Stavvy's World - Bonus #107 - Caleb Pitts and Patrick Doran [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: December 21, 2024

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BidMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. My name is Red and I'm from Atlanta, Georgia by way of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Go Quakers. Quakers. I have a conundrum and I was hoping you could help me with it. So I have been a smoker since I was 19 and now I'm 33 and like a pack-a-day habit. I'm pretty secretive about it. Most people that are close to me know but other than that I try to keep it and for myself that doesn't matter I was diagnosed with cancer three years ago have breast cancer

Triple negative the gnarly one lost all my hair Double respect for me multiple reconstructive surgeries the whole night And I'm just now starting to get back to feeling like myself. Yes. I just spoke altered Real smoker well now I'm feeling My cap to you that is crazy. That's fucking nuts, right? You're a bad bitch and congrats on making it through. Sorry you went through that It just spoke altered cancer Obviously a lot less well now I'm feeling good. I've healed. I'm considered cancer free. My smoking has gotten

um, you know back to that pack a day habit again. I'm like desperate to quit now. Um, I know that you or I don't know that you to be a smoker, but is this something that you've dealt with or maybe eldest or one of your guests like I have the drive. I have the desire, but I think that eldest or one of your guests like I have the drive I have the desire but I think that Addiction is just so strong that like I can't even pull away from it Even though I really really want to I've tried the patches the gum. I don't think they think is a good alternative So I'm not doing that. I quit cold turkey for about five months earlier this year, but of course got roped back in as you do. So I'm

serious about making it happen. I would just love some maybe outside-of-the-box tips and tricks and figure you dumbasses can probably give me some really shitty advice, but maybe it'll help. I love what you guys do. I love the pod. Keep it up Can't wait to hopefully see you all live on stage one day. Have a good one. Thank you. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep Dreamboat tour tickets out now tickets out now, um That's why I really it's got a imagine being like a fucking nurse helping this woman through chemo. Yeah, then you just hear like hobbling outside me like Yeah, go ahead she did get breast cancer

I don't know what kind of frat party trick But it's not usually the one you get from smoking. Okay, it's usually lung? So I'm approaching saying something I don't, nobody wants me to say right now. Which is what? Which is just, who cares? Yeah.

Who cares? Who cares? I mean, really. You know. Yeah, it is sort of like, you did it once. Yeah. If you smoke through cancer, I mean, that's kind of like a, you're gonna stop now?

Right? That was the time to stop. Don't stop, wait. That was the time to stop. Yeah. It was probably, it was probably hurt to smoke and you fucking still powered through and now you're feeling good and you're gonna stop?

Yeah. Have you ever been a smoker? Not really, I mean. Yeah. Like a little bit in college the classic yeah by packing it lasts you like a couple weeks Yeah, I have a thing nothing crazy. I was my parties. How was he started smoking? He's like 12 years. Yeah, how did you quit um? My girlfriend didn't like it. Wow so get a mean girl makes you Good pussy makes you quit smoking. Good pussy have you laid up, not smoking.

Yeah. I would say, I quit smoking a couple years ago and I did the full like what your dad does to you type of thing, when he catches you with a cigarette. Oh really? Where just one time I didn't smoke, I smoked Marlboro Lights and one time I bought a pack of Reds and I smoked like four of them on my roof, and I passed out

And do that shit's I was like I don't think I like this yeah nicotine poisoning Yeah, it makes you feel pretty on my on my 18th birthday. I went to Hampton Beach, and I like Got too high and then I ended up smoking a whole pack by accident because I was like the cigarettes will counteract pack by accident because I was like the cigarettes will counteract the weed. Oh the weed, yeah. That's true. Smart math. And I smoked the whole, my first legal pack of Camel Blues and then I like was on the beach and I just like walked away and like everyone says it looked like I got shot by

a sniper and I just like fell down, dug a hole and just like threw up in front of like a family watching Fireworks. You dug a hole for your puke. Yeah, for my puke. He had to do it. He's very polite. That is very polite. That's really nice.

Yeah, he just buried the puke. But yeah, I mean, maybe just smoke a bunch of it until you puke, like at the beach or something. But you kept smoking for years after that. Yeah, I kept smoking for years after that. Now, okay, when your girlfriend made you quit? She didn't make me quit, she just said I don't like it.

And I was like, you know. But what steps did you take? You just stopped? Yeah, I stopped and then I think Zin also. Zin. If you don't like the patches of the gum, there's other shit that's already. So I was not smoking for like two years and then he started bringing Zins to parties and I was like well she wants to do this. Yeah, I can't do zins. I'm so scared I will get so addicted to them. Oh yeah you do. It's awesome. Yeah I'm sure they're awesome but I can't do it right now man.

I don't need another thing. I mean everyone I talked to I have so many friends that was quit smoking with that book the Alan Carr book oh yeah you know what is it called again it's fuck you if you yeah if you're a bitch yeah it literally is like learn to hate yourself or smoking or some shit the easy way to stop I think this was adapted into a Nintendo DS game There is a stop smoking game for the DS So if you have a Nintendo DS Way to go. Yeah, there you go. You can you can try that out. Yeah

I think yeah hit up the fucking thing. I mean The the only advice I can give cuz like I'm sober for, I've been sober this year. I turned 35 this year and I was like, let me do a full year of sobriety just to do it. And the general advice I would say is like, it is an undertaking. Give yourself, give yourself two months where you're like, my job these two months, all my free time. Oh like Think of it as like almost working a part-time job

Yeah, they're like I am staying sober whether that means like, you know, like for me the first like three weeks I stopped smoking weed my sleep was so fucking bad. I just couldn't go so you just getting so high I would pass out that I just like had to really try and tuck her myself out by like Taking long ass over exercising and like be doing shit for my sleep That was like annoying like you know going to a sauna like you trying to time this shit like just my whole my whole life revolved around like making all the counteracting all the negative effects of being sober And that fucking sucked, but it was like all right it I worked really hard for those like three weeks

And I was able to kind of stick with it, and then I really it's only affected me in times of real stress Last couple weeks. I've really wanted to get fucked up, but I was like let's fuck we were close It's been like nine months, and I just need to do three more And then I'm proven to myself I can do it and then I'm getting fucked up But but in general I would say yeah Give yourself a fucking give yourself time to do this understand is gonna be fucking hard and yeah, try the fucking book mm-hmm You know Trying is there a pill people take to do this antics is that the one thing so that's what?

Ray leota was the spokesman for yeah leota may he rest in peace. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean he died but you know I from Chantix. Yeah Just try quitting somewhere else He died from a bunch great Ray had his demons he did but if he was only from Chantix. He died from a bunch. It's great. Ray had his demons He did but if he was only on Chantix sooner, he'd be alive, but Respect, I mean it's crazy how much you powered through. Yeah, please. Yeah, please stop smoking for you know Do it for me. I want you to stop smoking, you know, you probably You're back. You got hair. You got nice luscious hair again, it's grown back.

I don't know if they, if you're getting new titties or not, but either way, that, that could be cool. Reconstructed titties, she said. She said, yeah. That's like a new lease on life. How about, that's another thing, that, do it for these new tits. Are you kidding me? You want to get lung cancer, fuck up those beautiful fucking new titties? Hell no.

That's fucked, now I'm back. Again, do it for him. Now I'm back. cancer with fuck up those beautiful fucking new titties. Hell no. That's fucked. Now I'm back. I can't do it for him. Now I'm back. Yeah. You got a new lease on life with fresh tits and you're going to be wheezing up and down. You need a few nice lungs to carry those fat tits up to the stairs.

True. Okay. So get the book, give yourself some time, almost even think about like, you know, you've been through so much shit that you deserve to maybe even quit like on a kind of vacation wellness little vacation oh that's a nice take a little trip mm-hmm fucking and then like each go to the beach let those things out throw those titties out to one of the beaches where they let them out yeah and just don't smoke. Don't smoke. Pull your tits out and don't smoke.

That's the advice. There we go. That's my book. That's the easy way to start smoking. Put that on your shirt. Pull them out and stop. Throw them on the glass and stop smoking.