Stavvy's World - Bonus #134 - Honey Pluton [PATREON PREVIEW]

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Starting point is 00:00:50 and shipping is always free. With Dutch, you'll get more time with your pets and year-round peace of mind when it comes to their vet care. Hey, Fabi. So I'm 19, 19- 19 year old girl currently in the Navy as an aviation mechanic and I work with mostly old dudes and

Starting point is 00:01:12 my question is I come in to work and I get stuff like oh you look like a crack, baby Rogers of American Dead make a wish Wish Kid, all that stuff. You're see through, you're like a jellyfish. I just need to know, what are some things that I could say to any man that would make him like, go into his car after work and just cry in the parking lot? I'm talking like, I want to crush the spirit of these unks that I have the dis the spirit of these unks

Starting point is 00:01:48 that I have the displeasure of fucking working with. All right, thank you. Mm, this is tough. We need, it's tough to just give you general. I know, cause it is best for them to be site specific. Cause it seems like they kinda are nailing you. Yeah. It seems like, we don't know what you look like, but Roger from American Dad,

Starting point is 00:02:03 sounds like you have a big head Very thin fair skin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Exactly. Exactly veins on the temple. Yeah big eyes probably Mm-hmm. Well, I think that May be the solution to this problem because it seems like what's hard is that it's her against this Legion of men. Yeah, that's gonna be challenging. Yeah, so it's like if it's when it's one against many Doing what they're doing It's gonna be hard from like a bullying aspect because they're gonna be able to riff on each other And you don't have anyone on your side. So I think you should actually go

Starting point is 00:02:46 more like real housewives mode. And I'm like, do these men have wives? Do they have daughters? Can you tattle? Maybe there can be like a tattling aspect. You can't tattle. I think she should be tattling. I don't think he can tattle.

Starting point is 00:02:59 Can you go to the man's wife and be like, this is what your man is doing. We're calling me a crack, baby You don't think you can bring that home. You can't she can be beating no No, cuz here's what's going on here. She's the new guy like I know She's a 19 year old girl and that obviously helps the dynamic but tattling is the absolute worst thing you can do She's just a low man on the totem pole right now. And like also it's the military.

Starting point is 00:03:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not. Yeah, they're they could rape someone and not get in trouble. They're like calling someone a crack baby. They'll be fine. You know what I mean? What this is is like is like it's new person hazing. Yeah, it's hazing. You're being haze. And you're young, too. You're a kid.

Starting point is 00:03:46 You're gonna get it from these unks. So part of it is, is there a new, because the way this always works, is there somebody new on the horizon, right? Because that shit rolls downhill. You have to really, you have to sort of pay your dues. And by the way, you seem to have a pretty good Your heads in the right place you want to get back at them you want to say something funny

Starting point is 00:04:11 You want to like you want to like you know? Riff and bust balls. And that could also create respect too. Yes, yes, whereas like if you were like don't you can't like try and get them to stop you have to Fight a little bit, and I think you're right, your instincts are correct. The problem is, how well do you know them? Is it too early to get into the body joke territory? Can you tell them they're all old and their dicks don't work? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:04:39 Is that a little much? Does one of them have a mustache? You could say they look like they're pedophile classic stuff you know what I mean like weird call someone a pedophile yeah yeah yeah exactly you got a generic stuff for old guys is kind of hard you also have to like if someone's getting dog piled you have to jump in like yeah Right now you need right now. You need low-hanging fruit, right? Like I would say you know is somebody can you make it look like somebody shit their pants You know put a little chocolate on there. You know and it's like oh Reggie shit his pants. You know whatever whatever like

Starting point is 00:05:20 Basically you have to be all smell Yeah, you have to be on the lookout, you have to be on the lookout for, you have to be on the lookout for an opportunity to score any points here. You need some low hanging fruit. If it's a dog pile, get in there with something. They might be surprised, but it also does feel like, this is just like good hearted, like, you know,

Starting point is 00:05:41 I worked at a machine shop when I was 20, 1920, and there was a lot of like busting balls. There was a lot of like white trash and you know, you would, you know, you bust balls back, you know, they call you fat, you call them a fucking hillbilly. I get some hate comments for sure on the internet, but I kind of go a little bit more absurdist with my clap acts. I don't really know if this would apply. But those are different, that's a different scenario.

Starting point is 00:06:03 Those aren't good natured. No. This is just, this is locker room stuff. I think this is just hazing, this is just work, in the army when you're a mechanic, it's like, it's just ball busting. And I think she is right to be like, I need something good. Unfortunately, I can't give you something generic here,

Starting point is 00:06:22 right, like if they're, you know, if they're fat, they're bald. If you're being this specific to you, you have to be this specific bad Yeah, yeah and just fight any fight. It's about earning respect, right? So just attempting stuff is good If you want to you know, write back and give us some some pictures or some if you want to give us some like you know Qualifications look, you know what they qualifications look, you know what they're doing You know, they're finding people you look like who do they look like? I mean who could they look like it's like, you know

Starting point is 00:06:53 I think who's like a really ugly ass guy like Mitch McConnell Now they have deep respect for him there there there there are Their mechanics in the Air Force if he looks like that, you know, you could say you're gonna have to pick Yeah, the crypt keepers good That's good. Yeah, you know, yeah again pet of these guys also are like big like They look like Joe Biden to call them Democrats Yeah, that's gonna crush in the Navy aviation be like you probably voted for Kamala you fucking homo That'll crush that'll crush in the fucking at the fucking

Starting point is 00:07:34 Navy at the Navy aviation yard come on. Yeah me You know the all this kind of shit was there some now is there a piece of like media? That's very important who's like the biggest loser and top gun or something like that. You know what I mean like I don't know like we need a little more specifics But your heads in the right place you want to clap back if they're dog piling get some licks in you know What I mean like be unfair. You know call them ugly. You just got to be specific unfortunately We can't we really can't do your job. I do I do I do like what unfair, you know call them ugly. You just have to be specific. Unfortunately, we can't we really can't do your job I do I do I do like what you're saying to some of just like yeah, you sort of got to build it up over time

Starting point is 00:08:12 Yeah, I'm gonna be like the profile You don't want to bring someone to their knees with something you want to like ingratiate into their work Place culture here. You want them to be dog piling and you call someone, you know, nice pedophile mustache Reggie and they're like, oh Reggie fucks kid like that's the moment you want and it's like it's also slow and it's like you want to be and then Every day you got to come with something and it has to also just be jovial and it's camaraderie You know what I mean? Like and again, you're the low man on the totem pole. You're the pledge here Can you do you also want to like earn their respect in other ways like you might have to work a little harder? You might have to bring doughnuts for everybody like this is just what being young and

Starting point is 00:08:54 They're they're kind of trying to accept you in a hilarious way Even though they are tearing you to shreds with you know Roger from American Dad or whatever But you know your heads in the right place get after and do some nice you know figure of you know just just really you know and don't get to to ruthless to to quickly i agree you want to be angry either you want it to be like you know it's rolling off your back kind of shit uh... you know what this is where

Starting point is 00:09:23 and calling them all this big the prior word about the mortality you know that kind of shit. Yeah, you don't want them to see you sweat. Yeah. And calling them old is big, they're probably worried about their mortality, you know, that kind of stuff. Old, washed. Yeah, you're gonna die soon. You probably don't fuck your wife good eventually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Starting point is 00:09:45 if I'm a 19 year old guy, and it's all guys, I'm saying you're old as shit, you don't get pussy, you know what I mean? And you'll get there, you can get there eventually when there's the camaraderie there, but you don't start there, you know what I mean? So yeah, but your head's in the right place. ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] but your head's in the right place. Time is precious and so are our pets.

Starting point is 00:10:12 So time with our pets is extra precious. That's why we started Dutch. Dutch provides 24-7 access to licensed vets with unlimited virtual visits and follow-ups for up to five pets. You can message a vet at any time and schedule a video visit the same day. Our vets can even prescribe medication for many ailments and shipping is always free. With Dutch, you'll get more time with your pets

Starting point is 00:10:34 and year-round peace of mind when it comes to their vet care.

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Stavvy's World - Bonus #134 - Honey Pluton [PATREON PREVIEW]

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