Stavvy's World - Bonus #121 - Bus Boys Vol. 1 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld The boys are back checking in from The Dreamboat Tour!! Our camera operator Big D*** Saxon and tour health czar Straight George join the pod for the first volume of our illustrious new road series BUS BOYS to discuss Saxon being able to access running water thanks to this gig, George's mandate of making sure Stav doesn't gain weight on this tour go-around, the Jimmy John's CEO, Stav's bad roommate habits, Stav stealing George's dad's spoons and bowls, and much more. Saxon, George, Stav and Eldis help callers including a man who hates that his wife has held onto a portrait of her painted by her ex, and a newly single dude whose wifed-up buds don't invite him to anything since he broke up with his girl. Watch Surviving The Last Road Weekend, a short chronicle of Stav's final road weekend in 2023 that was camera operated by Saxon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXwPwAl4dco 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Watch LET'S START A CULT (Saxon was a camera operator on this too!) on Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lets-start-a-cult-1f157c44-3840-4f01-8863-bb6afa472a0b ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, Stobby. Thanks for taking the call. Hey, esteemed guest. Hey, Elvis. Thanks for your combined wisdom. I have a wonderful wife of 10 years. I have two great kids. I am I'm a very blessed man. Nice. is one thing in my marriage that makes me insane. Long before I was in the picture, a man painted a portrait of my wife, and she has kept it. It's in our house. I hate this thing. I wanna burn it. I want to run it over

with the car you know I don't want this thing in my in my home I don't think for a second that my wife would ever leave me or cheat on me but I hate that there's a portrait of my wife in my home painted by a Former lover Is that like am I justified there not really or Do I just need to get over it? I mean absolutely Get over it like does she talk about this like, okay, would I be pumped? I Don't know that I'd be pumped. It has a thought bubble drawn in be like I've never been fucked this good in my life Like you said before like good art is good art. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, totally good art is good. It's like

now would it is do I I empathize here because a we all know our partner like everybody's fucked somebody else It's not a big deal. You have to get over that but no, but it the fact that you have a physical totem and reminder of somebody fucking your wife is It's not ideal right like I you you're okay to be a like we're not calling you fully crazy but you also do need to get over it I think like what do you like he said he's there's no other problems no other you are creating a problem by making this thing by like like you kind of give it like imagine saying that to your wife like what do you think she would say I don't know I think oh go ahead no please no no you know please I was just

gonna say I empathize with this guy much more than you do stuff okay it would piss me off this would be this would definitely it doesn't matter if it's even a nude or not I mean it matters a little to me. I'd be more pissed off It was a nude. He said portrait which to me is like Yeah, but I don't actually if it's just a nice pig What if a guy that fucked or took a cool picture of her and she put it up? Would you be mad at that? Is it just the effort? Is it just a reminder? I guess I guess you know Okay, you know what it is for me? Go ahead.

It would be different if it's a picture, because a picture is like, oh, look at this fun picture or something. The effort this guy put into it. The effort, the fact that it's like, it's imbued with. I want to preserve this piece of art that someone made to commemorate me.

And that would honestly piss me off. At first, it would be like what you're saying. We're like, this is annoying, but I can't really say shit. But now they're like married with two kids and you've just had to like have a reminder of this thing like every day in your home. I'm also wondering where is this thing hung up? Where is it displayed? Sure. Is she like, I think we should put this above our bed. Above her side of the bed. And I think, I think this guy's within his right to just be like, hey look, I know you like this picture of you or whatever. I'm not even like mad or jealous or feeling any type of way. I just don't like seeing this thing. It reminds me of your former lover.

How about I'm not even saying throw this thing out. I'm saying maybe it's time to put this thing in storage in the garage. Maybe it's time to think about posterity and preserve it. But put it in a place that's not as highlighted. Maybe put it in a wing of the home we don't use. Yeah, put it in the fucking kitchen. So only you see it. You know what I'm saying. Put it in the fucking laundry room. You fuck.

You got a picture of his cock in your wallet too. You fucking bitch. That's something like that. You think it elders. Yeah. Kind of imagine the conversation. Yeah. It would start measuring like I know you want to fuck it I know you think about it every fucking day Why else would you fucking keep it? That's that's what I think like I think he's in within his right to bring it up And I do think she is a bitch if she makes a big stink about it

Because it's like for her it's like what are you really fighting for here? Just be like, oh, yeah, whatever We just take this down. How it, though, if it's actually good? But if it is, no, I'm trying to go on your side here where I'm like, if it's like a mediocre, like if it's the level of sipping paint, if it looks like a bitch made a tree while she was driving cabernet. But if it's a beautiful portrait and it's just a matter of like, who cares? Who made it? It's a beautiful portrait of your wife. That's like, what if this thing is worth ten thousand dollars in terms of like

man hours and the talent of this guy? You know what I mean? Like if it's shitty, I'm full. You're winning me over. But if it's really good, then you're like... Then it gets a little... And then one other thing I'll say, and I want our panel to weigh in before it just is a point, counterpoint with me and Elvis. What's the statute of limitations on bringing this up, though? This has been here for so long.

What are you, nine years into a relationship? You're like, you know what? I've hated that fucking painting all day. That's another thing to consider. I could see it gnawing at you more and more over the years and just growing because you never brought it up. And you're like, at a certain point, it's like, doesn't this bitch fucking see how crazy it is

to still keep this thing up? Why is she just ignoring? Doesn't she know I'm pissed off? Like, I don't know. Did it sound like they talked about it? I don't know. That's what I'm saying off? Like, I don't know. I don't know. That's what I'm saying, Elders. It sounds like the classic. I feel like that's the question for me is like, there's a lot of questions. Like, yeah, how good is it? Yeah. What's her attachment to it? Right. Where is it hung up? Right. Like, I feel like it's worth a conversation.

Yeah. Of course. Because, yeah, I don't know. Like, if there was if it was a photo of her and that person Much different if it's a if it's a portrait of her in the person much different, but it's like a portrait of her Kind of shit back blown out and he's wearing he's got an armor on he looks awesome. He's fucking She's like I it's art you're being weird And she's like, I it's art. You're being weird. Our kids have to look at that. Yeah, but if it's her in a nice dress and it's like from here to here, it's like, I don't know. But go ahead. Sorry.

No, I think it's like, yeah, I think it's worth I mean, maybe a cop out answer, but like worth fucking talking about. You should talk about it. And but it is hard to I mean, I guess there's ultimately no statute of limitations. Something's bothering you in a relationship and you should bring it up and in fact we say this to where it's just like You should talk something bothers you you should talk about it as soon as possible, right? But it's the old thing of the best time the fucking planet tree is ten years ago

The second best time is today if this really is gnawing at you, now bring it up. My question is though, what if his wife is like, what if, okay, let's say this is a beautiful portrait, right? She has no attachment to the guy. She just thinks it's a nice portrait. Like, again, think about like, okay, think about the girlfriend we just, the girlfriends we mentioned from college.

If my girlfriend from college from 10 years ago who I see is someone who's like if I saw her today it would be nice to catch up there's no romantic you know what I mean it's like yeah it's an old friend as far as I'm concerned if that girl painted some fucking portrait of me that was awesome or just like made me a gift or something right that I displayed like is it worse that it's a portrait? What if this guy made her a fucking sculpture made her a fucking vase or some shit if a girlfriend of that level Gave me something nice. I just thought it was a cool piece of art to put in my house and my wife was like The this is disrespectful that you have this in our house

I'm like from that girl the girl from 15 years ago? So that also matters too. Because if this is something that she does, and she probably doesn't, right? She obviously has no, I would hope, has no romantic, this isn't like a romantic thing for her. Then, what if she's like, that's kind of weird. I think the hard thing here is they could both be right. He could be right to say, this makes me feel weird.

And she could be right to be like, okay, that feels a little immature. You know what I mean? Like I'm a little worried that that is what's gonna happen here, right? But you never, and then maybe, you know what, but you're right, Sax, they gotta talk about it because even if they are an impasse then they can say you know what?

We both have valid viewpoints here. We don't agree and maybe then it's like it goes in the fucking like, you know Yeah, George would probably suggest when he goes out of town. She can put it up. Yeah She looks at it longing I think you're right. I think it's like both like, I think he is valid to feel that way. Yeah, if you feel that way, you feel that way. But I also like, it's kind of, there's some novel, like I don't have a portrait of me.

Right, right, right. That is cool, that is cool. I'd probably keep it. Do you remember my, I literally do have a portrait of me. Oh yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah, it's like a fat, like my high school girlfriend. It's somewhere. I have no idea.

We have to find it. No, no, I don't have it. It was hanging up in a house. It was hanging in Arbutus, Maryland for years. But I wonder if we could still find it. That'd be so. Yeah, definitely gone. They probably knock on the door. Who the fuck is this guy?

We should go knock on the door. It's been literally 15 years of college kids. It could be, though, that that would be the kind of thing. It's go, who the fuck is this guy? We should go knock on the door. It's been literally 15 years of college kids. It could be though. That would be the kind of thing. It's like, who's that fat guy? You know what I mean? It was a party house that kept getting passed down from different friends. It's your godchildren. But I would say to this guy, right? I would say, yes, we are on your side here, but think about this, and what kind of ex is this? If you feel super secure in a relationship, like think about the test I just applied about your college girlfriend, like think about an ex that's so, so far in the rear view,

to think of them romantically is kind of insane, right? Is this the kind of ex we're talking about? If so, I would say drop it. If there's no anything and you're just, you're hung up Romantically is kind of insane right is this the kind of X we're talking about if so I would say drop it if there's no anything and you're just you're hung up on it's a reminder that somebody fucked your wife 20 years ago or 10 years ago They you gotta let that go. I am firmly. I'm planning my flag on if that's the only thing that's pissing you off You gotta let that go if there's some weird thing and they had some kind of whirlwind romance And he's maybe even like the one that got away or some weird shit Then I'm a little more on your side, but ultimately this is your decision pal

We get we really did look at this from every possible angle And you know you could go red pill Sula with it and say it's me or the painting you whore Also, if your wife is hot and her tits are out in the picture just send it to us. Yeah we will be well you know we should have we should start the Stavis world the Stavis world portrait gallery for cocked for paintings that make our listeners feel that would actually be awesome. Are there other paintings? This is the first one we've gotten. And we would love to display that. Like if you're a man who listens and you feel emasculated by a piece of art,

send it into us and we'll display it. Any art whatsoever. Any art whatsoever. It doesn't have to be a painting. The gallery. No, it does not have to. It's just mixed media. So yeah, good luck little buddy.