Stavvy's World - Bonus #125 - Kush Bussers Vol. 1 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

The phoenix rises from the kush ashes. The Kush Brothers are FINALLY back to educate the people on the world’s biggest current events with a high-definition-ass rendition of the series: KUSH BUSSERS. In this first volume, founding Kush Brother Jamel Johnson, our videographer Big D*** Saxon, superproducer Eldy (who forgot to record audio for the first 17 minutes) and Stavvy come at you from the Smokers Lounge on the motherfreaking Dreamboat Tour bus. The boys dive deep into important stories like a nurse who twerked on her patients for internet clout, a dad who got big mad and shot his son’s peewee football coach for not giving him enough play time, and much more. They then go on to help callers including a dude who suspects either his dad or brothers of cheating after his mom found a mystery condom at the family’s vacation house, and a woman dating a man who she is very attracted to but who still hasn’t made a move after five dates. Follow Jamel Johnson on social media: https://www.instagram.com/broccolihouse https://twitter.com/NonProfitComic Thank you to Jo from Patreon for the sick Kush Bussers Vol. 1 graphic we used in the video!! Check out his art: https://www.instagram.com/jo_man89/ 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, Stavvy. I'll just- Yeah, I called once before, but I didn't think I said it very well. Um, so basically here's the situation I'm in, is that my parents kind of like own a vacation home, and um, I was like drinking at a bar and I brought a lady over there once, and I just, you know, kind of had some fun. P-p-pussy getting, check, check check check and like so apparently my my in-law my sister-in-law text me like hey be honest did you you know do something with a girl at the vacate your parents vacation house I was just like oh yeah that was me so then my mom texted me and she just sends me a picture of a rapper, like a condom rapper.

Wow. This guy's... Just like that. I didn't say this, but it's not one I've ever used before. Oh, interesting. It's not a brand I recognize. I've never used it. This is a nice twist.

But I copped to it. I was just like, oh yeah, that was me. I brought a girl over there, that sort of thing. And they just kind of don't... She just didn't like it because she was just like, oh, you know, that sort of thing. And they just kind of don't. She just didn't like it because she was just like, oh, you know, I shouldn't bring Pete. You shouldn't do that in my house.

You know, I'm out there. I don't even live in the area anymore. And here's the thing. I'm like the only single guy that has access to it. The only other guys that have a key to the place is my dad or one of my two brothers or my two brothers and all those guys are married. Juicy, juicy, juicy.

So I guess my question is should I just like let sleeping dogs lie? Because like the only people who actually know it wasn't me is the person that did it and me and I don't know who did it it could be my dad could be my or one of my two brothers and why should I try and figure out who it is exhaust on the pen so big it's like one of them fucking Honda Civics with the big ass. Just let this be. I'd like to hear your advice on this one. Very interesting stuff. That's a challenger. How do you find out which of your male relatives is a dirtbag? Two brothers or dad. It's like Clue.

And you don't have any, see I think you'd be... Careful stuff. Well, you know what dog? Lift that thing up before you... I think you'd have careful stuff. Well, you know what dog lift that thing up before you I think you'd have some idea That's well, you know what that I actually would me and my brothers don't hang out all the time. But yeah If this happened, I have one I think I would I have one who I am choosing It was it was you you know if you had to pick for sure. Well, first of all, my dad is the answer Sure. Well, first of all, my dad is the answer. I guess I actually would be kind of shocked if either of my brothers cheated on their wives. Sure. Both a good. You know, they're both in.

But yeah, I mean, now I'm thinking about if this were applied to my family, who everyone would guess. It's not necessarily cheating, right? Like they could have gone there with their wives? That's fascinating. That's interesting. You know what? If there's like a TBS show, that's the twist. Didn't he say first one of his sister-in-laws called him,

then his mom called him? Who didn't call? Which one didn't call? The other sister-in-law. So one of his sister-in-laws already knows about this condom Right kind of assumed it was like him already So now that's beautiful like that shows you what a beautiful soul saxon is that he considered that even for one second

These guys can be having marital sex secretly a crazy way to It's possible that it way to spice up your marriage. That's what I'm saying. If this was like a sitcom, it would be like, who's cheating? And then at the end, it would be like, the parents go and fuck there. And it's like a cute, like, ooh, they're keeping the spice alive.

Oh, we've been ever since my hip surgery. I've been. Because the sister found the condom. Right. So they blamed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's super, yeah,. NBC must see TV vibes. Yeah. I don't I would though. I think I'm there's no way I'm not asking

about this. Oh yeah. We got to get to the bottom of it. No way I'm not trying to figure this out. Just like, Hey, you know anything about this? Or how do you find out what type of condoms they're using? Oh, snoop around your brothers. Yeah, maybe. But here's the thing, though. If they're married, OK, if they're married,

you fuck your wife with a condom? That's how they spice it up. That's nuts. Maybe. Because the wife could not be on birth control or something. Yeah, what if you're not trying to have a kid? Maybe they're not trying to have a kid. Your wife heavy Catholic vibes.

I guess that's possible. I mean, I guess I've been you know what? I guess I've been in a relationship. Like don't use condoms. That's like when they're being nasty. They are. Okay. That's right.

I never say a word for that's right. A dummy. Okay, sounds good shit I ever said. That's probably the dumbest shit I ever said. I'm just like, well, OK, sounds good. I'm fried. So, so, oh, fuck. I mean, yeah, I'm doing some research here. Yeah, I mean, you got to listen, bro. Go gumshoe mode, put the trench coat on,

get a magnifying glass, figure this out. I guess for each each family is different, but I would be talking about this with my brothers. Yeah. I would be like, I mean, you could play it, you could slow play it and be like, mom got pissed at me, I was getting pussy at the beginning. Kind of play it that way, see what their whole vibe is.

Like. See, I mean, my brothers, we wouldn't talk about it. But based off other conversations we have had, would be like you fucking right you're doing some shit But if so this happened to you you wouldn't directly talk to like yeah, I guess I would I would have to Yeah, what if what if it does it what if he does it like what it was him he just forgot the condom But if he does it like whatever was him, he just forgot the condom. Yeah. I was thinking that too. I feel like I've used a condom and not known what brand it was.

For sure. Anyway, sorry. It's dark usually. Yeah. Yeah, and wasn't he out drinking? Yeah. So he could have been drunk. Yeah, he probably brought some weird condoms.

Are you sure this isn't you, man? It's some Memento shit. Were you going to say something else? Sorry. What was I going to say? I don't human. Oh shit. It is something else. Sorry. What was I gonna say. I don't know. My dick is big. No. No. Next question.