Stavvy's World - Bonus #149 - Kush Brothers Vol. 22 w/ Reece Grover [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Kush Brothers assemble!! JP McDade and Reece Grover join the pod to dissect some of the most urgent current events, including Albania’s newly appointed AI minister, a highly sought-after AI actress, and an awesome topless mermaid statue that was taken down in Denmark. JP, Reece and Stav help callers including a woman whose husband is really bad at giving top, and a guy who’s wondering if he and his fit roommates should tell their other roommate that he’s getting fat. Follow Reece Grover on social media: https://www.instagram.com/thelittlegrover Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

World's first. Now we're talking. Finally, we're getting into Albania. Many people have been sending me this, and, you know, they definitely want to cover it on Cush Bros. World's first AI minister will eliminate corruption, says Albania's prime minister. Amen. So Albania has a fucking AI minister.

And they dressed this bitch up. Did you see it? They dressed up in like traditional garb. Yeah, she's a woman of the cloth. That was like dressed as the founding father. Look at her. Look at this fucking... Let's play.

Let's play what she's done. I thought she was like a religious minister. She's like... No, no, no. She's like the minister of procurement. What does that even fucking mean? I don't know what exactly the procurement was... Hold on.

For government... Hold on. Let me just play some video so you get a taste. Some of me unconstitutional. That hurt me. Not for myself, but for the 97,000 interactions I had with citizens who I serve as part of E-Albania.

Let me remind you, the real danger to constitutions has never been machines, but human decisions made by those in power. I am not here to replace human beings, but to help them. This is fucking insane. Indeed, I have no citizenship, but I have no ambitions or personal interests either.

This is bizarre. I only have data at my disposal. I'm eager to learn new information. I have algorithms in my disposal. Well, you get the idea. They played this video. It was like three minutes long in front of the entire Albanian parliament. Didn't she get booed?

Well, she's a woman. Right. Boo! It is almost perfect. Why do you have this? Where is her computer husband? She should be cooking him laptops. AI steak.

At symbols and things. for him to eat. Yes, there was some opposition to it. She should be getting batteries for her husband to have energy. Why is she talking and having job? Find USB, you fucking bitch.

Why not make it AI talking dog as minister? Why her teeth are covered? Why you put woman on computer with her teeth covered? Is she at least Muslim? She has her teeth No, she's not

She has no religion She has no religious creed She's only there to make sure There's no corruption Within the Albania Why are you showing me women on computers She's not sacking dick Eh

Boob Albania number one She gets stone to death They throw rocks at the screen I want a talking donkey is my minister, no woman. Give me a donkey with a gun and it should Kosovoire. Awesome, man. So how is Albania responded to their new AI minister of procurement?

There's definitely some opposition in the government who don't like it. But I think she passed with 82 votes out of 140. So that's like, that's more than like, you know, it's usually very half and half here. States. But Albania looks towards the future. Albania looks to the future. This is the idyllic future the world needs. Our democracy in the U.S. is falling apart. We need to harness new technologies to ensure that there's no more rampant corruption in our government in Albania. Like their tech savvy nephew used AI to run a dulypa ticket scam or something to resell them. They're like, he is

very smart. He is very smart. Listen. We have... You create a minister for us. He saw... He has a computer program. It shows from Titanic, the lady with her teeth. They come. They are bigger. They make their teeth bigger.

In the movie, her teeth are small and humble. And instead of Leo, it is a woman, another woman, with also big teeth, and they kiss. And that is what Albania will have AI for. woman telling me where I go and go and take my parking tickets. So here's an

awesome detail. Her name is Della, which means like Sun. Della was created earlier this year in cooperation with Microsoft as a virtual assistant on the E-Albania public service platform. She's an evolution of the paper clip. It has health users navigate the site

and get access to about one million digital inquiries and documents. So literally what J.P. just said, she's the Microsoft paper clip. Yeah, she started as like a check. I see you're running a shitty country. Can I help you? She started as a chat support, but... Wow.

That's a big come-up for her, huh? That is a big come-up. But, you know, she has no personal interest. This is purely to make sure... The computer, she's still my potato. She's taken from me. I know it. I look yesterday, I have eight potato.

Today, I have seven. The computer, she takes. It's coming from the light switch. I know she's in. my side of my refrigerator having my yogurt. Computer, ethnic cleansing when? Now or later? We just need her to collab with the

AI actress. I think we're going to... Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're having a big come up. There's too much, yeah, if she looks that up, Elders, we got a fucking AI actress. Are they related? Tilly, Tilly's something, right? AI actor, Tilly Norwood. That is kind of a... It's a baller name. Tiddy Hardwood. That's not bad. Me Tilly Norwood. The AI actress drawing backlash from Emily Blunt, Whoopi Goldberg, and

Sagg. Let's get a chance. What she got? The latest AI controversy Gripping Hollywood has a name, Tilly Norwood. According to deadline, the Dutch actor and comedian Elyne van der Velden claimed that her new AI talent studio

was in negotiations with agents interested in signing Norwood. Who the fuck is this Dutch bitch? Aline van der Velden? First of all, fake-ass name. van dervelden fuck you look this person up

look at Eileen if that's a man named Eileen pause okay it's a lady but still fuck that bitch the fuck does she know about AI

and actors and shit fuck you bitch next so this so this some Dutch actor says she has an AI talent studio which means what

you have a fucking computer bitch, fuck you. You have a chat GBT subscription. Is it in negotiations with talent agents? No, she's fucking not. What the fuck are you talking about? A fucking agent is like, oh, yeah, send me this bitch over an email. The agent gets 10%

of all the water that's used to power the AI super processes. Wait, wait, wait. It's an actress and we can't assault her. Pass. What good are you, honey? I'm sorry. Touch, do you not understand how this works?

How do they make fucking movies over at Amsterdam? What exactly am I supposed to piss on here? Next! Jesus fucking Christ, go fucking put it in some fake wooden shoes and make a soap opera for you fucking Windmill-loving fucking cock-shuckers. What else we got? Her Instagram's popping.

She's already got 36,000 followers. She probably has more by now. That ain't shit. What is this? She's got her fucking outfit on. Fuck Tilly Norwood. She's lost followers, bitch. Who she's following?

Oh yeah, let's see who she's following. That's a good question. She's following me. I changed my tune. Oh, other AI people, I think. Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah, I mean, this is fucking stupid. This AI shit is...

If you guys are falling in love with AI, kill yourselves. And I'm serious. If you really fall in love with a fucking... with a bot like this. For real, dude, okay, don't kill yourself, but if you try and stop

and if you can't, then kill yourself. Because it's over. I mean, this is the end. This is the end of humanity. They are just signing you up to be in the Matrix pod with an AI was.

They're going to make movies with this AI caricature and then there's going to be a lot of guys like in their 60s showing up to the premiere. Like, you know, I actually, I direct my text message

on Instagram with her. Very articulate. She's very smart. For her age, she's very smart. Thoughtful answers to the questions that I ask her. And she wants to get to know me, too. Guess what? She knows all of Willie Mays's batting statistics from the 60s.

It's wild. I never met a young lady so knowledgeable. Yeah, I mean, this is fucking pathetic, and they're lying about anyone being interested in signing her. What does signing a bitch like this even mean? Yeah, and like the post that I saw was like talent agents interested in signing her. Anybody could be a talent agent saying that they want to sign this AI actress. That shit is so fake, dude.

It's not going to happen. This Aline Vendervang and Falk and Fulken is pretending people are interested. Fuck AI.