Stavvy's World - Bonus #112 - Live Call Show Vol. 21 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: January 25, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy and Eldy are back talking directly to the people in Live Call Show Vol. 21!! The boys help callers from Patreon including a woman with a weird overbearing neighbor, a trans woman who went viral on a right-wing meme account, and a goofy lovable past caller who's wondering how he can meet his girlfriend's family when he wants to get really drunk the day before. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hello. What's up? What's up, friend? What's up in the Balidan? Not much. What's up, Senor Sula? We're just chilling. I'm thinking about making some salmon here in a little bit. Might go see Nosferatu. The night is young, brother. What's going on with you? I heard a call on a previous episode. There was a similar plight to my own you said you'd like to get that guy on a live show and uh you know i'm not him okay all right what was it let's fill me in i don't fucking know what you're talking about all right uh it was the guy who was uh 26 and uh his his little weenor ain't tasted nary a drop of pussy juice and you know I guess I'm in a similar

predicament myself. With lingo like you guys? You got the gift of gab baby. We'll be talking to you to getting your dick sucked any day now? Okay, so what's going on? You like let us know what's where you're at, what's going on in your life? I don't know, it's been pretty rough recently. 2024 is a pretty dog shit year. Okay. A lot of bad stuff, I guess.

Not currently, you know, employed. Okay. You know, so I've been working on that, been on the old zip recruiter and indeed, I know it's probably something I should sort out before I try to... Well, not necessarily. Where are you living? I'm in Southern California. Try to well not necessarily where you where you living I'm in Southern California

What's your but what's your situation you with your parents you with relatives you got your you got a place Yeah, I know I'm with I live with my mom and my older brother, okay? And why do you think because you know we're over here on this podcast. We're a couple late bloomers ourselves So you know no judgment whatsoever. Yeah, why do you think? You know you go you went to college and nothing happened, and then what were your what was your life like after college? What do you think what are some of your personal hang-ups because I can tell you some of mine But you know we're trying to figure out we're trying to diagnose you here We're trying to get the root disease of no pussyitis. Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean, I guess going to college,

I took a lot of HVAC classes. So there weren't really, I don't think there was any women in any of those classes. Good pussy in the HVAC classes? Yeah, no. It was not. It was all dudes. I mean, some of them were kind of hot, but that's not really my thing, I guess.

Are you sure? It sounds like maybe you might want to fuck them. It's okay if you do, man. I mean, I could appreciate a good-looking guy, but I'm not, you know. Okay. I don't know. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. I don't know, it was some long night classes, and just saying you get lonely, but I'm... So wait, did you go to like fucking trade school? Uh, yeah, it was at a community college.

Okay, nothing wrong with... We're big community college proponents here, and we're big trade school guys here. So, are you get... Are you trying to look for like HVAC jobs because I think that's a good idea honestly well not really I didn't finish the program okay I think yeah I don't know I just I don't really think I was cut out for it. Um... Well, what do you want to do? Uh... I don't really know.

I'm just kind of looking for anything at this point. What- do you have any passions in general? Even if it's fucking video games, which is what I'm guessing. Um... What- Even if it's fucking video games, which is what I'm guessing. Um,

what? That's kind of funny. I don't know if you remember, but I was there, um, when you, you taped your special at the lodge room. Oh really? And, uh, yeah, I was at the center of the front row and you asked me at the time I was working at a fucking target. Oh, she had any like passions in life and I was working at a fucking target. Oh any like Passions in life and I was like or anything. I was looking forward to and I was like no not really. Yes, dude. I remember

Holy shit. Wait, did that make it into the special? No, we cut that right? Thanks. Oh, yeah, you cut that. Yeah, I remember that though. Yeah Cutting me out of your special i've placed a bomb under your seat Oh shit, is that the ticking sound after that dude after that day you just fucking Wow, so you you just you just suffer you have suffered now for years from a malaise it sounds like Uh Yeah, pretty much just sort of It sounds like Yeah, pretty much Living for the sake of other people Okay. All right. Well look dude. Here's the thing

It's this the old ad is the best day to fucking the planet tree is 20 years ago. The second best day is today right the best time to Proactively try and get pussy was you know seven years ago the second best time is right now, right? Like you just got it it's and like I said we we were there with you took you know, we fucked before you but still like and a big problem for me was a You know we fucked before you but still like and a big problem for me was a similar thing to you a little malaise A little like not being like like this feeling that it comes across And like just really feeling like not why not really caring about connecting being kind of like insecure whatever For me, I've said it before I've said it before my life changed when I was like, yeah, I'm gonna fucking do, I'm like gonna do comedy, right?

Or like I'm gonna like, where I had like a passion that I pursued. And like for you brother, look, work doesn't have to be your fucking, it doesn't have to be your, you know, your favorite thing. And when you say you're not cut out for HVAC, I got news for you. You're fucking cut out for HVAC, I got news for you You're fucking cut out for HVAC

You're just fucking lazy and probably your mom kind of coddles you a little bit if I had to guess right going off purely Nothing, but being being a fat mama's boy that didn't want to work hard myself I just know what the fuck life is like when you're in that mindset You got to break out of it and you need to fucking... I don't know what order you wanna do this in, but you need to fucking... You need to start feeling... Because right now you don't think you deserve to get pussy. In your heart of hearts, you don't think you deserve it.

I was that way, right? Where it's like you haven't lived up to what you thought your potential is, whatever. So fucking start doing it slowly Bro right now living at home is you do have some positives right no rent right like you can fucking work on yourself You can fucking you know hit the gym. Whatever. I don't know what you're I don't know what you're in nutrition Whatever you know you're fucking whatever just look a little bit better. That'll help you Go finish a fucking program dude get a fucking blue collar job. It's okay You'll make some fucking money have a little money eventually get a fucking place to work to live by yourself

Also, we are very pro sex worker here on this fucking show, right? Yeah, you're past it being a magical experience Okay Right. Yeah, you're past it being a magical experience Okay It's not gonna be fun. And by the way, it never is for anybody It's fucking weird and kind of whatever and you're just kind of horny right now and you're probably jacking off like a fucking madman Work on yourself a little bit and dangle buying pussy as a carrot, right? Get good grades for a year, buy yourself some, or even a semester, buy yourself some pussy. Get any part-time job and save up for your first pussy.

Get a part-time job, buy good pussy, right? Support small business, you know what I mean? Like be a good fucking guy about it. But you gotta shake yourself out of this bullshit. Like, you know, I'm not, I don't love anything, I don't wanna do anything. You might be a little depressed. Go to a fucking, you know, get some, you're probably poor, I don't love anything. I don't want to do anything you might be a little depressed go to a fucking You know get some you're probably poor you probably qualify for Medicaid. I was on Medicaid for years

Go to I went to a fucking Medicaid therapist that probably you probably have some depression issues Or you just sound like you are naturally you know what I mean like like you have steps to take You just gotta fucking take them at this point. And it's not, this isn't about getting pussy, this is about you molding yourself into a guy who, just finding a little bit of your fuckin' potential here, bud. You know, I'm not saying it's that, the ceiling ain't that high,

but we can still get to the ceiling, you know what I mean? So fuckin' go do a couple, go fucking, yeah, get a part-time job, get into a fucking vocational program, whatever the fuck it is, and find something to, find something to, just improving yourself feels really fucking good, man, honestly. And maybe it feels good to me cuz all half my life I just have to constantly we're working. We're doing this shit, but my favorite

In the last two years I fucking got a Netflix special I've shot a movie I fucking you know we got the podcast going off the ground like I was in fucking I was in a sitcom I Loved all that stuff right don't get me wrong. I'm not fucking with you my favorite time I took three months off and I worked out and I fucking ate right and I like thought about how what I wanted my life to look like that was more fulfilling that for me than all those other cool fucking things I did, right? And take a little advantage of this

where you're at right now. You know, you're living at home, it's fine, you stay a little longer, and give yourself three to four months to just fucking improve yourself, start feeling better, think about what you want your life to look like, and you know, get a part-time job save up buy a little pussy and then realize this is what I'm missing and then fucking

live your life brother and the rest will come but it's step by step it's always step by step you can't tackle it all at once I also want to say I think it's so beautiful that you're calling from the Lodge Room crowd work, which frankly I don't even specifically remember this part. I remember it, I remember it. I mean, I kinda remember it, but I don't even remember the specifics, but if you're telling me that, that was four years ago now,

four years ago, Stav asked you, oh, you're working at Target, your life's kinda gay, well, do you like anything? Does anything that you had a bed in the morning? And you said no and now through the wormhole of this phone call we're on the other end of four years Yeah, and you still have the same answer right the same lack of enthusiasm in your voice It's like guess what buddy you're 26 yeah another you're one wormhole away from calling from 30 years old from being 30 years old in another four years do you want stuff to be able to just say his exact same crab work bit

to you verbatim and it applies do Do you want this? Is that what you want? Do you want to just read a script of this exact whole conversation and it'll just equally apply to you in another four in another four years? As far as they're like small things. Yeah, I always think about like, oh man, what if I like, what if over four years of my life I worked out 20 minutes a day Something that's like such a day four times How much better my life would be is there even the most tiniest seemingly?

Inconsequential thing like that that you could just start doing now forget about pussy man true. You're not you're not ready for it right now forget about pussy man. You're not ready for it right now. But there are small changes that can add up quick that can get you to pussy much, much quicker than four years that you would be like shocked. Absolutely. The work is really like small things on your mindset that like are so easy really.

You just have to do something. Do anything bro and look let this be let this be you know and sorry to put you through incel boot camp right now but you need to hear this okay from two former incels you need to hear this okay and let this let this be a fucking another let this be possibly some motivation we will start and we and you will be the inaugural member of our former Incel Hall of Fame. If you fucking get a job,

if you fucking either get a part-time job you like or start a vocational program, we will track your progress. And if you end up with a good job and getting pussy in a like you know even it like just if you date someone and it goes okay and this isn't this isn't you know like I said this is getting in the Hall of Fame you can't just have a good season getting the Hall of Fame you have to go from where you are now to being a functioning member of society with your

own apartment we will literally start the former Incel Hall of Fame and we will enshrine you, we will get a little bust and we will have that. That will be a part of Stavi's world and you will be the reason we started it, okay? So let that be, if nothing else, let that be your motivation and send us Progro supports every four months okay how does that sound buddy all right good sounds fantastic it sounds like I have a reason to to get out of bed in the morning yeah think about that little

plaque we'll put up of you dude former in cell Hall of Fame we'll have we'll we'll decide on the specifics we still have a long way to go. We have some time to figure it out, but Start doing some stuff man start improving yourself. You have the time you have right for now while living at home anything Yeah, all right rooming. Yeah grooming Jim hiding dress and Lee. Yeah, even having a fucking hobby Yeah, reading a book. Okay All right. I just want I do groom myself like You know been a roach infested hovel do all right only because of your mother it's nothing you fucking do All right, I like that standing up for yourself. Yeah that's good, that's good.

That's a start. You can build on that little buddy. Alright man, we'll talk to you soon and we hope, we hope to have to start the former, the F-I-H-O-F. The Stavies World F-I-H-O-F. I'm gonna show up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha