Stavvy's World - Bonus #77 - Jason Weems [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Our first run of the Baltimore Chronicles concludes with Jason Weems, who joins the pod to discuss his wild first day of high school in Baltimore, getting terminated from his teaching job after shooting a viral video on school premises, his karate-loving brother, Eldis embezzling company funds, and much more. Jason and Stav help callers including a man who has discovered a newfound virility that his wife can't keep up with after he lost weight, and a woman in her 30s who's wondering if it's weird that she loves to party and has no plans for kids or marriage. Follow Jason Weems on social media: http://jasonweemscomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/jasonweemscomedy http://www.twitter.com/jweemscomedy http://instagram.com/jasonweemscomedy http://www.youtube.com/jasonweemscomedy Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I got kind of a good problem to have, I guess. So I recently lost a bunch of weight. Nice. I haven't weighed like this since I was, I don't know, it's been seven or eight years. And my problem is that losing all this weight has restored the blood flow to my dick to the point where I am horny just all the time now. Like dawn till dusk, I can't stop thinking about it. I'm married. My wife is awesome, she's super good looking, but we have young kids and she's

exhausted all the time. And she's been kind of a trooper about accommodating, you know, Not a trooper. A trooper, she's been doing her duty. She's doing three tours of your dick. All right, let's finish him up. Newfound resurgence, where I'm just constantly coming after her 24-7. First thing in the morning, evening, but I also am on the road a lot for work,

and I spend the entire time in the car just fantasizing. I don't want to do. I feel like I'm about to explode basically at any given time, and I don't want to ask her from work because she's already totally exhausted. Oh, awesome. So help me out here, brother. What do I do? Don't say get fat again.

Thanks. I wasn't going to say that. Fuck you. Right. I'll be out here brother. I do don't say it's bad again Was gonna say that fuck you right I do love that the implication in his question is Especially the end was like well. I don't want to ask her for more right, but I'm about to explode He wants me to clear cheating Not the fuck other whores. Right. Right. Um, that's well, that's interesting.

Congratulations buddy. Good for you. Good for you and your penis. Don't, don't cheat. You seem to really want the green light to cheat. In his defense, like we do have calls like this a lot, but usually it'll work up to, should I get some side pussy? To be fair, this guy didn't go all the way. But it is the underlying implication running through the call. This is interesting.

So, too horny. This is nice, though, because because if you're gonna try and fuck your wife too much, you kind of have this beautiful thing of like, well I lost weight to be healthier for our family. Yeah. So it's like, you do have a nice, you're kind of in a better spot to try to ask to fuck this much. But also it's like, I don't know man, that's just how... Yeah. This is one of the positives. Like now your knees don't hurt and your dick gets a little too hard. That's a beautiful thing. That's a trade off here man.

That's all you can ask for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I would say this has come up a lot in these Baltimore shows, but get some kind of deluxe pocket pussy. Yeah. This has come up, Tommy Simbazio has his own. Nah, this has come up, and Tommy Simbazio has his own. Not this has come up a lot. It has. Every single fucking episode,

we've talked about like deluxe, not just like motorized ones. Oh really? So you're on the road, you don't wanna fall into temptation, you don't wanna do this stuff. I actually think a nice middle ground here is an expensive fuck toy for you.

And it's motorized, it's the real deal. And this, think of it as helping, is sort of like, you know. Helping the marriage. Yeah, helping the marriage, absolutely. He's on the road a lot. That's a slippery slope, you know. Because once you crack,

once you crack the door and you're away from your wife a lot, then it's gonna be, that's full blown. Now you're gonna be looking for it. Like I here to tell like this guy, even if you want some kind of, well, should I go get a happy ending at a massage? No, don't do anything that's that you could start. Because this is like this is the sexual equivalent of getting fat again, where it's like, I'll

have a little fucking, I'll have a little taste, I'll have a little, I'll have a little, I'll have a small bag of Doritos at night. And then it turns into like, you're just spiraling. Full on orgy. And especially this guy who's feeling, you know, if you're at this place where you're like, he's probably feeling positive. He's probably getting attention. People are treating you better when you're not fat.

You know what I mean? Like he's getting all these positive feedback in his like physical his body now, plus all these urges. It's like, this is prime cheat territory. It is prime cheat territory. And I would say don't cheat. It's PC cheat like one of them. Yeah, yeah.

I would say don't cheat. And I would say, and you say you feel bad for your wife, but like, has she expressed that she doesn't wanna fuck this much, or are you looking, are you like kinda giving yourself the out to be able to cheat a little bit? That's my question. You know, cause you're like, he's saying trooper, he's, yeah I know, he's putting this connotation on it

And look she probably doesn't want to fuck as much as he wants to fuck. Yeah, but How is it a problem? And then I would just say her I'm I would yeah We do need to talk to her and I do think that the the solution the furthest down the cheating road I think you're able to go is the most deluxe pocket pussy they make the most Or you just beat off in your Subaru. You're on the road a lot. I'm not telling you to get fat again, buddy. Maybe tuck yourself out a little more. You're in better shape. Exercise some more. Or for a 20-minute sprint when you're fucking horny. You're too tired to jack off. Right.

That's a possibility. Also, it's like how recent is this weight loss? Because, you know, the same way you're like newly lose a lot of weight you just feel different, you're feeling better. It's like, you know, are you in the maintenance zone yet? Have you maintained the weight loss?

It's the same thing, like have you maintained your penis levels long enough? That's true. Because eventually, like, your penis is going to balance out. You're not going to be like... Not your penis levels. Your penis is going to get used to the improved blood flow eventually. That's probably true. And you won't be horny as fuck. Absolutely. You have to balance out. And the other thing is, that's a good point. How long

have you maintained this? Because the last thing you want is you're sexy for six months, you get side pussy, you lose your wife and children, two years later you're fatter than you were, no wife, things are bad brother. All right? I was going to say, in fact, what I'm going to say is pocket pussy and then check back in in a year and how are you feeling? Yeah, let's do a follow up. This you might be getting ahead of yourself here. It feels like he might be.

Yeah. Right, if I'm being honest.