Stavvy's World - Bonus #80 - Kush Brothers Vol. 11 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Starting point is 00:00:00 So check it out. I am fairly new to being polyamorous. I have two beautiful girlfriends who are very kind to me. We see each other separately. They're not really into sharing me, I guess. All the time. This dude's a beta alpha. This is exactly what JP's talking about. This guy's exactly who JP was talking about. I've got a rotation of bitches. I've got a stable full of hoes who I visit. They get too jealous to be in the same room.

Starting point is 00:00:42 They'll claw their eyes out going for my penis. I literally can't have them bring me you two at the same time or there's going to be a conflict. Okay, so what else we got from this guy? Sharing me, I guess. First one I've known for a very long time we've been seeing each other in this capacity for about like maybe seven months she's wonderful she's my main squeeze and I'm her main squeeze and she has another partner and they're doing their thing and I'm totally fine with that. The other dude is like my homie and... He's your homie? Rule number two, we've been seeing each other for maybe like four months. They know each other.

Starting point is 00:01:37 I've known them both for a pretty long time. What the fuck? That's weird. But rule number two is a lot harder for me to handle than number one. It's just how much JP knows the cadence is hysterical. I keep trying to listen to him and I just keep thinking of JP's riff from the last call. The cadence is exactly right. I feel like the way he talks is like very informed by how Polly people communicate Yeah, they're like very careful with your lay

Starting point is 00:02:09 Like the exact kind of terms and like therapies you're right like talk of you know Just to make sure you're saying that it's a chat bot with a very slow loading speed They all do have that stilted speech. I would love to have a linguist analyze it someday. Alright, let's see what else, what he's got here with this stable of whores that we need to help him with. We need to get Saudi Arabian on these bitches. end up over there doing a lot of emotional labor and stuff that I don't really feel like is reciprocated. She's maybe, maybe I guess I want to ask how can I encourage my my second committed girlfriend to find another partner that maybe I can split from this emotional labor.

Starting point is 00:03:26 He's just. The answer to solving the quagmire is adding more people to it. Let's get more factors in play here. Oh man, this is fucking hilarious. This is like, ah, how can I? It's the future. How can I split rent? This is fucking hilarious. This is like, how can I? It's the future. How can I split split rent? This is too much.

Starting point is 00:03:48 Making ends meet on this girlfriend is too much. Can I get a roommate in this pussy? Dude. How do I ask my girlfriend to have someone take a little bit of the pressure on me? The babysitter for my second girlfriend? Yeah, literally. This is also a strange setup. He's known them, they've all known each other for all of them.

Starting point is 00:04:12 He knows all of them so well. This is so weird. That's a weird thing. This is a fucking powder keg. Because if this girl was just a rant, see this is, yes, JP you make a great point where he's like, we need to get someone else to, it's like, isn't a great point where he's like, we need to get someone else to... It's like, isn't the whole point of polyamory, the whole point is that you just say your needs clearly, you don't do some weird like... instead of being like, hey, I'd really only like to see you this amount of times a week, you know, this is the kind of relationship

Starting point is 00:04:42 I'd like to have, and setting boundaries and if she doesn't stick to them leaving he's like babe why don't you get another guy to yap too cuz it ain't be fucking me I'm here for pussy I mean yeah it's like I'm here for the second string head I'm not here to hear about your problems constantly can you start sucking off some other guy who could come change the light bulbs? I can't be coming over every time Yeah, I mean yeah, are you sure that's the answer go ahead I have a perfect solution for oh hell Yeah, the other girl has a boyfriend tell that guy to pull his weight It's like you want to be part of what we got going here.

Starting point is 00:05:26 Right. You got to step up to the plate. Fuck her. We have all the tools we need in front of us. Right, right, right. And they're all friends. They've all known each other for seven years or whatever. It sounds like they live together almost.

Starting point is 00:05:37 It's such a- Isn't that what a homie would do for a homie? Yeah, yeah. He's your homie. Calling your girlfriend's second boyfriend your homies so awesome What's up G you put a hurt on that tonight Yeah, I'm going over to fucking Miss won't fucking shut up

Starting point is 00:06:00 Anyway have fun fucking my girl. We should be like right fuck that pussy right for me, man Yeah, we'll all see each other at boy genius That scenario is a lot like when I'm here after a long day of work and stuff like puts on a fucking basketball game and pulls up seamless I'll stick around for a while. I'm like, I got some DiGiorno on the counter. You want to get a game of Madden in real quick? What is Kush Brothers if not a polycule? It's true. It's true. Yeah man, I don't know that you need to encourage her to get another boyfriend. You just need to like tell her what you can offer I mean again clear communication from what I understand is the biggest part of being poly and you're being kind of yeah

Starting point is 00:06:51 You're I mean, I guess you're getting the positives and that you're fucking two women But you're not getting the positives out of like just communicating and saying that this is too much You got enough going on dude, you don't gotta bring in the reserves. Yeah, yeah. You don't split tens man, you don't split tens. You're just trying to double down and get more people involved in the equation. Yeah, she'll be bitching to you about that guy

Starting point is 00:07:16 because she's just dating him because you forced her to. Right, right, right. So it's gonna be like even more of your problem. This can't be your idea Even for poly people that's gotta be weird the whole idea is like it whatever happens happens Not my mate my boyfriend tells me to get another boyfriend because he finds me annoying that seems like not That doesn't seem like the whole spirit of the thing so yeah, you know delicately worded dude. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm So, I don't know man, I guess you could trick her

Starting point is 00:07:48 I guess you could start hiring some sexy guys to hang out Amary to me just seems like it seems like you're taking two classes at once like you're doing your calculus homework while you're playing dodgeball Yeah, doesn't it like I don't know seems a little much difficult yet to me. It's like I Just think like hey if you want to just fuck for a little bit that's cool man you don't gotta fucking have a word for it you know what I mean it's like you like I guess it is just in theory it's just it's I guess yeah I don't know to me although I guess my perspective is that's cool but it's like come on it's not a serious relationship you're also

Starting point is 00:08:22 getting pussy on the side even though there's people who are married or who've been together years that pull it off, but I don't know. I'd even go a step further. I mean, she's probably being coerced into like agreeing to doing poly with this guy. The reason they're not in the same route. Well, that's the thing about polyamorous relationships, Al. This is that everyone fully agrees that it's a good idea. Yeah. It was everyone's idea all at once.

Stavvy's World - Bonus #80 - Kush Brothers Vol. 11 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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