Stavvy's World - Bonus #78 - Live Call Show Vol. 11 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock exclusive episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy is back talking directly to the fans in Live Call Show Vol. 11!! Stav and Eldis help callers including a Pakistani dude whose deadbeat dad has dementia, a guy whose surfing coach has a deep dark secret, a former caller who provides an update about his bro who alpha dog’d him at the club, and much more. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

uh... he was going on all this hasn't told me what the updates about but you want to tell me what's going on but i think i was what you called in about first all right so we really are not yet and i really like i called in i'd be a seal like i just gone to a great different break up and what would happen to get back and just like i i i can really like was like not to collect

ishra fucking big brownie it's a small remember you dude yeah your cadence even before I remembered what it was about I was like wait someone is it I've remember being annoyed at the way this guy talks in the past so go ahead what was going on hold on just just a little more up to see this I remember remember go ahead this from Kush brothers And you when you called it you were mad cuz your bro a good buddy demanded respect He was he was pissed cuz you were talking to bitches before him at the club Yeah, you kind of went out of turn of what your guys usual pick up. Yeah. Yeah, he sort of alpha dogged you a little I got this friend. I'm 28. My my friend is 30 I've been knowing this guy

since I was about 23 22 right so like six six seven years at this point every time we go out man I mean not every time because we have a great like relationship he's like I mean like I'm we're not brothers like we're friends but like really he's like my older brother, but, like, really, he's, like, my older brother. Um... But at the end of the day, he's fucking not, right? Like... But it's like... He keeps expecting me to, like...

Take this, like, deferential, like, position. What? Uh... Like, when we go out and shit. You know, and this is, again, this has been years, bro, years. It just, like, blew up last night he pulled me aside like three times He's like you fucking embarrassed me when you came back from the bathroom And you walked up behind me and started talking to women Why I supposed to talk to women you job is a conversation. I don't know dog like

I don't know like what the fuck kind of question is all this shit I mean I mean I can't drop you off like it's like you know it's a security type shit you know but it's also like I have listened to him several times like we've had this conversation so many times over the course of the years where I'm just like hey dog it seems like you want me to like take a step back sometimes at these hoes because for whatever reason, whatever it's the both of us, they wanna talk to me, not you, right?

So like, I understood that, but it's like, goddamn, I can't fucking be aware of every situation. Anyway, thank you, all right, love you guys. All right, bye. This guy's just mad at his friend. This message. This isn't even a fucking question. That's coke. That's a coke up man.

Exactly what I thought. Yeah and so I mean quick fucking update. We like have not spoken since then. Wow. That's the fucking update. It's like I don't know bro the friendship is cooked. Which like it really I don't know man I've been on this guy like going on seven years how old are you though? I'm 28. Yeah okay I mean look bro this is I mean we talk about all the time on the show but there are

you do lose people along the way of life like some guys are great friends when you're in college some guys are great childhood friends some guys are great college friends some guys are great childhood friends, some guys are great college friends, some guys are great adult, like young adult friends and then they're like, they get to a certain point where you guys grow in different directions and it sounds like, you know, this might have happened with you and your friend who deserved, who demanded friendship, respect from you. My guy is like, uh, what's the fucking show, it's a white people show fucking uh god damn it how i met your mother how i met your mother he's like a black barney stenson that's kinda his vibe really? like a what?

did you say a black barney? yeah yeah yeah yeah so he's a guy who always wants to get pussy? like every fucking time we go out, it's about pussy. I'm not, like I'm not kidding. Like we're going to the sports bar.

I'm here to watch a fucking, like I'm in DC, so we're watching Raven games, fucking, you know, commanders, but you know, whatever. Yeah. We're chilling. And like, it's still like, oh, he's planning. It's always a plan. Interesting. So he's pathological about getting pussy,

and he has a specific way and an order that he wants you to approach women, basically? Yeah, basically he's like, look, I'm the guy who goes in. That's me. That's what I do. I know you don't like talking to people that much. I'm like, that's true, but I do. Like, I know you don't like talking people that much. I'm like, that's true. But I'm not fucking.

I don't know. Like, respectfully, I'm not retarded. Like, if I feel like breaking protocol, I can. No, literally, it like he lost it. He lost it. And like, bizarre. It's just like every time, every time, bro. And you all were cooking me because I was like, It's just like every time every time bro and Y'all were cooking me because I was like, you know, like I do think like if women have their like choice It's usually me respectfully. Yeah

But like I swear to God like I'm not making that up. Yeah, like Like let's say, you know, okay for example, we were like a Halloween party. You know, we know like one guy there. So like we're really just there like with each other, you know, just talking to people like, and by example, are you just telling us a thing that happened when you say, for example, okay, okay, gotcha. Is real. And so like, we're just chilling. I think we're playing like beer pong or whatever.

We're like running the table type shit, which is like a good way to talk to people whatever nice, dude This this like I don't I'm not gonna call her ugly, but like yeah much makeup white girl Like comes up talking to him him at first she and she's you know asking him you know Like about his technique, which is fucking hilarious She and she's you know asking him you know Like about his technique, which is fucking hilarious Yeah, and this this happened five years ago. I hoped you're not a 28 year old man last last year It was last Halloween. Oh dude. That's also that you guys are so good at beer pong

I don't I don't know what you're like. We're at a high school. So we're at a high school party running the table We're buying these 16 year old girls fucking Mike's hard and I'm in bro. They all love me more than him Okay, all right keep going But yeah, like talking to him whatever right I know nothing of it. I'm still doing, you know, like I'm busy, right? Yeah, you're in the zone. You got to rerack. You're trying to decide. Are we going to rerack as a diamond or a triangle? What are we doing?

Literally, I'm like, come on, like one rerack, two rerack? What are we doing? Anyway. You're calling rebuttals. You're taking me back. Elbows! Elbows! Watch it, bro!

This is what the whole thing kind of makes her way around. I'm taking me back. Elbows! Elbows! Watch it bro! No bouncing, get that shit out of here. Anyway sorry, go ahead. Comes around, comes around, right? Now she's talking to me, right? And I'm just talking to her, right?

That is literally all that happens. But let me tell you bro, We leave the party my guy is like like And like at the time because I got the time I was like, oh this is like a weird isolated thing But like it literally just kept happening like more like just like that and I'm like, I don't know what you want me to do. I Mean actually know it stop because it's like I do know what he wants me to do. He wants me to be like, oh, I'm not gonna speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

On some, I don't know, right? I don't understand. Okay, for real though, here's the, even with a little more context, it's just like, this guy is clearly insecure, right? He's clearly insecure, and he just like, it's all there is to it. And if you guys have this issue where he's demanding you

to behave a certain way, it's like, that's not how you treat your friends. And it's like, yeah, sometimes your friends are gonna get pussy and you're not. You know what I mean? There were two girls I wanted to fuck that Elda's fucked. That's how the world works, brother. You know what I mean?

I've since gotten, you know, I've since fucked much more the It's come around my way and maybe your insecure black friend, you know in 10 years Maybe he's on a podcast that accidentally gets famous and he starts getting more pussy than you who's to say, right? um, but he's just insecure he it's not really that like You know He... it's not really that like... you know... Even this respect thing and this code thing and all this bullshit, it's like... That's the way people behave when like fraternities have those rules where it's like You must respect someone that's, you know, ahead of you or whatever

They call number or they call all this shit You know, any of that stuff is just weird It's just weird ways where people can cling on to rules to prove their superiority Because the thing that they're in that the thing the thing that they're insecure about you know picking up bitches at beer pong Exactly