Stavvy's World - Bonus #133 - Live Call Show Vol. 26 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, I'm excited for this one. This is an awesome gambling question Don Kuz Are you there? Howdy, what's up, man? Tell us a little about your problem, but you know, we're excited We're off a hot three casino in a row run on tour and yeah, what's what's your big on gambling these days? Yeah Dude Good so like two weeks ago bro, I worked as like an outsourcing manager like for like marketing team. So a lot of the things that I would outsource come from So recently, you know, Don T kind of put some some tariffs that made my job a little put let's say put in some hot water in a good amount of my team kind of got let go.
Starting point is 00:00:59 And shit kind of sucked because I had just like done work to my car. I had just paid off the insurance for my car. Like a lot of car shit came up. Sure. And I wasn't really doing too hot before I got the guy. I kind of needed this job. However, you got fired. You said, you said it, you phrased it like a lot of my team let go. You, a made it seem like you were some kind of senior manager and Be made it sound like other people got let go but anyways, but you you lost your job as well
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah, 100% it was just more like I would have to reach out to a lot of like fulfillment companies like in China and like in Vietnam And then when the tariffs came up like our prices were going up day by day right and then they got to a point where my department specifically did like the quality checking and inventory for these things that were like kind of like imported in and now instead of the way the company has shifted is that instead of quality checking and folding in inventory
Starting point is 00:02:08 They send it straight to the consumer Mm-hmm. Okay, so The warehouse position so you work for team It was a wayfarer situation way up and shift those beds gotcha But essentially long story short, um, I had like a bunch of like old clothes that like You know like supreme and some like palace stuff and just things that were taking up space I wasn't really wearing anymore. So I sold that I got a severance check and I had a buddy kind of who was visiting from out of town
Starting point is 00:02:47 and we went we hit up the Eiffel Tower of Broward County Florida, aka the Guitar Hard Rock Casino. Oh yes. Oh yes. And one thing about those casinos especially like the Hard Rocks in South Florida, they don't really have like $5 tables. And I've gone gambling like once prior to this, but I do know how to play blackjack. So you're playing $20 hands of blackjack. We're like looking at like starting at 20 and then rolling it up to like about I Think the highest hand that I put in the highest hand that I put in that I made something off of Was like 250. Okay, and what about the one you didn't that you lost? Like like 370 $370 hand
Starting point is 00:03:42 Damn, okay. So okay. So you're here out there. You're like time to fucking double up this severance check And what happened buddy? So I came up awesome, okay, I genuinely Although that was a really big hit. Um, I got pretty lucky for like I'll say the first It was like it started ebbing and flowing and then really like ramping up and then I lost the engine and some people. But I kind of came out of it with enough money to kind of pay off my debt. It wasn't, it wasn't like a crippling amount, but it was definitely an amount that I definitely wish wasn't there whilst getting laid off. Yep.
Starting point is 00:04:33 But we've gone out of that. I'm up a little bit and I'm kind of looking at these like three options that I sort of have to spend between now and like the end of August. Okay and what are these options? So the first option is, so right now I'm trying to go to school for HEAC, or for hair condition. Love that, smart. I can do that and work a full-time job. I'll just have to do the HEAC at night. Okay. The difference with that, or I guess the issue I have with that is that I kind of want to have like a summer break. I kind of really don't want to like do it. Besides like go to school and maybe get like a part-time job.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah, just fix my car. Do like delivery or something like that. Okay. your something like that okay um but the thing is since losing my job I now don't have health insurance or dental insurance and I got like four wisdom teeth that like got no so what I'm kind of looking at is option two yeah is I don't do shit but have like a part-time job and go to school and then spend two weeks and go to like Columbia and get my wisdom teeth taken out.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Oh wow. And then come back. And that would run me up until like maybe July. The reason why August is such a deadline for us is that's realistically when I'd be done with school. You'd be done with school in August? You'd be done with HVAC? So I actually already went to school for HVAC. I went for an apprenticeship and also a father, my father's an immigrant, he does HVAC, he has his own company. What I'm looking to go to school for is more of a certificate
Starting point is 00:06:29 Rather than a license to do HVAC. It's more of a certificate to Kind of do the calculations for how much air conditioning a commercial building would need I see. Okay so so Yeah, I'm sorry, please. No. So those are your two options. Is there a third one? Yeah, so'm sorry, please. No, no. So those are your two options. Is there a third one? Yeah. So the third one is well, so I go to so let me finish this option too. I get my wisdom teeth taken out in Columbia and I come back with them fully healed around maybe July and then I would get a part time or a full time job while going to school as well.
Starting point is 00:07:02 That would kind of put me in a position where I get to enjoy half my summer not really doing shit besides just like going to school and having free time and then you know kind of going back to reality and getting a nine to five and going to school at the same time. Okay. Now the third option which I've looked into and try to weigh out the best as possible, is that if I work a part-time job and go to school with the amount of money I still have now, for the most part everything is pretty kosher, knock on wood, if nothing happens that money is going to right places, no more $370 hands of blackjack. I could go to Europe at the very beginning or middle of August.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Okay. And fulfill a lifelong dream of going to go see my favorite soccer club playing the Premier League. Dude, what the fuck? What do you have fucking terminal cancer? What do you need to fulfill your life? How old are you? I'm like 26, bro Then shut the fuck up about your summer break you're not a fucking child You fucking lost your job. What the fuck are you talking about? Like if you had
Starting point is 00:08:20 Aggressive leukemia, I would say go see fucking whoever whatever arsenal. I don't know what fucking fan you are Tottenham I don't know what I don't know what your lifelong dream is, but you're not fucking dying. You're not a child Life sucks. You have to work summers man. Look these wisdom first of all, I had my I'm 36 I just got my wisdom teeth taken out and it doesn't take two fucking weeks to get your wisdom teeth to heal either motherfucker I'm 36. I just got my wisdom teeth taken out and it doesn't take two fucking weeks to get your wisdom teeth to heal either motherfucker No, the whole trip would be like two weeks, right? Right, right. So look, I don't know what the fuck's going to get some beach time Man, of course, of course some whores
Starting point is 00:08:58 No, I don't know what the I love how your fucking plans for unemployment are. There's three options. Two of them involve vacations essentially. So, look dude, you wanna have a vacation, I'm not gonna stop ya. It sounds like you gotta get these wisdom teeth taken care of anyway. Hopefully you have it on good authority. You know a dentist or you know someone who knows a dentist. I hope you don't get your fucking, know you go to get your fucking wisdom teeth taken out you wake up in a bathtub with your fucking spleen gone hopefully you know what the fuck
Starting point is 00:09:32 you're doing in Colombia. No I have family over there I've already gone done so okay then it's not like a shady situation where I'm going on the Colombian version of Craigslist looking for someone to rip my wisdom teeth out in their living room Perfect perfect. So look then then I guess this is a two birds one stone situation I would say keep it a little tight on the vacant, but you're there take a couple days for yourself Whatever, but do me a favor as stop talking about your summer break. You're 26 years old It's one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard a grown man say it's over your life sucks
Starting point is 00:10:08 Like every grown man's life get a little weak here and there where you are right now You got your head on straight HVAC certificate go to Columbia get your fucking wisdom teeth taken out You have plenty of time for your lifelong dream of seeing a fuck it, you, seeing a team play, you're fine, dude. You'll be in an even better situation next year when you have an actual fucking job, you've saved actual money, you could take a couple weeks off. That's the other nice thing about blue collar work, you can sort of, you know, decide if you're working
Starting point is 00:10:39 for yourself or your dad's company or whatever. You know, I appreciate low level nepotism like this. HVAC nepotism, I haveism like this HVAC nepotism I have no problem with HVAC nepo babies if that means you work hard get a certificate Take fucking take two weeks off next year and go to fucking you know go go see whoever the fuck your favorite team is I'll allow Columbia because you're going to go get with your wisdom teeth taken out, but that's the only reason I'm gonna allow Columbia because you're gonna go get your wisdom teeth taken out. But that's the only reason I'm allowing it. Okay?
Starting point is 00:11:07 So don't fucking come over here like you're this sob story about your fucking your summer break because you got laid off from being a middleman at Wayfair. You're good though. I like where your head's at. It's just very funny that somebody with such a good plan could also talk about their summer break so much but yeah dude Hey bro, y'all are a mess and bring it a little bit to the present You do have an option for which I wouldn't usually condone this but after the end of
Starting point is 00:11:36 the tour I'll say see what you can make happen at the casino again you know don't put all your eggs in that basket but maybe you could buy yourself another month or two with a lucky with a lucky hit at blackjack option number four you bet it all you bet it all you put all your money on black at the roulette table if it hits you go to Columbia you go to Europe then you go to fuck age back school all right take option you know what so I'm telling you either option two or option four. That's what I'm voting for Well, I'd say if you want to get ahead always choose red. Oh if you put it on black they always take it back You want to get ahead
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