Stavvy's World - Bonus #104 - Kushcision 2024 / Kushgiving [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade and Anthony Devito return for a special edition of Kush Brothers that doubles up 2024 election recap and a Thanksgiving special. The boys look up election night search terms, take Patreon Thanksgiving-themed questions, and help callers including a guy who wants to know how to navigate political convo at the Thanksgiving table, and a woman whose friend wrought disgusting revenge on his roommate. Watch LET'S START A CULT this Thanksgiving weekend!! Buy or rent at https://stavvy.biz/movie Buy your Stavvy Baby 2025 calendar now: https://shop.stavvy.biz/  Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito    Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Kim says thanksgiving will be at my brother's house this year, and I need advice my uncle is an alcoholic Five for Chinese drives an f-150 sounds cool. Where's Lee jeans and cat work boots exclusively? Convinced that my brother very gay is having an affair with my aunt This because my brother would go to their house and gossip with my aunt. He thinks this because my brother would go to their house and gossip with my aunt for hours and spends a lot of time with her and my two female cousins. How can I tell my uncle that this thought is absolutely absurd without outing my brother as gay?

My uncle is my mom's only family here after they left Vietnam during the war, so I definitely just can't cut him out of my life Please help Wow So you can't you can't just Occam's razor this and say the guy's gay I Guess not is it sounds like you got a Chinese cotton hill on your hands. Yes Yes, Vietnamese, and he's going hard. He's that there's an episode of King of the hill where they kind of teach cotton to be more

Kind and gentle to Bobby after he goes to the military school or something. That's what we're faced with So you should send your brother to military school. Yes, and in the twink military Can you Can he fake a girlfriend Can he fake a girlfriend? Can he bring a girlfriend? I don't know if that would fix him. Fix it, because he would think that. I think the uncle or grandfather would still be pissed.

You know that he's still getting side pussy anyway with his aunt. It's also his aunt. Why does he think that's crazy? Just because he hangs out there. So everyone he sees hanging out together, this guy is like, they're fucked their fuck. Yeah, that's a horny guy. That is true I mean, he gets he's fucking everywhere. I guess he doesn't fuck his own wife He sounds awesome five four. Yeah, I was shit at Ford F-150 Lee jeans Lee jeans I mean this is an up high into that f-150 Yeah, he's got the it comes down the little ladder

help me in woman wow this is very interesting you don't want to out him because outing him kind of defeats the whole purpose probably probably makes things worse just stand up from the table the dinner table and leave the room when you can just sense it's coming what if okay I'm gonna go a little far back I'm gonna come back to the fake the girlfriend thing and I'm gonna say are your cousins and aunt in on this Right like they they clearly know your your brother's gay right there gossiping Do they have a friend they can set him up with So it seems like all that time was them playing matchmaker or something like that

Or then it seems like he was putting in a good word because your five-four Uncle is only understands, you know straight and trying to get pussy So if the whole point is he's not gonna understand this guy's gay It's like they were trying to set him up with a he was trying to suck up to them to set him up with a friend So the girl you fake has to be somebody that your aunt knows or that your cousins know. You know what I mean? Also, this is a great business idea.

As for Thanksgiving, a fake girlfriend, a beard kind of business that gay guys can bring to Thanksgiving. That's a lucrative industry right that. I really like that. Um, I Mean, this is a hard one to to really answer because it's like what is why is he convinced just because he was hanging out And like is he gonna confront him about this because the other reality is that's what's even if he's not in plans to look Here's the other thing. that's what's even if he's not even plans to yeah, here's the other thing Let's say he was straight

Right. Yeah, how do you say and he just liked his family? Which is a possibility right like in the future where like, you know Hopefully like my brothers have kids if I have kids like I would love it if my fucking kids Spent went and visited my fucking brother Yeah, or like my friend my you know I have or hang hung out with eldest or hung out with my like friends Who are women like? That would be positive so how let's pretend your brother's not gay How would you convince him otherwise and there's really no I don't know you this guy's just out of his mind I know dude your wife is so ugly dude I would

say yeah you could come through with a completely different type that's the other thing the be I love this weird idea just come up with like a like a if you're I assume you're your aunt is a small Vietnamese woman come through with a big fat white girl They didn't do like make it seem like his type is different right maybe a black chick Maybe a Latino like you're gonna have to I'm on team beard Because obviously you're fucking your uncle's a fucking idiot who only understands The world is as simple as he sees it right and a man that dumb will be like well

He's obviously not gay, but he likes big big Latina comment you can trick a man that you can trick a man that dumb pretty easily Why and you might want to curry some favor get him a Tim McGraw CD or whatever You know what I mean like like reach out to him a little bit like is your gay Maybe your gay Brother doesn't want to hang out with him because he sucks But you know also why is the the gay guy give the uncle the perfect gift? And say this will be talking about the whole time. Yep, what did you get you get him?

another some kind of another f-150 him another some kind of another f-150 get him an f-151 what if what if the cousin brings him like I like the idea of getting him a macho gift oh like a bottle of whiskey or something that doesn't feel like something I would put a Trump hat on the gay guy trying to, yeah. I was trying to get your dumb bitch wife to vote for Donald Trump this whole time. I tried to get them away from Kamala Harris. Your daughters were voting that they love homos, not me. I'm a red blooded American.

I got my tips frosted to look more like Donald Trump. I'm not just a gay Filipino man. Get him the Donald Trump commemorative coin that he's selling his fucking... And then from there, you got to... He can pretend to be a man on the inside. He could run this racket for the rest of the time. You know what I mean?

Yeah. He's like, I'm marrying a guy. Yeah. Because I'm blowing this shit up from the inside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

Yeah, that's true. That's a great... All right, we solved it. We're fucking smart as shit.