Stavvy's World - Bonus #120 - Live Call Show Vol. 23 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy’s back talking directly to the fans!! Stav announces an exciting development in his personal life, and he and Eldy offer up some serious Big Unc wisdom to Patreon callers live on the line, including a guy whose girlfriend doesn’t know he’s getting OnlyFans residuals from his ex, a woman whose boyfriend found one of her ex’s shirts, and a woman who’s wondering if she should accept her toxic family’s invitation to go on a vacation to Greece. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Watch LET'S START A CULT on Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lets-start-a-cult-1f157c44-3840-4f01-8863-bb6afa472a0b If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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I didn't think I was going to be on today. Yeah, you did it. You snuck in, bro. What's going on? Yeah, it's crazy. No, man. No, I mean, I know I'm probably like the last one so it's real story, it's not made rules. So basically I got a girl right now that seems

like we've been only together really for a little while. Okay. Like for a minute but I never told her I got a job and shit but I don't really live off of what I do. Okay, I kind of get some residuals. Like only things that I have with my ex. Whoa. That's a great pension plan. We I've been fucking this girl for like a year. Okay. But we only been going out for like four months.

Gotcha. It's been official. She made, she got upgraded from the roster to, to number one. Four months ago. I got you. And I don't know, like, should I even tell her that or? Cause it ain't really her business neither So these are now to be clear this is in the past. You're not still fucking your ex

This is just old videos getting reposted Yeah, exactly and I get like a cut from that So it's not really a long-term plan. But like last year I banked like 70k Whoa, even more from tiktok! Whoa! And that really got, yeah. That really got some money moving forward. Dude, first of all, salute to your ex. That is a good woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Continuing to fulfill her financial obligations. That's beautiful. It's more illegal really because we had like, I mean we don't got to get into that but I had to take it according to that. Oh! That shit was weird because we was managing this shit together. I was with her for like two years.

Wow. And then when we broke up I found out because a friend of mine bought a tape and like that was my dick. So I was like, oh shit. Your friend was like, hey, where do I know this? First of all, awesome that it's your friend. It's like, all right, time to, now they're not together, about to beat off to his ex. And then he's like, hey, wait a second,

that cock looks familiar. Your honor, I can prove this is my penis Yeah, that was weird for I had to sit him down was like, you know, what do you buy new shit for? That's so fucking funny I took her to court and we settled. Wow. I I get like a little percentage of what she made early on. Okay, okay. Wow. Dude, good for you then.

Yeah. Good for you for fucking- And I take it back. Fuck that bitch. Good for you for taking her ass to court. Yeah, that shit was wild, man. I had a little cousin who came up to me, obviously like this it did rounds in my family you're a celebrity bro this guy's a little celebrity it's so funny that

everyone in your life was like all right let's see what is that let's see not like yeah it's so funny that everyone was like yeah let's see her what her porn is like everyone you know fucking wanted to fucking beat off to her and then they're like, hey Like my family real real Catholic I said wow And like I've never been really like about my faith Sure, I've always been like trying to fucking bad business eat the baddest I ever got I feel they were like curious on that shit like, yo, what's this like? Wow, that's beautiful. Now, just just out of curiosity, how in it is this a POV?

Is this a classic only fans sort of like it's just kind of a floating dick that they're that they're that the girl's working on is any of your body into it was it purely was it like a pov vid yeah no so it's like i was with her for like two years man so it's all of it wow it is pov like i'm there eating her out like this I'm so fucking like, I'm all face in it. I was dumb, I didn't even think about that at the time. Yo, I was slidin' out man. Respect dude, respect to you. Okay, alright, that's a beautiful little detour to take. Now back to the matter at hand.

So you're basically like, and you said this isn't like forever, is it like a time period where you're getting residuals? Or is this like- So it's like a few years But after that like because the settlement was real clear like she don't have to pay me after a minute Gotcha. Oh So it's like it ain't really like a long time thing. It's just the real question is like how do I come clean bro? Cuz like the girl I'm with right now. She hates this bitch like With a passion this is crazy cause like she knows

I had an only friends with her so. Oh. I'm like, if you don't know I get paid from that. It's like, this is just like in the past. Well look, effectively it is in the past. You know what I mean? Like, like look, if she knows and she like, then you've, you've done the hard work. Like like the that's over with you know what I mean like

Like in fact it would be fucking weird if she was mad that you were getting Compensated for the work you did you know what I mean like it's not enough It's enough to look it's one thing being only fans like would she be happier if you were Literally like taking advantage of like if you were treated if you were like softly sex trafficked is that better than if you got paid for what you actually did so I don't like what's that what's even the can I ask if she knows you have an OnlyFans I guess it's within the realm of she would assume you got paid for it. So what's even the like Do you just feel is this this Catholic guilt coming up now that you're just like you feel guilty for her

Not knowing that you have like, you know 80k of pussy eating money in the bank. Oh It ain't even that man. I'm just kind of scared her like Real talk that I can't even bring her up. Yeah, we it'll be like, Oh, go get your wife, bro. Go get your wife. So you like a domineering woman, huh? You like a woman that's either going to slut you out or fucking control your life. Yeah, I got, I got no will of my own.

This is what I think incognito like how, you know, you said you got a 70 K settlement, how long will these checks be coming in? How big are they going to be? Cause I think like, I think like if in a couple months you're going to get like a hundred bucks here and there, it's like, man, you don't even got to say shit. I don't think you have to say shit. Yeah. But, but if it's like, you know, if you've got like a a windfall you're getting like a hundred K coming in like every few months or something

that's a that feels a little harder to hide from the person you're dating right right and I don't know but you know if you're just getting broken off a little shit here and there. I don't know I don't think you need to So it's like I got like two years left on this settlement, bro. But like the thing is I feel like if I tell her after, like it's worse cause like that's going to be like, Oh, I was really holding back and we had like a four month mark right now. So I feel like maybe now is the time to like come clean.

And maybe see, see if she's cool with it. But then, like if she's not, I mean, I don't wanna lose her because like she's also really bad at this, bro. Yeah. Bro, but here's the thing. What I don't understand is, if she says she's not cool with it, what do you do?

Give the money back? Like, you're not doing anything new. You're just being paid for the work you did like I just really don't understand what? Like what do you see as the as the bat as the worst-case scenario like what do you like? She she looks through your fucking bank account It is like where's all this money coming from and then you have to lie about selling crack You're like oh, it's not what it looks like. I actually take advantage of children. I forgot to say I worked like I got a job like to keep appearances. Right. I

don't want to keep doing this. I don't I don't really need to like I've worked but I don't really need to like I work but I don't really live off this business like right is just a waste of my time so right like I feel like I'm saying like I'm living a double life I see I see well look dude okay so your options then basically are keep a job or could or tell your scary girlfriend where your money comes from. And by the way, by the way, you're going to have to have a job in two years, dude. Maybe it's time to think about some long term financial planning.

You know, like I made sixty thousand dollars this year. I'm fucking rich. You're not going to be able to fuck for, you know, fuck for a living forever. Maybe you can if you want. Maybe you go back after, you know, the two years around. Has your new girl expressed any interest in starting an only fans? Maybe that's a solution. Then you set up a little money laundering scheme. You launder the residual money. Like an NFL head coach who's still getting paid after he got fired from the last team and he signs a new contract. residual money like an NFL head coach who's still getting paid after he got fired from the last team

He signs a new contract No, so my like see so the girl I'm with right now she like a she's like a fitness like influence and type shit So she's like yes her money like off ID and advertising But she's not down to like fuck on my exes is wild though. She was like crazy. She sounds cool I I kind of I have to tip my hat to you because you basically have fucked like the two types of girls that Men everywhere get horny to on Instagram is like fitness influencers with their whole ass cheeks, they're wearing those leggings that split their ass cheeks in two.

I should, yeah. And then like OnlyFans girls. So salute to you for living every man's dream, man. Yeah, well, I really feel identified with you because, bro, like, I think there was an episode where you were talking about like the gym girls Yes, like a lot of men don't find don't find them appealing when they like muscular and shit, but then that shit gets me going That's awesome. Absolutely. You're you're on to something there. Yeah, dude. I guess the overall thing is like

You're gonna have to have a fucking job, bro Like who gives it like you're not what are you gonna, like, not work? And then what do you do after that? So just, like, pick a job now. And, like, look, if you wanna take a couple months off, and she's like, well, where the fuck's your money come from? You could just be like, look, I'm still getting some OnlyFans money.

Like, you know, I'm still, she owed it to me, there's a settlement, I'm still getting paid out. It'd be different if you were, dude if yours, you know on the side Sneaking and still doing only fans that's different But you know, you're not you're just getting paid for your work and really the bigger issue is you just don't want to have a fucking job That's the your actual call boils there. It's not even about your girlfriend It's the call this question should be like how long before how long can I live off only fans money before needing a real job yeah you don't need relationship advice you need like

career advice I think I think honestly for you like just because you have the experience in this dude think of how you can start making some money off fucking Instagram or something what kind of of account can you get going? Solo OnlyFans you're beating off. Start like start like go go fucking reviewing like Costco products and. No, man, don't say no, I don't. I don't have a phone at all, bro. Like my girl, my ex girl, he blew up on six talking and that like

like we was making like little cash and really what we were doing. Oh, wow. It was like after that she blew up Tasting me and I didn't know But I don't have like a phone. Oh, that's awesome that you were just fucking doing only fans for the love of the game Even these small ass creators like they still bang like yeah for sure I mean dude, it's I mean look I saluted if they're like there's a way for women to like like it's like men's horniness is is a cleaner source of energy than the Sun like you will never you will never run out of horny motherfuckers so good for them for finally I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Is is a cleaner source of energy than the Sun like you will never you will never run out of horny motherfuckers So good for them for finally hard. I love this call We always tell people like who are like should I try only fans were like oh, it's a lot more work than you think Maybe it really is then maybe people do just fucking it is this fucking idiot lucked into it He just didn't have the self-esteem to say no. I don't want to fuck on camera because he was fucking the hottest girl he's ever fucked and then two years

later go ahead this childhood friend of mine like i like i would have never been able to bag her either yeah yeah yeah yeah dude so look get a fucking job stick with a job. If ever you make a splashy purchase and you feel like you have to tell your girlfriend, or look, even if you just feel like you need to come clean for yourself and just be like, look, I have a little extra money, I'm just getting, it's just residuals from the early fans, I'm not doing anything weird, say it,

you're at the point where it sounds like this relationship might take the next step and keep getting serious and you want to know if there's going to be a deal breaker or not. I don't, there's no world that I see where it's a deal breaker since she already knows about it, so mainly, don't be a fucking idiot and just keep a job. You're not going to be able to keep this up forever. Yeah, like halfway through the call I realized that this really about me dog.

Yeah, good man. That's what the show's about. But I am scared of her. Like she's like that and she's real mad. Clearly you're a coward. We get that man. You will need money in two years This money sounds like Long term it's just a blip. So yeah, he's like, hey, I just killed this golden goose and I'm having a delicious dinner right now I can probably just eat this goose forever, right? All right Alright man, well hey, we're happy to hear it and send us the link man, we want to see your penis.

Hey, I don't know about all that, but alright, thank you man. Good luck incognito, you're a cool guy. We fuck with you Ben. Take care. Yeah, take care. Damn. Hilarious guy. We fuck with you Ben. Take care. Yeah. Take care. Damn. Hilarious guy. That guy's definitely not a contender for the Incel Hall of Fame.

No, no. Although who knows? We should have known what he was up to before this girl made him do pornography. Because he actually might have been like, rookie of the year. He's like one of those guys that has an incredible rookie year and then like blows his shoulder out and never finds his true promise. But we'll always have that one year Yeah, good for this guy, man. That was fucking awesome. I love incognito