Stavvy's World - Bonus #101 - Kush Brothers Vol. 16 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Jamel Johnson, JP McDade and Mr. Cheeks assemble for an extremely important Kush Brothers lol. Our expert panel helps callers including a woman who’s paranoid that her boyfriend wants to cheat, a UMBC student who thinks all his teachers and fellow students at Stav’s alma mater are total losers, and one especially timely a$$ call. Follow Jamel Johnson on social media:  https://www.instagram.com/broccolihouse https://twitter.com/NonProfitComic Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Follow Mr. Cheeks on social media: https://www.instagram.com/benfobrien/  https://twitter.com/benfobrien Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Is there anything I can do to mitigate the damage should the kid get to decide once they are old enough 13 15 Who knows? Now to add some context. I was not vegan while I dated my wife for the first four years My whole life I got to experience all the culinary offerings of the world before I went meat sober, the kid will not. I realize that that's a major drop off from what other kids will get to experience and I'm good with that but more concerned about how they'll be perceived by other kids.

Why are you good with that? If it means anything, my wife did convince me against circumcision, she's got a good head on her shoulders and she thinks that one for two. We need to live our lives just because everybody else does the same way. So need some advice from an alternative type guy. Thanks, Bobby. Yeah, that's me, baby.

You are an alternative type guy. I'm an alternative type guy. You're an alternative to a guy. Hey, what the hell? Elders do not give J.P. the laugh for saying I'm not a guy. Stop that right now. I'm not a guy. Explain that.

That was guy-like. That was guy-like. That was a squeeze. Explain that. Explain that little squeaker. It did come out of little sharks, man. Put some bass in your shit, bro. What the fuck, man? Fuck you guys. Fuck. Explained that little squeaker. You can come out a little sharp, Seth. Put some bass in your shit, bro.

Fuck you guys. Even my fart backfired. Fuck, I'm toast. I'm gayer than this guy's vegan son. Oh, I'm not a guy piccolo noise Fuck you you get fucking embarrassed when we fart in public pussy JP's like turns red and he's like That's a lot in the streets, man. That's a lot of the street. We're in the car. We're at the Cheat Zone. You can do it at the Cheat Zone.

You can't yet. That's actually true. You can do that in the Cheat Zone. Come on. That's one of the main things you do in there. Okay, this is calming me. This is calming me and putting me in the right mindset to answer this guy's question. This guy just withholding the choice of life

from his theoretical child. Here's what is fun. Look, you want to raise your kid vegan, whatever it's your like, that's your kid. But I do think when they if they are like, I'd like to try this food, you kind of let them kind of got to let them. You know what I mean? Like I that's what like you can set up vegan infrastructure. Look, he's your kid. He'd be both you and your wife are vegan. Like we had we have friends who raised their kids vegan and then they gave him the choice and they just stayed vegan. It's just weird to try to to me to enforce veganism.

I agree. At a certain age, like when they're out of the home, like that just feels like real weird religious. Feels religious. Like when they get to 12 and they're like, you know what, I like chicken nuggets. You kinda gotta let them eat chicken, you know what I mean? Like, but some vegan people really are like, killing a chicken is like killing a baby.

You know what I mean, they're like that and it's like. I need a baby. No it ain't. Yeah, fuck it, give me the baby then. The chicken zone is wild, dude. I've never seen baby nuggets nowhere. Chickens are all over the earth for us to eat them. That's true, chicken you can definitely.

They're carrying around our meat. That's what it's their purpose. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think, now in terms of other kids fucking with him, I honestly don't think, kids now are actually hysterically open-minded. Yeah, then I know nobody's I don't think they're all gay They're all easy to bully because he's lethargic and his bones will break easily Yeah, I don't think that's an issue I think really

like Here's the thing if he comes to you at 12 and he says I want to get sir I want to pull the old eldest is dead and get circumcised like you you gotta it's his body you know what I mean like it's say I feel the same way about like imposing any kind of strict like diet it's like the kid doesn't want to do it you know like if he's like I just want to be vegetarian you got to let that motherfucker have cheese so but I don want to be vegetarian you got to let that motherfucker have cheese So but I don't think anything wrong. You've made your decision like I think it's fine to

Look for the first however many years would be of a kid's life It does whatever the fuck you tell it to right and but when it gets past that I think you have to be a little more open-minded than that and just let him let the kid find its own way You also got to like expect it or something I think about like a Hamid Weinberg who just did this show and he was like he was like I was sneaking chicken in my bedroom I'm just like fucking weed right right right like his parents were vegan or whatever right? I already it already feels like if you're being that militant. You're almost Guaranteed he'll fucking rebel and eat fucking when you're that militant, you're almost guaranteeing he'll fucking rebel

and eat fucking. When you're that militant, you either get little fucking drones that follow you completely and then they have to break that, or you get people that are overly rebellious. I think you just have to present a vegan lifestyle. I wouldn't want a kid that didn't rebel

and try milk or meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's everywhere. So yeah, man. Let that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but everywhere so yeah, man Let that little fucker do what he wants cam newton didn't start acting like that until he went vegan