Stavvy's World - Bonus #188 - Joey Dardano

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Joey Dardano joins the podcast to discuss butthole reiki, self-aware mobsters, when he’ll be ready to propose, his success endgame goal, going to confession, and much more. Joey and Stav help callers including a guy who’s wondering if he should tell his mom that he knows she cheated on his dad with his great uncle, and a guy whose girlfriend told him he can’t go to a strip club on his buddy’s upcoming bachelor party.   Check out Joey Dardano’s podcast Help From A Hypocrite: https://www.youtube.com/@HelpFromAHypocrite   See Joey Dardano live and follow him on social media: https://www.joeydardano.com/tour https://www.instagram.com/joeydardano/ https://www.tiktok.com/@joeydardano   ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What up, Dave? Um, so I'm going to keep it short. I'm going on a bachelor party. Nice. And I'm going to Montreal, and all my guy friends are single. And every single one of them want to go to a strip club. And my fiancé specifically said, no strip clubs. That's not fair.

No, I know that's crazy, but... That's fucking insane. Do I tell her ahead of time that the boys really want to go? You just go. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah, I'm not trying to stop. I'm not trying to cause drama, but you got to.

You just go. You just go and then you hide it and it's a fun secret you share with your boy. And you don't do anything bad. Yeah, that's the thing. Don't confirm her fears. We got to let him finish. There's a little detail coming here. Can I just say one thing?

It's so funny when people have an opportunity to call in and they have, like, they're able to get ready. The phone rings, whatever. I love how the past, too. Neither people sound. for the fact that they started getting recorded. He literally started. He goes, so he knows what he's calling about. Yeah, he's the one calling.

Strip clubs. Now, I know that's crazy, but do I tell her ahead of time that the boys really want to go? Do we just kind of go? The one problem is we do share each other's locations. I'm sure she's going to be looking just to make sure I'm not going to this strip club. She's not normally like that, but with this, you know, specific situation, she might be.

Yeah, let me know what's up. You see, the main reason this sucks. Yeah. It's not his bachelor weekend. So he's supposed to fly. Can you imagine your bachelor party and one of your friends who's a good guy? Not a cheat. Look, if one, like, if one of your, I've had friends who are,

I've had a friend who, like, had an error of his life where his fucking girlfriend made him FaceTime before bed because he cheated on her so much. Well, you know what I mean? Like, like, we've all been. But if it was my, like, look, if it was basically your friend who's a sex addict who's like, I can't go to a strip club, you guys get it. Yeah. If this is just a guy who you know is a good guy who's just going to sit in the back, tip a little bit nurse's beer and look at some tities while you guys actually have a great time. Yeah. if he was like, I can't go to this strip club

because my girlfriend won't let me go to the strip club? That activates a level of like adolescent bullying in me. I want to be mean. Yeah. That's the thing. I want to like, I want to respect people's boundaries. I want to respect people's lives.

The older I've gotten, I just, I'm always like, hey, ma'am, everyone's dealing with something, whatever. The way in which you're not just like being a man about enjoying your life. Come on, dude. And just doing a fuck. Dude, the reason this sucks is that since it's, not his wedding and it's his friend's wedding. He's already going on the trip.

His girlfriend is expecting him to sit in the fucking hotel room while they're doing all the fun stuff. That's insane. That's crazy. Every time I run into like a bachelorette party or a bachelor's like they're always, first of all, they're not mentally there. Sure. They're always fucking gone.

Yeah. And they're having the night of their fucking life. Now I will say it is crazy how many people do seem to cheat on their bachelor or bachelorette parties. Yeah. I said that on stage yesterday because there was a bachelor's, party right in the front row. They don't want to hear.

And they had a bad time ever since I pointed that out. She was sitting in the front with the white, the white veil and everything. And there was a single guy in the corner and I go, uh, uh, huh? And then they reacted weird and I was like, what? I'm supposed to cheat tonight?

You could tell the whole row was like, knock it off. She's like, stop, dude, we stopped her from sucking a guy off just yesterday. She's supposed to just fall into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't if you do. But it does seem to have,

now maybe this is purely anecdotal and those are the only ones that get, you know, reported. Because, like, for example, my brother's bachelor party, we went to fucking smackdown and we ate pizza and watched Marlon Wayans movie. So it's like, he's not a cheat. My brother would never do that. You found out your fuck John Cena?

He got head from Roman Raines on the way out. I couldn't see him. I was just rock hard. I couldn't see him. But so I'm sure the numbers are crazy. Like, it's like, you know, it's just the reported cases. It's such a juicy story. someone cheats on their bachelor party.

But anyway, this is fucking insane. And I guess this is an opportunity to have a conversation about trust and boundaries, right? Yeah. Because it's like, why does she, why? He just said she's not normally like this. What is it about this? It's the history of Bachelor, Bachelorette parties where they're like, oh, he could cheat. And the vibe is, that's okay.

But, but it's, but I'm wondering it's like, why all this, do you have an otherwise good relationship? Yeah. Have you ever given her a reason not to try? Because this guy might be leaving stuff out, right? Yeah. And he's like, and you know, I did used to date. I've dated eight strippers.

You know what I mean? Like, it's like, this is my time. I'm Quebecois. And it's just an opportunity for me to go get back home. Yeah. But is there a reason or is she being unreasonable? Because if you have some weird history, if you've cheated, if whatever, that's one thing. But if you've never done anything, you're a model citizen.

And she's like, you're not allowed to go to. And you're not even a guy who goes to, you're like, you happen to be at a bachelor party. Yeah. That actually is a serious problem on her part. That's a real problem of trust. Yeah. It's like, it only gets worse.

Like if you go on a fucking business trip or you even like, what if one day you're trying to cheat and she's just all over you? And she's just in your business. You know, one day you might want to cheat. And now she's going to fucking be on your dick. Can't even have sex with someone that's not my damn wife. Jesus. I'm going to be home for dinner

Yeah, 10 years from now When you want to fuck your secretary You gotta worry that she's got the office bugged Like, I mean, come on First of all, I have important calls here These are confidential The company could be sued But dude, the fact that like over time

He's not gonna be able to fucking stay at a hotel In a business trip Yeah, yeah, yeah There's something I love is like You get out of work early one day You like go to a movie alone She's gonna look at your location Like what the fuck you're doing at the movies

I just wanted to go see Spider-Man dude Yeah I just wanted to go see Fantastic Four I just wanted, because you fucking talked during every movie. Like, you just want to take a fucking moment away. Absolutely. And now, and now you're like, you're just already getting now the signs of someone who's not going to let you do shit on your own

unless it's cleared. And you're not with a mom, you're with a woman. Yeah. No, it's crazy. If you're listening, if you're the Wakanda forever. Yeah. Like a fucking dog. Yep.

Yes, sir. No, I mean. If you're driving right now, double, grip the wheel and bark like a dog. Yeah, yeah. Let these hos know we will go to strip clubs with our friends. And we will sit in the corner and be scared whenever a woman speaks to us. Right.

It's like, I just think like this is such an insane, again, unless we're missing something, I don't know. To me it also has a weird red flag of like, not to be reductive, but it's like the people who, sometimes people who are really controlling about whether you're cheating or not, they're the people that they're the ones because they think like well if I was there I'd suck a guy's cock yeah you know what I mean and it's like yeah so I don't know to me this is at least a moment this triggers a moment of introspection about the relationship mm-hmm you're at risk yeah yeah that's all how would I how would I handle it I would be like I think if it was me I'd

be like are you out of your fucking mind yeah it's my fucking friend like I'm not gonna fuck the shriper I'm turning my location off and I'm gonna have a great fucking weekend I am and when I get back I'm yelling at it what I'm doing is going to a strip club with my location on and being like, yeah, I fucking told you. It's his fault. I'm on the doll.

I'm not going to, and you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pay a stripper for head. Because if you accuse me of cheating, you're going to get what you want. If I'm already living a life. You made me do this. You're not going to believe me anyway.

You weren't going to fucking believe me anyway, so why not cheat, you fucking bitch? You take a video of you busting. No. No. This is where you made me do this. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's how I'd handle it

All right, I'll see you when I get home I love you Love you, don't finish the boys without me God, that show, you watch that show? I haven't, I watched the first two seasons It crashed and burned like fucking crazy But the first two seasons were really good They're awesome, yeah

I hated watching every episode this season I had a bad time It's what I heard as well I just, I saw the gifts on Twitter I'm like, oh, that's how it ends great That's enough I feel like I miss, I feel like I didn't miss anything Anyway.

Tell your girlfriend, she's acting like the boys season five. And then knock it off. Although it was very funny that like how dumb people, like people were mad that Homelander, the clearly evil guy got killed at the end. Yeah. So funny. It's like that's the villain's supposed to lose. That's the whole point.

Anyway. Wow. Fucking white supremacists are retards. Who would have thought? Yeah. And tell your girlfriend to shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.