Stavvy's World - Bonus #157 - George Civeris [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

George Civeris returns to the pod to discuss his new special A SENSE OF URGENCY, how Greeks don’t have irony, why closed gay relationships are preposterous, working at Facebook but not having access to any of the perks, and much more. George and Stav help callers including a guy who wants tips on hooking up with a Greek coworker, and a woman who wants to know how to give her fiancé better top so they can take a sick Greek honeymoon. Watch George Civeris’s new special A SENSE OF URGENCY…On Apple TV: https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/george-civeris-a-sense-of-urgencyOn Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.com/George-Civeris-Urgency-Jeremy-Essig/dp/B0FR3B3YZB Follow George Civeris on social media:https://www.georgeciveris.com/https://www.instagram.com/georgeciveris/https://x.com/georgeciveris ☎️ Want to be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Davy Baby, eldest esteemed guest. I am trying this again because I definitely fucked it up the first time, but I am a young, 24-year-old male. And recently out of a relationship, working on myself, things are going well. And there is this girl that I work with, who I'm not going to say her name, obviously, but she's very Greek. She is extremely Greek And I'm kind of I work at the commercials before movies Sorry, keep going all this

You know More of an out there guy And she's a more reserved kind of gal So I'm trying to You know, throw out some vibes See how things are She did get me a gift For my housewarming party

that I invited her to. She did not end up coming to, but still got me a gift. And I was kind of like, okay, okay, all right. She didn't come, but she got me a fine. And we talked at work and, you know, have good times and stuff like that. So she's extremely Greek. She's very reserved in terms of like she's not kind of a nerd. Basically, she's a STEM girl.

You know how they are. I know. But, yeah, brother, I just need some, like, game, basically. My question is, like, can you put me on game? Like, can you help me... Want me to put you on with a Greek goddess? It's fucking bitty at work. I don't know if that's, like, fucking speaking Greek to her.

Or, like, cooking her Greek meat. I don't fucking know what the fuck. Put me on to some game, my guy. Also, side note. you're the fucking greatest stand-up comedian out of the DMV

fuck them other motherfuckers well you know some of them my friends love you brother thank you I appreciate it

and thank you for everything put out much love and you too eldest I guess okay I like how he ended

being disrespectful to eldest and complimenting me that's I hope he doesn't get Greek pussy I mean this is describing

my middle sister is a Greek woman in STEM yeah who is i she's not um reserved in the sense she's like very funny very outgoing but she i would imagine she is someone who is more reserved at work she's not one of these people that's like happy friday of course every day at the office um that said how would i advise someone who wants to fuck her um well you were saying that he shouldn't fuck his coworker which i do think is correct number one i mean here's the here's the thing right

Right? His question is, hey, man, do you have any Greek insight on having sex with a big girl? And it's like, first of all, no. Yeah. Like, we're just from the same country. Do you have any insight of me fucking an American girl? But, I mean, I guess I could give you some. And look, we'll give you some general pointers about that, sure. But it's a girl that you're a coworker who generally you shouldn't try and fuck.

And I have heard nothing from his. retelling that makes it sound like this is someone who wants to fuck him in the least now the gift I think that's way more she has some manners but and by the way she regifted you a mug there was a fucking vase or something she wanted to get rid of you're a nice enough guy and she was like I'll put this in a fucking bag I'll put a little bow on it I'll give it to fucking whatever I would even say houseworming gift is like sex less like it is kind of It's like something you do give to someone you want to be friends with. Well, I guess it also is what was the gift?

I don't want him to get Greek pussy. But I do think, like, I'm like, would I ever get any co-worker, a housewarming gift? Well, you're an Albanian, especially, especially if I'm a boorish Albanian. Especially if I wasn't going to their fucking party. I don't know. Okay. First of all, like I said, you have no manners. You're classless.

That's number one. I I now now to play devil's advocate there are two readings on this one is that she is an ultra conservative ultra like polite really good you know like you know kind of reserved Greek girl who's like oh that's my work friend I'll get I don't want to go to the party because I'm not going to go out drinking or what will yeah yeah say about that I have to go light a candle at church I have to go yeah I have to go pray but I will get him a fucking whatever well and I What the gift is kind of as interesting. Is it something that's easily re-giftable? Is it something generic? Was there something that was even a little thought into it? Was there something an inside joke? So there is one very generous reading that's like,

she kind of likes him at least a little more than a regular co-worker from that gift. Maybe, right? I'm more partial to the first read, but I'm open to that. That's the one sliver of silver lining that he's, that his recounting tells me maybe there's something and okay let's go with that logic right well then you just do it like any anybody else you're interested in who might be a little reserved you get to know her you talk to her if we're especially at work it's not a good idea to but if you're the kind of person

who doesn't give a fuck about that works actually not a bad place to try and that's why the whole work husband work wife thing is is so a part of our you know understanding why it's having this big moment now, I think, I mean, great Drusky skit aside, I think like it is a little in the consciousness because that's one of the easiest places to slowly fall in love with someone. I just went to a wedding of two people that met at work and they're like so in love and I think it's going to last in there. Yeah. Yeah, you have lunches, you have little inside jokes, slowly over time with no pressure.

If again, you are not worried about the ethical part of trying to fuck your coworker who might not be into it at all and, you know, then if it's something. someone you get along with and you both don't care about the job, it's actually a great place to kind of slowly with no pressure, get to know someone. And that's really it. There's no Riz. There's no secret here. Now, what do I think is happening? There's a girl you want to fuck. And there's, you know nothing else about her really, right? Other than that she's Greek and a guy who has a podcast that you like happens to be Greeks, you're like, I know the secret. But in reality, I don't even know that you have a connection to this person.

I'm not really like Nothing is like I'm getting no alarm bells ringing right now But you know Well okay first of all I actually want completely Both of us had such a negative reaction To the whole fucking a co-worker thing

And I'm actually doing a 180 on that I'm like it's it's fine Like if it depends what your job is Whatever if you're fine with it And she's fine with it Then I don't want to be a scold And I do agree generally speaking There's no secret to a bagging a Greek woman

Yeah. But we could give him some things he could mention in passing. Like, guess what? Mentioned the Olympics. Sure. Like, that's true. Like just sort of. You know, I've read this great translation of the Odyssey.

Of the Odyssey. No joke. If a fucking person that I didn't give a fuck about it at all dropped that, I'd be like. Well, that's what I mean. And I actually think that would work on me. That is, I think he's maybe framing it in a more dramatic way that it needs to be framed. But ultimately, the answer to the question of like, how do you get in with any Greek person

is just like express affection for Greek culture in any way because that's all the ones. Ask them about Greece. Say, I've always wanted to visit. I've always wanted to visit. Look up like an island that isn't meconosa or Santorini and be like, you know,

I've heard Folegoneroses like huge this year. Right, right, right, right. Like watch the one random Greek Netflix show and be like, it was served to me and then I actually ended up watching the whole thing and it's really good. I like that. Yeah.

So I do think, And a little goes a long way. Yes. But she will appreciate it. Her face will light up if you suddenly, you know, tell her that did you know John Stamos is Greek? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle Stavros, or cousin Stavros, of course, my claim to fame in elementary school. Although I didn't like the prosthetic work they did on him.

But, yeah, I think like slow play it, slow, slowly drop a couple Greek hands, trying. And again, I'm not, if you don't give a fuck about the job, and you have any vibes and you're being respectful, that's fine. But where I will say, where I will keep a little negativity about the fucking coworker thing is the second she makes it clear

she's not interested, you have to fully drop it. You can't, you can't like even bring it up again playfully like you might have, it was somebody you went to like class with or something. Like that's when you have to drop because now we're getting into harassing someone in their workplace territory.

But provided that doesn't happen and you're just kind of slow playing it, you're becoming, you know, friends, whatever. You know, then if she's like kind of this reserved Greek girl, kind of be very traditional about it and understand this is going to be a long play. You're not, like, and that's where I'm like, is this what you actually want?

Do you want a long, drawn-out courtship? Because I think that's the way you actually end up with this girl. Yeah, watch my Big Fat Greek wedding and then see how you feel. But yeah, you're going to have to like slowly build stuff up over time, make sure she's even interested so that you're not committing a crime workplace crime and then like hang out outside of

she didn't even come to your fucking housewarming party you're gonna have to get her outside of work at some point just to see if you have any actual you know chemistry in an outside of work environment and then from there it's like first date that's barely a date

into like a nice and then you kind of have to take her to like a nice dinner you know ask her about a good Greek place, you know, whatever. Like, that could be good. Greek people loves taking you to a Greek restaurant. And that could be kind of like a quasi. We're friends, but maybe this is the turning point.

Yeah. Hang out. You know what I mean? But I don't know, man. You're gonna, like, entrap yourself into just learning about Greek culture. Yeah, yeah. And like, and she, it's like going to be like a comedy thing where she keeps thinking you're just interested in Greek culture.

Right. We could go to Astoria and, like, explore the scene there. Right, right. Like, yeah, that sounds great. Like, I really like this guy, but he keeps asking me about Greek stuff. like converting the Greek Orthodox, but you're still not. She's getting married. You're like, I got, I know, I'm just going to, I'm going to be the priest that marries them.

And then I'll say, no, I'll take it off. I want you. But yeah, dude, it's just like anybody else. But a little, sprinkle a little Greek dust on there, you'll be fine. Very funny call, though. I really have no indication that they have any natural chemistry. I know. This is a pattern.

You know, we need, there need to be better written female characters in these calls.