Stavvy's World - Big Jay Oakerson

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

Big Jay Oakerson joins the pod to talk about his aloof father's outlandish lies about his life, gas station hog pills, Wendy Williams, mentally ill fans, watching soap operas and overeating as a child, his new special "Dog Belly" and much more. Stav and Big Jay help callers including a bi woman who wants to come out to her boyfriend, and a single dad who's too tired and has too high standards to date.Subscribe at patreon.com/stavvysworld for exclusive, Patreon-only episodes.

I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels but then it was obvious get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods

and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family

Whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification get an Airbnb Oh Welcome everybody to stop his world I got my buddy big J big J. Okres in here Promoting his new special dog tooth dog belly dog belly fuck what I said It's fine Ari sent me the thing. He sent me the like trailer the artwork. Oh, yeah He was like what do you think cuz I guess you asked him about and I remember dog I should have already produced Are you producing special so he's like very involved in it yet? I guess you asked him about, and I remember dog. I should have. Ari produced Ari's the, I'm actually producing this special.

So he's like very involved in it. Yeah, that's awesome. And he says, you know, the people who were like, pop in from like figuring the social media stuff, particularly. Yeah. Yeah, you sent it off to every person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's awesome as Ari, like when you look this, like I'm like, well, Ari's got all the answers. He figured it out. And didn't realize that Ari farms out his questions too to you and show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the funniest thing.

We'll come back and I'll be like, Ari, what do you think of this, uh, this trailer here? And I'll be like, shult says the borders tacky. Yeah, I mean, he asked me to make this bigger. Yeah. By the way, I'm just like, yeah, yeah. Well, he asked me and I was like, looks good to me. And then I was like, wait, let me ask the guy who designs my shit and then he had a bunch of notes and I was like,

oh yeah, it's not like I know anything either. I just hired my friend who didn't believe in himself enough to get another job. Can I ask you a great question? Please, what is the tie to this pattern in the Greek culture? The Greek key? Now it is the Greek key.

It's a Greek key. It's like a classic goes all the way back to antiquity. I thought it just meant coffee. Yeah, exactly. We do, it's like, we are hanging on to like shit that happened 4,000 years ago. It's fucking pathetic. It's like, we peaked, I used to have a joke

where it was like, it's like, the guy who peaked in high school. It's like, it's like, you know, if you were cool in the 80s, like Greeks are still driving a trans am. You know what I mean? Like they still, they're still playing fucking twisted sister, trying to get pussy. But the 80s is, you know, the year 3000 BC. You know, it's like we're a pathetic culture.

Although it is nice that the world's loosened up enough that, uh, anal is just called anal now. Yeah. I know that really was our thing for a while. I don't know how it started. You've been in prostitute ad a bit. No Greek. No Greek?

Yeah, for years it was like, we were known for anal. Now we got yogurt. We switched from anal to yogurt. Yogurt's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You throw the word Greek in front of that yogurt. Oh, it's moving. You're moving pallets of fucking shitty yogurt.

Just throw Greek in there. And I will say the fetiches while in my top three cheeses of all time is the most inconsistent cheese from place to place. Absolutely. No, no, you're so right about that. You got to know where to get. You're in Queens now. If you had, well, Dan used to live across the street from the best imported Greek market.

Yeah, Titan, Titan, we call it Titan because that like imported Greek market. Mark it. Yeah, Titan Titan week. We call it Titan because that's the Greek pronunciation. And then I said it to him and he's like, you mean Titan? I was like, oh yeah, we're in America. I would live like I'm going to go to Titan. You mean Titan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But dude, we literally the fuck is that sound, Elders? He's rewinding so he doesn't get charged. Elders, is this get, is this even being recorded? You fucking prick. I heard my best friend to be the brie. He has no, until three months go he had no producing skills. So he's really good. Like, all things considered, he's great.

But every once in a while, something like that will happen. I'll be like, make sure the microphones are on. You know, I can't wait to pay for it. I think it's just that I forgot to turn my camera on. Oh, yeah. Tell you the second time I've done that in the history of this show. Not bad.

That's not bad. Oh, it's Philadelphia. Yes. The fetishies was always awesome. Interesting. Super salty. Interesting, yeah. Wet.

You gotta have it wet. You gotta have it under the brine. That's the thing. Like, you gotta get it in the fucking, in the brine or else it's bullshit. And, like, we got have it wet you got have it into the brine Yeah, that's the thing like you got to get it in the fucking in the brine or else it's bullshit and like now They have it in supermarkets, and it's not the same shit No, and when I moved here and you get it like in cubes or those the brands no no no no you don't want anything Greek You don't want it branded well you don't want any of the money going to advertising no like if you go to a Greek restaurant They have flat-screen TVs on the wall.

And they, and you saw, yeah, walk the fuck out. You want a guy in a stained-wife beater. His chest hairs are in your lamb chops. But you picked them out. Best lamb chop you ever had in your life. It's when I went to, I remember going to Mike Vicki-Hones family's house in Bokor, Tone, one. Oh hell yeah. And he was like, yeah, you gotta come up, we'll go to have dinner with my family. He was like, absolutely, man, it was everything I was hoping for from an Italian house.

His dad looked like, remembering good fellows and they were making like nice meals in prison. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all are like apron and a white feeder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And his body's a little older and backier at that point, but he was just, what do you walk in here?

Those hands. Hey Mr. Vecchione You only just slapping you balls back So great. I love it telling you so misogynistic. They won't let women cook important meals Like it's like no, no, no, even the thing you do 90% of the time when we have company. I make the sauce you fucking bitch Was bullshit go pack my lunch for Monday through Friday. Have all of my clothes laid out for the week. You dumb gubba. That is saluted times truly. I always say it was the funniest but the entire, just was hoping for Mike's family's house. They had a wall of pictures.

And there's three children in that family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, maybe one year later, where the sister or brother of the background, but I mean, they have a shot for shot thing of like, Mike breaking through a line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's glad to get you, miss.

Oh, man, they love Mike Veggie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he the first born? He might be the oldest in the best sports. Yeah, I get that. I mean, definitely in my family it breaks out where it's like. How many siblings do you have? I have three, or I have two siblings, three total.

But there's a clear demarcation of like, I was the oldest and I was the best at school. And so, and I'm like, you know, sensitive, you know, what, and that's like, and I was definitely my mom's favorite, right? Like, cause I would, you know, my dad's a fucking piece of shit. From like a young age, I had the emotional intelligence of like, you know, basically I'm like helping her

through her bad. I was making her gay best friend, you know what I mean? Like I was performing the like like the emotional labor of a gay best friend to my mom's horrific marriage to my father without recognizing. They are weird. It's one of those immigrant things. They're like the same house but like literally like for my mom's birthday I re-did my brothers old because we lived in a shitty we lived in like a townhouse which was because we lived in a shitty townhouse, which was, there was four bedrooms. And there was Queens?

No, in Baltimore, girls, Baltimore. And so my grandma had a room. I had a room, and my twin brothers had to share a room because they just were not bedrooms. So once everybody moved out, I remodeled my brother's room into a fucking little clubhouse for my grandma and mom to hang out Yeah, so it's like they just have like a little mini fridge. They're watching Greek cooking shows

It's like they're basically like neighbors. She'll like go downstairs to use the kitchen and it's like and that's it And it's like sometimes they'll like pitching on groceries together Like that's the level of like So I was definitely her favorite and then my my younger brother he There were twins, but the youngest, he was just good at sports. He had no anxiety or depression. So he was like the easiest to talk to. So he's my dumb dad's favorite.

Because he's like the hottest one. He's good at soccer. Might that play in pro soccer, and greets for a little bit. Oh, nice. So, but that's like that was the time where you're smoking cigarettes at half time. And he literally played pro soccer like when his carpentry shifts allowed it

You know what I mean like you could get off when you get off his actual job He went to play side game against Madrid. I put it for the time I'm out of PTO. I don't know And so and so he was definitely like my dad's favorite. And then I feel bad for my brother who, he's an artist, he's a great visual artist. My mom, don't get me wrong, my mom wins. They're twins, but they're fraternal. We're all test two babies.

So, they were born at the same time, but the DNA is whatever. But, and don't get me wrong, it's not like, anyone neglected him, but it's like, when you feel that energy, when you're like a little kid. So it's like, I'm sure if we went and did the, if we added up the pictures, probably he's like third place.

Like, we're the middle child, the like, middle one. You see the background like choking a cat to death? Yeah, no, well, he was, he was like a little, that's the thing, it's like, it's one of those nature versus nurture things where it's like, if you're like a moody baby, you know what I mean? Like a shitty adult is gonna be like,

that baby's not as fun to play with as the fucking fun baby that's giggling. And it starts at that age. Like you think. And then, and that only like. This kid's kind of a, yeah. That reinforces everything. But he was, yeah, he was, we have some great baby picks,

but I'm sure none, like from my mom's perspective, I know it wasn't like on purpose, but it's like that should just kind of I just have my mom's funny. I'm I have I guess five siblings total, but it's three With my mom and stepop had I'm the only child of my mom and dad right and then my dad has to oh Wow, which is hilarious those two to Ohio, which is hilarious. Those two, they're look like brothers of my, like we all, you're dead, you're dead, not strong. It's strong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My, you're not a grown. I didn't grow up with them. I don't know them very well. Right, right, right. You know, I love them as my brothers, but like, I don't, how much, what's the age difference? So it's funny, it's almost the same on both.

Oh, well. Until the third eye, my dad's two sons. I'm 11 years and 15 years old. Oh wow that's a weird. And then my mom, my brother's 11 years younger than me. My one sister's 15. The other one's 19. Wow. Holy fuck. 19 is crazy. 19 years, so what, your principal had, I'm guessing you're a mistake, is there teenagers, or how old you are? They were 19, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if it was a mistake.

Right. So, some of those might that was cream pie city. You thought about it. Yeah, I guess the mistake is wrong, because we use that for, like, you don't want a kid, but you do the thing to get a kid. You know what I mean?

It's like when you're fucking cream pine, it's like what do you think's gonna happen? I would ask my dad but he's got so many farcical stories. Yeah. I really when I was young, he was so not around like a teenage years particularly that like it took me to being an adult to be like, these stories probably aren't true. Right right right. You just throw them out there is like you know, I beat Minnesota fats and pull once Then you look it up. You're like, no way. Well, that's awesome dad just a lie. Somebody else told him He's like this is good. I have my son hasn't heard this. I'm not in his life

Oh, well, we don't have any mutual friends. He got kicked out of the Navy because he got caught Weed with David Bowie on a swoop somewhere He's literally he told you that with a straight face those are such obvious lies now That it makes me the ones that are possible because he was in the Navy and maybe he was like at sea and he said But so even a basic one where he was like I saw the pink Floyd do the wall in Rome at the Colosseum, and I'm like, probably it didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something that is possible.

Yeah, I'm like, you know what, that's probably bullshitting. Yeah, you might have actually been in Rome and just decided not to go, but you're like, this will be good to tell, to say. David Bowie just walked by and said, hey, can I hit that? Hey, dude. Did he pop?

Yeah. Did he know? Yeah, you trying to just work up. But my dad was like, he split when I was like three. Okay. And my step on the classic. Yeah. A classic Philly dirt bag move. Yeah, yeah.

He said, I'll be right back and went to Florida. Yeah. No, he was, he was, I hear my mom had a fight. Okay. I don't think it was like a punching fight though. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Awesome that you have to say that. You know what I mean?

Well, I remember coming downstairs and he definitely had like hands on the arms. Yeah, yeah. Like yelling against the wall. But my dad's actually not a very violent guy or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just whatever they, you got to call cheating, that's what it was. Right, right, right, right. And I, it's what nice to find out that when you're older too, you're the one who goes over to go.

Yeah, yeah. Donna Rules, mom. Yeah, yeah. He's like, dude. I'm're older too, you're the one who goes, Donna rules mom. Like Donna, the girl gave me this awesome ball. Yeah, you know, the lady keeps giving, yes, me ice cream every Tuesday. Well, her and dad hang out in the car. You know, to get me ice cream, my mom was dating. That was great when guys took that shit out. He goes, you see a little fat kid. He's still a little McDonald's dude and fucking pushing right that shit out. He goes, you see a little fat kid. You see a little McDonald's, dude,

and fucking push him right into the room. You know, getting your room. Yeah. They would always, I would always be like, I have no TV in my room. They would be like, you should get him a TV in his room. Yeah. If you're gonna be 22 and single.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a 20-year-old single mom, you better get a fucking TV in his room. Yeah, get him some. But my mom, me and my mom, my step-up came when I was like 10. Okay. We had 20-seater single mommy, but we could get a fucking TV in us. Yeah, they did. Get him some. But my mom, me and my mom, my step-up came when I was like 10.

Okay. And that was almost like a shock. I actually went and like pretty quickly after that, like went to my dowel, I'm gonna go live with dad. Oh really? And my mom, because you just didn't like having an a male authority figure, was it?

It wasn't my dad. Like he was great. Like he was awesome. Oh really? He was an awesome dude. And then once he had to start being like no you can't do that you're not allowed to go right I was like what oh that's interesting because you don't think about the fact that you're also like the child gets a honeymoon phase with the guy that that his mom is dating of course so when yeah and then as fine they're still together like my step-ups great. I love my step-op. He's awesome.

Yeah, again, they were always young, like my step-up was 27 when he came around. Did that so wild to think about that? Like that's been happening to me where I'm like, because my parents, it took them a while to have kids because they, like I said, it was in vitro. And so I'm 34 and I think, I think I'm the age my dad was when he, they had me because they tried to have kids

when they were in their 20s, but you know, whatever. And I catch myself in the mirror. And I was always like, I don't the age my dad was when he'd they had me because they tried to have kids in their 20s, but you know, whatever. And I catch myself in the mirror. And I was always like, I don't look like my dad, whatever. But now I'm the age that like in my childhood, my dad was. So I look in the mirror, I'm like, no, like that's that face. I make that face, you're just like, holy fuck.

Oh, I have a lot of my dad's like, madly, my life is in his face. Yeah, and when you think about that, when you think about that where you're like, this is the age they were, I'm like doing podcasting. He's like, you know, beating off in a cup, praying, praying, the eggs, the eggs take this time

so he can finally be a father. He's been trying for years. We're also in this world though, it just is a change of a, you know what I mean? Like for sure. My dad isn't even like, my dad isn't like, I go to the office like, like, uptight, like guy like that.

He's not, he's been a pothead, not anymore, but like, if I had to guess, pretty laid back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If his lifestyle's anything like his parenting style, he's pretty lost a fair. Yeah. Well, he left my mom, he left my mom, or they broke up, he went to Florida for a little bit and then moved back to like South Jersey or Delaware

So a couple he moved around a bit with her, but my stepmother who was significantly older than him Oh, wow, they didn't really don't on me at the time right of course and she had kids everyone's an adult in your head She had kids who I He would discipline and it would be very weird Like get the spoon I'm like here's zip it in the air But I'm like, yo, I'm like you're not there dad Yeah, you empathize with them because you're in a you're from a broken home, too

Never put his hands on me once I wasn't around enough Yeah, maybe it was good. Yeah, that's true. A lot of times the guys who abandoned their families, it's like, you don't want that guy's your dad. You know what I mean? They wouldn't have been that awesome having around, probably those times anyway. Yeah, exactly.

I said, I always thought it was funny. My dad was the, he really would give that speech of like, you know, like a weed from the earth. Right, right, right, right. But I don't know if it's good or bad, because it might have been fun to smoke pot in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think just because I equated that would just like, yeah, right. But I don't know if it's good or bad, because it might have been fun to smoke pot in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think just because I equated that,

we're just like, yeah. Right. That I never smoked pot until I was in my 20s. Wow. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is awesome. He was right. Yeah.

It's just from the earth. Yeah. What, it's just from the earth. Yeah. But you said that thing earlier about like your mom's favorite, like those years between my step pop and mom, my step or my grandfather passed away also. He was like, he took over a lot of the dad stuff from Manofro ball and came to my baseball games and everything.

But in my downtime, it was a lot of times, it was my grandmother and my mom. Right. And we're both great. But you don't realize when you're getting like, woman stuff. Yes, yes, of course. And it's just so funny the things that I know versus don't look, I have such limited man skills. You know what I mean, if they were like, well, I mean, I remember the limited times I'd be with my dad, he's like, I gotta run by auto-obsound or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get these new spark plugs put in the car. Right. And then you have to take it somewhere and he's like, no, I'm just going to change the spark plugs. Which played out funny later. I remember Dave Smith was with me, came to see me perform opening for a tell and Pittsburgh years ago. And he goes, you want to come see the new car? And I'm like, sure. And we went down. He's like, oh, it's like twin camshaft, super blah blah blah, hemi, but I'm like, I go, you left, I have no idea what you're talking about.

If you want to talk about Dave's days of our lives, it's not going to say what's absolutely funny when I would, I saw my mom soap operas with her. Me too. So much so that I always still think of Kelly Ripa as Haley from the frittair from the thing. Falcon crests, Dallas. I knew all the heart throbs were on those shows. And it was just, but that was like, we only had six channels too. So I just lay on my belly on the floor. My mom would be on the cat. My, I think my mom was like a size one. She still wore like a zero gene, so she ever pants on button, phone cord, strung across the whole room

to her phone so she could be next to her on the thing. It's just ripping menthols and, uh, and talking on the phone. The friends like a child would, you were, you were basically in a sorority house. You know, this is like, she's 20 or 21 or whatever. That's a funny thing to watch too, was her, she also went back to college, when she was like 27. Oh, hilarious. So then she started having, and she always worked in retail. Yeah. She'd be like the manager of a retail place, but her friends were all like super hot,

like to me, when I was a little kid, like just smoke and hot, beautiful young girls, and they were. Yeah. and now it's funny now I was like that's the about Facebook yeah like someone's like oh my that even they'll hit you up because your mom told me You were gonna be I want to come see a show and you're like hello Thing it's like I had to have my boob removed from cancer I'm thrice to force my boob removed from cancer. I'm Christ of Ors. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, but in their head, in your head, she's this perfect angel. They were. They were so hot. Oh, how much beating off you must have done to your moms, like friends who also worked the Sears Registrar. He's off the charts. No, my mom was also brilliant when I saw,

when she saw that it was gonna be a husky child. Yeah. She became the manager of Casual Mail, which became Casual Mail. Wow. It of Casual Mail, which became a big and tall. Wow. It was called Casual Mail, Big and Tall, another king DXL. DXL, wow dude.

But she worked there for it so. That's incredible. Position yourself for her family. Dr. Fack, wasn't the right industry. He's like, I see exactly how many dyno nuggets this fucking guy takes down every week. We gotta get to the DXL. It is funny that you think fat equates wealth.

You'd believe that's the case, but it's not. It's just because we had spaghetti and butter and Parmesan cheese. Four nights a week. And then also my dad left. So when I'd be with the grandparents, grandparents love this boy. I guess dad's not coming to pick me up this weekend again.

Can I have an entire small pizza myself? Of course you can. I'm crazy. Jason. That's so fucking funny. Absolutely. And then my dad would try to crash course it. What I see him. You know, it's all you had a box. Or you got my box. You're like, fight or something, somebody got like, no, but I've been in it. Like, plenty. I remember just taking me out back and like, putting the hands up.

And then just, drilling me hard in the chest. And then I just got emotional. And it's like, you left me with mom. Yeah. Then it's getting me. That's awesome. The idea that he was trying to get like three years of father. It's been in two weeks.

It's like, all right, we're boxing. I'm showing you how to wash your penis. We're doing the birds and the bees. But Dan, me and Dan would always talk about this too. The poor mom, single mom's due because those guys crash course it in like a weekend or a stay there for like, you know, a couple weeks in the summer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You would crash, you come home and it's like, it's got got me Nintendo. Right. Me or you, all things just kind of like shut you summer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would crash court and you come home and it's like, it's got got me Nintendo. Right. Me and all these all things just kind of like shut you up and yeah, of course. So you don't really have fear of this life. You're trying to put his thumbs in your mother's ass. And he was like, all right, double dragon probably buys me anal.

If I can get him double dragon and fucking Mario too. And he always does the like, yeah, he always came through like the big, with the big hits and then you're like, dad rules. Yeah, yeah. And then she was like, when I was like, well, I'm gonna move with him. She was like, yeah, go ahead. And then I went there.

I'm like, dad doesn't rule at all. Dad sucks. Dad doesn't know me that well. Yeah. That's so awesome. It would be like the vibes with my father aren't that good. No, we don't really. We also a hyper scared kid.

And he wasn't prepared for that. And like those things would blow his mind. Really? Everything's like, the dark. Right. You had a lot of phobias as little kids. So, and just like noises. It's so funny the things now upon explanation even back then,

you're like, how did I still get so upset? Right, right, right. Our toilet for whatever reason. Like share the wall with my bedroom. Yeah. And so you hear like, it just ran sometimes when all the mic just, it's out of the tank, love working and then filling back up.

So it is rather than explaining to me that's what that was, they would be like, it's just the toilet doing a thing. And I'm like, it only seems to happen when everyone else is asleep and I'm awake. Like it's coming for me. Wow, that's it. So you're like, my dad was very just like,

what? Cause I would like, love horror movies. And then it was like, I'm sneaking in my mom's room that night though Yeah, I loved watching them and then they would affect the shit That's the layers cuz I was so I was a probably a little scared as a kid But I wouldn't because that I stayed away from anything scary. Yeah, I mean not I want not I don't want nothing to do with horror movies daughter, so it was funny watching my daughter Not afraid of the dark at all. I mean she's horror movies. I thought it was funny watching my daughter grow up, not afraid of the dark, but all of me.

She's a TV on me, but it's not because of her fear of the dark, or she just doesn't care. She'll watch horror movies, home alone by herself. Oh wow. And she's like, I don't even do that in hotel rooms at night. Yeah, as a fucking good man. I watch a lot of horror on the road, because my chick doesn't want to watch that.

Sure, sure. So I watch all these shitty horror movies, and always in the afternoon. Yeah, I get home at night. It's like cartoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guys grocery games. I'm from a food network. I'm food network when you come back to the man V food guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like slowly through seasons watching a man kill himself. Yeah, well, I'll just had a little run in with the original man V food. I'll just was a fucking yeah, Adam. I'll just was a little run in with the original man V food Eldest was a fucking yeah Adam. I'll just was a fucking troll It's so funny because now as people who like we make our living on the internet You're like man these fucking pieces of shit. I troll you who are they and then it's like I remember then you flash back to

Eldest getting blocked by Adam Richmond on Twitter because he kept asking him what his shit looks like on Twitter because you kept asking him what his shit looked like. That was a great question. I was like pretty much just harassing him, but it's like, you know, he's a salabee like, you're like, he's not even gonna ever see this. Yeah. And I was like, oh, how's your shit? It's like, show us a video of your shit, post a video. Over and over again.

This like in college, by the way, it wasn't even a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he like, you do what? 20. Yeah, something like that. And you're adding him and you're DMing him, right? I don't know if I added him, but you were just DMing him.

Yeah, just for that. Not DMing, just like on his wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, adding him. And then he DMed me. And like I think my, your screen name was, there's like really dumb idiot. Really dumb idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah., and he was like your screen name is perfect for you

And then he like black me right after that and I like felt bad. I was like damn trolling is kind of mean You just out of the trolling game. Yeah, it's such a heart thing to find out that They all everyone wants to be like I started responding to it because I Like, I- They're all, everyone wants to be, like, you think about it. I start responding to it because I take it. Oh, you just, you have to. But it's also, it's eight out of 10 times.

They go, I did always, or even they give you like a sad or story like, dude, I just had a bunch of shit going on. Yeah, I was just being like, I was just being a con. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, or they're like, no, dude, I'm actually a big fan, but it's still my critique.

And like, what's the point of having any of this? Absolutely, absolutely. Put it out there, let them write what they want to write. No, but the sad one is always the worst one. It's like, yeah, I actually have cancer now. And it's the only way that makes me feel good. And then they ask you for money after you're just like, all right, I have just gotten to the point

where I just don't. And honestly, like, I mean, this must be the same way with Skanks where it's like, off come time, I was like, all right, I just have to have a blanket. I'm never responding to anything. Because some of these people are psychopaths. So it's like, it's like, off-compton, I was like, all right, I just have to have a blanket. I'm never responding to anything. Cause some of these people are psychopaths. So it's like, it's actually, it's like, it's kind of freeing, cause once you do that,

you're like, oh, who gives a fuck? It is, once you don't, that's what I said, but the internet's that stuff. If you don't, look at it, it's not there. Exactly. It means absolutely nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that, it really means-

It's been much in the pause. I mean, since like, you know, that famous dain cook turned on his mind space and like crashed a computer in some office of somebody. Oh really? That was like, yeah, it was like, you know, it was like, why should we give you something and just sprays like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it like until that like the engagement doesn't really do, you know what I mean? It's like, but they, but they also feel they know you, you know, we brought it. Yeah, it's weird because we talk so much yet for sure. I mean I do see getting it so if somebody is like and most of them aren't but if someone's got like mental issues right like not only think they know you a part of the

things you're talking to them yeah absolutely. I get it I get what you were saying to me yeah yeah yeah we've never met we don't know each other but that's he's like got it yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll kill your girlfriend for you. Yeah. So we can be together. Yeah. But that's the best part because it's like, that's why I love touring. So I mean, I got into stand up not to fucking part.

I got into the company, not to podcast, even though like, you know, we found a nice little niche that's fun. But it also is like, I it is I do correlate the stamp though It's the same thing. It's like a lot of like instant reaction being funny on the flies not a prepare Sure, no, I think the skill set is obviously lens itself because some of the best for certain people It and I think it's helped me talking for so long just helps you just like not get nervous when you're on state Like the idea that get nervous on stage is so beyond, I can fill time.

Like if you just want to- Yeah, I can't say that, the guy just looking nervous. I'm like, I mean, no one's probably gonna come up and try to hit me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is true. Or this show, you know, especially because now you do, generally shows that are like good shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

There's a people that you don't have to do so much like shitty stuff anymore. So it's like the idea that you're like, I mean, they're probably not gonna throw a thing. That's not gonna happen three times. Right, right, right, right, right. Especially where you started the absolute dog shit bottom where you're like, yeah, shit's only getting,

like the more successful you get, the more it's almost like the shows, I would do them for free. Where it's like, you go to a theater and there's like a thousand people and they cheer your name I'm like this is where I make the most money not when I was fighting eight Ravens Sunday night football games on in a bar We're us making $40 to do 45 minute. I was getting paid less than a dollar a minute

Yeah, do you fucking stand up? But now these theaters I make Thousands of dollars. It's crazy too because That's so why you need and you find out especially for you we're kind of like pops like that the kind of thing like does it yeah and you see that mobile thing happen you need like a team so much. Oh my god that question. I always answered the same way I think like how much to have you come down to like an hour the thing and I go um I've been paid zero for that Yeah, I think you know if you do a special or something a hundred and some thousand Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah August I says probably not gonna be the hundred I'd like it not to be zero

Exactly, dude, we find it so I'd under sell myself so much because you're like you've done it You're like I don't know it's like it's amazing the same job. No, you see a check and you're like what? This is the only job or it's like the job's different. It's just the people paying attention to more Yeah, yeah, I always thought that was the weirdest thing to the change Of like guarantee on the road because when I just look at that number I'd be like well that's what I'm getting yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It's just because you go and the only difference because a door deal if you don't If you don't sell them all out. Yeah, it's a wildly larger than like what I guarantee and you go Oh, the only difference is they are assuming these people are coming for me for you. Yeah, it's like right right That's a good weekend, but the business would make yeah, but the business was making that kind of, and they make so much money on fucking drinks

and chicken tenders. Don't even get me started on the business end of comedy. But just the feeling though, is like, that's what I was saying earlier, is like I like going live, because it's like when you're like an insecure little ass kid, like this reason you get into standup is because you get that instant.

So it's like, it's so funny that the internet, it takes it all away. You don't get any of the instant shit. And what you really get that stands out is some idiot being like, let me see your shits. Adam Richmond, you know what I mean? Like, we get the equivalent of let me see your shits. And it's like, that's why I just love performing. That's why at the end of the day,

you will still always just love. You actually meet the people and no one's going to be addicted to you in person for this part, you know. And if they and no one's gonna be addicted to you in person. Not in the neighborhood. And if they are, it's awesome. Because then you get to be like, no, no, I'm so much quicker than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know what I mean? But that's why, when people yell out, especially in the audience and stuff like that, even the way in the back, I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if you ask me to say it twice.

They're like, oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like asked me to say it twice. They're like, oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like the, you know, it's like I feel like I can handle it for sure, but like there's also like the bluff level to it. Of course. Or do it's like what? But like eventually you do realize you go,

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I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms, and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around.

The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mum and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family, whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb. Yeah. It's not the pitch.

I don't think it's true. The apocryphal patristo neal story with some he was heckling and so I was like, well, why don't you come up here and he crushed immediately. There's just no way. There's no chance that happened. I heard he was a door guy at the club. Yeah. And then eventually he tried doing comedy.

It's probably the real thing. It's probably what happened. And maybe one time he went from the door to stage, and then it becomes like, he's wearing the same uniform. Well, I like when someone gets to tell their own story, the Wendy Williams, with the radio, and the talk show. Wait, she, with those humongous fictitious, on her old body. It looks so awesome. It's crazy. I was so intrigued by her whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, she's like her show is incredible

Oh, what she's done that I was like drugged out she can't like four strokes on air one air That's one of the wildest videos we just her phone your eyes go like this. Yeah, so she dressed like a stash of livery. It's also like a worst day. Halloween. Halloween is not good day. So welcome back. We got a celebrity chef come. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And it just went down. Yeah. But we, I love it. I'm intrigued by her ego or personality or whole thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Her whole thing is so great.

In like a bad way and a great way. Like it's just, and so she, and one night, it was at the show, it was the channel for the ladies, lifetime to lifetime. It was lifetime in one night. It was Wendy Williams think it was gonna be the movie, an actual movie of her life. And then a documentary where she is clearly whacked out

in those like compression boots, because she has a crazy like leg problem. And she's just crying about her divorce and telling the story, it's patched out. It's great. But the movie of her life, it's just a Corey felons a person. We always go out on bonfire. Yes, you're free years and similar kind of thing like Not realizing like people really relate more to like your failures When you hype up everything yes, and the the Corey film and best example was in his movie

uh the two choruses they made yes yes yes the whatever the rape of two choruses the document tells the choruses the thing and in like the first couple scenes he's in high school and he booked the lost boys right which even in L.A. schools, you're the shit now when you walk in the school. Of course. They made it. They go say, what's up? Vampire boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, fucking with him and then he goes into the bathroom by himself Whatever and then they come in the bathroom behind them. Wow. And apparently me and Soder know his like thing so well Because he was living with Vecchio in the time the time me and Becky on and Christine my girlfriend both Said that we both paused it right there and we're like he's not losing this fight

Like I'm not saying he's gonna like kick three asses But he's definitely and it was they grabbed him punched him in the gut He kicked one the nuts hit the other one with the top of the was they grabbed him, punched him in the gut, he kicked one of the nuts, hit the other one with the top of the toilet, and the third guy just hauled ass at him. I was like, oh, I don't want none of that. None of that fell to that raw power of 14 year old Feldman.

When do you Williams, in her thing, has a, she was like, and I knew what I wanted. So I would go sit in the lobby every day of kiss 105 or whatever it was. And I would just listen in the lobby to the host who's like a legend. I forget who she was. The legend that she loved and looked up to and she couldn't wait. You know, she wants to get a job there so bad. And then one day, this is her story, one day. That lady just didn't show up for some reason. She just

not didn't know call, no, not some reason. Don to know where she's at where is she right we needed somebody to go on air Oh, that lady who keeps sitting in the lobby right not the so it's not the producer not anybody on the afternoons Who you did the shift before it goes can you cover another hour? You know before you leave yeah, we noticed that our other person's not here yet. Like, you do another like just right. What's going on? Yeah. Program music straight through or whatever. No, no, no, no.

No, reruns. No, no, no. Yeah, reruns. That sits in the lobby. That we haven't told her to leave for some reason. She's here every day. No one's bothered by it. She hasn't asked about anything.

She goes on the air and right away, you know, it's something like, you She hasn't asked about anything. She goes on the air and right away, you know, it's something like You know method man's gay And so and so it's got married, but that's a thing a beard because he's gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then The production man the production matter the production manager comes in And he's like and she goes all right We'll be right back and I'll tell you what I think about who else's gay And he goes the commercial and she goes, all right, we'll be right back. And I'll tell you what I think about who else is gay. And he goes the commercial and she goes, what's up? She goes, he goes, you can't just say things like that

on the radio. And she was like, why not? And he goes, it's revolutionary. LAUGHTER Outing people or accusing them of homicide, or either libel or slander slander on the radio. We never thought of that.

What'd it be, jammed up the ass lawyers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's the way revolution air goes. Revolution air goes. It's not though. Yeah, it's not at all. To accuse John Legg wasamo of sucking dick. That doesn't make you fucking George Washington.

Somebody finally willing to do it. I Fuckin love that shit dude. I love hilarious. That's the girl playing her in the lifetime bio Oh really that's hilarious. Oh, they even do they went all the way up to then oh, yeah, that's awesome Damn, we gotta fucking we gotta watch this eldest it's we gotta watch this eldest. It's so good. We gotta watch this. Yeah. And it's just her husband would always just be there next to her like, uh-huh, yeah, no, baby, I got you. He's like her manager. Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, with every other tiny black woman who didn't look like a fucking oak tree with hair. And he'd be out there just fucking him on the thing and he'd come home and he goes, they just found pictures of you again on a beach with another girl.

And he's like, business, baby. Come on. Yeah, that was my favorite, one of my favorite moments when Mellow Carmellanth, and he had that weird time period where he was like retired. Well, he wasn't retired. No team would pick him up And on and he was trying to make it work with Lala. They were they were separated and on her birthday They were pictures of him on a yacht with some girl with huge tits on her like literal birthday

And so it's like him and then he goes it was a business trip I was I was talking to her husband who was below deck. That was this fucking, that was this explanation to the media. Was there was a guy never pictured who was, that he was talking business with, but the huge titted woman that he was sunbathing with was his business partners, a prospective business partners wife.

Do you remember the one of the Tristan Thompson ones? No, the hookah one with the two girls in the hookah bar? It, it, it getting in the limo. I don't remember the one of the Tristan Thompson ones? Oh, the hookah one with the two girls in the hookah bar? It, it, it getting in the limo. I don't remember that one. So, oh yeah, no, no, it's not the hookah bar. It might be after that, but I think it was the second one. The hookah bar, they were all over them. Yes, yes, yes.

This was an outside thing. It's the bed. I love watching any kind of like cop shows or something or, you know, whatever they show, where they show you somewhat, one of my favorite things. Someone's sneaking around when they're completely being filmed. It's awesome. It's the funniest thing we know, they're just like, you know, they're doing it.

So, he's like, the whole full display. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was the best, Tristan Thompson thing was, he was outside of like a bar and he's two girls. I mean, you know,

apparently nothing basically come out. And like, he just got, you know, apparently nothing basically come out and like he just got you know He's you seem like say something to him without kind of looking at him. Yeah, which is essentially getting the limo Doing this yeah, and they get and he's just like standing five feet from the limo and they get in the limo And then he just sits there like My limo's here That's like another makes me happier than that when someone just, because they think they're pulling it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I am a camper. And so he's the man to just get, he got caught again on when she was giving birth picture, like the day she was giving birth. He was found with like just some, some more. They have no humiliation. She has no humiliation ever.

She just like, yeah, that's gotta be part of it. I mean, you don't have to understand, like you're gonna be with a guy who's a basketball person who's gonna fuck on the road and beg him to use condoms. Right, right, right, right, right. Or, or, I mean, for the love of God, go find yourself a Jewish accountant or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that makes sense. I think, well, first of all, her, Chloe, imagine how scrambled her brain must be because she seems like, from, like, I haven't seen, first of all, her Chloe, imagine how scrambled her brain must be because she seems like, from, like I haven't seen a lot of the Kardashians stuff, but she, in the beginning, seemed like the most well-adjusted, normal one.

And then, and you know, obviously she had who knows the like, self-esteem issues of being the ugly. I mean, she wasn't ugly, but for a regular person, you know, I grew up around some, some Chloe Kardashian-looking type, type ladies in Baltimore, I grew up around some Chloe Kardashian looking type ladies in Baltimore and I'm sure there were plenty in Philly. And they were probably in our neighborhoods, six and a half.

Sure. I know before the plastic surgery, but like imagine. She got all carved up and then you get so famous, your sisters are the hottest, or trying to attain this impossible standard of beauty. So you're still and the other ones that are hitting that standard are only your half sisters that are right. Right.

And yeah, and even your full sisters, it's like everyone's like, she fucked out your half old, Jay's daughter, your half some big. There is like some security guard that she looks hilariously alive. Yeah. The same way there's like you know prince harry there's some like red headed like uh uh fucking horse trainer trainer and then yeah yeah that image and him and Diana were really good friends you know like there's that shit

but imagine and then it's like who just imagine trying to keep up with your sisters then Lamar Odom fucking almost dies in a crack How in a in a warehouse on crack like who was like I don't know if they had kids But they're first they blame that for first of that shook me to the core. Yeah before before all the widely available podcast sponsor dick pills Came out and then when Lamar was first thing you said when he wasn't admitting that he did a bunch of drugs He was like, you know, it was those gas station dick Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

It's like she was a samurai five-fail Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You leave Stree over Lord out of this Now with no headaches Were you a big gas station dig pull guy in your youth? No, not even in my youth. Oh, okay. It was like, as-

Right before, we actually believe that out. No free lunch. No free lunch. Okay. That's what I said, dick. The smart, smart, smart. Believe that out all this. I was saying on the de Stefano episode that, because we haven't, the pie gets pretty.

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There's no more app and user of the product. It's me. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna change my tongue colors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just one of the headaches. But yeah, that must, I think one time. It was like, oh my God, am I gonna die from this thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got it right before the big, it was widely available. You just had to make do with whatever gas station. You know what happened? It was the most bizarre thing as like my, especially because like my girlfriend's like into chicks. Yeah, yeah. And not to have a humble brag, but with her,

we were able to get like a quality of girl that I wouldn't have tried myself for. Of course. And it was working. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I found myself getting nervous in those situations. Yeah, that makes sense. You bring back a monster. I don't even have anything.

I'm like, I know this dance. I get that though. I start being, I'm like, they're going to, they're already going to be like, wow. I say peel off layers. They're going to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess then I can't come with a softy, oh, softy. So it was like, I don't think I'd be mad at you. I think it was just like a thing.

Too hot, you didn't believe in yourself. So yeah, that's when I was taking those, I go right over around the corner and be like, let's try, that's, that's, that's what I was talking about. Yeah, that's fucking fascinating. Yeah, that's like when, that's a rhino. Yeah, that's fucking fascinating. That's like when that's like some kind of that's a diagnosis of something. I don't know what it is Where it's like where it's like yeah, it's like oh if if I'm playing in my own league I'm fine, but you fucking put me in the big like if I have to guard if I have to guard Lebron

I'm scared or like if Lebron's my teammate. I'm gonna miss more shots. You're not even against them. It's the same team. No, it is the same thing I've always said that I think the skill level in NBA, especially the stars. Yeah, or well-known's even will say is Very equal across the board a lot of Comments of issue and I would say I used to use the example because Eagodala at one point was the star on the six. Right. Yeah. The guy he was drafted by the six.

He was an all star there. Yeah, everything. And he would like, you know, he could hit some threes, but he could shoot a little bit. He was good defensively. But what he did was whenever he would get angry and wanted to do it, do it six plays in a row. He'd come down and dunk on five guys.

There's a lot of time. He could jump out of the building. And then, but the reason do it, do it, six plays in a row. He'd come down and dunk on five guys. There's one time. And he could jump out of the building. And then, but the reason, when he has that ability, when he gets like in his zone, just goes forward while you can do that. The difference between him and Kobe Bryant, I always say, is that Kobe Bryant knows he's Kobe Bryant and Andre Yagadal knows he's Kobe Bryant.

He knows he's not Kobe Bryant. His mind, he's like, I'm not that guy. Right, right, right. I don't know if it's much, when you watch those documentaries and those people, you see all of their failures too. Right, right, right. I don't know if it's much, when you watch those documentaries and those people, you see all of their failures too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember that Kobe Bryant came in

and actually with them like in the playoffs, like I forgot about that one, it showed the thing, I was like, okay, he came in and took shots, he shouldn't take it and cost them playoffs. Kobe has a worse clutch shooting percentage than LeBron, but no one would ever think that. The narrative is that Kobe was Mr. Clutch.

He just took the shots. You know, like he was willing to take them. And don't get me wrong, he obviously had some incredible moments, but like, on aggregate, not that clutch, but it feels that way. But if you went into an empty gym and watched either one of them was like,

do what they can do, and it seems like shoot three-pointer stuff, I think Andre Gidall hits as many as Kobe. I think there's skill ups on it. But for the moment, in the game, it's like, this guy's like, yeah, what a moment. I want to do it. No, the guy can don't want to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see that. Too much pressure when you're fucking a 10 with your girlfriend. And I'm saying, we go up on stage, like, I'm like, because you're also embarrassing her at that point. You think so, yeah? If you don't dig her down, she's like, come on.

Do Soda would love that so much, because all corners of it, I go, one thing I have not mastered in any way, is good, nothing of these things happen all the time, but I have mastered cool in that scenario. Since the girl's always got to start, and then I don't know what to do. Right, right, right, right.

So I go, I've done everything from like, the best examples, wouldn't fill ice trays. Just busy work. Just busy work. I'm just doing busy work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when it gets to a bed, is the best part is like, you know,

you hope they're start kissing. And then I do the part where I don't connect to them. Just lay like this and you go, let me know whenever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tag me in. There's no way to hit. Oh, oh, yeah, oh, you're waiting to be tagged yeah I wait in my mind. I'd like to take off a shirt

Abs maybe some rosary Maybe a rib tattoo of course and then I could be writing that Yeah, yeah, yeah, but in my mind. I'm like I'm gonna get down on my tank top and she's like See that's the thing once I'm in that once because you have she's gonna be like, yeesh. See, that's the thing, once I'm in that, once. Because you have belly button sweat? Yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah. No, I feel once, I just feel like I've hit such a lottery

that I'm not even thinking about. Cause I've been lucky enough to have a couple. Now, most of them are bad famously on my special. I talk about a horrific threesome that happened to me. And for the most part, they are bad, but those are the fun stories. Yeah, I never told a story of a successfully wonderful. No, you can't. No one wants to hear that. Yeah, no, you just like, I know the girl came over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a girl come over one time and get like cross-faded, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was already drinking. She was fine. And then she got there. I was like, smoking weed. And she goes, I'll smoke some weed. And then she just,, I was like smoking weed, and she goes, oh, I've smoked some weed. And then she just, and stared at us, and didn't respond, then we sat in a chair, her eyes eventually closed.

And we just sat on the couch, like staring at her in that chair all night. And then we fell asleep, we'll go to a note. Just fucking putting your finger on her nose, making sure she's breathing still. You guys are going down. You're like, yeah, absolutely. Ocarusid and his partner are sex trafficking.

Yeah. Haven't dead Ukrainian girl on their couch. Gaker up. Gaker up. To the note, what the notes say. Just, uh, sorry. So cross-faded. Yeah, yeah.

Uh, let's do it. Let's want to try again tonight. You're living the dream though, dude. Well, this, it's funny it. Let's want to try again tonight. You're living the dream though, dude. Well, this it's funny though. Let's try again tonight. We were both like sure. Yeah, try to get a night and we so we she met up with us. These rhino excels are doing a number of my blood pressure,

but I'll do it one more night. I mean, I have no headache. My eyeballs are about to pop out of my head. You're gonna look at me and pass that one, come. One pressure's bottoming out. Yeah. But she came back that night. And then we started like fucking around. And she got on top of me.

And I've never had this before ever. The second she got a thought, she goes, she goes, oh, you're gonna come? You're gonna come? And I was like, you're like, yeah, like eventually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, and then she keeps saying,

and I was like, yeah, I'm like, what's, and she goes, oh, I, she was, that's my thing. I see if I can make guys come like under two minutes. And I was like, why? Yeah, yeah. And then she goes, oh, it's just like, you know, I think like, so then like,

a mark, a pie. We kind of, everyone kind of stopped doing everything and I was sitting there with a, with a boner and a condom. Mm-hmm, sure. I'm sitting there and we started talking, we started talking about like this thing and it's like, oh yeah, but don't you want to like come?

And then she starts talking about like, oh, I don't even equate sex with coming. Yeah, which is a very girl thing. Yeah, but don't you want to like come and then she starts talking about like, oh, I don't even equate Sex with coming yeah, which is a very girl thing Yeah, I don't know because like I yeah, I come on my own but like and I just want to I think it's hot to do this Stockholm syndrome and as she's yeah, and as she's talking I'm just looking at my Weiner The bounce down that works like Yes, of course, and I remember just sitting there and I go, if my, my, I'm like, if my weener hits my leg,

I'm going outside to smoke a cigarette. Yeah. And there's like, whatever she says, when poop and I was like, well, I'm gonna go smoke a butt and come back and I had to sit left shortly after. It was like, it was two nights wasted on that situation. That's wild.

You're gonna come immediately. That is fucking, that's cute girl. Very this. That's wild. You're gonna come immediately. That is fucking... She was a cute girl. Very cool. It's not like anything like fuck her personality. I almost felt bad. I'm like, damn. What are things?

Yeah. Because yeah, I'll go be a whole real quick for you too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't say it like that. Yeah. That sounds cool. That sounds so bad to me. Just let me know before I crack this capsule of...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boss Rhino. Dude, what I was doing before the guy, I never truly got into, I don't want to steal gas station, dick pill vowler here. I never really got into them. Well, I think I took one once and I don't think it even worked for me.

But what I did do was right, again, right before the male companies started coming around, there you could buy research drugs. before the male companies started coming around, there you could buy research drugs, you could buy research chemicals, and one of them was the active ingredient in sealas, and it would come in a little pipette, little droppers, but there was no dosage information, there was nothing, so I'd like this pure liquid sealas,

and I was in a new-ish relationship. And I really, we had like, this is my type of being gay, is like the way you are with hot women and your dick won't get hard. If I actually like a woman, the first couple times we hook up, I'm nervous. Because most of the girls, I fucking don't, they're cool.

I like them. You know, they're gonna do it to be a long term. Exactly. So it's like, I get so nervous that like, I give them a real subpar dicking. And then, but then once we get to know each other, my dick gets hard, no chemicals, right?

Like my dick gets hard through love. Better, right? And then so. A lot of emotions. So this, yeah, so this is early and I'm like, I, dude, I blew it the first time we hooked up, right? Blue it's so hard that like, later she would tell me, this is how cool I'm like, I, dude, I blew it the first time we hooked up, right? Blu it so hard that like later she would tell me, this is how cool the person she was.

She thought my dick was hard and that I had a micro penis. And then, and she still came back. So what a girl, right? Like what a gal. She thought my dick was like fully hard like this. She thought like my fucking soft ass, fat ass dick. And so I get this, but there's no dosage information. And I'm just like, I'm like, I suck it out of the pipe,

dude, I'm just taking so much of it. Literally, like an insane amount. You could have taken a little shot glass in your face. Just doing drop. You're supposed to take one drop. And like some guy DM me afterwards, like the guy who put me onto it was like just some random guy. And I was like dude, I was like this shit was,

I like DM the backer. Maybe it's like got acquaintance from Baltimore and I was like dude, anyway. And he was like dude, yeah, you're supposed to take like one tops three drops. But I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, all of your buddies blood goes to your dick. So, your ears are white.

Yeah. My eyes don't even work anymore. I can't see shit. So, I take it and we hook up and did truly. My dick was so insanely hard and I fucked the shit out of this girl and it was like, and we liked each other but I felt like I fucked the hell out of her.

I felt so awesome. And we're laying down on the bed and I'm like, dude, I'm the fucking man, I was like, I like, I fucked the hell out of her. I felt so awesome. And we're laying down on the bed and I'm like, dude, I'm the fucking man, I fucking rule. And then I get up and like, my head goes like, whoa, and I have the most intense pain that I like, stagger, I'm like, ah, and I have to like lay down and a cold, she gets a cold rag, puts it up from my head. I needed like 20 minutes of just being like,

when still my dick is hard, by the way, like I just have like such a hard penis. I'm like, yeah, I get migraines sometimes. I just like made up an ailment. I was like, yeah, I get migraines. Just, no, I think I'm dying. Yeah, I think I have breathing. And this is like, I was young.

I was like, I didn't need dick pills to this. I was much less fat than this. And also that much of it. And certainly not that much of it. I could have taken one. And dude, it was so cool. Was it a blood pressure spike? I don't know.

It's probably what it was. I went to, when I was like 18 or something, I tried taking steroids ones. Like for weight lifting. Hell yeah. 18 or something I tried taking steroids once and took them for a week lifting and took them for like a month or two and when I would fuck my girlfriend when I would come I would get this crazy I mean splitting pain in the back of my head I was couldn't see oh my god like lady I'm like a little bit and you know as young and she's young. So imagine her going, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it's such a weird, such a seltier as he trashed during her mother, her mother who was in her own right. I loved her because I just got her. She was just a mess of a lady. She lived with my girlfriend's stepfather. And now his kids, who she didn't like. Yeah, yeah. She didn't like the kids,

but whatever, they were teenagers, so I guess they maybe had like shitty person. They seem alright to me, they're nice enough, but the kids were living with them all, because their mother died like suddenly like a car accident. Oh my God. And she was doing the evil,

she was like Cinderella, she's the evil she's like Cinderella. She's the evil stepmother Fun time yeah, I mean like I'm a mom but like it was so fun She would you know and when you're on the one side of it. It's funny like you have to just get a nod as it's like These fucking kids. Yeah, technically you're her out there moms a drunk and gets no car accident dies And now I got to deal with you That sucks, but you're almost like yeah, yeah, you're the victim here But so she Oh, so one of your daughters. Yeah, her daughter's a birthday, I

Don't know what her daughter tore. I mean, she was like, I was 19, she was like 17. Yeah. Like that. And her mom goes, she wanted me to get you a room at one of those like, it was like feather nest in her, one of those places where it's like, there's a hot tub in the room.

And, but it's gross. Of course, it's disgusting. It's a fuck motel, but it's got like, you know, porn on the TV or whatever. Of course, of disgusting. It's a fuck motel But it's got like it you know porn on the TV or whatever of course, of course and she uh And she got us this room which I thought was an odd thing already also I'm nervous because I'm like I don't want to waste this money But I want to talk to her mom about like when I come my And she got us through we fucked that night

Came almost past. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah, went to the hospital the next day It was so funny and straight from the like love motel And then to tell them yeah, I'm like, oh, whenever I come Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't use ejaculate You didn't know it Philly public schools back then weren't teaching ejaculate Yeah, yeah, when you used to come Yeah, when you're jerking eventually some com's gonna come out

Now tell you what, you just wipe it off, you think it's gone, but it's going to dry up and be crusty. So. The health teacher. That's incredible. Fuck not to jump off track. Well, please.

Hell, I know my step-op is one of the smartest people I know. Yeah. He went back to, he's so, he's just like an underachiever his whole life, sort of, and like was funny, was when he's so smart when he met my mom, he's worked at a GNC, he's like, I wait, let's go.

Yeah, but he's so smart, he goes, what a, you know, she got pregnant, he's like, well, I gotta get something going. And he's like, what do you do again? My mom's like, restriory therapy, he's like, I'll just go do that. And then he just like bangs out. Really?

You just get into his college and just get the job right away. Damn, what a man. It's pretty fucking... Yeah. I was gonna say, what are we talking about that I'm getting off track? You busting in the motel, you're in the hospital. You say you come to the doctor?

Yeah, but I said the doctor that I, that I, uh, comment, he goes, are you doing any drugs at all? I was like, no, okay, really didn't take drug in my mind. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just never drugs at all. And he goes, nothing, you're not putting anything far in your body at all. I go, I go, I just started a, uh, small cycle of, kind of all steroids.

He goes, stop that. I never had a problem again. I stopped it and it was never never my blood pressure That's why I'm saying my blood pressure. It's just fucking spike. No, I'm a hundred percent dude. You got to come back We've so much. I want it. Yeah, I want to yeah I was saving my step-op in cool. So I thought he was the smartest part. He People come over. He would tutor them when he was in college and stuff and he was just like, he's just a naturally odd Very, very smart guy, but I don't he also is a dude Dude sure and so one of the other was the coolest about him was I kind of just spoke freely, but I'm trying to remember the right word here

What the fuck it was something he called something in the house that I thought was, it wasn't jizzin' but it was, it was some word like that that it was like, they were jizzin' and they were using it, they were like, a jackulate, something, something, and I was like, anybody know any other words for this? Not. And I was like, whatever it was, it was so like,

I thought it was a medical term. Yeah. It's why I wanna remember what the fuck it was, exactly. Oh, no, it was names for condoms, I think. Robbers, Jimmy. Boba, Jimmy has, and I called it a, something, a bag. Yeah. But it wasn't, but it wasn't, it was something bag. Yeah, gizbag, come bag, not bag.

Cream bag. It's still gonna be all of these. But I said it's so confident. You can see the teacher's face go like, ah, okay. Jizz. Jizz bag. Jizz bag.

Jizz bag. In school. In school. Oh yeah, we gotta use Jizz bags. Completely, completely confident. I was Oh, yeah, we gotta use jet bags completely completely Confident I was like these other assholes don't know because I live with the smartest guy in the world Also sometimes referred to as a jet bag and like I mean all right, we're just gonna keep it moving

In bag god damn that's awesome dude. You gotta come back and say, I have so many questions about just like the upright, you know, we didn't even, we didn't even broach the subject of your stepfather's huge penis. We didn't even get there, you know. We do our research here at Stockies World. So, but we gotta answer some questions

before you get out of here, should we, we need your perspective for some of our fans. So, I'll just, let's get some questions here before our friend has to go. All right, hi. Of course not. Never gets it on the first play. All right, hi, though. Um, well, first thing first is like, I guess I have a, I do have a boyfriend. I'm not guessing it best, but I have a boyfriend. And recently I have just been or like in the past year.

I've been trying to do that. I'm definitely by but I have never been with the woman. I love my boyfriend but I don't know if I could live my life without having sex with a woman. I just wanted to know what your thoughts were on that old situation. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye. Okay. This is nice. This is cute. She's realized something about herself. She wants to eat a little clam. Nothing wrong with that. We support that here. Yeah, I think the answer is simple tell him and then start doing it. Yeah.

I think it's 15 minutes of your day. Yes, have you ever tried canceling a gym membership? That's way more annoying than telling your boyfriend, you're a bisexual woman. He'll be jarred by it for a second. And then if, well, was she not saying here also is like, does she wanna go have like a different thing with a girl? Yeah, that's the thing here, right? I think, well, first of all saying here also is like, does she wanna go have like a different thing with a girl? Yeah, that's the thing here, right? I think, well, first of all, she says she has a boyfriend

and she's worried, she just realized she's by. She didn't say what her age is, but you don't sound that old. I hate to break it to you, but just by statistics, this relationship that you're in. I'm not saying it's ending tomorrow, I'm not saying it's ending next year. It's probably, are you gonna get married to this person?

Cause you're talking about this, like, you realize this the day before you're wedding is a mature woman and you're like, wait, what if I never, I got news for you. You're probably not marrying this guy and you'll be able to eat some pussy, even if he's not in the picture. But.

All the answers are at the bottom of a hot pussy. Yeah. That's where we find salvation. But all the answers are at the bottom of a hot pussy That's where we find salvation On the back of her vulva Now now do you want that's another thing? Do you want your first experience with the woman to be in a threesome situation? That seems like a lot to me if you're like gave I don't know know, some people can take it all away. I don't think that maybe it would be an easy, an easy win. It's your thing like that. Yeah, the pussy's too much, you get, you get,

you get confused so you play the easier level. You go back to the dick after you get confused by eating pussy. It's like a buffer to it too, you know what I mean? Yeah, get your confidence back up, getting his dick hard and then go back to eating pussy. That seems kind of fun actually. I say first things first, get so hard to say say to a woman I apologize for being misogynist to get the right kind of drunk and then stop drinking and then do it. But that'll never happen. Yeah yeah. I mean you're you're yeah, first of all a couple drinks never hurt nobody right.

But don't get the shit you're fucking gonna cry afterwards. No no no no no no no no no no no. Yeah, first of all, a couple of drinks never hurt nobody, right? A couple of glasses of red wine. You're gonna cry afterwards. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So she loves her boyfriend, but she doesn't know if she could live her life without having sex with woman. So you have to think about two things here. Do you want to just, how much do you want to eat pussy right now or get your pussy eaten by a woman?

Is it so much so that you're gonna break up with him? And if that's the case, should you float in open relationship, you're a young woman. So this guy's probably a young dumbass. Like myself. She definitely doesn't want him to fuck other people. But she wants to get pussy? She wants to get pussy, but she definitely doesn't want him to like, on his own fucking open relationship

because she wants to be with girls would be too ideal. Who who knows the women are weirdly more open than men about these yeah I've talked about this where I'm like I know it's homophobic But I would literally let my girlfriend fuck women and I understand I'm being I'm in my head I'm like wow a woman's not the same as a man. I agree. Yeah, actually they're not yeah So I in my head, it's like, you're putting yourself in the danger zone for her falling in love with a woman is I think the counter argument there where it's like,

yeah, sexually it's not the same thing, but you could get left for, like to me, I would just be like, I can't, like overcome that, overpower the part of my brain that's like, nice. You know what I mean? Of course. So maybe the presentation of it is something in the realm

of like, you know, you kind of drop like a heavy hammer that's gonna make him like take a seat like a cave. I'm worried it goes, I'm having some feelings about our relationship. Oh, over. You know what I mean? It goes about like, it goes, I'm having some feelings about, you know, being attracted to other people. And then know, I mean, it goes about like, it goes, I'm having some about, you know, being attracted to other people.

And then when he sits down, it has to like, oh my God, it goes, I think I want to like try having sex with a woman. He's going to start taking out his electric guitar. You'll see the color. Yeah. You see the color come back to his left. Yeah. Don't ever say some crazy, I thought you were going to cheat

on me. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder you're going to go fucking knock, snatch with some chick. Oh cool. He goes back to playing Xbox. He doesn't even pause the game. Yeah.

He goes, excuse me. Oh nice, okay. Oh, you almost made me lose my place. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I just got hit with a green shell. Hang on, hit me back when you have a real problem. Yeah. So yeah, the eyes are.

But here now, there's the girl in the eye. Yeah, yeah. You just watched it get hard as you tell them that. I've been with a guy who's like super religious or someone who's got some weird aversion to it. That was the most interesting thing Howard Sterns always said that when that comes up to him, he said he would be absolutely the same kind of jealous if his girl was with another woman and I really

Just don't ever feel this I know, but that's I wouldn't say it's religious because it's like I do think we're lucky To be too stupid to let it to let it You know, I mean like this is a win for us where it's like ignorance is bliss like yeah Probably a woman might be it's probably more dangerous for a woman because it's like you might be the best male match for your girl, but then it's like a lot of women are more pleasant than me or you. You know what I mean? So it's like letting them out there to fuck girls

who might be better at eating pussy. Might have, you know, more emotional intelligence. Like this is an ignorance is bliss thing for us. And my point is for her, she's pretty young. Her boyfriend might be just a stupid, probably stupor than us. So he might hear this and be like, nice, go eat some pussy.

You might fall in love with that girl, but your unconscious is clear, sister. That would be a bummer, though, too, if she goes like, yeah, I'll open it up so we can bring the girls back with both of us. But I'm in the super daiki chicks us, but I'm in the super dikey chicks. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm into a bitch that looks like Drew Carey from the Drew Carey show.

I'm not even a price right Drew Carey. Motherfucker, the two XL bowling shirts and the thick glasses. She's wearing a gene vest, a fucking tank top. Yeah, that would be interesting. That would be, yeah, I've never thought of a- Hey, this is Ruth. That's never what you picture when it goes like, I like to bring another girl home in the bedroom is.

Hey, this is Ruth. Yeah, Barbs about to eat your ass like it's a pussy. You come, because there's some lesbians, some like hardcore books, lesbian eats ass so good. You're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. I just thought you were paying a little too much attention to sue So yeah, I think you're okay here Have the conversation you're obviously at some point your life you're gonna fuck a girl

You deserve to this part of your identity you clearly want it and if you think you need, if you can't get through this relationship without fucking a girl, then talk to him about it. If you think, you know, maybe we see how things go, this might not last your in college, whatever, or if you want to do the threesome of that, if you know, pitch that to him. And look, this, it might be the kind of thing where he's not supportive. He doesn't want you to fuck girls. He doesn't want to have a threesome. And he might be the kind of thing where he's not supportive. He doesn't want you to fuck girls. He doesn't want to have a threesome. And he might be the Howard Stern type that says I'd be just as jealous. Then you just have to break up with him. But if you get a retard like me or Jay, you might be eaten pussy by tomorrow.

I'm not gonna search. Rest in peace, Craigslist. Fuck. All right. I'll just hit us with another one buddy boy as far as she goes he's i think i want to uh... have sex with the women he's as i was going to sit you don't tell you that they solve all this

first time long time uh... my non-binary partner and i just moved to a rural-ass part of Central Valley, California. Yeah, a lot of redneck bullshit out here, which I can enjoy. I'm a tree guy, every farmer, but we move here for their job in the medical field. believe it or not we're having some trouble making friends. Should we just high-tail it and run as soon as we can or try and figure out how to be hillbilly's I guess? I don't fucking know. Love what you're doing, love the show, next again. All right buddy, thanks for calling in, love you too. Love you and you're the MS partner.

So basically culture shock is what he's talking about. It's like his partner's not binary, but that's probably just the tip of the iceberg, right? They probably just don't get, like, this is not their scene. Like I could not be in a fucking rural place. I'm sorry, I'm not living here. I'm not putting down roots in a rural place. No, like could it be a little less spaced out the New York for sure. Yeah, for sure. In fact, it would be nice.

Yeah, I could probably make do in the burbs at some point in my life or you know, what I love I do love queens though. I kind of want to just buy a house here. Honestly. I can live here. There's beautiful neighborhood and queens. I love it here, dude, but. So you're a tree climber and that kind of shit, and they work in the medical field. Yeah, I'm more confused about that. It goes, I'm having a blast climbing tree. I'm like, I'm gonna do fiat it.

Yeah. My wife's out here, you know, doing fucking medical research. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's trying to cure AIDS, climate trees. I can't make friends. Yeah, what's your job, bro? You're climate trees, they're fucking,

what, yeah, they're doing X-rays and shit. Yeah, so they? You're waiting to make friends. Yeah, job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe those people are cool. I mean, yeah, I honestly, this does feel a little cut and dry to me here.

It does feel like you just don't like where you live, and they work in the medical field. That's it. There's hospitals literally fucking everywhere. I mean, I don't know what the job is in the medical field, but... Depends what she does. You gotta go roll if you're especially

as fixing hair lips or something. Right, right, right, right, right here. I'm a kind of club foot repairer. Yeah, yeah. They're like, yeah, right, right, right, right here. I'm a kind of club foot repair. Yeah, they're like a, yeah, they're like cleft palate, ringworm. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, the worm you, you're probably not going to be in San Francisco. I'm doing research on how to make cousin fucking the, the, the have the eyes or whatever. Yeah, yeah. So that would be, I don't know the specifics here of the situation, but that's part of being like relatively young and moving around.

You see what you like, is there, unless this job is crazy good and you're making a ton of, you know, they're making so much money that you can just afford the climb trees all day. If it's a purely financial thing, then you have to weigh the pros and cons of like, you know, the salary versus what kind of your quality of life can be. But my rule is, if you don't love where you live, that's gonna affect every aspect of your life.

And like shitty apartment, to shitty city, to whatever, that's every fucking day. And that's, to me, that's one of the few things in the world that it is worth splurging on, is like housing and location. And if the vibes aren't right where you live, you don't wanna hack it somewhere you don't fuck with. You know what I mean?

I don't know. Yeah, why would a non-binary move to a hillbilly place? Yeah, just for the job. What's her job? Her medical job is cutting penises off of hillbilly's. She does quiet back room hillbilly transisting surgery. That would be pretty fucking cool. She is. I'm here to put tits on farmers.

But then you create your own community. That's kind of, maybe that's how you do it. That's the move. They start chopping off cocks and... And put in tips on... You know, put in tips on farmers. You can create your own friends. You gotta do this. Why?

If they open up a little fucking clinic, and they become the central valley, like the best, you make the nicest pussies and dicks. And you can have a bunch of trans and non-binary friends? Now you're onto something. Where did you get that awesome dick? Or open up Central Valley, California.

Yeah. What's up, old boys? Be surprised. Or if you don't want to chop, you know, if that's too much and you just want more non-binary friends, you could specialize in like cool mollots. Which you could open up a barbershop that does the best mollets ever.

And then she goes, honey, come down from that tree, he goes, no, I'm not coming down until you see, we can move. I don't have any friends here. Yeah, that would be awesome. Central Valley California just becomes a bunch of people named like Nico and Sock and Sage. Just bunch of not classic non-binary names.

All right, good luck. I would say personally I move. I don't, you shouldn't have to like really work too, too hard. Obviously it's gonna be an adjustment period, but you don't want it to feel like a total uphill battle to change the place you live. You wanna fit into the place you live. If you want a medical feel too, as you said,

any, you can live at least in that kind of place. like. You want to be the channel closer to it. So that the work you have to do is easier than like, you know, like we said, whole literally. You can come back and be like, well, stop. Here's the problem. Not a lot of trees in that area. You can't just keep this bird ground with God. Alright, hit us with another one big Eld. What up, Stavvy, from Miami, a huge fan that's been following your YouTube and your podcast a lot. Jeff Smarter, show you some problems I've been having. Well, we're here with any advice for me here. In the season, I'm a single father. I have a one and a half year old with me. Unfortunately, the mother got put down drug and she's not around anymore. I have a hundred percent

custody of my son. And we're doing well. He's doing fine. I absolutely love him. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. I love doing all that. The issue is I have not been able to get back on the horseman. I just haven't been dating. I haven't been trying too much either because I barely have time to work and I can't and all that. Mom, I'm a weekend and try to go out, but I just I it's like I don't have the energy to do that, almost

anymore. And another issue is that I have really standards in girls. I guess that just started. Today is a really, really good looking women. Unfortunately, the mother of my child, the figure has gone to her husband, but she was absolutely gorgeous. I'm not going to worry about that. I've always been really really caught girls and I've tried the Tinder thing and I've tried the place with dating and the pins and all that but all I find are just okay girls and I know I sound like a huge dick for saying that but I guess I just have high standard maybe any lower mind now that I'm a single father.

I don't know man Just wondering what you think. This guy is so fucking awesome. Yeah, we're done. Love you, man. Thanks for everything you do. This is so great. He's like, look, I have high standards. She was addicted to crack, but huge hits, brother. She was, abs, a smoke show when she wasn't nodding off on heroin. There was a gleam in her eyes like you wouldn't believe the wet is pussy I'll tell you what if you do low your standards you hit a local bowling alley and start singing that sad tune I have in a

Mom the mom left you for drugs and you now you raise the child You'll get laid a lot with that lady probably has some sort of risk Corrective Absolutely Not all her fingernails either So as from hammering things So look yeah, I mean there's couple of ways to look at this. I mean, this is, you're out, first of all, salute to you. That shit is hard being a fucking single dad with your ex,

you know, your ex on drugs, all that kind of shit. It sounds like he has his mom in the picture. They can look at the kid a little bit on the weekends. And look, the energy thing is real, but you're gonna have to realize, like, I don't know about the standards thing. I mean, I do think, yeah, you do have a good narrative here. I think you're a sympathetic figure.

You're, you know, you're looking after your son. I, he must be a good looking guy to be able to get nice pussy, I don't know. Yeah. So. Nice looking drug addict pussy. Right, right. He's a little bit down the track. Right, right, right. I mean, he. Yeah. Um, so. But nice looking drug addict pussy. Right, right. He is a little bit down the fray.

Right, right, right. I mean, he had cocaine, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not that hard of a pound. You know, a lot of other guys with hot chicks on cocaine. Yeah, maybe ask your ex for her plug. Buy some good drugs and then get good pussy with it. Yes, because, yeah, I guess I think I need heroin strong enough to make a woman leave her family.

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but I also think you might be in a place where you should maybe, you know, you're tired. This has been a traumatic fucking event. You have a little ass kid. Obviously you wanna get your dick sucked, but you might wanna wait until you feel a little more stable here. Your heart just might not be in it.

He said he's tried Tinder, Facebook, and all I find are just okay, girls. Or a hot chick with like a chick in the armor, like crazy body, but you see the stretch marks from the kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe you need to find somebody with a kid, you know, getting the, get, act like fucking J-step dad here. Find yourself a, find yourself a 23 year old with her own kid.

Yeah. Hit that one. Yeah. But not yours. Don't get it wrong. They got all your frustration on that kid. No, your kids already had it on them. Yeah, but not yours. Don't get all your frustration on that key. No, your kids already had it. Yeah.

So yeah, dude, I mean, I do think part of it is with anything, right? With dating, you say they aren't up to your standards, has becoming a single father made your, you know, have you, are you, were you an eight and now you're a six from the stress of having a child and working all the time? I had a drug addict ex. Yeah, a drug addict. You've dealt with a lot of adversity. Are you in the best place you need to be to get top shelf pussy?

And also maybe just maybe. Now at some point, I think when you want to settle down, being a responsible single father will actually, that will help you get a higher quality of woman I think. I think that's like a very admirable thing. It shows that your response but you can look after them if you can look after your kid with nothing with no other help. Also if your son is one and a half and that great of a guy yeah go to Tia want to get hooker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good hang because he that good it is get so cool. This kid rocks it was a quiz got the best stories Also look he's pretty young now's the time to walk out of the park

Just use him as pussy bait. He's adorable. Did one and a half right? Not wrong, you know, yeah, use the kid get a baby Bjorn Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely get a baby Bjorn work on yourself. Use the kid to hook to get pussy. And then also look, you might need to start a little lower than your standards. Talk to, you know, go on a couple dates, get back on the horse in general. No one, you don't get back to after you've taken a break from anything. You don't go right back at 100%.

Right. You need a couple warm up, warm up starts. A picture blows out his shoulder. He doesn't fucking play in the world series the next day. He goes to the minor leagues. You know what I mean? You might need to get a little minor league pussy. A couple rehab starts until you're ready to go.

So yeah, go on hinge. But not from rehab. You already got one extra chance. Just see now that's purely, that's the metaphor. Now I don't literally try and get rehab Pussy So yeah, maybe start with some of your lower things going a couple dates That's and that's advice for anyone who's trying to get into dating. It's like just go in a couple

It's like they tell you massage parlors Yeah, that's what I've certainly won't wait clear out your mind So yeah, dude start start where you're at, go on a couple of dates. They tell people when they're looking for jobs, take a couple of job interviews with places you don't even wanna work, so that you're not nervous in a real job interview.

Take a couple of dates with people that you're kind of on the fence about, and who knows, you might hit it off, that's the other thing. People online don't look that great in person, you might hit it off with them's the other thing. People online don't look that great in person. You might hit it off with them. So don't be too hard on these people. Don't be too hard on yourself. And you know, I think you're a hard,

on your son. Yeah, be a little hard on your side. Call it a great guy, one and a half is imposter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha guys won the poker. Yeah. All right, here's with another one, Big Eld. We got to get our friend, Jay out of here. You know, sexy stuff. Question, need to find. Keep all the first, I think it's hilarious

because they're all like transcribed. Yeah, your name has never been found out. It will never be right. I get Bobby. I get sexy stuff I've he said sexy stuff Steve baby people call me Steve. They'll say Steve. Yeah, the Google transcriptions not that good You know sexy stuff Question needs to advice I work at a

Corporation I work remote working maybe two hours a day max. Get paid at 65,000 a year. And I don't know if I should push myself to try to get a promotion. Whereas I might have to work more hours and not really get paid for it. But I'm kind of making good money now and just kind of playing call duty through the day. Pretty slow. So I guess my question is should I push myself and try to get it most, try to get it promotion or do I continue just kind of

chilling maybe going through the ranks. I'm eventually getting the money, bigger money, but kind of just chilling on the day. It's pretty nice to. I think going through the ranks of all the duty. Yeah. I'm going to start to keep chilling, going through the ranks. I'll give the Sergeant Major. Yeah. Dude, I think you're in a nice spot right now.

Now, maybe I'll use it for call, here's what I would do. You gotta relax and ask life. You don't have to work that hard. Can you get another bullshit job? Can you get another shitty job like this where you just don't have to work that much and now you're making two salaries and you're barely doing shit, that might

be better that you don't want more responsibility in a fuck. I throw up. Spend a couple hours only fans in a day, see what happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can call a duty and whack off for gay dudes once a day. Put that boy pussy. Put that boy pussy to work. Yeah, get that thing out there. I would think age matters. Right. He's got to put their age. Every one so far age makes such a difference. That's a good point.

I think he sounds young to me though. Because this happens a lot where it's like big, big corporate. And one of the beauties of working for a big company is that like. You're lost in the saw. Exactly. You can just fucking, I remember eldest when you, you worked at what was at CBS. He was a horrible employee. We lived, we used to be Eldest's apartment.

We've been in front of our kids. And we were roommates and Eldest would just like be going into like 11, 15. You know what I mean? Like he's just showing up to work with a fucking breakfast burrito. He's like an hour and a half lay, but he stopped for a snack. He was so bad at his fucking job. It was awesome, dude.

That's the beauty of it. We really don't know. Unless multiple complaints start coming at about, yeah, that never happens. Because no one's working at these situations. Yeah, I mean, I would tell this guy, like if you have a situation like this, hold on to it tight and, you know, because it's an awesome setup.

Yes. If you just get to play video games all day, out of any like nine to five, what you really want is like, the thing that'll pay you the most for doing the least amount of work. 100%. I remember when I was working there,

I was like, yeah, I would like go in late, like leave it for 59. It's like working out, Got my life in order. Because I had like the space. I wasn't worried about working shit. Exactly. So I think you should like, you know, hit the gas. I'm being a piece of shit at your job

and just like doing the bare minimum. No, that's a great point. But also keep in mind that like, eventually it will go away. It'll end. And when like things go south with a company, they have a bad quarter or two, you're gonna be one of the first ones you're like looking at for a layoff.

A hundred percent. You gotta keep that in mind. It'll never last forever. And you can find a balance, like think about the optics and meaningless reports to make it look like you're working hard. Absolutely. To just show the work you did,

but don't actually work that hard. But what you said is a great point, because I remember that time in your life, he literally did get his life together being a shitty employee. Eldis would fucking, you were like, you look like shit, you were fat as shit, he lost a bunch of weight, he started taking,

he started buying like hair oil, he was like oiling his beard every fucking day, and you should have seen the, he was bringing home back then. And then he glows up, gets a nice girlfriend. Like truly, CBS helped Elders become the man he is today before he was like, bushwick four and a half after bushwick four and a half.

Just trudging through the walls of the apartment. And then Elders' fuck was like, what am I doing with my life? I have to be a shitty employee, prove myself. I'm he really did so that's another thing because you're using this time to have an awesome time but eldest is correct it will end at some point so use this as a method for self improvement you know little call duties fine but it's like you're making a lot of money it's like do you have shit do you have something you want to take because you had J's correct to age matters? Because it's 35 years old. Yeah, and this is happening even like mid 30s

You're like well, I guess now probably make the push for like right the promotion or what kind of figure out your thing If you're getting to the point where you're like, you know That's so much information left out. Do you care about having a family at all or you just just like You don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck at all really yeah You don't care about having roommates There's all people really don't give a shit about the same so people just like yeah, I don't care I don't like in their 40s and stuff roommates and like yeah But if you're a young guy and you want to prepare yourself for that time frame Is there some other shit you could be doing now that when you have

Responsibilities that make it so that you can't play Call of Duty, you have to have a real job. See, right, if he's 23, 24 and he says, I can just chill and maybe go through the ranks eventually getting the money bigger. So that's even a possibility than like, yeah, you can chill. Get Jack, if you want to lose what,

now's a chance to do something that you will never have a chance to do ever again in your life. Have you wanted to get Jacked? Have you wanted to fucking even traveling? Like if it's a work from home job, fucking go travel, go see shit and work for, you know, do a little two hour meeting from like, you know, Utah or Italy or wherever the fuck, you know what I mean?

Like wherever the fuck you wanna see, now's your chance to do something. What if you send me, those are the two places. That's what it goes. That's what it goes. And not even like the cool like stone, like the cool outdoor parts of Utah,

he just wants to go to Salt Lake. He just wants to go into the city. He doesn't want to take any heights. I heard the different terinas. Yeah. Which we're gonna be at by the way, I'm pumped for that. We're both doing the, we're doing bird shows. Yeah.

That's gonna be fucking sick, dude. I can't fucking do that. That tour is gonna, it's, I did it last year. He did. It's fucking be fucking sick, dude. I can't fucking do that. That tour is gonna, I did it last year. You did? It's fucking, it's a blast. I can't fucking do it. We have to do such little time. That's awesome.

I'm just fucking hang. Yeah, hang, yeah, I can't fucking wait. So listen, that's our advice to you. This is a golden opportunity you have. Do not waste it. Find a thing you want to do, because it will slip through your fingers. Make sure it sets you up for success,

like our friend, though. So though, what's set him up for success was his friend getting rich by accident. If we're gonna be honest, he'd still be a fucking CBS right now being a shitty employee, and just getting fucking all constantly worried about layoffs. That's what we're talking about. Yeah, but you know, in another life,

take this opportunity, because it's a beautiful know in another life take this take this opportunity Make it cuz you're it's a beautiful time in your life and make sure you use instead of just playing call of duty That's our advice to you my friend Anyway, Jay you got to go guys go watch dog belly But we're working this free on YouTube. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Go watch that shit. Let's run this fucker up Let's get a let's get a hundred million views on that motherfucker. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Go watch that shit. Let's run this fucker up. Let's get a let's get a hundred million views on that motherfucker. Yeah, it's burry-arry. Yeah, let's get although you are I was gonna say let's get one back for the Gent, your Gentile coded, but you are That's like you're so you're such Philly trash that it almost makes you forget your Jewish. You know, it's like I came from a Jewish and black neighborhood in Philly.

Yeah. And never even understood what Jews they're talking about. Yeah. And when I moved to New York, I was like, there they are. What are you talking about? Jews smack their wives too. I mean, really? I've never, I've never, I've never, I'm like, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, never, I've never, I're like, this is fine by me. My ex-wife went to Cardozo Law School,

which is a Yashiva University. It's very, very, very, very, very, she's Hispanic. Didn't, first day, she said she walked in to the lunchroom and put a ham and she sang with you in a microwave. They yelled at her. People came out and hazmat suits and removed the microwave forever. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha That's fucking incredible. That's so fucking funny.

Damn, dude. But look, that's also funny, because that's where a racist person would assume the best law school is. It's like, let's go to the most Jewish law school there is. Absolutely. You know, let's get out. I'm going to the Ireland University of... Go watch especially, everybody. J. Thank you, buddy. It's a sick dude. Thank you. I love you too, man See you guys. We'll talk to you next time. Bye I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come.

Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mum and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family, whether you're traveling with friends

or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb. Bye!