Stavvy's World - Bonus #117 - Matt Ruby [PATREON PREVIEW]

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Starting point is 00:00:21 please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. But MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. I love this show. I'm a fellow fat person and I'm growing on a zempig. Oh, zemped up. And I low-key have like the urge to not tell people and then just lose all the weight and be like, it was just fine and that's just fine. I feel like that would be awesome. But at the same time that's kind of lying. What would you do if you were to suddenly get really skinny from a Vepic? Thank you. Well let me tell you this, no one's gonna

Starting point is 00:01:01 believe you. You've never, you've tried to share your whole life, you've never exercised. You don't own workout clothes. You don't own workout clothes. You're gonna, like by the way, people that fucking lose weight exercising, they let you know. There's an Instagram reel every day.

Starting point is 00:01:18 They're posting, exactly. There's a minimum of story posts. There's mirror gym selfies like the amount of work You'll have to do to pretend you did it with diet and exercise. You might as well diet and exercise Yeah, this is the stolen valor of weight loss. Yeah, you know, I did it through diet and exercise not a Zempik We're gonna find the needles. All right, we're gonna track you down and figure it out. And by the way, here's the other thing I think if you get zemped up you should talk about it because that is the weird I think a lot of what people are mad about with this is that

Starting point is 00:01:52 And people feel so superior to fat people, right? Because of by the way good luck, right? Like you just don't have the fuck like sure some people have the willpower But a lot of people how many people do we know? have the fuck like sure some people have the willpower but a lot of people how many people do we know like I know people who are addicted to a lot of other shit who are pieces of shit who just happen to be skinny and they still feel like you know they feel superior to fat people right and I think it makes them more mad that you did it from like if you want to get one over on them because diet and exercise is fat self-flagellation

Starting point is 00:02:26 It's showing that you have to suffer to fucking be to be to be a worthwhile person to non-fat people This cheat code like I've been thinking about it was not big a lot because I am considering getting on like some G whatever GLP one stuff because I Spent the last year trying to get healthier and it worked. I lost 40 pounds but then the second I got busy, I gained weight again and I'm just realizing if I'm gonna keep working at this pace, it's gonna be really hard for me to just fully do it

Starting point is 00:02:56 without, you know, with that. Is GLP-1 Ozempic or is that different? It's like that's the one, these are all GLP-1s, whatever. Ozempic is way more for diabetes Specifically there had they have ones that are just for okay fat. What's holding you back? Why wouldn't you? I'm considering like I'm gonna go to a doctor and talk about it because like basically what held me back last year was being like The same this mindset of and the fat self-flagellation mindset like I have to dance for my for my in-shape

Starting point is 00:03:24 overlords and Fucking go to the gym and lose weight so they'll accept me as a as a as one of the good ones, right? When it comes down to it is like I'm legitimately scared of dying if I because of my job it's so stressful and that because I'm gonna go on tour and then I'm on set and like Basically, I want to get to a point where when I get off of tour, I'm gonna go on tour and then I'm on set. Basically, I wanna get to a point where when I get off of tour, I'm not trying to repair damage. I'm just staying on track. So I would say either gonna be able to tell.

Starting point is 00:03:59 It will make- Can I ask a follow up question to you? Yeah, yeah, sure. Do you think it impacts you on stage or performance or how you're perceived if you were to lose weight with that shift? How an audience laughs that you are not I'm so not worried about that. I mean, I think I think the thing about stand-up comedy is like You like it's about truly being yourself and I may you know a lot of people I think I think a lot of people say like oh If you lose weight, you won't be funny Truly being yourself and I may you know a lot of people I think I think a lot of people say like oh If you lose weight you won't be funny, but it's like that's not what makes me funny

Starting point is 00:04:30 It's like it's I will be able to I'll be struggling with a lot of stuff and by the way I'm never not I'm not gonna be fucking I'm not gonna be those people that takes it till they're fucking 140 pounds I literally just want to get in the normal range of pounds. I literally just want to get in the normal range of like I probably still will be technically My goal weight is being maybe even obese Or like at the high end of overweight But it's like I just am feeling like I need to Because I actually do like diet and exercise whatever I actually like when I get to lock in and I I can like when I'm just writing something or I'm taking time off

Starting point is 00:05:06 And I'm exercising. I love doing that but You know the schedule doesn't allow for that right now and so What I would say to our friend here is like Just fucking do you know no one's gonna believe you yeah, and if you're like yeah, I did it. It's fucking awesome I don't have to be fat anymore because of a magic drug. It's like hey, don't you have high blood pressure? you know, no one's gonna believe you. And if you're like, yeah, I did it, it's fucking awesome. I don't have to be fat anymore, because of a magic drug.

Starting point is 00:05:27 It's like, hey, don't you have high blood pressure? Hey, your fucking heart's not exploding because of the pills you're taking. Hey, your dicks get it. This old guy, that old guy gets the fuck young pussy. It's like, fat people finally get a medicine, everyone's mad at us now. We can't have shit, dude.

Starting point is 00:05:44 The fuck. Yeah, this is medicine. Everybody, it's guys on TRT that are mad at fat people for taking those. It's guys that fucking, you're not supposed to be jacked at 60, bro. Don't tell me about grinding. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:05:58 I feel like getting skinny by injecting yourself with something is the fattest thing to do. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Put it in a fucking Twinkie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, put it in a little snack. Put it in a Mike and Ike's.

Starting point is 00:06:12 Now we're fucking talking. But yeah, don't lie, they're gonna be able to tell and then you're a fucking, then you're a liar. Whereas if you own it, you're cool and you're like, yeah, suck my dick, I took a drug. Yeah, people will be happy for you. Oh, you look great, yeah. And whoever doesn't feel happy for you is a piece of shit.

Starting point is 00:06:28 That's the other thing. Yeah. That's an easy way to know who's a fucking asshole. Yeah, that's true. And who was actually, loved you being fat because they had one thing over on you.

Stavvy's World - Bonus #117 - Matt Ruby [PATREON PREVIEW]

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