Stavvy's World - Bonus #147 - Cheeks Brothers Vol. 1: In the Valley of the Kush [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Consigliere and spiritual guide of Stavvy Baby Enterprises, Mr. Cheeks AKA The Cheeksman, returns to usher Stav and Eldis to the mystical Valley of the Kush. In this exciting new subseries, unlike any other done before on the pod, the boys go to The Cheeks Zone, but with kush a la Kush Brothers, to discuss questions that have confounded man for all of time (what is light?), explore formative childhood experiences, and talk about who beat who in Mario Tennis and Mario Kart. Mr. Cheeks, Stav and Eldy help callers including a guy who really hates his coworker’s aspiring cop boyfriend, and an Albanian who wants to protect his son from viral Albanian conspiracies like the meme that George Washington was Albanian.  Check out Ben O'Brien's beautiful creative direction at stavvy.biz and Stav's accounts. Follow Ben on social media: https://www.instagram.com/benfobrien/  https://twitter.com/benfobrien Follow Eldis Sula on social media: https://www.instagram.com/eldissula/ https://twitter.com/eldissula 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hi, Stavi, I'm a big fan, super excited to get to call you today. It was something that I think is kind of fun. So I recently discovered through a guy that I was dating that I might have a special kind of niche kink. I'm a big girl, BBW, and I like having my belly. played with. Whoa. And I also like being fed, like hand fed. Yummy, yummy treats.

So it's, uh, it's weird because I, um, I was never into this before. And now it's pretty much like mostly what I care about. And I want a date. And in fact, I am in the early stages of seeing someone. And I haven't told him anything about this yet. Um, we've been on six dates. We haven't had sex. You know, we've made out a little bit, but that's about it.

You're an undercover freak, and you haven't even so much to suck dick in six dates? I think that's common. To not fucking six days? Some people just have a harder shell. And once you get past it, then they're like. No, no, but I'm saying six. Six is a lot. Six is a lot.

Am I being a prude here? No, I don't think it's prudish. I think it's a lot. I would even say, five to me is kind of like a reasonable. You know what I mean? Like, I don't, especially it's like, I mean, maybe these are very casual dates. Yeah, you could be counting like the coffee you got or whatever. Six is like, give the benefit of the doubt.

Six that we've only made out a little is a little strange. Because I could see like going a couple of dates, making out, not fucking whatever. But I agree with you. She does touch on. She does hammer a helmet a little bit more. Keep going. Yeah, let's just hear her out. Very shy, very sweet, super, like skinny, nerdy guy, exactly what I'm into.

Hell, I mean, this is. Pause this. I've seen these movies at the anime club a lot. Oh, yeah. Jack Skellington and a nice BBW. That's my favorite. I love that combo, dude. And I get it, dude.

I get it. I've often talked about, you know, the two-belly problem. Yes. We all know Netflix's hit adaptation of the book, the three-body problem. Yes. But do we know about the Stavros-Halkis theory of why it's hard to fuck other fat people called the two-belly problem?

Especially when you're dicks. little. So anyway, he can get in there like a pipe cleaner and really, really, really, and really, really get in those cheeks. So I love this. This is very cute. There's a cute couple. Keep going, Eld. That's me bringing up this kink is going to be like a lot for him. So I wondered if you had like any ideas as to how I could broach the subject with him, especially since we haven't like had sex at all yet um it is really important to me it's not something that I can just like forget and like not uh partaken uh it's a huge part of my sexuality now so uh yeah if you have

any recommendations on how to get this man to feed me and or jiggle my belly uh that would be awesome she's a fucking sultan sexual she's a buddosexual she needs to get her belly rubbed to nut that's awesome um so that's what i was going to say first starters. You know, she has, it's been six dates they haven't fucked, but it sounds like for her, this is like change her fucking sexual life. Sure, absolutely.

And she can't even like think about getting into it. I would love to know the origin story. What happened? I know. Yeah. We do definitely need more. She's getting railed. The guy like bumps his head.

There's some Reese's pieces on the shelf. They fall into her mouth. And she's like, oh, he's like, are you okay? Are you all right? And then she's nuts. even harder? Maybe that's what happened. It feels like it does feel like kind of like kind of.

Right eldest? Hold on. Hold on. Right eldest? I think so. Okay. That's very possible. Thank you.

Ben, go ahead. You think it's connected to childhood? I think it's like being fed, being kind of tickled. I mean, that's a cared for a fat child. Yes. Yeah.

Was definitely getting like for me was getting my cheeks pinched. Yeah. Very interesting. I went. Fed doesn't. It doesn't, I don't get it, but I, I got to say, I do kind of like when a bad bitch rubs my belly. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

Not even like, it helps me nut, but I'm just like, this is cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like this feeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that it's, it's an interesting question because it is weird to talk with someone about that before, like, if you've only made out. I think that's what the wall here is, it's like, you have to go a little bit into that water. Absolutely. And then kind of, like, get a sense of, you'll get a sense better.

like sometimes you you start hooking up with someone and it's instantly you're like oh you're a freak right you know what I mean you're like you get that vibe I feel like you have to hook up a little bit and still take it slow but then just kind of like after you've had that experience then you can be like what are you into like I just need you to know you lay the base you lay the base the sexual like you know foundation down and then because I think that's common even if you would even if even if even if you're somebody who fucks on the first date or the second or third date that Like, whenever the first encounter happens, you don't come out guns fucking blazing. No, no, no.

You know what I mean? Even if you're a real fucking freak, you might be a little freaker than someone who's not, but you don't give him the full, the full ever. You might hint towards it. Yeah. And maybe you might react more if he happens to rub your belly or some shit. But like, you got to lay the sexual foundation. You got to feel comfortable.

Because you might also get a vibe. I mean, some of this is physical, too, right? Like, you might just catch a vibe that helps you. understand how to, or things might happen naturally, there might be some And a lot of people, I mean, a lot of people's turn on is just what turns the other person on. For sure.

So there's a lot of, I feel like there's a ton of people that Especially a skinny, nerdy, skinny nerdy dude. Yeah. I think you're very, it's possible that it's either that, he just wants to make you feel good no matter what, or because sometimes you hear about like shy people being the biggest freaks, especially these fucking gamer guys. Well, I think it makes sense.

It's like, it might be in some weird shit. It's kind of heavy. It's big stuff. Yeah. So it kind of feels like I want to trust you before. Right. True, true, true, true. I know.

That's what I'm wondering. It's like, what? So she just can't fuck anymore? Absolutely not if she can't do this shit. Or it's like, just fuck the guy one time. Yeah, I know. I think what I'm hearing here is that, I mean, she's been on six days for this person.

She seems to really like him. It's enough for her to stay in the game, you know? So it seems like she wants it to work with this guy. And so her worry is like, if this is somebody, she's probably hooking up with. She'd probably ask them to do it if they said no. She'd be like hit the bricks. But for her, it's like,

this is a new deal breaker for me. She's found out what she has to have sexually, which good for you, sister, if we could all be so lucky. And she kind of wants to make sure, like, if he's not into, he's not into it, but I don't want to blow it because of the way I tell it to him. I think that's her worry. I actually do think in this situation,

if it's so important to you, you are going a little too slow in a sense because it's like you actually kind of have to know a little bit before you get invested if you're sexual yeah so you might need to like check it out you should fuck soon either earlier or later you need to fuck this guy soon and lay the sexual foundation yeah and then you can talk about it yeah I mean I suppose some people when they wait that long might want to have a conversation beforehand right like um and you can kind of start with I mean I feel like the belly rep's not you even a tough ask. Yeah. Not a big food. It's food food food. That sounds hot. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, the feeding is closer to weird than the belly rub, I think. I know a couple declares on the side of the bed don't sound so bad to me.

What are we feeding? I don't feel, listen, I'm not, let me say, let me tell you, I'm getting my dick sucked and a girl hands me a donut.

You think I'm getting pissed off at that? I'm just saying, I can't imagine she didn't a girl down like, you gotta feed me mozzarella sticks or you gotta go. Like, I can't

imagine that, right? Well, you're already asking so much of the woman to just be there. Just to fuck me immediately. Yeah, it's just that. So, but anyway, I just see, I feel like a rub on a body part is so clad, like, whatever. Even if it's like clearly some you know, rub me, rub

my fat, whatever. It's like, people are into that. People are into getting so many different parts of their bodies rubbed where I feel like that could happen pretty fast without it even needing to be a whole conversation you could just be like could you rub me like what you know what you know just tell someone where to touch you yeah that's always nice when somebody gives you directions yeah i have no problem with that yeah when you know somebody knows exactly like you got a squeeze or left tit at a certain you know angled you know whatever like whenever somebody knows their shit that's good and then i think you just go off of that and then

see where you you you'd be like you know what else i like and start small don't go with the party sub right away. Don't get the fucking Subway Hogi. You know what I mean? Start with a couple cherries. Some classic strawberry cherry. A bonbon. What's that? A little bond bond bond. Yeah, a little bonbon. Truffle. Wipped cream.

Let's start there. Let's start in the, and then we can say, all right, get a kielbasa. Get the fucking grill going. Get the crab dip. Okay. Let's get a Manhattan clam chowder out here. The Pillsbury doughboy, maybe.

Huh? The Pillsbury Doughboy. What about it? He likes to get tick. Oh, for sure. And by the way, if you don't think, oh, yeah. If you don't think I got hoo-hooed. That's maybe one of my first people poking me.

First bit that really pop. First bit that pop was going. Hoo-hoo! I dressed as the doughboy one year. Yeah. That was the legendary year. Eldis was dressed as Bill Clinton getting head from Monica Lewinsky. Oh, yeah.

My mom was always talking about it. before my mom was flabbergasted. How old were you? We were young, dude. This was third grade, maybe fourth grade. It was of him getting head? Well, he had a, we were talking about it before,

but whatever, fuck you guys. What happens when your cheeks brothers deep in the valley of Cush, deep in the valley of the Cush Volume 1. He had a mask that had like, there was clearly a Bill Clinton with his tongue out, like, it was a rubber Bill Clinton mask. His hair was all must up.

He had like lipstick kisses all over his face. He just had a wild little face with his tongue sticking out. So Elders got that. So I had that mask. And then I just put on the suit. I like untucked one side of it. I like disheveled the tie. He was dressed like a guy who gets head in a suit.

And you know, one half was like out of my pants. The zipper was down. The other half was like popping out of the zipper of the shirt. And yeah, I was like trick or treating like that this year. And my mom was like Horr-Mortified, dude. Yeah. She's like, I don't understand.

And she, you know, I don't think our mom's ever had an disagreement ever, except for my mom being like completely taken aback that we were like not. Like, I remember the conversation and my dad laughing. My dad being like, and my mom being like, why would a child want to have that as a costume?

My mom being like, I thought it was so awesome. And it was. I was like, this is hilarious. We also didn't know what getting. your dick suck. We just kind of knew he had sex. And you knew that adults were making fun of them.

We just knew that adults would get naked with the, you know. And my parents did think it was like a hoot. They loved it. Yeah. Oh, it is pretty funny. It is very funny. It's like bodry immigrant humor attitude towards like sex.

It really, really, there's so, so few times where I feel like we had different experiences, but that's when you show that you're the sub level of the Titanic, that you were, you know what I mean? You were right next to the boilers. And I was. I was still under below deck. Don't get me wrong. I don't get to be up top.

But I was just like. Oh, God.