I'll bring a bowl for a nice drink. Bring it ashtray and we have the flame lighter too. I got the lighter. What are you gonna do? You got a fucking novice.

You're right. Now, I'm sorry, you were so novice. I haven't heard novice. So novice was nice. Yeah, it was nice. Man, I can't remember the last time I heard the so novice I've heard Nice I came from the lesson I heard the word novice that was nice. Oh there we go last time I came out here weird snacks So I didn't want to fucking I made you a peanut butter jelly sandwich. I believe yeah, but it was weird It was on some weird shit. It was like I don't know dude. It was a protein shake

I feel like you may not be fully thinking of what your house is gonna be like after three cigars or something. I won't be that bad. So it's gonna be total destruction. It's gonna be like the Gaza Strip in here. Nice. Uh, 3000. That's right. Uh,, let's move on quickly. Now, Stavros does eat the juice, right? I don't know. I do not know.

We cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. We cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end.

No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot go to the end. No, we cannot no, this is literally Thanksgiving Oh Literally Thanksgiving Pilgros Fuck Christopher Columbus right that is true

Nobody 30 Greeks got Zeus and a flitzy and the Pox and He's peeling off a you fingernail to the sissy. Oh, I don't want to peel it off. That's not appealing No folks. Can I do it please? You have a cigar cutter in there. No, I know. I know. That's what's annoying It's a cap. Oh, I have it on each of our this. This is a double cap. I see the cap right there You just peel the cap off Joe you go around really what you know, it's gonna be all in my lips. It's not gonna be all lips I have beautiful lips. I have a small mouth, but beautiful lips

But they're a little chaps the top one is not good. They're a little chapped look at what a mess this fucking say By the way, I was at a cigar lounge this in Vegas yesterday and the guy said he toasted a lot more than we do he's like you have to he really Toasted up interesting and I was like well, you're really toasting the fucker. He's like you have to my friend you have to He didn't explain why but yeah, that's good. Just take a guy's advice Worked at a cigar lounge Fuckin' stil- It's a probably works in a cigar lounge, you fuck. Yeah, I'm a fucking-

I'm a member of a cigar lounge, you fuck. He's a leader. No, he's not the leader. I'm toastin', baby. I saw all this bullshit cedar, like cedar. I saw an old guy committee bitty end off and lit it with a match. Yeah, that's cool.

And it's cool. It just as much as I- The little old Stogies that were like little sigurillos, those were cool. If you'd ever eat dock worker used to smoke if you need a match I have one your face in my ass Team guys This is the bunch of buses

What happened to the Greeks do the Greeks are they disappointed in you in mean no we got nothing for used to be conquerors Used to be the motherfuckers. It's true and now they're producing that What me yeah, just a fucking hippie your a hippie Is that a is that a thing a hippie Greek? Why don't I tell you my dick? This is on fucking awesome. That's cool. That's pretty cool. We should all gay out right now People watch what and who's who? So see how fucking much of a producer this Fuckin I'm out I'm I'm game for anything is

El just can put his fucking legs behind his, dude. He'll be eating his ass, and he'll be looking you right in the face. I'd rather fun go down on Carrie Kravitz. Whoa! Look that one up. I don't know how kids like that. I'll just look on Carrie Kravitz. What is that?

That one is... Oh, it's a comedian. Oh, okay. Not Lenny Kravitz, you're fucking weirdo. Carrie Kravitz, Dr. Carrie D Crabbits. No, Carrie Crabbits I feel like the name wrong name and yeah He wrote it's make it us go through it. Crabbits first No, you're a carry this person doesn't exist. Oh, it's a Greek the Greek version of Crabbits

Crab it caravans whatever who gives a fuck. Yeah, it's done Harry Caravitz, Caravitz. Whatever, who gives a fuck? Yeah, it's done now. It's all right. You killed it, you fucking nerd. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can go, look it up, what are you fucking?

Fuck is this? Can I throw a topic of conversation please? See, you really have to be serious. I know it's your show and all, but the people know who the real star is here. Yeah. Rank these three, rank these three songs,

and you're gonna have some bullshit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Star Spangled Banner. Okay. God bless America. America the beautiful. These three rank these three songs and you're gonna have some bullshit Star Spangled Banner, okay God bless America America the beautiful one one and two Cuz I think I'm not a fan of the star Spangled Banner. I think it's the third by a long shot. I sing it That star Spangled Banner is oh Which I think sucks yeah, and okay, what's the other American to be is number one thing it hang it. Hey, let me Let's America Land that I love

And through the night with the light from above Jesus Christ There's only one goal Christian nation Christian nation, 85% Christian I tattooed in a couple Those are not rights to justice Not the first amendment Not having the Christian nation But as you know, Joe Dale Christian

America the beautiful is But Joe Dale Christian America the beautiful is From far no, that's okay. It's the planes are in there somewhere. I don't know what's above the America That's a good one got okay That's a good one. God, okay. It's good, but it's hard to remember. Yeah, I'm right. America the best. Brown that good with brother. What's the one we do for seeing a shining sea? What's the one we do at the football games?

That's the Star Spangled Banner. Star Spangled Banner's poppin. I'll tell you why it's poppin. I'll tell you why it's poppin. I'll tell you why it's poppin. Because the end it kicks in. You're gonna wait for it at the end. Oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, say, oh, say, oh, say, say, oh, say, oh, say, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, say, oh, say, say, oh, say, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, say, oh, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, oh, say, That shows the song sucks.

We need really good singers to go crazy on that brave part. They got a jussion up. You should have a really good singer. Not you. I think it's Godless Rebecca I. American Beautiful II, Starsman Glebates. Starsman Glebates II, American Beautiful III.

Too hard to remember. None of us can remember it. Eldis, he wants the Greek National Anthem. Or whatever, our traditional Albanian. Let's see Albania. Say, Bumia, Kimadrian. No, no, no.

Albania is getting fucking racked up, huh? You, your country's getting attacked, huh? In what sense? There's a genocide in fucking Albania, isn't it? I'm just making sure. I guess're kind of wasn't at night these coastal row yeah yeah what do you guys what do you guys stand on slavadon Milosevic? Who's the best role player? He's on the spurs. What slavadon yeah?

Sweet shoot in five. So we all agree God bless America's number one just move on I agree Godless America's number one. I say that I say star spangled bear number two I just don't know America the beautiful just not coming up too hard. That's why it's gonna be I'm gonna go with Bob here. I'm son. I think it's got it's a Walls to star Spangled Banner written in Baltimore. Let's not forget it's got kids. It's got key. He was watching Baltimore this week. Let's go the port. Go to the poor Gosi Bobby. Well, this is Thanksgiving. So yeah, thanks for coming Staying in that haunted hotel which one I don't know what the whole city's Street in the admiral the admiral yeah I'm bringing a Ouija board it is haunted

It's fucking I'm gonna call on Satan I'm gonna call the whole fucking radio what are you what are you I'm gonna call on the Raven Super Bowl? There we go there. That's nice. What would you ask for Satan? What would you, what are you, what are you, I'm gonna call him the Raven Super Bowl. There we go. There, that's nice. What would you ask for Satan? What would you ask from Satan, Robert? I would say, dude, what's the deal that all these comics that I'm famous right now made?

What is the contract? What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal? I'm not gonna sign it, I'm not saying I'm signing it. I love my life. Right. But of what's the deal?

Yeah. And what's the deal? Yeah. And he's like, crowd work, literally. What? I don't know. He's talking. We don't know why it works either. He's calling.

He's doing it. What? What is twist that would be? repeat the thing the audience members say Some what time they start drinking Your woman comics him in sub This is a nice smoke these are from my friend Maduro down in a little... Sarasota, Florida. This guy sent me these.

These are crown head. These are great, right? These are great, dude. Nice little song. Can you talk about this? Yeah. Is this different than the sock? Well, he wouldn't let me say the name of the sock

because he's anti-cap. I'm not it. I'm saying if you're going to say a brand name, you got to pay me. You know what we used to do to guys like those Bob we beat the shit out of him on a show But he claim we got a car you hit him Literally rails about capitalism. He's a big socialist He won't let me say the name brand because he wants to get paid if I say yeah, don't listen no free

Look at the name brand is hypocrite Listen, he's hanging out here with a fucking Russian he needs he's Albanian. He's gonna pay this Yeah, you know how much don't you meet a month? Oh this needs You're late now to become the what's the problem with Star Wars and I had to deal with this. Okay, how did this happen? Your late now has become the what's the problem with Star Wars show. I just want to say, this is the problem with Star Wars. This is the problem with Star Wars. He got indoctrinated back and fucking back in the day.

He's got this thing, but he's a hypocrite. Because if you're going to go the way of, hey, I want everybody to have the same and I want people to all live on it, but he is a piece of shit on another end. You understand? Just because I like to get my dick sucked. This has been your constant contention. You can't be horny and also want, you know,

you want like, health care. Yeah, but here's the thing, is you take it above and beyond everything. You let me alone on my burden. Oh my God, this is coming up. We've made a man's about this. Yeah, but here's the thing is you take it above and beyond My god, this is coming up. We've made a mention about this Yes, we did I took you to career barbecue. I took you at the very nice Last October for your birthday This exact conversation off mic and I apologize to you We all went to Mama Sanders, but you guys went for Vietnamese food before. Yes

Mama Sanders favorite restaurant was talking about this place in Cleveland It was awesome. They all went for Vietnamese food 10 minutes before and I was like dude you guys gonna shit this place Unbelievable, we gotta get the meatballs the pizza the pasta and you guys have like fucking the soy sauce We are really We fucking we got the extra large Fall we have to watch for with a nice fucking Yes, and then mama Santa's is like a literal there's a woman named mama Santa She's since passed RIP all right P she like makes this spaghetti takes 45 minutes in the back and then these fucking jackals

Have like one new to each like we're a little 190 year old Asian woman cooking fun. Yeah, well, I also had plenty of food now not as much that would have normally We're talking about me and Bobby in our prime. Yeah, not as much as I would have normally. We were talking about me and Bobby and our prime. Yeah, do we ate there too? Yeah, you didn't slow us down. Remember when we got, remember the fucking German place where Bobby was like, I'll just get a couple snacks.

And some other fucker, it was like a sausage place. Where the fuck were we? That was me and you. No, no, he was there, he was on his own gig. Was he? He happened to be there. Was that a mess you're gonna send him? Something like that. Yeah. And you were like, none of of us were like we're not that hungry and then Bob was like

I was gonna get a couple snacks this motherfucker ordered the entire menu basically. There's pork chops coming out And he got pork chop appetizers somehow Bob and his prime. Oh my god. Why would a tour was I would order? Have we were for dim sum at like fucking 11.35 I would order. We were at a dim sum at like, fucking 1135. Dude, it was awesome. We stopped.

We just, we, our itinerary was built around where we were gonna eat. That was in Florida. We basically opened up an empty dim sum place. They served just us. But it was a huge deal. The restaurant seated 700 people. Yes, yes.

And it was just, like, you know, you had to go up and around and over a fucking, like a bridge. Yes, and we like you open. They're like, yeah, I guess they saw us and they're like this. This will make financial sense. I'm going to white waitress, too. That was weird. That was strange. Yeah. It's always weird, Devon. But it was a very old Asian man who was her boss. That was in the back. Yeah, just in a suit. In the middle of the day, this fucking old white trash,

Florida bitch was serving us. She was sold to him That's we need to get back to white slavery in this country her husband lost the kung fu Yeah, we need to get back to slavery in a certain way white slavery. Well, no, it's going that direction You get back to slavery in a certain way white slavery. Well, no, it's going that direction. You'll be happy, huh? Will you be happy? Yeah, I'd love it. You would if that was my slave.

Yeah. I can't win. That's what I thought Obama was going to do. He's got one sitting over there. He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome one right now.

He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome one right now. He's got a very handsome water right now. He's Albanian, he's not white. For the last time. What are you gonna do in the upcoming elections, the Panicin? I mean, not really, there's no good options right now. What are you talking about? What do you mean? There's nothing.

I got one. Yeah, big, big Donnie. He's straight big. I'm on board with a big guy now. TTT. You're hired. There's nobody. Are you gonna vote for Biden?

No. No, who are you gonna vote for? I don't know. Nobody, right? We've got some time, yeah. You're gonna vote for Big Mike? Mike Pence. No, Michelle Obama.

No, she's not running. You have over Big Mike. I'm not gonna vote for him. He's not running. You have over big Mike's? I'm not. Spunking guys, you're calling it big Mike, it's kind of punked up. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Bob. We'll see.

I know what's going to happen. What's that? Tell us your prognostication. I'm telling you right now, it's going to go down. Biden's going to drop out. They're going to replace him with nuisance or Michelle Obama. The country's going to go fuck. I'm telling you, now it's gonna go down biden's gonna drop out they're gonna replace him with newson or michelle obama the country's gonna go fuck i'm telling you he can't be president

i agree i agree talk new somewhere michelle obama do the fuck to get michelle obama i'm telling you dude i can't wait to see i would love to see the website you've been on recently why why what what what's so different from the guy from the imprentice what's what's at least from the guy from the apprentice? What's, at least she was in the White House. She grew up around politics. What's so far fetched?

Having a guy, the guy from the apprentice was the president and then she got a apprentice. A apprentice. All right, you had a little tee at the end of that one, didn't you? The first one of those. I'd rather not. I'd rather not. I'd rather not be the one of those.

Are you one of those? I'm sorry I say shes well too. I'm not a kitchen being British. I'm sorry. I think that could happen. And then who do do you vote for you vote for noose I don't I'm not doing Bobby's politics thought experiments right now Why you asked me what you asked me but then you said what do you think it's gonna happen? I told you all right you asked as the host of this oh god I was smoking. I was one thing ashing on my beautiful. I key a couch is a no now it in. I got a bad burn going here, I hate that.

That's how you get the ash out. I hate a bad burn. Now you're good, smoke it. I'm gonna smoke your tits. I'm gonna torch it on the other side. I'm gonna smoke it in the other side. Okay, well this really truly is the most Thanksgiving episode possible.

Oh, you know what? I started giving, let's talk about Thanksgiving stuff. Let's, I wanna talk about, first of all, on Thanksgiving. I wanna talk about Thanksgiving stuff. I wanna talk about, first of all, on Thanksgiving. I wanna talk about five months. You've been to my house with Thanksgiving. I have great, a great thing. I mean, I don't fuck around with Thanksgiving.

It was beautiful. When we do Thanksgiving at my house, and I was at a small one, it was me, you, Norton, and like, fucking, and then, yeah. And then, who came at the, like, Monroe came at like 10 p.m. Of course, I won. I won.

I did the fifth. And then, Monroe has played the fifth toe. A couple times. Monroe and Derek literally came at 10 p.m. as I was leaving. I was like, hey guys. He has to be up. I was like, hey guys. Did I just deal. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We had Ari, his girl, Louis stop by, Rose button Andy came by.

It's actually a really good one, that's a nice one, yeah. That was a night we had a little fire outside, but Don don't, look at, I'm so lucky, I married a girl whose third generation cook. Like her grandmother and her mother taught her how to cook. She's got a third generation fucking stuffing that has been in her family for years. That's a big stuffing guy.

Yeah dude, her. Do you remember stuffing? No, what the stuff? It was good. Hers was actually, it was barely still, I wouldn't even call that stuffing. It's more of a cache. Yeah. A cache?

Oh, like a cache. You're gonna do the whole show? You're gonna be corrected. No, you're just making up pronunciations. No one has ever been like this. It is called my creative license. Okay, I licensed. Yeah.

What are the five most big, Bob? I think, okay, number one, Turkey. Okay, but you have to have dark meat on the plate, of course. If people, I've been over somebody's house, they just got a turkey breast. Disgusting. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I wake up in the morning and when she cleans out the turkey,

and she takes the, uh, and trails the heart and the liver, I take the liver and I cook it and I have it with eggs. That's nice. It's so good. I'm with you on that. Garlic, a little onion and the liver, with the egg, fried egg, go fuck yourself.

A little tine, fucking Scally bread. Toasted with extra butter, holy shit. And then you gotta have a turkey. It can't be parts of the, I don't give a fuck if you're giving it all away. If you throw away seven pounds of it, my wife will always go, I'll go, what size turkey, the biggest one they got?

Yet we're only, it doesn't matter. Get the fuck out of here. It's an optics thing for you. You want to see a big bird on the table. And I want to go underneath it. And I want to get that meat. I like that dark fucked up meat. That's been basting in the juices.

Beating in the juices. I'm not a big turkey guy, but the only one I will have is exactly the meat you're describing. I like an alternate cut, if possible. Alternate cut. I would like the dark. And I're describing. I like an alternate cut, if possible. Alternate cut. I would like the dark, and I'll even, I admit you have to have turkey involved,

even though it's not my favorite. Why don't we also add some else? Let's get a steak roast in there too. A small one just to have options. Ham can suck my dick. Ham is for sandwiches and lunch times. That's a man, great. Ham is a ham.

You can make a ham as long as it's a spiral ham. Okay. And it's before the meal. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. If you put a ham, it's our fucking leave. We do pizza and beer. I'm not kidding.

I know he's not. Wait, there is Joe. We have to accept that. Years ago, we always have Thanksgiving. My family eats four things. Of course. And we do Thanksgiving. Oh, really? have Thanksgiving. My family eats four things of course. And we do Thanksgiving. Oh, really?

It's an entire family of picky eaters. Oh, my family, I'm not joking. They're like, this guy ate anything. Like they think I'm, Oh, they think you're a game. I'm not joking, because I eat like fish and salmon. I eat spinach.

I eat blueberries. I'm not kidding. They're like, this is hilarious. Send it is way. You're like, you're like, this is hilarious. Send it is way. You're like, this is hilarious. It's like that politically too. I go there, they think I'm, you know,

they think I'm fucking Karl Marx. You're standing around this guy. You think I'm fucking, you know, whoever. Who is that gold water? Yeah, very gold water, nice pool, man. But anyways, yeah, no, we get turkey and the thing and we all eat it and everyone's kind of like and

25 minutes later my dad starts making pizzas in the kitchen. Okay, and I'm like, why don't we just skip the whole shit? I don't like this. Here's what me and my brothers did, right? When it was just when we were just doing they were coming to visit New York for Thanksgiving You said the homeless. No, that's not gonna crazy. You divin' it up evenly. Yeah You fed the homeless. No, that's not gonna be crazy. You divin' it up evenly. Yeah. We got career barbecue to each according to their need. So I had my little more because I'm fatter and I needed more.

It's not equal. Spice and pork. Spice and pork belly. Dude, we would, in fact, when I go to Baltimore, I think we're gonna go to Honeypig, where we first fell in love. I don't know, first time yet. Come on, Honeypigs, myself.

I just say my thing, you're already in love. I was. I fell in love. I'm your first time yet. I'm gonna honeypig's myself. I just say my thing, you're already in love. I was. I fell in love. That's true, that's true. You were already in love. I could, yes, I was smitten, of course. Oh, well, the first day when I came off stage, you were just sitting there with your little glasses,

your hair cut. Hey, wanna go get some honeypig? No, no, no. What happened was you saw me that way, and you look, you're a very generous guy. You didn't kick me out of the green room. I was just some kid doing a five minute guest spot. But you saw how fat I was, and you literally were like,

the first word you said to me were you, where do I eat? That was the first sentence you ever said to me in your life. Was you just pointed at me and you were like, you, where do I eat? Nothing makes me happy when I was fat as a fat opener. Or a fat guest bar. I started in shape, good looking, fucking middle of boo. I was kind of gonna go work out and have a protein bar

fart in the cream room. Dude, I'll tell you what, you gotta have turkey. You gotta have biscuit, biscuit. You gotta get a biscuit. Dude, I'll tell you what, you gotta have turkey. You gotta have biscuit, a biscuit. You gotta get a biscuit. Respect, love that. Gotta have a biscuit, gotta have, and this might not be, but I believe it is a food. Speak your truth.

Gravy. Home made gravy. Of course. You gotta gravy. And you have to take gravy seriously. Seriously. You can't just get the canned shit. You gotta really put some herbs in it, Yes, you got to get the turkey juice

Yeah, it's got to be chumseive turkey in it Right, I think you got to do pepperoni and one cheese at least Two cheese white pepperoni To mix that up a little maybe cut some slim gyms on top of the cheese pizza Something like that. Oh my god. I got a lot of Turkey we have gravy, we have biscuits. I think, and I would just say, an alternate meat to the turkey. I would just say you gotta.

A lamb. That is what we had in my house. A lamb. We were a lamb family. If you throw a lamb down next to your turkey, I'm gonna salute you. We were a rack of lamb family, my husband. Oh, the lamb.

Lamb would be great, and then you gotta have potatoes, mashed potatoes. Of course. I think I gotta be homemade. And then you got to have potatoes, mashed potatoes. Of course. I think I got to be homemade. Yes. If I see a box, I was a cool house. Oh, cool. I want to see some skin in there.

Don cooked it a famous comics house one year. She cooked the whole dinner. Well, I've taken her on the row with me and had her cook. That's awesome. A couple times. And she cooked the dinner and somebody came down and they were like, hey, we're going to, I I'm gonna get stovetop. Was it stovetop?

Ugh. And I went, what? I went, hey, listen. I'm sorry, for Thanksgiving or just, or Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks, give me dinner. I went, what? I go, my wife's cooking, no, she's cooking everything.

She cooked everything from scratch, scratch, everything from scratch. Yeah, I like stovetop. I'm like, listen, I refuse. You should leave. I can get down with this guy. Yeah. You like stovetop. I'm like, listen, I refuse. You should leave. I can get down with this guy. Yeah. You like stovetop. I mean, I don't like anything to be mentioning,

but I like a guy who sticks to his gun. Get me the cheapest, shittiest version of whatever I go to. No, no. I was like, it's a third generation stuffing. Yeah. Stuffing. From the old country.

They still bought it. My wife refused to cook it good Fuck the fuck good for dawn. I say I say a potato you gotta have a mashed potato and then you gotta have a vegetable You got your vegetable for color. You're losing me now. How about candy carrots? Okay, bingo right? Yeah, it's the same as candy corn. No Bingo right? The same as Candy Corn? No Fuck

I'm just talking to you Ha ha ha ha ha ha Candy Corn casserole to list household Candy Corn What a shit candy that is So if you could have your Yeah, it's not good If you could have your

Drothers, what would your Thanksgiving be? I don't have any Drothers just sisters Hi folks Ha ha ha ha ha Check out my new special Not for everybody

I'm here to Ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know I don't know. You just flop doing specials. I like it. Stop fucking doing specials. It's good cause you're making everybody else. And we never get to the finish line

cause you're like, I got another one. Sounds like there's a personal issue, Bob. I'm trying everybody. You can't say no. You know, you know. No, there's plenty of people that shouldn't be doing specials. They're not in this room.

All right, sure. You mean most of the people doing, I mean, how many specials are out shouldn't be doing specials. They're not in this room. All right, sure. You mean most of the people do it? I mean, how many specials are out there? It's too many, it's too many. And when they start, you can't just shoot one hour that you did and call it a special. That's what's really fucked up. It's like, you know, if you're doing it on YouTube,

you gotta put some care into it, make it feel special. But it's like, these motherfuckers will just do one angle or just lighting a shitty and it's just like, give it some time, let it's like these motherfuckers will just do one angle or just lighting a shitty and it's just like give it some time, let it actually be something. Joe, I mean Joe actually has fucking great Joe. He can, he's the one person who can pull it off. Thank you. The one and only guy.

One of the few. The one and only man. Every year. Every year. That's what I'm saying. Every year. It's every fucking eight months. Three and almost four years. Three. So, I want to enjoy your life life stop writing. I am now. I have a baby now. Oh, yeah, you're gonna give it a pause now, right sure

Fucking hour a baby shit. I got some baby shit Baby's daddy Let's say I went to a hardware store his next Specials gonna have the baby on the popoo's in the front I went to the hardware store and the lady, she was an Asian lady and she goes, you have a boy or girl and I said boy, she goes, he gone pee in your face. I was like, what? She's like, you changed diaper, they pee right in your face.

I was like, is it wearing a transaction here? What the fuck? What were you buying? How did she know you had a... Oh, I was a Sarah. She was pregnant. And you said it was a? Oh, I was a Sarah. She was pregnant. Okay, and You said it was a hardware store. I was like, how this was bitch know your It's true though. We used to play shit roulette with the diaper because when a baby's on formula the poop is terrible Yeah, and we used to go downstairs and Open up the diaper and it was you know, we'd sit there together and be like, if it was my turn

But, uh, she opened it up and no shit. So I was like, yeah, he is great. Yeah, I went yeah, right when I went Yeah, the baby the maxi Diarrhea shit it shut out And then he puked Oh Shot and then he puked Oh And then wait The tractor then on laughs so hard she pissed on the floor Because they're fucking pregnant pussy couldn't hold the pisser people pay good money for this an Amsterdam

It's fucking hilarious. I changed the diaper this morning and it was a fucking gooey, mushy shit. And then later, I finished and I do it, I'm happy, so let Sarah nap. I come back, I'm holding the baby and I was like, all right, I'll let me just pass them over and I look and I just have a smear of shit on my hand. And Sarah's so sweet, I was like, oh fuck, I got shit on my hand, she's like, it's okay. I'm like, it's definitely not. I'm rubbing fucking fecal matter on our unvaccinated baby. Yeah. I'm like, that's how you get dysentery.

Of course, no. That's how the babies on the Oregon Trail died, eating their own shit. Wait until they get pubes. He's got time. I can't wait. Well, Max has pubes now. No, I'm just saying. We were saying, uh, stop should have a baby earlier in the episode.

He wants a baby. He came and saw my baby and now he wants a baby. We have friends. All my friends are having kids. This guy just got married. Everybody's. He's right. You don't.

He should never, baby. I don't want to deal with you. A cut wife. What the fuck? I'm not even dating anyone. My wife's going to be a cut. I know your wife is going to. This is how he X-Nade.

No smoking. No smoking. No smoking. No smoking. No smoking. No smoking. What the fuck? I'm not even dating anyone. My wife's gonna be a friend. I know your wife is gonna, this is gonna be ex-naid. No smoking, no smoking. Oh, my God. How's your smell good? I mean, how's your smell good? I have to take his shoes off on the front. Your bullshit wife won't let a smoke fucking fat

with your baby around. Oh, yeah, fucking bitch. I was fucking, hey, hope you watch this, you bitch. Rewind and watch this, you're a bitch. Nobody likes you, you have scabby and no friends. I was just in Vegas. If I get married, I hope you don't think that about my wife. I was in Vegas this week at the Marage,

which is a complete shithole, by the way. And the lady, this people walking in with babies on the little, like crazy. So sweet, so old, and it was like this smokyy I'm like respect yeah I like that I like that like I'm not changing yeah yeah yeah my babies as fucked as I was I'm not breaking the generational cycle why you adopt I would love to actually you should like a little what would you get what I was just thinking about what color would you get you know you don you get? You know you don't know. Maybe.

You know what, now you wanna make another privilege baby. My thing with adoption is why not take another, nobody here is thrilled with their parents, right? So why not take a lottery, take it with somebody else's genes? That's my point. I was like, let's play the, let's like playing scratch offs. You might get it even. Oh nice rings You can't do that

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I might just finish the cigar after all, I guess. Right. Press the ash, baby. Yeah, I put that. You can fuck guess. You got some fresh ash, baby? Yeah, I put that. You can fuck me something up. That was good. You'll be a great dad. Thanks, man.

You'll be a great dad. Oh, we'll see. After this, I'm gonna take a little time off. Not be on the road. Maybe we'll get a girlfriend. You'll be a nice guy. I mean, you got to ask her first. You can't just come in there.

No, no, no, I'm not gonna try and get somebody pregnant. But baby steps. From, you know, baby steps. From, that's no, I'm not gonna try and get somebody pregnant but let baby steps from you know baby steps From that's good. Yeah For me for the baby steps what Oh, this I want to be going we probably have to get some questions even though there's the funest podcast I've ever done in my life For four hours your Sarah's not you know what tax what's wrong with her?

What you gotta do is how far are you away from here? 25 minutes 20 minutes walking Red hour seven. Oh wow nice. All right. Let's do some questions. Let's get some sage advice From my comedy family here This is comedy Thanksgiving folks happy Thanksgiving everybody. What a great holiday. Let's come up right before right before the My favorite hall one day before Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's my favorite holiday. It's my favorite holiday. It's my, I wish we had a week off for Thanksgiving. We should have a week off.

That's a good point. I mean, just a week off. Yeah, we can do what we take with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have, I have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, all. The Native American Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. No, I don't think they did. Do you sure?

I'm not sure. But that's when we all got together in Chicago. Yeah, that's it. Does that mean I'm like, please bring your white civility to my country. I can't wait to wear a suit. They came out, we had the cornucopia, they sat down at the table, we gave them some blankets.

Yeah, and then a few of them fucking scalped us. Yeah, they fucking turned on us. Fucking, they started scalping us. Yeah, that's how that fucking genetic gene happened. This beautiful, this beautiful, this beautiful quaff of hair, you're really talking about, you really carry fucking what shouldn't be carried with.

I mean, I was talking to Don about that. You fucking pull off the unpolarized. Thank you, thank you. That means a lot. That's exactly what I'm going for. It's fucking adorable on you. Whatever you. Thank you, Peg. That means a lot. It's a door. That's exactly what I'm going for. It's spoken adorable on you. Whatever you got going on, though.

I mean, Jesus Christ. But seriously, shut out to all the red skins out there. No, no, no, no, no. Potatoes, he means red skin potatoes. Oh, warrior. Those are his favorite kind. Oh, no. Is that what you're saying?

Oh, no, no. Okay, but but you're gonna make it rain. Yeah, hang on. I have a fucking question. Hang on a second. I think I get a hero coming. How? Remember, with my ear. Hey, remember when Vos got in trouble up in his win-up

egg? No. He was fired. So there was loud Native American Indians up there. Right. Or whatever they call them up there. Canada's always gonna make it better. Indigenous. Indigenous, that's the word.

And he started trashing them. He started doing Indian jokes. He got to go home and get mad and get teapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got mad and they ratted him out. They tried to cancel. Oh, yeah. You. He thought maddened, they ran it on him out, and they tried to cancel him. Yeah. You remember when Voshtra was gonna cancel by the fucking

the tribe up in Winnipeg? I remember him doing something. I didn't remember what it was, but he see, he outlasted them. What, you know, he's got three years left. Yeah. I know. I'll last it until they went.

They went to his Instagram went. It's not worth Fuck all right eldest let's get some let's get some let's play some questions. Let's get some wisdom from my my brothers here Basically of the buildings. So basically, early on, my girlfriend at the time was on my fiance, gave me one of the most legendary soul fucking blow jobs that other fucking had in lot of life uh... like you've like the shit they write names about you know like that what's like three thousand out of the other

bullshit like uh... well i got a little soldering so much of the fact that uh... i think she's been chasing that dragon this entire relationship um... and that's Reagan's just an entire relationship. And she just doesn't, I just don't get anywhere near that level ahead any ever. It was like that one time and now I'm was, I'm just hooked. And, and now he just uses it like a power density. And I guess overall, my question is just like, what can I do? Well, all of your advice

and just, just give some more, I have the answer. More fucking head going in the choice. I have the answer, too. Great. Just for detail. I'm more than generous to give, you know. So you see it in question. It's good. I'm not, you know, I'm down to farm. I'm very generous, you know. So there's no problem there, but, uh, yeah, I just, I don't know what else to do.

You know, I just need to decide that. You know? I think we can. I think we can shave off the last nine seconds. He's just fucking bobbed old dude. I'd rather listen to Biden give a speech. Yeah, man. I mean the answer.

I think we all know. Yeah, he's got to go gay Exactly yeah, 100% This couch is in agreement over here You're gonna say you're gonna go gay do you gotta get a dude? Fucking go to DC or whatever where the gays are in New York now they got some in New York Oh, yeah, I guess I don't know where this guy lives, but yeah, stock the streets. Do you find a fella? Do you find a best buy go behind it at around 830 quarter of nine? Hmm, interesting. You working best by now? You gotta go go get a dude decide you gotta get a guy to second dick. Do you agree? You

want to go. I definitely think that's the cleanest easier solution. Yeah, it's the it's Occam's razor is the simple solution is the best one Don't use terms you know we don't know. Yeah You know I Know what that means I'm just not listening to a Rogan podcast Jesus That's razor not our man's razor The most direct solution would be to get sucked off by a man. Thank you, but Period move on what's that that Bobby and I were like,

get a guy next. Next, get a guy. All these questions are going to be answered. Get a guy to suck your dick. I guarantee that could be a solution to anything that's asked. And every question is asked at the end, I want you to go, could a guy sucking your dick so all this problem? I bet it's right. Go ahead.

Have you ever delved in those waters Robert has a man ever sucked you out is outrageously inappropriate yeah that's giving you asshole you don't remember our tour what I was like to suppress that marriage a little chubby queen this is a job re-enfinance Oh, yeah, is that why you started taking in on the road with you after me? I took him once I dropped that queen off at a poop fucking a billion tall You want to fuck an Asian guy? Oh fuck. Oh fuck. All right, there you have it, pal. Get a man to suck your dick.

Next question. I'm interested in your, whatever you were thinking. Let's go ahead. I mean, is there a way to get, because that has happened to be before in a relationship where there was one, one girl I was dating sucked me off early in a way where it was so wild that I would think about it. And it never came back.

And I just wonder if that dragon even exists or if it's like she was just putting in all her soul went into that, all her desire to be in this relationship went into giving head that way. And that's something you can't replicate. Yeah, but you gotta go, if you're gonna see a side of this or Sherlock Holmes this, you might have go back and okay,

she loved sucking you dick the first time and then she tasted your putrid eye-hunt deer cum. Because your diet sucks and she's like getting there again is never going to be the same. But some girls were gifted by the gods to suck dick. I had two girls in my life, three girls, actually, three girls in my life that sucked my dick the greatest ever. One girl, it was one time, country girl had a pickup truck.

Oh, nice. That had Levi jeans. I mean, it was a fucking- Mountain Dew bottles everywhere. Oh my God. She had a gun rack. I mean, sucked my dick on crutches. That's all.

Yeah, unbelievable. I remember her, I'll never forget it. There's another girl from, from fucking, I don't know, where the fuck it was, down south somewhere. Just, she was meant, I believe this too, you meant this certain people you're meant to fuck. Sure.

Like, some vagina is, I'm like, this, I've never fucked somebody like this. You know what I mean? But you can't be with them. Like, it'm like, I've never fucked somebody like this. You know what I mean? But you can't be with them. It's not the full package. You were meant to fuck, and then you were meant to shut the fuck up

and leave the room. You're not supposed to be together. And there was another girl in Boston that used to... Someone's meant to be with that person though, right? But it wasn't you? Yeah, not me. Yeah, not me. And then there was another girl in Boston that

every time she did it, it was fucking amazing. I mean, she just knew how to suck. Now, you could go even deeper. Does she know how to suck my dick? Is she know how to suck my dick? Is what I like, you might not like. You know what I mean? Absolutely.

Well, that's what I mean. This doesn't feel like a technique thing, right? His fiance doesn't feel like one of these Naturally gifted people that just is good at the technical aspects of sucking dick right my hypothesis is oh good You know I Bought the Talk about a guy get his dick suck about a guy get his dick suck and a room with fucking ass three assholes in the fucking Norwegian.

What is he? What is he? He's about as normal as fucking Monroe Martin. And so I, grateful, it's all just. I just think that like she was just, this is a spiritually good blow job because she was connected to you in the zone. And to get this back, you need to kind of have a direct discussion and be like,

what can we do to get better head? You can't do that. But that's not it. There was a different girl than he's with. No, no, it's good. He's a good girl. Same girl. I would check you come, make you come taste good.

You could have a little pep talk and be like, hey, what happened? But that could go south. Why am I doing it good enough? No, no, no, no. And now you're gonna stick my every time she's such a dick. Is this what you wanted? And it's like, fuck.

You gotta try, maybe try. Remember that time, the first, bring it up like, maybe remember that first time you came, that was the best blowjob I've ever bought. You did this, you did that, you look, recall the stuff you did and give yourself a steam boost. Then she might be like, yeah, I really did suck your dick. I agree with you there. Go back there, but going back to what me and Joe said,

just get it down. Yeah, I was happy to do it. I was doing any of this. Yes, that's true. You live happily ever. Yes, either recreate the you do it. I'm gonna do it any of this. Yeah, that's true. You live happily ever since. Yes, either recreate the magic of that moment. What were you doing? Were you a better boyfriend?

Was it more exciting overall? See if you can recreate that. And if you can't get your dick sucked by a man. Yeah, because if a watch guy sucked dick and like, guy made me. All the time. I can't say that I have it. It's worth it.

I'm gonna say, that's how I fall asleep. That's your white noise machine. It's true. Every now and then I got to go over the queens and suck his lips with the head. All right. What else you got? Hold this. Let's go, buddy.

What is this? What is this? What is this? Fuck, I've never seen this. Is this something new? What's up, what's up what's up all this love you guys hello steam guests uh... calling along with california

really no calling is i'm nervous is shit to meet my girlfriend parents uh... michael from and i have been dating for about fourteen months now just in the past couple of weeks that she inform her parents of my existence and next month she's trying to schedule a little meet up for all of us. Maybe a little bit of important context. My girlfriend's parents are from India.

And that's important because it's my understanding that Indian parents are a little bit more strict about their children's love life and It may be an issue. I don't know about him not Indian Another thing I'm nervous about is my girlfriend's parents have really good jobs My girlfriend herself is in medical school and while I make a decent living and I have a decent job for myself, I grew up like, I just am margin, the thinnest margin above white trash.

Like I would have been white trash when my mom was awesome. And so my parents have no esteem or anything like that. So overall, it's going a little bit into care, feeling a little bit nervous. If there's anything you can suggest, tell me, call me this nurse, or if you have any tips for how to comport myself when I meet your parents, that would be much appreciated. Well, me seems like you have a good show. I'm thinking like my goals. I do. I do. I get you digsack by a guy. I mean I told you to be

What if he just converted to Indianism Fuck dude, I'm a great idea You great ideas. You great ideas. You great ideas. You great ideas. You great ideas. You great ideas. You great ideas.

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You great ideas. You great ideas. You great ideas. You great I don't know. They want an engineer. They want a doctor. They don't want some kid who just fucking, you know, just got out of white. They don't, first of all, you think her parents are gonna come to your mom's house and have some white trash meal in an apartment?

You think they're gonna have a list family Thanksgiving? No way. No, my family wouldn't take it in India. I don't think so. I don't think so. My family is very nice. Mashed potatoes and dominoes for Thanksgiving. Yeah.

I think you're mad there's no butter chicken. Have you guys ever had to meet like a significant other that was like, you know, more well off than you did? I had to meet worse, I had to admit, it's not even the word, it's the culture that's gonna, the money is one thing, the culture is another thing. You know what I mean? Like, I admit a girl's real Italian family wants.

That was tough. The father was a fucking, you know, coming off like an asshole at the beginning, wouldn't talk to me. I had a, they sat me in the room with them. And you talk, talk to Bobby. And he was like, and I think, oh, fuck this. You know, but you gotta put up with it.

You gotta put up with it. You gotta go there, meet them. But like I said before, get your dick sucked by a guy. And you'll be relaxed as pie. Yeah, get sucked up before you meet them. Yeah, try empty nuts. Try to get it. Dicksuck by an Indian guy.

Then you'll have power. Oh, right, right, right. You'll have to. Yeah. Yes. You said you have you've had us give you know there was like more well off. Yeah, very well off.

And it was awkward because we met. I met her and her mother at the same time. We were all out drinking, hanging out, yeah, because she had just moved. And then she just thought, I was some guy, oh, we'd try not to drink it with the comedian. And then I came back for the holidays, like four months later, and she was like, that fucking guy.

And I was under the impression, because we were all out drinking, that they were drinking family. So I showed up with litter, I'm not joking, like a 12 pack of bush light. And I was drinking like out of the box. Not even like a nice, like out of the box. And she was like, this guy's an alcohol and fucking deadbeat. I just totally misread the thing.

And I think I told you this story before, just a real quick anecdote was I was in Whitman, you've been to my parents house. Very blue collar town. It's the used car capital of Massachusetts. And I took this girl, this is before I had been to her house house. Very blue collar town. It's the used car capital of Massachusetts. And I took this girl, this before I had been to her house. I remember this, yeah. I was like, you gotta see the nicest house.

It's so, it's sweet. I was like, you gotta see the nicest house I've ever seen. And I took her to it. And she was like, thought I was kidding. And I was like, look at that beauty. And then I went to her house. She lived next to Joe Sackick, captain of the Colorado Abel Air.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And she was like, oh, and I was so fucking humiliated. I was like, I'm, like, her house was twice as nice. There's no cause of that. I've been there where it's a different class and you're trying to be impressive, but just be yourself. You gotta just be yourself.

You're a good guy, obviously. You're a good guy, bring some hamburger over. And when you give it to him, go, move, okay. Dress up like that lady with eight arms. Do very serious cosplay of Vishnu, paint your fucking whole body blue. Give him the parents yoga mats.

This is obviously a nice guy treats his girl well. Yeah, and that's gonna be great buddy. Exactly, and it's like, here's the thing, if you're a nice guy guy you guys have a good relationship You you make a nice living if their judgey cunts who cares your girls if your girls kind of person who thinks That's important. Then she's a dumb bitch too But if she sees that you're doing your best effort. No, you know what I mean? We're agree. You don't let them well. Yeah, I know that bitch line

I'm that's what I'm saying is like sometimes if somebody sides with their stupid family over you, then yeah, you don't want that person. If their family's dickheads, I'm not even saying that's necessarily true. You might be all in your head and these might just be like nice fucking advice to the girl that you're with. Dump him.

It's fine. Somebody in your caliber. It's not gonna work out. He's already freaking Somebody in your caliber. It's not gonna work out. He's already freaking out about this shit. Yeah. All right, it's gonna be a fucking nightmare every holiday, bringing Gary over to your fucking house, and you're not gonna have your seven day wedding.

Yeah. Oh, and nothing better than your parents hate me sex. That's underrated sex. That is good. Parents don't approve, and they're like, I don't like him, and then you go home, and you have some good sex't approve and they're like, I don't like him and then you go home and you have some good sex. How do I say it?

I do not like him. Don't do it again. Oh, I do. Oh, no, no. Woo. What was it? That one? Woo.

I can't remember how it was. I can't remember. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was.

I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember how it was. I can't remember that to now. That's a good fucking poll. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I had to meet like my college girlfriend who was like her family was like really nice well off. And I had never been to an American Thanksgiving in my life. So I really kind of played the part where I put on a real nice sweat. I first time I'd ever eaten turkey. We were not a turkey if it were a lamb family.

And I had to just like, you know, I was still in college, so I could pretend I was gonna have a real job. It was before I was a comedian, but I've never, and then one time I met, the last girl I dated, I met her family, but, you know, I didn't have a tooth, but I put in my little fake tooth at the time to really put in a pupil on appearances, I dressed nicely,

and I was just, you know, as long as you're yourself and you're just personable, you're fine. And if they're gonna be dickheads, there's nothing you could do about that, but just don't play into it. The nerves are the hard part, and Bob has a bulletproof way of getting rid of those nerves.

Yeah, you're good. Fuck off the guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's gay, that's gay. That's gay. Not only, that's gay. I didn't say that. That's crazy. I think you're gonna be all right.

You're gonna be good, buddy. Happy Indian. I'll just wonder about you, man. You ever fucking had to really impress the girls, any like rich girls' parents? Yeah, and next had some like pretty, she's from like a pretty blue blood family. And I definitely felt the class difference.

Like just way poor, they are. I had some pretty, she's from a pretty blue blood family. And I definitely felt the class difference. Just way poor they are. And I also, I was less fat, but I didn't know how to hide it. Kind of like I do now. You don't know the tricks. Just kind of like a slob and they were always really nice. But I could just tell, they were like, I don't know about this guy.

Yeah, but. Well, whatever. You used to go in a, you used to be like your country showing up with a whole lamb head Yeah, yeah, you slaughter chicken in front of them like I here's the offering That's right now you know you're better off pal. Absolutely. Here's with another one big LD You're a fucking bitch. Yeah, this Stop it, baby. Okay. So I've been trying to get my wife of 18 years to do a MMF three from and she said she wanted to do it and then when it came down to do it, she kind of chicken out get

pissed off and freak out so I went ahead and hit it on my own what the powder and hold on pause this for a minute this guy's literally gonna take your get sucked off by a guy advice no evil this is what it is and mf male male female it's two guys he that's trying to get you. Try to convince his wife to get gang banged. Anyway, keep going, elders. This welcome is good. Is this a baby?

I thought it would be. I don't know if that's the guilt. I don't know what it is. So I guess my question is how to, how do I get over the guilt without telling her what I did. Obviously, you should fucking kill me. And then number two, do you have any advice on how to get her to maybe find her out?

This is a tough time. That's it all, time. I've done this so many times. This is the all-time call. This is crazy. I've never had any like this. This is crazy. There's so had any like this. This is crazy. There's so many elements that are fucked up.

Number one, why do you want to fuck your wife with another guy? That's so bad. I'm telling you why. Let's get you dickseg by a guy. That's wild. I mean, this is wild. How about this? Get you dickseg in front of your wife by another guy.

Yeah, that's essentially what he wants. Yeah, fuck it, do it. So that's not even advice, Bob. He's asking you, how do I make it happen? I'm just patting him on the back. Taking my advice didn't even know it. Yeah, he really, he's trying to. Then the question is, how do you get over the guilt

of cheating on your wife and like, what's that pre-meditated juice? Not like I got drunk and hooked up. No, I went out my way. I had to get two people on an email chain to fuck. It's like, first of all, to want this, and then cheat on her like that. It's like, you just really want to fuck a woman

with another man. So bad that you'll cheat on your wife. Can I tell you how you get over it? Yeah. God. Use prayer. I mean, Catholic God. How is it gonna do it, Sam? Sorry. The one true God. The one true God. Use prayer. I mean, Catholic God. How's your gonna do it, Sam?

Sorry. The one true God. The one true God. Yeah. Sam, I just think, you don't get over, like, time can let you get over the guilt. You live with that guilt. You fucking went out, or you tell her.

And she did it on your wife with the dude. Yeah. That guilt gets you hard every time. And now you want us to help you get over the guilt, live with that guilt. And now he can help me get over it. But then also get his wife to actually do it again. He hasn't even gotten his little fucking dessert yet.

He wants more. This is fucking crazy. You gotta get your girl to do it. Because here's the problem. Now you're addicted to it. Now it's an itch. Now it's an itch, you gotta scratch. So you gotta be keep doing the cheatin' thing

so you gotta get your wife to do it at least once. Also, this is a fantasy. This is what you do, sir. This is what you do. You get yourself a nice dildo and you create this situation. You have her suck on the dildo while you fuck her or vice versa so you live in this fantasy.

You don't, and you did this once. You went out and had a fucking MMF-3 some other people and you're riddled with guilt. You're gonna feel shitty after this. You're gonna after the tovia. After you come, you're gonna be like, some guy just fucked my wife in front of me. Yeah, that's fucking hot.

No one is a Jew's the power of fantasy. Yeah. This is why porn exists, this is why outfits exist, this is why dildos exists. Yeah. You know, outfits and dildos at your house? That's right. Yeah.

I do. He's got a Buzz Lightyear costume. He's got one of those green things, the green aliens he puts up his ass. Yeah, get a dildo and fucking simulate this. Yeah, she'll be down for that. Get a dildo and suck on it. And. Yeah, she'll be down for that. Get a dildo and suck on it Your wife doesn't want to do it. Don't pursue a thing your wife doesn't want

Yeah, if you fucking you wife and you pull out a dildo and you stop blowing it Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. I don't know where. Yeah, you just have it under the big bullet. You're fucking, you just pull it from behind the fucking head board, you're like, oh, you stick it up there, you suck it off while you fuck her. Yeah, and then she gets mad because you're not doing it right. That ain't doing it.

And then you're in. Yeah, this is, you got some problems. This is fucking crazy. I want to talk to this guy. Who is the fucking people you do the MMF with? I want to hang with this guy. Like, is fucking people you do the MMMF wins? I wanna hang with this guy. Like, is this real? What are you doing with Thanksgiving?

You like stuffing? You like sausage stuff, a third generation of sausage stuff. Yeah, you do, you love stuffing. That's just stuffing. Like, what I'm trying to understand is like, you know what's MMMF so bad? Is the other guy the real thing here? Is he just trying to fuck this other guy

and use any woman as an excuse to not be gay and when his wife wouldn't be, longer his homosexuality, he found another woman to do it. But does he want to fuck this, he wants to fuck the other guy too. Or does he just want her, him to fuck his wife while he wants. If it was a cuck thing, he wouldn't have fucked another, he wouldn't have done this with other people

You know what I mean like you have a done that have you a fucked it girls? You're not you never did it. I Two girls are nothing. I don't need a guy in the mix. I've never done it either. Yeah Well, I think you've never done it. What might it be like if you did do it Bob about a high five and Well, might it be like if you did do it Bob about a high five and Now is there a problem if the other guys dick is bigger than yours now Fuck there's so much ash on gonna approach and rug. You bother vloggers? It's all right, it's better than sauce. All right, another question, Eld.

That was really something I've never heard. I've never heard one like that. Usually I can kinda connect, but. Yeah, that's insanity. I didn't connect either. Yeah, that's insanity. All right guys. Yeah, Bobby has no idea what that's like.

Now that his penis is finally been thawed from a glacier of fat from 100 pounds of it 100 pounds of my victims have gone away my dick looks like one of those inuids just fucking all dried up and fucking frozen yeah your dick is what was dehydrated yeah hydrated Denisovian Warned off. Who are the first men all right. We get it How about this I Fuck what's his name? Who's the guy the whale?

Brendan Frazier Brendan Frazier in that movie with Paulie Shore. That's your dick Where's the scene oh man? You're dick is in the scene oh man. I love that. I know dumb things. Yeah, exactly. I'm trying to connect. I'm trying to connect. Wrong the dail skurs. Oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, you thought. It's you know man. Oh, I thought I should be on the whale.

Oh, the whale was a piece of shit. Total bullshit. That was really bad. I sucked. Me and now there's Washington on the fucking plane. I've never laughed harder. We were next to each other watching this thing. Dude, the end.

The biggest laugh I've ever seen it. Oh, dude. It's bananas. It's so bad It's so really it's one of the worst I mean it's parody it feels like parody. It's crazy worse than the mummy three Yes, the mummy there was an enjoyable time at the movies. Okay, although the whale was really enjoyable from a I cannot believe this The whale was really enjoyable from a, I cannot believe this aspect. Like every once in a while there'd be such a, a Oscar movie that's such a piece of shit, you're like, oh, this isn't gonna be good, but it's so bad I'm having a great time.

And we had a great, that was one of the funnest movies we've seen. It was as, it was as, it was as cut and dry as like, something would make him sad and he would just be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom would make him sad and he would just be like He would just go get like and there was and three different times in the movie a big point of conflict was He dropped something and he was too fat to pick it up This is our life My pencil broke

You got me there actually. All right, I'll just. I thought so that I'm always. Really. A nice tree in industrial green point. So sorry, they say no, but. I'm at this point. I put on a good amount of weight. I'm chubby, but I'm not sad.

And I've been smoking for a long time, and I'm trying not to smoke anymore. And it's partly just like I just want to fucking leave you into it and just kind of live whatever happens to happen. But my girlfriend loves me very much. Not to mention her girlfriend about the health.

But we don't know what the pronouns are. There's always that. But my girlfriend loves me very much. She said it too many times. Serendipile. I held. And I think there's always that part of me that knows she, she, right? But there's also funny that's just like this. I don't know why not lean in? Sure, let's the bike control a little bit.

So what do you think? At this tipping point. It helps up, stop smoking or lean in to it a little bit. So the question is he's getting fat and he's like should I stop smoking or should I smoke more and get fat Or and lean into it. Yeah, dude. Don't lean into smoking Yeah, you get yourself healthy. First of all come out of the closet the closet. I don't mean to say it again. I forget to get stuck by a guy. These last two really have been the answer. You're a damn man. For sure. And quit smoking. You're a live. The reason why you're putting on so much weight is because you wanna get your dick sucked by a guy.

I don't understand these closeted game and that live in Greenpoint. You're not like it in Nebraska or whatever. Come out, live your life, my friend, and get healthy. Yes. And in the off chance that you're just a straight man with gay voice, which they're actually one of my friends. A good friend of mine is one of these people.

Harrison Greenbomb. We're not even close friends but I have a leather gig. I do like magic actually. Me too. Yeah, don't lean into this. I don't know what the fuck your point even is. I like that he called me and he's like, hey, stop. You're a fat piece of shit that leads it to all his vices.

Should I be like you? No. No, it's one of the things I'm trying to get control of. I've succeeded in spite all of the things you're just, it's not like you get, it's not like shit goes good for you because you get fatter and do more drugs. No, everything goes good. Like that only hurts things.

So don't, if you have a girlfriend that cares about you and that will support you through smoking, stopping smoking, whatever, take that. If you have a girlfriend that cares about you and that will support you through smoking, stopping smoking, whatever. Take that. If you have a girlfriend that supports you, stopping smoking, getting healthy, and living in the closet. Yeah.

She likes it, you help her pick out outfits. Yeah. I don't know what can I just say. I steal her hats. I've never been a smoker. I've never been addicted to smoking, but my wife and many people claim the Allen Carbook, the easy way to quit smoking is the best way.

That's how she quit, that's how much people quit. Everyone I've talked to, we've talked about that book, say it's insane. I read it, didn't help one fucking bit. I woke up one morning, I said fuck it. I took all my cigarettes, I gave them the Jota Roster and Dan Soda. Nice.

I had five cartons I just bought. So to quit with the book, also. Yeah, look at it. I helped him smoke. Yeah, I was with Soda, Nice. I had five cartons I just bought. Wow. So to quit with the book also. Yeah, look at it. I helped him smoke. Yeah. I was with Soda, by the way, quick as we were on our way to a social distortion concert. And he took his cigarettes and wrinkled them up in his hand. He's like, I am done smoking.

And he threw him in my car, which is a little annoying. Yeah. And he threw him down. And I remember thinking like, what a cheese dick. Fucking idiot. You're gonna be smoking by the end of the day. And he literally never smoked again. It was very impressive. When you're done, you're done.

Interesting. When you're done, you're done. I woke up after smoking, I started smoking when I was 10. Then I quit when I got sober, and then I started back up like when I was, I think 20, and I just, I mean, I was smoking two packs a day. I was waking up in the middle of the night, coughing and shit like that,

but I woke up one day and I was just done. When you're done, you're done. That's what you get to say. And when you quit smoking that first day, you have to keep saying, I quit smoking. You can't say I'm trying. You can't say I'm, I quit. When you quit, you quit.

And every day after that is you're done. You know, you can't, I've been done for two years. Now, you're done, you quit, it's over. Okay. Quit smoking. Don't lean into smoking, don't. Don't. Don't lean in here.

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Anyways. Yeah, that is true. Hahaha. I fucking love Tom Sigour as a new specialist I didn't expect somebody dedicated gay fans hit us with another one big L. Doe this is the wordy one hey man got a bit of a predicament here. Yeah, man. Me to need some more thoughts on it. I guess Do you have a gay voice filter? Basically told me that

She had an abortion. Well, I was away on work. She found out she was pregnant took care of it Didn't talk to me about her community options. I would have supported her either way no matter what. That wasn't great and about two weeks later we're trying to reconcile and do the right thing and I'm trying to make sure she's okay to take care of her and you know we're going to therapy to talk about it and she just up in leaves, up in moves, up in Moose Out. Well, I know what happened. You know, blocking on social media and all that. I mean, I'm talking four years.

We've lived together for three. You know, and she's kind of blaming me for it, I guess. Not blaming me like this is your fault, but like, if I felt like I couldn't bring a child into this world, then that means our relationship isn't worth continuing. So I don't know to bring a child into this world, then that means the relationship isn't worth continuing. So I don't have to. That's for law, super spiraling, going to therapy, trying to do all the right things, but man, it's, you know, it's like I just kind of lost my whole life.

Good job, good everything, good friend group and all that, but, you know, she was the best friend. So I need help with your friends. I can't take it all for you. Listen, she was fucking somebody else. But she wasn't your kid. She took care of it. Yeah. You wanted to work it out and she was like, nah, I'm going to go fuck that guy. Interesting. That is a good. That's very. I do suspect that. It's 60% of that 40% just regular stuff. Yeah, there's no, look at it. You, there's no way she just up and left.

It's women, women transition. They don't just cut the, men dump chicks. Girls, they go to something else. I don't leave something unless they have something. I think that's possible But I also think this is a fucked up thing that like you know That different people take thing take things differently about you know abortion whatever this could have been a You know, it's fucked up you this could have really affected her and it rich

She could have really taken stock of her life and been like I can't do this shit She had a baby with another dude and killed it. That's what happened. It could be his baby. It could have been his baby. It's not his baby. If it was his baby, he would have been like, look, I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant. We got to take it. What was he, is he, let's see, he's fucking a Navy seal and he was doing a tour for a year. He went away for a weekend to sell vacuums in fucking Cleveland. He's coming back Wednesday.

She used to vacuum of her own. Yeah. You can't wait a fucking couple days to get to kill the baby. I see. Me, dude. I think. Yeah.

You can't wait a couple days to have a fucking combo. Look, I'm saying it's, well you guys are saying it's definitely possible. You could have jumped on FaceTime. I mean there's a fucking, hey listen, let you know. I'm in front of the abortion club, I'm gonna get this done. You couldn't, there's so many ways. Look, I know that it's like, I definitely, I feel for this guy. I'm just saying, we've addressed the, she got nutted in by some other guy theory, right?

Sure. And if that's the case, great. Move on, you know, whatever, that's possible. But in the event that didn't happen, what would be our advice to this guy that it was this kid and that she did have some kind of like, I could see it if I was her having like this moment to be like, fuck, like, I really don't wanna have a kid

with this guy. I don't wanna start a family of this guy. So what am I doing here? And I think it's fucked up that she's, that this is happening to you just like that. It's fucked up that she didn't consult him, take his feelings into account in any way, shape or form, even though ultimately it's her decision, definitely she could have talked to him.

But it's possible that this is just what happened, and that it's just like a fucking seismic shift in her and his life. And he's like, fuck, this sucks dick. You're just fucked here. I could see that these are the kind of moments that you really think like, fuck, would I have a kid with this person?

And if the answer's no, then on some level, why would you stay in the relationship, right? Relationships don't survive these kinds of things. You're saying that she probably out of it anyways didn't know. She flimflam in a little bit. Then realized, oh, this guy almost locked me down with a kid. Right, right, right. I'm gonna kill this kid and get the fuck out of this.

Gonna have an abortion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sadly, I feel bad for this guy because he's gonna take my advice. You get this thing stuck by your guy. And get his dick by the side. I feel bad for this guy because he's gonna take my advice and get this thing by guy and get his dick He's gonna somberly get his dick like by a man just like trying to feel something He's gonna try whatever just to get back. You can't get pregnant from this and kill my child Yeah, the guys mouth never gets pregnant bitch. I

Want to say I'm glad you're going to therapy, feel for you, but also the best breakup advice ever that many people have given is, you can't imagine it now, but at some point you'll look back and say, that was the best thing that ever happened. And I do think it's fucked up to abort, that they live together. It's not like a hook, no, I know, I know.

You think something's bad, you think something's bad now, but it winds up being great later in life. Like, you never know, like, the COVID was terrible. But then all of a sudden, you got soul jails. Exactly. What the fuck? Potsville, FTPA has a great comedy.

Yeah, one day you might be doing outdoor shows behind the train track. Yeah. Stavros, Blossom. And your suicidal. You get followers from his podcast. You're like, how did this fucking blow past me?

You're gonna later on you plug the special on a show. You get a Zoom recorder and you start this whole fucking thing on the east coast and then they flip right by you. You call everyone you know and you go, how did this one get past it? I have fan letters from this fucking pimple. This guy took me out to fucking honey pink. And I paid for five times in a row.

Just accept it eventually, you get over, you start being friends again. You'll be, you'll be grabs his chest live on his podcast one day and it's all over. And that fucking idiot he's with has to find somebody else. You know, this is no different than Mark Norman, Sam Morrill. You go on, Sam Soder, and I keep going. Yeah, this is no different than Mark Norman Sam Marille Damn Don't say the other one Lonely in a room get you dick suck by a guy one sell out per weekend All the waitresses leave at the lake show

Yeah, they never want to take a photo with you at the end of the weekend on stage. And they have comics on the wall that have never played there. New eat your wings underneath the photo of fucking Norman Crosser. While the waitresses get cut. Yeah, and then you give the waitresses a $20 tip and she hands it back. I'm good. You're nateness more than I am. It's fine.

Sure you're more talented. Sure. You're a funnier. It doesn't matter. The fastest horse doesn't win the race. It's the longest. The longest one. It's the longest one to fucking sadness and suicide. But you'll get there.

Yeah. I think that's a good, that's a very detailed, maybe a little too detailed, if it matter for, but I think it really works. Absolutely. So yeah, buddy, you're getting better. That's right. That's better.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Oh, fuck yeah. All right, well, next question there, Eldis. Sorry, bud. I mean, I agree with you. She really should have consulted him,

even if ultimately she was like, look, I'm dead set on this, I'm gonna have it, it's my body, but like, you gotta talk to the fuck yeah. Yeah, the only way that was actually acceptable was like in the 1800s, when it took you six months in a season to get back to work. Yeah, I couldn't make it because of the frost.

I mean, you could find in the, confide in the poor kid. There you go. Sorry, buddy. There's a piece of it. You'll bounce back, buddy. Yeah, you're doing everything you need to, and it sounds like you're in a good spot, and you'll find someone who won't, when something like that happens, will take you into consideration. Sure.

What else do we got? I was, any more fun little questions after we've been having a really nice time You got to drop anything else heavy maybe you want to fucking make the room sadder We're literally comic geniuses. We're making the most tragic shit funny guys just straight up suicide So Susali's talking gay Let's see what we got here. A-Sob is me, the crazy gun guy who was trying to figure out how to tell all that shit to his girlfriend. Pause this.

Just for a little context, we had a guy call in that collected what, he had hundreds of guns. He had a fuck ton of guns. And he was like, how do I tell my girlfriend about this? I love him. So I just bought a bunch of guns i did i believe you i went in the hamshows and give me that give me that give me that i can't wait to you two fucking come up with your stupid vogue swag and bug bus fucking i gotta protect you i'll shoot some guns on your property

uh... are you so that's a little context let's see what the guy let's get this update hit a sell this. I think they're actually going really well, wanted update. Nice. It's actually so well that she kind of has a bigger sex drive than me, you know, which is, you know, on paper, a pretty good thing, but she kind of wants me to start, you know, doing things like, you know, like my thumbs in her butt and like, you'm a pretty vanilla guy with that stuff to be honest. It's good to be honest.

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and dreams of a black teenager going for his wallet but he can't even imagine putting a thumb in an ass go ahead with that stuff to be honest and you know he kind of wild with that stuff uh...

what would be your advice of the situation you I'm open to trying new things, but I mean, you poop from there. I can't get that thought out of my mind. Every single time I put a thumb in there, I'm like, oh shit, do I smell it right now? What's that smell? Come on. You even know it's probably just my head. Yeah, shit. Yeah, could you give me some advice on how to make myself deal with it a little

bit better or something like that. Thanks. Appreciate you. Big man of your stuff. Looking forward to seeing you soon. I'll be back. Okay, interesting. So he's got a more sexually adventurous girlfriend.

And by the way, all he's talking about is, he's not even talking about sexually adventurous stuff. He's just talking about butt stuff. Yeah, this is only hang up. This is the most conservative man I've ever met. He's flexed guns and things, butt stuff. It's like too, it's very conservative guy. Yeah, I think you need to open up your horizons, buddy. And look, if clenalling this is a big issue for you,

just like, you know, you could be like, if we're gonna do some butt, Gag, every gay guy I know has like a closet full of animations, yeah, they know names on it. Yeah, it's labeled club guy too. Yeah, young boy for. So I think if if cleanliness is really a big issue for you, maybe you can bring that up.

Maybe you got a little what was a who trick daddy was big on getting his ass eaten and he was is really a big issue for you. Maybe you can bring that up. Maybe you got a little, what was, who, trick daddy was big on getting his ass eaten and he was, he was a big wet wipes guy, you know, you could just, Web wipes are good, but it's not, it's inside the crawl. What happens is you gotta, you gotta take a shower.

And the problem is you're too far into the relationship. You gotta eat ass up front. You gotta eat ass. That's back in the day when I was with chicks. I would always eat their ass and get them to lick my butt right up front. This is where we're starting. You know what I mean?

We've been here, we've gone through it. And you know, my wife, I've never done any butt stuff to her. Wow. Because we've never, we didn't do it at the beginning. And now it's too weird. You know what I mean? For your second act, now you're sexual awakening. I don't know if you wanna fucking eat a 50 year old ass.

I don't know what that looks like. Yeah, I mean. Sure, I got you. Yeah. I think you gotta go in the shower, right? Go in the shower, take a shower, kiss a little bit. And then get in there with the soapy finger. Clean that butt out.

Oh, you want to use your finger to actually clean the asshole. Well, you're gonna realize that the asshole doesn't really have shit in it. You're gonna put your finger in there. You're gonna have deep. Yeah, shit comes out and then goes out and then goes back up into your intestine. There's not really,

unless she's holding one in the tube with a fucking summery. Unless she's got a hot one in the chamber. She should've got it. Yeah, don't go have bonch on. And then try to eat her ass. I would say, I would say, you gotta take a shot.

Some nice, yeah, go get soup with her before for breakfast. And then fuck her ass. Yeah, you wanna, after she drops a douce, cleans out maybe take a shower and get down it and you don't want to go right in maybe clean it out a little bit but you know look around the edges a little bit and then once you get that taste the pennies yep you know what I mean. That's the pussy taste. Well the the assholes pennies. Assholes pennies? Yeah. Put these nickels. Put these nickels. I was metallic.

Everything down there's a little metallic. You're changing. So you get down there, lick a little bit, and then you get used to it. And then once the passion see the thing you're missing, you gotta let the passion. You gotta have passions. The passion's not there.

Passion will get you'll eat shit with passion. You'll get, I mean, I've gone down on some stuff I shouldn't have gone down, bro. You know what I mean? I should have had a flashlight. You know what I mean? Yes, a visor helmet. Yeah.

But passion was there, so you went down, you did it. Oh, and then you come back up. Oh, you got that. Oh, you turned to Robin Williams soon. Yeah. Oh, I put you in your ass. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's the ass.

Oh, there's no shit in there. Who bought it? Oh, you put some air. Ooh. That guy stinks. He's dead. Yeah, yeah. Can't do you, great guy.

I think you just got to, honestly, you're being a fucking little baby about this. Put a thumb in an ass, dude. I mean, grow up. No one here, I think that's all of our stance here. No one here is a big ass. I love fingers in the ass. I don't love eating ass, but I do, I mean,

I don't know who fucking loves it. Here's the thing, if the person you're with, I'm gonna love eating pussy. I love fucking guy dick. Get your dick sucked by Bob. Nah, nah. I think if the person responds to it, I like, I love it, right? And this woman clearly likes her ass played with. So she's probably going wild.

So I think that would just get me in the zone. I think honestly, buddy, just grow up, put a finger in an ass, eat some ass, fuck some ass. You're not a baby anymore. You were a chicken tenders when you go to restaurants too? No, have a fucking adult meal. Have some bronzy. You were a chicken tenders when you go to restaurants too. No have a fucking adult meal have some bronzy Fucking break up and let this woman be with a guy who appreciates it any guy who's complaining that his fuck Gruff has a bigger sex drive. That's so rare That's like a four-leaves clover grew up as a bigger sex drive that's so rare That's like a four-leafed clover. Oh, what was a bigger sex drive?

I have to go polish my guns. Yeah, I don't want to fuck your ass. Yeah, I want you sticking nice gun in her butthole Yes, that is good that put it. Yes, put a fucking a dildo on the end of a gun Get a smith in wesson 380 and stick it right in her butto and I fucking 380 easy right in the butt and let the end and see what it tastes like I agree that's good that's good I think that's that's great advice for our friend here how we doing on time Eldis what we need four hours we just did like two hours oh Jesus all right yeah I sorry. I haven't pissed since 1985. I haven't baby.

Do you have a quick one we can go out on? I don't know. Should we just end the episode? Whatever you want. I got a quick. Are these lives? Give us a quick one. No, they're called it.

They're called like voicemails. One voicemail. Go and while we're at it, follow the boys. Watch all of Joe's specials on YouTube. They're out there. Yes, please. My specials on punchup.live I have the fake assounding. It's a brand new there too. It's on there too. Both of them are made for comedy. Uncensored. Uncensored. That is good. YouTube has been getting little dick in

the room. They just did a new thing on Meta too. They're getting Instagram. They're getting their clamping down. Okay. Yeah, you punch up.live guy used to work at Facebook. Oh, yes. He's trying to keep me in the mess. You just got back. Got to do anything you want. You put up there, but here's the best part. You get their email.

Nice. So you can contact your fans and say, hey, I'm coming back. So instead of working for Instagram, so they get all the data. Yep. You get it. And you can keep in touch and know where they are. Love that.

In the country so it's great. Go there and get my stuff and of course check out all my shit. Check it all out. And then one day we'll sell out. I don't know if it's gonna happen, Joe. We'll get one big one and we'll get dick sucked by guys after this show. All right, all right, there's something fun, fun no tragedy something to take us out easy a stovie issue boy

here in arcan saw and what's up uh... ill this and whoever the fucking get to as well we start by saying this and a city inspector in the state of Arkansas. Okay. And I have no fucking qualifications for this job. You know what I mean? Like I've never been a plumber. I've never been a contractor. I've never been an age-back technician. I've never been an electrician, but I'm supposed to inspect all these goddamn houses and be like, yo, these are totally safe, you know what I mean? So, Stovey, baby, what would you do in my position?

in my position which he on is fucking continue to lie like I did. Wait a wait a come through as Arkansas. Yeah, I know. Yeah, hilarious. I'm helping the stereotype. One of the most racist states. Hmm fact. I didn't know that. Top 10.

Okay. This is sick though. I love that this guy has this. You just got into a job he doesn't deserve at all. I love this guy rules. Just keep doing what you're doing. You got to figure it out, dude. Yeah, dude, approve every fucking house.

Start taking bribes. Yeah, duh. Yeah, take a bribe and actually learn this face. Mm. Um. And make a little note. But on the note, right, funny shit, like, I got a huge car. Yeah, you'll figure it out. You think I'll just knew how to edit?

No, he barely does now. He's half retarded. Yeah, he's doing this. This guy's supposed to be a millionaire. I've been calling this. Yeah, exactly. You're doing the city inspection version of my comedy career. Just keep in moving. Except every hilarious opportunity

that you're not qualified for. It was your best. We've been given advice for two hours. We've attended a high level. We're fucking phonies, too. And last three people have killed themselves because of us. It's fun to mention.

Our eyes for help. Three people have gotten an awesome head. Right, right. phone is to the three people of killed themselves because of us that's not a house for help three people have gotten awesome head right right yeah i think definitely you're gonna keep doing it and if you're worried about getting caught just higher this is the traditional american story higher of very overqualified immigrant to just do your job absolute that's the pay

and keep doing what you're doing you know what i mean that's what's not dead ha ha ha qualified immigrant. But yeah, we love you. This is the best. I believe out his name. I don't want people to know. This is what? This is why we killed all the Indians. Exactly right. So this is the favorite way. This is for the first celebrate Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. You got a job you don't deserve. You don't you're not qualified for God bless America. Exactly. God bless Thanksgiving. That's right. That's a beautiful note to end on. Thank you guys for listening. What a what a show. So fun. Guys, thank you so much.

Thank you. It's my favorite one. You got a buddy. This is so fun. I'm glad I I'm glad I made it. Yeah, I am too. That was beautiful. Thanks for the smokes. Of course. Yeah, those were great cigars. You got to thank my friend Kim. His name's Kim. Shout out to Kim and where is it? Sarasota, Florida, the End of my Dura-Star, Lounge.

No, he's white. He's white. He's white. I swear to God, he's white. Oh, he's gay and shit. Oh, he's white. Oh, that's awesome. I got a piss. All right, bye, guys. Oh, I know. That's awesome. I got a piss. All right. Bye guys. Oh my god. I'm down

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