Stavvy's World - Bonus #135 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 5 (Bobby Condon) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade calls his latest maniac up to bat. Bobby Condon joins the pod with the "Mac Man" to discuss getting set up with one of his therapist's former patients, the awesome nickname that kids bullied him with in grade school, his mom's reassurance at an essential coming-of-age moment, and much more. Bobby, JP and Stav help callers including a man whose new adult toy is making him less interested in intimacy with woman, and a yoga instructor who's wondering if she should get implants. Check out Bobby Condon's featured set on Cracked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg30mlkI5UE Check out Bobby Condon's special GREATEST HITS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYhTVLW76B0 Follow Bobby Condon on social media:  https://www.instagram.com/bobby.condon 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Watch LET'S START A CULT on Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lets-start-a-cult-1f157c44-3840-4f01-8863-bb6afa472a0b ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Quits the she quit the practice and set me up with one of her patients right beforehand, which is a fucking terrible idea Maybe like a little patient another patient. I thought you misspoke and you meant you say with another therapist You mean literally a patient up with another mother. She's like if I get these two together. That's guaranteed business Fucked up thing she did that then she flew to California and and went to academia And the last I saw her she was on are you smarter than a fifth grader? Your multiplication tables She violated the law, flew to California, and got on a game show. Couldn't do her multiplication tables. Didn't know the capital of Arkansas.

Got smoked on the first Thanksgiving. Oh man, what the fuck? She set you up with a patient? How did that go? What's the first date look like? We're like, so we both have the same Well, it was I mean had a little trauma. We went to a movie not they weren't compatible trauma. She was a fucking heroin addict It's awesome to be like so this is what my therapist thought of me She kept hinting at she's like, you know, I shouldn't say it, but I really think you'd like this other page. She'd mentioned this in our-

That's insane dude. Violating confidentiality. That's so crazy. 100%, and of course we're ruled by our cocks, you know. Of course, so you're gonna be like, wow, my therapist said I should fuck her. I don't know, you know what I mean? Yeah, and the last thing-

She likes putting poison in her body. Poison comes out of my body. We're a match made in heaven. Who's kept the fucking middle man, I'll put it poison in her body. Poison comes out of my body. We're a match made in heaven. I'm gonna skip the fucking middle man and put it right in her. It was like on the last session, I'm finally like, all right, give me your fucking name. Let's do this thing.

And we went out like two times. That's insane that she built it up. Yes, like she laid the breadcrumbs and stuff. Little Easter eggs every time. Oh Man, it was a good a movie. It was a bet only one date or you well we went we went to a movie and then um We hung out another time and we you know fucked and it was like it's that thing where you like you fuck And as soon as you're done, you're like, oh, I never want to see you again And it was like and no, no, I never want to see you again. You know, and it was like,

and no, she was a very nice woman, attractive, all this shit, but it was like, I wasn't in the place or whatever. And she, you got the poison out, you could think clearly. Exactly. Yeah. And she kind of like kept wanting to see me again. And I like, didn't want to, didn't want to do it.

And it became like a very anxiety induced it was actually I had sort of like a mental breakdown at work with my mom and my mom's like you got to call the therapist and I called her I'm like well she's like I'm home to Ruth and she told I had to go to a fucking day daycare for like a couple weeks. Oh my like an inpatient, but I didn't say overnight The fucking mental She could not have been batting I mean that's that's so do harm I have never that's the worst there was I've ever it. It was brutal and I really felt bad calling her because I'm like, I'm about to fuck your life up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I know you've been worried that this would happen and it's worse than you imagine. You know, and now you need to tell me where to go because you're not in practice anymore, you're in California, where do I go? And it's the fucking mental hospital. You get in group therapy, people have had terrible accidents,

third degree burns over all their body and stuff. And I'm like, oh, I don't wanna fuck this girl again. You know, it's just brutal, dude. But it was, it like ended up, it was like a very illuminative experience because like I'm sitting there with people that like have major, major problems. And it's so bad that when it came to me to like say what I'm there for I was fucking humiliated I'm like I did I like I literally I'm

like well I have a roommate and I don't want to live with him anymore he kind of annoys me and when I walk into the courtyard sometimes I see the lights on and I know that he's there and I just don't want to see him and then I slept with this girl and I don't want to see her again and Worried that she's eating cat shit of the cat litter, you know Fucking do it here, you know We were like embarrassed into just breaking up with this woman. Basically, you're group therapy and it's like, so this is like speed dating or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we all gonna fuck eventually?

She's like, all right, well look, I know this hospital, they got pretty good pussy over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You take a couple days, fix yourself up, and then see what they got laying around, and find your next girlfriend. It's right between a casino and a strip club. You're gonna have yourselves a time.

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