Stavvy's World - Bonus #164 - Cheeks Brothers Vol. 2: In the Valley of the Kush

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworldEnter the Cheeks realm known as the Valley of the Kush. The braintrust behind Stavvy Baby Enterprises take another psychedelic retreat, transporting to the otherworldly domain with Benny “Mr. Cheeks” O’Brien at the helm, and smoking kush (the only thing that distinguishes this rich series from Cheeks Brothers). Cheeks Man, Eldy and Stav ruminate on deep topics like what character tropes each of them would be on their fantastical journey, whether Eldis’s drawing of his dog is any good, and what they’re going to order for dinner. Our big-brained travelers help callers including a woman who’s pissed her husband killed the mood when they were getting hot and heavy by eating two string cheeses, a beer truck driver who wants tips on drinking more responsibly, and a man who thinks he saw a ghost.🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hi, Savros. Hi, eldest. Hi, gorgeous guests. Oh, hi. I have a marital dispute. I would love for everyone to wait in on. I've been with my husband for 10 years. We've been married for five. We're in our mid-30s. And a few nights ago, we're on the couch. A little stony baloney. And, you know, I was starting to feel a little horned up. Oh, nice. some prelude to the bedroom and finally like get the ball rolling to get my stony

baloney husband upstairs and I'm posted up I'm in the bedroom I'm ready to go and when he gets into bed he has a string cheese um and a string cheese respect I was so offended in the moment that there was a delay of game string cheese or string cheese and And he finishes the string cheese, and then he pulled out a second string cheese. And he insists he has to eat both. Oh, too, is awesome. Respect. That's an incredible respect to this guy.

The one, I was about to be like, listen, you're allowed to have a snack. If I would have been mad if he didn't bring you or offer you any. But I'm like, you get, but opening up a fresh string cheese that. camp that's crazy yeah feeling the thing is awesome sorry sorry sorry we'll focus as I have this second string cheese

and it's real it can't be right I love him so much but to me this is like a little bit rude actually I could totally I can see myself doing this

an impatient bride but sometimes it kills the mood a little bit to have to watch your man eat two string cheeses before you smooch up. So I would love to know what you all think. He insists that the string cheeses gave him stamina.

Right. That's what I'm saying, dude. I'm really, my current solution has been just to push us to more non-stoneed sex. Sure. That's true. That'll help. I would love to know if you think that that was a delay of game, Red flag fall

Can I lord this over him And beat this horse to death As a joke every time we go to smooch Where's your string cheese at? Should I let it go? And do you prefer to snack before sex? Thanks guys No

I absolutely like to have a nice snack after Yeah I mean I have the string cheese Is in my like tucked in my underwear For right after right after Yeah yeah yeah I have a cooler I like I have a cooler by the bed to keep them warm. I like to eat afterwards and a very much like it's a reward for getting pussy to myself.

It's like rewards stacked on rewards. Nice fucking little ice cream. You know what I mean? A little leftover. Yeah, you're cheeringing yourself. Yeah. A salute. But and that's why I'm like, I'm trying to put my head in his, put myself in shoes.

This would annoy me if I was. This would annoy me. It's a... But it's a really easy thing to just be, like, upset about in a funny way. Yes. And to make it a joke.

Yeah. But I also see... Okay, I think technically you're allowed a snack before sex, right? Quick snack. And I think it's reasonable to say my snack is two string cheese. So I think...

Interesting. You came down on that side. I don't... I think with handicap, that's one string cheese. I'm not saying I come down on the side. I'm trying to reparse the argument here. I'm trying to even, I'm trying to play devil's advocate and see if how, what, what, if I were this position, what my argument would be. And it would be that for me, the two string cheese is, is just one constitutes one snack.

I'm a big guy. I just want a, I just want a lot of string cheese. Once I'm finished that, we can, you know, we can, you know, we can, you know, we can, sucking fuck or whatever. I respect the fat logic there. Thank you. However, I will say

the facts as she's laid them out, this guy has no defense. The second one? The first one, even there's no defense? The first one, you can get a pass, but like the second one is just... Second is crazy.

It's crazy. Because she said they were already like smooching. They were getting in the zone. And what did she say? He gets into bed. When he gets into bed, he's on string cheese number one. Oh, he gets into bed? She says...

I thought he was just like he didn't come to bed because he was eating them or whatever. She says, I'm posted up in the bedroom. I'm ready to go. And when he gets into the bed, he has a string cheese. Into the bed. Yeah. He didn't like eat it outside. He's bringing the snack.

Once you start like making out and you move to the bedroom, sex has begun. That's true. That's true. So it's very. bad form to bring the snack. Who knows where he, maybe he had the string cheese

on the coffee table next to the bowl, uh, you know, and he like just picked it up. But even still, you can't bring it to the bedroom and like, yeah,

it's a weird, it's a very strange move. And pulling out to, it would annoy me. And I, and pulling out too is like, egregious. The move to the bedroom is like,

yeah, you're right. It's not, you're going to fuck. Yeah. It's weird. weird to pause that moment. It's weird to, it's like you can just eat the string cheese is afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, in a perfect world, that's almost like,

you would like to fast forward from the couch to the bedroom, so there's no time elapses. Yes. You kind of take an annoying, you know, eight seconds off or whatever. Eight seconds. I feel like eating two string cheese. No, I mean like walking to the bedroom. Usually it's like annoying, but two string cheese is like, that turns it into like, he has to go get them. It's like, yeah. I mean, it's very, very understandable that that might not make you feel like awesome. It's also just, I also wouldn't burn it into the ground, but if he ever did it again, yes.

You get to uncork in a wild way. That's what I was going to. Just make it clear, like, look, that was fucking weird. It was like, and it's not even just the string. She's like, imagine if right in the middle of fucking, you just checked your phone for five minutes. No, it's, it, yeah. And just say, please, you know, just don't do that shit again. If he does it again, then you can be like, all right, you're fucking, yeah.

then you can never let him hear the end of it. That's what I was going to say. It's such a funny thing. That's also a super long-term relationship. Like, but still, you got to keep a little mystique here, man.

Totally. Yeah, that's the point. You can't be getting head and be like fucking peeling a banana. Yeah. Yeah. Don't beat him over the head with it.

He gets a couple fun. Oh, you know, don't get his string cheese. My pussy's wet or something. You have a couple of those. Those are good. Yep.

Yeah. It's hard to judge a man by what he does in the heat of the moment. Of course. You know? And I did, I went on record. I tried to support, I tried to argue from a fat perspective. I did try it. You're the fat lawyer. I'm the fat lawyer. And clearly, you know, they were stone. She said they had a good laugh about it. Sure. This is all in good fun. They were stone. That's actually, that makes it a lot, a lot better. But yeah, he can't do this again. Yeah. If this becomes a pattern. Now you can only come right after each string

piece. He has to or he won't nut. Interesting.