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Episode Date: January 17, 2025

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BidMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hey, Stavi, baby. Hopefully you and Elvis and your guests can give me a little help on this one. That's what we're here for. So one of my best friends, we don't really get to see each other too much anymore. He's got four kids and some of them are pretty young. So I understand we don't get to hang out a lot Basically, the only time we do hang out is playing video games and you know hanging out on discord Well this last weekend he casually mentioned that he has never had a blowjob and he thought that was totally normal Not having an asshole Not even close.

Not even the same realm. Not even close. Put down the remote, suck him off, be a bud, finger his asshole. Oh, that's hilarious. Should I blow my friends? Is that what they said? That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Did it?

No. Oh. Um... How do I bring this topic up again and convince him that's not normal and that you shouldn't accept life like this yeah yeah you and your desk and uh give me a little pointer on here please I don't think anyone should go through life like that how do we all become his friends?

he's a good guy his buddy's married his buddy didn't get the blow job yeah yeah yeah yeah and this guy's like what the nobody's married, his buddy didn't get the blow job, he's married. Yeah, and this guy's like, what the, nobody's blowing my friend. I mean look, this is bullshit. Absolutely. This guy's pissed, I love this. If he was a real pal, real pal, real friend, real hero, no, headphone off when they're playing video games, tell them to turn on the TV, make the announcement, and then when

the wife's in the room, say them off suck them off suck them off through Call of Duty correct you're telling me The TV is fortnight's playing and then she just she's walking through doing her stuff, and then she hears suck him Like killer headshot heard about blow Selfish pig She hasn't heard about sucking a man. You selfish pig, suck him. I love this guy. This guy might be one of the only friends left in America.

This guy's great. Absolutely, this is insane, right? It's way, way, it's way less common than not having an asshole. Nobody has an asshole anymore. Why would anybody have an asshole? Just gonna take it out whatever you want. Everybody's been blown. Who hasn't been blown? This is nuts. So I'm assuming this is

his way the lady he's with that's the only woman has ever been with that has to be it what and has she's never blown him and and yeah that's a tough ask after four kids that's what I was just gonna say so like as much as I feel for this guy right this woman figured out a way she's having a nice calm idyllic life craft right craft never sucked She clearly has no desire to suck dick not my kind of lady. I'll tell you that much now We got you on a see Without question I Am just a man I pay tax I respect that now this and again

Her behavior is not something I can accept ever but Guys call what this guy's trying to do this basically this woman is like she's basically like a mobster who's been living quietly Underwitness protection and this guy is Tony Soprano dropping his wife doing this dropping his daughter off and They're like he's like She's never blown my friend Look, I don't agree with her philosophically, but he's trying to completely fuck her life up absolutely He's trying to get her and look and I think she should suckers young lady though for for going this long I don't know

though for for going this long I don't know I wouldn't say oh well I don't want to do it in her own life yes but I mean how'd you even have four kids what do you guys do it well get a little because walk straight in and do it don't let me get a question jerking don't let me be the science and let's talk and there might not be that much of a jerk either one of these you never know maybe maybe she's a jerk master red hand beyond where feels like a mouth maybe she has some kind of you know dental issues who knows maybe she had her tongue removed but even then it'd be like you'd think one also never I know I want to dig at this point every woman

this man has been with it then is never so we're are you only woman he's ever been our guests I would imagine yes because. This is the only woman he's ever been with ever. I would imagine, yes. Look, people like to say women, people don't like sucking dick. Grow up. Absolutely. And there's also with this- Do we know how many assholes this woman has? Four.

Four, okay. They're called her kids. I'm kidding. Get them. Get those fucking children. But this lady, you'd only have to blow them one time. This guy is so ready to come come if you put your mouth near His back. Well, she's also horrible

But he doesn't know that he has no idea he'll know he will know but he's still gonna come and then he's not gonna I don't know some bad head is pretty bad You think it may ruin their marriage the but the only thing keeping them together right now is his dick out of her mouth I will say this could very much destabilize this marriage. Well this guy's coming in hard the friend is fucking he's kicking in the Thanksgiving dinner door yeah with two turkeys and he's like suck him already for fuck's sake. I'm actually this again to use another analogy this does feel like look should have Saddam Hussein been in charge of Iraq? No. Right? He's a bad guy who did bad things.

But you topple him and the whole region is chaos. You know what I mean? You have to suck one dick around here. You suck this guy off once. You're making this a dangerous environment for your children. And this becomes crazy. Yeah, yeah.

What if he become addicted and it'd be like every day. The whole house could be in disarray, bro. This is just, this is a situation built, built in a context I can't, I couldn't possibly live in. But it might, I don't know. Maybe this woman is so smart that she understands that if she blows this guy once,

he'll become like, it's like his Mr. Hyde, and he'll fucking run through the house attacking shit. To save her family's life. They may be too deep. It's crazy, cause like this guy's trying to be America and install democracy and fuck everybody's life up. I agree, philosophically, I think everyone should be getting blown and sucking dick.

I would say his intentions are good. This man right here's intentions are good. Wait a bit. Wait, let the kids go to school? Can I just say this? How did we turn back around on this guy? This guy's the only person. No, he's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a hero. It's the timing. Wait till the kids go to school? Can I just say this? How did we turn back around on this guy? This guy's the only decent person. No, he's a great guy. He's a hero. He's a great guy. It's the timing.

Wait till the kids are out of the house. Wait till... He might have to. No, that's fucking nuts. I'm back around. Dude, what about the family? Fuck the family. Dicks gotta get sucked sometimes. Jesus Christ. It's about what's... We're having two different discussions here.

What's right and what's practical, right? So what's right is sucking dick and how it's gonna take it's gonna take 36 seconds This guy's gonna come harder than he's ever came before just introducing incredible chaos to this wedding this union I don't know. It might not be maybe that maybe she loves it. She doesn't love clearly clearly No, she's not she's not no no no she's definitely not so I don't know if this if someone were to tell me this I don't know how I would respond Cuz also say here's the other thing. Oh, you know his wife normal. Yeah, you know his wife Is that surprising to you? I bet you I bet you I could

Big slippers you can tell if someone's never sucked. Yeah. Yeah, you can't you can't They're not a cool person Those big those big Homer Simpson slippers. Yeah, put your foot in the mouth even even even just energetically. Yeah sucks She was like this. Hey, there's no way you're good a good person if you don't ever suck dick in your life Yeah, you guys a woman I suppose as a straight woman or a gay man We don't know if she hasn't sucked dick though. We don't know that's even more sinister. That's even more Just know this guy hasn't ever gotten his dick sucked and we think he's the only and we think he's the only dad that's the only boy. What is that?

This is tough, man. This is tough. She's blowing every guy she's ever met. Maybe that's what it is. The other guys ruined it for her, because maybe they did that thing where they're like, she's like, tell me when you're going to come, and they didn't, and she goes, fuck this. And they lied. Yeah.

I'm not doing this shit anymore. Still, man. It's a deep story. This is love. This is the man who gave you four children. You're not going to suck his cock? I would like, I'm not kidding. I'd watch an eight-part Netflix documentary about, I'm not kidding, I'd watch an eight part

Netflix documentary about, I'm not kidding, about this whole ordeal. I wanna know how they made the kids without any foreplay. I wanna know this other guy who's like, buddy, he loves his friend. He's like, you can't not blow my friend. Those might be weird kids, eh? Non-blown, conceived children.

There was no, no, there was, well, I was a fuckin' test tube baby. Were you? Yeah. You were? Mm-hmm. So there was no, so, was well, I was a fucking test tube baby. Yeah, you were mm-hmm So there was no so you know what I mean? Well, you don't know that we dumb that went into the tube wasn't sucked out I'm pretty sure it wasn't pretty sure. I don't know dude. You don't know that for a fact Clinics that have a woman a man there. I'm really pretty certain. That's one wing of a hospital. I'm pretty certain I wasn't sucked out of my dad's cock. And a asshole's stitching. That's where they put all... And put it into my mom. I'm pretty certain I wasn't sucked out of my dad's dick and then implanted into my mom.

Well, it's shoved in. The. They gotta, you know, hop to it, baby. It's interesting. I guess it's funny to think that, in theory, somebody could have sucked my, not even my mom, like a nurse sucked my dad's dick and then put me in a fucking test tube. And then, or just drip like a bird, just drip the cum into her, when she's like upside down, right into her. The doctor?

It's a guy, it's like the most square guy with a glass and a tie and he's sucking my dad's dick and then he's like,'s that guy's dick? While my mom's in stirrups Suck this cum out of my cock and stitch up my asshole We got a tough day in the surgery room today Mike Aw man one of these I'm gonna suck another dick and then dribble the cum into a woman's pussy

Jesus Christ How many times this week? Yeah, baby bird that cum right there. It'd be a whole snatcheroo. First of all, this guy, again, his friend, you gotta let him know that it's not normal. I think you gotta let him know. Well, maybe you're right, man.

For fuck's sake. Start with that. Who gives a shit? I don't know, this guy's gotten this long, he thinks it's normal. I don't know how he's even gone this far. Tell you the truth. No, he's in denial. How the fuck have we gotten this far? You don't know that it's okay.

I just. But I don't want to attack him. I don't know what to do with him. No, I just think. This man's in denial. He knows it's we gotten this far? You don't know that it's okay. I don't want to attack him. I don't know what to do. This man's in denial. And no one is more pro's getting your dick sucked than me, but this is really tough. I just keep thinking of more destructive analogies, but like you know how they say there's there's like there's like cavemen diseases in the permafrost. And you thaw that out and who knows like you let this guy know how much he wants to head. Yeah I'm saying we done it up. Wait till the kids are out of the house 20 years This guy's gonna go 20 fucking you know we don't know the kids. I mean look you can bring it up again I know it's just a pretty young

20 years this guy's got to sit there and wait just dry So in 20 years this guy's gotta sit there and wait, just drive. Let him know it's not normal on the hot belt. He's starting to Truman show it though and he's asking questions. He's at the beach being like there's more out there. And his friends are like just try the BMW root beer. He's getting antsy. The guy wants his dick wet. Right now it's covered in fucking crumbs. Let's give the lady a benefit of that. What if she just has great pussy

Possible that's no benefit. We can't do he's bringing it up in a way. That's that's not saying this yeah, I agree with As a man who's been blown hard yeah, there's no it's a different thing. They're two different fucking situations true But I again I also I will say this I I do know, the same way I know guys who have no interest in asshole, these are freaks, but I know guys who don't really want, don't like getting blown compared to having sex. That's out there. Yeah, but that's not the same.

They're not gonna turn, they're not gonna be like, don't suck me, just ride me. You know what, that's like. I know people like that. Don't suck me. And especially when they get into relationships. They've had their dicks out. They've had it, okay.

All these guys that are like like she's my fucking queen now She doesn't know not even that's crazy, but you don't mean no no I mean no no I just meet a guy who Mechanically prefers the feeling of pussy on his dick different than never getting This the woman before had a serious medical issue. And we- This is the most robust debate we've ever had on this show. We dealt with it seriously for about 90 seconds. We made fun of her for 15 minutes, actually dealt with it for nine.

This, we are locked in and having serious philosophical questions on- We'm mad about his children What are you thinking about? You compared it to the middle east Gulf War? He brought up Sonamu's egg and we weren't even laughing He didn't even laugh You said that his head is going to destabilize the environment No we weren't even laughing at all The head was going to have to run into his house

I couldn't think of a better analogy. If he gets blown once his kids might have to find him. He might be down at the fucking track just buying hookers. So yeah dude I would say tread very lightly. This is a very interesting situation. I'm thinking about this guy. This guy though that wrote this email, he's ready to bust too. We're both ready to go.

That's what I would, to bring it back to the question here. He, you have to take yourself out of it, right? He is so, he's on a crusade. He's angry. His last sentence is incredible. He's on a crusade. I don't think anybody should have to live like this. And you fucking. And I would tell our caller, this isn't you.

You're not the one not getting sucked. Okay. This is working for him. If the rest of his life is good. Bring it back a bit. I'm scared to put this into the fucking. But if this guy's here to say something. He has great intentions, but he does have to just slow play this because None of us are getting sucked. That's how he feels

You gotta bring the entire country along or people get left behind. He's I say no dick left behind I kind of I agree with you player. There's a thing. I like it guy You what I would say walking for you on the offensive line. This guy's a good sure. He's a good guy But I'm gonna say I'm gonna say you're gonna have to slow play this. You're gonna have to, listen. You go to the wife, you're saying. No, no, no. You go up to the wife every once in a while at like a function or something.

There's no way you can look at her. Do this with your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey guys, I got popsicles for us. Let's all eat these popsicles. At one point though, this woman. Let's have a who can eat the banana in less bites competition see fucking does 12 bites does everybody in the house have a gag reflex so okay to wrap this up to wrap this up we could go all day

there's another hour on this for sure um as a good friend you're gonna have to make yourself just make yourself a great friend as a good friend you're gonna have to make yourself just make yourself a great friend as a great friend make yourself you can't be but you don't don't do any unilateral moves here don't do anything crazy you have to be there as a support structure don't force the issue be there as a if it ever comes up again be like that's that's kind of weird you're okay with that it just kind of like be there as a as a place for him to vent guide him as it comes up naturally but you do not do not shake the foundation of the

strange setup go ahead Nathan this is completely different opinion this man's got to go you gotta go straight to the source you gotta walk right up to the wife alone and go the fuck's your problem My friend has had a dick this whole time and you're telling me right now. You've never sucked it You got a girl is he the only guy that knows or do other friends know because if he's the only guy that knows Let it be other people know anonymous letter Slide it under the door

The Jersey Shore season one Dear Sammy Cursive yeah killer. All right. Those are three very interesting perspectives on the matter select your own