Stavvy's World - Bonus #56 - Live Call Show Vol. 5 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld What a magical year it's been!! For our last episode of 2023, Stav speaks directly to former callers who share live updates on their past problems, whether they took Stav's advice, and how their issues have played out. Stav and Eldis check in with former advice seekers, including a woman whose boyfriend wasn't dom enough, a man whose proclivity for MMFs got him in a marital pickle, and the first ever paternity test reveal in Stavvy's World history. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Let's just give the listeners a little update. I mean, come far, everyone has come far, but yes, of course. I'll just why don't you do the producing duties. Basically, come far, you're newly single, I think. You jumped on a grenade. In his own words, a grenade. A woman. No condom.

Yeah, a woman who you didn't find particularly attractive. You busted up. An eldest-shaped bitch. What a big it. Okay. But yeah, you nutted in it, I guess. And then you got the dread, the absolute worst case scenario that she said she's pregnant. And now you have your little, a little Mari scenario on you. Right.

And come far to find her stand correctly. You have done a paternity scenario on you. Right. And come for it. If I understand correctly, you have done a paternity test. Wow. Yeah. OK, so why don't you fill us in on like what's happened since? It was basically the last time we talked what you did. So shortly after we hung up, I ended up just contacting him. I was like, look, let's go ahead and get the silver with.

Nice. You know, because if legal actions could have been taken, I need to first just find out like if the bastard's mine. The bastard. And yes, so we agreed. And cool thing is is like, we don't have to actually go there together So I just had to go in give them my DNA and then they had to go in separately and then you know they spent this a result So it was a long you know a couple weeks of course I'm gonna take blood you don't have to beat off do you?

No, no no, take hair blood, what spit? Do you ever get a little bit of spit? So that's it. That's it. A couple of cotton swabs. Nice, OK. Yeah. So fortunately, I do not have to change my name

to Juan Carlos. I'm the one who left the company. Come far, beat the case, everybody. Beat the case, man. Congratulations. Subscribe to a lifetime subscription of condoms. That's right. Oh, yeah, we are staying strapped from here on out strapped up, you know, maybe get a fucking vasectomy. Pull out way earlier than you need to even oh man good for you come for it how's the field you feel

like a new man. I have a new found least one life. I go skydiving. Damn. Does this does she know who the father is? No, she does not You're like goodbye. Oh, man. I kid his fuck, huh? Now you can take my Yeah, now you can take my Fesitious advice and truly lose her number. I've never talked her again. Oh yeah.

You're good. You're good. You're good. You should send, you should send her a postcard of all the vacations you're taking every time you go on once since you don't have a child. Wait, so did you guys receive, what did you say you received the results separately?

Yes. Okay, okay, damn. Damn, I really wish you had mailed them to this apartment and we would have told you live on air if you were a father or not. Oh man, that have been epic. Next time you accidentally bus which you will, by the way, you're going to be very vigilant for the next like three years and then it's going to be, you know, a new president's going to be in office and you're gonna think uh time to I'll pull out in time and then once this happens again you call us and we'll read we'll read

the we'll read the results live on air I hope this doesn't happen all right come for we'll have you gotten pussy since then to celebrate I have and you have won of condom. Yeah, definitely strapping up. Very good, very good, my friend. Well, good luck. We're happy to hear you're not a father. Although I guess, I don't know, I mean, it's good for you.

But I mean, I guess that kid is real, even worse, fuck it's now. Like, no way you want it come for it to be your dad, but I guess that's better than no dad. Yeah. I know, wouldn't you rather have like, Like no way you want to come for it to be your dad, but I guess that's better than no dad I know what would you rather have like no dad than like a dad who just has nothing but content for For your existence and and the ugly mom Yeah, I guess you get I guess your mom can tell you your dad died in the war or something

He's a freedom fighter All right,, man, well listen, good luck. Don't bust Ron anymore and, you know, call us if you need any help with anything else, pal. Well, I appreciate y'all. I love this job. I love what y'all doing and y'all have a good one. Congratulations. You too, brother. Congrats.

Happy holidays. Thank y'all. Wow. Merry Christmas. Good for come. Happy Holidays. Thank you. Merry Christmas. Good for come for a man.