Stavvy's World - Bonus #57 - Greg Stone and Anthony Devito [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Greg Stone and Anthony Devito return to the pod to get to the bottom of Greg's identity and orientation, discuss being married, and explore a rich array of philosophical ideas. Greg, Anthony and Stav help callers including a man who loves a woman he could see himself spending the rest of his life with but is hesitant because he really wants to get with an Asian woman once in his life, and a woman whose neighbor keeps opening her and her husband's packages. Follow Greg Stone on social media: https://www.gregfstone.com/ https://twitter.com/GregStone_ http://instagram.com/gregfstone https://www.facebook.com/GregStonecomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ04nBG_pPCxIL5yG8SbHpg Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

It's the first week of January or maybe the second. I think 2020 for her. What? Crazy. What happened abided. Dude, yeah. But it was fucking nuts what happened. But it's for the best and I think Kamala will be a good president.

I think this is her time to lead. Taking off from the presidency to do the full transfer. Yeah, yeah. By the state he's a woman. Taking off from the presidency to do the full Trans surgery. Yeah, yeah, by the end of the state, he's a woman. And then dying on the table. With half your penis still intact. Yeah, he's gonna live streaming it. Yeah, that's the craziest idea he has.

Smash that subscribe button. I'm gonna die. I love it, dude. Please, yeah, doing performative trans surgery. That's what I'm gonna do. On Puntrap Live. Yeah. I would be a woman.

I don't identify as a woman. You identify now as a woman. No, I don't identify as anything. Right. But I would be a woman. Oh, you don't identify as anything. No, I don't think so. That's interesting, actually.

So you're non-binary. No, I don't identify as that. I sure as hell don't identify as I sure is held on a defec I met one and I'm like Greg identifies as a guy screaming As a public disturbance I wanna be oh I say this a lot and I say it again I want to do I want to be a woman. I'm gonna go be a woman surgery. Okay to prove that being a woman is not that hard Spite trends that's what I am.

I don't think you'll be able to prove that. Do I have to? Well, you have to know what your whole thesis, right? Is that as easy? I think you're going to have a really bad time doing that. My entire life is going to be... Me as a woman doing Mr. Perfect Promos. As you ball, the woman is like easy.

Yeah, easy. Well, you're not that good at sports now. That won't be. That's so funny. Then he's shooting basketballs. Not like easy. Yeah, well, you're not that good at sports now So funny they'll be shooting basketballs not like getting a job Doing that's a great wrestler and transition to the woman to prove it right? Oh and wins W the WWE's Championship. That actually is a good gimmick. Because there's a lot of transphobic wrestling fans. Let's be honest, they're must. And they would love if some jacked guy was like,

I'm a woman now. And they would be like, yeah, take that, snowflakes. But what belt do we give them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The daily wire champion. The daily wire women's champion. I think there's like a lot of wrestling fans who actually are gay and trans and stuff too on this.

But that's the thing about wrestling. It's the bell curve. It's like, you get, I think, the most hateful, transphobic racist people. And then you get, kind of like how a bunch of like that's kind of Anime is the same way, where you have like Nazis and you have the most trans people per capita, or huge anime fans. And I do think there is definitely like a, because wrestling is one of the gayest art forms there is. It's not that gay.

It's so gay dude. What's the gay about men? Yeah, oiled up men. Yeah, oiled that man. Oiled that man engaged in physical theater. In a form of art that is all about embracing the male body. And none of them go by their real names. No, I'm Brian. But what I'm with you on Val Venus. Call these thunderbodies.

Yeah, no you're right, there's definitely, yeah. No, you're right. There's definitely, but either way, I do, I think that's a good gimmick, and I don't think you'd have that good of time being trans-grigged. Being able to have a face for it. Well, I'm a tough looking guy. I'm a tough looking guy. But that's what I'm saying. I'm already there.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You get, that's, like, you don't understand how much you're being bailed out by being a man. Like being this ugly is a man. Not hard. Being that ugly is a woman really, really tough. Like a person throughout history. Yeah, like you're gonna be like one of the world's biggest enemies we've ever encountered. Being said, titties are titties.

If I'm showing my titties for free, people are still gonna look. Now, that was never the thing we were arguing. That was a thing. That was a thing. And titties, no one was like, Greg doesn't have an incredible rack. So in this scenario, are you getting like nice tits or what?

Well, I'm not gonna get bad tits. Okay. Give me some shitty ones. Give me some flat tits. I don't know. No, give me the breath. I want amazing Oh, just find out what what like a top of the line Google top of the line like transition costs because I bet you it's pretty Pretty pricey, right? Do you raise the money here on stab

You have to do it. I'm gonna Patreon. If I get fist mixers for the first time. Yeah, I'll be a woman. Okay, nice. Well, I just wanna do all the things. I'll be a woman. I wanna be like Jewish. You know, just know what it's like to be then. If in the future, race surge,

if we could just be like, hey, just let me be black for a few years. I get right now, black faces an end. But I would like to just know what it's like to be black. You're hoping it's coming, it's gonna come back in a little bit. Yeah, just be it, just let me be black for a few years. Right. I get right now, black face isn't in. Yeah. But I would like to just know what it's like to be black. You're hoping it's coming, it's gonna come back in a little bit. Yeah, just be it, just be the race. Right now, trans is in. Trans is in.

So you're gonna be trans. And while black face kind of gets, and while that comes back into focus, you're gonna weigh it out as a woman. Yeah. You're gonna wait for black face to pick back up culturally. Why not? Then you're chopping your tits off.

Are you gonna keep your cock the whole time your trans? I if my con feel of right now I wouldn't be happy I love my dick to just run away just oh sorry Greg. I'm a leaving I go I'm done. I'm too horny. I'm done with you're still horny. I'm horny right now and look what I'm looking at Yeah, this is arguably the ugliest room in Queenwood. That sings so much. I'm getting hard.