Stavvy's World - Bonus #54 - Joe Kwaczala [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Joe Kwaczala joins the pod to discuss his album 'Funny Songs & Sketches,' his jam band era, Pittsburgh and Baltimore ac...cents, Joe Camel, the return of baggy pants, and much more. Joe and Stav help callers including a trashman sidepiece who's self-conscious about his job and the fact that the man he's cucking doesn't really care, and a pastor in Kentucky who's politically progressive and wants advice on meeting people who aren't super conservative. Listen to Joe Kwaczala's album 'Funny Songs & Sketches': ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/53q2X1vpsoQfGspSb1csYg?si=ppTY2hJnQHmfFPNUK59sAg ON APPLE MUSIC: https://music.apple.com/us/album/funny-songs-sketches/1706954388 Follow Joe Kwaczala on social media: https://joekwaczala.com/ http://instagram.com/joekwa http://tiktok.com/@JoeKwaczala http://twitter.com/joekjoek https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063743386598 https://www.youtube.com/@JoeKwaczala Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm a fucking trash man. I'm getting right to the point. I used to be in the medical field. Now I'm a trash man and it's fucking blow. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so. I'm so sorry. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so. I'm so sorry. I'm so. I'm so sorry. I'm so. I Which is not really a problem we love each other, but we love each other husband is a total cuck and Once to like be my friend But I'm not into that and she's not even into that So we're kind of at a standstill with the husband. I really like this chick and I my matter of my old job. We fell love together And I'm just out about being a fucking trash man trying to entertain her her cook I don't know what to do I love the podcast love your show love all the work what about the comedians
Starting point is 00:00:57 thanks brother I'm from Baltimore right now I'm a trash man and so we're spring what's going on with the trash man? Like a dead, bloke. You seem to hate it and you wear the belt. You wear the belt with fields. And go fuck yourself. See ya. Wow. Before we get going, I do deal with trash every day.
Starting point is 00:01:17 I need you to know this. Yeah. Well, he, I mean, it is his way. I mean, trash man. You know what's funny is that like he's asking about this problem, which is hilarious, but clearly it bothers you so much that you're a trash man. That like, that's like a good union job, right? You think so, yeah, but he clearly doesn't like it.
Starting point is 00:01:37 So it's like, to me, you're just dissatisfied with your life and allowing yourself, and look, fucking someone's wife. Again, now we flip this, right? Yeah, for a second, I was like, this is the other guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it feels kind of like it. But no, this is a. Now look, fucking someone's wife is one of those things that in at first blush is sick, right?
Starting point is 00:02:02 You get pussy, you've stolen a bitch from somebody else. On some like barbarian, I'm conquering shit. It's like on your monkey ass brain. I'm powerful. It's like, it's awesome. In the first, the first way you look at it. But, from an evolution standpoint, you're like, I am spreading my scene.
Starting point is 00:02:20 I'm doing everything. I'm the one who's good at it. And my genetic material will be all across the planet in no time. And so yeah, your body is built to be like, yes. I mean, I'm. This is right. Yeah, from an evolution perspective, you bust inside someone and some other Dic head
Starting point is 00:02:35 pays her bills, you won. But in reality, let's rewind a bit. Let's get to where we actually are. She's not divorcing this guy. They live together. He is her husband. And in a fucked up way, and I think maybe even him hitting the garbage man thing
Starting point is 00:02:54 over and over again is that like, yes, the guy is the cuck, but he also has all the power here. Because once the most alpha thing you can do is not care. Right? And if you don't care that someone, you're like, oh, hey, buddy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Thanks for fucking my wife. She's kind of an annoying bitch. I don't feel like doing it anymore. You want a beer? Yeah. Like, he's actually beating you. Yeah. You're the ham.
Starting point is 00:03:16 His wife is a, fucking his wife is a chore that the trash man is picking up for him, right? So that's kind of what's going on here. And I think, this is just, this is me getting real Stavros Freud with it right now. I think you repeatedly mentioning that you're a trash man, you have an association that you're in a lower part of society because of that.
Starting point is 00:03:37 And in this relationship, you feel yourself to be at the absolute lowest part of it. So you need to start getting some fucking agency in your life, pal. You need to, you clearly hate being a trash man. Get a fucking different job. I think there's nothing wrong with it. I think it's like Joe's saying great union job. If that's your fucking, I think a lot of people make a great living in it, especially in
Starting point is 00:04:01 New York. You can own it. You can own it. When you fuck the woman, you can go time to take out the trash. Yeah.

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