Stavvy's World - Bonus #58 - Nick Naney and Wes Haney [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Nick Naney and Wes Haney join the pod to talk about Indiana stepdads, working at Carvel on 9/11, being considered hot by your wife, and much more. Nick, Wes and Stav help callers including a man who perches for his his poops, and a man from an unnamed country who has a chill quiet married life but misses his wild days of partying in college. Follow Nick Naney on social media: https://www.instagram.com/nicknaney/ https://www.youtube.com/c/NickNaney https://twitter.com/nicknaney Follow Wes Haney on social media: https://twitter.com/westonhaney https://www.instagram.com/westonhaney Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

So I got myself a little bit of a conundrum. I got an older brother. I love very much. My whole family loves him very much She is the smartest and funniest guy. We all love him. I Unfortunately, he is a fucking crackhead like great at smoking crack doing all the bullshit the crackheads do My problem is at this point. We've always lived 12 And recently he's been hitting me up or more hours away from each other and recently he's been hitting the yet more than ever say you know all it's raining here I mean a ride I need a Uber just 75 to bus problem is I haven't told him I only live about an hour for where he's at now and I've been because I travel for work

so the problem I'm having is do I blow up my spot and tell us that I hate you know I live an hour away from you don't bullshit me or do I just let it do crackhead shit and ignore him for a while because the problem is I'm afraid if I let it do crackhead shit he's going to forget that we're actually a family and not just people to hit up for money. I don't know, man. Maybe you can hit me back a little bit and by appreciate you.

I love your Greek food, I love your Greek people. I hope your youth are with you. Love you, bye. Interesting, crackhead brother. You guys have any crackhead relatives or just... No. Drug addicts or anything like that? Just alcoholics.

Just alcoholics So his his question here is Do I tell my crack head brother? I live closer to him than I use yeah, well, what's he hitting him up for? Uber's the him So his crack head brother thinks he's like lives 12 hours away, which I guess he did at one point. He lives one hour away in reality. The crackhead doesn't know that. And yeah, he said he's hidden me up like, like five ten bucks for a new

birth for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, just like reaching out like that. And he's worried basically if his brother knows how close he is, he'll really lean into the. Oh, God, she got it. And like, do you think though? Because a crackhead, does he really want to be face to face with the people he's asking for money? Yeah. If they'll give him money.

Yeah. If they go for the people, they'll give him money. Do you think he'd be like, I guess, no, I guess crack. He wants crack. Yeah. Alright, that is wow. He's behind the wheel. Yeah, yeah, true, true.

Interesting. I wonder how long it used to live like 12 hours away. Yeah, yeah. And recently he moved an hour away. So an hour is still like, look, for most people that's pretty easy, a crackhead an hour might as well be 12 hours. Which is guy gonna walk five hours to you.

You know what I mean? And what do you think? Do you think he's gonna go hang out in his house? No, there's no crack in his house. Like, what's he really worried about here? I feel like if you know someone is in one hour drive away from you and not a 12 hour drive,

you could really escalate the guilt and the like, asks or favors or who knows what. It is a huge difference. Like, like the worst case scenario here is like, some guy, his brother owes money to drive to his house. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, no, no, I know my brother. We can go to my brother's house. You know, like, that's kind of what I'm worried about here.

Yeah. Yeah, and then he's bringing some guy named Captain Zippy or something. And they're just in his kitchen. So what's the like, all right, so how far gone is your bro? And like, I mean, I don't want to tell you, it seems like have you tried to get him into fucking, yeah, I mean, we have or some shit.

I don't understand why that's not an option. Right, like, I mean, cause it's like, if we've made peace with him being a crackhead for eternity. But he's like, yeah, he's describing this like serious problem. Like it's a sign-filled plot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't have him knowing that I live closer to him than he could have been able to get him out of there. I can't have him knowing that I live closer to him than he could have. He can't help me. I know. You know what I'm saying? He's smoking crack, Jerry. Crack! Crack!

So, yeah, dude, I think... Now, maybe you've tried... And maybe you've made peace with the fact that your brother is a crack head for eternity. And if that's the case, then, I mean, it's crazy. I'm thinking about what I would do with my brother's brother on crack, and it's like, I would try desperately

to get them into black and rehab, and I would be like, you can't even live with me until you're off crack, like, but, so unless you wanna go whole whole, okay, I guess really what it comes down to is, You can't even live with me until you're off crack. But unless you want to go whole, okay, I guess really what it comes down to is unless you and your family want to really make a concerted effort to get him off crack, which if you have done, sorry for assuming you haven't, but if you haven't done, please do. That's my advice is to get him off crack as much as possible.

I mean, if he's still taking ubers, he's not a full crackhead. If they should think that crackheads, they don't even know what uber is. Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of, he's got in the middle part of the animal transmission.

He looks like kind of a fleshy hedgehog. He's not full crackhead yet. He's not a person at all. He's a person fully either. But yeah, I would say try and get him off crack first and foremost. And then if not, if you've just kind of given up on him, then I guess keep lying to him. If you decide that he's, if your position is,

he's an inhuman crack themed Then I guess the logic there is don't tell him you moved. I would personally try and get him off crack Yeah, that's just me though. What can I say? How many times is your advice you should get him off crack? That's a wrap.