Stavvy's World - Bonus #144 - Greg's Day Out Vol. 3 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Greg Stone and Anthony Devito are back for another edition of Greg sneaking away to Astoria to shirk familial duties, in what we’ve determined (by our very exacting calculations) to be the third volume of a series we’re retroactively dubbing GREG’S DAY OUT. Greg, Anthony and Stav lament how the pod is moving studios (spoiler alert: we’re not yet), debate whether money or family is more richly fulfilling, reminisce on their worst memories of living in Astoria and the pests they endured, talk about Epstein for a long time, and pursue many other rich threads while Eldis sets up a fan because the studio’s too damn hot. The boys help callers including a woman whose long-term boyfriend has gotten so comfortable that he doesn’t know how to switch from goofy to sexy when it’s time for intimacy, and a guy whose coworker is pissed that he revealed to their whole office that he’s in AA. Follow Greg Stone on social media: https://www.gregfstone.com/ https://twitter.com/GregStone_ http://instagram.com/gregfstone https://www.facebook.com/GregStonecomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@GregStonecomedy Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito    🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, Stalbrose. Pizza Brain? I've been with my boyfriend for eight years. She said, hey, Stavros. I love him a lot. I want to be with him forever. I don't know. You heard Pizza Brain. And this is the one time the transcript has been correct to.

It's literally the only time the transcript has written my name correctly and you said pizza brain. I thought, hey, pizza brain. It's a new character and one of great screen plays. I like, yeah, that does sound very. Oh, let's talk pepperoni. All right. Hey, Stelbrose. Pizza brain.

I mean, Craig, he's more clearly said, Stavros. A lot. I want to be with him forever. He's my first long-term monogamous partner, so I don't have much experience to compare the ebbs and flows of a sexual relationship to. I want to have a conversation with him about our sex life, and I would love some advice on how to approach this. We are both fairly goofy dumbasses, which is great. you know we crack each other up and have a good time together but the issue is I feel like we're so comfortable joking around

it has started to infringe on when it's I've mastered this already horny too goofy gotcha okay keep going all this in the beginning I feel like we were a little more sexy subtle when initiating sex and maybe in the last year or so it's kind of like no transition from silly mode to being hot like once he's aroused I feel like his approach is almost

expecting me to match his level of arousal like immediately and my body can't catch up that fast and he'll also still be acting dumb like for example I love I can't remember this example and kind of present his erection to me

or like stump it on whatever surface I need to or dude this is hysterical she says for example he'll just If he's hard, he'll just be like, he'll just point in his hard dick. Or my favorite one is thump it on whatever surface she's on. So if she's at the counter putting away dishes, he'll just be like, dong, dong, dong, dong, time to get my dicks.

You know, you know what it be good? Get a bell. Ring a bell with your hard dick. It's like a menacing jail guard tapping the stick on the bars. Time for chow. Get on down to the mess hall, girl. It's really funny to do that And then it's actually expect head moments later

Like it's funny to do that And then be like, all right, I'm fucking around And then maybe make out for a second But she's talking about he'll go from these little dick-based jokes Which I do have to tip my cap to him for But you know, this can't be your The way you're into sex every single time Let's let us do the voice at least

If you puts his dick on a table he's got to go Hey, it's me I'm feeling pretty dry I'm gonna show up You know And then she makes me suck And then you gotta keep doing the voice Right

Right And give it Oh I'm about the knot Yeah Let's let her finish And we'll go into this But it is fun Sent his erection to me

Or like thump it On whatever surface I'm sure Or Like instead of trying to set a sexy mood He'll just start like Blowing in my ears Because he knows it annoys me Or like

tickling my wrist cage, and it's not hot. It's almost like 14-year-old behavior, and I don't know where it's coming from. A lot of his tourist act for more genuine sexual connection. I just want to be aroused before the touching even start, not get into it after he's already started touching me, if that makes sense. It almost hurts my feelings because I feel like he's sort of stopped listening to my body, and I just don't want this new pattern to continue.

I actually get a little emotional when I think of even. bringing it up. So any advice on how to keep the conversation fairly light and on track to busting much nut is much appreciated. Thanks, guys. I see where she's coming from. This is like, yeah, go ahead. We've all lived this life.

No, no, no, please, Greg. Yeah, go ahead. I got, I got my take on it, but please. Oh, yeah, I wasn't trying. I'm sorry. Anyway, this is where every comedian does this. Though we've been to, we've been funny, we know how to be funny. I don't do this, by the way. No, no, I think, okay, maybe you did it. Because I, to me, I don't want, I don't want, this is the one part of my life. I don't want to be fun.

Like, I'm funny every other time. Can I just get a nut? Sure, but I know you mean. Funny people have a harder time being vulnerable. Sure. Is where I'm going with this, right? And he's like, so I think he's scared to be vulnerable. So you got to be like, and there's also a huge, there's a way, like, people don't realize, too.

There's a, there is a humorly way. I've been with a woman for a really long time to also be hot. Right. Like my wife, let's just throw this out there. My wife's ex-boyfriend. texted her last week. And she was like... Okay.

Yeah, okay. Maybe you should call in. We've had a few of those calls. But she was like, she told me, you know, she was like, oh man, this guy sucked. What a fucking idiot. I'm going to go make fun of him to his face for a little bit. You can watch the kids, right?

I'm going to go tell him off. If she was like, she was like, I want to fuck my ex boyfriend. I'm like, hey, I love you. Whatever you want to do, dog. Does that make you happy? A broken and defeated man? No. Again, where you think it's negative, it's elevated.

I actually do agree with you. It's a lever of elevation where I'm like, I'm so confident and clear and what I want for you that that is your happy life. That actually is beautiful. You know what I mean? Go do your happy life. That being said, there's a way. So he did it. And my wife was suddenly like super turned on.

She was like, oh man, I forgot how amazing you were. You know, we'd be together so long. And then, you know, it's going about you. About you. About me. Oh, awesome. And so then I was like, Bringer of the Thunder. And I was like, yeah, he's going to keep calling.

You know, tell him a text again, that son of a bitch, right? I was being kind of funny, but those are being kind of bad. So there's like a way to be like, hey, I'm pretending to be that guy. Yeah. Like you Colbert and bet a little bit, you know, Colbert rapport, where you're like, I'm pretending to be a Republican. Not, not, uh, yeah, you're not the newly canceled. Yes, no.

Old school. Yeah. Pretend to be funny. Pretend to be, act like you're being funny, but really you're being serious, you know? Yeah, I mean, I think, I think that's one. way for him to edit his joking entries into getting into being serious. But I think for her, it's, I think it's as simple as sometimes this happens in relationships where it's like, you know, I think clearly this guy's just kind of taking his girlfriend for

granted in a pretty standard way that might happen after a while where it's like he's really not putting in the effort. And I think she is hopeful that he'll just figure it out on his own. Like this happens a lot where really what amounts to a pretty small. problem. Like if the third time he did this, she was like, hey, can you cut this out? This is not what, like, I'm into. Like, I want to hook up, but like, can we little four, a little making out, a little whatever? He's like, oh, yeah, my bad. I'm sorry, I'll stop. Yeah. I'll stop doing the Mr. Hanky voice for my dick. That's so funny. But I think, I think he, she, because he did

something hurt her feelings and it probably was a little surprising. And instead of dealing with it and being like, instead of being like, oh, that sucks that you did that. It's not a big deal, but can we get over it? I think she was just hoping, because he's been a great partner for eight years and she loves him, whatever, she was hoping he would just on his own fix it. Right. But this is, I mean, we're talking about eight years. I think it's pretty regular to have like a, to just be like, hey, like, I don't, this is not, you're trying something new here or we've lost something that I like to do.

It's like, can we get back to this? And because you're not even saying you don't feel like fucking. That's the crazy thing. Like, you want to hook up with them. You just want a little. That's easy fix. I think that's easy fix. It's like, look, every once in a while,

are you going to get into some goof sex in a goofy way? Sure. But she's basically saying it's gone. The ratio has gone from like 20% goofy, 80% regular to like 90% goofy, 10% regular. And it's like, you just got to change those percentages, I think. But you guys, everyone here but me has been in a long-term relationship. So please, you know, feel free to weigh in.

It's pretty spot on. man, I think it's actually, she's a, is a good problem to have. It means you're in a relationship that that's that lighthearted, that fun, where you've gotten to a point where it's, like, just bits with each other. And that's arguably the best part of a long-term relationship are these, like, bits you have with each other. And like you said, man, like, it's just, there's a point where you get so, it's so fun to do that, where you go, oh, we'll just do that in the bedroom.

And it just doesn't translate there. Yeah. Because you don't, you know, you're not, you don't want to come from a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, you just, you just have to scale that down for that, and that's it. And then you can go right back into your other stuff. I, yeah, it's also very, very normal. Yeah, it's super normal.

This is what I mean. Every few years, you've got to update the fucking software. You know, whatever it's being funny or it's like just not being anything at all, right? You just go, hey, let's be sexy again. You know what I mean? Let's be, let's fucking, or, or, or she can out goofy him. That's the other way to me. You want to stop being goofy?

You've got to be so much more goofy. Put a whoopee cushion and your pushing. He's like, yo, let's be serious now. He's going down on her. He's like, it's like those snakes that come out of the,

like popcorn thing come out of her pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Eldest Jeff, it looked like you were about to weigh in or no. Yeah, I mean, I've definitely caught myself like,

you know, after living with my wife for so long now. I guess we, like, live together for five years where I just do get into like, you know, I get the zoomies I get into like a goofy mode where and you can like push that too far where it's like wait

okay that joke took it too far like I'm not living with stuff right I'm not showing like stov my dick for a bit here like she doesn't think shit like that is funny so I need to like definitely reel it in and like yeah certain things are I think it's funny because you dick is so small by just to on record no it's just funny no it's just hilarious weird because it's kind of yeah yeah yeah but anyway I will say too like in a long-term relationship though like the quality the like nature of the sex does change a little where I don't know if it's like they're living together they've been together eight years it's like you know you're not hunting for sex anymore or trying to like be suave or something like

you used to it's like you're living in each other's lives and sharing the same problems in shit and I don't know, I think sex like just becomes kind of like as much an emotional check-in as it does where it's like, you know, you have to like, if you're in a slump or something, you have to force yourself to like have it even if you're not necessarily in the mood. So that's what I think of when I hear of like what this guy's doing. But at the same time, it's like, yeah, he's fucking around too much. And he is kind of like behaving like he would with like his boys or a roommate or something. Yeah, yeah.

Exactly. If you could fuck your roommate, this is how you... Like, what's up? Like, if we were gay, I would put my dick on your shoulder and you would turn around and start sucking it. And you love it. I'm like, fuck off, Homo. Oh. God, eldest would be over the shoulder, blah. I'm trying to do a puzzle.

It was like sitting down Indian style. I put my dick on his shoulder. So, yeah, I think it really... really all you're asking is that he puts in a little effort like i think a lot would go a little go a long way if if it's just clear that he is he wants to because basically it's just like it's not about what you want sexually at all anymore he you settled into a rhythm that's like easy for him clearly and that's it's not even about the jokes it's about the fact that he's not really like reading he's not really reading and responding to your desires he's kind of

taking them for granted. And it's okay. And I think, you know, I think the reason you're getting a little emotional is because you feel kind of like he's not, he's not getting you in the sexual anymore. And it's like, not just sexually, but like if you be like, when that happens with a partner you've been with for years, that can be a little, you can feel knee jerk a little sad when a partner doesn't understand you fundamentally for some reason. And I think if you just said, hey, I really don't like this. It makes me feel this way. I really, you know, I'm not even turned on. that's if you're completely missing, like, these signals. I'd like it if, you know, I still want to, I still want to have sex.

I still want to, but when you, you know, when you, you know, um, start sex with it in. What's the fucking, for play, uh, initiate, yes. When you initiate sex, I'd like a little more foreplay. I'd like, whatever. And that's fine. I don't think you even need to, you know, the next time he like, um, he pulls his dick out and he, and he, he, and then a pow flag comes out when he's about to come. That's so funny if you could build that machine.

That would be awesome. The next time he does something good, he's just like, hey, can we talk about this? Or maybe don't even do, actually don't do it when he's hard. Do it in a completely neutral setting. Do it when you're having like a nice coffee, whatever. Do it in a time where you could see like, hey, I'm having a great afternoon in like 30 minutes.

If we were to go like lay down and watch a movie and he started like actually initiating sex, I would be down. Like, do it in a neutral. whatever and you'd be like hey this is what I've noticed and I think you're fine I don't think you know later you want to have sex be as dirty as you want right then he'll be dirty

he'll be told to do it then when he is you really react and he's like oh she likes this and then maybe that'll also I don't think this guy's a guy who's reading into signals but it's like dogs I think you have to tell him so go ahead every time he does really dirty you give him a star this is what she never said dirty by the way

or like sexual or like be hot yeah okay right every time he does that he gets a star for a star after seven stars, he can be as silly as he wants. You can have a goofy night. It's a goofy night. Okay. You know what I mean? As goofy.

It's like a punch card. It's your day. Yeah. You know what I mean? He comes in, he's like, put the jester outfit on, bitch. I want to hear those tits jingle. Yeah. Deliver a pizza with your dick in it.

You can do it every one. That's fun. Did somebody order a big sauce? No, I ordered a medium. All right. So good luck, sister. We're rooting for you. You kids are going to be A-OK.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.