Stavvy's World - Bonus #59 - Kush Brothers Vol. 6 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: January 20, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade and Wilfred Padua join the podcast to recap some of the biggest and *ahem* most recent news stories, including A...nthony Edwards's texts to a model who said she was pregnant with his kid, a Polish priest who resigned after throwing a really fun party with his buds, and the coolest Senate staffer ever. JP, Wilfred and Stav help callers including a woman who doesn't know how to tell her annoying friend to chill, and an adult man who's butt-hurt that his ex from high school is telling his coworkers that he's a loser. Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby https://www.youtube.com/@jpmcdadecomedy Follow Wilfred Padua on social media: https://www.wilfredpaduacomedy.com/ http://instagram.com/wilfredpadua Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh yes, I love this. Exclusive Senate Staffer caught filming gay sex tape in Senate hearing room. Bravo! More like the Senate sucking and fucking room. Yeah, it's not, I don't know about hearing, but it's definitely smelling like shit and cum in there. This man had his whole ass, I gotta say, pretty nice ass from this guy. And yeah, a lot of you guys are saying, what is it? Wait, is that an actual screenshot from the video? No, it's from the video, bro. Oh, I mean, I think they added the...
Starting point is 00:00:35 Yeah, I'd imagine the Capitol building cartoon. But this guy... It wasn't actually his ass. He was getting his ass fucked, right, Elders? Oh, yeah. Why don't you fill us in, man? Wait, he was getting his ass fucked. Elders. Oh, yeah Phil's in man. He's getting his ass. Do a little producing. Yeah, yeah Well, maybe was getting the McCarthy treatment in that
Starting point is 00:00:52 The alleged how about you read the fucking thing prick Alleged staffer can also be seen in a photo Nate. Oh wait. No having anal sex with an unknown man in the Senate hearing room Wow, which room? Part 216. The judiciary room. Probably the most normal behavior from any congressional staffer in history. Those people are freaks. And we know this is what they all want to do. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:17 They all want to be doing gay shit in there. Put on the West Wing theme music and fuck me in the fucking Senate hearing. Can I just say, this is awesome. The guy was getting his ass fucked in there, that's hilarious. And I believe he was identified to be, who's who's age? Senator Ben Cardin? Ben Cardin from Maryland. Ben Cardin from Maryland.
Starting point is 00:01:34 So, salute to my fucking fellow Marylander getting his ass fucked. And I gotta say, this is a huge win for conservatives. Like for this to happen happen it happened right before Christmas right imagine the conversation the victory lap somebody's conservative that is taking yeah read the news just curious you live in a havert a right? Who'd you vote for last time around? Who was that? Oh my god. Try telling a fucking, try telling an old guy
Starting point is 00:02:12 that Washington isn't gay now. They literally are like, yeah, I told you the senate is gay. They were filming gay sex in the senate. That's fucking awesome. This didn't happen before the vaccines rolled out. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying, was he vaxed?
Starting point is 00:02:30 Was he straight before, and is he gay and vaxed now? And you know what's the best part about the conservatives reacting to this is when the story first came out, all that anyone heard was someone had gay sex in the hero room, and the conservatives were like, which one of us was it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a prepared damage control. Which one of Lindsey Graham's staff we got a prepared damage control which one
Starting point is 00:02:45 of Lindsey Graham staffers was like oh thank god what else we got all this we got some images oh fuck I guess get oh shit there's a fucking video let's play the video is that a real there's an ad for an AR-15? Yeah, well that's awesome. So it's on... Guess who's watching this content? Jesus Christ. Hahaha. This is the most... That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:03:12 dystopian, huge shit. This is the most gay shit. Yeah. Oh. You know what? If this guy's like a... Like a... If he's got like a humiliation fetish or like a...
Starting point is 00:03:23 The most people have seen this. This is probably the most watched snippet of gay porn Even though you don't see the guys cock you see the small of his back you see his back This is the most erotic gay material that's been seen witnessed by the heartland of America for sure. Well, you know Those boys were just acting out what Congress does to us every those boys were just acting out what Congress does to us every tax season. Am I right? Back after this. You're absolutely correct. I can't believe I had no idea that this happened.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm really just finding out about this today. I definitely didn't search it earlier. Damn, my man's got his feet out. What have we done? What have they done to my beloved Senate? Exclusive, Senate staff are caught filming gay sex tape. That's fucking awesome. A week for the left. What did Rep Mike Collins say? Heck of a week for the left.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Gay porn in the Senate, swearing in ceremony on Child porn in Virginia. Wow, my man dropped tranny tap dancers in the White House and satanic statues in Iowa. What else am I missing? That's awesome. I think this should leaked in a group chat that the guy who was doing the fucking was in. And he sent it to like, it's like a group chat of other staffers or something.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Oh yeah. Other gay staffers, it's like a group chat like that. So someone snitch someone else. Wow, this is one of my man's close friends. It'd be your own. It'd be your own. He put it, yeah, this is crazy. I mean, wow, I'm shocked that some fucking, some annoying gay guy in politics stabbed a friend in the back.

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