Stavvy's World - Bonus #113 - Kush Brothers Vol. 17 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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Starting point is 00:00:27 BenMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Fossils in Greece suggest human ancestors evolved in Europe and not Africa. White nonsense. Very Greek guy right there. What's his name? How long is his last name? Listen to me, I look it up, I see the bone, it is older. It is older and it is, you can tell, it is not, you know, it is a smarter bone. The African bone, it has no...

Starting point is 00:00:53 Smarter bone? It is not, it doesn't have the power of the mind, the same way. We are talking about, you know, they can't do the same, it's more from Greece. What do we have here? Let's see what Greek reporter has to say. Who wrote it? Can we see the guy's name? So they can't do the same, it's more from Greece. What do we have here? Let's see what Greek Reporter has to say. Who wrote it? Can we see the guy's name?

Starting point is 00:01:10 By Tasos Kokinidis. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Are you kidding me? Nah, man. Make a website that says Greek Reporter. Greekreporter.com. Yeah, of course.

Starting point is 00:01:19 Of course. This is what y'all up to right now. Yeah. Y'all trying to fuck our record books up? Wow. Wow. Come on, man. They just put us in the Major League Hall of Fame.

Starting point is 00:01:30 This is crazy. They just added the Negro Leagues to baseball, and that's what you're going to get us up to over now. Wow. Wow. Come on, bro. Listen, I'm dubious too, Jamel. Ronald Thomas, I've been on your show.

Starting point is 00:01:41 Let's hear Mr. Kokynidis out. Damn. Let's hear what Mr. Tassos Kokynidis has to say about this. Of the Greek reporter. Of one of the most prestigious scientific journals, Greekreporter.com. Also, look at who it's led by, by the way. The team led by David B. Gunn. It's all pun.

Starting point is 00:02:04 Oh, shit. That's the scientist's name? Yeah. He's from the University of Toronto. Alright, read it out. Life begun in Greece. A recent analysis of fossils recovered in the 1990s in the village of Nikiti in northern Greece supports a controversial theory that apes, the ancestors of humans, evolved in southeastern Europe instead of Africa.

Starting point is 00:02:20 What? Go ahead, go ahead. The 8 or 9 million year old fossils had first been linked to the extinct ape called Uranopithecus. Uranopithecus. Uranos means sky. Sky hopper, basically. Go ahead. However, a team led by David Begun from the University of Toronto's Department of Anthropology has recently analyzed their remains and determined that they likely belong to a male animal from a potentially new species. By inspecting the upper and lower jaw of the ancient European ape, the team suggested that humanity's forebears may have evolved in Europe before migrating to Africa, potentially upending

Starting point is 00:03:00 a scientific consensus that has stood since Darwin's day. Hate. This is all hate. This is hate. This is nothing but hate. There's crazy levels. Never before seen. This is the new rewriting history. Let's look up David Begun. Let's see what else he's into. It's all white based. It's all white. What I will say though, Will, if this ends with us getting a call, you're impeding people monkeys. I can't. Wait a second. I don't know about this.

Starting point is 00:03:27 Straight off is okay. No, no, that is not what we are saying. We still get to do that. You wrote the real Planet of the Apes? The real Planet of the Apes. Interesting. That's like a weird Twitter hashtag. Right.

Starting point is 00:03:50 This guy seems like he's doing it for the clout. With collaborators from Europe and Turkey. I wonder what the Turkish anthropologists think. Oh man. So wait, they think they started in Europe and then went to... Anyway, that's very interesting. No way it could be. So wait, they think they started in Europe and then went there? I like that Turkish thing. Anyway, that's very interesting. We'll just have to let the human...

Starting point is 00:04:09 I guess the first humans were Greek, man. I mean, I guess there's something about that fertile soil that just kind of makes you smart as shit. The first salad was a Greek salad. That's right. Say that shit to Luauang's face, dog. Yeah, that's what he said. Ain't no way. No way.

Starting point is 00:04:30 OK, in this case, the 8 million to 9 million year old Nikita Ape would have directly proceeded the first hominin before hominins migrated to Africa. I don't get it. I really don't understand this. But the point is, it appears humanity began in Greece. Am I surprised? No. Does it all make sense? Yes. Let's see. Not all anthropologists agree. Let's hear him out, I guess. As noted by new scientists, the Nikitaeate may be completely

Starting point is 00:05:00 unrelated to hominins. It may have evolved similar features independently, developing teeth to eat similar foods or chew similarly to hominins. It may have evolved similar features independently, developing teeth to eat similar foods or chew similarly to hominins. Well, I personally believe what greekreporter.com has to say. No way. This is definitely not the kind of story that all of my dad's racist friends

Starting point is 00:05:16 that he drinks coffee with would cling onto and be pumped to hear about. Man, just coffee shop, Jack. To send their daughters who go to college, like, see this? Do you see what I'm saying? This is why you cannot date a black guy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:30 Can you go to blackreporter.com? Yeah. See what they say. Yeah, let's show that to Dr. Umar. Yeah, exactly. Let's see what he does. Oh my God. I'd love to have David B. Gunn argue with Dr. Umar.

Starting point is 00:05:45 That would be awesome. Let's get it to happen.

Stavvy's World - Bonus #113 - Kush Brothers Vol. 17 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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