Stavvy's World - Bonus #76 - Kush Brothers Vol. 10 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: May 18, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Geoffrey Asmus and JP McDade return to the podcast for the 10th installment of Kush Brothers!! The bros kush up and go big-brain on some really major and compelling current events, including OJ's lawyer being hell-bent on ensuring that Ron Goldman's family doesn't get a dime from the Simpson estate, a woman who tried to Weekend at Bernie's a dead body into a co-sign for a bank loan, and the latest from the Albanian-jailed, oppressed ethnic Greek politician Fredi Beleri. Geoffrey, JP and Stav help callers including a guy whose female roommate is spazzing that he's dating a new chick, and a man who's a virgin at 27. Follow Geoffrey Asmus on social media: https://www.whitecomedian.com/ https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.youtube.com/c/GeoffreyAsmus https://www.tiktok.com/@geoffreyatm Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, so well this long time listener first time caller 26 probably 27 by the time this airs Still a virgin for context. I've had two real opportunities Like like ladies naked in my bed opportunity Wow the first one I really didn't want to and the second one I wanted to but she said no and then she changed her mind Didn't feel like great consent with that You know what your first time to get Being like a like a like like you could make a prestige drama about whether it was rape or not

You don't want like what was the was a german movie the window of well you know that it was for you know what you know what you're the first time you fuck and then he actually went out to him for all uh... uh... so that's good anyway finish up his call my consent was withdrawn then with that so i think it was better not.

Regardless, those were both in the first half of 2021. We were coming off of COVID. Everyone was desperate and touch starved. So did I miss the boat? Is it over for me? Should I fly to Amsterdam? Should I jump off a bridge? Oh no.

Don't jump off a bridge. Let me know what you think. Please help me. And actually, don't fly to Amsterdam, they jump off a bridge. Oh no. Don't jump off a bridge. Let me know what you think. Please help me. And actually, Don't Fly to Amsterdam, we covered that. That was not that cool. That was this one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We did a podcast earlier. Go to Greece. Did I tell that story? Check out the other sites, but skip the red light district. You should go to Amsterdam. So this is interesting because we do have a, you know, you, when was the first time you flew? How old were you?

25. 25. Might have been 26. I can't remember exactly. But was it, we talked about what was first time you fucked how old 25 20 26? I can't remember exactly with a we talked about the last time yeah Yeah, I was like I was like 25 or 26. She's by 22 or 21. Yeah, yeah, yeah something like that Were you dating or what was it? No, it was like our seventh like hinge date. Okay. We tried to fuck one time I came before I got inside her Fray and pray just hope of some of the boys would make a little paratrooper drop on them to get in part of you guys Future generation of me

Passes the labia it comes imagine getting a woman pregnant like that and then not Imagine you the next day you get that one brain then you die and you procreate and never fuck that's your entire life Jeffrey asked miss virgin father The women already had a virgin mother we need a virgin father That's how Jesus coming back an incel that nuts in a pussy without penetrating. It's his rebirth So, you know, dude, I don't know I I would love to talk to this guy can we get him on a live one do you think? Because what is it? First of all, buddy? I get I it's I get it Wow It's not over your question. It is not over for not at all

No, you'll you'll find someone when you least expect it I feel like he's already like he's already done the hard part like gotten the chick naked in his bed, right? Right, you're about to fuck at this point Like it's gonna happen just like keep doing whatever you've been doing and you'll get some pussy here Well, yeah exactly this like oh it was coming off of the kovat It's like look, dude I know that was true and it was honestly that was a great summer we were going that first that first post kovat summer Yeah, no one was leaving their house without getting fucked It was all no girl was coming over and like not giving you pussy because they're like well

I'm risking my life standards were at an all-time low. Yeah, it was fucking the Halcyon days. Literally might have been my set. My favorite year of my life was when that last year in Baltimore was awesome. I was like 25, I was about to move here. Oh, yeah. The in terms of a four, because I was when I lost all that weight to in the pandemic, I was losing weight, I was getting healthy and I was getting pussy constantly. It was awesome.

So, yes, that was a great time, but that doesn't mean it's over and you got people in your bed Now the thing that I would ask about is like, what do you mean the first when you didn't really want to? Didn't feel like it's the clock despite despite all of our support. The clock is not your friend here And this you got to get on the board brother there. I've chickened out really I did you have like that And you just didn't want to fuck her. I just got like scared. I did yeah So embarrassed I can see that I figured a girl and there's I guess I did it so badly She's like you're a virgin aren't you? And she left my house at 2 a.m.. And like a snow. She's like, and she left my house at 2am in like a snowstorm. She's like, I can't stay.

Wow. I don't know what the method I was doing, but it was so bad. You're like. Swirling, swirling inside. Couple flicks to get her started. Yeah. Pulling on her clit Where's the fucking where's the button that gets it wet? We do all act like we're not scared the first time we encounter pussy. Oh, yeah

Yeah, like it sucks doesn't adult more. Yeah, exactly. We all did it We all did it and I will say the first time you fuck it's like whatever like you build it up in your mind Oh my god, and it's just pussy man. It's awesome, but it's not like it's awesome the same every time It's not better the first time it's a B plus It's good. I like it. You know, I'm you know, I've let it ruin my life for stretches of it But it's not like that's why I would also be like just if you get a girl naked in your bed again, just fuck her. The first one, I mean, the one that is not the second one where it was consent gray line. I mean, the first one when you're like, I didn't really want to.

It's like, well, you got her naked in your bed. So there's plenty of places before then to jump off the getting pussy train. I would just say if you I wouldn't kill yourself I wouldn't fly to Amsterdam but maybe maybe maybe take back your standards a half notch and they're pretty nice the first time too you can fuck up right you can really just be like yeah to and done yeah yeah okay that was pretty cool what you did your sex posture is gonna be bad Oh my god, I'm not gonna look like you know what you're doing. Just just have fun with it Yeah, I put it in for you. Yeah

If you're fat enough they got to do that still I don't know I need that I I've put my own dick in a pussy seven times in my whole life I need the hand guide thing All right, so yeah, dude. We're you're fine Just go on brother. You're gonna put yourself a lot, but you'll get there. Yeah, you're just a little autistic probably yeah Just be real. I'd love to talk to him nothing wrong with that