Stavvy's World - Bonus #151 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 9 w/ Andrew Collin [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Andrew Collin is tapped by the Instigator of Troublemakers JP McDade as quite possibly the most maniacal of McDade's Maniacs, as he recalls his luxe past life as a lucky Florida realtor, he degen gambling addict days, how he wishes he could have even been invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and much more. Andrew, JP and Stav help callers including a guy whose girlfriend cut him off from intimacy after finding his adult actress in his internet search history, and a guy who wants to know how he can get his best buds to squash their business beef so they can be the groomsmen in his wedding. Follow Andrew Collin on social media: https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin https://x.com/andrewtcollin https://www.youtube.com/@PuddlesPodcast   Follow JP McDade on social media: https://www.youtube.com/@jpmcdadecomedy   https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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He's playing with his knob. Long time fan. First time caller. First of all, congrats big bro and all the excess. Can't wait to see the new movie. It looks fucking sick. Thanks, dude. Anyway, I got a little problem.

I just want to hear your advice on it. Me and my fiance have been together for a little over six years, been engaged for three years. I never have a problem with her going on my phone ever. I always hand her my phone. She needs to do something. Respect. Look at my phone. I never give a fuck.

no big deal to me well one day i give her my phone and in my 32 years of being alive it's the one time i didn't clear my internet search history so she goes on there and uh funny me that morning i was at work alone in the truck and i was like hey i haven't seen this one porn star in a while i look up down my phone i got to check in on my old babe what's rachel star up to It's way worse than like If you just type in big tit Sure That's not

But if you type in a girl A specific name And like yeah Multiple times That implies longing Yeah sure Yeah like you want a relationship Which is fine

You know You never gonna fuck this porn star Anyway let's see what else we got eldest This one porn star in a while So I looked up that Girl on my phone Looked out her for a second To put my phone away

Later at evening My girl looks at my phone And first thing she sees In my search history is this porn star that looks absolutely nothing like her. Come on. So, of course, she loses her shit at me, calls me ever name

in the book, just goes off. I think that's kind of crazy. Now, fast forward about two weeks now. Everything between me and her, you know, kind of goes back to normal, we're back to normal, you know, enjoy each other's company, loving each other and all that. The problem is, not only she's not letting

me fuck, she's not even let me look at her naked. What? If she changes or anything, I have to be on the other side of the house. This is crazy. Jane, let me look at anything. And she said, uh... What are you a baby?

Because when she looks at her body now, she feels like, oh, this isn't good enough for it. Yeah, I don't have fake tits and a satanic tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have, like, a pentagrams around my nipples. I tell her, yes, it is good enough for you. You're fucking perfect. I fucking love you and you're sexy as fuck.

Yeah. I'm sorry for Ramlin. All right. But now she's saying it's going to be like months before you're naked, let alone hit. No, that's crazy. And I'm just kind of like, I understand, but also it's like, is there anything I can do to, like, show her how really sorry I am? Just how I've never, I don't even look at porn anymore. I give up everything.

Wow. What the fuck. I'm just kind of in a corner. I don't really know what the next move is. If you can give me some fights, I truly appreciate, brother. Thank you. This is a tough one. Because I don't.

Because this is, first of all, she's being. Being unreasonable, that's kind of, that's fucking insane. You let her look at your phone, you have no, there's no, you have full trust in her. I thought he was going to say, oh, wouldn't you know it? It's the one time my crazy ex messages me, I don't talk to this bitch ever, and she just had a six cents for it, and she sent me something weird, and it looks bad. This is nothing. You did literally nothing wrong.

And even if it were a red line, it would have made more sense for her to just leave you. But now she's going about this weird Sharia law situation where she's not allowed you to see her naked. That doesn't make any, that seems like torture. I don't know. I mean, this is tough because she's just being unreasonable here. And it's almost like, I don't think you can cuck your way out of this. I don't think you can, I don't think you can like. Yeah, you have to stand strong.

You got to be like, okay. No, you can't. You've already capitulated way too much. And I'm not obviously like, whatever. I think I have an idea. You buy the Porn Star's Pussy online, let her walk in on you fucking it. Yeah, you're like, oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.

Is this what you fucking want it, you fucking whore? Yeah, this is bad. Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm going to fuck other women then if I can't fuck you. Yeah. And I'll start with the molds of their pussies and then we'll see. Then we'll get to real pussy if you don't start acting right. That's what do you think he has to do.

I think he has to show what's actually bad. Because what he did was so, I get so angry when fuck it's like he didn't do anything wrong. I mean, I think you looked at it longer than a second in your truck. Yeah, listen, you beat off. You beat off in your truck. Who cares if you beat off? We don't care. We don't care.

Again, don't lie to us. Oh, you just looked at it. You just kept tabs with her. Who gives the fucking you jack? I don't know. This is like, and I guess I'll defer to all of you because you're all in, we have two married men. We have a, and Mr. McData's in a serious relationship. Like, I don't even, I want to, you guys take a spin at this before I weigh in, but I don't know.

I mean, that happened to me. I've lived this. Really? Yeah. I mean, she didn't. I was caught and obviously I typed in like bigger, just bigger tits than my wife, which is. Not much bigger. Four years younger than my wife bigger tits.

No, it's not, dude, it's random. It's, oh, it's. Dude, you're being weird. No, but it was something like big jugs or whatever. Big jugs is awesome. And she called me and she gave me shit about it, but I was like, I don't, you got to just, at least what I did is I said, look, I don't jerk off as fast as I can. Yeah, yeah.

I just need to get to come out. I swear to God, it has nothing. Also, it's so generic. I do most viewed. This guy didn't. You get to the top 40 radio stations. You're jacking off to the kesh of pornography. All right, I guess I'm into stepmom.

Yeah. This is what they're serving me. That's what I do. I'm very lazy with it. I love that. He's tougher because it's specific. Still, he's jacking. We're talking about jacking off.

So what I said to her, I go, just say like, look, I jerk off. I don't, this is nothing. There's no connection. I just need to get it out. That's all it is. You know, and just really sell it on like it means nothing. Yeah. Which it doesn't.

Yes. But go ahead. You guys want to weigh in here? Elders and JP? This is a tough one. This is real tricky. Do you try to catch her or something? You try to, like, oh, do you hit her with the Inquisition?

Like, what are you beating off to? Yeah, look at her phone? Probably nothing. She's probably turtled into being, like, asexual, which is the real problem. It'd be so great if she was cheating the whole time. Yeah. I mean, I don't think she is, but that does happen a lot with people who are cheating. are like really protective in a way that's like

Because they're doing it They're projecting That projection happens constantly People have this issue with like the phones And the porn and the stuff like that But it's never ever a response like this And this I mean Clearly she has their own shit

Yeah not to punt to like relationship counseling or anything But it might be a good idea to sit down and talk Like if she's having this response Where she doesn't want to even be touched at all That might be something a little deeper with her Yeah I mean because my initial thing is like she's the one who's wrong now you did like a very

if you I wouldn't even call what you did a a transgression but let's say it is you did the most minor transgression let's say you've talked about it before

it now this is like right and now she's like and look obviously she doesn't have to like do you don't get to just fuck someone

because you're in a relationship she doesn't owe you anything but it's like she is really taking extreme measures Like this is like if you're denying herself If you were cheated on If you cheated on her

And she acted this way It would make sense You know what I mean Like not if you Looked at pornography So in my head Now what I What's telling

What's screaming for me is like You have to act like The one who's being wrong to you Because I think you are But then again I don't know if that's healthy To up the ante in a negative way Or if you have to be like

Like I would be like You're being fucking ridiculous. I mean, don't say like that, but it's like, this is crazy. We have to talk about this because, like, clearly I've triggered some kind of body image issue. I don't know what. Maybe we need to go to couples counseling.

Maybe we need to figure this out. But, like, this is completely unreasonable for you to react this way. Looking at porn is fucking normal. If there's a way that you would prefer me to do it, like, that's fine. But, like, I'm not going to look at porn. And that has no bearing on our relationship. But this guy's even said, I don't even look at porn anymore. He's fully, like, cucked himself and be like, I'm not even jacking off.

So it's like, I think you're, you have to, like, show the reality here because you're living in her reality where this is, where this is a reasonable response. And it just is not at all. I think she's had a few good weeks of, like, overreacting. And he's, like, went along with it. But, yeah, I think at the very least, he owes it to himself to just be like, okay, this is unreasonable. It is. I get to say that to her and be like, whatever I get it, you don't like it. But I just don't think porn is a big deal.

And, you know, maybe it's like, you know, sometimes you'll be in a relationship. You like, find a boundary that you never explicitly discussed. One person thinks it's like so obvious. Like, who gives a fuck if you like beat off to porn? Right. This is like, be like, well, I'll probably beat off to porn again in the rest of my life. During our relationship, like, I'm not going to, I'm not doing it now. I'm being a good behavior, but I'm going to beat off again one day.

And when we have to be able to, like, and look, if she means, if she's real about how she feels, two things are happening here. She has body images that you need to figure out because that's something that's going to affect her. Just for her, you should try and help her through it. But also, it clearly affects your relationship. Or the more sinister thing is she's being manipulative. using a thing that you can't be like you can't be like come on stop withholding pussy if she's like you triggered really bad like body image stuff for me yeah that would be sociopathic but but

those are the two things that are right on here either she has a real issue that you guys either deal with as a as a couple or she's being a fuck she's being fucking ridiculous and it's also like I don't mean to you know press the red panic button here but it's like this is your fiancee you love her but it's like what if she fucking behaves like this when you're married like it's important to deal with shit like this before I mean not that you're clearly committed to her

I'm not saying like oh well if she's not giving up pussy after you jack off to porn send that whore to the curb that's not what I'm saying but a little bitch you should investigate this I think he buys her a gym membership

yeah that says good babe babe I'll get you fake tits I thought of about it. I know what the issue is. You're too disgusting. You put her, you put a blindfold on. You're like,

I got a surprise for you. You take her to a consultation with a plastic surgeon. She thinks you're going to fucking the Bahamas. She just feels markers on her skin. Yeah, just a sharpie all over. You're like, I hope your passport's in order. There's a photo of the foreign star behind her. It's like, Exhibit A.

It's just a fucking. It's literally exhibit. It's Pimp my ride. Yeah. Yeah. Pimp my pussy. Pimp my pussy. my bitch. Yeah, that's incredible.

Yeah, maybe you want to try to do that. Yeah, that's your other option. Tell her to step up. But no, but yeah. Yeah, dude, you got to talk. This is either a serious issue that you have to deal with or she's being very unreasonable and you have to figure this out because you can't. Also, what's worse?

If you jerk off to your brain, if a girl walked in and I'm just in a dark room. Oh, yeah, because if I'm going off to my brain, it's somebody I already fucked. I'm not imagining. Or it's a sandwich or it's like something weird. It's like, yeah, maybe it's a dog. You want. I'm imagining the suffragettes of the early 1900s. It's hard for how much I respect them.

Yeah, exactly. Like, it's like Susan B. Anthony's getting me rock hard. They should love that. It's just a fucking porn star. That means nothing, you know? I sort of agree with you. Like, this would be semi-reasonable if she found him. Like, we kind of come up against this stuff when, like, a husband or a,

boyfriend is basically addicted to only fans and they have that is that's different that is a different that's like going to a strip club and having a specific dancer that you give thousands of dollars to like but this is just this is just like you know whatever you buy your girlfriend and cheesecake factory gift card for a birthday and you're giving the stripper like thousands yeah yeah exactly look i get you more than an appetizer but yeah we're strapped here yeah this is yeah you got to just man up a little Or not man up. Yeah. Person up.

Person up. You have a truck for work. That's where I cut off. You know what? Yeah, like the whole thing hasn't been misogynate. We haven't been massaginous for like half of this year. Get her new pussy. We draw the line.

Don't man up. Sorry. That language is problematic. We draw the line at reinforcing the gender binding. Pimp your whore. Now anyway, let's get back to the pimp your whore riff. Anyway, good luck, bud. Let's see.