Stavvy's World - Bonus #155 - Call Brothers Vol. 1 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

In an exciting, first-of-its-kind series, the boys talk directly to the fans… while hitting the kush. To kick off the exciting Call Brothers subseries, Stavvy, Eldy, and video extraordinaire Saxon AKA Saxton AKA “Ball Saxon” reflect on their travels on a quick Appalachian run of the Dreamboat Tour on their day off at the AirBNB in Asheville. The boys help beautiful Patreon members including a married man humblebragging about his wife turning a blind eye to his sugar baby situationship, a man whose sister cut off all contact with him because of a joke he made about Ruth Bader Ginsburg after her death, and a woman who’s stuck in a truly unbelievable, never-ending saga involving the death of her mother, the stepfather she suspects is the culprit, and the convoluted Albanian legal system.If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken.☎️ Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Gandalf's Big Naturals. Are you there? How's it going? Hey, Gandalf's Big Naturals. I have strong doubts that your call is even real from your message. Dude. But, oh my God, man. But, you know, your username really, really gets you, gets you through here.

So let's hear what you got. Let's see. Oh, yeah, for sure. So I'm just going to go ahead and read my initial question. as it was in the chat. Obviously, there is, I mean, there's so much. But whatever you guys have questions on, yeah, we can dig into it after we get it established. So you, and Elders, by the way, is so stupid, he's let so many clearly fake calls through in the past.

So to arouse his suspicion, you have to really, you have to really bring in some heat. And you sound earnest. You might be just a good actor. I don't know. but let's see let's without further ado take it away gandolph's big naturals yep yeah i you know so many people that i've talked to have been like are you real and oh my god you guys i wish that i was not but here we are we persist so um earlier this year um on may second my mom was murdered by her husband while they were traveling in Albania.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry for laughing when I heard Albania. Okay, preface, listen, just to level, my, my like trauma response has been to compartmentalize this top tier. And humor is the only way out, man. So it's all good. You don't have to tiptoe. I appreciate it. And we won't first. but it's more that I it's just an incredible job by eldest because he's setting this up like you're like I got I was in a gang bang with clowns and they came in me and I don't know which clown is my and they won't take a paternity test and then the first thing you say is my mother was murdered I'm like how about a fucking heads up eldest that that's what we're dealing with

you fucking piece of shit I don't want to give any spoilers I want you to I want you to receive TV's cold. I guess, like, saying that I think it could be fake is kind of a spoiler, but anyway, sorry. Hey, we're here. We're digging in Albay. Okay, sorry, they're traveling in Albania. Yes, in Albania. Where it is legal to kill your wife. Oh, go ahead. I was just going to say he picked the right, the right country. My, yeah, man, my aunt was like so certain. She was like, he's going to get life. And I was like, I don't know, dude. I went anyways. So, okay, so on May 2nd, he murdered her. Jesus Christ.

And, yeah, not great. Kind of not something I was there. Albanian CSI was there. We are going to lick the finger, the finger. We are going to taste the fingerprints. And if the fingerprints taste the same, we will do. We will, like, just they're completely ruining the fucking. What kind of blood is this?

The embassy had me, like, email, like, three or four different people at the prosecutor's office, and not a single one of them responded to me. So, you know, they're not in the right game. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that happened. Yes. So, fun fact.

If you are the beneficiary or next of kin of the person you murder, you do initially inherit all of their assets. because you've not yet been deemed officially guilty of their murder in a court. Oh, my God. Yeah. So he gets. Yeah. And this is. Wait,

what? The husband, the guy who killed her gets inherits all her mom's stuff because it's not proven because he's her husband. Is it universal or Albanian? Dude. And here's the thing, like not to get too graphic,

but he was like covered in her blood. Jesus Christ. they like said like why did you do it and he was still drunk which i was really worried he was going to be able to say altered state or whatever but like he was like she was yelling at me and i was like probably yelling at you to let her get out of the house so anyway in the articles they're like he had weak motives and i was like okay well at least we're all on board for that yeah yeah what the fuck so what's going on now are you guys uh we're a little high yeah i mean we are high, which is another hilarious move by

Eldis to drop this at the end. Literally the conversation before was like, should we stop or do one more? And this is the fun one Elders told us to go out on. Well, I had you, I had you on, I had you in the live in the live room for so long. So I just want to make sure we got

to you tonight. Anyway, we're good enough to handle. We're sharp. Our witch are about us. Don't worry, Gandalf's big naturals. I'm stone sober. I'll help crack this case. Don't worry. Gandalf's big naturals, we will get to the bottom

of your mother's recent murder. Listen, I feel so satisfied that the OG Albanian is the captain of this ship. Yeah, you're in his competent hands as word at Albanian embassy right now. It's good insight, actually.

Oh, the email chain. Man, the email chain is brutal. Okay, so so I have nothing if they have a will. They didn't let me know where it was. My mom had retired six weeks before she died. So she had just cashed out her entire retirement fund because here's the thing.

Like they had sold all of their property. They were technically U.S. citizens. But their plan was to go to Albania and then do this fun little triangle where you do Albania, Turkey, Greece in like three-month rotations because you automatically, you just have to file some paperwork, but if you're an American citizen, you automatically qualify for Albanian citizenship. If you just fill out the right shit,

they love us for some re- I mean, Jesus, isn't it? That's fucking hilarious. Over there right now or something, what a nightmare. Oh, my God. Interesting. So their plan was to retire in Albania. Yeah. Albania, Turkey, Greece, because if you're out of the if you're out of the country

I think for 90 days then when you return your visa has reset for a whole other year so anyway if anybody wants to move to Albania it seems like it's kind of tight if you don't get back

it seems like you can go wrong right she had just cashed out her entire retirement 401K and anyway So they were planning on traveling Europe and, like, buying a house without working and living there until the day they died. So it's not like jump change. And I make 40 before taxes and I live in the Midwest.

Like, it's not looking up. I don't have, like, the money for legal help. Of course, of course, damn. So two weeks ago, while he was incarcerated in Schoder, even though, yeah, yes, yes, even though he had, like, like, anyway, half-hearted, attempted to, like, kill himself after he killed her initially. I guess he wasn't on a watch list, so they, like, left him alone for a while, and he hung himself with a bed sheet. But he didn't finish?

Fuck. That would have been awesome if he killed himself. Skoddard is in the north, by the way. They're real villagers up there, so I'm not surprised by the lax legal system. That's where they, I think they still, like, uphold the canoe and shit there, the blood oath. Yeah. You know, they're especially laissez-faire about prisoners killing themselves and stuff. Okay, so he doesn't kill himself, unfortunately.

No, he does. He does kill himself. What? He succeeds. Yeah, on October 28th, he succeeded. And the Albanian embassy did not let me know, even though I had already emailed them two times this month. I guess, like, I wasn't on the list of people to call. Like, I found out from a random lady in Connecticut.

Holy shit. So he healed himself in fucking Schoder. That's crazy. And now, Albania refuses to release your family's assets. Elders' fucking cousins having you Mercedes right now off your mom's retirement plan. I just think they can't help me.

Like, I don't know where the... The thing is, it's like what I need is I need to be able to get in contact with the executor of his estate. Obviously, I'm not a bit of his estate because he hates me. my guts because I've been trying to get my mom to leave him since I was in high school. Right. So I'm not on that list.

Holy fuck. So wait, if I'm understanding this correctly, the biggest legal problem is he was not yet, he was not yet like convicted. Convicted of the murder. So at the moment he died, he inherited all your mothers. He's in a gray area where now he, whoever, it was in his will. gets all your mom's shit. Exactly.

So it's like, so yeah, on the technicality that he had not yet been deemed guilty, he was still eligible to inherit her assets. Wow. And because he didn't have a guilty verdict, her assets are legally still part of his estate. Oh, my God. And I asked the embassy, they were like, I asked him. embassy, I was like, can you give me the contact of his executor? Because he only has like a 90-year-old

dad and a 70-year-old sister I have never met before. And if they have an attorney, I don't know. Right. But like, this dude was like a yacht broker who was talking about how he bought like his 200th like share of stock and Tesla. So home he has an attorney, right? Right. Right. But due to privacy laws, the Albanian embassy cannot give me the contact information to his executor. So this is like, I don't know who this person is. So essentially we're fucked. It's just this kind of scene like I'm completely removed from the equation. And so I guess my question is, like what we're getting to is not legal advice,

but when all of this first started, like the first week that it happened, there was like a Tampa news station that reached out to my aunt and asked if they wanted to talk about it. And at the time, we were like, no way, let's not blow up our shit. This is already so crazy. But now, I mean, we're really running out of options. Yeah. I guess there's like a forensic accountant who might be able to. But listen, I'm broke.

I'm sure you've got to pay that guy. Sure. So I'm wondering if I should reach out to that news station in Florida and, like, ask if they want to, like, run my story to see if, I mean, like, I have no idea what being in the public eye would be like or what kind, like, what I would be, like, opening, you know, the door to, but I would hope that maybe, like, visibility would get me in contact with resources. of like some rich dude who's just bored and doesn't have enough going on and like his favorite podcast is my favorite murder you know like what do I yeah yeah so it's to be in the middle of a true crime

fucking podcast I think a lot of news outlets would be happy yeah I think and I think what you're asking is like is it worth opening Pandora's box but I think what you're doing here is not you're not trying to get fucking famous in fact my advice to you would be like keep it as about the story as possible

make it clear you're not your family is pushed into this they don't want to do this at all but you're really afraid that there's going to be like you know because of some technicality and being overseas that there's going to be a miscarriage of justice and that you just want to be able to you know claim your mother's assets you don't it's not just about money i would assume it's also like just ever sentimental shit and it's just the principle of the matter the principle of the guy who fucking killed her should not be allowed to inherit her stuff yeah Like the thing, one of the things that he kept her in the relationship was he would threaten, he said, whatever I need to say to take you to court. I will say anything I need to to get you in jail and I have enough money.

Everything is in my name. Like, I'm going to be able to afford an attorney and you're not and you're going to get like sunk into debt or in prison if you try to leave me. So nightmare scenario. And now it's like the law is structured such. that, like, even in her death, the sanctity of her personhood cannot be, like, defined. It's crazy. But, yeah, man, I mean, like, my options, like, I have spoken to so many probate and litigation lawyers and, like, an international lawyer who was like, you did not have the many.

So, thank you. But, like, the last lady I talked to was, like, well, here's what you got. you could contact the people who you know he had an account with so much that the company opens a cease and desist suit against you. So you're responding to a suit that has already been put together and you wouldn't have had to pay for it. And it would be dismissed in court because you technically hadn't broke the law. So it would be like me versus Charles Schwab in the court. right she also was like

have you contacted the FBI and I was like what and she was like yeah go ahead give them a call so I did and the FBI was like why have you called us

and I was they you have to be speaking to an attorney and I was like the attorney told me to call yeah yeah damn and then this

well they are running a really tight sheep at the FBI right now they're too busy fucking posting memes crazy yeah like making like a

images of like Donald Trump on angel and angels wings like droning thousand children executing every drug dealer who deserves it so so they were like okay final option you could open a posthumous wrongful death suit against him in Albania and then get the guilty verdict and then take that verdict to federal court where they would deem that the thing should not be in his estate so only things that rich people in Hallmark and like high life movies can can do so yeah thanks so much for listening i know that is like so much detail but it is no i mean it's important yeah i mean it's so funny that this is the one else is like something's fishy here i'm sorry i'm sorry i thought this is a harrowing journey

it is quite harrowing yes as someone as someone who has dealt with my parents death. Wow. Look, you got him on his heels now. He's bringing up his parents' deaths. Dealt with my parents' debts and dealt with complicated legal matters. Yeah. Just very in over my head on, including estate matters. Yeah. God damn. And the Byzantine Albanian government. Have you tried giving the magistrate in the case a new baby goat as a bribe? Have you tried bribing him with a deformed Serbian slave? a house. Maybe that's what he wants. Chain up a Kosovo. And send them over to the guy,

to the Albanian prime minister's house. Um, like, so far I'm wondering if like my, if the fact that my emails are in English, if they're like, man, it's probably spam. Like, if they're just, like, directly deleting it as soon as they see it, uh, because it's silence on the Western front. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I do think, um, I do think, I do think, like I don't think it's wrong to go the media right like you're just looking to get some attention here and to have some because I don't know you said you've talked a couple lawyers but it's like I don't know do they even know what they're talking about in this case because this is such a complicated matter I don't even know who's the expert for this you know like

the fact that it's Albania is so fucking crazy I know because you can't even open the suit up here I guess no yeah but the thing is Like, I don't even know. So whoever is, the thing is, is like, I do not know where the assets are, which if you don't know where life insurance is, where a will is, where a bank account is, it might as well not exist. Interesting. But, but like, I mean, so we're going to talk to a forensic accountant and see if they are like, have magic mystical powers and can shoot lightning bolts out of their hands or something. something yeah um does this guy does this guy have does this guy have like any relatives or anything that's the thing so 90 year old dad 90 year old dad don't know how with it his brain is

right uh talked to him once when i was in middle school i think i ate brunch i think i saw him for like an hour and a half when i was 13 and then like he has a sister who i have never met before who like, I think I did like a name search on the internet and found like an email that's attached to the name in the city she lives in. But that's like the only way I would have to contact her. So that's kind of a crap shoot. Yeah. I don't know anything about the fucking legal system.

But that sort of like tracking a person down in your own country like if it seems pretty black and white that that's like they have no right to any of that. That is not how justice should work. And I feel like if you can get in touch with them and they could be like, okay, here you go. That's like what's crazy. It's like if the only obstacle is money or like the knowledge of how to do it, because you look at the situation and you're like, obviously. Right. So it's like, but you just have to have the 100K on hand to file the paperwork that makes it official.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I do think if that's the case, like, because what Saxon's saying is like, yes, you're completely in the right. And any moral person who got this money might even go so far as, like, in a perfect world, a good person, and not even a good person, just someone who could like, you know, has some basic moral code would be like, I have to give this $40,000 or whatever it is to the person who actually,

like I don't, I couldn't live with myself if I took this money. because my fucking piece of shit brother killed someone and now I get her money. That doesn't make any sense, right? Now, do we know that this is a moral person? We don't, right? We don't know who the fuck this is. So that's why I do think you saying like, at the very least, talking about it, because another motivator might just be shame, right?

Like maybe in a vacuum, this person would never give the money back. But if this becomes even sort of a story that gets back to them, if a reporter tracks, them down and it's like what is your you know do you have a do you have a comment on this if people know them as the person who stole the money that should have gone to the you know someone who their relative killed that might actually help and I think you know just saying this just even getting your story out there might lead to the attention of someone who actually knows these that may might not be a hundred grand right you talk to somebody who told you to call the fucking FBI clearly that bitch didn't exactly know what she was doing

There might be a lawyer who come- A person I've spoken to. So shout out to her. She was doing her best, but I mean, there might be somebody who actually has dealt with this exact thing, as specialized as it is. There might be someone who knows the actual way to do this, you know, in a more, who has not just theoretical advice, but has done this in other countries or whatever. Yeah.

And getting your story out there might not hurt. You know, so I don't think it's a bad idea. I would tell people in general to avoid this kind of stuff if you could. And I think your first instinct was correct. But now that things have gotten such, taking such a weird turn, as long as you don't let this kind of become a circus and just kind of put the story forward and say, hey, we're just trying to get our moms. You know, we just want to, we just want to respect her final wishes and kind of honor our mom. And, you know, like you said, it's the very definition of a person. I'm an only child.

Oh, no. Who did you? Oh, so when you said, when you were, okay, damn, that's brutal. This is all on you. Yeah.