Stavvy's World - Bonus #158 - Live Call Show Vol. 35 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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Last time I picked my brother up from the airport. I pranked him by putting a sign on the passenger side door of my car that said National Association of Men with Micropenuses. That's a good one. Respect. I know. I know. I know. And I'm picking him up from the airport again next week. And I want to get him again, but I want to top it. And I'm thinking, I'm thinking instead of just putting a sign on my car,

I'm thinking that I'll dress up like a charter. You know, like when you get off a plane, there's those like chauffeurs and suits and caps holding up a sign for the person's name. Yes. So I'm thinking I want to do something like that, but put something embarrassing on the sign and I don't know what to put on the sign. So I want your guy,

I want the ancient Greek god of wisdom and his Albanian gimp to help me figure out here. Well, this is good because the car thing is funny. The only problem with it is that you don't see it until it's outside. And by the time people go outside with their luggage, they're not even really paying attention. And they don't give a shit.

So, yes, I think you're right that something inside the airport is the next logical step to embarrass him. Now, having said that, though, you're dressed up in a costume. You're holding a sign that says, Mr. Little Nuts, for example. You're the one who looks stupid. You're right. Look, truly, well, that was the thing with the other sign. Like, I'm in the car. I look stupid.

too. That's how, I mean, me and my brother have that relationship. If I'm going to make fun of him, I want to be part of the joke, too. Otherwise, it just feels, otherwise it's no fun, you know? Right, right, right. Huh, interesting. So I don't mind. I truly don't mind if the joke kind of burns me a little bit. It's just part of the fun. Right. Well,

because the thing is, you could have something embarrassing, but your brother, and so you'd just be waiting there. Exactly. Here's, okay, here's a gut instinct. a sign is a good thing I feel like to really embarrass him it's got to be a really big sign

so you need to get something custom printed that like poster board yeah go to FedEx and get like you know four foot by six foot kind of sign or something for example something okay and you know for a sign yes Mr. Little Nuts something classic like that would be pretty good

is there an embarrassing photo of him is there, you know, did he get... Oh, God, there's so many embarrassing photos. Is there a collage you could make? I wanted to also be, but here's the thing. Like I said, I wanted to be a joke that also kind of made, if, if possible, I wanted to be a joke that kind of makes me look stupid too. And if it's just an embarrassing photo of him, that might be a little bit to, to me.

You know what I mean? And also, Cabin Little Nuts is a great idea. I want to make it, I want to be creative if I can and figure out something that's not to do with his penis size because I did that already with the last one. True. Sure. That's why I wanted to bring this to my favorite comedian. You could, okay, this is interesting.

Thank you. I appreciate that. I think what also could work, though, is something a little more, a sign? Is there something where you can sort of ambush him a little bit? Where it's like, congratulations, you just won biggest cuck at the airport. And there's like somebody comes out with a camera on you and you, and you interview him. And you're like, sir, how do you feel about, you know? Oh, God, that would be awesome.

Something like, but what did, what, you don't want to say littleest dick. Cuck is a good one. Gay, you know, to do something public, it's not that funny to be like, you just won gayest guy at the airport. Yeah. You know, it just becomes a hate crime. By the way, real quick, real quick, side story. A year ago, he and I are getting, like, pictures taken, just the two of us, like, my mom set it up. And a woman was watching a photographer.

And she was, like, you know, looking like, oh, that's really cute. And then she heard the photographer say something about us. She goes, wait, they're brothers. I thought they were going to get married. Oh, we. Pretending you're proposing to him is pretty funny. Oh, my God. That's it.

All right, that's it. Pretending or proposing to him and like having someone with a camera and trying to kiss him, trying to kiss him on the lips and he's like pulling away. That's actually not. You know what? He doesn't love that because a year ago. So neither of us actually are gay, but. A year ago, I went to visit him and he was like for his birthday and I bought him dinner and he was like, for my birthday present, can we pretend to be gay? And at one point he like pretended to go in for a kid. I was like a little bit. That was a little too far for me. Yeah. I think this time I might be able to make it work. Or if you don't want to make it a gay angle, you could have a busted woman. You could hire someone to pretend to be his wife. Okay, that might be a little.

or someone because the other thing is it is funny to I've liked going to like going out with like a female friend of mine and and like just look I look like shit I don't care right they're like my friend I don't care and they're like a hot woman and like acting like I'm just a shitty boyfriend is actually a really fun joke to me where it's like I'm like shut up bitch and I'm like some guy in like basketball shorts and it's like a beautiful woman. So you could gender swap it, but I do think it is pretending, pretending to propose them is pretty good.

My friend, Danny, riding the car that I'm, she and I are on a date, so. Sorry, I can't, you're breaking up a little bit. Sorry, go ahead, Savie. You're breaking up, you're breaking up, buddy. Oh, can you hear me now? Yes. Hello? Yeah.

Sorry, though. I'm in a, I'm in a car being driven by a, a, very beautiful, lovely woman I'm on a date with. So it's hilarious to hear this particular context. That's really funny to be doing this on a date. Someone's not getting

pussy. The date's not going too good. She's actually changed the GPS. She put my address back in. She's about to drop me off. We keep getting closer to my house. from the movie theater.

And I'm very lucky that it's called in Paul didn't happen until the date's almost over. So I'm literally on my way, on my way home now. So it had a very lovely time. Wonderful. And I was constantly kind of tapping my phone screen to keep the screen

on Discord open. You don't deserve to be on a day with a beautiful woman. If you were doing that, you don't deserve that. Look, man, let's not worry about this date. This date won't end well. Right.

But to get back to your relationship won't. If even if this one, date does. But let's get back to the important thing. Embarrassing your brother in public by pretending you're gay with him. I think, I think true hard hitting quit. I think some kind of like proposal or if you want to do another thing, you could pretend to serve him. Like, it's like, hear your divorce papers or something like or pretend to arrest, although you can't really impersonate a police officer, I guess. But. The proposal's good because on the outside, it's a positive thing.

I'm just thinking if I'm walking through the airport and like a guy dressed in a Barney costume or something is holding up a picture of like a guy's, his brother's dick from when he was a baby or whatever it is. I would like be kind of scared. I'm like, what is about to go down to this airport? But if you had something like, will you, if you had like friends kind of hiding and then they turn around with a big sign and says, will you marry me, Dan or whatever. Yeah. And then you get on one knee. That's pretty fucking funny. so that's so i think yeah that would be awesome i also think like a paid actor to like just get him

on the hook and think think something's happening to him where you're he doesn't even see you yet could be funny an example is like you know a fake publishers clearing house check or some bullshit like he won the sweepstake but yeah but you know uh i don't know the proposal's pretty good honestly i think you got something with that yeah proposal's pretty good I think I do too. I got a... Because everything else that I'm thinking about is kind of like... The proposal's good because before he could be like,

excuse me, I'm going to propose to my boyfriend when he gets like... You could like really get people involved in it. You know what I mean? And that would like... Oh, my God. Getting people in the vicinity invested in it will make it all the much better. And, uh, yeah. If you were his sister...

You're so right. If you were his sister, like, surprising him with like a sign that says, I'm pregnant. would be really funny too like Or what about I get your girlfriend pregnant Yeah

No it would have to be a girl You'd have to You need something That immediately like reads But yeah This isn't so bad Right This isn't so bad

I think you'd be a lot to work with Can I ask you Also I'm related but very quick question Why is George's nickname smoothie I've always wondered My brother I don't you know it's just one of those

you know how nicknames work sometimes man you just get a nickname when you're like 13 or I don't even remember when it was he's had a lot of nicknames but that's one that's that stood the test of time he's a man of many epithets yes yes indeed he's a Greek

you know the like palace Athena or swift footed Achilles you know exactly he's got a lot of them no all you guys give me a lot to work with I hope this doesn't. This is actually one of the few times where I hope this doesn't come out soon because I think he might listen.

I think he actually listens to the show sometimes. So I really hope he doesn't hear this. It won't come out for a while. When is, when are you picking him up? So I'm going to get to. On the 27th, on Thanksgiving Day.

Oh, yeah, this will come out, I think, right after that or close after that. Oh, sweet. Hopefully it's perfect. All right, man.

But you guys give me a lot to work with, and truly got and truly stubby, you are my favorite comedian. I listen to your podcast all the time. You're an awesome interviewer. Thank you, with Chicago. You're amazing, dude. I can't wait to see where you go from here

because you got amazing things in store, my friend. Appreciate you, bro. Good luck. Yeah. And don't blow it. Have a good one, man. Good luck, Jack Rabbit. Thank you, too, guys.

Bye. He's going to, like, ask this girl on the date and, like, try to drag her into this prank. He's like, why to pretend you're pregnant? Would that be so funny? How down bad is this woman, huh? She's like, yeah, yeah, just you can take the Discord call. He's been waiting for, like, two,

hours, in her head. She's like, you said you wouldn't text your ex-boyfriend. We have to move on. Just go on the date with this guy. It's fine. She should call in for advice. Our next call is her as soon as she drops him off. A guy just tried to give me the limpest attempted a kiss I've ever seen in my life. He kept talking about a prank for a couple hours. About, yeah, sucking his brother's dick at the airport or something. Anyway. You know what I'm going to be.