Stavvy's World - Bonus #162 - Brittany Carney [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworldBrittany Carney returns to the pod to discuss Abraham Lincoln’s homosocial relationships, the 17-year cycles of cicadas and whether they are proof of a higher being, the intricacies of Japanese cuisine, why DC is so dorky and sexless and lame, when her and Stav walked through an art museum and how predictable each of their individual tastes were, and much more. Brittany and Stav help callers including an overworked grad student dating another overworked grad student who are too exhausted to get intimate, and a man going through a divorce wondering if he should split custody of his dog with his cheater ex-wife.Watch Brittany Carney’s special THAT IS MY HORSE on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBkpX4TIi3wFollow Brittany Carney on social media:https://www.brittanycarneycomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/brittany.goblin.carney/  https://www.facebook.com/brittanyrcarneyhttps://www.youtube.com/@Brittany.goblin.carney☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up, Covey? This is, uh, Ethan. This is, uh, I haven't all really, really watch the show very much, but what do he say? First time calling, too. He doesn't watch this show very much. Okay. So, I don't either know that. I'm, uh, going through a divorce. My tune to be ex-wife and I have a dog. He's like, I don't really know the show, but.

And this fucking whore left me. I got to tell somebody about it. I've called every podcast that has an advice cost section. I'm hoping to get through to one of the show. them you know male loneliness i know it really is keep going keep going sorry i'm uh going going through a divorce my tune to be ex-wife and i have a dog and let's just put it this way i love the dog the dog's basically my dog but i'm trying to be nice and let her have the dog as well the real question the fuck out of here every other week get the you're not sharing custody of a fucking dog.

It's not a fucking kid. And again, maybe this is when I get too immigrant about it. But are you a fucking dog? Split custody of a fucking dog. Somebody who's dissolving your marriage. You're going to live through that. It's one thing when it's a kid, right? Look, the best thing to the kid always comes first.

It's a fucking dog, man. Either give her the fucking dog or keep the dog. But anyway, let's just let him finish. But I don't think my opinion is going to change much. much is it should i just say fuck at all and tell the bitch to walk she had an affair on me so yeah now we're talking nice but i don't know what to do

so uh yeah you don't know what to do from you and and all the guys it would be great thanks come on dude so he's asking whether or not he should this makes me fucking sick does he want the like i'm trying to understand what he prefers to have the dog he wants

the dog first of all this is just a cucked man who's who's looking who's putting on the like he has he's putting on the armor of being mad but in his heart he is still cares about this person and is so destroyed that he is using the excuse of the dog to pretend he's being forced into having a relationship this woman this is pathetic this is pathetic desperate attempt at like trying to tell him. I don't want her in my life. He has some leverage here. I don't want her in my life, but she's got to see the dog. The dog is potential leverage. She fucked another guy, but I'm going to hate seeing her, but I couldn't possibly take this dog, which by my own admission, I actually only love, and she probably doesn't even give a fuck. Dude, come on. I believe that's it. The dog is like a potential, it's like the last vestige, right? It gives, yes, it gives implausible deniability for the reason he's in her life. It's like, oh, I hate this. I have to. She has to see the dog. He's like,

brother, move on. Fuck. Yeah. He needs to like look within and be like, am I just trying to find an excuse to continue contact with her? Of course he is. When she's cheated on me. Of course. She's moved on. Yeah. She's done. I have nothing left. Right. All I have is this dog. If I tell her, I want this dog full time. Well, she'd be like, okay, fine. She'd be like, whatever. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Ask yourself. Because she doesn't have leverage of her. If she's the one that she didn't,

that's the reason the relationship ended, I can't imagine her being like, no, I'm keeping the dog. Right. Those are the terms. The terms are not hers exactly, right? And in fact, here's what I would say. This goes back to our classic,

our classic advice to someone who's been kind of cucked or in a bad way is like, it's like dispense, like you should be mean to her. You should be kind of a dickhead to her, right? You should be trying to lash out where it's like, in fact, if she loved the dog, you should be like, you know what, bitch, I'm keeping the fucking dog. Maybe you can suck a schnauzer out of Eric's cock, you fucking slut. That's how you should be behaving.

Like we've said, you shouldn't be a misogynist, but when you're going through a situation like this, misogyny is like chemotherapy, where it's a little bit of poison that's going to harm you for a little bit, but it'll kill being a cuck. And that's what you need momentarily. you need to only put yourself forward don't think about this person who wronged you

and move on with your life and in a year or so if you want to be cordial with her that's fine but also you probably shouldn't have them in your life this is over bro it's an ex-wife who cheated on you and you know

for the time being this dog shit is fucking ridiculous so hopefully you know this episode is one of the four you've seen when this comes out and you hear our advice because you need it And we've all been there.

Again, I'm only harsh with you because I've been in this exact... When you're pathetically looking for excuses to get back into the life of your ex, come on. We've all been there. But we're trying to save you from that, from that fate. The quicker you just... The quicker she's out of your mind, the better.