Stavvy's World - Bonus #114 - Kush Brothers Vol. 18 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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Starting point is 00:00:55 speak to an advisor free of charge. BetEmGym operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hey, what's up, Stavi. So I've been watching the podcast forever, whatever renowned guest is on there, what's up? So I've called in a couple of times, I don't know if you've answered me because I've been busy dealing with this exact situation. But I've got a fiance and a child with her. And I've got three other women pregnant because me and my fiance kind of took a break and now I don't know what to do because I need like advice basically I'm an idiot because my kids mom is an escort so I've

Starting point is 00:01:39 got custody of the one kid now the other three aren't exactly escorts. They're strippers. Well, two are strippers, one's an escort. My child and my kid's mom are white. So there's this weird racial tension because my kid's mom is angry that my other three soon-to-be kid's moms are all a mix. What? That's what they're mad about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These whores are against race mixing? I can forgive you fucking around while we were on a break.

Starting point is 00:02:12 Alright, you want to raw dog other sex workers and nut inside them, that's one thing. But miscegenation? The purity of the white race, I would not. Yeah, you guys are real pure. You guys are real examples of the superiority of white people. Because if our kids are other races, they're gonna be reckless and impulsive. Not like us. This is awesome, holy fuck. I love this guy.

Starting point is 00:02:38 I just wanted advice on basically how you would handle this delicate situation when you're dealing with one kid's mom Beyonce that's angry three other kids moms pregnant they're all do soon and I'm 30 years old so I've got my shit together. I have my own house. I pay my bills. I own my own shit. What a statement. What a statement. But I guess he's saying he's in a pure financial situation. Yeah. Outside of child rearing, he's got it all figured out. Yeah. I own my own everything. Respect. For now. my own everything for now what's your advice for a guy that's got three women pregnant

Starting point is 00:03:28 all do relatively soon and I'm technically engaged I am technically engaged too I do I'm so upset like I'm nervous yeah of course I already know I'm gonna have child support out the ass I'm gonna have women fucking me up left and right I mean, I'm I mean all of these women are crazy You nutted in all these people man. You nutted in all of them. They're all fucking nuts. They're gonna have my kids. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:04:11 It's all happening next week. The thing is, I know. I think that's all the same time. Happy fucking New Year to me. I'm gonna open this podcast as a quick fix for me. I know what I'll do. I'll ghost out.'ll go stop you. Buddy, you're in faking your own death territory.

Starting point is 00:04:30 We're way past normal school. This all happened because you didn't answer my previous calls. I don't know if there's anything that three guys in their mid-30s have. Four is crazy. Like even two, right? I love that he phrased it as like, yeah I got three other women pregnant because we took a break. Well what was I supposed to do while we were on a break? I mean listen, I can see this guy being a weirdly ethical dirt bag, right? Where he's like, look, if I were together with her, I wouldn't have nutted in three strippers, two strippers, one escort.

Starting point is 00:05:10 But I was hurt and lonely. Yeah. Dude, it's crazy, man. Four is nuts. Four is really nuts. And yes, JP is right. You're in faking your own death territory. I guess let's finish let's finish the fucking let's finish the call Not jobs. And so basically that's my issue is like what do I do with crazy women? I have four of them pregnant. I'm engaged to one. I'm not knocked up for women. How do I heal the races? Racism. Oh. Not married. I'm engaged. So I guess that's the question, Savvy.

Starting point is 00:05:48 He keeps saying that. How would you handle one fiancee that is your child's mother and three other women that are pregnant? And there's this weird racial tension because my kid's mom is one of them weirdos that's like you cheated with a black girl well yeah she's fucking hot so like you know what i mean thank you now you're starting to make sense respect you came back around now we're getting you all right bro so he has one kid already as i said with the fiance fiance what you mean? You keep saying technically engaged. Like, do you want to be with this woman? Like, that's another thing. Here's the thing. You're fucked, bro. I love you. You're a good guy.

Starting point is 00:06:37 You seem fun. You seem fun. I think we would have a good time together getting pussy of all, of all creeds and colors together, right? But you're fucked. If you had gotten one girl pregnant on a break and fucked a handful more, still bad, still really tough, you could come back from that. If you got two girls pregnant while on a break,

Starting point is 00:07:09 would be really hard. That would be some pretty deep quicksand. Would be really hard, but maybe. You're on thin ice, but you're still on ice. But you're, well, yeah, or you fell through the ice, but we got a rescue crew coming. You might lose a toe, but you might come out of it. We're getting a rope, we're getting a rope from the garage.

Starting point is 00:07:25 Three women. Three women that are all gonna have a kid at the same time. And we're just not even gonna, I guess, address the racial thing. Other than to say like... There's no time for that yet. Yeah, he's on borrowed time. We gotta get to the fucking solution. By the time your immediate problems come to a solution the

Starting point is 00:07:46 Racism may have been healed from the world I mean dude, all you can do here is All you can do here is like you say you got your shit together and yes, you will have child support out the ass whatever Truly all I can think of is You gotta do right by the, this isn't these kids' fault that you are nutting inside their insane mothers, right? You're, their dad,

Starting point is 00:08:12 if you're the sanest person involved, that's a big problem, right? We're gonna take your word for it. It's not these kids' fault. You had a legendary run, brother. Legendary week, it sounds like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You had a legendary run, brother. Legendary week, it sounds like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You had a legendary little week here that you're gonna have to think of fondly.

Starting point is 00:08:30 I just hit three p's. Yeah. Buddy's batting at 1,000. I know. You have strong... Sniping over. I would immediately get a vasectomy. That's number one. I don't think it would work. They'd fucking try to cut in there and it would just... Like the tools would just get thrown across the room.

Starting point is 00:08:44 You know what? We'll pay for your vasectomy. Yeah. and try to cut in there like the tools which is just thrown across the room. You know what? We'll pay for your vasectomy. Email Elvis. We will get, we will literally pay for your vasectomy if you want it, man. He's like, yeah, can you Western Union me the money? Look, whatever it's for. We will give, we want you to get a vasectomy. Please at least give it to your kids whatever All I can think of is you got your shit together you own your own house you have whatever You're just gonna have to stick with it, and you're gonna be living a life of servitude

Starting point is 00:09:15 paying off these child support payments like until for the next 18 years I Don't want to give you this, now this is not my official advice, but keep your regular job that the government will base your child support payments off of. Nice and low. Keep your regular job and then listen, if you gotta supplement that with some things that Uncle Sam don't know about, yeah, you literally might have to do that.

Starting point is 00:09:43 And look, nothing too crazy, but you know Sports betting parlay that's gonna go betting no bed Selling drugs also investing your kids don't fuck them over because this could pay off in the long run They chose kids form a band piano lessons Sports get anything and whatever they like throw them into that. Yeah, you know, that's true And in terms of healing the racism You're not gonna be able to do that You're just gonna have to be like I'm gonna be in all these kids lives

Starting point is 00:10:18 You can't please don't be racist and here here's the reality if this engaged person is a bit if she's weird about that. I Don't know that this marriage was meant to be anyway, but like you know If this is gonna be a weird thing call me a skeptic, but I have my doubts about their relationship But the reality of it is yes for other options Yeah Just within this small I'm just as solid as a rock. But the reality of it is he has four other options. Yeah. Yeah. Just within this small chasm he's created. The raw dogging, man. And whatever, I'm not going to kick a dog, a man when he's down.

Starting point is 00:10:55 I get it. I myself have had some sleepless nights. Like, you know, let he who is without judgment cast the first stone. Sure, but damn dude. All I can say is yeah, at this point it's like you went out with a bang, you're going to leave a real legacy, you have kids here, all you can do is kind of prepare for these kids' lives and keep at it, be in their lives as much as possible. Figure out how to live on one-tenth of your paycheck Yeah

Starting point is 00:11:27 You might literally start growing your own food. You might need to be a fucking guy as a farm in the backyard I can hear it in his gruff voice. He's unflappable. You're gonna get through this just okay, but I actually do Actually do think that but I was saying to be easier than you think or something for your head down Whatever and I would just say like this is the rest of your life, man This is the this is the why and it's like all the only thing is important to put the kids first do what you can for them stay in their lives as much as possible and The rest of it I do you do sound resourceful and of all the people this could happen to this would crush me I would be gone. I would be in Greece under a different name if this happened to me

Starting point is 00:12:10 But you sound like you can fucking handle it man, and I respect that yeah I would be my key to change your name to I don't know I probably I need a common name So I'd have to be like Yannis probably or Christos Yannis Papadopoulos Some where they couldn't probably or Christos Giannis Papadopoulos somewhere they couldn't find me yeah Christos Papadopoulos yep something nice like their version of like Kevin Smith or something yeah yeah John Smith truly it is kind of close to that Nikos Stamos yeah I would be off the grid I would get different we get radical surgery I was a very very heavy unibrow yeah that's all you do though you just

Starting point is 00:12:53 get a woman a woman looks through the Greek phone book and finds fuck Leo Suvla I would go to turn I would go over to turn get a hair transplant I would go to turn I would go over to turn get a thick hair transplant. I would get a beard transplant I would be like surgery to be Surgery they break your legs you That's a good time to lay I would I would want to disappear for like a year I'm just being a fucking hotel a hotel in Turkey Healing and then I come back but full head of hair full beard. I'm three inches taller I've gotten liposuction

Starting point is 00:13:29 Longer so you have a crazy live a limp. That's a good idea. You're 175 pounds. Yep. I love it, dude This isn't so bad. I'll just do this anyway Yeah, we love you and good for you and you had a listen a lot of guys Their lives are ruined by child support. They don't ever have the kind of week you had man Alright, so just enjoy that think about that run that back in your head. Where's he calling from? Can we see the? It doesn't oh, yeah Oh hell yeah Makes sense.

Starting point is 00:14:06 Makes a lot of sense. You've got three women who are ovulating at the same time basically. But either watch them all be roommates. They sync up.

Stavvy's World - Bonus #114 - Kush Brothers Vol. 18 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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