Stavvy's World - Bonus #100 - Halloween Edition w/ Brendan Sagalow and Mike Recine [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Brendan Sagalow and Mike Recine suit tf up for the Stavvy’s World's first ever Halloween Edition!! The boys discuss thei...r most pathetic Halloween celebrations, their worst costumes, Rebecca Black, liking famous chicks’ pics on IG, and much more. Brendan, Mike and Stav help callers including a couple who need a couples costume idea, and a woman whose very straight boyfriend has an odd relationship with his gay Malaysian classmate. Watch Brendan Sagalow’s special THIN LIPS out now on Youtube: https://youtu.be/HpA3u7ZctsY   Follow Brendan Sagalow on social media: https://twitter.com/BrendanSagalow http://instagram.com/brendansagalow https://www.facebook.com/Brendansagalow4 https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow https://www.tiktok.com/@brendansagalow  Watch Mike Recine's special I’M NORMAL out now on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Fjt3mkpvquw  Follow Mike Recine on social media: http://instagram.com/mikerecinecomedy https://twitter.com/mikerecine https://www.youtube.com/MichaelRecine Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Starting point is 00:00:27 BitMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. tie elders. Archetype. He's straight for sure. And he like joined before we had met. We've been dating for two years before we had met. He joined this like gay sex
Starting point is 00:00:58 dungeon. He's so but he's one of the straightest guys I've ever met. He like joined before we had met. We've been dating for two years. Before we had met, he joined this education program for two years. And it was a weird one.
Starting point is 00:01:17 It's like kind of a wellness masters or something. I don't even know or understand it but he like developed these long-term friendships with people all over the world based on this program because they like met in different countries and they did all this This guy in the program that he has sex with. So. So. So. So. So. So.
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Starting point is 00:02:19 It's kind of nerve- it feels like they both kind of seem a bit autistic and I don't really understand what this like romance is but Recently he shared with me that started doing it Gay Malaysian man has like in Malaysia has like started to ask him about his like dick size and He's like this guy's like an astrologer and he's like Yeah Recently this guy's been jacking off with this Malaysian guy
Starting point is 00:03:03 He's trying to figure out how to like break it softly to his fucking girlfriend Anyway, this is awesome. You know how guy friends are you talk about our piece you talk for hours about astrology and your dick sizes And zodiac signs and He's like sharing this with me and like my boyfriend like loves attention, he's like a Leo and he just loves to be adored and he likes to like show off and stuff. So he's like, he makes me like excited
Starting point is 00:03:37 by these kinds of conversations and he's like when he's sharing it with me I kind of just get mad because I don't want to, I don't like it because it kind of feels like I'm not jealous I don't think it's gonna be you're not jealous. What the fuck are you talking about? your boyfriend Spends hours zooming with someone every week and that person asked about his cock and you're not you don't think that's weird or jealous regardless of how straight your boyfriend is This is how far to the left we have become
Starting point is 00:04:10 King shame him, but he's sucking some guys dick He loves attention. I mean this is fucking this is yeah the the being like he just loves being adored. It's like lady Come on. I like attention to right not zooming with a fucking gay guy every week and showing him my cock over the fucking internet crazy is a goal threat to my relationship in any way but like I honestly kind of feel a bit cuffed by this you are a Malaysian man that's what it has like a long-d distance friendship that's like getting a bit sexual with my partner. And like I don't really know how to like feel about it.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Bad! Like do you have any gay friends who act like they're gay? Yeah, two of them right here. What? And like you like entertain it and that that's all right like no Is it normal? They super right wing over there. There's got to be some government agency. You can report this guy Yes, say he spit on the street
Starting point is 00:05:27 Americans about that. Cox. You know, we are. Or is it? Yeah, done and done. Yeah, no, this is what if you talk to your partner and he's not going. Yeah, I like this. I mean, I like talking to this guy, but this is a little weird to me. But I'm answering it because whatever, we're friends. But it's very weird. If your partner's not being on your side with how weird it is, that guy's gotta go.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Yeah, yeah. I mean this is, the amount of weird mental gymnastics you're doing here, our friend who called in is doing, is kinda crazy. All the rationalization and he just loves being adored. No, no one has this relationship with a gay friend. First of all, I don't have this relationship with any friend. I don't talk to a friend weekly over Zoom.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Like, that's fucking insane. Maybe an hour on a phone call. Yeah, a phone call if I'm doing something. And even that's reserved for five people. And I just say, yeah, my dick is'm doing something or right and even that's like reserved for like five people And I just say yeah, my dick is fine. I don't And I just rub my dickhead on the receiver so we can hear the sound And I go wait wait, let me get headphones my my girlfriend's listening But like you should feel cucked I mean this is an emotional
Starting point is 00:06:48 affair he is sort of dating this guy even if you're not physically threatened it's like the guy started asking about his cock I mean what the f this is so fucking okay let me ask you this you said he has all these deep connections with people from this program does he fucking zoom for hours with anyone else in the program right no? The foot let's be realistic here. You're every you have you have rationalized this relationship so many different ways It's fucking weird at best case scenario. It's weird worst case scenario He is fully dating this man Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:22 and just sort of keeping you around because he's bi and likes pussy too and like It's easy and you're fucking one of the most gullible people on earth like that's worst-case scenario best cases This is one of the weirdest fucking things ever but This is bizarre. This is bizarre right no one no and look I'm not saying the friendships like this don't exist, but they exist between people who like yeah somebody who's kind of subtly exploring their sexuality somebody's like you know What maybe I'm not even gay I do like the attention But maybe I'll get let this guy tug on my cock right because the vibes are good cuz I never in Malaysia
Starting point is 00:08:00 There's a little hairless guy. That's not like fucking an Italian. That's basically like he's close to being a chick He's for this is for 10 being gay a little hairless 410 Asian guy come on I mean she's asking if this is like how guys are kind of gay together if we're like yes, what's your cocks? It's not it's not like that Yeah, I mean this is so weird and you have I've counted like five different weird Rationalization between all these friends across the world loves being adored Fuck what was the other one? He's not gay. He's not yeah. How straighty hammered house training I like dress up like Alexander Hamilton
Starting point is 00:08:42 You hammered how straight he was. He likes to dress up like Alexander Hamilton. But yeah, you got it. Something's off here. And again, does he have these conversations with anyone else? And yeah, oh, he's an astrologer. I mean, sweeping away the dick size question like it's nothing is fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy.

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