Stavvy's World - Bonus #131 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 4 (Casey James Salengo) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade taps Casey James Salengo from his stable of lunatics for the fourth installment of McDade’s Maniacs. Casey discusses new special WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, growing up white trash in upstate NY, bringing a pickle to show and tell, praying for pubes as a wee lad, his hilarious uncle, and much more. Casey, JP and Stav help callers including a guy whose brother planned a last-minute wedding one month before his, and a man who feels emasculated by a toy he got to spice things up with his wife. Watch Casey James Salengo’s special WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE on Youtube now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHm_VdaGHD8 Follow Casey James Salengo on social media: https://www.instagram.com/caseyjsalengo https://x.com/caseyJsalengo https://www.tiktok.com/@caseyjsalengo  Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, I've been with my wife Jesus 20 almost 22 years. Okay this entire time I've been her first At least I believe to be her first now already already don't like it And I was express before her now my dick is like my pictures nice dude. Hey now throughout time I've always known today a Saturday, but your dick is gonna be better Saturday your dick's gonna be better than that one one day I finally just got sick over that fright fell out Lose on after 22 years. I'm like

Fucking cool screw What in course true it a small dick wasn't getting hard. I believe you say No, I thought I think he's I think he said something like his dick popped out when they were fucking. Like it couldn't stay in. Okay, interesting. Well, whatever. He's also, what is this, a fucking gold prospector?

Oh, look at that! I've been with my girl 22 years now. There's five things dicks in them heels. That's good push up on him now! So I got on the internet and I started finding these things called Cock sleeves. Cock sleeves, okay. Which, simultaneously gained me, I don't know, two and a half inches and like an inch in girth.

Interesting. And we've been using it for, I don't know, five months, six months. And our sex has never been better and I was at least able to tell her. With a cox sleeve, huh? Or talk to her and go, you know, hey, is this better? What should I obviously want? Is that gonna be here? You know, our sex life is better than it has ever been

We met when I was 19 issues 18 and with a bang ever since nice. That's pretty cool I got this thing and I bought several of them are going on kind of weird shit now but I'd always heard that the Your dick sound means more stick in the house and my dick definitely the tiny stick in the crib What does that mean your son has a bigger dick? Yeah, what is he talking about? Is there a bigger dick man living in the house? And he sounds like he's an old saint

You know, you can't have the small stick in the house I know I shouldn't be saying all this but I've had some corn mash this evening Oh my god, nobody says that Telling tales at a school I'm not gonna lie, I've had some corn mash I've had some corn mash I've had some corn mash nobody says that you know it turns my wife on it makes me come knowing she's coming and it's better than a dildo or her fucking around on somebody else at least I am present in the sex okay am I

fucking weird but more importantly I would like to know my cooking myself By wanting a piece Because of me, but we are having the best sex of our lives after 22 I finally put it together. This is toxic masculinity. I finally put it together. I'm pleasing my wife. It's bad, right? Yes, he is comparing his cock with the sleeve on.

He doesn't consider that his own dick. He thinks it's a different guy. He thinks it's a different dick. Hey, get out of here. Damn it. Hey, get out of here. It's like a dog looking in the mirror and not realizing it's him.

That's him looking at it. What's his name? What's my, what's this thing? What's this thing? You black son of a bitch. Jesus Christ. He's barking, it's a dog barking at the mirror, doesn't realize it's him. You're so stupid.

First of all, how did it take you two and a half minutes to say that? Buddy. Second of all, come on dude, what are you fucking, yes, you're absolutely, this is toxic masculinity. This is also just dick insecurity to the absolute max. Which is understandable, I think we need to be more understanding. Using a cox sleeve like this would be an example of taking advice that someone like, that you might get on this show.

I'd love, I'm gonna look, I'm googling cox sleeve right now. I didn't know it was a thing, I would love a little girth at it. I've been tying ham around it. This call just bought four coxle leaves. Brother, I'll put it on your tab. I'll pay it back later. No, dude, I got you, man. Thanks, bro. No, here's the thing is I take...

Oh, wait a second. Hold on, hold on. I've had so many dick problems. I'm actually... They're huge. I actually... and now I'm actually... I see what he's saying. This is the dick your dick goes inside. Oh, yeah What he was describing I was imagining something like mainly on the tip No, I was you know what I was thinking for real was like a sling you put your cock in

So something that kind of like get the and your balls. Like pegging base. They kind of like strength, like almost like an extended cock ring that puts more blood flow. I see, I see. So okay. I was picturing like Adam Iverson's sleeve. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're getting tight and strict and stuff. Yes, a compression sleeve, but your head is out. I'm actually with you, this is weird, I would never do this. Yeah. That one looks like the gun from Halo. But your head is out. I'm actually with you. This is weird. I would never do this Feel good for you. Yeah, I don't I don't know if he feels anything in this but you know, he could beat off after I love how the balls are out. How they have a little fucking, like look. It has balls.

Oh, that thing is like underwear. You put it up, you pull it up over your whole. Oh yeah, that's a whole underwear. Well, laundry day. This is all I have left, was my cock underwear. Oh no, see, okay, go down, I'll just, yeah, I guess I was thinking more of like, oh, go back.

That's graphic. I don't know about that. The one on the the left right there simulation and has kind of something like that Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. Let me tell you I take a lot of agro because I've got bad circulation She's my eat my diets horrible, and I have all these pituitary gland problems Yeah, so I've had a lot of traumatic experiences sure sure and my imagination is very powerful So my dick will suck in my body for women scares me at all sure sure and I've had a lot of traumatic experiences and my imagination is very powerful So my dick will suck in my body if a woman scares me at all And I've had some friends I've given them some and then like some of them been like my girlfriend was like mad Like all you need that and I said shut the fuck up. All right, whatever gets her off. It doesn't matter

I agree sex is hard and weird women. Yeah, you know, they just have a pussy. They just have to We can't spit on our dick and make it bigger and work better. Yeah, I know. I wish you could pour, you just pour lube in your pussy, it's wet. There's no like magic shell like ice. Like then you can just pour on your dick and it's hardened.

There is a liquid now. Down at the bodega, they got some medicine for you. Some salves. But this guy, all right, you've been married for 20 years years that indicates that you're maybe a little generation or two older than us Yeah, they are generations a little more comfortable with like hey you use whatever gadgets and gizmos enhance the experience. Yes totally fine There's nothing yes, I agree. There's nothing wrong with throwing this in the mix if you're net If you're regular dick never gets to fuck your wife, wife I saw I'm gonna stop that would be an issue. That's weird, but there's gotta be a set-up man closer situation And you're rubber dick

Yes, I'm John wetland before Mariano John wetland That's fun Yes, exactly. Yes. So okay. We're giving you a little more. We were we're jumping down your throat earlier Now we understand your your worries and look if this is part of it. That's fine What is your dick feel like are you having a good time? And by the way? No matter what we just said if you're having a good time then who cares at all And you said her coming makes you come.

I'm a similar thing where it's the woman, I don't mean to make myself sound like a good guy, like this is some kind of deep psychological thing, but a woman being pleased is what I want at a larger, it's led to me to horrible situations in my life. So if that's what you're enjoying, then fucking go for it, brother. And if you still wanna feel manly after you do it, and you know if she she busts you bust just be like

Go wash my sleeve Wash the sleeve you fuck You know so it's tough You probably shouldn't marry the first person you have sex with because it seems to be part of the problem where she might be one He might be thinking maybe she's wondering what bigger cocks are like I it's like my wife has had every size And she just find that she picked on the right one on mine If you're a guy if you're this guy and you're the one who also has the big hammer then the balls in your court

Too, you're good. Like that's you too. That's you know, the guy that she's gonna cheat on you with his you right? Yeah, how about that very sexy very interesting adopt a persona around the sleeve. Yeah Templeton Remove my cravat my dear He's an 18th century aristocrat for some reason. Would you like to come out with me and inspect the grounds? The grounds. Yeah, fuck your bitch in the bushes.

Ground and pound. Yeah. ["The Bachelorette"]