Stavvy's World - Bonus #152 - Tommy Sinbazo (Halloween Special)

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld In a galaxy far, far away (the Baltimore HQ of Stavvy Baby Enterprises), Baltimore's finest Tommy Sinbazo returns to the pod for a special Halloween edition to tout his expertly crafted Mandalorian helmet and droids, reminisce on violent white trash candy spats from the Halloweens of his youth, talk about being engaged since he first met Stav over a decade ago, and much more. Stav and Tommy help callers including an overworked construction worker with three kids who doesn't want anymore but whose wife keeps coercing making with an offer he can't refuse, a dork who's wondering if Baltimore is safe to live in, and a woman whose husband almost left her because she put on too much weight. Follow Tommy Sinbazo on social media: https://www.instagram.com/tommy_sinbazo/ https://www.facebook.com/tommy.sinbazo/ https://www.instagram.com/bussiwithani 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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To get your guide, visit durhamtourism.ca.ca slash discover. I ended up that year for Halloween, I went out with my buddy Harold and this girl that I was dating, right? And we went trick-or-treating, and I wore my, the same lark gear. And I had a trash bag, right? So, and we had heard that the neighborhood was, we knew the neighborhood was getting bad. Yeah. But, uh, so we are walking down this one street and all of a sudden someone comes whizzing by me on a bike, right? And I hear, give me that fucking candy, right?

And this kid on a bike, hey, um, African-American. child on a bike that I don't know it was his right well okay now you are that is literal

speculation but that's fine I don't know just fine he did steal your candy didn't show your receipt yeah so he whips by me

grabs the bag and I held on and pulled and then the bag just ripped and candy went everywhere and now he's like kind of slowly white trash pinata

yeah he's slowly like pedaling away and I would in my head I'm like I could catch him So I pulled the fucking dagger And I fucking

You up the dagger on him? I had the fucking dagger And I'm fucking chucking at him right And he looks back And sees fucking men and nights Yeah Guards You have taken my

Confectionaries So He cuts down Like he's chasing him He goes down the street down to this And it's another thing Where he then runs into all his friends At like the top of my street

Basically the same place where we got jumped. Of course, of course. Chronologically, just put us in time. This was how many years before or after your family got beat? Two years before. Two years before, okay. So this is the prequel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we get down there and... This is episode one, yeah. This is Darth Mall, actually. This is the Darth Mall of you getting jumped. Hey, that kid was a phantom menace. So he meets up with the rest of the clones. And they start. like you know now he like I mean that's hilarious that's like cinematic where you're like

I'm gonna fuck you up and then you still like oh yeah and then just the the chase happens the other way that's really fucking funny hill music starts yeah we're going in and out of doors in the hallway so he ends up he meets up with them and they start like surrounding us and now it's me the girl I'm dating and my buddy Harold and they're all your your friends ran with you yeah they ran and then they're like oh why didn't we do this big mistake but The only thing that was keeping them back was I had this, you know, this fucking dagger. Which probably wasn't sharp.

No, yeah, no. It was sharp. Oh, it was. Okay. The sides you couldn't cut stuff, but it could stab. Okay, okay. So, um, I'm holding this fucking dagger, right? And, uh, you know, they're like, man, why did you chase my boy? Bub, blah, blah. Like, starting getting mouthy. Like, he took my twigs. He didn't even, like, have anything of value.

The candy, he didn't have the candy. The candy was on the ground. All over the ground. You were just doing it for revenge. I was like, one day I will be diabetic. So then while they're all gathering around, apparently some other kids said, you know, told my mom and neighbors and everything what was going on.

Now, my next-door neighbor, his super racist dad was visiting. The dad pulls up. Visiting. Hilarious. Well, he wouldn't live there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he hops in, like, his big station wagon

and fucking damn near plows through this crowd, right? And the kid had jumped off his bike, and he gets out and fucking take, the kid's bike and throws in his trunk and goes, you know, escorts us back down to my house, right? So now it's like, night of the living dead because now they're all coming like, why would you take the bike? Because they wanted it there. My mom, when he threw a bike in my mom's yard, in my yard, right, the front yard.

And they're all coming, get back my bike. And my mom was like, you can have your bike when you bring your mother here to come and get it. Interesting. So. But again, it was over candy. Yes. Like they couldn't return the candy. No, no, no.

Look, if he's robbed you, if he took your wallet, like, yeah, take his guy and we'll do a trade. Yes. But this is really not worth it. Stop, it's the principal. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. This guy's racist, deadbeat father. He could have gone trick or treating.

He could have gathered this candy on his own. I wonder if he would have been better off living with his children instead of just occasionally popping in and stoking the flames of a race war. They were adults. This was like an older racist guy. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You know, back from when racism, he, I'm pretty sure. he said the word a few times i'm not surprised 80s in fucking southwest baltimore yeah he did so um my mom

was like you know you can have this back when you know your mom comes to get it right so then this kid goes into our neighbor's yard and then hops the fence and gets in my mom's face and he was like bitch i'll fucking and my mom fucking hauls back and slaps the fucking shit out of this kid like you heard a crack rock right if it was if it was street fighter would be like hey hey ho oh yeah yeah yeah and the kid just starts, and you're in your tunic watching all of this. I'm there playing a fife by now. Is he dressed? How's he dressed? Does he have a t-cert and jeans? No, no.

Would have been awesome if she's slapping Spider-Man. My mom kicks the shit out of SpongeBob, right there. But, you know, I will say it's kind of lazy because costume is the perfect color for crime. Yeah. You're wearing a mask. You know what I mean? If you do a common costume, you can get away, you know what I mean? You get like

steal shit? Who cares? It's like, you know? If you had two costumes on, you wouldn't take the one off? Oh, what if he was dressed like a Klansman. Now that's genius. No one would have. That's genius. That's awesome. So my mom, it gets slapped, whatever. The cops

come, right? And now the cops are there and the cops are like, just getting back his bike. You know, there's really nothing we can do. I mean, that is true. It's true. It's true. And like, he shouldn't have taken your candy, but yeah, this was a real miscalculation. It ended up with your mom being the one who clearly

committed the worst crime. Yeah, I mean, just slapping the fucking. Should I have pulled a knife on someone that stole my candy. I guess that's true. You did pull a knife. Yeah, I'll take that back. I did. They were in the right to be like, hey, this guy's chasing a friend. This actually is kind of, you've escalated this, sir. You've actually escalated, yeah. You've all this over five dollars worth of candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, they all, they leave or whatever. But I also get it. You steal candy for me when I'm fucking 13. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm pissed off with my girlfriend right there. You can't make me look. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, were you getting, were you, were you, were you getting

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