Stavvy's World - Bonus #124 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 2 (Ontonio Kareem) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Starting point is 00:00:00 Stavi, the eldest, got a bit of a dilemma as far as the workplace goes. I work on a yacht with a crew of four people. I'm the first mate, and my buddy is the captain. His fiance is the chef, and they've been together for about 15 years, and they're going to be married later this year. And they just hired a stewardess this young lady who quickly after getting hired she started making those googly eyes at the captain and eventually the captain came up to me and confided in me that he started hooking up with the stewardess and Told me that I was the only one that he was going to tell.

Starting point is 00:00:46 So now I'm in a moral conundrum because on one hand, if I tell the fiancee, the chef, about what's going on, since I'm the only one that knows, the captain will know and will probably fire me, which I would hate because this is a lucrative job I love what I do for a living but on the other hand I can't keep looking this lady in the eyes knowing that I'm keeping a secret from her. Come on dude. You being pussy bro. I don't like this guy. He he sounds like he works on a boat.

Starting point is 00:01:27 Come on dude. What are we talking about here? This isn't your sister. This isn't like... Are you out your mind? Man, it's your friend. It's your friend. Law of the sea, man. The job is easy. He's a captain of a yacht like well like it's first of all this is crazy on his part to be fucking an employee when you're on like a seven person staff with your fiance now here's the reason you let just for pure self-preservation you can't say anything but also it really it comes down to like

Starting point is 00:02:00 the mind your business the mind your business, the mind your business general theory here, where it's like, you don't wanna get mixed up in this. You don't know how it's gonna go. It's not like you say something and she's like, thank you so much. First of all, he hasn't told anybody else, right? So he could deny it, and then she probably believes her fucking fiance over you.

Starting point is 00:02:23 You get fired either way. And then the other thing is fucking fiance over you you get fucking you get fired either way And then the other thing is let's say he gets caught and he he says well he knew this whole time First of all who gives a fuck second of all you could lie and say no I didn't he didn't tell anybody else who fucking cares This isn't your fucking business at all of course it sucks but it's also your job is at stake here does your livelihood matter less than your obligation to someone who is a co-worker really dude who I mean like it sucks don't get me wrong I would feel bad and your friend whatever you feel angry you should be angry at your friend for putting you in this situation If he was a gentleman, he would quietly fuck this woman without involving you in this right captain like behavior

Starting point is 00:03:12 He's put his you know, he is not going down with his ship. He's trying to bring you down with him You're trying to go for the lifeboat. He's like, come on, man. Let's just chill another perspective, bro It's just if I could do of course of course Bro, the man took 15 years to marry this lady She's just quietly chopping scallions over there in the kitchen 15 years on a boat. He's been fucking stewardess. Some women are okay with that.

Starting point is 00:03:51 She cooking, she got a boat, she all right, bro. You never know. That is, that's exactly why I say mind your business. Cause you don't know what else is going on here. You don't know what their rhythm is. You don't know. It like, it's just, there's nothing to gain from this Your friend put you in a fucking weird position

Starting point is 00:04:09 But come on man. The only downside is you have trouble looking her in the eyes you fuck her too. Yeah try and fuck her Try and fuck one or both of these women who cares, but like you can't all seen below deck Who cares? But like you can't. We've all seen below deck. They make it work. Those people are a mess. But yeah bro, you can't. This is just, especially the fact that you love your whole... Like, now look, if you... I'm also...

Starting point is 00:04:36 It's the morally, I guess, on some planet, this is the absolute... If you were like a priest or something, this is the moral thing to do but you love your job what you're gonna blow up your entire life because your friend is a scumbag and is make you feeling a little guilty it's crazy dude then you become you become part of the collateral damage of this guy getting pussy and by the way he's gonna be fine. He'll still be captain like you're like There's no he if anyone is the enemy it's kind of him for forcing this on you

Starting point is 00:05:11 But just fucking let it go dude who cares? Sucks, but whatever he disappointed me I know also think about if you let this out Think about where that news comes out on a yacht on the sea like that Chaos who knows what that situation yeah that you know you're stuck with each other Yeah, dude could get ugly no it could get ugly fucking stupid idea

Stavvy's World - Bonus #124 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 2 (Ontonio Kareem) [PATREON PREVIEW]

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