Stavvy's World - Bonus #123 - Asad Benbow and Geo Yankey [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Asad Benbow and Geo Yankey join the pod to discuss getting your heart broken in Milan, Craigslist trysts, getting carjacked, and much more. Asad, Geo and Stav help callers including a guy whose wife gave him a hall pass after she cheated on him, and a man whose life fell apart after getting clap-induced arthritis on a random date. Follow Asad Benbow on social media: https://www.instagram.com/tmntsadi/ Follow Geo Yankey on social media: https://www.instagram.com/geolikerock/ 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I tried to make a documentary about him getting his car stolen. Okay. And it was just fucking terrible. Like... Hahahaha! I would try to be funny in my class and everybody else is serious. It was always bad. I felt so fucking bad, bro.

I would snore in every movie so loud. Yeah, damn. He was there when my car got stolen. Yeah, it got stolen by this guy with one leg. Oh, wow. Yeah, deadass. How did that happen? Whoa, the one leg thing kind of put you off your guard, right?

So wait, he like took it from you, huh? He took it from you Craigslist, okay. No, but was it it wasn't like by you know, like you didn't beat me up. Yeah I've had a chance. Yeah. Okay. What happened was okay. He was sitting in the car with me Wow Okay, well, let me see you were selling the car. I was selling no not Craigslist I would have been crazy gotcha Facebook Marketplace for market. That's that's reasonable. Yeah. Yeah, you're put your dick on Facebook Marketplace. No But what do you call it now I'm met him on there started texting to me from his actual number Mm-hmm, and it was I so everything seemed valid and then one night I'm like you know I'm just out doing spots and shit so I texted him we were supposed to meet but I was like I don't know what time I'm getting home so I texted him like yo I'm on my way home right now it's like 1 a.m. so we can meet

tomorrow he's like nah I could actually pull up right now Wow they ever want to sell a car at 1 a.m. It seems so fucking fried No that was fried but no there's three reasons why I did it though No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm the muscle. Sure, sure, sure. But sure, you have somebody there. Okay, I got you. And I live two blocks from a police station. Like, there's a hill and then you can see the police station from my block.

Okay. Interesting. And also, it's like, this dude has one leg. Yeah. And how did you know that before you know that before he told me he was like oh I'm fucking just FYI yeah cuz cuz I was asking him to come to my area before he was like no I'm actually I can't get around and hop over there yeah no now if I see it was a whole bunch of shit happened after this yeah

wait what okay let's stick to the narrative. So it's 1 AM. 1 AM. He pulls up at like 2 30. To your apartment in the Bronx. Yeah. OK. We were both sitting in like,

You're both hanging out. We're both hanging out, but I was asleep. I was asleep. We were in the car. I didn't even know what the fuck. I woke up, and I just see some guy being like, yo, like, get out the car. Like, OK.

And then I was like, oh, like, all right, you selling the car. Like, I'm about to just go Inside and eat my Popeye's You know that you didn't even go inside by yourself. I was like yo I got Like any came with his girlfriend And he's like yo they took the car girlfriend They're like, oh, okay, actually we're actually just gonna take this and you're like

Like what happens? Well, long story short He got in the driver's seat his girlfriend got in the passenger seat and I got in the back seat already dumb idea But I'm on my guard is off this dude is parallel How is that? How is the like transaction supposed? What were you trying to sell it for? I was selling it for a band and a pound of weed. Okay So you couldn't get the cops involved. So it was illegal as hell. No, no, no. It wasn't that illegal. I had a title. Yeah, but you can't be like, officer, I was, somebody took my microwave. I was going to trade him for one sex traffic child. That's so fucking funny. Did he have any of that?

No, I was holding the weed in my hand. I saw him count the cash too. Wow. So it was a last minute finesse. They were like, this guy's a fucking idiot. They were like, we're just going to keep this. It was like a spur of the moment. Like, fuck it, let's just keep it

Can we switch places so you can show me the blinkers you know those complicated to work blinkers Terrible idea, but you also gotta think about me going in. I'm like this is some paralyzed dude with his pregnant girlfriend. He had one leg, he was fat. His girlfriend was pregnant right? He's a fat dude with one leg and his girlfriend is pregnant. Yo fuck his fuck. I hope that baby comes out with fucking something.

Maybe not the baby. The baby's innocent man. I hope that shit comes out. That shit's gonna come out Indian bro. Maybe not the baby Bloodline be cursed forever No, but yes, obviously I step out he did it and yeah, okay But like did you know the thing is he opened his door and I also I step out he slams it I jump on the back of the car Wow, it's a Nissan Altima. I he hit the gas on me. I flipped off that bitch. Why? You know have my easy zone so I was actually I got more tight about my shoes in the moment

But then I'm like, I'm just watching drive off. I'm like damn they got me But I told you I live like two blocks from police station so I went inside got him we walked two blocks up. Did he report? Yeah I still file to report. Okay. Okay. Cause it's like I don't got to tell them about the weed.

Of course, of course, of course. You know? You're right they have your car and he can make it up. Yeah. Sure. So um we file I go there I give them his number they come back and show me like yo this him? They show me a pic like he was apparently he was on probation for stealing somebody else's car So and I only found this out cuz they caught him two days later, that's crazy they caught him

And then like they brought my car back, but then he got two tickets on my car in that time And then like they brought my car back, but then he got two tickets on my car in that time So you're still out like a hundred three hundred three hundred bucks I've never paid them so, you know, yeah I got rid of that car right and I drive a different car now But um, yeah, we went to Well, I had to go to parole court because he was on parole for stealing somebody else's car. And then I get a call one day from like, the DA calls you and asks you what happens,

the parole officer calls you and asks what happens. And then I get a call. And when you get a call from the DA, it's like a block number. So I get a call, Martin Luther King Day. The next day we're supposed to go to court. Martin Luther, that's like a federal holiday. so I get a call. It's like oh Actually your court date has been moved to a different time and place. It's his shorty on the phone

They did almost get me but i i was the federal holiday is interesting yeah that's how they're too dumb to realize that and also i asked her can you send me an email i was asking certain questions and i was like oh no this is this is something something's up yeah because i was like can you send me an email with this information and she's like oh we actually can't send emails from the office i'm like oh you can't send an email I'm like, hey, what the fuck is in the email? So that's what I knew. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, so next day he came to court with me.

Nice. And then, well, we're walking, well, like, we had to go find the court. You called him a bitch. Yeah, I did call him a bitch. I want that on the record. No, on the record he's a bitch. I want that on the record I don't know if you are not. Oh, I don't know you got me saying the guys are bitches in that bet I will maybe let him let it die. Yeah, let it be gone. We'll beep it out if you want I'll they have a they changed no now fuck him

They have a these chains now fuck him We're taking your other fucking leg Actually, I don't want to be the black guy We're fucking looking for you motherfucker But when we rounded the corner died down When we rounded the corner I saw him sitting there with his shorty and they looked surprised to see me because I made them think I wasn't coming. And then I got close to him and I was like, you're a bitch. Because he's not going to get up.

Of course. His one leg. And then he says to me, you're a rat. Like we were in on this shit together. You're a rat. Yeah, that's what you said. You're a rat like we were in on this year I was like, I hope they take your leg in jail. Yeah And they didn't say anything yeah told on me me Came and told me later what I like what what are you not allowed to be rude to the guy who stole your car?

Yeah, but he's did he get he got he got community service Where the God I had an old black outfit in my car Yeah, cuz I got when they gave me back my car. Yeah dumbass left his social security information His dumbass left his social security information. I had his full name and address, everything. I have it in my phone still. So I was gonna do something about it. But then he stopped me. It's probably for the best.

It is for the best. It is for the best but I was very mad. I was very mad because I just got fucking played. You wouldn't be here to tell the story today, man. Nah, I would was over here. I was over here.